Which Servant would you want to summon /a/?

your mom

>>133833124
Santa as Rider

My dad.

My dad can fuck anyone up.

FUCK OFF

>>>/jp/

adolf hitler as ruler

Simo Hahya as Assassin.

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>>133833124

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Richard III

>>133833367
I know you wanna win, Anon, but goddamn

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>>133833124
Jesus

Edward Snowden

>>133833124
Enkidu
Strongest servant and can transform into anything.

>>133833505
With the NP, prove some shit that anyone who isn't special needs would obviously already know.

>>133833124
Medusa, then proceed to transfer mana.

>>133833610
>know
*knows

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Thighs

>>133833610
>Not wanting the master of transferring others secrets

>>133833367
>Simo Hahya
>not as Archer

also Merlin as Caster, or Doc Holiday as Berserker

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>>133833740
>secrets

genghis khan as beserker

>>133833869
>as beserker
Might as well summon a lancer.

Santa as Archer.

I would take a huge massive shit and use it as a conduit and see what comes out.

>>133833124
Jesus as Saver
I meant what could possibly go wrong

>>133833830
Hisui was best girl. Prove me wrong.

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>>133834001
>Prove me wrong.
Checkmate atheists.

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>>133833124

Lancer

>>133834001
[/spoiler]wasn't she the poison root who betrayed you after being abused?[/spoiler] that's about as bad as loving wormwaifu

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Nanaya Shiki

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>>133834093
>dishonest, especially with you
>plots the murder of your family
>for no reason

>>133834126
m8, on top of not knowing how to spoiler, you managed to mix hisui with kohaku, congrats

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>>133834126
>[/spoiler]

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>>133834176

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Assassin as saber

>>133834126
>comparing Kohaku to Sakura
Die in a fire

>>133833124
Jesus or Zeus.

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A sexy one

>>133833260
My dad can beat your dad up

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>>133833124
黄金の獣

kohaku>>>>>>>>>>>>anything worm related

Ken-Sama as assasin

>>133833904
kek
aristotle as caster obvs i want the ideal waifu

then he get get fukt

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>>133834263, >>133834199, >>133834176,>>133834182
Why can you rape the maids?
because they are disposable characters, W O R M S

>>133834388
Kohaku is just a slightly less worse Sakura.

>>133834606
raping the maids gives you a bad end

>>133834619
Shit taste

>>133834631
oh no, not a S I N G L E bad end

>>133834701
Did you even read Tsukihime?

>>133833124
Hannibal as a rider. May be gender bender, but even if not he would be a bro...

>>133834732
read what? you mean play the VN?
i don't VN i only subside on the derivatives works

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I would summon the black swordsman as saber class.

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Summon Erika as detective

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Rider

>>133834352

My Shinza Bansho brother.

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Caster.

If the HGW was still in Japan, I'd summon Onii-sama as Caster.

>>133833988
Your waifu, of course.

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Uchiha Madara

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Alfred

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>Noble Phantasm: World Rewrite
It's probably cheating but I don't give a fuck.

Elizabeth Bathory as an Assassin.

Indiana Jones as a Rider
he already got the grail once

>>133835044
She's probably useless unless it's for the intel.

So, assassin?

Octavian Augustus as Ruler.

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>>133835685
Do you even know what I mean by detective?

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Archer

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As a caster for an easy win, as others would be busy after joining the club
Although I w-would prefer it to the g-grail as well

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>>133833124
Yoshinoya
I just want to hear her 皆さん、おはよう！again ;_;

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>>133833124
Tama

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Ridah.

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Micha as berserker.

>>133836519
>Not bikki

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Caster.

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>>133833990
but Jesus is a rider class

I'd want Broskander. Or maybe Oda Nobunaga. Wait, I know... Saber Simon Bolivar would be cool. He won't win but that latin lover will bring in all the women.

Do you think a berserker Vlad Dracula would be able to win a grail war?

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>>133836938
>but Jesus is a rider class
oops, meant to use this pic

>>133836430
This.

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>>133835979
>huhuhu
>This whole war is a farce. Why don't I expose each and every trick you people call magic!

