This is your Friday night date

>>134056813
Funny joke
She's too pretty

im calling the cops

First and foremost: I always fuck in the first date and I don't like to use rubbers.
Are you ok with it, chinese girl?

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No this is

Is she 18 yet? I'm gonna need to see some ID.

>>134056989
>this

and than rape softly

>>134056813
>girl has been my date for months
>always wears the same dress

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>>134056813
I refuse

>>134056874

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>>134056813
Wait, what happened with my original date?

>>134056813
She looks like a grown-up version of the girl from Hizashi no Naka no Real.

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Close but no

>setting me up with a dyke

Funny anon.

>>134057170
>Dating a glorified anti-malware software

>>134056813
Yes, also I'm a girl.

>>134056813
>not a blonde
I don't think so, sir.

Can we skip the date and get straight to the facesitting cunnilingus?

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>>134056813
FUCK NOPE!

No Asuka, no life!

Joke's on you, faggot
>implying any girl would ever agree to go on a date with me

>>134056874
Well, she's canon in love with her autistic teacher. With this taste in men, everything is possible.

>>134056813
we've dated long enough
marry me

The mass of spaghetti collapses into a black hole, consuming the Earth.

>>134056813
My mom said this blind date was going to be a guy. She's really trying hard to make me not gay but it will never work.

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Anyone else get into orchestra + trumpet/brass instruments after this show? I fucking love Reina.

And uh this is my deito... Look at how happy she is to see me.

>>134064550
I picked up the trumpet again casually. This show made me remember that trumpet privilege was a real thing.

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>>134056813
It's Saturday where I live. You lied about my date

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>>134064550
Got back into orchestral music and finally got around to fixing my clarinet so I'll start practicing again. All thanks to Hibike

>>134064550
I was really into band during middle and high school so it was more like bringing back that part of myself I haven't touched on in years. I'd pick trumpet back up but I can never get the convenience to make that kind of noise.

>>134057127
>implying I don't wear the same clothes all time

That's part of the reason I'll never go on a date. Fucking getting dressed up for some slut when I can just fap to superior 2d.

She won't like me, she's too much of a bitch.

>>134056989
Oh wait she's not Japanese? Dropped

>>134056813
> Friday night date
> moderfucking gorgeus kawaii Kousaka

Fuck the police! Fuck the law!
I'd fuck her! With or without her consent

>>134064550
>>134065016
>>134065173
>>134065224

http://webm.host/b5fc9/vid.webm

>>134056813
I rather have her friend.

>>134065679
Nice.

>>134056813
But it's already saturday. I demand a refund.

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>>134056813

>>134056813
fuck off faggot give me the fluff

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[x] lick armpits