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The Misadventures of Gaijin-kun

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Baka ja nai!
Gaijin da!

Old Thread:
>>134106564
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And just when the old thread had a post count of 616.
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I wanna go to sleep but someone might post more surprise OC.
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More?
YAY!
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>Japanese Tea Ceremony
>"why don't your cups have handles"
>shhh
>"Is that green Kool-aid mix?"
>SSSHH
>"Why she turning the cup twice?"
>SSHH
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Time for the revival of Guy Jean-kun, boys.
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I wish the drawfag who made most of those are still around. The OCs in last thread are great, but doesn't compare to the ones that came before them.
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>3 panels labelled breakfast, lunch, and dinner
>he's eating rice in all of them
>last panel is gaijin-kun complaining about how much rice they eat
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Not saving the KKK one.
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>>134114030
>Implying he ever died
AS LONG AS AMERICA EXISTS, FREEDOM WILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS
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>Glasses-rival with Shamisen
>Gaijin with Banjo
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>Gaijin eats a plum
>eats the seed and cracks it audibly like a jawbreaker while everyone around him turns blue
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>>134113923
So much better than Keit-ai.
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Meanwhile, at Guy-kun's old high school, Japanese exchange student Jin Gai is having trouble adjusting to life in the states.

>these people are too loud
>why isn't anyone wearing slippers indoors
>I wish I was at home riding the bullet train
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>>134114180
oh god, I would imagine that there would be small cut away gags with him in the series.
That would be great.
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REV UP THOSE STUPID /a/ CLICHE GUYS
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drawfag here, must I limit it to 4 panels?
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>Gaijin-kun meets his teacher
>Gaijin-kun looks him dead in the eye
>Shakes his hand and pats the teacher on the on the back
>"How the hell are ya? Nice to meet ya!"
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>"Hey Gaijin-kun, do you want pizza tonight?"
>"Fuck yes I do!"
>It's this pizza
>Gaijin punches it
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>>134114180
>Jin Gai
Sounds more like a Korean or Vietnamese name to me.
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>>134114232
4koma, bro.
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>>134114027
>"HOLY FUCKING SHIT DON'T SPILL IT ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE!"
>"GAIJIN-KUN, ONEGAI!"

>>134113962
I don't know why, but I want to see Gaijin-chan's goodhearted side protect Hime-Chan. Not in a romantic way because Gaijin's drowning in pussy, but in a genuine big brother way.

>Bitches giving Hime-chan shit for being 'ugly'
>"Ugh you have no boobs or ass!"
>"You dress like you're from 1980!"
>"Nobody's going to go to the festival with you!"
>Gaijin-kun just decks lead bitch
>"Y-YOU CAN'T HIT GIRLS!"
>"AMERICA IS A GENDER EQUAL SOCIETY!"
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>>134114180
I'd fucking love it if the guys at 2ch or 2chan made their version of Jin Gai.
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>>134114232
as long as it is funny and fitting, I don't think people care bro.
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>>134114232
That's how it works.
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>>134114202
>Gaijin's family is also SUPER American
>Weekly cookouts, getting insanely overhyped watching sports games on TV, the works

>>134114232
Do whatever. 4koma is a pretty good format though.
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>>134114232
4 panels, definitely. You can continue a story on another strip though.
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stupid foreigner threads saved my life.
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>>134114232

not necessarily. this is a deconstruction of everything including the medium
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>>134114276
best answer so far.
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>>134114245
>gaijin-kun saying no to hotdog-embedded crusts on a steak pizza
Please.
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>>134114251
>because Gaijin's drowning in pussy

I must've missed that part.
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>>134114202
>Wakes up at 4:00 am to prepare for school
>Host-father "Go back to sleep Jim, in America you get started at least by 6:00"
>"S-so late!"
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>>134114245
Only if it's octopus pizza.

Or Hawaiian pizza. Americans hate pineapple and ham on pizza.
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>>134114299
I think he'd be pissed that it had peas on it.
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>Summer Vacation
>gets angry at having to do homework for three months
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>>134114232
It's called a 4-koma for a reason, but I won't complain if you don't.

>>134114299
He's from NYC. That shit ain't kosher.
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>Gaijin-kun is sick with the cold
>friends come to pay him a visit
>Host Mother brings him some rice porridge
>"This is not Chicken Noodle Soup."

>lunch time, Gaijin-kun, Hime, Glasses-kun are eating on the roof
>Gaijin-kun forgot his lunch, Glasses-kun is laughing
>Paratrooper falls from the sky
>Gives Gaijin-kun a hamburger

>Gaijin-Kun eating ice cream
>notices he gets a "WINNER"
>inner monologue of "DAMN RIGHT" while doing flex pose
>throws the Winner stick away

Suddenly we Class Trip Arc
>relaxing in hot spring
>classmates join him
>"Well, this is a sausage fest."
>stands up and reveals he is in swim shorts
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reposting the fixed version here
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>>134114323
>Americans hate pineapple and ham on pizza.
Some people like it
We call those people commies
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>gaijin sees a girl giving a guy a homemade bento
>decides to give it a try himself
>the next day he gives it to hime-chan
>she opens it, all flustered and embarrassed
>it's a burger
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>>134114245
>Gaijin-kun tries out black patty burger
>"Pretty patty is real!?"
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>>134114323
>Americans hate pineapple and ham on pizza.
Fuck you nigger
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>>134114324
Too flat to be peas. Probably just beans.

>>134114332
Okay, NYC-elitism would make sense. But there's no context for that, at least with that version.
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>>134114334
Fucking hell anon
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>>134114334
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>>134114291
Maybe make a meta joke about it.
Like make a strip that's 5 panels long and at the 5th panel, someone asks
"Isn't this suppose to be a 4koma?"
And GJ goes "Freedom!"
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>>134114234
>class filling out career surveys
>everyone thinking hard and putting sensible options
>teacher hands his back the next day and tells him to redo it
>shows "president of the USA", "NFL star", "cowboy", etc.
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>>134114338
Case in point.
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>>134113923
>it is still a thing

Holy shit it has been the few years.
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>goes out to dinner with foster family
>sees bill and tips 30% because of amazing service
>doesn't understand why waitress wont take the money
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>>134114334
Original poster here

Thanks again for version 2.0

>>134114300
Gaijin-kun don't play harem games son, he just sticks it in and goes on his way.
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>>134114345
>I'm lovin it
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>>134114334
Better. Less /pol/tastic.
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>>134114338

No, you call them Australians here at Australia. You fucking cunt.
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>Gaijin's host family asks if there's anywhere he wants to visit during some holiday
>Cue field trip to the farms where they raise cattle for kobe beef

>>134114357
Fuck off pinko
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>>134114369
>asked to redo
>OH THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!
>TRUMP!
>DAN MARINO!
>JOHN WAYNE!
>FUCK! YOU!
>Flips desk
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>>134114365
spot on, my dear guy jean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PYFOQkzses
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>>134114382
>Gaijin-kun don't play harem games son, he just sticks it in and goes on his way.
>Gaijin-kun just rapes women outright

Way to play into the American stereotype.
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>>134114345
>>134114385
Better yet, just have him say he got her something for lunch and she'll think "food gaijin-kun made for me?" and he drops a branded fast food bag on her desk.
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>>134114401
>"Man, I bet you this "kobe steak" is going to be shi-"
>"Gaijin-kun?"
>"..."
>"You're crying Gaijin-kun..."
>"I need potato wedges to go with this."
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>>134114323
>>134114338
You know, people always bitched about ham and pineapple whenever we made group pizza orders at college.

