ITT: How you know a series is going to be trash

>Female MC is a bubbly airhead

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>Species x comes to fuck up humans
>MC wants to genocide them

>Female MC

>Female MC has a penis

>Male MC

>Battle harem

>Male MC is an oblivious-as-fuck plain Marty Stu

Female MC is actually Female MC

>has two male leads

>Male MC has tits

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>>134956833
>High school battle harem

>Male MC promised childhood friend to marry her when they were little kids but has amnesia later in life and forgets his promise

>VR MMOPRG

>>134956910
>Female MC has a dick

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>>134956674
Die yourself, Kodomo no Jikan was great.

>>134956930
battle harem composed of tsuns and submissives

/a/ likes it.

This is why I'll never watch Haruhi or K-on since this board loves that shit so most obviously has to be garbage.

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>Its a music based sob-fest

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>>134956930
>junior high battle harem

>>134957168
Shit taste

>Based on a LN
>No male antagonist
>Majority of the cast is females instead of a balanced cast

>NEET escapist fantasy

>>134957168
disgustingu

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>girl shows up out of nowhere and there's some shit about an arranged marriage or childhood promise to get married

>>134956674
But Kodomo no Jikan was a masterpiece.
Rethink your life and consider suicide.

>>134957093
/a/ is not a single person, there's no "/a/ likes it", maybe just the majority.

That said Haruhi is loved only because it was one of the first "crazy randomness anime" most people watched, think like Love Hina and Dragon Ball for example, same thin K-on is for moe.

MC leads a mundane but boring lifestyle until a magical macguffin/robot/weapon/girl literally crashes into his life and changes his destiny forever

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>Bedridden from a cold

>>134957596
Nisekoi was the definition of what not to do with that trope

>Annoying, small, flat chested, lesbian side character keeps hitting on girls or cock-blocking MC

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>>134957756
Yeah I don't understand this shit either. A cold doesn't put you a death's door requiring people to randomly check up on you with $150 worth of medicine and fresh food.

How weak are the Japanese people? I drink a glass of water and keep some tissues and hand sanitizer nearby so I don't inconvenience anyone at work. Cold over.

>>134956674
>MC HAS A CRUSH ON LOLI TEacher

>>134956674

upotte was pretty good though

>>134957831
Are you retarded?
Japanese cold isn't a regular cold.
It's a deadly mutated virus that can murder you in a few days.
It's just called cold for some reason, they didn't bother to change it.

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>>134956910
This actually made Punchline much better

>>134957831
Yo the Japanese cold is no joke.

>Some shitty SJW tier girl keeps cockblocking for no logical reason besides MC having the small 5% chance of him being a pervert
>The girl shes cockblocking him from is actually fucking attracted to MC
This type of shit gives me physical pain

>>134956989
>>134957669
>>134957858
Those series are garbage solely because of that so you must be a real faggot if you think any series thay follows this is good.

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>>134958026
>This girl then tries to be a love interest and wins

>>134957924
I dropped it after the Christmas party episode. Did it get any better?

>>134957907
>>134957946
Yeah, naw. The Ricky V in Great Lakes has been growing and mutating ever 2 weeks for 25+ years and even that didn't put me on my ass. Asian Island dweller colds aren't shit. They need to work on their nutrition.

>>134958063
It's not bad, but to get the REAL ending you have to buy a game or some shit.

>>134958066
This virus was mutating isolated on a small island.
Selectively to destroy the japanese genome.
It kills them on the DNA level, they literally have no immunity protection from their cold.
It kills you in a few days and there is no cure, you can't be cured unless you fucking change your genes and stop being japanese.
So stop.

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>>134958057
FUCKING THIS, IF HE'S SUCH A FUCKING PERVERT WHY DO SHIT LIKE THIS, PLUS THIS IS USUALLY THE MAIN LOVE INTEREST

>>134958191
Exactly. The Japanese people are weak.

>>134958140
What? Haha fuck that. Honestly though I just couldn't put up with the characters anymore the fan service just wasn't worth it.

>>134958337
Spoiler: The MC we've been watching from the beginning isn't the one who gets to enjoy the "ultimate" timeline. in other words he/she isn't the Kyouma that ends up in the Steins Gate timeline or the Madoka that becomes god.
But you can see the story's conclusion in a VN released after the show ended.
The fanservice never stops, but the characters do become more human when the drama really gets going.

>>134956674
If OP song is bad, then show is bad. I'm usually right.

