Lala is the greatest.
I dont recall there being blatant touhou cosplays in the anime. What did Papi look like in the show?
Oh they recoloured it. Funny, I never noticed it at first.
>order monmusu art book
>comes a month early
>book won't come out
>see graphic on side of box
>in english: how to open, followed by simple pictorial instructions
First, Yōko the Nine Tails (I think the term used is supposed to identify her as a Chinese species)
And Ruth the Orthros
That poor box.
I actually never noticed in the manga that cleavage Suu is pretty well disguised. I remember watching the anime and wondering why I never considered how easily Darling should have recognized it was her since you can blatantly see Suu hanging out between her boobs.
Repeats mantra for an annual chapter and gets lala chapter
>lala why you don't show your gentle and caring side for your hospitalized man
>lala doesn't abuse, rape, hold hands, dominate, shove tits and ass on darlings face like rest of harem has done for aeons
>still no good shot of her curves without clothes
Damn Crabber your teasing is killing me but not complaining. At least got something more about her personality and the fact she can pull some disturbing and hilarious shit if it's for the greater good. Pliers, phew.
>fap bait characters
give me a break
Who else here Pressing Iron for Polt?
she's kind, shy, very sweet (in the afterlife), has a great body, she probably likes animu and mango
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench.
>Is she nary an Elder God?
I don't even think Smith is best. I just do it for the dank meme.
Reminder that Suu is for hugging. Only best girl can give hugs of this magnitude.
True. But she's still not Doppel-chan.
On the other hand...
It's not easy to be the best girl, after all.
Yo anyone wanna dump the (probably shitty) raws? Archive is dead so finding them is a major pain in the booty.
Yeah I did that and I ain't seeing them in the last three threads.
>Lala ends up getting MON in trouble
>All because she wanted to help a little girl live
>A little girl she met at the hospital
>The same hospital that Darling is in because of his injuries
>The same injuries he got from Mero's Mom
>The same mom who lied to her people and nearly fucked up relations because 'muh fetish'
Crabman proving once again Mero's Mom is indeed the worst.
>tfw never will get a PapiThuggin or MigosPapi mixtape with Gucci Mane features
>Suu's butt can be as big or as small and as firm or as soft as you want
Look harder, also planes aren't monsters
What if she read other things about you doing so? What would she find delving into your last panda trip anon?
>With one of those mattresses where you can adjust the firmness.
>putts one of Suu's hand on mattress, another on her butt
>"Okay Suu make them equal!"
>no chibis of the girls in various outfits
life is suffering
I've never bought merchandise in me life tho
>I've never bought merchandise in me life tho
Don't start. I have two shelves of figures that could have been put towards my savings for retirement. How I wish I could talk some sense into the high school me...
wish i had the money to buy a few figures...rinko iori would be erotic
>We have too many goddamn darkies in this series.
All I've bought so far is the books and a few of the keychains.
Not gonna bother putting effort into taking the shots since the second pic is in an awkward corner. Plus it's off topic but w/e.
2/3 (forgot ones in my room)
Mostly Type-Moon and Touhou ones.
Probably around $4-5000 Canadian in total.
Jesus Mary and Joseph!!!that outfit is just off the charts hot. Punk Polt with snake tail is making my heart BONER go Dunka Dunka
Look at the the image names. >>133732292 is the orginal and >>133728193 is someone who started doing it because the original Smith-fag has been missing a lot of threads lately.
loving the keychain
is there a draco, miaa or spider version?
Aside from Kintama, madoka and steins gate I cant recognize the others
Is that Spock?
so am I
I can't recall about Draco, but all the main girls got one, including Polt and Lilith.
>the original Smith-fag has been missing a lot of threads lately.
Sorry I've been really tied up with work.
Where does a guy like me go around to get one of those Suu keychains?
Its good for Mushishi threads.
What if Trudeau took in 25000 monster girl refugees instead of shitty Syrian refugees?
They came out during the summer, sold out.
I luckily enough got both versions of Cerea and Tio.
>be history major
>always read Mushishi as Mushasha
Never been in a Mushishi thread, is there alot of Torontonians?
Trudeau sucks, is a populist whore riding on his fathers cock, I voted NDP
>That short hair
>Those ripped stockings
Holy shit I need this in my life.
the only way lala can lose power ranking of best girl is if she ends up being tired/jealous of waiting for darling to die, and she ends up trying to murder him in all sorts of "casual" ways
Remember that one teletubbie that molested all the other teletubbies whenever it got dehydrated?
>tfw no toronto /a/ meetup
well fuck me
Dude we all know Waka would be fucking monster girls like every day. He'd be banging lamias left and right.
I guess it can be comfty
if you ignore the fact we are the murder capitol of Canada. If I wanted to meetup I'd just do it at Anime North since I go to Toronto every year.