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My waifu.

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>>133836732
what evil have you unleashed on the world? there can be no peace from the void's magic
to be fair its likely that the situation is very similar to the prequel's caster, albeit with more entertaining dialogue

Coriolanus as Ruler
>disdain

>>133836980
Jesus would die, on a cross for the plebs if he showed up with Coriolanus which may fuck up my scenario a bit.

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>>133833124

Giant naked Rei as avenger

>>133837217
> all the masters get tanged and the servants fight amongst themselves as GNR falls apart whining about what Shinji's wish is
Meanwhile a whole bunch of japanese people named Shinji wish that they won't get crushed by GNR and are tanged.

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>>133833124
Medusa as Archer to maintain continuity.

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My emperor of course

Rider. His NP would obviously be his plane and The Flying Circus.

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>>133837432

Forgot my pic

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>>133833124

Kamen Rider Black RX/Kotaro Minami as Rider

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Yukari Yakumo as Archer

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>>133837507
Just according to keikaku.

>>133837546
I don't get that image

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>>133837563

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>>133837563

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>>133833124
Of the servants shown so far across the franchise? Kiyohime!Berserker.

Anyone? George Washington as Rider or Archer promises to be awesome.

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Since I wouldn't be an good enough magus and would die anyways, I'd summon Danny Devito, cook up some milk steaks and talk about who's the hottest servant broad.

>>133837715
you wouldn't summon day man?
bonus round: would DeVito summon a whore servant?

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Kumagawa Misogi as Berserker

>>133837078
EX Rank in magic resistance. That would be a fun servant.

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>>133837772
Wouldn't Battler fit better in that case?

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>>133837745
>tfw enemy magus summoned the night man as berserker

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Any woman that'd be a wild ride, so either Medusa (kek Rider), Joan of Arc or Future Aoko so I could have her time manipulate herself into whatever fetish I'm in the mood of when it comes to age-play

>>133837796
>not endless sorceror battler as caster
>literally EX resistance with some seriously reality bending NP's of sheer bullshit.

Why have a servant when you can save all the fun for yourself? Fuck Saber, Rider and all those hoes.

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>>133837896
Guess that works too.

>>133837898
kiritsugu plz, you literally killed your wife, fucked your bitch and then got your shit handed to you by kirei.

>>133837922
personally i love the idea of him striking down servants just by implying too hard.

>>133837796
Battler only allows himself to be summoned. He can probably nope the magic contract between master and servant at any time.

>>133837929
He probably would've won the fight with Kirei, if only thanks to Avalon.

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>>133837757
「.....」

>>133837929
kirei was hax though
are seals 1^tier magic? or is that system never developed in fat world? I'm guessing not.

>>133837757
I don't think he'd be an good as a Berserker. He'd be a Saber, Caster, or Archer.

>>133838050
honestly with his abilities it doesn't matter and ultimate it was probably to make sure kumagawa doesn't completely fuck his shit on sight, he would have essentially EX ranked independent action otherwise.

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as caster

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>>133838109
he may meditate and avoid the grail entirely
or ftw he congures the insane delusions

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I'd have four I want.

FRAGA as the Boxer Class servant.
Aoko or Touko or if possible both.

And if I were to be original. Then Maui from pacific mythos as a Rider. Going around beating up the Sun has to give him an advantage against anyone who is Sun God related at the very least.
Plus he went around and beat up Death so he's gotta score points for classiness.

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Archaon as Rider

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This guy as berserker

What class would Uchiha Madara be summoned as? And I'm talking about -that- Uchiha Madara.

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This bug guy would beat your big guy

>>133838307
probably archer and thats cause long range eye jutsu bullshit.

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>Not summoning the First of the Fallen
>Not saying "fuck it" and making him a Berserker
>Not grabbing the popcorn and watching the War in Heaven look like a playground fight compared to the Hell on Earth you just unleashed

>>133838435
literally the worst beserker there ever was
way better as an archer/caster but would refuse everything but ruler most likely

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>>133838307
Rider

>>133838435
>Summoning like the third or fourth most powerful being in DC

You know that if you'd ever summon him, he could just grant you any wishes you could ever have much easier than the grail? Fuck, he could make you a million uncorrupted grails if you wanted him to.

