>wake up in middle of night >see this over you what do?

Scream

>>133699699
Fuck her.

Tweak her nipple to stop the alarm and get another 15 minutes of sleep

Dutch oven.

>>133699699
Roll over, go back to bed.

Recite Ezekiel 25:17 before throwing her down the stairs.

>>133699699
Wake up from this nightmare.

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>>133699699
Check the time and go back to sleep.

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>>133699798
Nice.

freeze like a deer caught in the headlights and sweat profusely
if she didn't go away after that I'd probably close my eyes and repeat "there's no place like home" while shivering intensely

Fucking sleep paralysis

Request footjob.

>>133699699
Fuck her right in the pussy. Onii-san doesn't have to know... She's his waifu.

>>133700178
Are you gonna steal hamburgers and shoot people for no reason next?

>>133699699
Be raped.

COCK THE CLOCK
SEX THE ROLEX
COITUS THE KURUMI

>>133700438
Check her time and go back to sleep.

>>133699699
Nothing because alarm clocks has never woken me up in my entire life.

>>133699699
Ask her if she knows what time of night this is.

>>133699798
underrated post

>>133699699
Turn off the alarm clock and go back to bed.

>>133699699
Press Snooze then go back to sleep.

>>133699699
Have her actually come in my bed because it's very cold in my house...Welp, time to go turn the thermostat down even more....

Give clock the cock

Hug and kissu.

I cannot be aroused after being woken up so we cuddle until sleep some back.