Why do all the rich bitches get hair drills? Other monstergirls would look good with drills, right?
So how come you're in this thread then? I just want to talk about our favorite monstergirls. We know how the story of the most recent chapter goes, so what else are we supposed to talk about? And if your answer is, "these threads shouldn't exist, then again, why are you here?
Not him, but why did drills become the rich girl cut in anime anyway? There's no real life equivalent to drills, so what's the logic behind this? That they're a rich girl cut because it's so impossibly hard to maintain?
You need to get servants to do shit for you as well. It's like how long fingernails became associated with a successful woman because it meant she was rich/married rich, and thus never needed the use of her fingers.
No idea what that is. The ojou ringlets are rich girl hair because if you get them wet, or dirty, they're a pain in the ass to clean and re-set, so either you're not the type to get them wet/dirty, or you have a servant who will do all the necessary stuff(blocking the splash or recurling your hair) for you.
A coke nail is a nail you grow out to make snorting cocaine easier and faster when you don't have the patience to make a line.
It's for crackheads on the go.
I think coke nails are one or multiple nails you let grow out for the purpose of sniffing coke with them. Of course unrelated to the "rich/succesful women have long nails" thing, which outdates the recreational use of coke as a widespread drug (in Yuropp at least).
We're talking about drug use, would you like to join?
Fuck it, let's make this discussion monstergirls related. I want to smoke weed with Cerea and have her regale me with stories of battle that her ancestors faced. I bet she'd get really into it. Plus I would feed her so many carrots while she was telling me.
Cerea is too prim and proper to be into 420. She'd probably rant about how giving in to such perverse opiates weakens the mind until you shut her up by
grabbing her hand
>I just want to spoon with Rachnera.
Huh. Here in Asia, successful "lower class" businessmen(blue collar, but well-paying, like contractors) grow out the pinky nail on one hand. Something about fortune(allegedly, if your pinky+nail exceeds the last joint of your ring finger, good fortune follows. In practice, it's more often used to clean out their ears and noses.
Pick songs from your library that match the girls
some new goods. Looks like cushions and microfiber towels
Because racist couples, trucks, people waiting to buy and sell them, barely there laws that can't protect their rights, a city environment with almost nothing they can do or use comfortably, and it wouldn't take much to mess non-Kimihitos up really badly if they got frustrated or scared or had to defend themselves.
>you will never cup Cerea's tits
why bother with anything anymore
I couldn't think of something off the bat for her or any of MON
I want to to marry THIS snake.
Is it even a question anymore who best girl is?
Answer: It's Lala
I know some of the new girls in this game have had lazy names, but this latest one really takes the biscuit.
I've been gone for 3 weeks from the threads, anything major hal
Lala was confirmed to be best girl.
As if there was any doubt.
>get a good idea you want to sketch before going to work
>Blue light never comes on
Had a giggle idea about drawing Tio pressing her ogre mounds together with icing drizzled on them. Sin-on-men girl play on words.
Posting best girl.
I wish we got a new Centorea chapter next. Or at least something where she does something cute even if she's not the focus.
You'd think if all it takes to turn someone into a zombie is a small bite, then everyone would want to extend there life.
There's practically no downside either. Unless you consider not worrying about getting injured or killed a downside
well yeah. And what if you dont want to get replace all my blood and heart surgery or you cant afford it or you dont work for the government so you dont get it for free what then?
>shes literally the perfect waifu
She has a horse pussy, as in a pussy that's literally the same as that of a horse. If you think that's perfection, you're literally a zoophile.
Its a physiological thing. No heart beat, no warmth, yet your a walking talking cadaver. We had a big scare in the Army about this stuff and were actually issued a guide book after a nasty little incident in south america. While i can understand the desire to be like Zombina if say you were DYING and decided to pull a Papa Nurgle to get out of meeting old Hobb, but it would have to weighed closely to make sure you don't do something you may regret. Remember that the fluff states that most zombies rot and fall apart if they arent cool or treated quickly
Small price to pay for longevity man. If you can't afford it you just die, what then?
