JoJo Thread

That's nice OP. One problem, THE FUCKING PASTEBIN!

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>>133905629
http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi

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I'll show him my Scary Monster.

>>133905451
She looks like a fucking Meat Spray, look at that jawline.

>>133905451
That's a man

>>133905910
Where do you think we are

Inverse Annasui

>>133905861
I'll show you the 「truth!」
7 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1

>>133906731
wow haha

that's even funnier than the last 29 times you posted that

truly epic dude

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>>133906731
forced meme

>>133906759
What's funny bout a part ranking?

>>133906849
How shit it is.

>>133905451
What the fuck, both Johnny and Gyro look more feminine than her, and Gyro has a fucking beard

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>>133905910
don't diss best girl, dud

>>133906872
Oh so it is funny.

Let me guess yours..
4 > 2 > 7 > 1 > 3 > 6 > 5

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>>133906884
araki likes his man moe
and his woman manly and badass
but she has her moments as well

>>133906961
Nice try memelord, but that wasn't even close.
7 > 5 > 4 > 6 > 1 > 3 > 2

Reminder that part 7 is SHIT
>least amount of interesting characters since Phantom Blood
>worst JoJo, crippled faggot with hidden edgy side
>plot is literally nonsense about races and collecting Jesus parts
>worst stand battles, muh nails, muh balls
>Za Warudo fanservice to the max

>>133907170
Meme Lord implies sovereignty over memes.

>>133907217
All wrong

>>133907217
>>133907217
Actualy I agree about johnny and zawarudo, but overall 7 is second best

>>133906905
>best girl
>exists in the same part as Lucy
Sorry bub, not possible

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>women have more body fat than women
Will we ever get a good Part 5 translation?

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How the fuck do you get six years in prison for Kidnapping?
Lightning Mcqueen got five and he was sentenced for murder.

>>133907467
It will be adapted before Shizuka finish.

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Who is hyped for Silver Chariot Requiem ?

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Is this canon?

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Shinjiteru ze!

>>133907501
Women tend to get higher prison sentences than men for certain crimes although I think it has more to do with Araki not knowing dick about the American prison system.

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>>133908022
Shinjiteru yo!

>>133907217
Honestly, this is true. The art is nice but really SBR was mediocre.

>>133908703
In that case, what's your favourite part?
Inb4: Diamond is Unbreakable

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Imagine the Part 4 closing starting with Jonathan, Speedwagon, and Zeppeli walking in a white void with a trail following them going along with the music. After a few seconds Jonathan and Zeppeli dissolve into the air and Speedwagon grows older while still walking and Joseph, Caesar, and Lisa Lisa walk on and start walking with Speedwagon. After a few seconds of that Speedwagon, Caesar, and Lisa Lisa dissolve and Joseph grows old. Jotaro, Kakyoin, Avdol, Iggy, and Polnareff come and join Joseph. After a few seconds Avdol, Iggy, and Kakyoin dissolve. Polnareff runs ahead off the screen. Jotaro and Joseph remain and they age and change to their Part 4 designs. Josuke, Okuyasu, Koichi, and Rohan then come and join Joseph and Jotaro. End.

hey kewl, you can put the chapter up on batoto at anytime now

>>133908992
Shut up

>>133908992
haha

>>133908992
don't know who that is, but if by chance you aren't aware, there's no jojolion this month

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>>133908887
that'd be beautiful

>>133909067
Would Johnny have killed Gyro during their first meeting if it let him walk again?

>>133909067
darn

>>133909109
assuming you didn't mean that for me, but i would say probably
>>133909113
we're getting a rohan chapter in december though

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>>133909109
Didn't mean to quote, but the question still stands.

>>133908882
Its fucking stupid to argue that DiU isn't the best.
It's leagues above any other part.

>>133909187
>Some of the worst stands in the entire series
>Extremely forgettable characters and minor villains
>Unanswered questions right and left, along with a bunch of dropped subplots
>Rushed ending
It's not even better than part Five.

>>133909228
Now now, we're not talking about part 5

>>133909109
Johnny would've let all of America plow his ass if it let him walk again, he definitely would've killed Gyro in that circumstance.

>>133909228
Good job describing literally every part

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>>133909187
>it's stupid to argue with my opinion
part 4 is possibly my favorite part, but c'mon man

>>133909328
Every part except one. Phantom Blood confirmed for best.

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So each jojo is coming into EOH at a different point in their Part's story. Josuke's coming in after Shigechi got killed, Old Joseph and Jotaro come in after killing DIO, etc. How does Johnny fit in? Gyro's dead from his perspective and Valentine's still alive, so is he from an alternate universe where Valentine wasn't a cunt and kept his word about not shooting Johnny?

>>133909109
Yes.

>>133909455
well there's the shot of Johnny kneeling by the sea side talking to Jonathan and Valentine tossing him the gun, so I think this is probably some kind of alternate universe, yeah

>>133909455
If that's the case, this Valentine might not actually be a villain at all.

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i want to cum deep into johnny until he cries and thanks me

>>133909228
The first two are completely wrong. Best part is 7 though.
SBR even though was meant to be something totally different is the best part.

