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The Misadventures of Gaijin-kun

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Baka ja nai!
Gaijin da!

One-shot dump
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>>134106564
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>>134106648
Haven't seen this page before. Did the artist create some more?
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anime when?
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>>134106767
various artists have picked up certain jokes and ideas of the series and have contributed over time.
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I fucking love this comic.
I thought it was made by different people and not an actual chapter by chapter format.
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He can't be american, he's not wearing sunglasses.
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>>134106910
I guess my country does it like japan, we didn't change classrooms either
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>>134106948
I contributed the vast majority of jokes and the original character of who gaijin-kun is. With the help of /a/ we fleshed out some of the jokes and then other people started to draw it. I collected them and organized them into a "one shot" chapter.
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>>134106564
Someone needs to organize the continued creation of these into an ongoing series. I would pay real cash monies for a book of these.

Maybe they'll even (fully) illustrate pic related someday.
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>>134106957
I absolutely love this one.
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>>134107062
>5 fucking bucks for a coffee
What is this, Kopi Luwak?
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Post something new or contribute new jokes.
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>>134107147
I don't get it.
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>>134107147
Fucking "that"
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>>134107112
That would be great.
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>>134107173
He used "that".
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>>134107062
>I collected them and organized them into a "one shot" chapter.

Mind posting a mega or something where I can download all of these that exist? I really fucking love them.
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>>134107173
The time to use "that" had come, so he used "that".
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>>134107220
I'm posting them all right now, senpai
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>still no Burger and HAMBAAGAAH strip
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>>134107112
I wonder if there is already a joke about indirect kiss, Guy Jean-kun wouldn't give a damn.
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>>134107173
I think its a reference to American Football.
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>>134107271
The best of the bunch kek
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>>134107321
>it CAN be helped
I CALL BULLSHIT
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>>134107182
>>134107193
>>134107236
But what does it mean?!
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Will someone fucking complete the tsundere arc?
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>>134107363
This one is so cute.
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>>134107366
>he doesn't know what "that" is
Everyone, look at him and laugh
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>>134107366
You don't understand at all, do you? I guess I will have to use "THAT".
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>>134107385
>gaijin-kun calling her a creep
>not bitch

please fix
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>>134107366
look at this faggot
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>>134107456
You can't mean "that"?
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>>134107456
Waitaminute now...

Is "that" also "this"?
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>>134107385
Would be funny if he instinctively punched her back.
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>>134107321
I know the whole 'hair color defines persona' thing but I love saying exactly what he said to blatant otakus. You get kek worthy reactions every time.
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>>134107408
my gaijin sides
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>>134107385
Gaijin-kun confirmed for Kubo.
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>>134107532
Erry time.

10/10
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>>134107532
kek
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>>134107532
>not "do you even lift?"

1/10 see me after class
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>>134107491
>>134107532

My diaphragm is getting quite the work out.
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>>134107385
oh sweet heavens that last panel
Who the fuck drew that? That's fucking good.
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i want more, please
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>some bullies put a vase on Guy Jean's desk
>he arrives at his desk
>stares at the vase
>proceed to water it
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>>134107790
>History class
>Class presentation
>Guy Jean steps up to the front of the class
>"Spreading the Eagle's Wings: America in WWII"
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>>134107438
Oppai daisuke!
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>>134107315
Is it really?
Thanks anon.
I don't know about sports.
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>>134107782
Welcome to pre-2010(?) /a/.
Original content was actively discouraged and we had next to no drawfags.

While the post quality was better (and there were no revolving generals or Big 3 shonen threads) at the time, fun illustrated OC was for whatever reason seen as being akin to Gaia Online or Deviantart fanart, thus verboten and short-lived when it did eke out some popularity.
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>>134107839
>English Class
>Guy Jean is called on to read some shit
>He says some words as slang or slurs some words (Going to as gonna, isn't as ain't or something)
>Everyone laughs at him for being retarded
>He's confused, since that's how people speak when talking in English
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>>134107790
You smart
You a genius
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>Classroom is silent doing work
>Firecrackers scare the shit out of everyone
>everyone glares at Gaijin-kun
>Oh, y'all mothafuckas just gonna ASSUME it's me huh? INNOCENT TILL PROVEN! (lighter is in his left hand)
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>Gaijin-kun, you're so strong and handsome.
>Thanks, toots! How about we go out for hamburgers later?
>Gaijin-kun! You can't go on a date with her, she's in middle school!
>Huh? *thinks for a moment*
>Isn't that legal here, anyway?
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>>134107790
He appreciates the welcoming gift but thinks flowers are kind of faggy.
>graffiti on desk
>this is normal in the inferior American school system
>adds his own/draws dicks
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>>134107790
>Guy Jean is part of the baseball team
>someone on the team is fed up with him and flips him off japanese style
>"THAT'S RIGHT NIGGA,WE'RE AIMING FOR THE TOP HERE"
>Everyone gets fired up from his motivation
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Isn't it frowned upon to be talking to on the phone on the train?
Maybe he is sitting on the train talking to his mom abount everyone staring at him.

Another could be that he gets on to the all woman cart on the train and thinks it is his lucky day.

Maybe one where he is listening to rap music and he is singing out loud "big booty bitches" or some obscene american shit.
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>>134106564
I remember this.

Wow, it still isn't funny at all.
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>>134107953
>Learning Japanese
>Katakana
>"You can't just speak English and add an 'O' or an 'A' at the end, Japan."
>"That shit's copyrighted."
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>>134107790
>some bullies put a vase on Guy Jean's desk
What's this gesture mean? Is it an American/Japanese thing? I'm not from either country.
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>>134108062
You put a vase of flowers on a deceased student's desk in Japan

If they are still alive, it means someone wishes they are dead
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>>134108062
It is a japanese thing.
It means death or some shit.
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>Gaijin-kun vs Japanese toilet
>Poops and squats at same time
>"Never skip leg day"
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>field trip to Kyoto
>announced says "we have arrived at our destination"
>Gaijin-kun starts clapping
>everyone looks at him with a confused face
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>>134108062
this: >>134108113
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>>134108124
does he at least manage to poo in loo?
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>>134108147
This always confuses me. The second post quoted came after the first, and is already a response to the first. Presumably the first poster would already know where to look.

/faggotry.
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>>134108033
>he is listening to rap music and he is singing out loud "big booty bitches" or some obscene american shit.
That's legitimately more of a Japanese thing (or if Guy Jean was black himself).
If you look at ESL stories, a lot of pre-college Japanese sing/know obscene English and think of it as funny rather than as curse words in and of themselves (though words like fuck and bitch have some inherent meaning now in JP interestingly).

It's like "kuso" or "aho" to us. They're just funny sounding words to us, but you wouldn't use them in polite conversation in Japan.
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Drawfag here, working on a thing for this thread right now. Guy Jean encounters some delinquents.
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>>134108211
I've only seen this less than five times on 4chan and I've now been here for a decade. I think that guy thinks he's on Reddit or some other forum for plebs and normalfags.
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>>134108127
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>134108244
Oh, all right.
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>>134108298
I have been here for 6 and see it all the time.
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>Guy-kun goes to a restaurant with either friends or host family
>food portions too small
>"What the fuck?"
>orders multiple servings
>embarrasses friends
>large bill

Based on real events.
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>Guy Jean exchanging names
>Girl: My name is "Aoi Haruko", you write it as in spring and blue
>a brief pause with Guy Jean staring
>"I'm Guy".
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>>134108289
Aw shit son
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>>134106809
>>134106768
>>134106648
Lol, why are the girls always blushing?

>>134107898
> Big 3 shonen threads
What's wrong with the big 3?
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>>134108024
fuck, I laughed, would be cool if he signed his desk too before it
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>>134108298
I've seen it a bit more frequently than that, but it is by no means common. It 'tisms me out when I see it.

>>134108289
>Guy Jean vs Pompadour
>"Hey!"
>"Ora? Nande?"
>"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!"
>Does Elvis dance

>>134108244
I could see Gaijin-kun listening to American pop outloud and yelling obnoxious catchphrases.
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>>134108382
Perfect
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>>134108415
>lol
>what is wrong with the big three

Anon atleast lurk.
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>cashier 1 handing him back his change while using both hands and bowing
>takes it with one hand

>cashier 2 handing him back his change while using both hands and bowing
>takes it with one hand

>cashier 3 handing him back his change while using both hands and bowing
>"STOP THAT SHIT! It's just change! Not a ceremonial artifact."
>snatches it with one hand
>"Christ!"
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>>134108415
>What's wrong with the big 3?
The answer lies in the heart of lurking.
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>>134106564
tfw gaijin-kun and hime will never end up together.
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Keit-ai has its own trailer by Makoto Shinkai.

