Baka ja nai!
Meanwhile, at Guy-kun's old high school, Japanese exchange student Jin Gai is having trouble adjusting to life in the states.
>these people are too loud
>why isn't anyone wearing slippers indoors
>I wish I was at home riding the bullet train
>"Hey Gaijin-kun, do you want pizza tonight?"
>"Fuck yes I do!"
>It's this pizza
>Gaijin punches it
>"HOLY FUCKING SHIT DON'T SPILL IT ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE!"
I don't know why, but I want to see Gaijin-chan's goodhearted side protect Hime-Chan. Not in a romantic way because Gaijin's drowning in pussy, but in a genuine big brother way.
>Bitches giving Hime-chan shit for being 'ugly'
>"Ugh you have no boobs or ass!"
>"You dress like you're from 1980!"
>"Nobody's going to go to the festival with you!"
>Gaijin-kun just decks lead bitch
>"Y-YOU CAN'T HIT GIRLS!"
>"AMERICA IS A GENDER EQUAL SOCIETY!"
>Gaijin's family is also SUPER American
>Weekly cookouts, getting insanely overhyped watching sports games on TV, the works
Do whatever. 4koma is a pretty good format though.
>Gaijin-kun is sick with the cold
>friends come to pay him a visit
>Host Mother brings him some rice porridge
>"This is not Chicken Noodle Soup."
>lunch time, Gaijin-kun, Hime, Glasses-kun are eating on the roof
>Gaijin-kun forgot his lunch, Glasses-kun is laughing
>Paratrooper falls from the sky
>Gives Gaijin-kun a hamburger
>Gaijin-Kun eating ice cream
>notices he gets a "WINNER"
>inner monologue of "DAMN RIGHT" while doing flex pose
>throws the Winner stick away
Suddenly we Class Trip Arc
>relaxing in hot spring
>classmates join him
>"Well, this is a sausage fest."
>stands up and reveals he is in swim shorts
>class filling out career surveys
>everyone thinking hard and putting sensible options
>teacher hands his back the next day and tells him to redo it
>shows "president of the USA", "NFL star", "cowboy", etc.
>Gaijin-kun don't play harem games son, he just sticks it in and goes on his way.
>Gaijin-kun just rapes women outright
Way to play into the American stereotype.
Better yet, just have him say he got her something for lunch and she'll think "food gaijin-kun made for me?" and he drops a branded fast food bag on her desk.
You know, people always bitched about ham and pineapple whenever we made group pizza orders at college.
But at the end of the day, if we order 4 cheese or pepperoni and 4 hawaiian, the 4 hawaiian are always the first to go with 2-3 pies leftover.
The final career which gets accepted is "YOLO".
It's because Hawaiian-fags, like myself, know that none of the non-Hawaiian fags are going to touch their pies. So they eat with wild abandon while the pepproni-fags have to restrain themselves so as not to look like pigs.
Whenever Gaijin-kun goes serious, he looks like this.
Can Gaijin-kun's dad look like this?
>Gaijin-kun don't play harem games son, he just sticks it in and goes on his way.
I remember that anime,
A variation on the pizza script:
>Glasses puts mayonnaise on burger, Gaijin just watches
>Glasses puts mayonnaise on noodles, Gaijin looks disgusted
>Glasses puts mayonnaise on fries, Gaijin gets visibly angry
>Glasses puts mayonnaise on pizza, Gaijin yells "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE"
Forgot my fuckin' image.
>gaijin-kun's class is putting on a play for the culture festival
>it's about classic samurai
>in the climactic battle gaijin-kun just pulls out a gun and shoots the main character
>"Just exercising my second amendment rights!"
Then he attempts a stagedive into the crowd
I see you've made it invisible! This is quite the achievement!
>"Gaijin-kun, we're writing haiku!"
>"I can do that."
>"Hamburger french fries"
>"USA, USA, woo!"
>"Fuck yeah, still the best."
Fixed it for you, maybe now it'll be readable.
>Gaijin-kun wandering around on his off day
>Stumble upon a middle age man protesting and screaming "WAITOU PIGGU GO HOMU!"
