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ITT: Powers you wish you had

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Tell me /a/ which power would you like to have and waste for mundane use like pic related.
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>>133742153
Telekinesis. I want to be able to answer the phone without having to sit up.
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I could use this ability to always get replies to my shitposts.
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The power to make friends.
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>>133742440
That is actually pretty scary.
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>>133742153
The power to suck dick.
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The deus ex machina power to grant a girl's number to a boy.
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>>133742153
That would actually explain a lot of To-Love-Ru.
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>>133742301
That sounds like a good suggestion for a shitty super power.
>The power of telekinesis
>But you can only answer the phone with it
>and it's always a telemarketer
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>>133742153
isn't nemesis literally his stand now?
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The power to not be a failure.

Though immortality sounds kind of fun.
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>>133742153
Teleportation.

It's not what you think

I just really hate driving/walking/biking/waiting for the bus and especially paying for gas.
I'd probably go full Jumper and get to the point where I dont even use doors at my house anymore.

Either that or making people ok with whatever I do. Like, the power to make others rationalize your actions so it's "OK"
Unsure if stealing a ton of shit counts for "mundane", though.
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>>133742153
Teleportation would literally solve all problems.
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>>133742153
unnaturally high luck
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Full control of time.
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Author Authority like Featherine.
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>>133742153
Any action or scenario in my life is dictated with a textbox message that appears that gives me 3 choices on what I should do next.
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>>133743610
>kill yourself
>Kill yourself
>kill yourself
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Shapeshifting so I don't have to eat with forks and spoons no more.
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Gomu Gomu no Mi
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>>133743694
>no kill you'reself
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When i fantasize about having powers and shit i always think about 2 possibilites

1. Stopping time
2. Moving at the speed of light

why? because i'd be able to do anything, anywhere, any time

i could waste all my time lurking /a/ and then at the last moment in front of the teacher i'd do my homework at the speed of light or stop time and do whatever i need

there's also the erotic possibilities, touching and seeing all you want. I'd be able to bury my face in that hot teacher's tits as long as i wanted and she wouldn't even realize what happened, i could put my penis between her asscheeks until i cum right over her warm asshole and rub it all up on her labia majora

then i could go anywhere, stop time, and steal anything i needed. Need some cash? stop time/ move really fast and empty every wallet within a mile

it can also work as a controlled teletransportation power, so it's the most convenient for me
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>>133742440
>>133742788
>>133743268
You fags already have this power.
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>>133743901
>implying
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High tier summoning skills or a powerful mon companion.
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What ever power Rikka has that makes her so great
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Being able to be in more than one place at a time, colaborating with my other counterparts, and being a one man army. And of course, abusing the shit out of my power to learn everything there's to know in human knowledge, and become a parallel super computer and all that.

Only then, i'll be able to watch my entire backlog
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Intangibility, or some similar ability which prevents matter from coming into contact with me when I so choose. I could infiltrate any facility, cause disturbances in others' bodies from the inside-out, and quite literally be untouchable.

Being able to manipulate the universe on a large scale using exceedingly advanced mathematics also sounds pretty neat.
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>>133742153
The power of owning the anthropomorphic incarnation of the Necronomicon.
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>>133744333
tfw no backlog
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The power to create powers.

To make it more fun I can only create powers in others, but they can give me those powers if they so choose.
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Quicksave.
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The power to learn and use/copy other powers
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>>133743416
This so much.
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>>133743884
>2. Moving at the speed of light
Enjoy your friction.
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I'd go for DBZ-style ki because muh power fantasy and I'm still 12 years old, apparently.
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Just choose omnipotence already
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>>133744838
are you the autist inside me?

whenever i think about moving at the speed of light i end up realizing it's impossible anyway because the air particles and shit wouldn't move at the same speed, so i couldn't move

same with stopping time, particles wouldn't have a way of moving so i would have to stand still, at least i could get unlimited time to think
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>>133742153
Invisibility

Oh wait, I already have that power.
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>>133744977
>air particles can't move in stopped time
>can't breathe
>tfw Guldo's timestop in DBZ is the most realistic time stop in anime
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>>133744977

Why wouldn't you be able to move them? They just get displaced as long as you have enough force to do that at least. Think of it as you moving at the speed of infinity so tons of things can happen in a extremely short amount of time. Then again, you'd probably be busting everything into plasma right?
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The power to ban someone on a mongolian wallpainting image board not for free
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The power to slap omnipotent beings
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The power to ban people from the internet. Like, when I see a retarded comment, I can just concentrate for a moment and they get the banhammer.
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>>133745001
You and me both anon.
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Answer Talker would be my pick.
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>>133745077
Someday, mod-kun.

Someday.
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>>133744977
So I imagine to have the power to overcome that since I like doing chikan things, if I ever get a power like that first I'll explore it's limits to not fuck it up and end dead after using it the first time.
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>The power to Ctrl+Z my actions
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>>133746339
That comes in the full time control pack.
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>>133743610
>Any action or scenario in my life is dictated with a textbox message that appears that gives me 3 choices on what I should do next.

That's not always a good thing.
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>>133742153
The power of a Harem MC minus the density/beta.
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>>133746918
Now you got that power, but the girls only love your dick and think of you as a disgusting pig.
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>>133742153
what's the doujin?
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>>133744977
>whenever i think about moving at the speed of light i end up realizing it's impossible anyway because the air particles and shit wouldn't move at the same speed, so i couldn't move

I thought it was impossible to travel the speed of light because it would require an infinite amount of energy in order to accomplish or something.
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The power to fly.

Sometimes I just wanna fly away, soar high, fly in the clouds.

And never having to pay for a fucking airline ticket again!
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Fuck teleport, I want portals. It's all the advantages of teleporting but more versatile.
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>>133747021
Giving you infinite mass and literally turning everything into plasma around you, but I guess powers get in charge of all the physics.
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>>133747115
Enjoy your endless portals.
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I want people to call me your highness
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>>133747286
Start sucking some dicks then.
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>>133742153
time stop. like in touhou, no not the game.
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Being able to use sleepholds like Onizuka on people who just won't shut up
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invulnerability would be nice, but I'd never use it since fighting is against my nature
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>>133742153
Immortality. because I only have 5 more years to live due to an illness
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>>133742788
>>133743901
I think he means his own dick
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>>133742951
Finds a way?
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>>133742153
Power of Suggestion

Just think of all the shit you could do if you could "suggest" your way into everything
>hey I wanna live in this 5star hotel's penthouse for free
>hey lets fuck in the middle of the street
>hey im taking home this console/computer
>hey free food
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>>133748938
Came here to post this.
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Telekinesis or an enhanced human body physique.

Working without tiring must be awesome and these two abilities can make this real.
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>>133744526
Do you reread and rewatch a lot? I think I've inherited dementia so as long as I don't forget how to read I'm set for life.
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>>133749047
>Do you reread and rewatch a lot?
Nope. I probably rewatch only ~1% of the anime I pick up.

As for rereading stuff it's about the same.
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>>133742153
Being the immortal Dragonborn would be pretty awesome
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>>133744808
You were always that fucking kid.
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>>133748938
Check out movie called 'Push' It's kinda shit but also cool in the same way
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The power to scam people with patreon.
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>>133742331
I gotchu, senpai.
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>>133746954
Even better.
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>>133749112
>Being the immortal Dragonborn
>not wanting CHIM
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