>Spin
>Barely any punch ghosts
>Character development
>Antagonist that actually makes the reader and protagonists doubt who is right
>The most satisfying ORA ORA ORA of the entire series due to the lack of it
>Deepest side characters

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>>133910430
He probably wouldn't even feel it if you fucked him.

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>>133910621
What I'm worried about is if Johnny's anal glands don't work and I end up with shit all over my dick.

>>133910621
I think we had discussion over this subject last month

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>>133910621
>>133910430
>>133910940
ENOUGH.

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>>133910940
>implying you don't want a flustered johnny shitting himself and crying about the whole situation my dick would still be hard

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>>133911231
Go to church.

It's fucking coming guys I can feel it in my soul.

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>>133911231
>>>/trash/

>>133911359
You shouldn't be cumming from your soul.
You may want to see a doctor about that.

Pesci Roadagain will be defeated by Joshu.

>>133907505
She stopped anyway.

>>133910215
>Implying Valentine was ever a villain

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>>133913126
>Implying there are any villians in Jojo at all.

>>133913269
What about Kira?

>>133913375
He did nothing wrong, he was freeing his community of sluts and whores.

>>133913375
He just wants to live a peaceful life Anon, that's not evil at all.

>>133913269
Dio was a straight up cunt that tried to take over the world

>>133909455
>>133909990
>>133913126
>Valentine tossed the gun
>Valentine attacks HEAVEN DIO
>Valentine might not be a cunt this time

I know it's kinda cheap but damn I am hyped for president Valentine fighting along side of Jojo for JUSTICE

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>>133913421
He was trying to achieve Heaven. Not his fault some cunt he never met was to weak to control her stand when Plankton and a dog can.

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>>133913421
>implying you wouldn't want him to rule the world

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>>133913440
He was always on the side of JUSTICE, JoJo's are the bad guys

>>133913404
>>133913406
Diavolo...?

>>133913126
He was never a villain, he just fucked up in needlessly antagonizing the wrong people.

>>133913553
Diavolo has autism, he wasn't evil he just didn't understand what was happening and his stand reflects that.

>Second season of Part 6 anime
>new opening plays
>SAI! WA NAGERARETA SUSUMU SHIKA NAI!

>>133913553
Paranoia rotted his brain to the core.

Which BroJo got it the worst? Some died while others either became a turtle or lives with a monster dad

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Pucci was too pure for this world. May Gay Priest's will live on and return in sbrverse as the new hope for the blessing of the gates of Heaven to open to all humanity in the form of destiny.

>>133913897
Shigechi

Haven't read much of Jojo in a while. Does part 8 have a main antagonist yet?

>>133913897
Iggy

>>133913897
F.F got it pretty bad. She pretty much got what she feared the most and she was removed from the universe due to Pucci's bullshit.

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>>133913440
>>133913491
>Valentine helps jojo's
>kicks Heaven DIO's ass
>Suddenly, BETRAYAL
>takes all the corpse parts and dio's diary for himself.
>"FINALLY WITH THIS I CAN ACHIEVE SOMETHING GREATER THAN HEAVEN! I WILL ACHIEVE [AMERICA]!"
>Goes full heaven valentine, but instead of gold, he is covered in stars and stripes
>Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: Under God

>>133914135
>Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: Under God
>Not Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price: Trademark Suck Dicks

http://strawpoll.me/6087126
How long before the proxy?

>>133914135
I would be beyond okay with this. We need a「World of Stars and Stripes」.

>>133914135
>The World Over Heaven
>D4C Under God

Clever cunt.

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Would DIO's MiH be different from Pucci's since The World was going to be originally used instead of his bone?

>>133914379
Well if Eyes of Heaven is canon, The World Over Heaven is DIO's Maid in Heaven.

How they differ in ability is yet to be seen.

>>133913897
>Which BroJo got it the worst?
Two answers.
>Who had the most miserable end-of-life?
FF has to take the cake here, if we assume plankton suffering is roughly comparable to human suffering. Part 6 was fucking brutal, and she was the team's tank.

>Whose death was the most tragic?
Gyro was pretty awful. Didn't finish the race, didn't get to save Marcu, got roasted by Jesus so probably went to hell, never got to see Johnny walk or lose, and Markuu died of a fucking cold anyway.

>>133914379
DIO's MiH is the silver stand behind DIO. Damn dude you've got it.

>>133914447
They didn't have to die but those are really good picks

>>133907996
Apparently the 36 "whatever" thing is incorporated into EoH

I'd actually want to see Jorge in EoH with Kars as a partner because Jorge got screwed over in the main series

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>>133914016
Not yet. We've been learning a lot more about Rock Humans though, we've seen alt-Josuke's hamburger patty pomp and apparently this young man is fucking the hottest girl in the Higashikata family.

I want to have sex with Pucci.

>>133914551
>and apparently this young man is fucking the hottest girl in the Higashikata family.
daiya isn't even on that page you fag

>>133914551
Is it me or has Araki's linework in Part 8 been really bad so far?

>>133914551
I just had a thought.
Didnt that thing that showed rock people's life cycle show that they turn into troll like creatures when they reach maturity?

That would explain why this fucker is so weird looking. What if he is a really old rock person and actually knows what the fuck is going on?

>>133913897
>Which BroJo got it the worst?
Hard to say.