I wish the thing stopping me from drawing was my tablet.
Everyone has flaws and that's a very small flaw when it comes to those.
You need tvtropes for that?
Don't you uncultered swines know anything about the victorian times? When almost everybody with prestige ran arround with either a wig of that sort or actually did the hairstyle?
Also allmost all of the ritch bitches in anime are half British/French/German and often nobles aswell, which contributes to my point. The japs associate that shit, don't ask me why.
Yeah, but hypothetically you could always ask a zombie what it's like. It's not like you'd be going in blind, you'd know exactly what to expect
Living forever must be fucking awful in the end though. I mean what the hell will happen when the sun goes red giant and fries the earth? Or if in bilions of years we find other planets/galaxies what about the entropic decay of the universe
Shits terrifying to me. Nothing scares me more than the idea of being stuck in a limbo forever. Heaven/hell included.
Im honestly curious if Zombina can actually taste things. Bigger question is how entact and operational the nervous system would be if you jumped on the preservation protocols as soon as you were infected. Zombina appears to have been taken care of early because shes still pretty animated and not green like the other zombie lass. Im sure theres a goos measure of functionality to organs as well since we're dealing with a disease here as well, so for all we know she still operates normally, jusy needs fluid transactions to keep her organs still operating to an extent until they are damaged, or even if they are damagaged they are just replaced or repaired since she cant feel pain.
when do you think the brain would reach maximum capacity anyways? before they I don't think you could hold any new information anyways and during heat death of the universe you'd be floating around reliving the few thousand years your brain holds, over and over
Isnt that fucking goddamned scary as shit to you man? Reliving the same life over and over and over and over for fucking ever without even knowing you are?
Hell I could be living this right now this may be the nth billion time i've written this exact post and id have no way of knowing.
I need a drink.
H-holy shit. I never thought of it like that.
I really need a drink now.
Would be heart wrenching. The fear of watching your wife grow old while you stay young. Your children withering away after your wife dies. Then you are left in a world full of single women that you know you will outlive, so you fuck like a mad man for the first 100 years but each time it gets less and less satisfying because the lust cant keep your heart from being empty. Politics, people, relationships, all meaningless to the person untouchable by time. It would crush me, personally. I love my wife and hope i die before she does, because id be lost in the sauce alone.
>this same tired cliche crap you hear in every immortality conversation
I'm so tired of replying to it
You realize even without being immortal, there's a good chance you'd still watch your wife grow old and die right?
No vitals. Her organs don't do anything, it's why it isn't any big thing if she gets gutted by automatic fire or buried alive or bits fall off of her. She also has secret brain damage, is like a quarter lead by weight, and we don't know if any of her parts are even original, so she pretty much can't be typical of zombies
Aye but you die soon after words you chuckle fuck. Living hundreds of years past their death is not the same as living a few years after and dying. While still painful, the bandaid pull is shorter because its a few years of anguish and not a century to infinity pull of the hair. Watching your entire family line bite the dust would drive anyone mad.
>Aye but you die soon after words you chuckle fuck
Some people actually remarry, anon. And have actual fulfilling lives as good as their previous marriage. Its actually possible to move on from the death of a loved one, especially if their death wasn't sudden and tragic.
As long as pain and pleasure exist in a random roller-coaster of ups and downs, life is unlikely to stop being interesting. Especially with brand new media and entertainment and scientific discoveries every single day.
>Some people actually remarry, anon. And have actual fulfilling lives as good as their previous marriage.
>implying those who lose husbands and wives to old age are going to remarry and have "fulfilling" marriages in their 80s
Dont feed me that cliche like its a new taste, guy. Even while still younger, not a whole lot of people remarry. Dont make a baseless statement thats dependent on the quality of the marriage.
