Monster Musume

These threads stopped being Monster Musume threads when they stopped starting off with a manga chapter.

>>133786309
>Why do all the rich bitches get hair drills?
Probably because drills is the hair style of rich bitches you retard.

>>133786362
So how come you're in this thread then? I just want to talk about our favorite monstergirls. We know how the story of the most recent chapter goes, so what else are we supposed to talk about? And if your answer is, "these threads shouldn't exist, then again, why are you here?

>>133786454
The post this post and then hide the thread, because it's an eyesore.

>>133786489
The post your post instead.

File: 25uk22f[1].jpg (46KB, 290x290px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 290x290px

>>133786309
>>133786379
Not him, but why did drills become the rich girl cut in anime anyway? There's no real life equivalent to drills, so what's the logic behind this? That they're a rich girl cut because it's so impossibly hard to maintain?

>>133786624
You need to get servants to do shit for you as well. It's like how long fingernails became associated with a successful woman because it meant she was rich/married rich, and thus never needed the use of her fingers.

>>133786658
>long fingernails became associated with a successful woman
You mean coke nails?

>>133786624
Of course there's a tvtropes thing for it. Apparently it was a Roman style.http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OjouRinglets?from=Main.PrincessCurls

>>133786714
No idea what that is. The ojou ringlets are rich girl hair because if you get them wet, or dirty, they're a pain in the ass to clean and re-set, so either you're not the type to get them wet/dirty, or you have a servant who will do all the necessary stuff(blocking the splash or recurling your hair) for you.

File: 1448066002802.jpg (718KB, 1800x2400px) Image search: [Google]

718KB, 1800x2400px

Look at this perfection

File: 180iqtvqhpgvwjpg.jpg (111KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 640x360px

>>133786795
A coke nail is a nail you grow out to make snorting cocaine easier and faster when you don't have the patience to make a line.
It's for crackheads on the go.

>>133786795
A "coke nail" is a finger nail that you grow out long in order to scoop up and snort powdered drugs, like cocaine.

>>133786714
>>133786795
I think coke nails are one or multiple nails you let grow out for the purpose of sniffing coke with them. Of course unrelated to the "rich/succesful women have long nails" thing, which outdates the recreational use of coke as a widespread drug (in Yuropp at least).

File: 1442007499217.gif (2MB, 533x300px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 533x300px

>>133786868
>>133786886
>>133786891

File: 7R70ziI.jpg (45KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 480x270px

>>133786915
We're talking about drug use, would you like to join?

File: 1231231231.jpg (45KB, 500x375px)

45KB, 500x375px

>>133786868
>22:55:55
>1337
>86868

Fuck it, let's make this discussion monstergirls related. I want to smoke weed with Cerea and have her regale me with stories of battle that her ancestors faced. I bet she'd get really into it. Plus I would feed her so many carrots while she was telling me.

>>133787095
I just want to spoon with Rachnera. Or just hang around after a private lesson in the fine arts of bondage.

File: 1436894515689.png (995KB, 831x943px) Image search: [Google]

995KB, 831x943px

>>133787095
Cerea is too prim and proper to be into 420. She'd probably rant about how giving in to such perverse opiates weakens the mind until you shut her up by grabbing her hand

File: 1439956749616.png (211KB, 502x628px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 502x628px

>>133787120
>I just want to spoon with Rachnera.
Lewd!

>>133786868
>>133786886
>>133786891
Huh. Here in Asia, successful "lower class" businessmen(blue collar, but well-paying, like contractors) grow out the pinky nail on one hand. Something about fortune(allegedly, if your pinky+nail exceeds the last joint of your ring finger, good fortune follows. In practice, it's more often used to clean out their ears and noses.

File: Bored_Snake.webm (895KB, 900x506px) Image search: [Google]

895KB, 900x506px

I want to marry this snake.

File: 1447946201555.png (241KB, 397x303px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 397x303px

Tio a cute

>>133787672
It must be boring as hell staying at home all day. Why can't they go out without a chaperon again? Don't they have a job or some sort of class to go to?

>>133787672
I want to hold hands with cerea

File: 7d1b4e7e79105ba1192c578c33c10d70.400x225x46.gif (1MB, 400x225px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 400x225px

Pick songs from your library that match the girls

>Miia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG6jk5Q90DA

>Cerea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_CfbR0F_wk

>Papi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmdAAOE3cOk

>Mero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn79PwJG3ZA

>Suu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM83BpH2_3U

>Rachnee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLQzaLr1enE

>Lala
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aRnPP5qc94

What drugs would each MonMusu be into?

File: IMG_20151121_014641.jpg (216KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 768x1024px

some new goods. Looks like cushions and microfiber towels

File: 167647.png (47KB, 225x350px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 225x350px

>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

>>133788161
I'm pretty sure Papi takes cocaine, and we already know Rachnee loves is an alchololic for coffee.

>>133788205
http://tohoanimationstore.com/shop/c/c07/

File: doppel.jpg (434KB, 1025x1080px) Image search: [Google]

434KB, 1025x1080px

Doppel is the Superior Girl

>>133788151
What abou Smih's song

>>133786309
Mero doesn't really live up the bitch role much. Whenever her royal aura shines through people adore her rather than hate.

>>133787929
Because racist couples, trucks, people waiting to buy and sell them, barely there laws that can't protect their rights, a city environment with almost nothing they can do or use comfortably, and it wouldn't take much to mess non-Kimihitos up really badly if they got frustrated or scared or had to defend themselves.