Part of me wants to say Okuyasu, since he never had it good until Josuke and even then he still has to deal with some shit like his dad-and it never breaks him.

Then you've got people like Gyro and Bruno, who died before they got to see their goal. Bruno was pretty bad, because he was forced to live past his death.

Then there's Polnareff, who went through hell getting to Egypt (causing Avdol to die twice), only to get into more shit in Italy that cost him his legs and eye and eventually his body.

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>>133914559

>>133914559
I want Dio to leave.

>>133914622
To be fair, he's not even the weirdest looking motherfucker on that page. We just aren't used to him.

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>>133914263
>「World of Stars and Stripes」.
anon pls
my dick can only get so erect

Steel ball run has been fun thus far.

"those are parts of a saint! "

And it so clearly Jesus because of the hole in the hand

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbgJy5mXfA

>2:05 onwards

Who is part 3's brojo?

Anyone got the video link of Mr.President attacking DIO?

>>133915779
Kakyoin.

>>133907042
All aboard the ruse cruise

>>133907387
whats first best then?

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>>133905451
I made something awful in a random skype call.

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>>133915779
Avdol was Joseph's brojo
Kakyoin was Jotaro's brojo
Polnareff was also Jotaro's brojo, but went long term
Iggy was Pol's brojo

>>133915816

what do yall think of part 6?

>>133913440
He did threaten Jonathan about going after the corpse
That's probably why he attacked HEAVEN DIO. Remember, in SBR he said he'd never let lowlife scum get the corpse, and that is how he probably views DIO: Lowlife scum using it for selfish shitty reasons.

Valentine was never evil. JOHNNY FUCKING ADMITTED THAT VALENTINES GOALS AND VIEWS WERE MORE RIGHTEOUS THAN HIS OWN.

>>133915744
Why did he jumped? there's nothing much Jotaro can do if the enemy jumps before the timestop.

Why is Diego so perfect?

>>133914551
He's not fucking Daiya tho

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>valentinefags

>>133916266
Besides train guy and almost raping lucy name one ONE bad thing that can't be justified

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>>133916266
>kirafags

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>mfw just finished part 6

What the absolute fuck

>>133916353
When he dojane'd a guy for liteally no reason
He killed Gyro, his cause was as honest as his.

>>133916431
are you mad?

>>133907048
Why a villian of the week character (mariah) was chosen over her for EOH I may never know, it doesn't even make any sense.

>>133916507
Because her ability is more interesting and fun.

Speedwagon shouldn't be playable

His job in both phantom blood, BT, and post humorously is to assist the main characters and provide info and resources for them. His concept on every level would make him better as a stage hazard or a menu character.

The spot should have gone to Bruford & Tarkus as a single character, likee how speedwagon is both himself and his two mugger pals

>>133916606
Yeah, this.

>>133916507
>>133916606
>>133916660
Because waifufags responded to her popularly with the anime
Same with N'doul.

Because of the anime

>>133916468
No, not really. I mean I've been spoiled countless times that the universe was going to be rebooted. But even knowing that I can still barely comprehend...THAT. I mean I know everyone here knows about it already but I feel like I need to type it out for myself just so I can understand better.

>Pucci's big idea of [Heaven] is everyone knowing what happens before it actually happens but no knows WHY they know what's going to happen so they might just ignore it anyway. gg Pucci
>He basically did that one thing from that episode of Futurama where they traveled forward through time to reset the universe
>He makes a quick stop in prison to make sure he kills Emporio

and then Jotaro and Jolyne are replaced by lookalikes? because they died in the old universe? Or were there two people who looked exactly like Jotaro and Jolyne in the old universe that also visited that prison?

And then when Emporio killed Pucci instead of just stopping time from accelarating it creates some kind of time Paradox? And as a result [Stairway to Heaven] makes a random new universe instead?

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>>133916650
>not wanting to throw hats with blades at someone

>>133916686
> Because of the anime

Fuck off. I read the manga and played the Capcom fighter.

>>133916747
You main Kung Lao in Mortal Kombat, don't you?

>>133916747
That's cool an all but conceptually he's just not fit for a playable character even if you have a move set for him.

>>133916706
From what I know:

>and then Jotaro and Jolyne are replaced by lookalikes? because they died in the old universe?
if they died during the acceleration of the universe, since there is no one to use that fate anymore in the next universe, fate simply created those fakes to carry it out anyway.

and with Pucci dying when time was accelerated, fate couldn't replace him because he was going to be the fun to interact with it so simply like you said, created a random universe.

>>133916820
If they can come up with a moveset that works then the character is plenty suitable for playability.

>>133916757
Good for you! But those two are only in because of their jump in popularity due to the anime

>>133907217
It has the hottest women though.

>>133916025
Battle Tendency of course. Brisk pace, interesting battles, best Jojo.

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>>133916686
Well they got the wrong waifu. Anyways it's just disappointing that you can't have these two reunite for round 2 against Funny Valentine

>>133916431
women are bad at things.

>>133916420
>meets his Kosaku self
>Kira: [thoughts] My god. His face. His face! It's even more unremarkable than mine. Fortunate bastard. I hope you choke on your favorite meal and die!

Hot pants could have cool abilities, like creating weapons, transforming your partner.

