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Tamako Love Story is garbage. I legitimately believe that only

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Tamako Love Story is garbage. I legitimately believe that only people who have never been in any kind of relationship are capable of enjoying it.

The entire movie is one long, awkward confession. It drags in absolute nobody characters like that shy girl who Tamako befriended (seriously, who the fuck even is she?), and ends with the suggestion that Mochi-chan is going to fucking drop all of his filmmaking dreams just to fiddlefuck around making rice cakes the rest of his life.

Furthermore, it's not a fucking love story. The only reason that he and Tamako should get together is shoehorned in (hurrr muh mommas funeral) at the last minute. Other than that, they're just friends, and rather than actually have them complete a story arc that involves actual dating of any kind, the movie prefers instead to fucking dick around with WILL SHE?? WON'T SHE?? bullshit all the way until the very end.

For whatever reason, the showrunners decided to recycle the garbage SHES SECRETLY A PRINCESS plotline that they were smart enough to drop into a SHES SECRETLY IN LOVE abortion. Seriously, there's nothing different about the movie's plot to the dragged out, nonsensical decision Tamako makes about not being some random brown guy's bride in the series, except this time the overwhelmingly obvious fucking answer is yes, of course she's going to get with the self-insert because the movie needs to pander hard as it fucking can after the overall flop the series was.

If you actually enjoyed TLS, then you were pandered to, and it worked. You have little concept of what constitutes a compelling narrative within film. You stared at pretty flashing colors and random moe-pig perversions until the point when KyoAni gave you exactly what they knew you were too stupid to not want, at which point in time you loudly started clapping your hands and sobbing uncontrollably, you fucking philistine pieces of shit. Just like TLS, you are literal garbage that belongs in the fucking trash.
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>>133824832
I'm glad this meme is still around!
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Your priorities are incredibly skewed if you think that giving up your career for the person you love isn't a worthwhile sacrifice, anon.
Nothing is worth giving up a lifetime spent with that special someone.
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I loved the moment when you started hating on the people who liked the movie and not the movie itself
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>>133825041

This is the pandering. Oneitis at a young age /= love. Film school gives him the chance to meet girls who share his interests and his passion.

Also, he doesn't have a career except for mochi. He'd be literally confining himself to a lifetime of something he hates in order to occasionally get a blowjob from a mental midget.

>>133825059

They're the reason it exists. If a man shits on my car, I don't hate the shit. I hate having to deal with the shit, but I absolutely despise the man responsible.
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>>133825170
I hope you find love one day, anon. Then you'll realize that taking on a job you hate isn't such a bad thing if you're doing that job with the person you love more than anything.
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>>133825170
Come on dude, if you didn't liked where the movie was going you could've stopped at any moment, or just forget about it and move on to something that panders more to what you like
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>>133825372
Come on dude, if you didn't liked where the attack was going you could've moved from paris at any moment, or just forget about it and move on to an islamist ideology that panders more to what you like
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>>133824832
>he wouldn't give up everything in life to wake up next to Tamako every morning after pumping her full of baby batter night after night

Didn't Bryan Adams teach you anything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtlWmBM-HU
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>>133824832
Stop posting this pasta. It was exactly what it was trying to be: a fun, cute and light-hearted series. Your shit opinion won't change that.
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>>133825687

Your opinion is shit, actually. As it turns out, you are in fact the retard. Specifically, you are dumb. You should recognize the reality of the situation; ie ur a faggot.

No, but seriously, I feel the need to remind you that you literally suck a million dicks and everyone who went to high school with you knows.
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Let me tell you something, anon.

The September of 2011, I was starting my third year of a five year medical school program. I started dating a wonderful man online during the same month, and dropped out of college that next April to be with him. My friends and family called me foolish, but guess what? I've never regretted my decision for a second.
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>>133825773

Neat.
I made pic related your favorite anime, on the house anon
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>>133824832
Every night.
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>>133824832
>only people who have never been in any kind of relationship are capable of enjoying it
This holds for anime is general.
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>>133827735
My wife (who is really cute and sleeps naked/wears tights, a skirt, and a bra around the house because she doesn't like wearing too many clothes) both love anime and watch it together every night, so that's not really true.
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>>133827850
*my wife and I
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