File: IMG_20151121_015118.jpg (175KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 768x1024px

>you will never cup Cerea's tits

why bother with anything anymore

>>133788161
>Miia = Heroin
>Papi = Cocaine
>Cerea = Expensive Alcohol
>Suu = Experimental fertilizer and whatever she finds in the forest.
>Mero = Quaaludes
>Rachnera = Caffine

>>133788205
>right pinky
>left thumb
Ouch.

File: YoungThugSlimeSeason.png (271KB, 470x474px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 470x474px

>>133788269
I couldn't think of something off the bat for her or any of MON

suggestions?

>>133788421
Easy
>Smith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUC8dJ0D6sA

>>133788461
I just thought of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DAiK5wbZX0

File: 1442944481611.png (174KB, 308x410px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 308x410px

>>133787945
L-lewd!

>>133788561

I want to slip my finger inside Cerea's ear.

File: 1445565682687.png (1016KB, 1080x912px) Image search: [Google]

1016KB, 1080x912px

>>133787672
I want to to marry THIS snake.

>>133789114
There is a boot on my snake

File: esKMBzK.jpg (793KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]

793KB, 2048x1152px

Is it even a question anymore who best girl is?
Answer: It's Lala

>>133789253
Not until I see her puffy, purple nipples.

File: 01_illust.jpg (167KB, 640x881px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 640x881px

Night /a/

Sweet Snek Dreams

File: 1447812566697.png (130KB, 969x871px)

130KB, 969x871px

>>133789114

>>133789496

How can someone with such nonexistant taste even have a favourite flavour?

>>133789550
she's just flirting

>>133789253
>mutilated a corpse
>spread an incurable disease
>commited illegal euthanasia

File: CUUubl6WwAAd4Bz[1].jpg (63KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 500x500px

I know some of the new girls in this game have had lazy names, but this latest one really takes the biscuit.

>>133789712
Please don't bully the spider

File: 1442954002541.jpg (331KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 1280x720px

Don't mind me, just posting best girl

File: 1447548088696.jpg (61KB, 384x344px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 384x344px

>>133790123
Close, but not close enough.

>>133790123
Is she hiding behind that giant piece of white paper?

File: 1447907961273.jpg (271KB, 869x1269px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 869x1269px

>>133789683
Yes, pretty much perfect.

>>133790207

>You'll never have a girl who cares for you as much as Lala does

File: best gril.png (147KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 500x281px

>>133790123

File: Mornings.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

Cute snek.

File: FB_IMG_1448013075380.jpg (29KB, 480x401px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 480x401px

I've been gone for 3 weeks from the threads, anything major hal
Ppen?

>>133791052
New chapter out.

lala basically saved a dying girl from dying by turning her into a zombie stolen from zombina's mouth.

>>133791092
>>133791052
into a zombie with a tooth* stolen from zombina's mouth.

File: 1446422350113.png (3MB, 2000x2347px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2000x2347px

>>133791052
Lala was confirmed to be best girl.
As if there was any doubt.

>>133791052
>Lala screws MON by violating both Zombina and a little sick girl

>>133791318

>Mama Mero saves the life of a sick little girl by hospitalising Darling so Lala has the opportunity meet her

File: 1442001984853.png (257KB, 599x337px)

257KB, 599x337px

>>133791370
fuck off

File: ZxLl.jpg (131KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 1280x720px

>>133791391

File: 1446691558862.png (228KB, 1192x830px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 1192x830px

>get a good idea you want to sketch before going to work
>Blue light never comes on

Had a giggle idea about drawing Tio pressing her ogre mounds together with icing drizzled on them. Sin-on-men girl play on words.

File: Centorea.jpg (153KB, 640x881px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 640x881px

Posting best girl.
I wish we got a new Centorea chapter next.
Or at least something where she does something cute even if she's not the focus.

File: 1444418693160.png (346KB, 540x750px) Image search: [Google]

346KB, 540x750px

You'd think if all it takes to turn someone into a zombie is a small bite, then everyone would want to extend there life.

There's practically no downside either. Unless you consider not worrying about getting injured or killed a downside

>>133792453
based horse pussy and cow tits. loyal, proud and strong too while still incredibly shy about public signs of affection

shes literally the perfect waifu

>>133792484
I dont know lad, rotting alive seems pretty bad.

>>133792524
But she doesn't rot, at least not as far as we know, she has an artificial hear that circulates some kind of preservative.

>>133792567
artificial heart*

>>133792567
so she smells like embalming fluid?

>>133792567
well yeah. And what if you dont want to get replace all my blood and heart surgery or you cant afford it or you dont work for the government so you dont get it for free what then?

>>133792511
>shes literally the perfect waifu
She has a horse pussy, as in a pussy that's literally the same as that of a horse. If you think that's perfection, you're literally a zoophile.

>>133792598
>>133792567
Its a physiological thing. No heart beat, no warmth, yet your a walking talking cadaver. We had a big scare in the Army about this stuff and were actually issued a guide book after a nasty little incident in south america. While i can understand the desire to be like Zombina if say you were DYING and decided to pull a Papa Nurgle to get out of meeting old Hobb, but it would have to weighed closely to make sure you don't do something you may regret. Remember that the fluff states that most zombies rot and fall apart if they arent cool or treated quickly

>>133792453
>best girl.
But that's not _________

File: Fran Hm.png (121KB, 368x598px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 368x598px

>>133792645
Small price to pay for longevity man. If you can't afford it you just die, what then?