When will Gaijin-kun get a trailer?
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>>134107438
I never got this. Do americans actually go saying "DAYUM NICE TITS" to girls?
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>>134108033
I liked the all woman cart idea
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>>134108566
Mostly just the crass stereotypes. Mostly.
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>typical yurishit scene
>"Ohjouhime-sama....I feel so warm in your embrace."
>"Be quiet baka, stop acting so foolish!"
>From background: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
>Shirtless Gaijin-Kun with two 40's and tie around his head
>"GIRLS GONE WILD!"
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>>134108556
It's a manga, they don't get trailers.
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>>134108429
>Guy Jean vs Pompadour
>"Hey!"
>"Ora? Nande?"
>"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!"
>Does Elvis dance

I don't have a laughing image apt enough
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>Gaijin-kun catches Japanese cold
>becomes stronger
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>>134108415
>What's wrong with the big 3?
In essence because they are not up to par with old /a/'s eye for quality. The Big 3 were actively looked down upon simply because they never went anywhere and weren't worth discussing, and when they tried, were mostly just quick "oh man this is so badass even though it's still just a powerup and/or fighting or somebody really did die until they're brought back later" plot twists.

The Big 3 shonen had potential, but they were shat all over on by simply being too long and too milked for their own good (even the proverbial golden cow, One Piece). Shingeki no Kyojin is up there as well, albeit mainly for the fanbase's low standards of what makes a series good and hasn't even hit a quarter of the running length of the Big 3. Even now, you'll have people unironically saying that even Bleach isn't objectively "bad" with what it's become because Big 3 fanbases also take them seriously.

You have to understand old /a/ was really, really elitist. To a fault (as seen in the rampant persecution of drawfags when they arose), even. However, it kept post quality ultra-high, and there were very few normalfags or Redditors who would be able to keep up with either the wonderfully high post speed or board culture, essentially keeping /a/ quite homogenously enjoying things as a mini-sounding room. It circlejerked a lot, but when /a/ collectively does something, it ramps up the fun.
Haven't seen that now for ages; closest we've come in years was KLK, and even that was a pale semblance of Code Geass.

You're sort of outing yourself as a newfag, as well.
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Will Gaijin-kun learn the powers of the Gaijin Smash, Gaijin Perimeter, and Gaijin Sense?
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>>134107408
Lost.
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>>134108663
>spoonfeeding
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>>134108642
>belittling the Japanese cold

No cool, anon.
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>>134108642
Or he goes to school.
>school goes on Madagascar lockdown mode when they see he doesn't have a magical anti-virus surgical mask to protect everyone else
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>>134108545
>she wants to confess but is too embarassed
>tries to leave love letter in his shoe locker
>can't fit it in there because of >>134106691

>>134108642
They should all be saying their farewells, leaving him confused.
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>>134108663
>replying seriously
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>>134108679
Reminiscing about the bygone days we'll never get back and telling him why what he likes is not appreciated here is spoonfeeding?
I suggest you lurk moar and learn words properly, newfag.
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>>134108642
>doesn't wear a face mask
>sees sick classmate with mask
>thinks he has cancer or some shit
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>>134108712
>continuity
YES!

We've reached a new level everyone!
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>>134108509
perfect, but I think it should be GODDAMMIT at the end
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>>134108619
>Becomes "Big Boss Gaijin-kun"
>"Yeah Gaijin-Sama, you're a real bancho now!"
>"Banjo?"
>Plays Toby Keith's "Proud to be an American"
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>>134108713
I miss old /a/ and I admit it.

I also miss the time before image captchas, what the shit.
Why is the street sign captcha so goddamn hard?
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>>134107438
Is gaijin-kun autistic or something?
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>>134108610
my sides
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>>134108755
Yes, but only after he snatches it with one hand.
you hear the "BING PONG" of the automatic door open and close
and you hear a muffled "GODDAMMIT" from the street the perspective of the shop keper
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>>134108556
Gaijin-kun falls in love with Hime.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CULTURE CLASHES.
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>>134108791
Worse. He's gone full trope/cliche.
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>>134108790
You can change it back to text captcha with 4chanX, can't you?
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>>134108791
>being alpha is autistic

Some men just love titties and won't hesitate to tell others that they have nice titties.

Why would you deprive a girl of such a wonderful compliment?
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>>134106872
>y'all niggas look the same

my fucking sides.
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>>134108712
>>134108740

He only notices because the letter gets stuck to the bottoms of his Air Jordans.
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>>134108791
He's the stereotypical pervert gaijin tourist looking for the sex tours.
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>>134108822
Where's the meaning of KEIT-AI involved?
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>>134108790
What are you, new? There's a goddamn option to change it back to legacy captcha under 4chan's native settings. It didn't just appear overnight either. Get a brain, moran.
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>>134108556
>>134108822
Finds a way.
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>>134108874
Why is Gaijin-kun in Japan anyway?
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>>134108902
I'm too old. Take me to the backyard and end it. Right between the nutbladders.
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>>134108850
>him dragging the letter around smudges the text
>he can't read the confession anymore
>throws it out

I was originally thinking of another confession scenario where he subverts the "what did you say?" response after a confession due to fireworks or whatever. But that's more of an anime thing than Japanese culture and I can't think of an appropriate followup.
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>>134108930
student exchange
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>>134108835
It's super common for 'Murricans to go "dayum" to their friends when a hot girl walks by.

>>134108930
Mandatory student exchange. Parents wanted him to gain exposure outside of America.
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>>134108822
Jesus Christ, Keit-ai. Chill the fuck out.

>>134108930
see >>134106648
Exchange student.
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Gaijin-kun doesn't put on his uwabaki before entering the school and then later he goes to an underground drift meet up where he loses an important race.
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>>134108791
Remember how goofy foreigners are in your own country? That's the way Gaijin-kun is to the Japanese.
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can we have school field trip arc? we havent had any yet.
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>>134108941
Instead of reading her confession, he just gets a boner one day and texts her.

>Yo, ur hot
>U want go out?

And she just assumes he's read her letter.
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>>134108972
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If this gets ever turned into an anime
1) Gaijin-kun's voice actor must be a native english speaker
2) Gaijin-kuns voice actor must have limited knowledge of the japanese language
3) Japanese producers will coach Gaijin-kun on sounding out the syllabols for his lines
4) This is all to facilitate an easy transition between Japanese and English ranting/cursing.
5) Also it is to give the Japanese audience a good dosage of reverse-Engrish for them to laugh at.
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1: Guy Jean is late to school
2: take a toast in his mouth and dashes to the door saying "I'm out !"
3: Hime is entering the school when a taxi cab stops by
4: Guy Jean hop out of the cab while saying "keep the change";
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>>134109058
>1) Gaijin-kun's voice actor must be a native english speaker

I already know who.
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>>134109080
>toast in mouth

We've established he either has pop tarts or hamburgers in his mouth.
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>>134109021
>guy jean and the onsen
>guy jean and the teacher with wooden katana looking for trespassing students
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>>134109080
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>>134109021
>"For our school trip, we'll be going to the beach."
>everyone discussing their plans, swimsuits, etc.
>they arrive and everyone but Gaijin-kun screams UMI DA!
>"What are they so surprised about?"
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>>134108712
Save this for Valentine Arc?
I cant think up of a funny one but atleast a cute scene.
>Gaijin kun misunderstood that the girl has to give Chocolate to the guy on Valentine day.
>Gaijin-kun want to give Hime chocolate.
>Tried to make homemade choco, but he went full America and put bacon in it.
>Hime force herself to eat it out of consideration for his feeling.

poor Hime. Somebody think of something for White day.
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>>134109153
>Onsen

He freaks out at seeing other guys bathe together naked.
Calls them gay
Then leaves saying "I'm out"
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Cutegirl: Gaijin-kun, want to come with us to the Obon festival next week?
Gaijin-kun: Obon? What's that?
Cutegirl: You'll see *wink*

LATER (at Obon)
They're watching pic related from a hilltop or wherever

Cutegirl: See Gaijin-kun, this is --
Gaijin-kun: BURNING MAN!!
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>>134109197
Now we only need a drawfag
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>>134108941
During fire works he actually hears the confession and says
"I don't even know you, we can still fuck if you want."
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>Title: Umi da!
>1. Guy Jean and friends arrive on beach.
>2. Hime and Megane jump in the air yelling, "UMI DA!!"
>3. Guy Jean looks at them incredulously.
>"You guys live on an island surrounded by the sea. It's on TV all the time. Why so excited?"
>4. Hime and Megane give him pic related face.
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>>134109235
>He freaks out at seeing other guys bathe together naked.
>Calls them gay

Anon, there's this thing called "gym" where guys get naked in front of each other and shower toghether.
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>>134109228
In AMERICA you have to bring enough candy for the whole class. Everybody gets chocolate from Gaijin-kun on Valentine's Day.
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>>134109247
ahahahaha
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>>134109296
Wait, what?
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>>134108663
>>134108663

Thanks for the reply man.

> The Big 3 shonen had potential, but they were shat all over on by simply being too long and too milked for their own good (even the proverbial golden cow, One Piece).

Maybe I'm looking this the wrong way, but I don't mind if a series is long or short as long as the quality is good. One Piece has always entertained me and that's the reason I read it for. Ofcourse I do want to read the ending but (this might be a contrarian opinion here) I personally think Oda's a brilliant mangaka and that only a few others can match his rich world-building and the fact about how many characters he made that still interest me(contrast to Bleach or FT where I stopped giving a shit about everyone after a while). I'm understand the fact about why everyone hates milking hacks, but the reason OP has been going on for so long is because he himself said it's his life's work so he's making sure he adds as much detail and content as possible to try making it into a masterpiece.

It's not about the end game for me man it's the journey.