>>133916992
You quoted me as if I only wanted to play Mariah or N'Doul because I watched the anime, which isn't true.

I couldn't care less the actual reasons they added them into EOH.

>>133913440
Of course Valentine is going to be a cunt. The heroes are composed of Eurofags and Japs as are the villains who are even more hideous because they have a trio of half-naked Mesoamerican savages on staff. Johnny is the only other real American character and the two of them hate each other.

Which unfortunate Playable Character will be the first to discover Part 8 Josuke's quadruple threat?

>>133917440
>Weather
>Pucci
>Jolyne
>Hermes

>Not American

>>133917480
Jolyne, and it'll probably be somehow be Joshuu's fault

>>133917491
3 of those people are Italian Infiltrators!

>>133917356
But no, instead of adding best girl/best support we get Fanservice Diego....why.

>>133913916
>gays
>Heaven

No.

>>133917595
If you're born in America, raised in America, and raised around American culture you are a fucking American.

>>133907217
>plot is literally nonsense
What manga do you think you are reading m8?

>>133917621
Because the second Diego doesn't require much extra work while still being a completely different character.

>>133917480
I bet he won't be a big part of the story

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>>133909228
>there are people literally this retarded you share this general with
what an embarrassment

>>133917621
>best girl
That's not Yasuho.

>>133909328
Why are you here?

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Which team is going to win the tournament?

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>>133917853
We don't have her either.

>>133917972
Gylene of course

>>133917972
>2 Jotaros

Are you sure this is the AI tourny? This seems like the popularity poll.

>>133918081
It's the AI tourney. Jotaro/Kakyoin and Jotaro/DIO were the highest voted pairings so they got a free pass to the finals.

>>133918102
Japanese fans continue to ruin everything

>>133918102
But they even had to sit a character out due to lack of slots

>>133917972
DIOThan, pls.
Don't fuck this up, Japan.

>>133918131
That's what you say but if you made a poll for only the western fans then the same fujo stuff would win.

>>133918204
Fair enough

If the two Josuke's were available when the poll was up, that's what I would've voted for

>>133917991
Yeah, it's bullshit. My biggest problem with the roster.

>>133912578
But Joushu is in a drain pipe currently. Hato will reveal her Stand and it'll look like she'll win but she'll actually job and Josuke will throatpunch him and the status quo shall return.

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Guys, don't tell me that's the complete roster.
Heh, they can't leave "New Pucci" out of the tournament, right? That would be idiotic, right? They ARE gonna pull another one of those (actually 3 more characters) twists right?

FF...
Yasuho...
Some fucking randy...
There IS gonna be another announcement?
Right?

>>133918345
It might be final for now, but Yasuho and FF haven't been confirmed as sub chars nor as playables yet (I think).

They actually might be free DLC characters, best case scenario

>>133918345
>Joseph, Jotaro, and Josuke get to hang out with their dead friends
>Giorno only gets Bruno, who was pretty much a zombie for a time anyway so it doesn't really count

There's a reason they call it Requiem.

>>133918423
If anything, they'll add a nerfed Heaven DIO as a DLC character.

>>133917972
Mista + Giorno or Jotaro + Kak because they definitely fixed Kira vs Giorno + Mista to let them through.

>>133918724
>Gio and Mista fight was fixed
Wait what? How was it fixed? I didn't notice anything outside of the ordinary.

>>133918809
>Kira near full health
>Giorno 1 hit left
>Stands still doing nothing until GER fires
>Continues to not fight back
>Dies

>>133918835
Part 4 Jotaro was pretty much the same way in his match against Trish/Bruno, Diego did almost all of the work there.

I think it's just that some characters have horrible AI.

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Check it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKWNr_FrFY

Joseph this time.

>>133919268
Good fucking job, fagg-
>Exactly zero 4s in the entire #
Oh, well done I suppose.

>>133919268
>Not even a single 4
Lucky Mista

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>>133919294

>>133919268
The sum of the numbers is 42.

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>>133919290
>both Josephs 'oh no!'ing together

Good shit

>>133919651
I don't suppose you have the Joseph version of that pic?

>>133919724
Not on my own computer at the moment otherwise I would, sorry anon

>>133918869
they are programmed to let part 5 character win, even Fugo was only eliminated because he poisoned himself on his stand.

>>133908887
>imagine if part 4 ending being 90% not part 4 characters

not gonna happen

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>>133919724
Here you go, anon

JoJo generals are nothing but /v/ now.
God, fuck off with your stupid videogames.

>>133910566
>Antagonist that actually makes the reader and protagonists doubt who is right

What kind of idiot ever thought Valentine might be in the right?

By the time we learn about his vaguely noble goals he's already murdered a subordinate for being sick and then not two volumes later tries to rape a teenage girl.

You guys overrated the shit out of Part 7. Like all the other parts, it was very good, but I wouldn't even consider it top 3. Started and ended with a bang but for the most part it dragged quite a bit and going from large casts to 2 main characters was a big damper.

It was a step up from 6 and a better "version" of 1 (not that I thought about it that way too much), but 2-5 were easily more entertaining. Johnny and Gyro were more complex and well written characters and I can understand appreciating that aspect, but yeah overall entertainment this part was no where near as good as people hype it up to be for me.