File: e742f3543a2680a90582504f30a974ed[1].png (147KB, 1267x866px)

147KB, 1267x866px

>>133791903
I wish the thing stopping me from drawing was my tablet.
>>133792668
Everyone has flaws and that's a very small flaw when it comes to those.

>>133792668
>you're literally a zoophile
Love is love anon. I'm sorry you don't want to experience new kinds. Enjoy your cloaca or rotting corpse cunt or whatever.

>>133792744
>I wish the thing stopping me from drawing was my tablet.

Calm down Passive Aggressive

>>133792778
I think that's more self deprecating and less passive aggressive

>>133792708
>what then?
I'll be too dead to care either way. Its not as if ill be laying in my grave regretting not being a zombie. its the zombies who are going to regret not being dead

>>133786754
>>133786624
You need tvtropes for that?

Don't you uncultered swines know anything about the victorian times? When almost everybody with prestige ran arround with either a wig of that sort or actually did the hairstyle?

Also allmost all of the ritch bitches in anime are half British/French/German and often nobles aswell, which contributes to my point. The japs associate that shit, don't ask me why.

>>133792868
If that's how you feel then why do you even continue being alive?

>>133793099
I'll take my pleasures as they come. Its not as if being a zombie is a real option anyways, but even if it was, there's no guarantee the senses stay the same

File: My soul when.gif (561KB, 119x152px) Image search: [Google]

561KB, 119x152px

>>133793128
Yeah, but hypothetically you could always ask a zombie what it's like. It's not like you'd be going in blind, you'd know exactly what to expect

>>133793165
Its probably a lonely existence. They'd most likely lie about how great it is.

Living forever must be fucking awful in the end though. I mean what the hell will happen when the sun goes red giant and fries the earth? Or if in bilions of years we find other planets/galaxies what about the entropic decay of the universe

Shits terrifying to me. Nothing scares me more than the idea of being stuck in a limbo forever. Heaven/hell included.

>>133793165
>>133793176
Im honestly curious if Zombina can actually taste things. Bigger question is how entact and operational the nervous system would be if you jumped on the preservation protocols as soon as you were infected. Zombina appears to have been taken care of early because shes still pretty animated and not green like the other zombie lass. Im sure theres a goos measure of functionality to organs as well since we're dealing with a disease here as well, so for all we know she still operates normally, jusy needs fluid transactions to keep her organs still operating to an extent until they are damaged, or even if they are damagaged they are just replaced or repaired since she cant feel pain.

>>133792778
I just meant the thing stopping me from drawing is myself, which is worse than not having the tools for drawing.

>>133793341
when do you think the brain would reach maximum capacity anyways? before they I don't think you could hold any new information anyways and during heat death of the universe you'd be floating around reliving the few thousand years your brain holds, over and over

>>133793402
Isnt that fucking goddamned scary as shit to you man? Reliving the same life over and over and over and over for fucking ever without even knowing you are?

Hell I could be living this right now this may be the nth billion time i've written this exact post and id have no way of knowing.

I need a drink.

>>133793460
Sounds the same as being dead; i.e. no awareness of your current situation. Might be sad to outside observers but to you its the same as non-existence

File: shit.png (2KB, 348x227px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 348x227px

>>133793495
H-holy shit. I never thought of it like that.

I really need a drink now.

>>133793402
>>133793460
>>133793495
Would be heart wrenching. The fear of watching your wife grow old while you stay young. Your children withering away after your wife dies. Then you are left in a world full of single women that you know you will outlive, so you fuck like a mad man for the first 100 years but each time it gets less and less satisfying because the lust cant keep your heart from being empty. Politics, people, relationships, all meaningless to the person untouchable by time. It would crush me, personally. I love my wife and hope i die before she does, because id be lost in the sauce alone.

>>133793595
>this same tired cliche crap you hear in every immortality conversation
I'm so tired of replying to it

You realize even without being immortal, there's a good chance you'd still watch your wife grow old and die right?

>>133793384
>operates normally
No vitals. Her organs don't do anything, it's why it isn't any big thing if she gets gutted by automatic fire or buried alive or bits fall off of her. She also has secret brain damage, is like a quarter lead by weight, and we don't know if any of her parts are even original, so she pretty much can't be typical of zombies

>>133793649
I'm all for immortality. I'm also tired of the same old cliches. I'd also rather not take zombiehood unless it's as close as possible to living.

>>133793649
Aye but you die soon after words you chuckle fuck. Living hundreds of years past their death is not the same as living a few years after and dying. While still painful, the bandaid pull is shorter because its a few years of anguish and not a century to infinity pull of the hair. Watching your entire family line bite the dust would drive anyone mad.

>>133793723
>No vitals. Her organs don't do anything

Then all her drinking and eating just, what, evaporate?

>>133793815
>Aye but you die soon after words you chuckle fuck
Some people actually remarry, anon. And have actual fulfilling lives as good as their previous marriage. Its actually possible to move on from the death of a loved one, especially if their death wasn't sudden and tragic.

As long as pain and pleasure exist in a random roller-coaster of ups and downs, life is unlikely to stop being interesting. Especially with brand new media and entertainment and scientific discoveries every single day.

>>133793838
She's making regular hospital appointments to change her formalin anyway, maybe she gets vacuumed out at the same time.