But at the end of the day, if we order 4 cheese or pepperoni and 4 hawaiian, the 4 hawaiian are always the first to go with 2-3 pies leftover.
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>>134114379
I'd fucking love it if it's at a maid cafe and he's tipping because of the service and not because she's pretty.
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>>134114338
KARL MARX WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
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>>134114453
I had a kobe burger once, it brought an American eagle shaped tear to my eye. It tasted like freedom.
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>>134114453
"WHERE'S THE GODDAMN KETCHUP YOU UNCULTURED SWINES"
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>near the end of the school year
>hime-chan ask what college hes going to cram for
>says hes not going to college its to expensive for just a piece of paper
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>>134114483
Careful, you'll give /ck/ a collective aneurysm
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Someone do this. It's simple enough.
>>134112921
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>>134114369
>>134114408
The final career which gets accepted is "YOLO".

>>134114456
It's because Hawaiian-fags, like myself, know that none of the non-Hawaiian fags are going to touch their pies. So they eat with wild abandon while the pepproni-fags have to restrain themselves so as not to look like pigs.
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Whenever Gaijin-kun goes serious, he looks like this.
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>>134114528
>The final career which gets accepted is "YOLO".

Do people still use that? That's soooo 2013.
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>>134114531
>>134114274
Can Gaijin-kun's dad look like this?
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>Gaijin-kun, what made you want to study in Japan?
>To be honest, I've got a huge case of yellow fever.
>Yellow fever? Is it contagious?
>Yellow fever? Oh my! *hands him a surgical mask*
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>>134114577
Of course.
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>>134114577
Grandpa (mother's side).
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>>134114382
>>134114382
>Gaijin-kun don't play harem games son, he just sticks it in and goes on his way.

I remember that anime,
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>>134114589
That directly contradicts another anon's suggestion that Gaijin-kun doesn't date Japanese girls.
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>>134114577

vote for brother/Himself
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>>134114628
>Implying American policy doesn't flip flop just as much
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Is this Gaijin-kun's mother?
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>>134114643
older brother. Struggling musician and con-man
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>Gaijin-kun unknowingly reads entire manga backwards
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A variation on the pizza script:
>Glasses puts mayonnaise on burger, Gaijin just watches
>Glasses puts mayonnaise on noodles, Gaijin looks disgusted
>Glasses puts mayonnaise on fries, Gaijin gets visibly angry
>Glasses puts mayonnaise on pizza, Gaijin yells "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE"
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>>134114245
>gaijin-kun spits out the pizza
>"This mozarella is awful!"
>"Mozarella? That's mayonaise."
>gaijin-kun gives him a "is this niga serious?" look
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>>134114619
Except he's smarter than that and knows when to back out. Plus, it's a one-time thing.
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>>134114695
>This guy MUST have been influenced by Tarantino!
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Here we go, finally finished!
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Gaijin-kun's adorable little brother.
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>>134114733
10/10
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>>134114688
She doesn't look enough like a trophy wife, or MILF

>>134114712
Or:
>Next panel is Gaijin-kun hurling into a trash can
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>>134114709
Reminds me - I learnt recently that Romanians put ketchup on pizza. Fucking disgusting.
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>>134114733
Forgot my fuckin' image.
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>>134114737
That he doesn't remember or seem to acknowledge because of how much of a pansy he is.
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>>134114772
Is this the early draft of Parasyte?
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>>134114772
write "Stand your ground" in the background in the panel with the American flag.
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>>134114772
>Left to right
The fuck?
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>>134114772
Wait, is this read left to right?

0/10, apply yourself
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>>134114247
>Vietnamese
Atleast said Chinks. That's nothing like Vietnamese.
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>gaijin-kun's class is putting on a play for the culture festival
>it's about classic samurai
>in the climactic battle gaijin-kun just pulls out a gun and shoots the main character
>"Just exercising my second amendment rights!"

Then he attempts a stagedive into the crowd
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>>134114733
I see you've made it invisible! This is quite the achievement!

>"Gaijin-kun, we're writing haiku!"
>"I can do that."
>"Hamburger french fries"
>"USA, USA, woo!"
>"Fuck yeah, still the best."
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>>134114812
>These Colors Don't Run
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>>134114737
What's his name? Baggy Jean?
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>>134114820
even worse, it's top to bottom, left to right
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>>134114772
>left to right
This is why 4koma is best...
Sorry anon I just can't approve of this. I like that you put for the effort...but shit dude.
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>>134114820
>>134114825
>>134114855
FUCKING FUCK
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>>134114846
>Castle Doctrine
>From my cold dead hands
>Dying ain't much of a living, boy

All of these should be in that panel.
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>>134114772
Rearrange from right to left pureesu.

Unless the joke is Guy Jean pulled a gun then the bad guy pulled a knife.
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>>134114772
Even if you're supposed to read it from left to right, this is formatted like shit. It even looks like shit. They all look like apes.
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>>134114876
I still saved it anon, and I'll put it up on the fridge so that I can see it every day.

>>134114849
Jean Fucboi
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>>134114849
Cena Jean.
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>>134114840
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>>134114923
You motherfucker
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>>134114893
That could work.
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>>134114772
Fixed it for you, maybe now it'll be readable.
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>>134114577
His creepy uncle.
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>>134114772
I love it. Thanks anon.
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>>134114984
>Creepy
You mean awesome uncle that has the best 4th of July party in the whole town
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>>134114334
Legit lol here
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>>134114893
>>134114899
>>134114906
Fix'd.
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>>134115015
Who likes touch his little brother a lot.
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>Gaijin-kun wandering around on his off day
>Stumble upon a middle age man protesting and screaming "WAITOU PIGGU GO HOMU!"
>Gaijin-kun decked him for being racist against white
>Few days later youtube video "White Pig Beats Up Japanese Protester" goes viral
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>"Alright when do you guys celebrate Chinese New Year?"
>"...we live in Japan Gaijin-kun."
>"Yeah...but when do you celebrate Chinese New Year?"
>"Is it on Confucius' birthday?"
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>>134115039
>Mirrored sound effect
This is some kind of meta commentary on mirroring manga.
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>>134115039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
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>>134114970
I liked that you tried anon, but the text is still backwards. Here's an easy way to fix it; just make all the panels vertical sinstead of side by side. It'll still be read left to right because of the way the text is positioned, but better than this.

