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Portland is lewd. LEWD.

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Portland is lewd. LEWD.
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>>135607971
I bet it smells like neckbeard,smegma and failed dreams in there
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>>135607971

>Portland

Detroit is worst
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I'm kind of bummed I can't stick around to see what kind of filth goes to watch hentai in a public venue. My flight leaves too soon.
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>>135607971
Does like everyone jerk off in the theater together or something?
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>>135607971
Unless they bring 2010+ series I'm not interested.
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>>135608021
No that's what your bedroom smells like. It probably just smells like homeless dudes. They're more communal about that shit.
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>>135607971
Is that Natsuki?
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>>135607971

>implying you didn't go in and watch
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>>135608039
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>>135607971
That's the place by Voodoo Donut, right?
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very hot
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>>135608087
>jerking off to hentai
lol who does this
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>>135608120
I don't know.

>>135608153
Yeah I was gonna grab some donuts but that line was ridiculous.

>>135608142
It's tomorrow, and it's after my flight leaves, so unfortunately I won't get to experience whatever kind of prancing lala homo orgy goes on in there.
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>porno theater
>2016
How did it not go bankrupt 25+ years ago?
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>A bunch of fat anons lurk there and jerk eachother off

Sounds fun
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>>135608153
Dunno why people hype it up. It's just a donut with cereal on it. I recommend pok pok tho. Get those fish sauce wings, papaya salad with marinated pork, then cross the street for salt n straw.
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>>135608236
Even the working class perverts in Portland must be hipsters. Everyone else is.
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>>135608236
It's usually used by homosexuals as a hook up spot.
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Ayy that's that porno theater down there near the donut joint.

All the real kids are in Powell's reading Naruto.
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>>135607971
So you go in, you watch some porn with other people and... then what?
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>>135608365
>All the real kids are in Powell's reading Naruto.

That's actually entirely the reason I came here. That bookstore's amazing and it was totally worth the trip.

Somebody put SAO on the stand as an example of shoujo manga and I nearly threw a fit and complained but I managed to contain myself.
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>>135608421
>then what?
make friends
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>>135608533
SAO is a shoujo manga.

literally 9/10 of the show is target at female interests.
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>>135608609
No, it's clearly shounen.

Also, the staff recommendation said it was good. I nearly complained about that as well. I think I might send them an email outlining how wrong they are when I get home.
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>>135608533
Don't forget to pick up several Powell's totes to prove your good taste!
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how does this work exactly? i'm really curious
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>>135608674
>I might send them an email outlining how wrong they are when I get home.

You sound like a great faggot, that will surely teach them a lesson
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>>135608751
It's like a theater, but when you sit down at your seat you watch nonstop hardcore hentai while freaky dudes jack each other off under coats.

There's a great taphouse nearby that has all the beer on a stock ticker that rises and falls with demand, it is always good times. No police raiding your gay j/o sessions.
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>>135607971
that's pretty cool. is it a theater?
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>>135608421
engage in civil, level headed discussion about the quality of the smut their watching
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>>135608788
They just don't know any better. If I educate them I'm sure they'll develop good taste and order copies of all the Spice and Wolf LN.

>>135608715
I got a free one because I spent over $50 today, and tomorrow I'm probably going to spend another couple hundred. I also want to get at least two shirts and a hoodie if they have any.
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>implying the party van isn't parked round the back
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Have they not changed that poster? I visited a few years back and saw the same thing. Gave me a hearty chuckle.
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>>135609065
Nah, still there. Despite the endless rain, Hentai endures.
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>>135609065
>>135609175
Have you guys gone to it? What kind of hentai do they show?
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>>135609222
Oh god no, it's just always up there. I assume it's a party van trap anyway.

If you want Voodoo Donut there's another location on the other side that has none of the tourist wait.
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Do they show Boku no Pico?
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>>135609280
>on the other side
Of the building? Or you mean the city?

Because I would like to get some tomorrow but fuck waiting in line.
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>>135607971
anyone got that pic?
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>>135609383
Of the river, actually

1501 N.E. Davis St
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>>135609383
Go to the smaller voodoo donuts in portland, there is one like next to the ghettos but is almost always never super busy like the main one by the hentai theater.
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So how the fuck do they get away this shit. I can't even watch loli hentai because of the fear of big brother yet they're profiting off of this shit.
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I know I'm gonna have to go to Portland when Kizu gets a screening, and I'm gonna be watching a 5 minute panty shot and bouncy boobs with a crowded audience in a grimy 90 year old theater. At least I haven't fallen to the level of eating voodoo donuts like the true losers do here.
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>>135607971
W-what should I do if I make eye contact with other anon in the middle of the movie?
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>>135609466
>>135609486
Fuck yeah. Thanks aniki-tachi.

>>135609517
Portland is a haven of degeneracy, I wasn't really surprised to see it. And why would you be afraid to watch loli? It's not illegal in America because art = free speech.
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>>135609517
CEO of hentai theatres here. lolibutt overcomes all obstacles.
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>>135608365
>mfw trying to buy LNs at Powells
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>>135608955
Wait there isn't any Powell's outside of portland? I always figured it has stores out of the state.
Also you into Arcade games? There is a cool drinking arcade called Ground Kontrol. Lots of pinball and stuff. Lots of fun
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>>135609675
Why? Go there tomorrow I'll help you out.
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>>135609731
Nope, all in Oregon. And I got really excited when I saw it mentioned on slashdot, so I wanted to go to the biggest location. Totally worth it.