God fucking damn it I did not expect to take part in this kind of a conversation in a fucking monster musume thread.

>>133793872
>Some people actually remarry, anon. And have actual fulfilling lives as good as their previous marriage.
>implying those who lose husbands and wives to old age are going to remarry and have "fulfilling" marriages in their 80s

Dont feed me that cliche like its a new taste, guy. Even while still younger, not a whole lot of people remarry. Dont make a baseless statement thats dependent on the quality of the marriage.

>>133793924
I wouldnt think so, due to it would just be leakint everywhere or she would have a fat belly due to unprocessed food in there. It would..not be hard to determine that because the brain is still alive other organs may be still alive as well. She can taste and blush, which is odd but its a fucking fantasy zombie, so is it really a stretch to say a well and quickly preserved zombie can have a functioning system that may require monthly maintenance and checks? I mean hell its a zombie, have a section you just untie and pop her open for a diagnostic

>>133793969
Some people are too old to be able to move on. Widows and widowers at a young age move on though, that's extremely common and a documented fact. The only real thing stopping someone from moving on is A) Too old to care either way B) Societal expectations that they always be a grieving widow/widower and that finding a new partner is bad and unfaithful somehow

>>133794073
>Societal expectations that they always be a grieving widow/widower and that finding a new partner is bad and unfaithful somehow
Its more of a social expectation TO move on, and if you dont they view you AS a lonely old widower. Like i said man it all depends on the connection and the marriage.

>>133794183
Some people don't want to move on, sure. Doesn't mean they don't have the capability. If I was immortal I think the first thing you'd do is find that capability

>>133793341
Just find a merchant and leech off of him until you both fuck

>>133794215
>If I was
>I think

Thats grand, but thats you.

Does anybody have the pic of Draco and Liz holding pinkies?

>>133786309
I hate drills, but I´m a sucker fock the rich/princess girl.

File: Cerea good touch.gif (2MB, 500x750px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x750px

I want to take a bath with Cerea.

>>133787139
I wanna marry this horse. Have lots of kids with her. She'd be pregnant EVERY YEAR....

File: 1436513870541.gif (339KB, 213x199px) Image search: [Google]

339KB, 213x199px

>>133795147

https://gyazo.com/06183cfdfb14b5837d7825436223032e
Would you spend a cold winter's night in front of a fireplace with Centorea?

File: 1443685272458.png (2MB, 1563x875px)

2MB, 1563x875px

>tfw you will never cover your naked body in bird seeds and let Papi have her way with you

>>133796218
I saw a real horse today and got horrified that they really are huge.

Cerea would tower me.

>>133796342
I've been seeing horses since I was little, and I'm totally okay with that.

>>133796307
>Birdseed
>Not using honey so she gets all sticky

>>133796218
Why the gyazo link?

>>133796412
Because it's not done yet, guvna.

File: 20151120_170248-1600x900.jpg (327KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

327KB, 1600x900px

>>133796342
Pretty sure a centaur would be maybe 2/3rd its size. 10mnth old for reference

>>133796449
Why not upload here?

>>133796410
>wanting to get your birdfu's feathers sticky
Do be more considerate of your birdfu's comfort and well being

>>133796522
Because I don't want to use the image cap for stupid things.

>>133796410
no one enjoys being sticky anon

>>133796449
>>133796591
I for one appreciate the restraint

File: _HorribleSubs__Monster_Musume_no_Iru_Nichijou_-_12__1080p__204913.jpg (96KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1920x1080px

>>133796218

>>133796630
That's not true, my gf loves being bukkake'd by my friends

File: mylittlepony new.jpg (55KB, 876x493px)

55KB, 876x493px

>>133795844
Trying so hard. God what a cringe.

File: 1426738397677.png (455KB, 1048x700px) Image search: [Google]

455KB, 1048x700px

>>133797319
Story was confirmed though. He posted pictures of his squad cleaning some big gun and they had a laptop playing anime in the background

>>133797175
Please explain!!!

>>133797319
>Mil-Bronies

Ugh. Had to deal with these morons all the time. Fuckin cooks and s1 shop

File: 1445905886492.gif (2MB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 540x304px

>>133797489
There's not much to explain. We have an open relationship and we both agreed it's okay to sleep with other people. So yeah.

>>133797498
Are they really a thing? How can the army allow such degeneracy? Why haven't the rest of you armyfags beaten the autism out of them?

File: 1432263010707.png (122KB, 364x385px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 364x385px

>>133797568
>open relationships

>>133797568
Describe how the bukkake goes down.

File: 1444677078022.gif (1MB, 853x480px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 853x480px

>>133797625
Yeah, I wasn't really into it a first. I actually haven't slept with anyone else besides her yet. But I like knowing I have the freedom to do so if that's what I want.

File: Nyarlathotep_by_erkanerturk-d4h5bgg.jpg (106KB, 751x1063px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 751x1063px

>>133788245
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!

> Cthulhu fhtagn
> Is she nary an Elder God?

>>133797833
Man, you a kek.

>>133797833
You're worse than keksfish

File: 1447513549001.png (450KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

450KB, 640x480px

>>133797609
It's not as bad as anime autism though.

File: Drive-by Lelf.jpg (183KB, 1008x600px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 1008x600px

>>133797833
If you don't dump them immediately after they propose an open relationship you're pretty much retarded

>>133797833
Whatever helps you sleep at night bud

>>133797022
yes pls

What happened to Zombina after Lala pulled her tooth, is she under probation or what?

