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Christmas cakes

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Last thread hit the bump limit, and I've still got some HNNG left in me.
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daily reminder that
>you will never meet a cute Christmas Cake by chance one day on the train
>you will never develop a friendship with her and meet her every morning and night on the train
>she will never slowly open up to you and reveal her insecurities and fears
>you will never let her use your shoulder to cry on and be the one who saves her from her boring life
>you two will never start growing romantic feelings for each other
>you will never ask her out on a date one day and make her blush
>she will never doubt herself and say she's not pretty enough to go out with you only for you to kiss her and tell her she's the most beautiful woman in the world
>she will never cry and tell you thank you and go out on a wonderful date with you
>you will never cuddle up with her after a wonderful evening and tell her how much you love her >she will never say i love you back
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cakes are for bullying
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>>134777054
Wait, she is getting married?
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I want to make a Christmas cake aware of my sexual attraction to her and have her consider sexual relations with a younger man!
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>>134780156
I want to make a Christmas cake aware of my sexual attraction to her and have her consider sexual relations with a older man!
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>>134778125
just end my existence now family
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>no self-conscious-about-her-age cake to sweep off her feet and make feel guilty about keking her dead ex-husband
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Is this the best cake manga?
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>>134780156
Name? Google gives nothing.
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>>134780156
that could backfire horribly anon good luck
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>>134780967
it was great
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>>134778125
I did meet a glow during a meal at Dennys who kept starting at me the entire time I was eating,was kinda nice/weird
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>>134779251
>implying you could bully someone much older then yourself
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(Oregairu's Cake-sensei dressed up as Kancolle's Ashigara-sensei.)
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Merry Christmas /a/!
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>>134777054
Me too OP, Cakes deserve such love after all.

>>134778125
why this
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>Merry Christmas!
If only it was true for Chrismas Cakes... ;_;
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She was already a Christmas Cake when he fell for her and it took him seven years of single-minded pursuit to get her to reciprocate.

Can you fall in love this seriously with someone?
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>>134778125
What is life?
Suffering
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>>134787516
>Can you fall in love this seriously with someone?
If she seems worth it enough to pursue? Then yes.
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I've sexed an older woman who had a kid, I was 21, she was 25, it's like throwing a pencil down a hallway
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>>134780641
Google gives me nothin homey
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>>134785700
I didn't understand that ending. Did they just fuck off from eachother?
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>>134790755
She left because of rumors/pressure but no, they both actually kept in contact with each other (as outlined by her letter to him) and it's heavily implied that they'll pursue their relationship in the future.

Even Shinkai mentioned in his commentaries that it was meant to be a happy ending where they basically start over so they can form a proper relationship after the kid finishes his studies.
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>>134790550
Cakes don't have kids, that's why they're so lonely.
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When will Christmas Cakes finally save anime?
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>>134792754
The day we get more shows focusing on Christmas Cakes is the day that anime will be saved.
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>>134790723

Natsuyuki Rendezvous.

>tfw no short-haired Christmas cake who doesn't feel the need to feel feminine anymore because she doesn't think men could still find her attractive.
>she starts growing out her hair again because of you
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>>134794289
Now I'm curious to check this out.
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>>134777054
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>>134795953
>She smokes
How disgusting.
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>>134796074
I think it's sexy
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>>134796074
>implying I won't be the one that changes her
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>>134796179
That's actually kind of cute.
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>>134796179
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>>134796179
Oh my lord.
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>>134780967
what manga?
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>>134796231
Game Over. It's short but sweet.
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>>134796333
thanks anon, ill read it later today :)
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>>134795953
>>134796279
I need source for uh... reasons.
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>>134796373
Learn how to read and use a computer
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>>134796365
>:)
I'm at the point where I'm no longer certain whether this is unironic or if you're making fun of me.
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>>134796476
?
all i said was thanks...
I really am gonna read it a little later today
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>>134796428
Never mind, I just realized that these were already in my backlog.....
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say what you will about RahXephon, but at least the cake won in the end, and that's enough for me.
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>>134796993
Yes please.
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>>134797053
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>>134796993
>>134797361
>older women with plump soft lips
thank you Fooly Cooly for this fetish.
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>>134797560
Why are cakes so lewd?
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>>134796584
Please tell me
Google search doesnt work anymore and ive been searching for half an hour now
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>>134778125
This sounds like the tomboy pasta.
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>>134798623
>He doesn't want a tomboy christmas cake
>He doesn't want an older, retired vet trying to adjust to civvie life to take care of him
>He doesn't want to go jogging with her
>He doesn't want to cook for her
>He doesn't want to be told that he's doing such a good job spoiling an old hag who doesn't deserve it
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>>134798969
When did I say any of that? All I did was point out the similarities.
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>>134778125
Fuck this gay earth
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Reminder that christmas cakes in real life are so because they're unattractive in either a physical or mental way.
Any decent woman would have been taken already.
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>>134798478
First one is a supporting character from "Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru" or as it's known in english, "My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU".

Second one is from "Triage X" though it's a pretty terrible show from what I've heard.
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>>134796373
>...
Stop.

>>134799495
>Spoonfeeding retards
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>>134799611
>Stop.
See >>134796584
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>>134799215
While I'm pretty sure most people here aren't thinking in 3D, you still shouldn't be mean to RL Christmas Cakes.
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>>134781790
looks like haikyuu!! (however you spell it)
fujos make me steer clear of newer sports anime.
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>>134799045
>gay earth
This is probably why there are even Christmas Cakes in the first place.
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>>134801718
I'm not gay (yet). I could single-handedly love every last one of them but only the 2Ds.
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Lewd cakes > pure cakes.
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>>134777054
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It is my goal in life to lead a christmas cake on and then dump her for a younger girl
Just like that one manga
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>>134780156
Business suits are the hottest.
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When will the age of Christmas cakes be?
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Anyone got the webbum of her drinking?
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>>134803100
>I'm not gay (yet).
You should become one for anons sake
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>>134796179
You're going to get lung cancer first.
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>>134804091
I didn't choose to be straight. But as long as I am, I'm more than willing to give the dicking to Christmas cakes.
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>>134804232
>I'm more than willing to give the dicking to Christmas cakes.
Same here. Sadly, 3d is different from 2d
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I wanna get drunk with a cake and have competitive teasing sex
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>>134804313
You're right. 2D is so much better than 3D, it's despicable. I, for one, can't wait for the Oculus Rift to finally make 2D a reality.
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>>134804489
Bio engineered waifus are the future lad.
We still need society to recognize this kind of stuff tho.
Or ask army,they don't really care about moral
We still don't know how to give them personality, but we will learn.
invest in cakes for domestic usage
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