>>134958665
Niea under 7 begs to differ.
Berserk is also an honorable mention.

>>134958665
There's a lot of bad shows with good OPs out there.

>>134957765
Well the creator realized that aswell and decided to just drop everything the manga was about in the first place and never talk about it again.

>>134958665
this, although it doesn't mean good OP = good show, there are some trash shows with great OPs

>>134958665
Texhnolyze' OP is some of the worst garbage I've ever heard.

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>Some sort of World War is taking place
>EU and America are having trouble fighting Japan

>MC is a philosophy fag and begins anime with some trashy chuuni monologue about the world

>MC sees friends/family killed
>He doesnt get an edgelord transition
Its so simple to do this right.

>>134958831
The ending is good though.

>>134958517
Thanks. I'm not picking it up again, but it's still good to know.

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>>134958893
>world war with ground troops

>>134958893
>any anime with international conflict
>japan takes some primarily role
>japan is relevant at all
Japan has some deep wish to be the main character in a world conflict like germany in WW1 and WW2.

>>134959188
>Guys remember WW2 we were Germanies allies
>W-we are strong enough to conquer continents too

Meanwhile even the germans laughed at them for being Untermenschen and yet the nips still lick germans balls after all these years.

>>134959355
But germonkeys are subhumans themselves.
What they and Russians did to Poland is literally nigger-tier.

>>134959355
>jews fear the samurai
>meanwhile jews in collaboration with german scientists nuked japan twice

>>134959428
>did to Poland
>Poland

Literally who?

>>134956674
>Anime

>>134959577
Russhit/Germanigger pls

>>134960071
Did I strike a nerve with your shit tier country that literally contributes nothing to this earth other than taking away it's air. But atleast your people are stupid enough to come into other countries and to the bullshit jobs for literally no money so the real people don't have to.

>best girl dies

>>134960205
>Russia
>Germany
>contributing anything other than churka/turk babies
Both of those shitholes have been Europe's laughingstock ever since WWII

>>134960205
This man speaks the truth. When Obama came to poland they literally gave him a copy of witcher 3 like it's some kind of national treasure and the only relevant thing poland has done in the last 10 years.

>>134956938
Luke didn't have amnesia he was a clone

>>134960270
Oh god I'm laughing. You know that germany is building the first fusion reactor, the Wendelstein 7-X and they gonna start it up next year? Shit is getting hotter than the core of the sun and will be the first step to almost unlimited energy. The Wendelstein is literally the best engineering the world has ever seen.

>>134960276
Hahaha please tell me you are joking. I'm pissing myself here.

>>134960461
>being this delusional
Your only scientists are all Jews.
Otherwise you're subhuman nigger-tier nation just like Russia. Just get into a war with each other again and get nuked yourselves. No one would miss either Germany nor Russia.

>>134960596
Holy fuck did Germans and Russians rape you at some point or why are you so mad?

>>134959188
>Japan has some deep wish to be the main character in a world conflict like germany in WW1 and WW2.

I don't understand this wish. Japan had the chance of being irrelevant to WW1 and WW2. What would they want? To be killing jews with Hitler?

>>134960567
I wish I was joking. When they gifted him Witcher 2 before that Obama even said it's a prime example of polands place in the world ecconomy. He meant it positive but it's only laughable.

>>134959188
And they also don't understand why Korea and China still hate them. I mean, Nanking totally consented, amirite?

>>134961113
Japan hates china with passion itself. There are always some nips on /int/ who write entire romans about how shitty china is and how they are at fault for everything.

>>134956674
>Loli characters is one of the top tiers of the verse

>>134961203
>some bored Brazilians and Australians on /int/ using proxies and bad English
FTFY

>>134961113
It's equally hilarious and disturbing how japan still refuses to apologize for a ton of historical atrocities they committed against them.
Shit, there's that one specific shrine for war veterans that includes at least 20 or so recognized criminals of war that just get stashed with people like civilians who died in casualties. Nationalism is a scary thing when it gets large.

>>134961364
I don't think so. Japanese are literally the only kind you will find with engrish on /int/. Even brazilians who are the scum of the world are more competent in it.

>>134959188
>people in Japan tend to write stories where Japan is centerplace

Wow.

>>134961778
Yeah, pretty shitty isn't it? They can use any other place in the universe for their fictional stories or even think up entire new worlds and they still use japan in most cases.

ITT; Brown-eyed subhumans BTFO by aryans

>>134956796
This is so uncommon

>>134956807
WHAT? No THis is how you know something is gonna be top tier!