Thread for KanColle translations and discussion. This week on 4koma adventures, poorfag sisters meet.
And that's it for this week. Hopefully chinkfag continues his TL dump after.
There's none cuter than Shigure
But huge cocks aren't cute
Shigure is cute, though
>that one faggot who insists shigure is a boy
why haven't you killed yourself senpai baka
>and also escort some destroyers!
Should be "battleships"
Just like your post, it should be removed.
Just filter him out if he's that of a nuisance to you.
>walk into your office
This event have some amazing girls.
Well, here we go again.
>Stay in formation!
>They're pushing the attack over here!
>Turning to Starboard!
>How are things going?
>Hm--it seems like Kumano's condition isn't too great.
>Isolate the target!
>Exercise is Suspended!
>What a drubbing that was...
>That's an expression a lady really shouldn't show.
>But I've gotten the feeling that Kumano's condition has been a little off for a while. | When you're not just dozing off, | you're all frantic, like you've forgotten something.
>To be honest...
>Tomorrow will be my first time attending a banquet with high society...
>To think that I would ever hear that phrase used in my life...[Ladies are scary]
>Mmhm. After all, I, too, am from what is considered to be a renowned house.
>On the contrary, I'm more surprised that you've never been to that wine and crumpet shit before.
>I joined the Navy because I hate that kind of thing.
>A runaway maiden?!
>Is it really that detestable? You can eat all ya like, y'know.
>It's really embarrassing! [To talk to males!]
>A pure maiden has shown up!
>Someone who has a lot of experience with males like Suzuya wouldn't understand!
>Could you not use words that make me seem like a slut?!
>Speaking of which, Kumano, don't you get along with the Admiral fine?
>But the Admiral, he's, how should I say this...
>More of a father figure?
>[I brought back some souvenirs--]
>I can't disagree with that!
>But in that case things will be much easier.
>[Leave it to Suzuya!]
>I'll go find a stud for you to practice with.
>[When you say practice...]
>30m inutes later
>Ja jaaaaan--! How s it!
>[Isn't that just Mogami?]
>Come on Mogami, say some masculine things.
>Eh?! Aren't you asking for a bit much?
>A...Ay, yo the name's Mogami, you just below me, lookin fo a crew and a friend to stand behind me, yo! (note: intended to be as cringy as it sounds. A bit of wordplay I missed. Mogami means "the highest," in the next phrase she calls Kumano "最下," the lowest.
>All over the place!!
>I'm not doin' it!
>She got mad!
>No matter how you look at it, I can't use Mogami to innoculate myself.
>Hold on, lemme add a little more makeup.
>Who in god's name is that?! Didn't the whole body frame change?
>Please don't be!
>Are you used to guys now?
>In the end, after multiple approaches, nothing worked.
>Eh, Kumano, just do your best!
>I feel completely out of place...
>Since the naval district was basically a girl's school
>I have no idea what to talk about at this time...
>Right, I'll just make use of the topics I usually discuss with the Admiral as reference.
>Let me see...
>Ah, Kumano. It's a tough job nurturing idols. It seems as if they've recently expanded territory to encompass school idols.
>Ah, I figured I'd go hunt down some monsters, but I ended up running late. Here, have some fresh meat.
>I ran into a big fight with a bunch fo people.
>Ninjas sure are strong. Some gorilla belted me too...
>I can't use that at all--!
>More importantly, what kind of supernatural being is the Admiral supposed to be?
>Uu...now that we've come this far, I don't care any more! | If I have nothing to talk about, I'll give them something to talk about! | Target spotted, blow 'em out of the water!
>Leaving everybody speechless will be this bourgeoise banquet's
>S-rank perfect victory!
>Bring plate #5 to table 5!
>Comin' right up!
>I bet Kumano woldn't possibly think that I'd dress as a male and sneak in.
>Won't it be nice to see Kumano's shocked expression?
>Kumanooo (note: literally "Kumanotaso/たそ", don't know what that means)
>What the heck is going on?!
>[Super Idol form?!]
>[Is she performing?!]
>Thank you for your support--!!