Gang bat teh
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>>134115060
I thought the Japanese did celebrate chinese new year because they also use the lunar calendar.
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>>134114970
Only real complaint is the faces. Doesn't really go with every other rendition of GJ-kun. Still good.

Maybe the pompadour could be a bit longer.
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>>134115071
FUCK
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>>134115071
And flag, and the knife-hand of the delinquent, and I'm guessing Guy isn't supposed to be left-handed.
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>>134115104
If so, they'd just call it the "New Year", not "Chinese New Year"

>>134115107
It'd be even better if it was "KU-RIKU"
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How will Gaijin-kun react to blackface I mean Ganguro?

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27690424
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>>134115156
>"WIGGERS!"
>"But Gaijin-kun, that's just dyed, they're not wearing wigs."
>"FUCKING WIGGERS!"
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>>134115105
Yeah, I'm not that great at drawing, and I didn't have the time to try to emulate the style properly, so I said fuck it and abandoned the 4koma style completely.

Think of it as (shitty?) fan art.
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>>134115039
At first i wondered why he has an arab scribble on the gun barrel. Then i noticed you went full retard with that.
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>Gaijin-kun invites heme-chan over for a home cooked meal guy style
>she gets all dressed up thinking its finally a chance
>its a American BBQ
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>>134115264
I'd rather she not have romantic feelings for him, actually.
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>>134115156
>You need to log in to view videos.
Yeah nah
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>>134114840
>french fries
>not pizza
>or hot dogs
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>>134115307
Just make a like a short fling, a couple months or a year at most and they break up, thinking they're not really perfect for each other and that they should look for other people.
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>Gaijin and friends go to the beach
>Gaijin-kun, we're at the beach, you've gotta do watermelon smashing!
>Gaijin agrees
>He lines up the 3 watermelons in a row and blows them to bits with his deagle
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>>134115327
French fries are as american as apple pie
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>>134115348
Or not make them a couple at all.
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>>134115348
To Gaijin-kun, Hime-chan is not for sexual. She is for straight-manning and occasionally protecting.

>>134115357
>Picks up watermelon
>Dunks it NBA-style into the ground
>"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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>>134115307

hmm

>invites all his friends over for an american dinner
>they come over dressed nice
>Gaijin-kun is standing at a grill with a pile of meat next to him with a "TWERK THE CHEF" apron on

there can be some good shit going on with american bbq here
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>>134115312
It's best that you don't watch it.
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>>134115379
Here's the thing in anime. Either a boy or girl date and stay for good or break up offscreen or tragically or not date at all. A relationship that breaks up simply because it's not working but they remain friends is something you don't see at all.
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>>134115439
>Makes teriyaki chicken wings, because teriyaki is Japanese right?
>Everyone is baffled that they're supposed to eat it with their hands
>Everyone ends up being a big sticky mess
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>>134115478
>everyone is baffled by real steak
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>>134115446
m8, the whole point of this is lampshading/subverting tropes
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>>134115509
This.

It's a 4koma. Continuity can be played fast and loose for comedic effect as long as the characters are consistent.
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>>134115509
And then there's doing the unexpected. You think this trope would happen but this happens instead. I don't think this kind of relationship can be expressed very well in a 4koma though.
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>>134115499
>Gaijin offers to make breakfast one day
>Makes fucking gigantic omelets for his host family, with literally everything in it
>But not rice
>Slaps the ketchup out of Hime's hands when she tries to put some on her omelet
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>>134115446
>A relationship that breaks up simply because it's not working but they remain friends is something you don't see at all.

Wolf's Rain.
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>>134115312
>not having a Nico account
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>hears a bunch of guys talking about hot women goes over to see what they are talking bout
>sees its a 2d cat girl
>mutters under his breath fucking weeaboos
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>>134115576
>Not putting ketchup on eggs.
What are you nigger? Canadian or something?
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>>134115443
The video after it features tentacle porn, tho.
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>>134115635
>putting catsup on anything at all
absolutely disgusting
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>>134115635
>Putting ketchup on eggs
>Putting ketchup on anything but meat

>>134115656
>catsup
GO BACK TO RUSSIA YOU COMMIE FUCK
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>Hime tells Gaijin-kun he's KY (Kuuki Yomenai)
>Gaijin-kun thinks she's coming onto him with KY (jelly) and whatnot.
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>>134115312
>current year
>not already having an account

Newfag please.
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>>134115678

>he freaks out yelling NO HOMO and I DONT DO BUTTSTUFF
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>>134115656
>>134115674
What is Catsup and how is it different from Ketchup?
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>>134113923
We should hold Gaijin-kun threads along with drawfag threads to ensure drawfags would make the strips.
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>New School Term Starts
>New seating arrangements
>Gaijin-kun's desk is at the top right corner of the room beside the window
>"What the fuck man, why do I always get this seat?"
>Ask a random classmate (who is an otaku) and ask if they can exchange seats
>"O-okay"
>The title "The Misadventures of Gaijin-kun" breaks apart and a new title "The Misadventures of Otaku-kun" appears
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>>134115635
I'm Canadian and like putting a bit of ketchup on omelettes or scrambled eggs.
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>>134115312
>>134115690
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>>134115674
I'm confused is that something that people don't do with their eggs? I've been doing it forever.

You know what? It's American now because I say so.
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>cute girl to Gaijin-kun
>c-can I have your email?
>email? yeah, [email protected]
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>>134115732

eh depends on where you from in merica, in the west i have yet to find a place that doesn't give a cup of shit salsa to go with it
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When will Glasses Cosplay Iincho have an appearance again?
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>>134115674
>Meat with ketchup
American is disgusting.
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1.
2.
3.
4. Guy: I wonder if I'll ever meet Tony Kaku.
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>>134115791
>Not putting ketchup on your burgers
>Not putting ketchup on your hotdogs
>Not putting ketchup on your freedom fries
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>>134115778
>Gaijin-kun and Hime-chan get stuck with Kabuki theater
>Ends up making Kabuki Rambo: First Blood
>"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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>Gaijin-kun gets a care package from back home
>thatsthejoke.jpg
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>>134115827
Holy shit.
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>>134115753
>Girl takes out her phone to use that infrared info exchange function.
>Gaijin-kun has no idea why the fuck she keeps trying to get her phone close to his phone.
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>>134115833

>gets care package from home
>just full of normal kit kats
>dont know what green tea kit kats are but i dont want to try them
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>>134115845
I know right?