>>133920094
depends on what entertains you, anon.

>>133920210
Honestly I feel like there must be a divide among the fanbase with part 7 (possibly 8 too for that matter) and previous parts, it lacked much of what made me love the previous parts yet that same thing seems to be why everyone considers it the best. It just seemed less... Jojo. Which I guess makes sense being that from what I understand it originally wasn't a Jojo story. I think he should have kept it that way, but using all those references from the start was dumb since obviously it could end up no other way but being considered a Jojo story.

That said I have to give credit to Araki for being able to switch gears like that and make a completely different story than what he had been doing for years. But I think he would have been better off letting Stone Ocean be the finale and moving on to doing a new series not at all related to Jojo.

>>133912810
She was slowing down anyway. She apparently got asked to stop the part 5 translation because there is more demand for a good translation for it than other parts and Viz apparently plans to keep riding the Jojo train.

>>133916070
Hehe

>>133920300
>It just seemed less... Jojo.
Well, who besides Araki could say what defines Jojo? He's said that Jojo was about praising the human spirit, not wacky action, fashion or punchghosts thought.

And SBR was always meant to be a JJBA part, he said it in an interview at the end of part 6, "Jojo will continue".

>>133920502
>And SBR was always meant to be a JJBA part, he said it in an interview at the end of part 6, "Jojo will continue".

Maybe it was just a meme that SBR wasn't originally meant to be Jojo, it seems like I've read that almost everywhere though.

>>133920550
It wasn't originally written as a JoJo part, but when the names "Joestar" and "Zeppeli"are thrown around in the first few chapters, and not to long after we get a talk about "Curses" that give people strange, supernatural powers...

Did Jojolion get taken off of Batoto? Where else can it be read?

>>133920550
people don't know better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2UklisoYPY
at 6:19, he says, "the serie will continue".

>>133920607
You need to make an account to read.
No JJL chapter this month.

Whichever one fits your situation.

>>133920645
What? Since when does Batoto require accounts to read?

>>133920675
Not him, but since recently, I had the same issue the other day but I made an account and have been god since.

>>133920675
About a month? Maybe less.

>>133920710
>have been god since
kek, mean good since

>>133920710
DIO, you suck dicks at disguises

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Hey guys I'm doing a Jojo survey, pls answer:

>most useful stand
>least useful stand
>which stand would you pick to eliminate ISIS
>which stand would you pick if you were a terrorist
>which Jojo would you like to pick to be the sidekick of to save the world
>which sidekick would you pick to save the world with
>who is the best potential wife
>who is the best potential husband
>would you rather work for Dio or help the Joestars
>if you had to die like one of the characters, which death would you pick (please spoiler this)
>you have to play against d'arby, which game do you pick

>>133920959
>>which stand would you pick if you were a terrorist
There should only be one answer here.

>>133920997
tusk?

>>133920959

>Heavens Door
>Tower of Gray
>King Crimson or The World, although I'd like to see the Pillar Men take them out
>Golden Experience Requiem, duh
>Joseph or Josuke, Giorno as well.
>Gyro, of course.
>Erina or Holly.
>Jonathan
>Depends, if you work with Dio you're certified dead, but with the Joestars if you die, your death will be very gruesome.
>Something quick and painless, like Avdol
>Fighting them would be certain death, so anything i say here is death.

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>>133917972
PetKars all day everyday.

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>>133920959
>Harvest
>Superfly
>Whitesnake
>Killer Queen
>Josuke
>Gyro
>Suzie Q
>Jonathan
>Joestars
>Rohan If that's cheating, Avdol
>100% Orange Juice

>>133916025
the /a/non you asked there

Jolyne>brokeback mountain>your regular life in duwang>New york Jojo>jojo the first>guys going from point a to b and kicking everything along the way>gangstar

basically
Jolyne, hermes, ff, pucci before and after, Anasui, Jotaro who isn't boring prick, weather report, catfights, disney characters coming back to life>
> Gyro, top tier Dio raptile Diego, Steelwagon, Hot pants, Lucy, Ringo, Magenta, Fat people turning sex gods, awesome art, dinosaurs, western theme, gyro jokes>
> best hair, best boy, best jojo main song (crazy diamond), Kira and his romance, hair yandere, UFO, Rohan, cats, duwang is additional value>
> Joseph isn't most popular jojo without the reason (even if not for me), Lisa Lisa, Tequila, German science, Suzi a Qute, more speedwagon>
> It was just decent, had Speedwagon, second best Zeppeli, second best Dio>
> final was really good for a regular shounen, trolling with abdul's death, Dio stopping time just to move Polnareff down a few stairs, Mariah, oingo boingo, gambler Darby, Hol horse, Roses, overall just too long>
> Hermit purple design, Buccelati, Trish Una, Doppio, Polnareff living a life in turtle

>>133917972
Was it explained why Pucci was placed on that peg at the end?

>>133921266
There was no one for him to fight so he's out of the tournament.

>>133921290
Fight alongside, that is.