I wouldnt think so, due to it would just be leakint everywhere or she would have a fat belly due to unprocessed food in there. It would..not be hard to determine that because the brain is still alive other organs may be still alive as well. She can taste and blush, which is odd but its a fucking fantasy zombie, so is it really a stretch to say a well and quickly preserved zombie can have a functioning system that may require monthly maintenance and checks? I mean hell its a zombie, have a section you just untie and pop her open for a diagnostic
Some people are too old to be able to move on. Widows and widowers at a young age move on though, that's extremely common and a documented fact. The only real thing stopping someone from moving on is A) Too old to care either way B) Societal expectations that they always be a grieving widow/widower and that finding a new partner is bad and unfaithful somehow
>Societal expectations that they always be a grieving widow/widower and that finding a new partner is bad and unfaithful somehow
Its more of a social expectation TO move on, and if you dont they view you AS a lonely old widower. Like i said man it all depends on the connection and the marriage.
>tfw you will never cover your naked body in bird seeds and let Papi have her way with you
Pretty sure a centaur would be maybe 2/3rd its size. 10mnth old for reference
Trying so hard. God what a cringe.
Story was confirmed though. He posted pictures of his squad cleaning some big gun and they had a laptop playing anime in the background
There's not much to explain. We have an open relationship and we both agreed it's okay to sleep with other people. So yeah.
Yeah, I wasn't really into it a first. I actually haven't slept with anyone else besides her yet. But I like knowing I have the freedom to do so if that's what I want.
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!
> Cthulhu fhtagn
> Is she nary an Elder God?
It's not as bad as anime autism though.
If you don't dump them immediately after they propose an open relationship you're pretty much retarded
He got a surprising amount in the anime where he wasn't originally in the manga. Considering he's a pretty popular background character I'm sure we'll see a few more cameos
We have a list of guys we can call on, most are guys I know, a few she knows. We invite over three or four guys at a time. As a rule she doesn't do blowjobs or vaginal with the other guys, so it's mostly handjobs and anal.
We're dating, not getting fucking married or anything. I'm not retarded like that. What do I have to lose in such an arrangement?
You're investing time which could be spent on someone better than someone who enjoys facials from people other than you.
Unless you are in your 40s go get another pony cut from the herd and start saddling her.
Can you stop derailing the thread with your attentionwhore cück nonsense? Thanks
My exwife tried the same shit of having an open relationship. She wanted it because I wasn't fucking her. And why is that? She became a whale and always wanted to do the same thing in bed and wouldn't ever do anything for me so I got bored fast. If you're not "taking advantage" of the open relationship you're just letting her cheat for free.
I'll can be her brains as long as she's my happiness
In other past thread:
"So this got posted last thread.
It says お巡りさん(omawarisan), which apparently translates to "policeman". What's interesting though, is お巡り translates to "bluebird".
Welcome to the death of the west my man. At least I can distract myself with monster girls
Rewatching Lalas episodes last night was a nice refresher but made me want to see her newer moments animated like in 30 and 38.
>implying I'm not
Been taking classes for a bit at local night school. It helps, but I tend to use Google Translate for speed(and sometimes it gives a pronunciation I didn't know for the kanji).
I did that too. Never really got good enough to be competitive.
I only post google translate versions as a joke, or when I really can't make sense of it. I'm getting a bit better at the inverted sentence/grammar structure though.
It's like people who say "rain" and "candy" are the same word in japanese or "cloud" and "spider" yes they're pronounced the same way (some debate on rain and candy) but it doesn't imply a relationship between the two they have speerage kanji and Japanese peipeople don't get them confused. As a translator it really grinds my gears when people jump to conclusions about japanese stuff without even knowing the language./rant
Generally it's obvious from context or with the iru aru distinction for living and non-living things. In casual conversation it could be possible to make a mistake but for written things it does not happen, unless it's intentional for a pun like that episode of yuru yuri. I can't think of even one time in conversation anyone has mistaken cloud for spider or candy for rain even briefly. It's exceedingly rare and borderline "boke".