Imagine the possibilities. Imagine well, because I still have not seen Rambo or Top Gun.
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>>134115877
They're okay
They taste kinda like white chocolate
>>
Something about flip-phones.
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>>134115927
>Glasses-kun pulls out his phone to check the time, it's a flip phone
>Gajin-kun notices
>Gaijin: "Jeez dude how old is that fossil you're using?"
>Glasses: "I just bought this last month"
>Gaijin becomes visibly confused
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>>134115855
That function never did take off in America did it? I seriously thought elevens were just super good at typing out their info. It wasn't until the sub's talks about infrared that I realized what was going on there.
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>>134115833
Indeed.
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>Gaijin-kun catches Hime putting a note in his locker
>"Nani the fuck you doin'?"
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>>134115988
I think the most relevance it ever had to school students in the west was for Game Boy Color.
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I want Gaijin-kun to say "Hey bitch, you look kawaii" at least once.

It's a quote from a satirically bad fanfiction, but godammit, I want that reference.
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>>134115820
>Fries
>Meat
Really?
>Hotdog
Not mustard or chilli.
>Burger
Disgusting.
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>"How the fuck are you supposed to watch the video with all this text flying across it?
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>>134116095
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>134116075
>Chili
I didn't know Sonic posted here
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>>134115985
Perfect.
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>>134115988
It was never really an advertised feature and people didn't really discover it on there own.
>>
>Opens up computer
>Sees "Guggle"
>Searches "Sony"
>"Sonnie"
>"The fuck...?"
>Takes drink from bottle of Coke
>"Goke-Gola"

COPYRIGHT SAFE
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>>134116152
Pizza Hut is still there though.
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>>134116152
>WcDonald's

"IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?!?"
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>>134116216
And Dr. Pepper
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>>134116012
>"Nani the fuck you doin'?

The sad part is I've actually used that a couple of times here.
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>>134116231
>>134116225
>Walks outside
>Giant neon 7-UP sign
>Everybody's using Dell laptops
>Except for those people with Singsam and Pear-brand tablets
>Macrosoft Androids
>Bepsi-Coola

Holy shit this is hilarious.
>>
>why does every show say "Grand no sponsor no thank you day oh Christmas"?
>>
>"Don't touch my mustache?" I don't have a mustache!
>>
>girl confesses love to gaijin-kun
>"IVE GOT EYES ONLY FOR YOU."
>he freaks out and becomes insanely paranoid muttering about how the Kawasaki crime group is after him
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>>134113923
Has anyone come up with any Hime and Gaijin-kun love scenarios?

How would their first time go?
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>>134116401
>Has anyone come up with any Hime and Gaijin-kun love scenarios?

Shipperfags pls go
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>>134116401
The best one was last thread when Hime-chan tried leaving a love-letter in Gaijin-kun's locker.
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>>134115778
>Gaijin-kun transfers in
>EEEEEEEEEEH?

>she transfers in
>EEEEEEEEEEH?

>cue other scenes with similar reactions
>Gaijin-kun wonders why there's so many Canadian students in Japan

>>134116401
Just the stuff from the previous thread so far.
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>>134115898
...but with a hint of Green Tea!

But no, you're right. The Green Tea soft serve that you can only get at touristy places are where it's at.
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>>134116435
>Blonde-haired blue-eyed tsun-tsun foreign exchange student
>Is half-Japanese
>Gaijin-kun: "Shit's all good, I'm black on the inside and 1/100th Cherokee."
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>>134111455
>>134111465
>>134111494
>>134111542

That "S" has been drawn by kids for a few hundred years. Nobody knows why kids always seem to draw it, other than that they were shown how to make it with the three line thing by someone else.
>>
>Gaijin-kun joins the wrestling club
>Gets owned horribly as tries to pull off pedigrees and chokeslams on the club members
>Quickly banned from the club after he
attempts to fight using a folding chair
>"I should have known these assholes would never push an american heel"
>>
>Gaijin's host family see's him acting a bit homesick.
>Attempt to make him feel more at home one morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgjwjaBJ5Do
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>>134116951
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>>134116930
>Nigga Gone Fishin' shirt
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Is there a source or an archive for this?
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>>134117156
Should still be cataloged on archival sites, so it's all good.
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>>134113923
reposting another anon's idea:
>Trip to Nagasaki/Hiroshima
>Wears "Back to Back World War Champs" shirt
>"What?, we are"
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>>134116930
Fucking genius.
>>
>>134116889
There needs to be something with Gaijin-kun saying 'buh gawd'
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>>134115039
Now the flag is backwards
0/10 go kek yourself desu senpai
>>
Hello mina-san! Im the anon who volunteered for the valentine arc. Im still planning on the story board right now, so enjoy some pratice sketches while you wait. (I still cant draw male character...)
>>
And here are hime and glasses
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>>134118429
That is the lantern jaw of freedom.
>>
Wait, people are starting this up again?
The beginning of some kind of meme revival renaissance or something?
>>
>>134118515
/a/s being pretty nostalgic today, regurgitating old gold threads and glories of the past.
This too shall pass.
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>>134118455
>That Hime-chan
C U T E
U
T
E

>>134118559
You never know anon. Shit like Katawa Shoujo got made thru sheer force of autism and that was breddy gud.
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>>134114379
Yeah alot of foriegners dont understand that its rude to tip here.
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>>134118455
Hime Chan a cute.
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>>134115312
http://polsy.org.uk/play/nico/

If you really can't be arsed.
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>>134118429
>>134118455

any approved ideas which you would draw from the last two threads? post them here please
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>Gaijin-kun's exchange family's imouto walks into his room
>"I'm going out to get a drink, is there anything you'd like?"
>"...Are you seriously gonna walk half a mile to the convenience store just to get a drink?"
>"There a vending machine just outside."
>"HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME"
>>
yoooo

>>134106564
>>134113923

http://imgur.com/gallery/WxZ5i
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>>134115988
People dont even ue it over here anymore, everyone just uses the app called Line.
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>Gaijin dips his whole sushi in soy sauce, people just stare at him.
>Gaijin-kun doesn't peel his apple and eats it, people stare with disgust.
>Gaijin-san goes to McDonald's
>Someone is eating ink burger, then Gaijin screams no wonder we nuked you twice.
>>
Is there porn of this yet?
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>>134119695
Fuck this would be great.
>All the nips silently staring in disgust/whispering behind back.
>Murrica just get's all up in yo face.
>>134119939
I need Gaijin-kun bulling for Glasses-kun and Hime-chan!
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>>134119049
maybe introduce the porn mag or panties vending machine.
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>>134121499
Guy decides to buy Hime something for her birthday.

