CAKE THREAD

Can men be Christmas Cakes?

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>>133854310
Can lolis be cakes too?

>>133854429
Just like men can't be sluts, I don't think so. Being a manslut doesn't carry that bad of a social stigma and is even praised in a few cases.

>>133854429
No, but you can be a wizard.

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I want to kiss a cake sensei and make her lose her job.

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>You will never propose to a cake

this is not the cake i am familiar with

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>>133858788
Lewd

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Cakes a shit. If they're so great, then why are they still single and alone?

>>133860024
Hmmm, must be had really shitty relationships.
Like your mom and dad.

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Best cake inc

>>133860299
>whore

Worst*

Ftfy

>>133860024
Because most people has shit taste.

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>>133860299
agreed.

>>133855412
KnK would have been way better if it was about them.

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wasted potential

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Does she count?

>>133861102
>married
>cake

>>133854310
What makes a cake a cake? I'm asking for a friend

>>133861429
Single woman that is 26 or older. Anyone that says differently is wrong.

>>133861506

I thought it was 25. 26 is old lady territory.

>>133861506
>26 or older
how lax

>>133861597
You wouldn't throw out the Christmas cake on the day you're supposed to eat it, would you?

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bretty good cake rite here i tell you what

Anons. I would give them all the love in the world and be gentle with them. Because why would I need to be rough when they will be rough with me. Cakes should be on top of you. Anybody who hates cakes are faggots.

>>133855794

That woman drives my peepee crazy.

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>>133861921
Cakes are only good in 2D, kind of like how smoking in 2D looks badass but in 3D it's just a really stupid looking way to get yourself lungcancer, in 2D cakes are delicious but in 3D they're single for a pretty damned good fucking reason.

>>133860024
People have shit taste. Let me have her and give her the love she wants.

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>>133861597
They can be a cake forever if they never get married.
So old hag cakes are a thing as well.

>>133858374
best_cake/10

>>133862168
It's too good that I refuse to believe it is a valid Christmas Cake.
It would have been eaten long before the 25th.

>>133854799
How old is she? If she is in her mid to late 20's then yes. If she is 21 or 19 then no.

>>133862230
True. But it was never specified as a Christmas cake

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>>133854310
Best cake

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>>133854310
carrier has arrived

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>>133863771
She was one of the few good things about Railgun season 1. Such a cutie

>>133864091
Where can I get a cock cap for personal use?

Christmas is coming, wonder if I can find a cake this year.

>>133865405
You can always make one. It's not not very hard

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>>133862036
I don't like this picture because it encourages cakes to love each other instead of me. That's just not right.

>>133854310
Best and saddest moment of S2. MC found his perfect woman but she's ineligible.

>>133865511
This.

Tastier than shop bought, too

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I want to go on a wacky date with Sawa-chan.