I felt the same about Naruto, but man that series had a massive drop in quality.

> You're sort of outing yourself as a newfag, as well.
I don't get why people care about how long I've been using this website for, haha.
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>>134109291
>we can still fuck if you want."
That seems a bit abrasive and forwards, even for Gaijin-kun.
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>>134109228
Cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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GAIJIN VS JAPANESE TRUCK WHEN
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>>134109296
Yeah, but sitting in a bath naked together is way gayer.
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>>134109296
I know which gym you are going.
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>>134109331
I think it's time for you to leave. I'm saying this in the nicest way I can: you legitimately don't belong here.
It's like finding a kitten in the middle of a particularly inbred and diseased dogfighting ring.
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>>134109235
he could go thinking it was a pool with his boxers and get surprised when everyone is naked
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>>134109312
THIS!
THIS!
THIS!
THIS!
....
this!
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>>134109228
>White Day
>In March
>Right after Black History Month
>Gaijin-kun: "D-do people really celebrate 'white day'?"
>"Of course Gaijin-kun, everybody loves White Day!"
>Comes to school in Klan outfit
>"I'm sorry Dr. King, but I'm in Japan!"
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>>134108642
americlap here, I was a very sickly child so these days I fight off colds like a minor annoyance. got a cold when I was in Japan, shit knocked me out for two days. it was not something to fuck with.
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>>134109228
>>Hime force herself to eat it out of consideration for his feeling.
>Omake Panel:
>Hime is surprised that chocolate and bacon is wonderful.
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>>134109228
For competitor, let's have a flamboyant French gaijin who like Hime!!
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>>134109296
Anon, I've been 1 year and a half going to the gym and have some bad news for you.
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>>134109414
I like your style.
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>>134109403
>Sees everybody else is naked
>Winks
>"Hey, no homo more like no BROmo amirite?"
>"G-gaijin-kun, p-please to not touch 'the weiner'."
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>>134109414
Ha.
I chuckled.
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>>134109046
Next day, he'll ask if she wants to go out to eat and she'll end up thinking "could this be a d-deito?".

They go to WcDonalds.
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>>134107408
The funniest (and most frustrating) thing about this image is that it'd literally be what I'd do if I visited Japan during a festival
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>>134109414
god my sides holy shit, fuck.
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>>134109296
Even at our gym's swimming pool people don't get naked in the showers expect this one 70 year old greek guy that's probably still mafia and no one has the balls to even look at him disapprovingly over it.
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>>134109414
Jesus Christ
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>Gaijin-kun tells someone he drives a truck
>they expect top pic
>mild confusion as to why
>mild turns to extreme when they find he actually drives bottom pic
>
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>>134107311
There isn't. Someone should make a 4koma of that.
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>>134109490
At least you don't have to change clothes.
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>>134109430
Let's have him also be named Guy Jean.
>Eh? We have two Gaijin-kun now?
>No, the new one is Gaijin-kun Kai (改, Modified, like Hyakushiki Kai)

>Frenchman is now called Kai instead of Guy Jean
>He's mad the American gets to keep his name but he has to be called a name that he doesn't understand how he got it ("Why is it Kai in particular?!")
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>>134109441
>>134109445

End panel has a FOTNS-style MLK and Beyonce (the epitome of blackness to Gaijin-kun) floating above him menacingly.
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>>134109296
Aniki, is that you?
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>>134109547
>>134109430
Is Hime a fujo? She seems like the sort of ojousama who is a shameful fujoshi.

She probably draws sickening (and bad quality) homo porn of these two.

And Gaijin-kun finds it when her notebook gets left behind one day.
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>>134108813
Riichan. ;_;
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Someone please grab a drawfag from anywhere quickly, this thread is too precious to be wasted.
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>>134109587
I am not that hip and I would not recognize Beyonce of all people. Just leave in MLK. Or add Obama.
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>Gaijin-kun to random girl: "Hey baby, what are your three sizes?"
>Random-girl: You jerk!
>Random-girl walks away
>Gaijin-kun: "Don't worry, Honey. I'm American! Even if you told me I have no idea how the hell the metric system works!"
>Cutegirl punches Gaijin-kun in the back of the head.
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>>134109613
>"G-gaijin-kun, I can explain!"
>"No need, I've seen South Park!"
>Shows her TwitchxCraig
>"I never knew how informational South Park could be."
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>>134109591
Guy Jean and Aniki crossover when?
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>>134109587
>Beyonce
>not Tupac or Biggie Smalls or Ice Cube or Dr. Dre or 50 Cent or Snoop Dogg or Missy Elliot
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>>134109414
>"I'm sorry Dr. King, but I'm in Japan!"
Dear sweet heavens.
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>>134109655
> I have no idea how the hell the metric system works

Oh lol it's too true!

10/10

>>134109650
Gaijin-kun recognizes dat ass. Which is what MLK fought for, you see.
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>gaijin-kun writes tanabata wishes
>gaijin-kun visits shrine
>gaijin-kun works part tme / meets classmate doing part time
>gaijin-kun comments on waterslide soba
>gaijin-kun comments on japanese chicken dinner christmas
>gaijin-kun comments on japanese melancholic shits / "mono no aware"
>gaijin-kun trains nip on how to confess/advance/ask out girls
>gaijin-kun does photo boots
>gaijin-kun meets nips tomboy
>gaijin-kun meets cougar sensei
>gaijin-kun meets apprentice yakuza
>gaijin-kun visits otaku club
>gaijin-kun on e-mail emotes
>gaijin-kun visits school infirmary
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>>134109659
that episode was so good
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Please save some of these sketch ideas. I'm unable to do so but wish a copy for future threads.
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>>134109663
He can be his spirit animal.
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>>134109738
Am just saving entire thread the old stupid way by saving webpage. Will use it to produce screenshots of the thread when the time comes.

Isn't /a/ being archived by another site ever since moe shut down? I think you can search this thread there.
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>>134109738
Just use the archive.
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>>134109381
Nah. I know how douchey this website can be, but I don't have stoop and emulate the people here just to fit in and get my 'newfag' card ticked off.

It's all good m8.
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>>134109430
Easy now, I think Gaijin kun would work best as a 5 minute per episode series with minimal characters.
Once you get a whole range of cast members from different places it turns into a hetalia knock off.
In these threads I've seen suggestions for a black character, a russian, and even an indian character.
But at the end of the day keep the formula simple.
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>>134109591
>>134109663
>>134109742
>Gaijin-kun meets Aniki
>"But we're not brothers."
>"No, Gaijin-kun, it is more like English 'brah'."
>Sudden enlightenment
>"What's up mah brah!"
>The next day, Gaijin-kun comes home haggard
>"You did not tell me about the bromosexuals!"
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>>134109729
>gaikin-kun trains nip on how to confess/advance/ask out girls
>gaijin-kun on e-mail emotes

>gaijin-kun on sexting
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>>134109785
Man I've been for 1 year saving tabs with archived threads for later reading and now I lost it all, it hurts.
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>>134109528
Forgot to add
>uses it only for to/from school, basically walking distance
>parks wherever, a different horrible spot each day
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>Hime brings a bento for Gaijin-kun
>he says no thanks because he brought a hamburger with him

>classmates try to figure out why Gaijin-kun didn't get top marks in their English class
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>>134109729
>gaijin-kun meets cougar sensei
>she's 25 and so naturally all the japanese dudes think she's hideous
>gaijin-kun is all for it
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>>134109841

how do one does sexting back in the day? was it some kind of erotic roleplaying because nowadays everyone can post nudes?
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>>134109823
it's best if we go with the pacing and format similar to Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko! 4koma.
We just need an active drawfag for now.
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>>134109918
Honestly it was either just roleplaying or texting really dirty/horny things to the other person.

>>134109847
That is rough. I'm dedicated towards getting a system of new externals solely for backup.
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>>134109913
want, want, want, want, want, want!
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>>134109729
>gaijin-kun comments on japanese chicken dinner christmas

>sees KFC bucket
>"Wait. Are we celebrating Christmas or Kwanzaa?"
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>>134109080
>not, "Yo, homes smell ya latah."
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>>134109918
Imagine R rated flirting.

