kyon-kun denwa

Why is she sitting like that?

>>134070382
Maybe her butt hurts.

>>134070382
Sitting in another position might cause her butt to hurt. By sitting like that, she is ensuring her butt will remain pain-free.

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We have entered an endless recursion of time.

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>>134070423
from what?

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>>134071175

>>134070366
Why is the TV so small?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little denwa thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Kyon-kun denwa girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a moeshit anime. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Haruhifag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FROM WHAT FROM WHAT FROM WHAT." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever.

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>>134071175

>>134071940
Why do you post like that?

>>134072111
Maybe his butt hurts.

nice trips.

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>>134072123
from what?

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>>134070382
Cause she wants to be a great detective like Eru. That's why she uses her amazing deductive powers to figure out that Kyon-kun's denwa is ringing and tells him about it before he even knows what's going on.

Why do I sit like this?

почему она сидит, как, что?