There are 2 ships sinking. One with 300 people on board the other with 301 people on board.
You only have time to save one ship.
Which one will it be /a/?
Your OP was stupid, and so was the post I'm responding to now.
Please go be stupid somewhere else.
>sinking ships you could use
Just have some goons kill the people on one of them. The closer one. That is the purpose of this exercise, correct?
Then I'll feed the remains to the sharks, and have half the people from the ship further away man the closer ship.
I call Aquaman and have him summon some Whales and a Kraken to save all of them.
The best part about being a good guy, is you can always ask another good guy to help do what you can't.
If time left for thinking is smaller than 30 seconds, proceed to save ship1, else
If probability for successful execution of saving either ship appears to be dropping by a notable amount every minute, proceed to save ship1, else
If "probability of successful execution of saving ship1 times number of passengers on ship1" is larger than "probability of successful execution of saving ship2 times number of passengers on ship2" then attempt to save ship1, else save ship2.
>You only have time to save one ship.
Ok, I'll ship Kiritsugu x Kirei
I don't have the power to save a ship.
More to the point, I don't have any particular reason to save either.
Nothing better than the smell of drowning fags in the morning.
I blow up the ship that has the fewest number of 2D lolis on it.
Why would I go through the trouble of saving anyone after I decided to sink 2 ships?
Meh. I think I'll pass on this one.
The variable's I'd factor in are the design/layout of the ship, which one is more sunk, the acceleration of what they are sinking at, how exactly is each one sinking, my distance from each ship, the direction of the wind, direction of the current. If you are going to just go by which one has slightly more people you may as well just flip a coin.
>aquire superior Musukou
I'll let the kid handle my ideals hoping he won't get paired with the worm slut so he doesn't become a faggit.
ask that kid, Waver Vel-whatwasit to help the kid with the seigi no mikata shit once he meets him.
Kamisato pls. You're just mad because Touma showed a rookie like you how to save everyone.
>swording your NBR sister
If some random guy like me can save either one of the ships, they're perfectly capable of saving themselves.
Reminder that Urobuchi is a terrible writer.
>Emiya Kiritsugu’s right hand continued its work of writing while his left hand mechanically shoveled his nutrition – hamburgers from a fast food restaurant he bought while investigating – into his mouth. For nine years, Emiya Kiritsugu had eaten at the table of the Einsberns, who were merely a hair removed from royalty themselves. He had grown tired of the cuisine. This fast food, filled with the sense of slaughter, was more suited to his tastes. Being able to eat without interrupting one’s words or thoughts was better than anything, no matter how you looked at it.
I fail to see the problem there.
>unnecessary internal monologue about today's breakfast, what's for lunch, who is making dinner
>repeat for 14 days
>"kiritsugu only eats fast food"
Don't worry Sakura, I will save you!
>not knowing entry-level haremshit
Nigga how new are you?
>mfw that part in the church where he strangles Rin's mom