There are 2 ships sinking. One with 300 people on board the other

>>133794340
I shoot you in the face, to spare the world from suffering any more facile psuedo-philosophic garbage spewing from your mouth in the future.

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>>133794340
Where have I seen this before.

The Euryale X Asterion ship.

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>>133794340
Fuck refugees, let them both sink.

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>>133794476
That ship is unsinkable.

>>133794340
Which ever one has the most value to it. I don't want to save a ship of 301 poorfags if the other ship has 300 doctors on it.

>>133794340
I'll save the 300 people ship, then perish in the arms of 301 people.

Wait, wrong question.

>>133794422
>How dare my anime be about anything else than retarded highschool kids??

Contain your Kancer collection threads.

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>>133794553
Your OP was stupid, and so was the post I'm responding to now.

Please go be stupid somewhere else.

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>sinking ships you could use

Just have some goons kill the people on one of them. The closer one. That is the purpose of this exercise, correct?

Then I'll feed the remains to the sharks, and have half the people from the ship further away man the closer ship.

>>133794340
I call Aquaman and have him summon some Whales and a Kraken to save all of them.
The best part about being a good guy, is you can always ask another good guy to help do what you can't.

>>133794340
If I don't know anyone on the ships? I save the 301 of course.

>>133794340
The one with the most females there in by increasing my chances of getting laid because thats what life is all about

>>133794340
>move to the ship with 300 people on board and take command
>there's now 301 people on board
>there's no difference now
>it's also utterly normal to save your ship

>>133794340
Which one is Guts on? Maybe if I'll let that one sink he will be forced off the boat

>>133794340
The ship with wealthiest passengers. If the ships are identical, I would see if they're full of the types of people I prefer. If so, I'd save 301, if not, neither.

>>133794807

I hope you're being ironic.

If time left for thinking is smaller than 30 seconds, proceed to save ship1, else
If probability for successful execution of saving either ship appears to be dropping by a notable amount every minute, proceed to save ship1, else
If "probability of successful execution of saving ship1 times number of passengers on ship1" is larger than "probability of successful execution of saving ship2 times number of passengers on ship2" then attempt to save ship1, else save ship2.

>>133794933
Why?
I wouldn't feel bad that way.

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>>133794340
Save them both.

I wouldn't save either because NOT ANIME OR MANGA

>>133795058

Not him, but you added a degenerate in a ship with 300 people.

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>You only have time to save one ship.

Ok, I'll ship Kiritsugu x Kirei

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I don't have the power to save a ship.
More to the point, I don't have any particular reason to save either.

>>133794340
I radio in my other partners to save one ship while I go and save the other one because I'm not an edgy loner that doesn't know the concept of teamwork.

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Save none of them

>>133795089
So basically dooming both ships .

301 is such a shit number, I'll let it sink any day.
This doesn't mean I will be saving the 300 one either.

>>133794340
Depends on the people on board each vessel and how much I value their existence in comparison to the other.

In a purely equal scenario the obvious answer is the second ship.

That depends, what will I get if I save either of them?

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>>133794340
Which one is closer

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>>133795237
Nothing better than the smell of drowning fags in the morning.

>>133794340
save one and get someone else to save the other

if saving ships is that easy then they better be able to do it themself

>>133794340
301 isn't an even number so I won't save them, and ancient Greeks proved that 300 will die anyway so I sit back and enjoy the show

>>133794340
Depends, which one gets me more insurance claim /rewards/medals?

>>133794340
I have my Servant save them both.

MAGIC!!!

>>133794340
I'm not a naval carpenter, both ships are fucked from the beginning.

>>133794340
none, I call the water police.

Sparta

How come killing five people is a massacre and not just quintuple homicide?

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>>133795089
Nice one, kid

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>>133794505
Fuck you, I'll save them both.

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>>133794505

>>133794505
ONORE DIKEIDO

Leave both alone, that way you give no special treatment to people.

>>133796298
It's not about the number, the 5th was innocent and unrelated to the incident.

>>133794340
Left both of them sinks. Not my problem, man.
Got muh chinese cartoon to watch.

>>133794340
Sink both and build wall.

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>>133794340
I blow up the ship that has the fewest number of 2D lolis on it.

>>133794505
Good man

>>133794505
Based Decade.

>>133794340
isn't he like 28? why does he look like a 40 year old?

>>133797143
War, a whole lot of war.

>>133797143
He's had a shitty life

>>133794633
>Based crabs

I sometimes forget why i love these little fucks.

>>133794820
You don't really believe that something small like that could force him of the boat, do you?

>>133794461
Fate/Zero novel is older than Dark Knight.

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Flip a coin.

Not an edgelord but I wouldn't waste my time with either unless there is some benefit.

The first i see

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>>133794340
Why would I go through the trouble of saving anyone after I decided to sink 2 ships?

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Let both sink. Their fault.

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>>133799834

>>133794340

I check both ships in search for the best female and save her... then let both ships sink.