Honda-kun stops him from buying used panties from the vending machine in the last moment.
>>
>>134114365
Underrated post
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>>134115985
>>134111552
>>134111796
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>>134114365
SZS already did something like that.
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>>134123239
What? Show me.
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>>134123306
Not this guy, but I clearly remember it too. Too lazy to look though, but it was in the 10 first volumes.
>>
>Gaijin-kun, what do you prefer, soy sauce or salt in your eggs?
>Fuck that, let's get some BBQ sauce bitches
>>
>"Gaijin-kun, let's go out to eat some ramen"
>Gaijin-kun visibly confused, thinking about .50$ instant noodles
>"Why the fuck would I pay for that if I can make it at home?"

And some joke about ordering smiles on WcDonalds.
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>>134123772
Volumes of what? I don't know the series you are talking about.
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>>134124471
>Volumes of what? I don't know the series you are talking about.
Boku no Pico.

>SZS already did something like that.
>What? Show me.
>Not this guy, but I clearly remember it too. Too lazy to look though, but it was in the 10 first volumes.
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>>134124471
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayonara,_Zetsubou-Sensei
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>>134123772
>I remember it clearly, it was somewhere in the manga, too lazy to search for it.

sure, let's say we belive you.
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>>134124660
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>Gaijin-kun and girl doing whatever
>Gaijin-kun stares at girl, she feels uncomfortable
>"Got your nose!" (pic related)
>"B-b-b-b-b-baka hentai!!" while slapping gaijin-kun

As a continuation:
>"Ow, what the fuck!? It's just a nose. And why all this fucking stuttering?"
>Girl heavily blushes while saying "B-bikkuri shita yo gaijin-kun"
>"Pickle-y what? Anyway I heard you say hentai. I didn't know you were into that shit! Hahaha"
>She whispers to herself "Yappari koitsu hen desu ne"
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>>134124865
>he went through 15 volumes just to prove some anonymus faggot wrong.
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>>134125189
I just ran a bash script to find the one that wasn't a 5 koma. Less than 4 seconds.
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>>134115674
>putting ketchup on meat
>not mac and cheese
Although, that begs the question, what would the others think of mac and cheese?
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>>134124865
>that filename
>going through over 10 volumes

Did I triggered you?
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>>134125239
Of course you did, you can think i belive you if that lets you be happy.
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>>134125189
>>134125309
Not him, but are you guys that gullible? It's the first google result when you search for "sayonara zetsubou sensei 5 koma".
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>>134125462
>samefagging
Why are you so desperate?
>>
>>134125462
>not him
Sure thing buddy, just keep it going, you won! good for you!
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>>134116095
It still puzzles me.
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>>134124865
I thought you were talking about Symphogear, and I got confused.
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>>134114334
I like this one better.
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>>134114333
>>
>gang goes to karaoke
>gaijin-kun puts on Pearl Jam
>forgets the lyrics, thought they would be on the display
>has to make shit up as he goes
>the rest are too astounded by his voice to notice
>>
Not letting this thread die.
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>>134125807
Wow this is pretty good. Nice one anon.
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>>134126452
i hope this thread can last long enough for me to deliver another page, this shit's fun
>>
Bumping fo FREEDOM
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>>134114256
Does 2ch even know about guy jean?
>>
>>134113923
Random idea:

>1: Gaijin-kun opening a letter with "meet me behind the school" in Engrish and a bunch of moonrunes,
>2: Panel is just a cute girl being all shy and crap.
>3: Same panel plus flying shirt smacking her in the face
>4: pans over to Gaijin-kun stomping from around the corner without a shirt on screaming YOU WANA FUCKING GO?
>>
>>134114256
>>134114180
That would be one of the best collaborative effort between 4/2chan possible.
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>>134126888
>Gaijin-kun opening a letter with "meet me behind the school" in Engrish and a bunch of moonrunes,
>is just a cute girl being all shy and crap.
>Gaijin-kun never shows up
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>>134126888
haha, this one's pretty good
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>>134118429
STRONG AMERICAN JAWLINE
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>>134127277
>>134127302
>>134127350
These are from the last thread.
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>>134127277
>>134127302
>>134127350
>I am the master of cropping
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>>134127402
Rough draft while I wait for more.
>>
I'm so happy we're finally getting more Gaijin-kun ideas drawn
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>>134125807
SENPAI NOTICED ME!

>walking around school campus
>shy underclassman stalking him
>catches a glimpse and calls out to her
>she runs off screaming that "Senpai noticed her"
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>>134125189
>>134125309
>>134125564
>>134125565

>Got proven wrong
>WOOOOW YOU PUT IN EFFORT TO PROVE I'M A FAGGOT WOOOOW
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>>134114334
Get rid of the "I heard" on the first panel.
The people talking know this already.
But this one is much better.
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Okay anons, it's karaoke night and Gaijin-kun is in a mixer. WHAT SONG DOES HE SING?
10+ points if it's some nigger rap
>>
>>134127899
Freebird. There's no other option.
>>
>>134127899
BOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRN IN THE U S EYYYYYY
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>>134127899
It's a japanese karaoke box, if anything he'd be complaining that there isn't any hip hop.
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For years you've forced this awful, cringey Gaijin-kun strip, starting with people thinking "hey this is a good idea", then scoffing at the execution. Then, cause you were bitter or something you kept posting it hoping someday something like this would happen. Great. You got lucky. Now there's more of this unfunny shit. I can only hope it doesn't last.
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>>134128005
Nice blog, where can I subscribe?
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>>134127788
>waiting so long to have the last word on the discussion
>>
>>134128005
>"Ur hur hur guys I felt left out amd insecured so I need to assert my uneeded attention"
>>
>>134125807
You need Hime chan next to him on thr first panel thinking he would give it to her.
And on the last last panel looking sad saying "that was a free ice scream" to herself
>>
[s]>>134128005[/s]

not knowing anime cliche you hate is a thing
>>
>>134128227
>Ice scream
dostedt
>>
>>134114333
for #2 he should start waving an American flag in the air to signal a burger drop.
>>
>Gaijin-kun, do you want to go to karaoke with us?
>Karaoke?
>What the fuck is...
>Oh, you mean Kay-ree-oh-key!