>Ah, she made her exit.
>Now's not the time for hesitation | I'd better find her.
>Whew....I went a little overboard.
>Dass right mane
>Damn though, Kumano, what were you doin up there acting like an idol?
>I was singing and dancing a little and that kind of happened...
>...what exactly happened?
>Speaking of which, why is Suzuya here?
>Well, to be honest, the Admiral...
>Just now during exercises, Kumano wasn't doing too well. Has something happened? If something is going on, I'd like to ask you to help out Kumano a little.
>[Should I tell the truth...]
>[Mm, if it's the Admiral it should be fine.]
>Is that it? I know the host of that banquet, I can arrange for Suzuya to go in. Let me call him up.
>and that's about it.
>What kind of being is this Admiral...
>Well then? How was the banquet?
>Mmm....I felt like it wasn't a bad experience.
>To be honest, in the past I felt that
>In the middle of a drawn-out battle where our military is putting lives on the line, | for me to be drinking and partying out here...
>--that's why I didn't really want to take part in this kind of activity.
>In order to leave that kind of environment, I left to be a shipgirl, and yet after a lifetime on the battlefield with nothing before me but the enemy,
>I've lost sight of why i'm even fighting.
>Can't really blame ya for that...after all, we have never had to fight a battle on home soil.
>Even if we know that it's to protect the homeland, we have never truly anything that tangibly linked to home. | All we see is endless ocean--there's no feeling of urgency in that.
>Indeed. But after seeing everyone happily living, loving and laughing their daily lives, | I have a much better grasp of what I'm protecting.
>That's why i feel like this was a good experience.
>...is that so...well, that's true.
>I sometimes held back to home to see my mother too.
>Oho...that's not bad at all.
>Speaking of which, Kumano, the people who say "My work brings happiness to those around me, | so I have to work harder..."
>Do you know what society calls those people?
>Eh....? What do they call them?
>Wage Slaves <3 (In small text and literally: Corporate Livestock)
>Well there goes the mood!
>Really! Suzuya always ruins the mood when she doesn't take things seriously!
>But it's nice to see Kumano to be in such high spirits.
>mm, I'm back to normal now.
>Thank you for your concerns.
>Well, since we don't have many chances for this...
>Want to dance a little with me?
>I'd be honored.
And that's it, most likely for the week. Typesetting will resume once I am no longer doing the academic equivalent of doggy paddling in a shark tank.
Why are you in such denial? Shigure is male and if I like that it is my opinion. If you can't handle the facts at least try to contain your anger. I am also not shoving it down your throats. It is also your choice to hide my posts if you dislike it.
Looks like no Prinz today either. Ony 237 buckets left
I like her uniform, very convenient
Hi John, congrats. Let's take care of akizuki, yeah?
Nope. I have already given up on Zepp.
Honestly I should have stayed on easy farming her but people were saying that E5 was hard too so I thought I had to make a choice to go clear it at some point before my resources went too low.
Turned out to be fucking easy, spent less than 5k resources and 50 buckets on it.
Thank you. But please, deliver me from this hell.
We'll all make it bruh. Just hold tight.
The things she'd do in bed, she's more like a devil
Buy more DMM points to know more!
I love that Akashi has like twelve different jobs around the navy base.
Something about easy going but hardworking girls is the best. Same reason why I like Hayasui as well.
Genkiness done right.
sounds like this needs to be a kaga thread!
For some reason, Akashi seems to be the kind of girl you want to pamper or something.
I wonder what it feels to be spoiled by Kashima
>his stupid face when he learns its not samefag
>doesnt know green text
I call forth the Mightiest of Keks!!
>first Kashima doujin popping up in Pixiv
>Only hugs, cuddles, pouts, mous, and ufufus only
>head pats, head laps, pampering
A man can dream.
She's the bestest KanMusu
Don't fight please
Shigure is a cute, not a guy
>Another menstruating Asashio-class ship
What else do you do? Kick puppies down wells and throw rocks at children?
Kashima is literally Hestia. Big initial frenzy which will die out after a week or so.