In this example especially no native japanese speaker is going to draw a connection between omuwarisan written in kanji or spoken and a bluebird unless he was wearing a bluebird suit or a shirt with a bluebird on it or had feathers. It's not a pun and clearly isn't meant to be a pun.
>Why do all the rich bitches get hair drills?
Just clicked for the pretty mermaid, but to answer this question:
Ringlets, tube curls, rag curls, etc all take fucking forever and a lot of effort to make on a regular basis. Commoners ain't got time for that shit.
Right but you're giving people the impression that there is some connection between bike cop and papi or Papi's dad. There isn't, conversation is fine but people shouldn't get their hopes up for connections that don't exist.
That's a delicious looking butt, but boobs will always be better.
You know. Im not a cereafag by any means. But the john smith doujin where he fucks the centaur is my favorite scene in that. Except for the Butterflygirl whose lack of appearances in the manga is a travesty.
My point is.. Any other good horse pussy doujins?
Boobs are the evolution of ass, to be an ass man is to live in the past. Boobs have been molded by mankind's desires for thousands of years of evolution. They are the final form of ass, elevated to levels primitive man could not comprehend. I will always be a boobs man, the modern man of taste.
The old Monmusu and how he portrays the Centaur society in the manga makes me think Okayado hates Centaurs or at least Centaurfags.
Although overall I find the Monstergirl Reports too short to use as masturbationary aid.
Just go to exhentai and search Female:centaur and language:english and check the tags before you read
>check the tags before you read
Why would I do th-
>Implying the fake can't surpass the original.
I never found it that good, although I haven't read the series, only that and the first chapter. From what I remember there was too much talking and not enough horse pussy in those comics.
FIRM SUPERIOR BIRD POSTERIOR
She looks insanely pretty in the anime. And the new chapter beeing about her was hinted since Crab's break, hence the hype built up. Also, Loen taking a liking to her and posting a lot of art helped too.
>Implying her ass has to stick 6 inched out from her body to be amazing
Nowhere near as good as
It's between Polt and Papi
Papi has great size and tight as fuck booty
Polt has a bigger butt, it's probably tighter though since she is a /fit/goddess
Personally I choose Papi becuase how can you say no to this qt face
Small tight butt. While soft and pliable, the short Harpy's posterior remains steadfast in your palms. Papi eyes you with anticipation, her face flushed in a rose colored hue. With vigor you spread her buttocks apart and hold them steady. The grip of her legs locked around your waist tightens in preparation of penetration. In a single stroke you fill the lusting Harpy's canal with your manhood, she cries out a trembled yelp in response. Without delay you begin to thrust in and out of her small hole, poking and prodding at the entrance to her womb. The walls of her cramped pussy cling to your meaty rod in response to her lust. Before long your cock begins to convulse and discharge multiple gooey streams of semen that, with the help of your continued thrusts, you hope pervade the deep confines of her womb.
I accidentally cut myself, please help me stop bleeding
And now MON are in hot water and can't do anything for the foreseeable future because of it.
And Mero's Mom too for ultimately causing these chain of events to line up.
>Im sure Suu's healing powers have so far been shown to only work on external injuries such as cuts and such.
Consider the following: Suu can dissolves whatever she touches and could easily have MADE the disease external
Holy shit. So you want her to actually literally dissolve a girl? If Suu would do that people would CRUCIFY her.
Im almost certain that Suu cant heal something like Leukemia or other types of cancers. If she could well there'd be 0 stakes left in this manga forever. And it would be too mary suuish even for her.
>So you want her to actually literally dissolve a girl
Yes, what's the issue. Surgeons cut people, Suu'd have to get in somehow
>Im almost certain that Suu cant heal something like Leukemia or other types of cancers
Well Suu's mostly water and blood's mostly water so as long as she was super careful about what she ate she could treat most tumors by invading the bloodstream and substituting the water composition of blood. And afterward we know Suu can eject purified water so she just needs to maintain blood pressure on the way out and seal the wound. The only issue would be whether or not she can differentiate healthy cells from cancer cells.