>Gaijin-kun decked him for being racist against white
>Few days later youtube video "White Pig Beats Up Japanese Protester" goes viral
I liked that you tried anon, but the text is still backwards. Here's an easy way to fix it; just make all the panels vertical sinstead of side by side. It'll still be read left to right because of the way the text is positioned, but better than this.
Gang bat teh
Only real complaint is the faces. Doesn't really go with every other rendition of GJ-kun. Still good.
Maybe the pompadour could be a bit longer.
Yeah, I'm not that great at drawing, and I didn't have the time to try to emulate the style properly, so I said fuck it and abandoned the 4koma style completely.
Think of it as (shitty?) fan art.
At first i wondered why he has an arab scribble on the gun barrel. Then i noticed you went full retard with that.
>You need to log in to view videos.
Just make a like a short fling, a couple months or a year at most and they break up, thinking they're not really perfect for each other and that they should look for other people.
>Gaijin and friends go to the beach
>Gaijin-kun, we're at the beach, you've gotta do watermelon smashing!
>He lines up the 3 watermelons in a row and blows them to bits with his deagle
To Gaijin-kun, Hime-chan is not for sexual. She is for straight-manning and occasionally protecting.
>Picks up watermelon
>Dunks it NBA-style into the ground
>invites all his friends over for an american dinner
>they come over dressed nice
>Gaijin-kun is standing at a grill with a pile of meat next to him with a "TWERK THE CHEF" apron on
there can be some good shit going on with american bbq here
Here's the thing in anime. Either a boy or girl date and stay for good or break up offscreen or tragically or not date at all. A relationship that breaks up simply because it's not working but they remain friends is something you don't see at all.
>Makes teriyaki chicken wings, because teriyaki is Japanese right?
>Everyone is baffled that they're supposed to eat it with their hands
>Everyone ends up being a big sticky mess
And then there's doing the unexpected. You think this trope would happen but this happens instead. I don't think this kind of relationship can be expressed very well in a 4koma though.
>Gaijin offers to make breakfast one day
>Makes fucking gigantic omelets for his host family, with literally everything in it
>But not rice
>Slaps the ketchup out of Hime's hands when she tries to put some on her omelet
>Not putting ketchup on eggs.
What are you nigger? Canadian or something?
>New School Term Starts
>New seating arrangements
>Gaijin-kun's desk is at the top right corner of the room beside the window
>"What the fuck man, why do I always get this seat?"
>Ask a random classmate (who is an otaku) and ask if they can exchange seats
>The title "The Misadventures of Gaijin-kun" breaks apart and a new title "The Misadventures of Otaku-kun" appears
When will Glasses Cosplay Iincho have an appearance again?
>Gaijin-kun gets a care package from back home
>Glasses-kun pulls out his phone to check the time, it's a flip phone
>Gaijin: "Jeez dude how old is that fossil you're using?"
>Glasses: "I just bought this last month"
>Gaijin becomes visibly confused
That function never did take off in America did it? I seriously thought elevens were just super good at typing out their info. It wasn't until the sub's talks about infrared that I realized what was going on there.
>"How the fuck are you supposed to watch the video with all this text flying across it?
>"Nani the fuck you doin'?
The sad part is I've actually used that a couple of times here.
>Giant neon 7-UP sign
>Everybody's using Dell laptops
>Except for those people with Singsam and Pear-brand tablets
Holy shit this is hilarious.
>Gaijin-kun transfers in
>she transfers in
>cue other scenes with similar reactions
>Gaijin-kun wonders why there's so many Canadian students in Japan
Just the stuff from the previous thread so far.
That "S" has been drawn by kids for a few hundred years. Nobody knows why kids always seem to draw it, other than that they were shown how to make it with the three line thing by someone else.
>Gaijin-kun joins the wrestling club
>Gets owned horribly as tries to pull off pedigrees and chokeslams on the club members
>Quickly banned from the club after he
attempts to fight using a folding chair
>"I should have known these assholes would never push an american heel"
>Nigga Gone Fishin' shirt
Hello mina-san! Im the anon who volunteered for the valentine arc. Im still planning on the story board right now, so enjoy some pratice sketches while you wait. (I still cant draw male character...)
C U T E
You never know anon. Shit like Katawa Shoujo got made thru sheer force of autism and
that was breddy gud.
any approved ideas which you would draw from the last two threads? post them here please
>Gaijin-kun's exchange family's imouto walks into his room
>"I'm going out to get a drink, is there anything you'd like?"