>Gaijin-kun, do you want to go to karaoke with us?
>This again?
>Sure, I'll go to kay-ree-oh-key with you.
>AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
>>
>>134128227
haha, that's a good idea, I'll add that in after this one that i'm currently doing
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>>134127899
>puts on the Pokemon theme song
>it's the japanese one
>>
>>134127773
I want this.
>HEY
>YOU FOLLOWIN ME?
>>
>>134127899
>>134127944
>>134127967
>>134127970
>>134128543
Really? Come on guys.
>Star
>Spangled
>Banner
+10 if some random people in the bust down the door and start waving an American flag behind him
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>>134128543
>It's the Diamond and Pearl eng ED
>>
>gaijin bumps into some yakuza a lot shorter than him (bonus points if the yakuza have moustaches)
>they try intimidate him
>"It's a bit early for Halloween kids", pats them on the head then leaves

>gaijin gets bullied in class, one guy yells "AMERICAN PIGGU GO HOMU!"
>gaijin stands up angry as fuck, looks like he's going to shank a bitch
>draws on the whiteboard
>pic of an eagle on the whiteboard, yells "It's E-A-G-L-E", the L in eagle is underlined with an R crossed out above it

>delinquent bumps into gaijin
>they go on about how their shoulder's broken
>gaijin drops to the ground clutching his own shoulder
>cut to them at court, judge saying "Gaijin awarded $200,000 for injury" (or whatever technical jargon they use) with sad delinquents in the background
>>
>>134128005
At least it's not Keit-ai.
>>
>>134128621
>+10 if some random people in the bust down the door and start waving an American flag behind him
>Suddenly the mixer is flooded with freedom
>Girls in the mixer including hime-chan double-peace sign ahego white mess by the end of the night
>>
>>134128347
>>134128543
>>134128621
>>134128691
>>134128800
https://youtu.be/Ps7xmW-9LXQ

Are you even trying?
>>
Just woke up, I guess I'll start on the comic now.
>>
>>134128621
>>134128800
Or just have it where as the song goes on it's like a dog whistle for every American in a 10 mile radius.

Just have hime and glasses disappear in a sea of people 2 feet taller than them singing the star spangled banner in unison.
>>
>>134113923
Every Gaijin-kun thread should be a drawfag thread from now on.
>>
>>134128970
And it ends in celebratory gunfire.
>>
>gaijin-kun and hime on train

>molester starts feeling up hime
>she's too scared to say anything

>"Gaijin-kun... Save me..."
>"Hey!" from off-panel

>"Let me cop a feel too!"
>>
>>134129066
This makes Gaijin-kun be more of a dick than a clueless idiot.
>>
>>134128755
First and second one sucks. Third one has potential.
>>
>>134129036
Celebratory clapping
>>
>>134129036
>Gunfire eventually deteriorates the buildings support structures
>Building gives out and collapses
>Next day in school people talk about how their favorite karaoke spot was destroyed mysteriously overnight
>Glasses-kun and Hime-Chan are absent for at least a week
>>
>>134129066
He'd be more likely to deck the guy than just standing around doing nothing
>>
>>134129150
>First and second one sucks
YOU suck.
>>
>>134129103
Could always change the punchline delivery to be more about his cluelessness.
>>
>>134129237
>"How do you know that's a girl?"
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>>134114453
this is gold
>>
>Gaijin-kun on a date with a chick
>Glasses-kun walks up "I didn't know you were into dudes"
>"chick" blushes
>Gaijin-kun has a shocked/disgusted face
>"chick" face down, uniform ripped, in a pool of blood and tears
>>
>>134129428
What?
>>
>>134126955
>>134114256
You can go ask the nips from /int/ for advices
>>
>>134129458
He went on a date with a trap, didn't know it was a trap, found out and beat the shit out of trap.
I thought I made it pretty clear.
>>
>>134113437
>>Gaijin-kun playing guitar
>>The first thing he plays is Wonderwall
>>It's the only thing he can play

That's the OP to the anime.
KeitAi Corp. finds a way.
>>
>>134129289
I don't know, your Guy looks a little too moe to be an American.
>>
>>134129483
You should've written it more clearly.
>>
>>134129513
>"I didn't know you were into dudes"
>chick from that point was in quotes
>gaijin shows disgust
That's pretty damn clear to me.
>>
>>134129502
not really used to drawing dudes and still trying to figure out the proportions
>>
>>134114424
I'm sorry anon, did you not read the thread name?
>>
>>134129491
That should be the ED, while Star Spangled Banner is the OP.

IN songs consist of hip hop and rap. "Pretty Fly" will be in there somewhere.
>>
>>134128543
That could actually be a good way to bypass the draconian copyright law if this was an actual show

>Guy's turn to choose a song
>Looking at the list confused
>suddenly his eyes light up
>"oh, I know this one! I don't even need to read the moonrunes to sing this!"
>"I WANNA BE, THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!"
>Everyone looks at him even more confused
>"Huh, I guess this cartoon never caught on in Japan..."
>>
>girl getting bullied and beat up behind the school by other girls
>gaijun kun walks through the scene
>whips out phone
>hell year this shit is going straight on youtube!
>he is added to THE LIST
>>
>>134129586
>"Pretty Fly" will be in there somewhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzD76g4BlQA
>>
>>134129622
>Ayana throws him in the nail pit
>"Oooh, this is just like those summer camp activities, I love it!"
>>
>>134129629
I knew someone would post this.

You should listen to Sex and Violence from the same album, it's pretty cute.
>>
>>134129622
>>134129181
He might be clueless but I doubt he'd actually stand by and watch girls get molested and shit if he actually notices. Even a redneck hillbilly would know something's wrong. Probably saw this shit back home in NYC. He might not go full cape on them but he'd probably at least care a little if it happens in front of him.
>>
>>134129622
>WARUDO STAA
>>
>>134129727
>I knew someone would post this.
I can't let people forget.
>>
Drawfag come back
>>
>>134129629
>>134129586


>he's getting a tattoo yeah he's getting it done
>camera sweeps to imouto putting a water on sticker tattoo on Gaijin-kun inside a dagashiya
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>>134114453
Looks like someone already did this. I'll post it anyway.
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>>134129568
>Americans are totally rapists

U-huh.
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>>134123239
>>134124865
I see the meta joke but I don't see the American entitlement in that.
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>>134118121
A backwards American flag is the battle flag. Visualize someone charging forward while holding the flag pole. So it's accidentally more fitting in context.
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>>134114345
Fucking lost
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someone write a joke involving gaijin-kun, idol otakus, and taylor swift
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>>134115778

Any more from this artist?
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Someone should translate these and post them on 2ch and maybe Gai Jin will actually happen.
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>>134128227
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>>134129502
i tried changing the proportion,
and this should be the last one for today, going to sleep
Good night!
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>>134130981
But it's two in the afternoon.
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>>134130922
Put her closer inspecting the stick with a look of excitement in the first panel. Change the text to "Maybe Gaijin-Kun will treat me to some ice cream" or something of the like.

Staring at trashcan with a depressed look in the last panel.

Still good tho.
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>>134131014
timezones, anon. it's 3 midnight here
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>"Jean-kun, if you could continue reading from where we left off-"
>"No way teach! Reading is for nerds and nerds aren't real Americ-"
>"Just do it or you can stand out in the hallway holding the buckets of water again."
>Guy grudgingly reads the passage
>Upon finishing he pauses and looks around at his classmates, confused.

...