Didnt they eat a dudes jizz or something that he mixed into cookies?
normies dont meet up thats the problem
Imagine being a geek in
It isnt cringy at all to be honest. I go every year. The merch is pretty good though being the anon who posted his figures I have been doing my best to keep my presence in there to a minimum, though it's tough. If you can get a group together definitely check it out.
I wouldn't even take Kii for a nature walk i mean
>"Hey Kii lets go out"
>"where to anon?"
>"Oh I just thought we'd walk around your home. You know because its a forest. You're a tree."
>The way that her bikini top pushes up from underneath her boobs.
It's... kinda boring. Dunno what age you were when you lived there but mid 20's, it's boring to me.
Just minotaurs and horses.
I sorta wish I had done the army, they got part of riverside tore up, turning it into a huge strip mall thing now.
>We will never know about Miia's opinion on the kiss
Until maybe February at least
>they got part of riverside tore up
>turning it into a huge strip mall thing now.
FUCKING WHAT? FOR FUCKS SAKES
>tfw we will never go back to happy slice of life happenings at Darling's house
>tfw we will constantly be out and about with random side stories.
>tfw there will be no more lewds ever.
Oh theres a fuckton of them there its fucking Toronto. I remember meeting a guy at the Touhou panel who was from Afghanistan.
Whats up with all the nature captchas all i get are lakes, trees, palm trees, mountains, grass.
Yeah, it's gonna be this huge thing, just had to take out tons of apartments and tear up 3 - 5 blocks length of riverside.
I'm Turkish with that there curly moustache
I used mudslime as a self depreciating term sort of like how comedians self hate, but i aint any of what you listed
I'm Alevi, its not even clear if i am muslim at all
>3-5 blocks of riverside torn up
>mfw ive had sex on most of riverside and now its all going to be a strip mall
>Future generations wont be able to have sex on the statues at night or gets some nookie in a bush
Can you anal a spider?
I'd like to think fucking her spinneret is anal.
Rachnee looks like she'd give the most amazing blowjobs for some reason. Like the best way to milk as much semen possible from my balls in one go.
Posting Spooder for all ya Spooder lovers
Is there a more versatile character than Suu?
a shame i dont have nearly as much as i need
>tfw no spider to spend shitty toronto winters with
>tfw no spider wife to make you coffee in the morning
Spider would die anon, half the time I think I am going to die just walking from the subway station to school, your spider waifu would freeze to death and your hugs wouldnt be enough to keep them alive.
>tfw no spider wife to sleep in and snuggle with on a cold morning
whoa lord almighty
I WAS LOST
NOW AM FOUND
RACH IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
>cuddling with cold-blooded gf
>suddenly power outage
>takes like three days to fix
>cold-blooded gf dies after the first day
Face it, the cold just isnt gonna work out for qt monster waifus.
toront oahs been rather chilly at times
especially if you have to wake up really damn early in the morning
>holding threads linked to his clothes
Is that some kind of elaborate bondage gear she sewed and disguised as winter wear, and she's manipulating the tightness of it while leading him around in public, and that's why she's blushing?
here, use the wallpaper version
no thanks, I already have Suu as my wall paper
looks surprisingly good
>not spending those three days keeping her warm
with your body heat
Three days of eating, sleeping, and cuddling close to your monster waifu isn't something to pass up.
>Your waifu is so cold she's forced to hibernate
>You stay by her side the whole time, talking to her
>And when you run out of things to talk about, you start reading cookbooks to her
>Your waifu wakes up and isn't entirely sure why she's suddenly become a master chef
>Mfw local international market has them in stock, and nobody has the balls to buy them in person
I should just drop the whole damn box and lock eyes with the cashier until I've finished my purchase.
Love will find a way.
Also, blankets. Just wrap Miia up like a snek burrito and you're good.
If anything that will make snek colder anon. Cold-Blooded means they wont produce any body heat of their own, so the only way wrapping a snek burrito is going to work is if you're in there too (and make sure to wrap up tight so the heat can't escape).
Yes. That's what I was implying.
Cuddle while wrapped under the blankets and her coils. Like a cocoon.
Anon, as good as that heresy would be, you have to remember that as a Lamia Rachnee would have to sacrifice her extra eyes.
Not good enough at photoshop for that, and dont want to put the effort into modifying the really well done work of someone else.
Depends on the girl, but you'd have broaden up the torso and thicken the arms for some of crab's girls.
All Lamias look alike right? Cause I'd a delicious brown Miia.
to be fair brown (middle eastern) lamias would be hot as fuck
Lamia society is already middle eastern inspired. Give Miia brown skin and you couldn't tell the difference.