>>133798214
Yes.
House arrest likely at darlings.

>>133798239
Oh shit, MON chapter next?

Will bikecop get some show time?

>>133797609
I caught one fucker wearing a rainbow dash patch and smoked him into the dirt, then called his TL and had him take over.

>>133797833
Sounds sexy, but I want to know how the bukkake goes down. You guys sound cool.

>>133798306
> bukkake
> cool
pls

>>133798263
Fuck yeah. Best christmas ever.

File: 1441652311255.gif (474KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

474KB, 500x375px

>>133798288
He got a surprising amount in the anime where he wasn't originally in the manga. Considering he's a pretty popular background character I'm sure we'll see a few more cameos

>>133798356
Why cant papi be smarter?

File: 1440911176674.gif (960KB, 540x304px)

960KB, 540x304px

>>133797808
We have a list of guys we can call on, most are guys I know, a few she knows. We invite over three or four guys at a time. As a rule she doesn't do blowjobs or vaginal with the other guys, so it's mostly handjobs and anal.

>>133798039
We're dating, not getting fucking married or anything. I'm not retarded like that. What do I have to lose in such an arrangement?

>>133798420
Dignity
Pride
etc

>>133798420
What about your waifu?

>>133798420
Time.
You're investing time which could be spent on someone better than someone who enjoys facials from people other than you.

Unless you are in your 40s go get another pony cut from the herd and start saddling her.

File: Really.png (134KB, 372x334px)

134KB, 372x334px

>>133798420
Can you stop derailing the thread with your attentionwhore cück nonsense? Thanks

>>133797833

My exwife tried the same shit of having an open relationship. She wanted it because I wasn't fucking her. And why is that? She became a whale and always wanted to do the same thing in bed and wouldn't ever do anything for me so I got bored fast. If you're not "taking advantage" of the open relationship you're just letting her cheat for free.

File: 1445727855188.jpg (14KB, 231x250px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 231x250px

>>133798393
I'll can be her brains as long as she's my happiness

File: 1447539680928.jpg (157KB, 720x1280px)

157KB, 720x1280px

>>133798214
>>133798356

In other past thread:
"So this got posted last thread.
It says お巡りさん(omawarisan), which apparently translates to "policeman". What's interesting though, is お巡り translates to "bluebird".

>>133798420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWM_1hBu_c

>>133798652
I really hope scans of the whole thing shows up.

File: 1447697436151.png (214KB, 308x603px)

214KB, 308x603px

Goopy waifu

>Oh yeah i just let multiple dudes rail my girlfriend anally is no bee dee

Fucking womanish sub males are a cancer

>>133798608
What if her brain is your happiness?

File: 1440618827461.png (274KB, 483x682px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 483x682px

>>133798787
Welcome to the death of the west my man. At least I can distract myself with monster girls

File: 1441847920088.png (120KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 400x400px

Rewatching Lalas episodes last night was a nice refresher but made me want to see her newer moments animated like in 30 and 38.

>>133798873
Convince all your friends (lol) to buy the merch and maybe they'll decide to make a second season

>>133798873
Steal her head and she wont be chuuni anymore

File: 1446673246925.gif (2MB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 540x304px

>>133798873

>>133798945
Just stare her down to gether to break from her chunni voice to her cute voice.

But her being chunni is cute.

File: Jesus.gif (765KB, 500x281px)

765KB, 500x281px

>>133798652
Bike Cop a cute

>>133798847
Not even Cera or Rach tits could drown out this shameful display of backbone lack

>>133799030
> You will never meet lala from beyond the grave
Why even die?

>liking horse pussy.

smhtbhfam

>>133789253
Best girl changes every time a new chapter comes out.

File: cerea is shit.jpg (104KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 720x720px

>>133799256
Agreed

>>133798652
Again, that's not how Kanji works and "bluebird" isn't even slightly implied by that name.

>>133799204
> Even in death you wont meet your waifu
Why bother existing?

>>133799204
Youre right, if theres no lala waiting for my i wont be dying.

>>133786309
why did you remove mero's gills?

>>133799555
> not zooming
Look closely anon

>>133789712
when is the game out?

>>133789712
Im assuming this is not the same Rachnera we know and love.

Whats her name?

File: I don't believe in anything.png (190KB, 906x296px)

190KB, 906x296px

>>133799440

Monster nendoroid when?

>>133799944
When stop torrenting

>>133799994
*You

>>133798652 >>133799332
Blame Google Translate.

>>133800311
> 2015
> Google translate
You should learn moon anon

>>133799313
You raised your son to avoid Aryan perfection? You gay.

>>133800311
>Trusting Google translate

File: 1441339800453.jpg (63KB, 1280x720px)

63KB, 1280x720px

>>133800382
That would be Draco, not horse

>>133800347
>implying I'm not
Been taking classes for a bit at local night school. It helps, but I tend to use Google Translate for speed(and sometimes it gives a pronunciation I didn't know for the kanji).

>>133800460
Whynotbothgirl.jpg

>>133800485
>Learning Japanese
>Still trusting Google translate

time for sudoku

File: Both.gif (941KB, 398x223px)

941KB, 398x223px

>>133800521
here

>>133800546
I did that too. Never really got good enough to be competitive.

I only post google translate versions as a joke, or when I really can't make sense of it. I'm getting a bit better at the inverted sentence/grammar structure though.

