her legs are absolutely god tier
ITT good taste.
Alright kids, hold on to your butts because this is about to get ugly. I know some of you dickwheels think your waifu is hot shit, but think again. Let's pretend a girl from K-ON came alive and started dating you. If that girl isn't Mugi, you just got FUCKED. PERMANENTLY.
Why? You're shit. Fuck your life, kid. You need someone to take care of you, that's why you're still living with your mom. Guess what, the ONLY bitch capable of that in K-ON is Mugi. Yui痴 in the same boat as you, Ritsu's batshit insane, Mio's high maintenance, and Azusa would get pissed at how you don't work and leave you, just like your last girlfriend.
Even ignoring that, you still have to entertain your waifu. I bet you can't entertain any normal person, that's why you have no fucking friends. The only K-ON girls you could please are Yui and Mugi, because they are easily amused. The difference? Yui likes simple shit because she's on the border between retarded and braindead. Mugi adores homely things because before high school she lived a luxurious but lonely life. Not only that, she actually LIKES taking care of people, which means that you make her happy BY SIMPLY EXISTING AS THE DEPRESSING EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR LORD(S) THAT YOU ARE.
And another thing. She's RICH. With Mugi you wouldn't need to work a day in your fucking life, yes that's right you could finally silence that voice in the back of your head saying you'll never amount to anything cause you just hit the god damn jackpot. Mugi's so smart, she actually recognizes that a life of wealth is unfulfilling. That's right; she can see that the simple beauty of humanity is more precious than money, something you'll NEVER UNDERSTAND. Choosing a waifu other than Mugi is like saying hey /a/, I plan on shitting on my own dick when I get my ribs removed to self-fellate better so I can recycle my bodily waste as food.・So choose Mugi you pig-dicked minge, or get fucking killed.
This is a really weird show. I can't say that any one girl attracts me romantically. I mean, yes, they are sexy, but they do not induce any acute desires - neither to marry nor to fuck nor anything else. Feel free to call me gay, I won't care.
But I love them so damn much, I feel like I could spend my life on making them happy. And I cannot pinpoint any particular girl in the group, each one of them is irreplaceable.
Mio to the point of exhaustion.
Maybe Yui when it's Mio's time of the month, with Ritsu's face for birth control because God help anyone who reproduces with a girl who can't count to potato.
Yui for global best girl