Arashi is a near perfect tomboy who will continue to grow in popularity long after the Kashima crazy has burnt out
I hear bears can smell menstruation.
Wow Biscuit, that's the fourth Snail you got from E4 today.
She sure is
>Not him but I have a series of pictures under the title "Kashima cute" which goes all the way to 60 currently.
I presume that "Kashima lewd" must go over a hundred
I want to corner her against a wall
Her clothes are more popular than her.
I have 1,231 pics in my Kantai folder, not counting comics. I expect that's a tiddler in this thread though m80
I have 1,858 images.
How did you even get so many and how do you organize them? At 1.8k I'm already starting to have a little trouble.
Isn't Suzuya one of those "seems slutty but is actually pure"?
(See Shioi for the reverse of that.)
Suzuya is a slut that corrupts all ships around her.
¿Que pasa, almirante?
-Main folders are obvious: BB, CV, CVL, CL, etc.
--Then by class
-Anime webms, screens, and promo images
-Misc folder for things hard to categorize (groups containing different classes)
-doujin and Pixiv comics
-Manga and official merch
>purple Uzuki with Hayamin's voice
It's a strange yet pleasing combo.
delete this poi
Well, that's one definition for 金.
>What else do you do?
I pat heads.
Can you post the one with Musashi and Kiyoshimo?
Kuma is one of the few un-lewdable kanmusu. I don't even have a single image of her that sexualizes her.
Posting a Mexican sub.
Should I shop some blood on the neck?
You're not trying hard enough.
I read her a detailed description of the SBD dive bombing attacks on the Kido Butai, and the catastrophic infernos that ensued on all four carriers.
>you will never watch Kaga burn so hot that her planes are turned into pools of molten aluminum and her steel bulkheads lose structural integrity and collapse
I guarantee those sinkings weren't as bad as Shoukaku's
God this doujin cant come soon enough
>an enormous explosion caused her to disintegrate
Head pats are ok too
It's hard to imagine her going through something so horrible and brutal
It's kinda weird that Evil Kaga has a few references to how Kaga sunk with those darker parts of her skin that I suppose are meant to represent the parts that burned during the sinking of Kaga yet Evil Shoukaku doesn't have a single allusion to Shoukaku's demise
No such thing as too much ass.
I have just realised Bismarck's pose in her damaged sprite is a reference to her listing during Rheinübung. Fuck I'm retarded.
Because she's not a tryhard edgelady like her sister.
I fucking hate this game. E-3 is shit. I ran expedition 2 15 times in the past 24 hours. One bucket. When I went to bed, I put on Expedition 9 and 13. No buckets. Just fucking furniture coins. I have been waiting out the timers for my boats for 8 hours because I was at zero buckets and getting to Node H with 5 boats going critical. Yukikaze continues to choke on a thousand torpedo dicks and keeps getting crit. I haven't played this game in a year. I heard Kashima was voiced by Kayano Ai and I needed to have her. I'm 30 points away from clearing it. I'm going to get some cider and celebrate clearing this when my boats finally finish healing up in the next two hours and thirteen minutes. IF I clear it.
How do you people do this all the time?
>Yukikaze continues to choke on a thousand torpedo dicks and keeps getting crit.
I've noticed that on the pre-boss node on E3. Every fucking time, the Yukikaze gets targeted. Every fucking time, unless the support expedition kills/cripples the heavy units.
She probably hates getting into pointless fights with the shipgirls and prefers to sleep.
Be careful, you don't want to her to find out that you're a perv, a kick in the balls with those boots must hurt like hell.
Actually it was 17. Once I got that one bucket, I stopped counting. But it failed another two times afterwards.
At this moment, I am now 2 buckets over 18 attempts.
My current bucket count is 7. The other 5 came from dailies and some quest that I never finished.
>When I went to bed, I put on Expedition 9 and 13. No buckets.
Expeditions 9 and 11 guarantee at least one bucket with a great success, so I assume your expedition fleet's fallen apart at this point. You have seven days, no need to rush if your goal is only Kashima.
It's a statistical outlier but definitely not an impossibility.