> You will never take Nixon's head and Headless Body of Agnew on a walk
>He doesn't like sharp teeth
>He doesn't live on the edge
I'd let spider near my dick
the close the better
I'm actually doing the saitama training program
Im dying here, help
Just that and a couple of quickie sketches from guardbro I think
I'm planning to start doing pushups Asher my birthday in a couple of days. One pushup a day, increasing by one every day. By Cerea's next birthday(after the coming one, I mean), I will be doing ~370 pushups a day, or over 1000 every three days.
And I STILL wouldn't be able to princess carry her. ;_;
That's perfect for me, i don't even go outside that much
Actually doing it twice a week
I'm stupid, but not THAT stupid
Are you brave enough to poke Rachnee?
That's some good shit right there
My broke ass wants one but I can't.....
snekdreams. But they were about a talking rattlesnake that would bite his own tail and command me to throw him like a frisby at vehicles and people. He'd bite them and instakill them and eventually turned into a graboid from Tremors and conquered the world, much to my own guilt and horror.
I want Rach-nee to gently dominate me
People need to accept that Rach has also fucked up just like anyone. Bending over backwards and making her seem like a perfect character just makes her a bigger walking plot device than she already is.
She'd be better for it.
>oof I fell
she's full of big claws and sharp edges and she doesn't break his ribs and give him concussions on a daily basis
she knows she's easily the most deadly and tries her best to not hurt him
she doesn't go berserk on a full moon and almost kill him, doesn't get filled with lust and injure him anytime she comes on to him
literally every girl has seriously wounded him except for rach
and maybe lala but I don't remember
>mfw i may qualify for a pell grant
>5775BUR for tablet and merch
Forgive me for i may sin
Yeah, a little bit.
And the way they handled her backstory with the family was just piss awful.
Sometimes I question whether or not crab has an editor because the story gets so absurd sometimes. I honestly don't know if crab is trying to make Rach a tragic figure (which is idiotic) or if he's trying to stick with comedy but just doing it badly.
>she doesn't go berserk on a full moon and almost kill him, doesn't get filled with lust and injure him anytime she comes on to him
She wasn't present for the only full moon chapter.
Even if she stays in the background to avoid hurting him Rachnee has arguably had the biggest fuck up so far. You need to accept that.
>oof I fell
Don't dismiss this as nothing. This happened within moments of her intro. It was a dick thing to do.
>is a leech on his finances
>constantly harasses him and the other girls
>is destructive to his house
>constantly tied him up, just because she's stronger than him and enjoys it. "It doesn't matter if you hate it, I'm stronger than you so there's nothing you can do!"
>her situation with Smith is basically blackmail
>literally left him for dead
Man, why is papi even here.
>here's a girl on the intellectual and physical level of a 10 year old
>but wait! Harpies are lolis for life so its a-ok to fuck!
>tfw currently in an empty computer lab in uni, typing a 3k word essay due 8:30 AM tomorrow
>tfw its past 9 pm
mon musu keeps me sane
I find it funny to think of some ISIS member sending that message and then tossing his phone on the table, crossing his arms and looking so mad at someone on the internet.
Used to lift here and there in my army time, but can't really keep the protein requirements for full growth. It's not like I have skinny-jeans legs either, so I don't really have to worry too much about looking top-heavy.
>biggest fuck up
all the girls were under the impression he was going to die, she wanted to end his suffering and get it done, like pulling the plug on someone dying, a mercy kill
or shooting someone who got bit by a zombie so they don't turn
I can see why people would have an issue with it, it just comes down to personal beliefs
>it was a dick thing to do
considering every human up until that point treated her bad, really it's understandable
>leech on his finances
did you watch the show or read the manga? government pays for their stuff
>like that's any worse then nearly killing him all the time
>she teases him sometimes, she doesn't actually bully him, implying that's even bad
>well considering how awful smith is at her job there's nothing wrong with it
is this what white knighting feels like?
I'll defend my waifu with all I've got damnit
>mfw the Americans keep picking on my waifu and I start bombing internally
aw man, I should do an edit of that image
>got 2/3rd through shooping the tooth out and then said fuck it
I fucking hate color blending, fuck that shit I'll stick to making transparencies
>all the girls were under the impression he was going to die, she wanted to end his suffering and get it done, like pulling the plug on someone dying, a mercy kill
You don't get to decide that for someone in a moment like chapter 24. Darling didn't want to die and she could've just stopped the other girls without also offering him to Lala. She not only directly stopped Miia and Cerea, but she decided to "mercy kill" him just because he fell unconscious for a few moments.
>considering every human up until that point treated her bad, really it's understandable
Her host family is joke. The worst thing they did was annoy her and sell her. Rachnee is no tragic character. Stop bending over backwards to make her actions seem okay.