I'm not super into arcades. Maybe if I had more time in town I'd go but this time I'm going to pass. I can't drink and then drive to the airport anyway.
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>>135608944
>not reallife shitposting about girls getting raped on a train
dropped
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>>135608153
Yes
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>>135609731
There's one in Beaverton where you can actually find parking but it's nowhere near as impressive as the city of books store.
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Looks like my kind of place.
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I have a feeling I would hate Portland if I went there. Is it truly a hipster ridden shithole? Or is that just an over exaggeration? Cause I already live in an 'art city' where the downtown district is riddled with trust fund babies who think they are too fucking cool.
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Worst coast.
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>>135610035
West coast best coast faggot.

>>135610001
>Is it truly a hipster ridden shithole?
Holy shit yes. I wasn't sure if it was just the bookstore clientele when I was there, but after walking around town it's just full of hipster liberals. And I thought Seattle was bad, Portland's way worse.

That said, I wouldn't mind living out innawoods and only coming into town for short visits. I'm definitely going to be mad forever that wherever I wind up living doesn't hove a city of books in it.
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>>135610001
I've always liked Portland, its more "weird" than hipster if you asked me. But then again I live in Portland and I've been to Seattle which I think Portland is much better.
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>>135608087
No that's how Paul Reubens got arrested
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>>135610162
This.

Portland prides itself in being a cesspool of "weirdness" that it finds trendy. As a result we have the homeless shit in our parks.
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What kind of manga can you pick up at the Women & Women First bookstore?
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>>135610253
>As a result we have the homeless shit in our parks.
And your fucking hipsters probably call the homeless people shitting in bushes "art"
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>>135610253
We have a shit ton of homeless because Portland is filled with Liberals. Which the Homeless people here are treated much better than other major cities.
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>>135610270
Naruto and SAO Yaoi doujins
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Is this a trap by Lolis to lure in unsuspecting man?
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>>135610001
Portland certainly has its share of the Keep Portland (stolen from Austin) Weird folks, but they're pretty harmless. They only congregate at the weekly markets and at Timbers games.

Fucking Timbers fans, man
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>>135607971
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Remember, Portland's greatest asspain is anything that might be from California. Nothing makes them get angry like the possibility that you are a transplant from CA come to steal their unique hipsterness. Even though THEY'RE all from fucking CA too.
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>>135610349
Hey man, the Saturday market was pretty dope when I used to go to it every week.
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>>135610349
Timbers fans are pretty fucking weird, I'll admit. The weekly markets are great though, fucker.
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>>135610397
To be fair, with California people coming up, they're driving the housing market through the roof as shit ton of them are moving to the Portland area since its much cheaper living here than it is there.
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>>135608959
I can count the number of loli hentai on my elbow.
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I can never imagine watching porn with other men jerking next to me.
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>>135610463
Blame all the tech parks overpaying Intel guys to come from SF to here, they think 3000 a month for a 2b is sane to rent.
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I can live with that. I'm pretty weird myself and if I could shit freely in the parks that would be awesome in and of itself.
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>>135608087
No, its illegal or some shit. Kinda makes it pointless
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Speaking of Oregon, who hyped for civil war 2.0?
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>>135608715
>>135608955
Goddamnit, I was in Portland on new year's eve but they closed the place up by the time I made it there, so I never got to go in. I did go there like 5 years ago or some shit but I had shit taste in mangos then so I can't remember if it's any decent.

>>135610404
How's dat shit compare to the Eugene one? We got lotsa hippie stuff here but Portland doesn't seem as much that type of place.
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>>135608021
It smells like doughnuts, this is right next to Voodoo.
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>>135608281
Go get some later at night when no one is there and get the bucket for $5.
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>>135610935
CASCADIA
WHEN
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>>135612306
Is it Cascadia or Jefferson?
Either way NORCAL/SOORG ALIANCE
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>>135607971
>Human trafficking capital of the USA
Lewd indeed.
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>>135610935
Is that the "federal building"? It's tiny
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>>135612424
>>135612306
I bought a State of Jefferson sweater while I has hauling through Yreka. i wear it in LA and no one gets it
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>>135609588
Assert dominance.
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So what do people do, they just go inside and watch hentai?

What's the point if you don't get to fap because public fapping is illegal?
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>>135612306
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>>135607971
Weird*

I've lives here 23 years, it's too late for me
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>>135613064
So, unzip?
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>>135607971
>2 hours of totally uncensored action

No pixel dicks then?
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Does everyone just have a wank together or what? Why would you want to watch porn without getting off?
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>>135614120
But they may be showing dubs.
In which case, it's either amateur voice actors with bad direction, or pornstars who don't know what the fuck they're doing.
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>>135607971
what's this
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>>135616339
A porn theater that somehow manages to stay in business.
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>>135614163
To get off later, because public pornography used to be a thing before the internet. Same with strip clubs.
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>>135616571
who pay for porn?
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>>135617409
Portlandians who think it's retro
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