There's also the more hardcore roleplay type where there's a lot of "I slowly slide your panties down your legs"
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>>134107062
Quit your damn job and make it a webcomic already
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>>134109865
>I'm gonna be late to class!
>revs engine
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Guy Jean could say something dumb and then his classmate slaps him in the head like that boke/something comedian thing, and then he would take off his shirt and the last panel would be the teacher restraining him and he yelling "HE STARTED IT ! GODDAMMIT !"
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>>134109729
>kfc chicken
What about popeyes instead, I like it better
>school infirmary
You mean, I can leave class and sleep here
>yakuza
How was I supposed to know you were a gangster you are wearing a suit!
Or some variation of someone telling him what they are and him being pleasantly surprised by the fashion sense
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Guy Jean-kun go to penis festival
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>>134110033
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>gaijin-kun brings beer to an all-night study group because that's what study group meant in america
>gaijin-kun doesn't flinch when the oujou-sama student council president yells at him about his untidy appearance, she begins to question whether or not her power over men is failing
>gaijin-kun teaches his classmates how to drive
>gaijin-kun takes up too much space under a kotatsu
>gaijin-kun isn't interested in lolis
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>>134110029
>crashes truck into crash
>every morning
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>>134110003
Or for fuck's sake, I lost my shit.
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>>134108024
>Gaijin-kun replaces Class Rep's indoor shoes with bunny slippers
>stares down at his desk
>"That last pair had razor blades in it."
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>>134110163
>gaijin looking under the kotatsu for pantsu shots.
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>Gaijin-kun eating icecream
>"Winner"
>Damn straight
>throws it away
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>gaijin-kun announces that he doesn't like tea
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>>134110170
>crashes truck into crash
Gaijin kun is really badass.
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>gaijin-kun hits on host imouto
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>>134110288
>blow the tea to cool it off
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He has an imouto isn't he?
Make one about her !
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>>134107227
This is probably the stupidest one I've seen so far and not in a good way.
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>>134110415
Your post is probably the stupidest one I've seen so far and not in a good way.
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>Rain day
>Gaijin-kun forgets his umbrella
>Runs all the way home
>people get surprise he hasn't died of the japanese cold the next die
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>gaijin-kun goes to watch a movie
>complains that it's not in English
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>>134110500
>only one to clap at the end
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>>134110500
>texts Hime next to him
>she checks the message
>SUBSFUCKINGWHEN?!
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>>134108685
You're right, it's cold :^)
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>>134107566
Love this one because Gaijin-kun didn't really do anything wrong or stupid and is sensible.
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>>134110288
>"Would you like some tea, Gaijin-kun?"
>"Don't worry, I brought my own."
>"Oh, American tea?"
>Pulls out 24 oz of Brisk and mixes it with NoS
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>>134110500
>>134110522
perfect
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>>134110561
problem?
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>>134108011
Better if the girl in question looks older than she is.
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>>134110522
>clapping at the end of a movie
Murricans really do that?
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>prettiest girl in school asks giajin-kun to be her boyfriend
>"sorry I'm not really into asian chicks"
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>>134110624
No.
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>>134110624
Yes.

>"Gaijin-kun, do you know the different reign eras of Japan?"
>"Of course!"
>Lists eras by Godzilla.movie
>Refers to American Godzilla as "Godthrillah".
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>>134108610
>"GIRLS GONE WILD!"
I would have expected a more crass line like "SUCK FACE YOU BITCHES!"
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>>134110663

nice try, gaijin-kun
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>>134110660
>>134110660
That would explain why Hime is forever friend-zoned.
WOW. that would be intense.
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>>134109332
Keep the intent but change the wording to something more subtle.
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>>134110011
>I'd shower you with coconut cream pies
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>>134110624
sometimes, depends on the film. summer blockbusters yes, oscarbait no. unless the performance was riveting.
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>>134110713
Nuuuuuuuuuuu

but Hime is exception.
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>>134109228
Who the fuck eats chocolate with bacon?
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>>134110624
>>134110754
It doesn't happen all that often here but after it became such a thing online, I thought it would be appropriate like "do you even lift" being used in one of the 4koma.
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>>134110754
I've seen it both ways. It might depend on the audience.

I've never see anybody go full Americlap for horror movies though.
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>>134110660
So he's going to end up with the other whitey in the house?
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>>134110806
Try it.
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>>134110309
And the fucking truck never breaks down.
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>>134110624
Yes, marvel/dc movies, kids movies, action/comedy especially on release day.
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>>134110806
It's a manga, you have to exaggerate it for comedic value, and Im pretty sure I saw a Murica on youtuber did that shit before.
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>>134109742
>Gaijin-kun with Aniki as his Stand
Fund it.
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>>134109414
Holy shit. There's gotta be aside dialogue from random Japanese students thinking he's a wizard.
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>there's a cockroach in class
>everyone panics
>Gaijin-kun eats it
>everyone stares
>"Don't tell my mom."
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>>134107147
>>134107227
>>134107385
>>134107438
>>134107532
>>134107566


more cliche or common nips situation where it will be hilarious if guy jean shrug it off casually or get baffled by it?
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>>134109841
Do people even sext in Japan?
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>>134110828
Was this one even canon with the original 4koma?! I thought the tsundere ones were pretty stupid desu.
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>>134110880
fucking this
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>>134110890
I mean, technically that isn't too far off
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Wizard
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>>134110873
'Mericans do this all the time at state fairs. Look up state fair food and you'll find everything either on a stick, deep fried, or both.

>Deep fried twinkies on a stick.
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>>134110561
Motherfuckers drink Arizona more often these days.
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>>134110904
I don't know why I'm laughing so much ahahaha
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>>134110923
>canon

Are we really going to have this discussion on something that we collectively built?
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>>134110624
Yes, mainly if it's a hyped up movie during opening weekend.
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>>134110945
>Deep fried Kool-Aid

>>134110922
I have no idea.
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>>134110922
Only with their sex friends.
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>>134110922
LINE stickers
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>>134110957
85 cents for 40oz doesn't lie.
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>perpetually single sensei-chan complains about turning 28
>gaijin-kun tries to cheer her up by saying that he'd totally marry her
>"Really!? I'll hold you to that"
>last frame is sensei-chan drawing their initials in love hearts all over a notebook
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>>134110922
I wouldn't be surprised.
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>>134110660
Even better if he says that but decides to go out with her anyway because why reject such a girl? And the others just envy him enormously.
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>>134110852
Are auto parts stores a thing in Japan?
>truck actually always breaking
>no one would even consider owning a 30 year old 3/4 ton American pickup there
>Gaijin-kun can't believe there's almost no parts in the entire hemisphere
>always ends up overnighting from USA
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>>134108556
>>134108822
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
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>>134110945
Try typing "Deep-fried " into wikipedia, and look at all the suggested searches
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>>134111016
Are there actually stickers for that? I don't know any beyond anime stickers and rarely can those be used for sexting. Unless you're using Tohsaka's anus.
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>>134110904
I don't get it. Who does that?
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>>134111027
>Manga continues their relationship on an actually mature way
>Gets cute moments when actually together
>Manga Continues after relationship official
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>>134111026
lol I'm just about to go and get either some of that or energy drinks, but I'm not sure which one has more brand recognition.

>>134110989
The clappening will occur right after the first showing of Star Wars.
>Gaijin-kun takes his friends to see Star Wars
>"This is our religion in America, you see."
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>>134110986
But OP is the person who put most of his effort in it >>134107062

Right after the original artist left, the story strayed away a little different. 2 new characters were added.
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>>134111114
M O N S T E R
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>gaijin-kun accepts a drink out of Hime's cup
>"I-i-indirect k-k-kissu!"
>"What are you talking about I drink out of girls' cups all the time"
>Hime is heartbroken because he doesn't consider it special
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>>134111094
I dunno, I just use the ones for bullying
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>>134111100
>>134111027
Or Gaijin-kun finds out and says that he really doesn't mean it and suggests some random guy that turns out to be perfect for her.
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>>134111153
>Tries to get indirect kiss from Gaijin-kun
>Drinks spiked tea
>Japanese alcohol tolerance levels exceeded
>"Damn girl, you're as red as yo' flag."
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>>134111169
My eyes.
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>>134111169
My eyes!

MY EYES!
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>>134111169
All of stickers by joynet are great, especially the ones with that character.

>not using her Chuunibyou Girlfriend stickers
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>>134111204
> red as yo' flag."
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>>134111204
>"Damn girl, you're as red as yo' goddamn flag."
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>>134111100
Fucking hell, this made me start rooting for Hime-chan.

>Misadventures of Gaijin-kun H-Manga doujin
>Gaijin-kun giving sex tips to Hime-chan
>"You want a giant orgasm at the end, not something quick that people won't notice after it's all over."
>"Ne?"
>"You want Hiroshima, not Pearl Harbor."
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>>134111211
>>134111218
sorry, I have 200% scaling on so things get weird. it's this pack
>>134111229
see pic related
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>gaijin=kun goes to a maid cafe
>doesn't understand what the fuck is going on
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>>134111131
Every idea he made was from anons. Even the tsundere and the white girl was from anons. Are we going to pick and choose now because you don't like them?

Are you really that autistic?
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>>134109095
Get chance and luck.
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>>134108024
I tried.
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>>134111204
>Nobody's doing my laundry!
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>>134111302
>He thinks it's some French convention and insults them like the cheese eating surrender monkeys they are.
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>>134111131
OP and original author here.
I'd like for the series to stay just Gaijin, Hime, and Glasses-Rival plus random Mooks. Because the focus is to be "how would an stereotypical American MC deal with standard anime cliches and culture differences"

Gaijin-kun's personality is
1) tactless/oblivious
2) Very courageous
3) Bold
4) little bit of trashy-thuggish culture (cursing, "fuck the police" attitude)
5) at the end of the day though, good hearted.

Kinda like a dog that doesn't know any better.
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>>134111324
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>>134111326
Shit, this was meant for >>134111302
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>>134111324
>first new Gaijin-kun OC in years
It's fucking happening.
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>>134111324
>What's gucci sensei?
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>>134111169
Wait, I have my glasses on, why is it... Oh.
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>>134111314
wow now anon don't be salty, why are you so easily mad by other's opinion?
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>>134111324
>What's this lukewarm shit
This is great.
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>>134111331
OP and original author again

But I also recognize the amount of effort and contributions made by the community. I just hope that people make good jokes, some drawfags pick the funniest ones and draw them, and we have a good series.