>"...Are you seriously gonna walk half a mile to the convenience store just to get a drink?"
>"There a vending machine just outside."
>"HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME"
>Gaijin dips his whole sushi in soy sauce, people just stare at him.
>Gaijin-kun doesn't peel his apple and eats it, people stare with disgust.
>Gaijin-san goes to McDonald's
>Someone is eating ink burger, then Gaijin screams no wonder we nuked you twice.
Fuck this would be great.
>All the nips silently staring in disgust/whispering behind back.
>Murrica just get's all up in yo face.
I need Gaijin-kun bulling for Glasses-kun and Hime-chan!
>"Gaijin-kun, let's go out to eat some ramen"
>Gaijin-kun visibly confused, thinking about .50$ instant noodles
>"Why the fuck would I pay for that if I can make it at home?"
And some joke about ordering smiles on WcDonalds.
>Volumes of what? I don't know the series you are talking about.
Boku no Pico.
>SZS already did something like that.
>What? Show me.
>Not this guy, but I clearly remember it too. Too lazy to look though, but it was in the 10 first volumes.
>Gaijin-kun and girl doing whatever
>Gaijin-kun stares at girl, she feels uncomfortable
>"Got your nose!" (pic related)
>"B-b-b-b-b-baka hentai!!" while slapping gaijin-kun
As a continuation:
>"Ow, what the fuck!? It's just a nose. And why all this fucking stuttering?"
>Girl heavily blushes while saying "B-bikkuri shita yo gaijin-kun"
>"Pickle-y what? Anyway I heard you say hentai. I didn't know you were into that shit! Hahaha"
>She whispers to herself "Yappari koitsu hen desu ne"
>he went through 15 volumes just to prove some anonymus faggot wrong.
>putting ketchup on meat
>not mac and cheese
Although, that begs the question, what would the others think of mac and cheese?
>going through over 10 volumes
Did I triggered you?
Not him, but are you guys that gullible? It's the first google result when you search for "sayonara zetsubou sensei 5 koma".
I thought you were talking about Symphogear, and I got confused.
>gang goes to karaoke
>gaijin-kun puts on Pearl Jam
>forgets the lyrics, thought they would be on the display
>has to make shit up as he goes
>the rest are too astounded by his voice to notice
>1: Gaijin-kun opening a letter with "meet me behind the school" in Engrish and a bunch of moonrunes,
>2: Panel is just a cute girl being all shy and crap.
>3: Same panel plus flying shirt smacking her in the face
>4: pans over to Gaijin-kun stomping from around the corner without a shirt on screaming YOU WANA FUCKING GO?
These are from the last thread.
SENPAI NOTICED ME!
>walking around school campus
>shy underclassman stalking him
>catches a glimpse and calls out to her
>she runs off screaming that "Senpai noticed her"
>Got proven wrong
>WOOOOW YOU PUT IN EFFORT TO PROVE I'M A FAGGOT WOOOOW
Okay anons, it's karaoke night and Gaijin-kun is in a mixer. WHAT SONG DOES HE SING?
10+ points if it's some nigger rap
For years you've forced this awful, cringey Gaijin-kun strip, starting with people thinking "hey this is a good idea", then scoffing at the execution. Then, cause you were bitter or something you kept posting it hoping someday something like this would happen. Great. You got lucky. Now there's more of this unfunny shit. I can only hope it doesn't last.
>waiting so long to have the last word on the discussion
>Gaijin-kun, do you want to go to karaoke with us?
>What the fuck is...
>Oh, you mean Kay-ree-oh-key!
>Gaijin-kun, do you want to go to karaoke with us?
>Sure, I'll go to kay-ree-oh-key with you.
>AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
>puts on the Pokemon theme song
>it's the japanese one
Really? Come on guys.
+10 if some random people in the bust down the door and start waving an American flag behind him
>It's the Diamond and Pearl eng ED
>gaijin bumps into some yakuza a lot shorter than him (bonus points if the yakuza have moustaches)
>they try intimidate him
>"It's a bit early for Halloween kids", pats them on the head then leaves
>gaijin gets bullied in class, one guy yells "AMERICAN PIGGU GO HOMU!"