>"Where's my goddamn applause!?!
>Are all Japanese people this rude?
>Lincoln must be turning in his grave!"
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>>134127899
>'Jesus Christ I don't know what is ANY of these fucking Japanese songs'
>'Ah, finally something I know'
>"Country Roads"
>'Why the fuck are the lyrics in Japanese'
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>>134131057
>Drawfag making Guy Jean comics isn't American
illusion shattered
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>>134130731
>gaijin-kun at the mall, looking for the gun shop
>sees idol otaku prepping for a concert
>glow sticks tied to their heads, giant signs, etc.
>"the song" comes on the speakers and they fire up
>flashes back to his classmates singing "Shake It Off" into eternity
>cut to exchange house, gaijin-kun at table
>"Some things never leave you."
>"Are?"
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>>134131123
He could be an American in his heart anon.

Or an American just living overseas like Guy you dolt.
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Sorry just woke up, Valentine arc drawfag here.
I'm planning to draw these two. Anyone has any jokes you want to put in? seem like I can't do the Chocolate one in 1 comic strip so I have to cut it in 2 parts.
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>>134131756
btw, I've made chocolate with candied bacon in it before. It's pretty damn delicious, I don't know what that anon was on about
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>>134131825
It's fucking delicious and that Anon is retarded and talking about something he hasn't experienced.

Like most users on /a/ talk about manga/anime.
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>>134114323
I love Hawaiian pizza, except if it has tomato sauce on it. Tomato sauce and pineapple together shouldn't happen. Too much acid.
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>>134131825
maybe the taste is relatively unfavorable to Japanese? he could be the worst chef if you want.

I planned to make him go like "HOW DOES FREEDOM TASTED LIKE!?"
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>>134131825
does have to be bacon, anything else Murica like a hamburger chocolate I guess.
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>>134131825
>I've made chocolate with candied bacon in it before
>>134131901
>It's fucking delicious and that Anon is retarded and talking about something he hasn't experienced.

Americans and their candied meat.
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>>134131825
>>134131901
You both sound like Jon Arbuckle making Tuna Chocolate Casserole.

You don't add chocolate to fucking meat.
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>>134131756
Hime:
>"I just need to find which locker is Gaiji-"
>she suddenly sees Guy's locker
>the outside of which is completely painted with the colours and stars of the US flag
>and also stickers of eagles and burgers
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>>134132064
>>134132115
Just fucking try it once. And it's not bacon dipped in chocolate, it's chocolate with bacon chopped on top of it. It gives a nice sweet/salty combination that is fucking amazing.
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>>134132115
Don't say shit if you haven't tried it. And you're not adding the chocolate to the bacon, you're adding the bacon to the chocolate. Two completely different things.
I'll make you some bacon ice cream too if you want.
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>>134132172
>Just fucking try it once.
>>134132172
>Don't say shit if you haven't tried it.

It's disgusting, Murrica. Like the piss water you call beer.
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>>134132239
Just go shitpost in /ck/ you eurokek
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>>134132194
>I'll make you some bacon ice cream too if you want.
>and people wonder why Americans have an obesity problem
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>>134132286
>bottles water
>calls it beer

I guess you'd also put chocolate on that too, huh?
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>>134132290
>>134132353
Whatever. Enjoy Sharia Law. Maybe that is why you cucks are hating on the bacon.
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>>134131983
Since there're dis-favorable disputes, I'm just gonig to slap in a greasy cheese burger with melted chocolate.

>>134132131
I think I like this one, his locker look as messed up as a typical US highschooler's.
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>>134132239
Please. I'm not even American. The closest thing to American food I can make is a sandwich and even that's fucking English.
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>hurr amerifats amirite
This is pretty ironic considering the thread you've decided to sperg out in
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>>134132628
Dude, just stop. This is derailing the thread
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>>134132667
I don't see the irony. I see some retard thuinking putting bacon on everything is american when it's not.
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What are the most stereotypical things (Murica things) you find in a male American teen's locker?

other than porn mags.
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>Gaijin-kun is invited by Hime and Glasses to watch a new anime from overseas
>having nothing better to do he agrees
>Adventure Time
>Confused look "But this is a cartoon."
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>>134132667
>fat murricans in charge of damage control
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>>134132832
guns
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>Valentine's day
>gaijin-kun doesn't buy chocolate for anyone, as valentines is a bit of a joke in the US
>confused when he gets chocolate from bloody everyone
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>>134132832
An assault rifle, an emergency burger, heart medicine and debt.
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>>134132832
Backpacks
Text Books
Lunch boxes
Posters
Magnets
Straight up EMPTY WITH A LOCK ON IT
Disorganized papers
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>>134114245
From an Italian POV, this ain't that different from American pizza, just Sayan.
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>>134132943
>WITH A LOCK ON IT
out of everything, this
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>>134132943
>Straight up EMPTY WITH A LOCK ON IT
You don't want someone to put something in your locker and then get a teacher or cop to open it up. Happened to a friend of mine, he got expelled over it (Some bitch planted a knife in his locker and said he was going to stab people. Fuck women).
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>>134132402
>If you don't like our chocolate-covered bacon, then Sharia Law!

Americlaps, everyone.
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>>134132943
but how can Hime open his locker? that would pretty much destroy showing other stuffs inside which would make the comic funny.
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>>134133104
Murricans should just adapt and put maple syrup on everything instead.
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>>134132628
If you don't put bacon or chocolate on everything, the terrorists win.
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>>134133119
Anon was just asking what they typically have on or in their locker. Most high schools in America have lockers with built in locks. And the Japanese don't even lock their front fucking door.
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>>134132943
>empty with a lock on it
This is the most American thing I've heard all day, I carried my textbooks like a fucking man and so did the rest of the male body, lockers are for GIRLS
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It was a nice thread while it lasted.
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>>134116314
>Dell
>Not Bell/Pell/Tell/Derr/Desu
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>>134133225
Does he die?
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>cute shy underclassman goes to put a love letter in Gaijin-kun's locker
>there's a lock on it
>confused she tries to slip it through the air slots
>it's too big so she walks off crying
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>>134133283
Noooo.. Hime-chan, you were meant for him...
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>>134133225
Good, I hope you break you neck.
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>>134133119
Don't know about american lockers but we had holes in the middle/bottom to slot shit through.
Wasn't a particularly safe locker, people would just steal paper lying at the bottom.
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>>134133119
>>134132943
>accidentally leaves lock undone
>she looks at it confused and looks inside
>HEY YOU TRYIN TO PLANT SHIT ON ME?
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>>134133639
ISIS joke?
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>>134130098
>I declare this steak American
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I think we're good on the locker comic, now we just need some feedbacks on the Chocolate one. How should it start?
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>>134133735
He even planted a tiny flag in the steak, because obviously he always holds tiny flags to claim things just in case.