Basically it all originated from when I would watch anime and I would see the same anime cliche for the 1000th time and I would picture "now what if it was an oblivious American in that situation?"
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>glasses-rival gets top marks in an exam
>shoots gaijin-kun a superior look and pushes his glasses up his nose
>gaijin-kun calls him a nerd and laughs
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>>134111331
>I'd like for the series to stay just Gaijin, Hime, and Glasses-Rival plus random Mooks.

You didn't draw the whitey girl one?

Because if the original artist has left, I have doubts the original artist still has a say on how the series goes.

People make what they want. This is a collaborative effort.
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>>134111099
>"Why did you eat it?"
>"It was an asshole. Come on, you've never eaten bugs at summer camp?"
>"Summer camp?"
>Gaijin-kun looks in disbelief
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>>134111324
Apparently, he's less creative than the guys that vandalized his desk. Also, is that a guy in the first panel or a girl?
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>>134111324
>Dat S

So many defaced desks.
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>>134111324
Fuck.
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>>134111324
That classic "S"

/\
| | |
,\\'
| | |
\/

I tried.
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>>134110003
Jesus christ, best one yet.
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>>134111421
>glasses-rival's pride shatters and he mopes.
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>>134111421
>glasses-rival is upset and brooding
>gaijin-kun is about to ask him what's wrong
>hime stops him and says glasses only got a 90 out of 100
>gaijin-kun doesn't understand

Alternatively,

>gaijin-kun gets a test back and sees a ton of checks
>thinks he did aced it and says the american education system did him good
>finds out checks mean wrong, circles mean right in Japan
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>the fucking S
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>>134111324
>it's not in Japanese
>it's not in broken English

5/10.
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>>134111421
It would be better if gaijin-kun's score was higher. They don't send the stupid kids on exchange programs. Plus it's good for gap moe.
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>>134111324
That's great, thank you kindly
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>gaijin-kun gets invited to the beach
>everyone stands in a line and shouts UMI DA
>gaijin-kun gives them a strange look and asks what the fuck they are doing
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>>134111324
>moot come back

Too soon. And who?
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>>134111499
GO HOME HUWAITO PIGGU
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>>134111324
Hime needs to look more worried. She looks like she's smiling.
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>>134111465
>>134111494
>>134111455
I wonder if the kids of today know how to draw the S.
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>>134111485
>gaijin-kun doesn't understand
or better yet
>he doesn't see it as a problem and says he'd be lucky to get a score like that while he shows his 68 out of 100.

The second one's gold though.
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>lunch time, everyone is eating on the roof
>gaijin-kun forgets lunch, people are laughing
>paratrooper drops from sky
>gives him a hamburger
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>Gaijin-kun and Hime are assigned to work on a school project together
>They don't get it done in time for the end of class
>Gaijin-kun asks for Hime's email so that he can send her the work he has to do at home
>Cue flustered Hime overreacting due to Jap phone email thing
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>>134111532
>WAITO
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>>134111324
>moot come back
10/10
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>>134107438
>>134107566
>>134107227
Will she and Gaijin Kun become a couple or get married?

What would their relationship be like?
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>>134111547
Don't forget the hot dog and pretzel.

>>134111511
Oh god. The number of times you see uncaring guys that don't look nerdy get excellent scores. Don't care if it makes him a mighty whitey.

>>134111593
I don't see it.
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>>134111324
>That fucking S thing
The bars go straight on the edges, not diagonal
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>>134111593
No, because gaijin-kun isn't into asian chicks >>134110660
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>first thing on /a/ is this thread
>it has OC in it
Today is a good day.
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>>134111593
Misunderstandings that Gaijin-kun has no problem rectifying immediately. None of this silly shoujo or harem manga back and forth.
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>>134111552
>he sends regular, business-like emails
>[email protected]
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>>134111655
Someone please make these.

That tsundere comic was already gold.
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>>134111324
>bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

Gaijin-kun, you are just the best!
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>>134111324
WHAT IS THIS LUKEWARM SHIT?
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>Gaijin-kun reacts to the fact that the school uses its own students for janitorial services
>forms a union
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>Hime-chan gives Gaijin-kun a phone charm
>he doesn't know where to put it on his smartphone

or

>Gaijin-kun wants to take a bath
>Mom-chan tells him it isn't ready yet
>"what do you mean it isn't ready, like, the tub isn't full?"
>some punchline about how japs have to heat their bathwater
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One I liked from previous threads
>woman gets mugged
>gaijin comes to the rescue
>woman "Quick, call 119!"
>gaijin "I don't have time for your right to left bullshit!"
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>Trip to Nagasaki/Hiroshima
>Wears "Back to Back World War Champs" shirt
>"What?, we are"
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>>134111324
>fag
>meaning anything in Japanese
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>>134111675
>gmail

>not hotmail
>not aol
>not yahoo
>not something like "[email protected]" or "[email protected]"
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>White Day in Japan
>"I love second valentine's day!"
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>>134111718
amazing
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>>134108822
Gaijin-kun's alternate universe counterpart is JP Nees, an American with Japanese ancestry.
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>>134111552
Follow-up:
>Hime confronts Gaijin-kun the next day to explain emails to him
>She takes out her phone to show him
>It's a flip phone
>GJ-kun: "Holy shit, I think 2004's calling."
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>>134111712
>second scenario
There's gotta be joke about how he thought Japan was a First-World country.

>>134111655
Someone name some scenarios now.
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>>134111324
Fuck yeah
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Obviously during the class trip arc

>relaxing in hotspring
>others guy join
>"Well this turned into a sausage fest"
>gets out in swim trunks, other guys laugh
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>>134111324

It's brilliant, thank you very much for your contribution
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>>134111748
I didn't know this was set in the 90s.
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>>134111818
People still do that these days.
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>See Gaijin-kun camped outside a store in the cold
>I love Black Friday
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>>134111806
Or he could pull a Hugh Jackman and put the towel that goes to his waist around his head (which is exactly what Jackman did when he went to a public bath).
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>>134111712
>Gaijin-kun just takes a shower
>goes full fucking Pavarotti
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>>134111818
Do people still append numbers/letters to their e-mails nowadays if they can't get the original? Especially if it's a business e-mail?

Besides, him having such a standard e-mail is unlike his personality. Unless you're going for the subversion/gap moe like others mentioned.
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>>134108791
He's American
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>>134111860
Gaijin is a high school boy, not a 30-something permavirgin.
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>>134111871
>gaijin-kun can't figure out why the shower head is so low
>"not even these squinty-eyes are THAT short"
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>Gaijin taking pictures with his cellphone he brought from overseas
>People notice there is no noise
>He is now at the police station
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>>134111878
What teenager in 2015 uses fucking hotmail, gramps?
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>>134109161
Frogs go home
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>It's raining and Guy doesn't have an umbrella
>He goes outside anyway
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>>134111547
I like it

>>134111552
with
>>134111748
this is a great idea
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>gaijin-kun is at home with a cold
>friends come to visit
>Host Mother brings in some rice porridge
>"This isn't chicken noodle soup."
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>>134111794
>an American with Japanese ancestry.
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>>134111748
>not msn
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>>134111887
Usually 10 year olds make those kinds of email addresses. Gaijin-kun feels like a big enough tool to make such a thing or make a stupid address like [email protected]
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>>134111871
>>Gaijin-kun just takes a shower
>>goes full fucking Pavarotti
https://youtu.be/hQPu6nhp2xU?t=29s
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>>134111970
>[email protected]
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>Hime sees host-imouto calling Gaijin-kun "onii-chan"
>thinks that's what he's into and tries it out for herself greeting him as onii-chan
>"What the fuck are you doing?"
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The best part of Gajin-kun is that he subverts Japanese tropes and trends, so anything more complicated then that isn't a good idea unless executed perfectly

>Guy Jean surrounded by beautiful women like a typical Harem MC
>Dates all of them for a few weeks each
>Gets bored and dumps them all
>Confused why everyone treats him like an asshole

>Guy Jean going to a Ramen shop late at night
>Orders some food, doesn't know the portions so he orders two orders of hearty beef ramen
>Cook is shocked, but serves him anyway
>Guy Jean finishes both bowls and complains about how fast food in Japan sucks

>Guy Jean gets a letter in his locker
>Can't read kanji
>"Whatever, I can't read it anyway" and throws it away
>Cute kouhai behind the gym tearing up

>Guy Jean confused why everyone has flip phones and emails eachother

>Guy Jean showing up to class in a ridiculous outfit on October 31st

>Guy Jean bringing (illegal) fireworks on July 4th while hanging out with Hime-chan and Glasses-kun

>Guy Jean and guns

>Guy Jean running into a typical delinquent gang
>They all try to intimidate him with bats, cracking their knuckles, etc.
>Guy Jean stone faced
>Whips out a Gun shouting "YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?" while they all looked terrified
These are all probably terrible, but I'd thought I'd contribute somehow
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>>134111682
>>134111799
Also, if we're imagining marriage scenarios,

>Do you want dinner? A bath? Or...
>cue variety of responses

>>134111920
I don't know what's hip and happening with the kids these days.

