This guy comes up and saves your waifu from some mean looking

Bring him to the hospital because he probably just got beaten to shit

>>135073336
Treat him to some oden

>>135073336

Pretend I sprained my ankle, and hop on the back of his bike and tell him to take me to a hospital, while holding onto him firmly.

He probably also needs to go there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weZvNhNx6ZE

Slap his ass.

>>135073336
Ganbare, Mumen Ridaa

>>135073336
give the credit to OPM

>>135073336
I would let him fuck my waifu.

>>135073336
get his autograph
>he the real MVP

>>135073336
Slap his ass as reward.

>>135074720
Swede detected

>>135073336
Thank you, Samurai Flamenco!

>>135073336
Shake his hand and praise him eternally.

>>135075571
Throw rocks at him. Fucking baldies should learn their place.

>>135074933
Or japanese.

>>135075571
Smack that faggot's shit Saitama ain't got shit on me

>>135075571
Whelp it appears i'm a single guy now, due to the splattered remains of my so called girlfriend, oh wait I NEVER HAD ONE!

>>135075571
Pick her pieces off the ground and go home.

>>135073336
Why is Jaeger wearing goggles?

>>135073336
gift waifu to him

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Buy him a beer and donate some money to the hero association.

>>135075571
Mourn the bloody messy that was mah waifu

>>135075894
NO ZIPPER, STAY DOWN!!

Let him watch me fuck my waifu.

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>>135073336
Help him pick his teeth off the floor.

>>135075571
Shit my pants as my gf an the rest of the building got blown away. Then pass out with 3 scars on my face and call myself king

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>>135073336
Offer my virginity to him
No homo

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>>135078581
>This

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>>135073336
Thank him and give him a hug

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Impregnate him.