Then i start civilization anew since human race is doomed anyways.

>300
>dubs

301 was 1 second off

it was meant to be

Save 300

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>>133794505
Only correct answer.

>>133794340
There are 2 ships sinking. One with 1 wormslut on board, the other with 10,000 people on board.

You only have time to save one ship.

Saa, erabe!

>>133800378
That isn't even a question?
Wtf?
I'd let wormslut drown before after performing some Mana transfer and couldn't care less about other 10k.

>>133796716
So it's not a massacre if all the victims are not innocent?

>>133800378

If you attempt mana transfer do the worms try to get in your... you know?
If not I'd save the slut desu.

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>>133794340
Meh. I think I'll pass on this one.

>>133800378

Is Wormslut still good for having kids? If so, I'll save her and then just copulate a new 10,000 to make up for the lost 10,000.

>>133800887
>Is Wormslut still good for having kids?
That's an affirmative yes.

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>>133794340
Neither.
I'm no hero.

>>133802317
Fuck off Shirou

>>133794505
You're my hero.

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>>133802432
Wouldn't he try to save every one?

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>>133794340
Obviously you save both.

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>>133794340
The variable's I'd factor in are the design/layout of the ship, which one is more sunk, the acceleration of what they are sinking at, how exactly is each one sinking, my distance from each ship, the direction of the wind, direction of the current. If you are going to just go by which one has slightly more people you may as well just flip a coin.

>>133803035
>filthy harem accepter

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>>133803035
>saving both

>>133794340
Ride on the ship with 300 people. Now both ships have the same number of people and just let them sink.

/thread

>>133794340
>kill daughteru
>aquire superior Musukou
I'll let the kid handle my ideals hoping he won't get paired with the worm slut so he doesn't become a faggit.
>bonus points
ask that kid, Waver Vel-whatwasit to help the kid with the seigi no mikata shit once he meets him.

>>133803454
>>kill daughteru
FUCK YOU !
U
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>>133803454
True family man right here.

I save the one with the most /a/nons on it.

>>133803540
>>133803545
I'm trying my best to be the son in law my wife's family deserves.

>>133803706
I can understand, anon, Ggrandpa Ainsbern is almost as moe as grandpa Zouken.

>>133795237
It's the thought that counts

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>>133803239
Kamisato pls. You're just mad because Touma showed a rookie like you how to save everyone.

>>133803454
>hoping he won't get paired with the worm slut
What if said Musuko ended up with the daughteru?
would Kiritsugu be happy about it?

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>>133804333
>swording your NBR sister
Tohno-kun pls

>>133799580
>Fate/Zero novel
What the fuck am I reading?

>>133804674
Kerry & his liking for burgers.

>>133804674
>secondaries
I bet you think Unlimited Blade Works is an original anime as well.

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>>133803294
>not saving everyone

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If some random guy like me can save either one of the ships, they're perfectly capable of saving themselves.

sink them both, find more ships, and sink them too, then they will be afraid of ships sinking, ships is banned.

>>133804740
>>133804674
>>133804829
Reminder that Urobuchi is a terrible writer.
>Emiya Kiritsugu’s right hand continued its work of writing while his left hand mechanically shoveled his nutrition – hamburgers from a fast food restaurant he bought while investigating – into his mouth. For nine years, Emiya Kiritsugu had eaten at the table of the Einsberns, who were merely a hair removed from royalty themselves. He had grown tired of the cuisine. This fast food, filled with the sense of slaughter, was more suited to his tastes. Being able to eat without interrupting one’s words or thoughts was better than anything, no matter how you looked at it.

>>133794340
I watch them both sink so that nobody will feel bad about being rescued instead of the others

>>133805021
I fail to see the problem there.

>F/SN
>unnecessary internal monologue about today's breakfast, what's for lunch, who is making dinner
>repeat for 14 days

>F/Z
>"kiritsugu only eats fast food"

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>>133794340

depends whose on board really?

>>133804538
>not swording your NBR sister
It's like you never visited /a/

>>133805021
What does an amateur fan translation have to do with that?

>>133804039
By having a dying god fix shit?
We don't have many of those left.

>>133805549
Who is this qt 3.14? google yields nothing but links to know your meme.

>>133806951
How about reading the filename?

>>133807032
>There's only one character named Tachibana in all of animu

Gee thanks anon, I never realized.

>>133807147
>search tachibana on MAL
>look for the girl with orange hair

You're welcome, retard.

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>>133794505
My nigga

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>>133794340
Don't worry Sakura, I will save you!

>>133804829
Are you trying to say it isn't?

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>>133806951
>not knowing entry-level haremshit
Nigga how new are you?

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>>133807279
■■■⬛█■⬛█■■⬛███!

>>133806951
not knowing Boku no Shitoge

>>>/reddit/

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>>133807279
>mfw that part in the church where he strangles Rin's mom

I save whichever one my waifu is on.

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>>133807279