>>134111969
You have just sent a nudge!
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>>134111938
>this is a great idea

You know teenagers that use hotmail? Really?

Because if you hadn't checked yet, hotmail is gone, replaced with live.com.

>>134111970
Teenagers from the 90s and 2000s, not teens today.
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>>134111706
I want a full episode about this.
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>>134112000
>I don't know what's hip and happening with the kids these days.

Newsflash, Gaijin-kun is a kid nowadays.
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>>134112002
There also exists such things as legacy email addresses, you know.
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Why didn't you jerks make this thread tomorrow when I can actually draw
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>>134112000
>You have just sent a nudge!
Don't remind me of my highschool years when I used to spam nudges to girls late at night just to annoy them when doing homework
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>Host mom has been preparing baths for Guy Jean Kun
>Notices he has not been taking baths
>Asks why has he not been taking baths
>Guy Jean responds with "Because I am not a little kid anymore"
>Besides I like taking morning showers
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>>134111706
This is the sort of shit that makes me wish I could draw. I hope your beautiful idea gets brought to life somehow
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>>134112002
I still have a hotmail that I use regularly, though you can't create new ones.
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>History teacher discusses Commodore Matthew Perry to his students and how he helped end the Isolationist Foreign Policy of the country
>Gaijin-kun then imagines Matthew Perry from friends saying, "Can you BE anymore ISOLATED?"
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>>134112011
The part with the older e-mail services was mostly a joke. I'm more questioning the name he's using, especially since he doesn't seem the type to have a plain e-mail address like that unless, again, you're going to subvert expectations.

Maybe sprinkle some American loyalty into it.
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>>134111994
Not only that but it also shows how incompatible he is with Japanese cultural values with his American way of doing things and how insensitive he is.

Also
>Whips out a Gun shouting "YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?" while they all looked terrified
I'd lose it if it was an old west revolver.
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>Gaijin-kun and Hime-Chan go on trip to Todaiji
>"Whoa, hold up, who's that guy?"
>"That's Bishamonten, Gaijin-kun, the-"
>"Because that nigger is swole as FUCK."
>"G-gaijin-kun?"
>"Why the hell didn't THIS Buddha come to America?"
>"N-no Gaijin-kun, the point of Buddhism is nonviolence!"
>"Damn right, ain't nobody in their right man is gonna fuck with Bishamonten! Lookit them guns."
>"Gaijin-kun, please, the priests are staring at us!"
>"That's because they're jealous that they chose the wrong fuckin' Buddha."
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>>134111940
>"This isn't chicken noodle soup."
>imagines this with a deadpan delivery

I laughed way too hard
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>>134111940
>gaijin-kun is at home with a cold
>friends come to visit
>Host Mother brings in some rice porridge
>"didnt know you guys had grits"
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>>134112019
I didn't know Gaijin-kun had a hotmail made for him back when he was one year old in 1999.
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>>134111994
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>>134112073
>I still have a hotmail that I use regularly

Back when Gaijin-kun was still a toddler.
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>>134112073
anon, that's so embarrassing
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>>134106872
Guy Jean kun visits Korea
Are you guys sure we are not still in Japan?>>134112
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>>134111706
>it's a whole multi-strip arc
>we discover that Gaijin-kun is actually a pro-capitalist Republican
>>
http://imgur.com/gallery/WxZ5i
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>>134112073
I do too. I have every account I've ever made since I was 11 tied to that address.
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>>134111994
>Guy Jean showing up to class in a ridiculous outfit on October 31st

pls be cowboy
or astronaut
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>Gaijin-kun uses the shower instead of the bathtub
>pic related
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>>134112191
Or the Japs expect him to be all patriotic and he just dresses like Batman.
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>>134112155
Please, anon. Let the elderly have at least this.

I have a hotmail I still use too.
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>1998 was 17 years ago
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>"Did you hear Gaijin-kun, today is football."
>[AMERICAN INTENSIFIES]
>Comes out dressed for full on Madden
>Soccer
>tfw

Even though Japan differentiates between the two anyway.
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>>134112174
>we discover that Gaijin-kun is actually a pro-capitalist Republican
was there ever a doubt in your mind?
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>>134112248
is that how old you are anon?
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>Gaijin late for school and running with toast in his mouth
>At the corner
>About to run into each other
>HEISMAN the fuck out of her and barely misses
>He turns around in front of her doing a victory dance and spikes his toast on the ground
>Picks it back up
>Dust it off
>Goes back to eating it
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>>134112076
>History teacher discusses Commodore Matthew Perry to his students and how he helped end the Isolationist Foreign Policy of the country
>Gaijin-kun imagines Matthew Perry from Friends as a Sea Captain
>Tells glasses-kun, "Dude, I never knew Chandler Bing was such a badass!"
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>girl runs around a corner and straight into gaijin-kun
>"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING NEXT TIME!"
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>>134111324
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>>134112218
Well they still wash with it prior to the tub, so the emphasize would need to be on not using the tub. Or using the tub without washing.
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>>134111706
fuck I love it
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>>134112248
saved for reposting in 2057
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>>134112285
Fucking hell
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>Gaijin-kun gets tons of chocolate on Valentine's Day
>"I can't eat any of this, gotta shred for festival season"
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>>134112283
Of course not, Sonny. I'm probably older than you.
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>>134112285
Is soccer called "Sokka" in Japan or does it have its own unique word? Because it'd be hilarious if he confuses football for soccer, although thats an English joke older then time itself
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>>134112182
You forgot the one where he gets suplexed and threatens to sue. Also the one posted here where there's another foreign student.
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>>134112107
His dad or uncles could have made it.
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TIL /a/ is oldfags
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>Gaijin-kun says "Fuck it I'm using the tub".
>pic related
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>>134112406
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>goes to karaoke
>plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NUkhMq_iRo as a joke
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>>134112351
MY NIGGA
Next you're going to tell me you trolled Usenet with the best of us
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>>134112076
>History teacher suggests a play with Gaijin-kun to play Matthew Perry

>during the play
>Gaijin-kun decked out in badass admiral garb
>Rifle in his hand
>OPEN YOUR FUCKING PORTS!
>"-thats not in the scri"
>I SAID!
>OPEN!
>YOUR FUCKING!
>PORTS!
>NOW!
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>>134112285
Yes.

A thousand times yes.

A BILLION TIMES YES.

>>134112375
There are two different words, but I don't know if "futoboru" exclusively refers to American football.
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>>134112227
>Batman
Gaijin is from New York.
He is definitely a Spiderman kinda guy.
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>>134112455
>the punch line is "Can your PORTS BE MORE OPEN?"
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>>134112375
Goddamnit, I am slowpoking like a motherfuck.

>Football isn't football in Japan
>Gaijin-kun: "B-but, I thought we won WWII..."
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Does anyone have the one where Gaijin-kun kills the cicada?
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>>134112482
Thought of Batman because Superman screams America and Spider-Man invented mecha.
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>>134112482
Hopefully none of his classmates read Japanese Spider-Man because let me tell you about Japanese Spider-Man.
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>>134112303
HEY!
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WALKIN HERE?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zltmOZiNez8
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>Hime falls over
>Gaijin-kun gets a good look at her pantsu
>he sighs
>"I think what I miss most about America is girls wearing thongs"
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>>134112507
>glasses-kun makes gaijin-kun read Eyeshield 21
>"This is bullshit! That little twig will be eaten alive! Also, what's with him disappearing like a ghost?"
>>
I propose a small series of strips for a short storyline

Strip 1

>Guy Jean sees a pretty girl
>immediately asks her out without even getting to know her to the shock of everyone
>she accepts and gives him her phone number
>Guy celebrates, doesn't even realize she was already dating glasses-kun and he just NTR'd him

Strip 2

>oppai-chan explains Guy is NTRing glasses-kun by dating the girl
>Guy freaks out and dumps her
>Guy says "what kind of girl just goes and does something like that? Bros before hoes, am I right?" and glasses-kun is relieved
>"but if you're dumping her too, I'm so gonna hit that just FYI"
>>
How about Gaijin-kun still saying "Thanks, Obama!" even though he's already in Japan?
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>>134112398
>and they named it "[email protected]"

I don't think so dude.
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>>134110003
Beautiful
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>>134110003
>none of the Japanese get it
>they only laugh when they call it an AMERICAN JOKE
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>>134112543
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>>134112533
No need to tell us about Suffering-Man.

>>134112543
Damn, son.
>>
>gaijin-kun cultural festival arc
>gaijin-kun sports festival arc
>gaijin-kun summer arc
>gajin-kun DICK UNITY arc
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>>134110003
>japanese chicken dinner christmas

You know that's a thing in America too, right?
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>>134112285
Not toast nigga
A pop tart.
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>>134112559
>immediately asks her out without even getting to know her to the shock of everyone
>she accepts and gives him her phone number
>Guy celebrates, doesn't even realize she was already dating glasses-kun and he just NTR'd him

Sounds more like your fetish and white guy power fantasy than an actual strip with a funny joke.
>>
>Gaijin-kun meets school yard delinquents
>They do petty barely-bad shit that Japanese delinquents do
>Gaijin-kun beats up their leader
>They make Gaijin-kun the leader
>Gaijin-kun turns them into a American gang
>"Have any of you boys made a Molotov cocktail before?"
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>>134112218
I was under the impression that Guy Jean was about as tall as the rest of the manlets in Japan.