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>>133838435
>Not summoning the Likeness of God
>Not saying "I want to win this war" and summon him as a Saber
>Not lighting your smoke from the flaming sword that cast down Lucifer and commands the heavenly host in battle.

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Ryougi as Saber

>>133838753
That's unfair. Servant Shiki would be overpowered as fuck.

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Napoleon as Rider.

Icarium as Beserker

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>>133838852
>shiki_can_kill_servants.tiff
Mog-Pharau as Beserker

>>133839010
But this is a thread about summoning people as servants.
Shiki's eyes of death perception + stat boost from being a servant is a broken combination.

>>133839046
true magic on magic is OP but heroic spirits have magic, which is often lended to them by the myths of their exploits. For example, Napolean would never tire ( never slept ) which might benefit him, would be immune to poisoning effects (irony)?

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Odysseus as Archer/Lancer with pic related style gambits.

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It is time for Caster to get Biblical

>>133833803
Merlin isn't dead and doesn't have a deal like Arturia.

>>133838409
Hello Imperial citizien. It seems you have a misconception about the nature of the servant summoning concept. You see, a certain someone can only be summoned if it's dead.
You aren't implying that our glorious God Emperor of Mankind is dead, right?

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>>133839683
>a certain someone can only be summoned if it's dead

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If I'm going in for the kill, probably that one Bowman from Greek myth who had the Hydra bow either before or after Hercules. Can't remember his name offhand.

If I'm doing it for the thrill, Baron Samedi as Assassin, Egill Skallagrímsson (rune magician berserker poet) as Berserker, Imhotep as Caster or maybe Icabard Crane as (false) Rider.

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>>133835044
Featherine as writer

>>133839720
There are exceptions of course, but are you implying the great God Emperor of Mankind made a contract with the foul powers of the Warp?

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Vlad the Impaler as Lancer.

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Chaika as Assassin

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i win.

Moses as Caster.Ten Plagues Reality Marble.

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>not summoning HEROIC SPIRIT RODGER

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Best Caster.

>>133839889
Honestly a shitty idea for a servant. What's the point of having a servant who's pretty much omnipotent?

>>133840034
you've got to be kidding me

Jack Churchill as berserker

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I'd rather give Karl the ability to summon a servant in my stead.

>>133838307
Caster.

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Is there any other option?

>>133833734
Say what you will about his physical abilities. But he'd have some excellent advice.

>>133833124
Fucking hell this is a hard choice. Between, Body of Swords, Friendship of Thighs, Praise the Sun, Fuck Arjuna, Lord Impaler, and the Invincible Mudman, it's just too hard too choose. And that's obviously without getting into all the other cool historical figures like King of Ithaca, or the Godlike Monkey.

Genderbent Miyamoto Musashi as Saibah
I mean I'm just shocked it's not a thing already.

Rin as caster?

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>>133833124
Hahahahahaha

>>133833124
Used to be dog Lancer. Now I just want thighs Lancer.

>>133835174
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>>133833124
>Tsar
>as a bomba

Bill Nye the Science Guy

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>>133833124
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
As archer

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Gregor as beserker.

>>133843091
Whats wrong with Vlad being a Lancer?

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>>133833124

>>133845482

Have you read Fate/Apocrypha? Vlad is garbage tier unless he's in Romania, and even in his home country with the most possible fame he can't even fight toe to toe with someone like Karna.

Morgan La Fey as Caster.

Serious question though, has Morgan even appeared in any Fate story yet? She seems like an obvious choice given her relation to Arthur and Lancelot

>>133839782

You're thinking of Philoctetes and he had it post-Herc, with the prophecy being that Greece could only defeat Troy if they have Heracles' bow.

Your mother.

she serves me every single night :^)

>>133845765

She is mentioned directly in Garden of Avalon when her trap is sprung on Merlin.

