Sawako schlicked to anime porn and is still a worthless christmas cake.
Kyon never stopped being Haruhi's slave and even became her personal gimp.
Kumin now works as a professional AV actress specialized in "nap" porn.
Makoto succeeded in becoming her pimp and personal lover, but it seems like Kumin is oblivious to the latter fact.
Haruhi has finaly understood that he is a man trapped in a woman's body and asked his friends to help out with the his transformation.
They happily obliged and now the host club is famous among students for it's secret pansexual orgies.
Okabe was brutally murdered by a knife-wielding Mayuri, who whispered in his ear: Sern sent me, bitch!
Alesta married a Diamong no Ace crossplayer after finding out about the joys of being a lesbian.
Shinji married Mari, they fugged, had kids and lived a perfectly happy and normal life.
Rika went to look at real gay porn and now she's a prude spinster cat-lady who hates humanity.
Well, we can make nice threads out of shit threads...
Well, older/censored animu...
Takuto suddenly lost all his manliness and became a fat slob of a NEET.
What went wrong?
Usagi became obsessed with Sanic and went to fight her arch-nemesis: Chris-chan.
Oh shut up, make this thread a nice thing instead of complaining.
Araragi accidentally found out his love for morbidly obese women when he met your mum.
He's still at it with her, his first and fattest love.