Like Ken Masters from Street Fighter.
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>>134112543
Ha
>>
>80 posts left
>OC only halfway finished
OH SHIT GOTTA DRAW FASTER
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>>134112751
Would have loved it if they got weed into the mix but Japan's drug laws.
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All of this Hime-Chan bully.

>Gaijin-kun accidentally brushes against Hime-Chan's inner thigh
>"KYAAA~, my 'weakness!'"
>Gaijin-kun: "Damn girl, I got some shin-pads to protect that shit."
>Leaves Hime-Chan in hockey goalie gear
>She can't move
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>>134111706
>He gets on the news
>People have a debate on whether or not it's better for children to learn how to be responsible early on or if this is all child labor abuse
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>>134110624
On the opening weekend in a crowded theater if it wasn't shit? Maybe. Usually only happens with big blockbusters.

>>134112277
There was a kid in my American Government class in highschool that was the most hardcore republican ever. It'd be so easy to base that part of Gaijin-kun off of him

>>134112285
>>134112723
I'm fucking dying
>>
>>134112731

If you have a somehow less fetishy way of lampooning NTR as a cliche than a scenario where no sex or kissing ever occurs then I'm all ears
>>
>>134112751
>the others squat menacingly outside a convenience store
>gaijin-kun asks if they want a slushie or anything

>>134112796
It could just be offhandedly mentioned by GJ and they'd be completely terrified. Same fashion as Cromartie's reaction.
>>
>Gaijin-kun gives chocolate to girls on Valentines day instead of the other way around
>forms a harem with Hime, Tsundere, Glasses Girl, and Christmas Cake Teacher
>>
>>134112792
Don't sacrifice quality, another thread can be made.
>>
>>134112792
EVERYBODY STOP POSTING!
>>
>>134112821
>If you have a somehow less fetishy way of lampooning NTR as a cliche

FYI, Japanese people view American friendliness and forwardness and being pushy.
>>
>>134112827
>Look guys, if you're gonna go around squatting everywhere you need the proper attire
>Gets them all Adidas tracksuits
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>>134112792
ayy im doing one too. except it'll just be another shitty sketch.
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>>134112796
They gotta do it subtly.
Were it isn't said, it isn't shown, but yeah that is totally what they are doing.

>Hime opens the door to the gangs "club" room
>smoke pours out
>"What smells like skunk?"
>Hime walks in and sees the delinquents now totally badass, doing the stabbing knife hand thing, playing cards, sharpening knifes
>Gaijin-kun's face

>end of episode, plot device, to make every thing go back to status quo
>>
>>134112792
Remember to go to Desustorage to retrieve the archive of this thread. Or just use the temp archive on 4chan.
>>
Guy Jean is lost and he stops someone to ask for directions.
GJ: Excuse me...
Stranger: Hai?
GJ: Uh, hi.
S: Hai.
GJ: Yeah... hi?
S: Hai.
GJ: Hi!

Ad infinitum
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>>134112182
Why is this under public and not private?
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>>134112882
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>>134112882
Gaijin is american, not a fucking Slav.
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>>134112839
And he deals with it like a pimp instead of a bitch like a lot of harem protags.
>>
>>134112406
>TIL that TIL means Today I Learned
>and it's mostly used on Reddit

>>>/reddit/
>>
>>134112942
But it is every American's duty to make fun of Russia every chance he gets.
>>
>>134112942
Murricans are really fucking good at only knowing the rest of the world as a collection of stereotypes though
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>>134112921
sometimes the best ones are the most simple
>>
>>134112882
>>134112903
>"We're the baddest from X High!"
>Gaijin-kun: "Right, right, so purple or red?"
>"What?"
>"C'mon, Crips or Bloods?"
>"Uh...what are those?"
>>
>>134112921
HALLO
>>
>>134112877

But there's no joke if nothing happens due to the chick interpreting him as being too pushy, for it to be an NTR based satire it has to be recognizable as belonging to that cliche
>>
>>134112970
Still doesn't really work
How about instead he gives them gym outfits and starts doing squats with them?
>>
>>134113005
>But there's no joke if nothing happens due to the chick interpreting him as being too pushy,

Your premise itself is flawed.
>>
>>134112968
Gaijin-kun thinks that Russia is a mixture of James Bond villains and men wearing large furry hats.

And Vladimir Putin's the fuckin' man.
>>
>>134112990
>purple
>Crips
>>
I-is it too late for delivery?
>>
>>134113012
Or he just has them stand against the wall like actually fucking hoods.
>>
>>134113012
That's not very American.

To remind you, pic related.
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>>134113012
>Still doesn't really work
Look, m8. Americans LIVE AND BREATHE on making fun of Russia. Make them look like stereotypical squatting slavs with vodka bottles in hand, and you've got a proper American view of things.
>>
>>134113029

My premise is that I want to make a joke about NTR being stupid, you can make a joke about American friendliness being too forward in Japanese cultural norms but it won't fit the NTR satire that I want
>>
>>134113045
Go for it
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>>134112960
Try >>>/r/eddit and thanks was wondering what "TIL' meant
>>
>>134113068
>My premise is that I want to make a joke about NTR being stupid

By making it totally work on the girl?
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>>134107366
It's an anime trope.
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>>134113056
Both lazy fatasses and crazy bodybuilders are very american.

>>134113057
But these guys are japanese and honestly a squat is too tenuous a connection to decide they're trying to be russian.
>>
>>134109918
>>134109970
>>134110011
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/president-hardings-steamy-love-letters-with-carrie-phillips-to-go-on-display/2014/07/05/42c2b214-02dd-11e4-b8ff-89afd3fad6bd_story.html
>>
>>134112990
>gaijin flashes the blood hand sign
>then proceeds to do a perfect crip walk
>"Fucking wannabe bitch ass punk ass bitch"
>Delinquent is too confused to say or do anything as Gaijin-kun walks away
>>
>>134113106
>Both lazy fatasses and crazy bodybuilders are very american.

Yes, but Americans also lack self-awareness. That's also a very American thing to do.
>>
>>134113012
He'll get them bandanas and baggy jeans, tell them to cut their shitty hair/pompadours and pack heat.

They will look completely harmless and in Gaijin-kun's mind, he'll be thinking "nailed it".
>>
>>134113106
>a squat is too tenuous a connection to decide they're trying to be russian.
Gaijin isn't exactly the brightest when it comes to cultural nuances. I'm pretty sure every other story up to this point shows that.
>>
>Gaijin gets invited over for morning radio calisthenics
> It's just old folks stretching to the radio
>"Hold up, let me pick the jam."
>It's Cha Cha Slide
>>
>>134113090

That is what satire is, yes
>>
>>134113057
'Merican here
My day is not complete until I make fun of those silly drunken commies
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>>134113111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd8YNyBnKjU
This song must be playing during the cripwalk
>>
>>134112792
>>134112884

Looks like we're going to need a second thread lads.

Someone needs to work on this one >>134112543
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>>134113135
>Gaijin isn't exactly the brightest when it comes to cultural nuances.
Which is exactly why I don't think it works. Squatting is pretty obscure in the list of russian stereotypes.
>>
>>134113106
>>134113135
Look, let's just call a spade a spade. Gaijin-kun is a dumbass.
>>
>Gaijin-kun in suspiciously smokey room
>Just listening to chill ass music
>Hime-chan walks in
>Japanese chemical tolerance levels exceeded
>Gaijin-kun gives her some doritos
>Calls it "traditional American cuisine"
>>
>>134113043
Grape street crips use purple. Brims also use red so don't confuse them with bloods. You need to keep up. It's 2015 after all.
>>
>>134113136
>they turn it off midway
>OH HELL NAW!
>I KNOW YOU JUST DIDN'T!
>THE MACARENA WAS NEXT!
>>
>>134113144
Not very satirical if you play NTR straight.
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>>134113076
Took too much time, damn

This is the vase idea.
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>>134113182
>Empty mountain dew bottles and empty dorito bags cover the floor
>>
>Gajin finds letter of challenge from bully on his desk challenging the 'yankee.'
>Gaijin rocks up behind the school with yankee signed bat, glove and hat.
>When's the game start?
>>
Someone make a new thread.
>>
>>134113182
Twinkies make for better munchies.
>>
>>134113203
What was next on the playlist, Cotton Eye Joe?
>>
>>134113214
neat
>>
>>134113214
This is pretty alright anon, but I'm now wondering if it's even impolite at all to water the plants on a deceased classmate's desk.
Because the fact that it's his desk is not clear at all.
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>>134112501
Shit, Matthew Perry nowadays can play Commodore Matthew Perry.
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>a trueno and an FD are racing down a mountain pass
>out of nowhere another car flies straight past
>dagumi and gyosuge stare in shock and awe
>it's gaijin-kun in his corvette
>>
>>134113228
It's on page 4 you stupid crossboarder piece of shit.
>>
>>134113214
It's good, but I feel like two changes should be made:
>2nd panel should have Gaijin looking worried
>3rd panel should have Hime reaching out as if to stop him
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>>134113244
You've been listening to my mix tape, bro?
>for some reason it is indeed a cassette tape and boom box from the 80's
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>>134113268
I need it
>>
>>134113205

It's not playing it straight if the NTRer is completely unaware that he's doing it and immediately dumps the chick when he finds out the truth and reconciles with the guy he keked

It's also not playing it straight if no sex or even skin contact happens

It's NTR that immediately resolves itself with no great injury to any parties involved
>>
>>134113268
It should still be his pickup truck, cruising by on the raw power of the mighty V8
>>
>>134113268
>>134113300
Let's not.
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>>134113264
Call Hollywood.
Seriously, this shit needs to happen.
>>
>Girl's dancing club
>Gaijin-kun is helping out after school
>Sees them doing J-Pop routine
>"No, that's not it at all."
>Begins twerking like a motherfucker
>"THIS is how you work it."
>>
>>134113244
>>134113294
But Cotton Eye Joe isn't a dictated dance number. Neither is Macarena, but at least it counts for you.
>>
>>134113214
Someone should make a note that it was put by the bullies, because as it is, no one would get it otherwise.
>>
>>134113214
>watering flowers in a vase

Guy Jean a dummy
>>
>>134113311
I don't get this.

