>Prove me wrong.
>dishonest, especially with you
>plots the murder of your family
>for no reason
>>133834263, >>133834199, >>133834176,>>133834182
Why can you rape the maids?
because they are disposable characters, W O R M S
I would summon the black swordsman as saber class.
>Noble Phantasm: World Rewrite
It's probably cheating but I don't give a fuck.
Do you even know what I mean by detective?
As a caster for an easy win, as others would be busy after joining the club
Although I w-would prefer it to the g-grail as well
I just want to hear her 皆さん、おはよう！again ;_;
but Jesus is a rider class
I'd want Broskander. Or maybe Oda Nobunaga. Wait, I know... Saber Simon Bolivar would be cool. He won't win but that latin lover will bring in all the women.
Do you think a berserker Vlad Dracula would be able to win a grail war?
>but Jesus is a rider class
oops, meant to use this pic
>This whole war is a farce. Why don't I expose each and every trick you people call magic!
what evil have you unleashed on the world? there can be no peace from the void's magic
to be fair its likely that the situation is very similar to the prequel's caster, albeit with more entertaining dialogue
Coriolanus as Ruler
Jesus would die, on a cross for the plebs if he showed up with Coriolanus which may fuck up my scenario a bit.
> all the masters get tanged and the servants fight amongst themselves as GNR falls apart whining about what Shinji's wish is
Meanwhile a whole bunch of japanese people named Shinji wish that they won't get crushed by GNR and are tanged.
Medusa as Archer to maintain continuity.
My emperor of course
Kamen Rider Black RX/Kotaro Minami as Rider
Of the servants shown so far across the franchise? Kiyohime!Berserker.
Anyone? George Washington as Rider or Archer promises to be awesome.
Since I wouldn't be an good enough magus and would die anyways, I'd summon Danny Devito, cook up some milk steaks and talk about who's the hottest servant broad.
Wouldn't Battler fit better in that case?
>tfw enemy magus summoned the night man as berserker
Any woman that'd be a wild ride, so either Medusa (kek Rider), Joan of Arc or
Future Aoko so I could have her time manipulate herself into whatever fetish I'm in the mood of when it comes to age-play
Guess that works too.
honestly with his abilities it doesn't matter and ultimate it was probably to make sure kumagawa doesn't completely fuck his shit on sight, he would have essentially EX ranked independent action otherwise.
he may meditate and avoid the grail entirely
or ftw he congures the insane delusions
I'd have four I want.
FRAGA as the Boxer Class servant.
Aoko or Touko or if possible both.
And if I were to be original. Then Maui from pacific mythos as a Rider. Going around beating up the Sun has to give him an advantage against anyone who is Sun God related at the very least.
Plus he went around and beat up Death so he's gotta score points for classiness.
This bug guy would beat your big guy
>Not summoning the First of the Fallen
>Not saying "fuck it" and making him a Berserker
>Not grabbing the popcorn and watching the War in Heaven look like a playground fight compared to the Hell on Earth you just unleashed
>Summoning like the third or fourth most powerful being in DC
You know that if you'd ever summon him, he could just grant you any wishes you could ever have much easier than the grail? Fuck, he could make you a million uncorrupted grails if you wanted him to.
>Not summoning the Likeness of God
>Not saying "I want to win this war" and summon him as a Saber
>Not lighting your smoke from the flaming sword that cast down Lucifer and commands the heavenly host in battle.
Mog-Pharau as Beserker
true magic on magic is OP but heroic spirits have magic, which is often lended to them by the myths of their exploits. For example, Napolean would never tire ( never slept ) which might benefit him, would be immune to poisoning effects (irony)?
Odysseus as Archer/Lancer with pic related style gambits.
It is time for Caster to get Biblical
Hello Imperial citizien. It seems you have a misconception about the nature of the servant summoning concept. You see, a certain someone can only be summoned if it's dead.
You aren't implying that our glorious God Emperor of Mankind is dead, right?
>a certain someone can only be summoned if it's dead
If I'm going in for the kill, probably that one Bowman from Greek myth who had the Hydra bow either before or after Hercules. Can't remember his name offhand.
If I'm doing it for the thrill, Baron Samedi as Assassin, Egill Skallagrímsson (rune magician berserker poet) as Berserker, Imhotep as Caster or maybe Icabard Crane as (false) Rider.
I'd rather give Karl the ability to summon a servant in my stead.
Fucking hell this is a hard choice. Between, Body of Swords, Friendship of Thighs, Praise the Sun, Fuck Arjuna, Lord Impaler, and the Invincible Mudman, it's just too hard too choose. And that's obviously without getting into all the other cool historical figures like King of Ithaca, or the Godlike Monkey.
Have you read Fate/Apocrypha? Vlad is garbage tier unless he's in Romania, and even in his home country with the most possible fame he can't even fight toe to toe with someone like Karna.
She is mentioned directly in Garden of Avalon when her trap is sprung on Merlin.
Yes she's a pretty obvious type of character to summon, since she's the one who defeated the undefeatable Merlin and is ostensibly a spellcaster on equal or even better ground than him. It is indeed odd that she hasn't ever been summoned yet.
Archer as Archer.
I'd get him to summon a billion swords and put them all in my backpack and then throw them at the enemy while he uses Unlimited Blade Works for DOUBLE Unlimited Blade Works.
Counter that one, fuckers.
Wrong, swords beat curry it's like rock paper scissors you should know better than that.
Why isn't there a Monk/Grappler class in F/S?
Think of all the possibilities
>Jacob from Jacob's ladder
>Andre the Giant
>Ali when he passes on
Who the fuck else?
>he summons his buddy buddha
You have to pay
I always thought Jack of the Lantern as Caster would be a pretty cool Servant.
I even wrote up a character sheet for him once.
Useless unless your enemy has Divinity.
>Do you think a berserker Vlad Dracula would be able to win a grail war?
You fucking retard, Legend of Dracula Vlad III is equivalent to normal Vlad in Romania. You can see that in Fate/Grand Order where Berserker Vlad (which comes already with LoD activated) is a 5* and one of the strongest Servants in the game.
>but muh Karna
It was against 5 Servants, at the same time, this includes Achilles and Avicebron.
How would Guts fair as the berserker?
Nashetania as Archer.
so he can summon 1,000 diIdos and blast me into another dimension with them
If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts
Play games, all sorts
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take me on outings, give me treats
Sing songs, bring sweets
Never be cross or cruel
Never give me Castor oil or gruel
Love me as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water
If you won't scold and dominate me
I will never give you cause to hate me
I won't hide your spectacles, so you can't see
Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea
Hurry Servant, many thanks
Sincerely, Anonymous Banks
Boring answer? Cu Chulainn because he's great and his legend is great.
If i had to get creative i'd summon local Brazilian historical figure Lampião as Archer.
Now hear me out. Lampião was the leader of the notorious Cangaçeiro bandit group that terrorized parts of Brazil in the 1800s. Lampião was just a foot-soldier but he climbed the ranks to eventually become their leader. He even has a Noble Phantasm : His name literally means "Lamp" in portuguese. He got the nickname because he was able to fire his lever-action rifle so fast that he lit up the night for a few moments when he was fighting.
Legend says that he only died after being betrayed, poisoned and then ambushed by a dozen elite policemen. And he killed most of them before going down.