Yes she's a pretty obvious type of character to summon, since she's the one who defeated the undefeatable Merlin and is ostensibly a spellcaster on equal or even better ground than him. It is indeed odd that she hasn't ever been summoned yet.

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Archer as Archer.

I'd get him to summon a billion swords and put them all in my backpack and then throw them at the enemy while he uses Unlimited Blade Works for DOUBLE Unlimited Blade Works.

Counter that one, fuckers.

>>133845933

Karna uses Brahmastra Kundala and blows up you, Archer, and most of his reality marble in a hail of cleansing flame

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>>133845995
Wrong, swords beat curry it's like rock paper scissors you should know better than that.

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As Berserker

If assassin in the fate and ubw routes was a myth brought to life, then surely enough people believe in the myth of batman that one could summon him as assassin.

>>133846275
>Batman

How about Santa Claus?

>>133844859
Even if Rin hit her max potential would she even be that strong?

>>133846349
Saint Nicholas was real probably so it'd actually make sense and wouldn't be all that exciting

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Archer.

>>133846275
>Batman
>Assassin
Problem with that one chief.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Goldstein
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_the_Patriarchs_massacre
As Archer.

Why isn't there a Monk/Grappler class in F/S?
Think of all the possibilities
>Bruce Lee
>Samson
>Atlas
>Jacob from Jacob's ladder
>Chris Benoit
>Andre the Giant
>Ali when he passes on
>Jack Dempsey

>>133846377
No.
Rin is destined to be a Jobber.

>>133848737
>Jack Dempsey
Noble Phantasm: Dempsey Roll!

>>133833124
Jackie Chan

>>133848737
>Why isn't there a Monk/Grappler class in F/S

BOXER is literally a class. Bazett is a BOXER class.

>>133849620
He's still alive, come back in like 10-15 years

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SEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIBAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Who the fuck else?

>>133849630
It's okay, the throne exists outside of time anyway

>>133849665
Where's Mordred? She's a Saber too kind of.

>>133846141
>there's no way Berserker is natty
lost it

saber so I can cast lv 8 strengthn on my cock

Achilles as rider
Seriously dude can't die unless someone get's his ankle, just get some armor over there and watch his back, easy victory.

Fuck who should be summoned.
Who should DO the summoning is a better question.
Imagine Dr.DOOM summons someone for the Holy Grail War

FSN Shirou (before he becomes Archer) as Saber

If I dress in a worm costume he would be motivated enough to moral his way past all enemies :^)

>>133833457
THANK YOU!!! i want lancer jesus since fate/extra

>>133846377
Top 100 in the Clocktower's entire history is pretty safe Caster material.

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>>133833124

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All I want is Jeannu.

>>133852116
Yeah but if that was the case, why not just summon Zledrich?

>>133853324
>Zelretch
>dying and getting into the throne of heroes

>>133853360
Everyone dies Anon.
Even you're waifu

>>133847918
Considering we have a spy that never killed anyone in the Assassin class, I'm pretty sure Batman type characters are likely to pop up as Assassins

I'd go with Erich von Manstein as Rider, then pretend I'm in GuP instead.

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/v/ as berserker.

>>133854409
Batman would LITERALLY try to stop the Grail War because people would die.
Saber and Gil could be fighting and suddenly Sleep pellets.

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>>133833124
Genghis Khan

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Saver

>>133853324
Or you could just summon Rin from some strange AU where she succeeds Zelretch or something. That way you don't have to deal with what's essentially vampire Merlin.

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>>133833457
>Summon jesus
>he summons his buddy buddha
>Go partying
>You have to pay

>>133833124
Simo Hayha

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A ton of useless Assassins.

>>133857068
But she might be old and not as hot by that time.

>>133854870
>>>/v/

How strong is nine tailed Tamamo?

moot

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I always thought Jack of the Lantern as Caster would be a pretty cool Servant.
I even wrote up a character sheet for him once.

>>133833124
FRAMESPAM

>>133854870
/v/ lost its bite ages ago, don't kid yourself.

>>133852232
This is the best thing that has ever happened.

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>>133833124
Jeanne.