As for leukemia, she'd be even more qualified to treat that since it wouldn't require going beyond the bloodstream, although the patient's immune system would remain compromised afterwards, possibly fatally so without a bone marrow transplant.
Right and considering how much of an asspull suu's powers are (i mean really how is something that dissolves supposed to seal up a wound?) the shitstorm after such a chapter would be on the level of the tentacle ones. (Ok maybe not really)
I mean hey darling's in the hospital with this sick terminal girl hmm suu you busy tomorrow aight cool love aaaand all is ok.
Fuckin magic doesnt make for that interesting of a story you know? Even lala who's arguably the most magical of the girls didnt go aight girl you're now immortal. She used an already established immortal device.
Yes anon but so far its only established as working on external injuries such as cuts.
We have no way currently to confirm that she's able to heal something like cancer or aids. Sure, the possibility that she can go full mary suu and do that exists, but currently from what we know of her abilities, she cant.
Sure, that would also be a possibility. We just have to wait and see.
Im sure crabman, since he's never been to one to go into super complex storytelling, only involved zombina in order to have a monfocused chapter.
>ability to dissolve whatever she has contact with
>ability to close wounds
>ability to produce component fluids and alter her pressure on the fly
She's basically drain cleaner for the human body, anywhere fluids can get to or eat their way into without fatal damage is a place she can purify and treat.
I don't know if she could specifically target AIDS though, that's probably unlikely, but cancer? The only issue would be both if its metastasized and she can't differentiate the cells. She'd have no problem eating tumors and then closing the entry wound.
At the very least with regular body invasions she could even keep an aggressive cancer from forming enough tumors to cause a fatal situation. She's basically no downside chemo.
My Polt/MON pouch finally got here after I missed the delivery. LOOK HOW CUTE POLT IS. So genki. No idea what I should use it for yet though kinda small for my 3DS and my gym chalk might ruin it...
Yeah basically she wins the long game.
Prior to this chapter there were people that believed she was just being her chunnii self and doesnt actually have powers. I do believe that after this chapter its confirmed she has afterlife related powers.
>They kill Darling
>Lala's about to get undressed and have wonderful chuuni sex with Darling in the afterlife
>Darling feels himself getting pulled out of the afterlife
>Wakes up in the real world with Smith and Bina over him
>Bina revived him with the zombie virus
>The fans are denied of blue titties yet again
>Literally who loses
Yeah I know.
There were still people that said well ok she can talk in dreams/limbo so what why should I believe she's actually death?
Believe me, Ive seen and taken part in that conversation plenty of times.
Her ears don't even look like horse ears. They're all pointy with fluff at the ends and folds inside like people ears. How the fuck am I supposed to fap to this?
Real talk. That new Xcom looks great.
I need the Vector Version of Polt Chibi. So cute.
Where's my Draco keychain?
Oh shit Nigga, mrs Smith done fucked up and sent a bag full of food stamps to the evidence room, and a bag full of cocaine to darlings House.
The Girls found It, but dont know What It is. What happens? They use it? How each girl is on Coke?
Anyone got the rest of these?
Flat Zombina looks amazing.
So are you just hoping this will eventually become funny or something?
Probably just overstyled hair is something only a girl with too much time and money would go for. The other rich bitch hairstyle is a Hime cut which is said to be one of the hardest to maintain hair styles IRL
This is not supposed to be an inked version, I just wanted to clean up the sketch I should probably re-do the thing from sketch up
oh, there is one (I don't know if she's with a bikini) but nobody seems to have it
Oh yeah I totally forgot to post the other side. I like zombina best on this side.
those are supposed secrets, but they're very obvious.
Lilith and Draco have a bikini version, while Kii and Polt have the normal version only. I have pics of Lilith and Polt's ones but I used to have the Kii's one
You can't fix what's not broken.