>gaijin stands up angry as fuck, looks like he's going to shank a bitch
>draws on the whiteboard
>pic of an eagle on the whiteboard, yells "It's E-A-G-L-E", the L in eagle is underlined with an R crossed out above it
>delinquent bumps into gaijin
>they go on about how their shoulder's broken
>gaijin drops to the ground clutching his own shoulder
>cut to them at court, judge saying "Gaijin awarded $200,000 for injury" (or whatever technical jargon they use) with sad delinquents in the background
>+10 if some random people in the bust down the door and start waving an American flag behind him
>Suddenly the mixer is flooded with freedom
>Girls in the mixer
including hime-chandouble-peace sign ahego white mess by the end of the night
Or just have it where as the song goes on it's like a dog whistle for every American in a 10 mile radius.
Just have hime and glasses disappear in a sea of people 2 feet taller than them singing the star spangled banner in unison.
>gaijin-kun and hime on train
>molester starts feeling up hime
>she's too scared to say anything
>"Gaijin-kun... Save me..."
>"Hey!" from off-panel
>"Let me cop a feel too!"
>Gunfire eventually deteriorates the buildings support structures
>Building gives out and collapses
>Next day in school people talk about how their favorite karaoke spot was destroyed mysteriously overnight
>Glasses-kun and Hime-Chan are absent for at least a week
>Gaijin-kun on a date with a chick
>Glasses-kun walks up "I didn't know you were into dudes"
>Gaijin-kun has a shocked/disgusted face
>"chick" face down, uniform ripped, in a pool of blood and tears
That should be the ED, while Star Spangled Banner is the OP.
IN songs consist of hip hop and rap. "Pretty Fly" will be in there somewhere.
That could actually be a good way to bypass the draconian copyright law if this was an actual show
>Guy's turn to choose a song
>Looking at the list confused
>suddenly his eyes light up
>"oh, I know this one! I don't even need to read the moonrunes to sing this!"
>"I WANNA BE, THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!"
>Everyone looks at him even more confused
>"Huh, I guess this cartoon never caught on in Japan..."
>girl getting bullied and beat up behind the school by other girls
>gaijun kun walks through the scene
>whips out phone >hell year this shit is going straight on youtube! >he is added to THE LIST
He might be clueless but I doubt he'd actually stand by and watch girls get molested and shit if he actually notices. Even a redneck hillbilly would know something's wrong. Probably saw this shit back home in NYC. He might not go full cape on them but he'd probably at least care a little if it happens in front of him.
Looks like someone already did this. I'll post it anyway.
i tried changing the proportion,
and this should be the last one for today, going to sleep
Put her closer inspecting the stick with a look of excitement in the first panel. Change the text to "Maybe Gaijin-Kun will treat me to some ice cream" or something of the like.
Staring at trashcan with a depressed look in the last panel.
Still good tho.
>"Jean-kun, if you could continue reading from where we left off-"
>"No way teach! Reading is for nerds and nerds aren't real Americ-"
>"Just do it or you can stand out in the hallway holding the buckets of water again."
>Guy grudgingly reads the passage
>Upon finishing he pauses and looks around at his classmates, confused.
>"Where's my goddamn applause!?!
>Are all Japanese people this rude?
>Lincoln must be turning in his grave!"
>gaijin-kun at the mall, looking for the gun shop
>sees idol otaku prepping for a concert
>glow sticks tied to their heads, giant signs, etc.
>"the song" comes on the speakers and they fire up
>flashes back to his classmates singing "Shake It Off" into eternity
>cut to exchange house, gaijin-kun at table
>"Some things never leave you."
Sorry just woke up, Valentine arc drawfag here.
I'm planning to draw these two. Anyone has any jokes you want to put in? seem like I can't do the Chocolate one in 1 comic strip so I have to cut it in 2 parts.
>I've made chocolate with candied bacon in it before
>It's fucking delicious and that Anon is retarded and talking about something he hasn't experienced.
Americans and their candied meat.
>"I just need to find which locker is Gaiji-"
>she suddenly sees Guy's locker
>the outside of which is completely painted with the colours and stars of the US flag
>and also stickers of eagles and burgers
Just fucking try it once. And it's not bacon dipped in chocolate, it's chocolate with bacon chopped on top of it. It gives a nice sweet/salty combination that is fucking amazing.