>>133920959
>hierophant green
>survivor
>toy soldiers kek
>D4C
>Bruno or Okuyasu
>Tomoko
>Giorno
>Joestars easy
>a meaningful death like bruno
>pokemon, he can't handle my competitve setup

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>>133920959
>Whitesnek
>Superfly
>Silver Chariot with an angry Polnareff
>Killer Queen
>Gyro
>Reimi
>Josuke
>Joestars
>Pic related
>Minefield Mahjong (Kaiji 3)

>>133921333
Shit, missed one.

>which Jojo would you like to pick to be the sidekick of to save the world
GER Giorno

>>133920959
>most useful stand
Gold Experience Requiem. Excluding Requiem effects? Probably White snake
>least useful stand
There is no such thing as a useless stand!
DIOpasta aside, probably Superfly
>which stand would you pick to eliminate ISIS
Either Hierophant Green or Manhattan Transfer. Although going Heavy Weather and turning the entirety of ISIS into snails would be hilarious.
>which stand would you pick if you were a terrorist
Either Tusk or Notorious BIG
>which Jojo would you like to pick to be the sidekick of to save the world
Jonathan. I want to learn how to be a true gentleman. Plus hamon's cool, yo.
>which sidekick would you pick to save the world with
Okuyasu. There are many things that need to be erased.
>who is the best potential wife
Depending on her psychosis levels Yukako. Erina would be nice if she was a little less submissive, though.
>who is the best potential husband
Joseph, probably. Never a dull moment, and Holly turned out alright.
>would you rather work for Dio or help the Joestars
Valentine. We need to make America great again.
>if you had to die like one of the characters, which death would you pick (please spoiler this)
Gyro may have been a dirty terrorist, but he's going to Valhalla.
Fuck your spoilers.
>you have to play against d'arby, which game do you pick
Depends on which d'arby.
Daniel? Liars dice with D20's. I'd probably lose, but it'd be fun as fuck to see how far we can bluff each other out.
Terrance? Dissidia. Via Dolorosa spam, bitch.

>>133920048
Contribute to make it not /v/ then you stupid fat fucking neckbeard

>>133920959
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Thoth
Gold Experience Requiem
Heavy Weather
Jotaro
Jolyne
Trish
Johnathan
Joestars
Speedwagon, from old age while rich
Assuming its Younger then I'd go for Pokemon since he has no way to cheat in it and would probably have a shit team

>>133920959
>Whitesnake
>Cheap Trick
>The World
>Grean Day
>Giorno
>Abbacchio
>Jolyne
>Jhonny
>I would help the Joestars.
>I would like to die from an old age like Lisa Lisa died.
>no matter what I pick, I'm done for.

>>133921649
Lisa Lisa is still alive m8

>>133922755
>year is 201X
>Universe 2
>Lisa Lisa is still alive

uh huh

>>133922862
>Hamon User
>MiH didnt kill the universe

>>133920959
>Heaven's Door
>Anubis. What'll a possessing sword be good for in real life?
>Love Train. Force put them back in their own land, any attempts at shooting me while trying to put them back in mudland will result in them shooting each other
>Killer Queen. Send SHA to rampage one city at a time until it's all clear.
>Jotaro. Stoic, but very perceptive and stopping time is too neat.
>Yasuho
>Jonathan no question.
>Help the Joestars. Screw flesh buds and being on watch constantly by his other minions.
>Avdol. Being disintegrated to feel no pain would be quick and painless.
>Gamber? Then Guess Who. Gamer? Smash Bros. for Wii U.

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> favorite artist draw a FF fanart while commenting he still hopes she will get in EoH

it hurts.

Google translating japanese reviews of SBR is pretty funny

>They become the setting of Jojo of the world of parallel world, it has become the thing that it is not a "Jojo", "Jojo".
In American horse race called Steel Ball Run, it depicts the growth of the hero of Jonyi.

>Arere, gyro if you noticed not a completely thugs! Allais that you might remark, but ... cartoon Araki teacher is like happy, such as lonely that has become easier visually very reading.

I started reading part 4 but then they announced the anime. Should i keep reading or just wait for the anime?

>>133917480
Josuke.

>>133923203
Just read it. It's not going to be out for a long while.

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Anyone catch this in yesterday's Osomatsu?

If you don't watch it, OnoD voices that character

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>mfw still waiting patently for the yuri drawfag from a couple weeks ago to finish the Jolyne x femAnasui pic

>>133923203
David Production made some major changes to who was in charge of the Part 3 anime, and it would up not being as good as the manga at all. (Unlike the first two Parts which were BETTER.) I don't have a ton of faith Part 4 will be as good either, so just read the manga for the better JoJo experience. Not trying to be all manga elitist or anything, I just had way more fun reading than watching Part 3 and would recommend just reading the rest of the JoJo.

Part 4 was actually my favorite part overall.

>>133923292
>>133923423
thanks, I'll continue reading it. What's the best place to read them? Is there a fully colored part 4? I liked the few colored chapters I've read so far

>>133905451
>draw a man
>call it a girl
bravo oh bravo, Araki

>>133923666
nice trips, Satan

>>133923624
Batoto

>>133907527
I wonder if you'll actually end up in a different character's body and you still have your original moveset. It would probably be way too wonky though.

>>133913553
Diavolo was he least evil of them all.
He only killed those two fags since they where trying to kill him first.
Fuck Trish too, she was orphaned for a reason.