Charles Martel as berserker

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Don Juan Matus as Caster.

>Summon waifu
>Use command spell to free her
>elope from Grail war
>Refill her mana erry day

http://strawpoll.me/5967159/

First, become a famous pornstar and have the most legendary dick in the industry. Then, using my smegma as a focus, summon my own cock as berserker.

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I summon Funny Vamp.

If Nasu one day decides to include Jesus in a Fate work, I've got a feeling that he'd gender-bend him.

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ANIKI as Berserk

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>>133858011
>not as hot
You sure about that?

>>133836938
>Oda Nobunaga
Useless unless your enemy has Divinity.

>Do you think a berserker Vlad Dracula would be able to win a grail war?
Yes.

>>133845682
You fucking retard, Legend of Dracula Vlad III is equivalent to normal Vlad in Romania. You can see that in Fate/Grand Order where Berserker Vlad (which comes already with LoD activated) is a 5* and one of the strongest Servants in the game.
>but muh Karna
It was against 5 Servants, at the same time, this includes Achilles and Avicebron.

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>>133837422
My Emperor you say?

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>>133833124
How would Guts fair as the berserker?

>>133861271
>Legend of Dracula Vlad III
EXTRA Vlad is him outside Romania. Legend of Dracula Vlad already means Vlad in Romania.

>>133839683
>Saber
>GARcher
>dead

Emps has to die eventually, even at the heat death of the universe, summon him from that time period.

>>133860956
She'd have to be like 50 if she want to hit Top 10 Magus material.

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Nashetania as Archer.

>>133862098
Like a truck.

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As a caster.

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Saber.

>>133835126
Man, that ain't even fair to the rest of the war.

>>133865893
>Not Lancer

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>>133833124
gilgamesh

so he can summon 1,000 diIdos and blast me into another dimension with them

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The Bulldozer of Fallujah as an Archer-class.

>>133866244
He would use fire abilities to burn his enemies to a crisp. How would he be a Lancer?

>>133866299
>>133866022
Now I'd like to see these two duke it out.

>>133866302
Spear of Destiny

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I'd like to marry Rider!

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SEIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>133844722
But Anon
It is

>>133858011
>Servant
>Not in Prime stage of her life
Does not Compute

>>133858482
Gilgamesh had to use Full GoB to Clear the Mooncell
Tamamo had to regain her Tails to do the same

2 + 2 = 4
3 + 1 = 4

>>133868769
Meanwhile Arc can casually stroll out of the Moon Cell. Sasuga desu.

>>133841984
>omnipotent servant
>knows it
>because they know everything
>makes you use a command spell to find out some trivial shit

>>133862404
Emps can't die. if he does, he just kinda reforms.

>>133833124

Archer:Houyi
Assassin: Ehud
Caster:Martin Heidegger
Berserker:The Hydra
Lancer:Britomart
Saber:Nebuchadnezzar II
Rider:Sargon of Akkad


Any of those.

>>133833153
underrated post

>>133833124
If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts
Play games, all sorts

You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take me on outings, give me treats
Sing songs, bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel
Never give me Castor oil or gruel

Love me as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water

If you won't scold and dominate me
I will never give you cause to hate me
I won't hide your spectacles, so you can't see
Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea

Hurry Servant, many thanks
Sincerely, Anonymous Banks

>>133850606
Except Achilles would be far stronger as Berserker.

Did you even read the Iliad?

>>133868453
Proof.

Boring answer? Cu Chulainn because he's great and his legend is great.

If i had to get creative i'd summon local Brazilian historical figure Lampião as Archer.

Now hear me out. Lampião was the leader of the notorious Cangaçeiro bandit group that terrorized parts of Brazil in the 1800s. Lampião was just a foot-soldier but he climbed the ranks to eventually become their leader. He even has a Noble Phantasm : His name literally means "Lamp" in portuguese. He got the nickname because he was able to fire his lever-action rifle so fast that he lit up the night for a few moments when he was fighting.

Legend says that he only died after being betrayed, poisoned and then ambushed by a dozen elite policemen. And he killed most of them before going down.