>>133800311
It's like people who say "rain" and "candy" are the same word in japanese or "cloud" and "spider" yes they're pronounced the same way (some debate on rain and candy) but it doesn't imply a relationship between the two they have speerage kanji and Japanese peipeople don't get them confused. As a translator it really grinds my gears when people jump to conclusions about japanese stuff without even knowing the language./rant

>>133800702
Separate* wow what the fuck us this phones autocorrect doing.

>>133800557
Many thanks.

>>133799016
THE
BEST

>>133800702
kumo kumo? spider cloud?
was trying to be punny

>>133800702
>Japanese people don't get them confused
Except when they do

>>133800980
Generally it's obvious from context or with the iru aru distinction for living and non-living things. In casual conversation it could be possible to make a mistake but for written things it does not happen, unless it's intentional for a pun like that episode of yuru yuri. I can't think of even one time in conversation anyone has mistaken cloud for spider or candy for rain even briefly. It's exceedingly rare and borderline "boke".

>>133801101
In this example especially no native japanese speaker is going to draw a connection between omuwarisan written in kanji or spoken and a bluebird unless he was wearing a bluebird suit or a shirt with a bluebird on it or had feathers. It's not a pun and clearly isn't meant to be a pun.

>>133800980
雲 is for cloud and 蜘蛛 is for spider, both are pronounce the same but different meaning. Just like building a building.

>>133801194
Omawari*

>>133801194
As I explained the previous time, it was just a hilarious(to me) mistranslation on Google's part, coupled with a slow thread I wanted to spark conversation in.

>>133786309
>Why do all the rich bitches get hair drills?
Just clicked for the pretty mermaid, but to answer this question:
Ringlets, tube curls, rag curls, etc all take fucking forever and a lot of effort to make on a regular basis. Commoners ain't got time for that shit.

>>133801279
Right but you're giving people the impression that there is some connection between bike cop and papi or Papi's dad. There isn't, conversation is fine but people shouldn't get their hopes up for connections that don't exist.

>>133801394
That's exactly the mistaken conclusion I hoped they'd make. I did try to make it seem like it was meant to be a joke, but didn't expect it to go past the initial thread.

File: 1447217447175.jpg (135KB, 428x381px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 428x381px

>>133797833
How tragic

>>133801342
But not all rich girl have that hair style anon

>>133801579
And not all poor girls have rat nests for hair. I was just saying why they aren't usually seen on poor chicks.

>>133801523
Never underestimate how stupid people can be.

I have some time before sleeping, who should I draw?

File: 0eJ2qfF.jpg (161KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 1000x1000px

>>133801746
Lala.

>>133801746
Miia singing snake eater

>>133786309
Rich people like oil. In order to get oil you need drills. Therefore, rich people have drills. That's the way I see it.

File: 1447082453380.png (481KB, 607x665px) Image search: [Google]

481KB, 607x665px

TOUCH THE BUTT. DO IT NOW

>>133801807
Should I feel weird for wanting to caress her fingers over her breasts?

>>133802623
Would anyone be able to tell if Lala had a mongolian spot if her whole butt is purple?

>>133803120
A what?

>>133803388
birthmark

File: Centorea stockings.jpg (112KB, 850x846px)

112KB, 850x846px

>>133802623
That's a delicious looking butt, but boobs will always be better.

>>133803724
boobs are just fake asses

>>133803837
Asses are just boobs that lactate shit instead of milk.

>>133803724
You know. Im not a cereafag by any means. But the john smith doujin where he fucks the centaur is my favorite scene in that. Except for the Butterflygirl whose lack of appearances in the manga is a travesty.

My point is.. Any other good horse pussy doujins?

>>133803837
Boobs are the evolution of ass, to be an ass man is to live in the past. Boobs have been molded by mankind's desires for thousands of years of evolution. They are the final form of ass, elevated to levels primitive man could not comprehend. I will always be a boobs man, the modern man of taste.

>>133803837
> 20115
> liking ass
Step up desu senpai

>>133803901
The old Monmusu and how he portrays the Centaur society in the manga makes me think Okayado hates Centaurs or at least Centaurfags.
Although overall I find the Monstergirl Reports too short to use as masturbationary aid.
Just go to exhentai and search Female:centaur and language:english and check the tags before you read

>>133801746
>>133801808
Lala bullying please

File: 1437815156649.png (196KB, 349x414px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 349x414px

>>133801746
Some cozy winter Lala pls

>>133801807
where do I acquire this

>>133804151
Ebay

>>133804228
I don't see any listings

can someone please tell me how often is the manga being published?

File: gfdsg.jpg (160KB, 800x261px)

160KB, 800x261px

>>133804102
>check the tags before you read
Why would I do th-

>>133804421
Monthly when crab isn't feeling overwhelmed.

>>133804589
Um.

Im kinda curious now. I wasnt planning to go on sadpanda tonight but i kinda have to now no?

You got a link?

File: 29-34.jpg (621KB, 1300x1431px)

621KB, 1300x1431px

>>133803724

I know it, Anon.

>>133804742
It's one of those Z-Ton "X of an Era" comics, where a Centaur wears a suit of possessed armor and there's tentacles and stuff like that.
My guess based on those tags.

>>133804803
Correct.
I've had many a mighty masturabotory sessions to that one.

File: 1447823614887.jpg (27KB, 600x450px)

27KB, 600x450px

>>133803837
>Implying the fake can't surpass the original.