>sells drugs
>doomed to die for all eternity

>>133920959
>Whitesnake
>Cheap Trick
>Made in Heaven
>Killer Queen
>Joseph
>Gyro
>Jolyne
>Pucci
>Joestars
>Gyro
>Pokemon BW metagame

I wish Jojo threads didn't reek of cross-boarders so heavily

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>>133923298
Didn't make this myself, but yeah I only realised the other day they were both voiced by him since they sound so different. Interesting to hear him voice someone who's the complete opposite of Jotaro.

>>133917402
>You quoted me

He didn't.

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>>133920959
Whiteo Snakeu
SuperFly
Achtung Baby or King Crimson
Survivor
Josuke would make it fun.
Jolyne, no question.
Fat Valentine or Weather Report.
Neither, but at least the Joestars don't try to murder people.
Devoured by Santana.
Street fighter II or Chess, you can't cheat in Chess.

>>133920959
>Crazy Diamond or maybe Harvest
>Sex Pistols
>Bad Company
>KILLAH QWEEN
>Young Joseph would be amazing
>Okuyasu or maybe Polnareff
>Mariah when she's not lusting over DIO's vampire cock
>Kira
>GO AHEAD, MISTUR JOSTUR
>Kars' "death" by space
>Dr. Mario vs mode

>>133920959
heavens door
superfly
weather report
weather report
gappy
gyro
narancia
narancia
joestars
lisa lisa
TTT2

Guys, do we have local multiplayer in EoH? Like playing in a team with a friend or be his/her enemy?

>>133925340
Similarly, I wonder if the storymode can be co-oped?

2015 is the year of miracles.
>EOH
>Guts FINALLY gets off the boat
>SDC Finale
>Devilman vs 009
>Parasyte
>Hiroyuki saves 4chan
>Part 4 anime adaption confirmed

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>yfw WB announces they're dubbing Eyes of Heaven

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>>133926727
>no dual audio

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>>133916747
>that image

hngh

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>>133917972
>no part 4 characters

>>133907996
reminder that anything using Jorge Joestar instead of George Joestar II is automatically not canon

>>133916650
>post humerously

>>133927746
Honestly I have to admit. As much as I love speedwagon, him being playable makes about as much sense as if making Straizo playable.

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>>133920959
>Gold Experience Requiem
>probably Notorious B.I.G., pretty nice effect but you're dead
>just unleash Silver Chariot Requiem or the aforementioned Notorious B.I.G. on them
>Notorious B.I.G. if I was a suicide bomber, Heavy Weather otherwise for maximum terror factor
>Joseph, or Josuke if Joseph is too old
>F.F.
>Yasuho cuz she's so sweet and cute
>probably Jonathan
>Joestars, mainly because I'm not 100% gay
>Bruno, if only to come back as a revenant of pure willpower
>Russian Roulette

Why so little JoJo yuri, though?

>>133917972
hoping for Mista x Gio, but i'd be fine with Jolyne x Gyro

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>>133927964
Mah nigga

>>133920550
to be clear on what happened here

the publisher said "Jojo has gone on too long, end it and start something new"

Araki goes "if you say so," ends part 6, then starts a "spiritual successor to Jojo" called Steel Ball Run

it has throwbacks to Jojo as easter eggs for the fans, or so Araki says

a few volumes in, Araki goes "psych, it was Jojo part 7 all along!"

the only people who really thought it was a new franchise were the publishers

>>133920959
>>most useful stand
Crazy Diamond
>>least useful stand
Superfly
>>which stand would you pick to eliminate ISIS
Gold Experience Requiem
>>which stand would you pick if you were a terrorist
Survivor
>>which Jojo would you like to pick to be the sidekick of to save the world
Josuke, as long as we both have Crazy Diamond.
>>which sidekick would you pick to save the world with
Rohan. Heaven's Door would be a great support Stand. Just write "You cannot die" inside my face.
>>who is the best potential wife
Holly.
>>who is the best potential husband
Josuke or Part 3 Polnareff.
>>would you rather work for Dio or help the Joestars
Joestars. Dio is fated to lose.
>>if you had to die like one of the characters, which death would you pick (please spoiler this)
Iggy. I'd die protecting my loved ones.
>>you have to play against d'arby, which game do you pick
I probably have the best chance against Terrence in Mario Kart 8.

>>133920959
>Most Useful
GER
>Least Useful
Lock
>vs ISIS
Bohemian Rhapsody (let's see those fuckers try to attack world heritage sites now)
>as a terrorist
Notorious BIG
>Jojo sidekick
Gio
>Bro-jo sidekick
Bruno
>best wife
LUCY MOTHERFUCKING STEEL
>best husband
Part 3 Polnareff
>Dio slave or Joestar bud
Joestars obv
>death
Narancia - instantaneous, but with the feeling of finally finding somewhere i belong
>d'arby game
NBA Jam: Tournament Edition

>>133923789
>only killed those two fags
every person who died as a result of any of his criminal enterprises is blood on his hands

Joseph Joestar video posted 8 hours ago:
https://youtu.be/5rKWNr_FrFY

>>133920959
>>most useful stand
GER

>>least useful stand
Superfly

>>which stand would you pick to eliminate ISIS
Weather Report.

