Tell me /a/ which power would you like to have and waste for mundane use like pic related.
I could use this ability to always get replies to my shitposts.
It's not what you think
I just really hate driving/walking/biking/waiting for the bus and especially paying for gas.
I'd probably go full Jumper and get to the point where I dont even use doors at my house anymore.
Either that or making people ok with whatever I do. Like, the power to make others rationalize your actions so it's "OK"
Unsure if stealing a ton of shit counts for "mundane", though.
Author Authority like Featherine.
When i fantasize about having powers and shit i always think about 2 possibilites
1. Stopping time
2. Moving at the speed of light
why? because i'd be able to do anything, anywhere, any time
i could waste all my time lurking /a/ and then at the last moment in front of the teacher i'd do my homework at the speed of light or stop time and do whatever i need
there's also the erotic possibilities, touching and seeing all you want. I'd be able to bury my face in that hot teacher's tits as long as i wanted and she wouldn't even realize what happened, i could put my penis between her asscheeks until i cum right over her warm asshole and rub it all up on her labia majora
then i could go anywhere, stop time, and steal anything i needed. Need some cash? stop time/ move really fast and empty every wallet within a mile
it can also work as a controlled teletransportation power, so it's the most convenient for me
High tier summoning skills or a powerful mon companion.
What ever power Rikka has that makes her so great
Being able to be in more than one place at a time, colaborating with my other counterparts, and being a one man army. And of course, abusing the shit out of my power to learn everything there's to know in human knowledge, and become a parallel super computer and all that.
Only then, i'll be able to watch my entire backlog
Intangibility, or some similar ability which prevents matter from coming into contact with me when I so choose. I could infiltrate any facility, cause disturbances in others' bodies from the inside-out, and quite literally be untouchable.
Being able to manipulate the universe on a large scale using exceedingly advanced mathematics also sounds pretty neat.
are you the autist inside me?
whenever i think about moving at the speed of light i end up realizing it's impossible anyway because the air particles and shit wouldn't move at the same speed, so i couldn't move
same with stopping time, particles wouldn't have a way of moving so i would have to stand still, at least i could get unlimited time to think
Oh wait, I already have that power.
Why wouldn't you be able to move them? They just get displaced as long as you have enough force to do that at least. Think of it as you moving at the speed of infinity so tons of things can happen in a extremely short amount of time. Then again, you'd probably be busting everything into plasma right?
So I imagine to have the power to overcome that since I like doing chikan things, if I ever get a power like that first I'll explore it's limits to not fuck it up and end dead after using it the first time.
>Any action or scenario in my life is dictated with a textbox message that appears that gives me 3 choices on what I should do next.
That's not always a good thing.
>whenever i think about moving at the speed of light i end up realizing it's impossible anyway because the air particles and shit wouldn't move at the same speed, so i couldn't move
I thought it was impossible to travel the speed of light because it would require an infinite amount of energy in order to accomplish or something.
The power to fly.
Sometimes I just wanna fly away, soar high, fly in the clouds.
And never having to pay for a fucking airline ticket again!
I want people to call me your highness
Power of Suggestion
Just think of all the shit you could do if you could "suggest" your way into everything
>hey I wanna live in this 5star hotel's penthouse for free
>hey lets fuck in the middle of the street
>hey im taking home this console/computer
>hey free food
Being the immortal Dragonborn would be pretty awesome