>>133804803
>>133804926
Did ya know.

Well im gonna search for it later.

>>133804926
I never found it that good, although I haven't read the series, only that and the first chapter. From what I remember there was too much talking and not enough horse pussy in those comics.

>>133798356
never noticed that he was in it other than his scenes that are also in the manga

Why has Lala gotten so popular? Or is it just a few vocal ones at this point?

Tio a best though

>>133805556
Newest chapter is all about her. Considering how much she's been just kinda there and the whole "literally who?" thing, Id say she deserves the spotlight for a bit.

>>133805556
>Why has Lala gotten so popular?
Next chapter is focused on her.
Plus, she got that detachable head.

>>133802623
God damn that ass is flatter than TF's chest

>>133805716
Please no bully the cinnamon girl

File: 1446179161294.jpg (109KB, 352x490px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 352x490px

>>133802623
I prefer
FIRM
SUPERIOR
BIRD
POSTERIOR

>>133805556
She looks insanely pretty in the anime. And the new chapter beeing about her was hinted since Crab's break, hence the hype built up. Also, Loen taking a liking to her and posting a lot of art helped too.

>>133805800
>the feeling of holding her tiny buns apart while Dodge Ramming that with two tons of COCK

File: 1443199520582.gif (3MB, 492x283px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 492x283px

>>133805847

>>133805847
>Dodge Ramming
I laughed more than I should have

And Papi has best butt

>>133805800
not as good as
Strong &
Snooty
Horse
Booty

>>133805945
B-but muh INFINITE
MASS
OGRE
ASS

>>133805983
BIG
WIDE
MONO
EYE

File: 1447825982472.png (4MB, 1514x2582px)

4MB, 1514x2582px

>>133805997
FLAT

>>133788561
>>133788334
PROMOTION!
>>133796342
Tall girls are olev

File: 1441770531634.jpg (126KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 1920x1080px

>>133806121
>Implying her ass has to stick 6 inched out from her body to be amazing

I'm pretty sure Polt has the phattest ass, and I'm not even a Poltfag

File: 1440201441999.png (943KB, 853x891px) Image search: [Google]

943KB, 853x891px

>>133805945
>>133805983
>>133805997
>>133806062
Nowhere near as good as
BIG
PLUMP
SNAKE
HEART

File: Puking.gif (227KB, 320x214px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 320x214px

>>133806314

>>133806314
Why would she even have an ass crack? She doesn't have legs.

File: 1444785937525.jpg (305KB, 1536x1968px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 1536x1968px

>>133806266
It's between Polt and Papi
Papi has great size and tight as fuck booty
Polt has a bigger butt, it's probably tighter though since she is a /fit/goddess
Personally I choose Papi becuase how can you say no to this qt face

File: 1440391580008.png (418KB, 774x474px) Image search: [Google]

418KB, 774x474px

>>133806406
I want to marry this bird!

File: FB_IMG_1447961038565.jpg (51KB, 480x564px)

51KB, 480x564px

Wheres chapter 38 guys?

File: 1440110470790.jpg (82KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 1280x720px

>>133806314
Best butt.

File: 05e.jpg (14KB, 476x182px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 476x182px

>>133806461
Secondary go

File: 1442683274657.jpg (55KB, 612x841px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 612x841px

>>133806494
>Jaden Smith
>Not a manlet

Super
Flagrant
Military
Agent

>>133805997
Small tight butt. While soft and pliable, the short Harpy's posterior remains steadfast in your palms. Papi eyes you with anticipation, her face flushed in a rose colored hue. With vigor you spread her buttocks apart and hold them steady. The grip of her legs locked around your waist tightens in preparation of penetration. In a single stroke you fill the lusting Harpy's canal with your manhood, she cries out a trembled yelp in response. Without delay you begin to thrust in and out of her small hole, poking and prodding at the entrance to her womb. The walls of her cramped pussy cling to your meaty rod in response to her lust. Before long your cock begins to convulse and discharge multiple gooey streams of semen that, with the help of your continued thrusts, you hope pervade the deep confines of her womb.

>>133807011
Hey that's great man.

File: 14457443372622.png (238KB, 465x336px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 465x336px

>>133807058
Yeah, bro.

File: 1337263433493.png (131KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 500x500px

>>133807011

File: 1444602291378.png (467KB, 950x1084px) Image search: [Google]

467KB, 950x1084px

Miia a shit

File: 512423.png (429KB, 725x1101px) Image search: [Google]

429KB, 725x1101px

I accidentally cut myself, please help me stop bleeding

>>133808093
I'd find you a band-aid, but my eyes are bleeding too much.

>>133808093
Lala's Miia fanfiction.

>>133808093
>Deviant Universe.

Sorry Anon nothing can heal a cut from an edge like that. Prepare to enjoy Linkin Park and writing self insert Sonic fic's.

>>133808202
Don't make fun of Lala's hikikomori status.

>>133808093
Is that Solid Snake

>>133808262
I got a solid snake for Miia right here.

>>133808247
Lala deserves no saving grace after last chapter

File: 1430103072391.jpg (202KB, 1292x772px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 1292x772px

>>133808262
No. This is Solid Snake.

File: 1445378205.jpg (39KB, 279x670px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 279x670px

Miia THE cute!!

>>133808304
Nigga what? She did nothing wrong. Sure she violated Zombina's privacy but she saved a little girl's life.