>>which stand would you pick if you were a terrorist
Weather Report

>>which Jojo would you like to pick to be the sidekick of to save the world
Jolyne

>>which sidekick would you pick to save the world with
Mista

>>who is the best potential wife
Trish

>>who is the best potential husband
Jonathan

>>would you rather work for Dio or help the Joestars
Joestars

>>if you had to die like one of the characters, which death would you pick (please spoiler this)
Narancia (Quick, painless, and out of nowhere.

>>you have to play against d'arby, which game do you pick
MAHVEL BABY.

>>133928687
>Pulling weapons out of one's ass is a mechanic

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>>133928946
They don't call him the Asspull JoJo for nothing.

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>>133929080
>even his old version throws a barrel of coal tar outta nowhere in ASB

>>133928874
>trish best wife
what on earth could this be based on

>>133910566
>it have the best Dio

>>133929080
Fuck you, Carlos.

>>133928874

>implying Narancias death was painless

Uh. No?

>>133929408
yeah it was, it occurred during KC, so she just went from 0 to dead seemingly instantaneously. never even processed it

>>133929155
It seems like she mellowed out after she became a pop star. We've all been angsty teens.

>not wanting to die like Erina

>>133929646
>not wanting to die like Ringo
>he doesn't believe in a True Man's World

>>133929441
>she

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>>133929441
>she

>>133929646
>life flashes as you die
>your first kiss was stolen from you in the childhood equivalent of rape
>when you tried to wipe it off, the attacker brutally beat you
>finally reunite and get married to your childhood sweetheart
>on your honeymoon, your rapist, who is now a vampire, kills your husband, cuts his head off, and steals his body
>you survive by locking yourself inside a coffin with your rapist/husband's murderer (and some other bitch's kid too)
>your son leaves you to join the army, where he gets viciously murdered by your rapist's zombie followers
>your grandson and adopted daughter/daughter-in-law nearly get killed fighting some pillarmen
>you die

man, you're right, best death

>D4C grabs Liberty Prime from Fallout.
Well SBR got really interesting.

>>133929746
>>133929816
would the plot of VA be any different if narancia were female? i always just assumed because narancia is such a female sounding name

>>133930019
Narancia would die either ways.

>>133930019
Trish would still be best girl and Narancia would still be dead, so no.

>>133930019
Dude (Looks Like a Lady)

>>133929982
Implying this happened

>>133930158
other than getting in the coffin with DIO, which is ambiguously canon (Over Heaven), what of that didn't happen?

>>133920959
>the world
>notorious B.I.G.
>made in heaven
>killer queen
>DIO, because we gotta save his stand
>yasuho
>speedwagon
>joestars
>erina
>skullgirls

>>133930019
I thought Narancia was the bosses crossdressing daughter the first time I read the manga, fuck.

I want to cum inside Pucci.

>>133930670
wait, I misread first question, definitely Heaven's Door then

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>>133930714
I'll cum inside of you, you shitposting son of a bitch.
Enough already.

Why all those Heaven's Doors?

So I just realized something -
I've said a couple of times that Donnatello is the only one that feels like he's part of the family.
I just put together that not only does Underworld have an abulity that's time -related (resurrecting the past), it's also the opposite of Giorno, in that while Giorno has control over life, Underworld has control over the dead.

>>133930189
The part where Erina had flash backs to any of that before dying instead of peacefully dying in her sleep.

>>133930876
It's like pottery, it rhymes.

>>133930830
A lot of Whitesnakes too. It's just cause of their powers being useful with people. I'd prefer whitesnake just cause he's long range and thinks on his own.

>>133930883
>he doesn't know how DMT works
you're stupid anon, but you're still okay

>>133930830
most people think if they had some badass stand, they'd go around being superheroes or some shit, but in reality, people just want to live their regular lives but slightly improved. Heaven's Door is the go-to choice for people who are cowards and want to be able to manipulate others into getting their way without fear of rejection (aka 4chan users)

>>133930958
>they'd go around being superheroes or some shit
Like ideals-kun?

>>133930876
saying underworld has "control over the dead" is not exactly true. whatever underworld summons plays out exactly as it did in life, he has no control over it

>>133931007
>Like Ideals kun?
I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHO WON.

Anyone got the artwork from adverts recent-ish with the topless Gappy with his trainers around his neck (if I recall correctly)?

>>133931185
we all did, that was an enjoyable day.

>>133931009
I guess you're right. He's not even summoning the dead necessarily, just things that have happened before.
Like that time he summoned that football team to run into Jolyne.

But no matter which way you slice it, the ability is overpowered. Hell, it's a better version of burning down the house, sort of.

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>>133931189
here you go (spoilered for smut)

>>133931185
I'm still incredibly jealous of that edgelord anon, fucking hell it's already been three months. Did they both kill eachother or did they fuck? You'll never know.

>>133931309
No wonder Yasuho wants this

>>133931435
that and the 4 nuts

>>133931644
the 1 man bukkake

>>133931309
>Gappy is meant to be athletic and pretty built
>New style makes him look lanky
I wonder what old style Josuke would look like.

>>133907633
dont remember this happening

>>133931819
if you think that's lanky, you've not seen lanky

>>133931819
If that's lanky then what the fuck is "athletic and pretty built"? Being a 2 meter tall beefcake?