Don't say shit if you haven't tried it. And you're not adding the chocolate to the bacon, you're adding the bacon to the chocolate. Two completely different things.
I'll make you some bacon ice cream too if you want.
>I'll make you some bacon ice cream too if you want.
>and people wonder why Americans have an obesity problem
>calls it beer
I guess you'd also put chocolate on that too, huh?
Since there're dis-favorable disputes, I'm just gonig to slap in a greasy cheese burger with melted chocolate.
I think I like this one, his locker look as messed up as a typical US highschooler's.
>Straight up EMPTY WITH A LOCK ON IT
You don't want someone to put something in your locker and then get a teacher or cop to open it up. Happened to a friend of mine, he got expelled over it (Some bitch planted a knife in his locker and said he was going to stab people. Fuck women).
Anon was just asking what they typically have on or in their locker. Most high schools in America have lockers with built in locks. And the Japanese don't even lock their front fucking door.
>empty with a lock on it
This is the most American thing I've heard all day, I carried my textbooks like a fucking man and so did the rest of the male body, lockers are for GIRLS
It was a nice thread while it lasted.
Don't know about american lockers but we had holes in the middle/bottom to slot shit through.
Wasn't a particularly safe locker, people would just steal paper lying at the bottom.
>frame 1: girl walking past a ton of regular lockers
>2: gets to his locker, and he has like 6 locks on it that he jury rigged to it mad max style
>3:standing there confused says why
>4: he is standing behind her, goes off on a massive rant about personal propriety and the bill of rights
Were doing this again? fuck yeah I have a ton of old stuff saved
>that feel when two of your ideas get made
Going to try and go for 3/3
>Gaijin-kun walking next to X-HIGH, THE WORST HIGH SCHOOL IN PREFECTURE
>Bumps into Pompadour
>"Ain't nothing but a hound dog!"
>They both dance like Elvis
>Gaijin-kun and Hime on train.
>Hime gets molested, but doesn't speak up.
>Gaijin throws a mufuggen punch.
>Crazy fight that ends with Gaijin being arrested by Wakamoto-cop.
>Officer Wakamoto tries to determine what the fuck happened.
>Gaijin refuses to speak without his lawyer.
>They yell at each others.
>Wakamoto tells him to just go fuck off.
>There's no night service, so Gaijin has to walk home.
>The next day, a bruised Gaijin tries to understand why everyone's so distant, he hit a perv like any decent american would.
>Shoujo-manga extreme closeup on Hime.
This is good, but you can't really do romance subplot gaijin jokes besides the "I sushi you" stuff. If you're gonna develop that stuff at all do it offscreen, with hime or him casually dropping an "oh, we're dating".
>gaijin-kun tells hime and glasses about stand up in America
>"We have something like that"
>they take him to see rakugo
>gaijin-kun thinking "these niggas got nothing on Chapelle"
Will this series ever find a proper ending?
>valedictorian giving the final speech
>everyone is sobbing
>Guy just chilling in the front row with a bag of popcorn and paper 3D glasses.
>Gaijin-kun tries to do proper senior prank for last year of school
>Ends up arrested by Cop-San
>"This system is bullshit!"
>Caption: "Gaijin-kun would go on to become the chief American diplomat to Japan."
Gaijin-kun will learn about entrance exams for university too late to study but still manage to make it into the same ones as hime and glasses by using everything he learned over the course of the series which were on the exams for some bizarre reason.
>gaijin-kun goes back to America after graduating high school
>hime studies abroad in America
>Working Title: The Adventures of Guy Jean-kun
I'm finished with this one. Made a mistake on the last panel but whatever. I'm still doing the valentine arc but I need sometime to plan before I can draw it. It's been a long time since I started drawing again and I cant find my wacom so ill think about the digital version later.
the last part is referring to this page.
This Hamfisted Humor is some true trash.
I can't believe you faggots support this, And the amount of self inserting, cringeworthy ideas that are welcomed by the people in this thread should GET OUT.
What if Guy runs into a blonde British girl and her friends and he blatantly asks if she's lesbian.