File: 137124556014.png (248KB, 1282x574px) Image search: [Google]

248KB, 1282x574px

>>133808348
The cutest.

>>133808361
Consider the following: Suu has healing powers and could have saved her without zombification

>>133808413
Give me your hat, Snek.

File: CoolHat.png (36KB, 516x328px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 516x328px

>>133808446
Here.

>>133808361
And now MON are in hot water and can't do anything for the foreseeable future because of it.
Thanks Lala.
And Mero's Mom too for ultimately causing these chain of events to line up.

>>133808304
>>133808444
SJW please go, we dont care about a little girl going zombie.

>>133808444
Sure. That would have been a very interesting chapter you know. Im sure Suu's healing powers have so far been shown to only work on external injuries such as cuts and such.

>>133808499
>Im sure Suu's healing powers have so far been shown to only work on external injuries such as cuts and such.
Consider the following: Suu can dissolves whatever she touches and could easily have MADE the disease external

>>133808552
Holy shit. So you want her to actually literally dissolve a girl? If Suu would do that people would CRUCIFY her.

Im almost certain that Suu cant heal something like Leukemia or other types of cancers. If she could well there'd be 0 stakes left in this manga forever. And it would be too mary suuish even for her.

>>133808642
>Mary suuish

Anon pls

>>133808642
> If Suu would do that people would CRUCIFY her
You can't crucify a liquid you silly

>>133808738
Figuratively speaking darling.

File: 1447699537766.jpg (556KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

556KB, 1000x1000px

A best. A cute!

File: Stupid Sexy Solid Snek.jpg (151KB, 485x532px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 485x532px

>>133808322
No. THIS is Sold Snake.

File: 1441203341287.jpg (327KB, 1280x1149px)

327KB, 1280x1149px

>>133808829
I see no difference here.

File: oldSnake.png (169KB, 626x705px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 626x705px

>>133808829
>>133808885

>>133808642
>So you want her to actually literally dissolve a girl
Yes, what's the issue. Surgeons cut people, Suu'd have to get in somehow
>Im almost certain that Suu cant heal something like Leukemia or other types of cancers
Well Suu's mostly water and blood's mostly water so as long as she was super careful about what she ate she could treat most tumors by invading the bloodstream and substituting the water composition of blood. And afterward we know Suu can eject purified water so she just needs to maintain blood pressure on the way out and seal the wound. The only issue would be whether or not she can differentiate healthy cells from cancer cells.

As for leukemia, she'd be even more qualified to treat that since it wouldn't require going beyond the bloodstream, although the patient's immune system would remain compromised afterwards, possibly fatally so without a bone marrow transplant.

>>133808953
Right and considering how much of an asspull suu's powers are (i mean really how is something that dissolves supposed to seal up a wound?) the shitstorm after such a chapter would be on the level of the tentacle ones. (Ok maybe not really)

I mean hey darling's in the hospital with this sick terminal girl hmm suu you busy tomorrow aight cool love aaaand all is ok.

>>133809155
>i mean really how is something that dissolves supposed to seal up a wound?
Fucking magic. Did you forget she also has magical empath powers?

>>133809248
Fuckin magic doesnt make for that interesting of a story you know? Even lala who's arguably the most magical of the girls didnt go aight girl you're now immortal. She used an already established immortal device.

>>133809370
Lala having magical healing powers IS already established though

Fuck, it's more established than zombification, which we didn't have confirmation on being transmittable yet

>>133809370
goiing to interject and suggest that zombina's tooth is only a placebo, or a red herring to hide what lala really did.

>>133809567
>Lala
Suu*

>>133809567
>>133809609
Yes anon but so far its only established as working on external injuries such as cuts.

We have no way currently to confirm that she's able to heal something like cancer or aids. Sure, the possibility that she can go full mary suu and do that exists, but currently from what we know of her abilities, she cant.

>>133809607
Sure, that would also be a possibility. We just have to wait and see.

Im sure crabman, since he's never been to one to go into super complex storytelling, only involved zombina in order to have a monfocused chapter.

>>133809722
>ability to dissolve whatever she has contact with
>ability to close wounds
>ability to produce component fluids and alter her pressure on the fly
She's basically drain cleaner for the human body, anywhere fluids can get to or eat their way into without fatal damage is a place she can purify and treat.

I don't know if she could specifically target AIDS though, that's probably unlikely, but cancer? The only issue would be both if its metastasized and she can't differentiate the cells. She'd have no problem eating tumors and then closing the entry wound.

At the very least with regular body invasions she could even keep an aggressive cancer from forming enough tumors to cause a fatal situation. She's basically no downside chemo.

I want Rach to make me wear frilly dresses to embarrass me during sexytimes.

>>133790207
so basically, if they do manage to kill Darling, Lala wins?

File: cqj7pSB.jpg (827KB, 2092x3718px) Image search: [Google]

827KB, 2092x3718px

My Polt/MON pouch finally got here after I missed the delivery. LOOK HOW CUTE POLT IS. So genki. No idea what I should use it for yet though kinda small for my 3DS and my gym chalk might ruin it...

>>133791092
where?
or is it still being cleaned/translated/edited/etc. as we speak?

>>133810201
No one knows if she's bullshitting or not. This latest chapter showed that she's not as powerful as she lets on.

>>133810201
Yeah basically she wins the long game.

Prior to this chapter there were people that believed she was just being her chunnii self and doesnt actually have powers. I do believe that after this chapter its confirmed she has afterlife related powers.