Very nice touch by the artist.
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>>134127899
There is no other option:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
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>>134133886
Wasn't there one about Gaijin-kun giving the entire class chocolates? Maybe he gives some to Sensei and she runs out of the room embarrassed.
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>>134131756
I suggest you take some ideas from gekkan shoujo and Tomo-chan to your 4koma drawfriend.
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>>134133919
No joke, this is literally what I did when I was in Japan this summer.
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>>134134028
TRUE Americans believe in JUSTICE and EQUALITY! So YOU get chocolate, and YOU get chocolate, EVERYBODY GETS CHOCOLATE
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>>134125189
>>134125309
>got TOLD hard
>still complain
Neo /a/, everyone.
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>>134124964
>"English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?"
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>>134134180
>wait all this time to have the last word to feel he won the argument
sasuga neo/a/
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>>134129289
>>134130098
These are both great but the details in the second make all the difference.
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>>134133283
>>134132943
How about
>frame 1: girl walking past a ton of regular lockers
>2: gets to his locker, and he has like 6 locks on it that he jury rigged to it mad max style
>3:standing there confused says why
>4: he is standing behind her, goes off on a massive rant about personal propriety and the bill of rights
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>>134134333
NANI AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF, THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN NANI?
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>>134134485
SAY NANI AGAIN

I DARE YOU
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Were doing this again? fuck yeah I have a ton of old stuff saved
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>>134134704
since yesterday anon, the previous thread was more fun. This second thread lack quality.
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>>134129289
>>134130098

>that feel when two of your ideas get made

Going to try and go for 3/3

>Gaijin-kun walking next to X-HIGH, THE WORST HIGH SCHOOL IN PREFECTURE
>Bumps into Pompadour
>"Hey!"
>"Ora? Nande?"
>"Ain't nothing but a hound dog!"
>They both dance like Elvis
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>>134129066
Eh...

>Gaijin-kun and Hime on train.
>Hime gets molested, but doesn't speak up.
>Gaijin throws a mufuggen punch.
>Crazy fight that ends with Gaijin being arrested by Wakamoto-cop.

>Officer Wakamoto tries to determine what the fuck happened.
>Gaijin refuses to speak without his lawyer.
>They yell at each others.
>Wakamoto tells him to just go fuck off.

>There's no night service, so Gaijin has to walk home.

>The next day, a bruised Gaijin tries to understand why everyone's so distant, he hit a perv like any decent american would.
>Shoujo-manga extreme closeup on Hime.
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>>134134448
>bullies try to steal his shoes from his locker
>theres several locks on it
>they spend the next 30 minutes busting it open
>there's nothing inside
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>>134135461
>I plead the fifth. I know my rights as an American!
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>>134135461
Make it happen
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>>134135461
This is good, but you can't really do romance subplot gaijin jokes besides the "I sushi you" stuff. If you're gonna develop that stuff at all do it offscreen, with hime or him casually dropping an "oh, we're dating".
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>>134135461
>let's take a fun comic
>and make it a cringe worthy gary-stu bulshit
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>>134134704
That one about chairs cracked me up.
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>Everyone wearing slippers/indoor shoes
>Gaijin is either wearing giant sneakers or just socks
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>>134136757
>Gaijin-kun visits friends apartment
>Looks confused about the straw mats on the floor
>Thinks his friend must be poor
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>>134136757
>Gaijin-kun notices and buys his friends some new trainers as a gift
>Doesn't understand why they still only wear the shitty slippers indoors instead of glorious nikes
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>first school day for Gaijin
>he wonders why everyone is using uniform
>he has his Giants jersey on
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>gaijin-kun tells hime and glasses about stand up in America
>"We have something like that"
>they take him to see rakugo
>gaijin-kun thinking "these niggas got nothing on Chapelle"
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Will this series ever find a proper ending?
>graduation ceremony
>valedictorian giving the final speech
>everyone is sobbing
>Guy just chilling in the front row with a bag of popcorn and paper 3D glasses.
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>>134137820
>Gaijin-kun tries to do proper senior prank for last year of school
>Ends up arrested by Cop-San
>"This system is bullshit!"
>Caption: "Gaijin-kun would go on to become the chief American diplomat to Japan."
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>>134137820
>proper ending

Gaijin-kun will learn about entrance exams for university too late to study but still manage to make it into the same ones as hime and glasses by using everything he learned over the course of the series which were on the exams for some bizarre reason.
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>>134137820
the only proper ending is best girl Hime-chan winning
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>>134138353
>he manages to get into todai whereas hime couldn't
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>>134130922
Yes, that is better, but this anon got what I originally meant
>>134131055

Thanks for the work.

And good night
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>>134139401
>>134138353
Wouldn't he be going back to USA by then? Hes a exchange student, those usually don't last more than a year or two.
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>>134114333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H86l4BP5g5U
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>>134139083
>gaijin-kun goes back to America after graduating high school
>hime studies abroad in America
>Working Title: The Adventures of Guy Jean-kun
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>>134139767
Minus the -kun, actually.
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>>134139767
>>134139948
>doujins of him dropping "atom bombs" in two of her "cities" and "occupying" her "land"
Yeeeesssss
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>>134139767
>Jin Gai returns to Japan enlightened by his studies in the US
>Creates a world renowned burger diner that becomes a market leading global chain
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>>134140447
>WcDonalds
>Burger Queen
>Five Otoko/Gonin Burger and Fries
>NaniABurger
>Wendy's and Harvey's as generic Japanese names
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>Gaijin-Kun and hime at a Festival
>Gaijin-Kun notices Shooting Range
>"Alright, time to be AMERICAN AS FUCK"
>wastes 50,000 yen and wins nothing
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Wouldn't it be great if gaijin-kun went to Japan to look for out of state jobs or education but just wound up becoming a marine
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>>134131902
How does something even qualify as a pizza without tomato sauce?
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>>134140428
>Freedom expands!
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>>134140755
>"How am I supposed to reload?"
>"This thing doesn't even have proper sights"
>"No wonder we were able to push you gooks off Iwo Jima"
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>>134125807
>Winner
>Of course I am!

Then leaves singing "We are the champions again"
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I'm finished with this one. Made a mistake on the last panel but whatever. I'm still doing the valentine arc but I need sometime to plan before I can draw it. It's been a long time since I started drawing again and I cant find my wacom so ill think about the digital version later.
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>>134114772
Better than >>134114970
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>>134141722
>that first panel

HNNNNNNGH
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>>134141722
the last part is referring to this page.
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>>134141722
Do this exact same one, but have a lock on it on the 3rd panel and on the 4th panel have her say something like "Nani?"
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>>134141722
>Keit ai
>S
>Banksy
Noice
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>>134141722
>banksy
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>>134141722
>"for some reason im getting a New York vibe from this locker"

Perfect dialogue
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>>134114334
>>134127809
>>134125733
>>134115023
>>134114397
>>134114382

This Hamfisted Humor is some true trash.

I can't believe you faggots support this, And the amount of self inserting, cringeworthy ideas that are welcomed by the people in this thread should GET OUT.
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What if Guy runs into a blonde British girl and her friends and he blatantly asks if she's lesbian.
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