Are Trucks popular in NYC?

Texasfag here.
>>
>>134113317
It'd probably make more sense if it was a flash drive instead of a hard drive

Unless Gaijin dragged a whole top of the line desktop setup with him exclusively for playing Call of Duty.
>>
>home ec class
>Hime wants Gaijin-kun to taste test the cookies she made
>"I-I'm not very good at making them so they'll definitely be bad!"
>"Why would I try one after you say it's going to be bad?"
>>
>>134113105
Could you give an example please
>>
>>134113336

No, as a Texasfag who has actually been to New York they are extremely uncommon in the urban areas and Guy seems like an urban youth more than a rural kid
>>
>>134113302
>he sweeps Glasses-kun's girlfriend off of her feet by simply asking
>Glasses-kun's girlfriend is whorish enough to get swept by just that

So the joke here is that Glasses-kun is inferior to waito dicku?
>>
>>134113336
It's just an American image.
>Built Ford Tough
>>
>>134113336
No, not really. Would you drive a truck in a big city?
>>
>>134113353
Or even a phone with a porn site open if you want to go for the easiest visual representation.
>>
>>134113358
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>>134113336
There was some posts way earlier in the thread talking about how Gaijin has a huge pickup truck and manages to park it in the worst possible ways in front of the school every single day. Even though he lives within walking distance of school.

>>134113363
Yeah but trucks are more AMERICAN.
>>
>>134113336
>Gaijin-kun playing guitar
I was totin' my pack along the dusty Winnemucca road,
When along came a semi with a high an' canvas-covered load.
"If you're goin' to Winnemucca, Mack, with me you can ride."
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside.
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand.
And I said, "Listen, I've traveled every road in this here land!"

[Chorus:]
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert's bare, man.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

I've been to:
Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota,
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma,
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo,
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer.

[Chorus]

I've been to:
Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana,
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,
Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa,
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,
Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake,
Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake.

[Chorus]

I've been to:
Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika,
Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport,
Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport,
Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,
Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean-a.
>>
>>134113264
Can't unsee.
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>>134113214
pretty good anon, I think it would be better if guy jean have a confused look on the second panel instead of surprised.
>>
>>134113377
I was JUST going to post that.
>>
>onsen trip
>his classmates are curious to see if his mighty white sausage truly is bigger than the average yellow eel
>they all collapse in defeat when he takes off his towel
>"What's wrong with you guys?"
>>
stop posting you meme loving FUCKS
I need to get this Amerifag flag right.
>>
>>134113399
>Gaijin-kun playing guitar
>The first thing he plays is Wonderwall
>It's the only thing he can play
>>
>>134113385
Bigass trucks with the V8 for that matter, pickup back optional.
>>
>>134113409
Post "that"?
>>
>>134113327
No.
We get it.
>>
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>>134113437
....fucking unfortunately
>>
>>134113214
What's even the mentality behind this form of bullying? Is it supposed to imply he's dead or something?
>>
>>134113354
Even better:
>"I made some cookies for you Gaijin-kun, but they're not very good..."
>"Hell, I'll eat 'em."
>Gaijin chews
>"Fuck it, these are shit."
>>
>>134113446
Go to bed
>>
>>134113436
Just draw a burger on it and have Guy salute it.
>>
>>134113446
Yes, it was time for that.
>>
>>134113336
Texasfag who originally posted truck idea, it would just seem so out of place and is generally an American thing.
>>
>>134113366
AMERICAN JOKU!
>>
>>134113369
>>134113485
I guess that makes sense.
>>
>>134113214

shouldn't the desk getting vandalized too to give the subtle reference?
>>
>>134113377
Thanks
>>
>>134113302
>reconciles with the guy he keked
>you suck so bad at keeping your girl I made her dump you by accident, dude

Yes. So funny. White power, amirite?
>>
>>134113464
It implies that they want him dead
>>
>>134113451
see >>134113520

At least do that.
>>
>>134113366

Agreeing to go on a date and getting a phone number doesn't constitute getting swept off of her feet in any culture, it's the bare minimum that indicates romantic interest

Anyways I'm kind of tired of you making this about race, so whatever
>>
>>134113520
Gaijin-kun just thinks that's normal, because American high schools have shit like that written all over their desk.
>>
>>134113214
Seconding what >>134113520 said

Scribble some 死 on his desk or something
>>
>gaijin-kun using his chopsticks to stab food since he can't use them properly
>Hime shows him how to use them properly
>Don't tell me how to live my life
>goes back to impaling his food
>>
>>134113584
>Agreeing to go on a date and getting a phone number doesn't constitute getting swept off of her feet in any culture
>dating Glasses-kun yet she dumps him for Gaijin-kun because he asked

Are you high?
>>
>>134113599
>Starts eating basically everything besides rice with his fingers instead
>>
>>134113594
It's for the reader. If anything, a vandalized desk is more appropriate in-universe and for understanding purposes.
>>
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>>134113599
>>134113599
>>
>>134113582
>>134113596

An enemy gang leader has left a card that looks like the sort people give to each other at funerals. It simply has "Please die" written on it.

Gaijin-kun just assumes that the enemy gang leader was coming on to him.
>>
>>134113554
Not quite right. It actually implies that Gaijin will be ignored, perhaps a worse fate in Japanese culture.
>>
>>134113264
>Matthew Perry as Commodore Matthew Perry

It's too perfect to not happen!
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>>134109414
I think thats it for me tonight.
>>
>Gajin-kun, what are you doing for your birthday"?
>Oh my friends are coming up!
>2 black dudes, 2 white guys
>They get really drunk a karaoke bar
>>
>>134113302
What this entire line of conversation means is neither of you are making a good NTR joke or scenario, so it should just be dropped.

If you have bad shitty joke material, you plain just don't use it even if you put a lot of work into it.
>>
>>134113722
DELIVER'D

Thanks from original poster.
>>
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>>134113722

sleep tight, guyjean
>>
>>134113722
You did good drawfag, you did good
>>
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>>134111324
>What's gucci sensei.
Oh lawdy I need more of this STAT.
>>
>>134113722
>that expression in the third panel

It's perfect.
>>
>>134113722
goodnight and sweet dream drawfag.
>>
>>134113722
10/10
>>
>>134113722
The work you put in is good...but you really couldn't have used the original scenario?
Guy Jean is supposed to be a clueless and brash, but otherwise well-meaning guy.
This just makes him look more randomXD than his original characterization of an American Joe just doing what he thinks is normal in a foreign nation.
>>
>>134113751
>2 black dudes
>2 white guys
>and 2-3 dumb party bitches "I just smoked the wrong end of a cigarette" kind of hoes.
>>
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>>134113520
>>134113596
Okay, here.
>>
i think ill draw the valentine one, but this thread is reaching capacity....
>>
>>134113868
Post it next thread/tomorrow then
>>
>>134113868
Always tomorrow.

Just drop it on /a/ and see who picks it up.
>>
>>134113855
That's true. I'll change it before the thread dies. Hopefully.
>>
NEW THREAD
>>134113923
>>134113923
>>134113923
>>134113923
>>134113923
>>
>>134113214
Hime is so fucking cute holy shit.
>>
>Guy takes a part-time job as a waiter

That's 1290 yen plus tip.
>>
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>>134113722
>mfw /pol/ is our drawfag
>>
>>134113974
Do waiters in America actually say that? If they'd demand a tip from me they wouldn't get a cent.
>>
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>>134108936
Even in 2010-11 Big 3 was laughed out of /a/. Pork Wrangler's reputation was mostly because of his/her/its rabid defense of them.
>>
>>134111994
>"YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?"
I died
>>
>>134114028
No they don't. It's written on the receipt.
>>
>>134111324
>boku no pico
>moot come back
>>
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>>134114143
>>
>>134111324
>normie
9.5/10
>>
>>134112446
Too busy on Bianca's Smut Shack
>>
>>134113722
>Have a feeling where this is going
>Its not

You based motherfucker
>>
>>134113294
Aesthetics?
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