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What kind of NP can use Jesus to win the Holy Grail.

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What kind of NP can use Jesus to win the Holy Grail.
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>holy grail
>literally the cup of Jesus

Once you've summoned him, what would even be the point of continuing?
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>>133641536
Unlimited Bread & Fish Works.
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>>133641592
Apparently it's not the actual grail, but some random chalice they nicknamed the Holy Grail.

Plus, the Grail War is simply a magic experiment glorified into a Highlander-style battle to the death. They still need to experiment.
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>>133641536
He uses the infinite spin and BTFOs all american heroes.
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>jesus
>fighting
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>>133641536
Jesus healing could be used quite creatively
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>>133641876
>jebus
>not fighting (and posing fabulously)

What are you, gay?
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>>133641536
I'd like him to have a NP that scales according to the sins of the opposing servant.

Would have a rather Nasu-like quality of utterly destroying some of the strongest heroes but has a much lesser effect on the lesser known.
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>>133641536
Jesus Assassin anime when?
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>>133641536
>Jesus summoned under berserker class
it would be hilarious
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>>133641536
Spear of Longinus perhaps?
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>>133641536
and what is he gonna do? spit fish and wine against gil/saber? get rekt by longinus?
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>>133641990
what happened here?
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The ability to cleanse anyone of their sins and turn them into a good person.

He can't fight and is physically weaker than Emiya. But he's pretty much required if you want to uncorrupt the grail.
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>>133642178
Amazing.
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>>133642390
maybe other holy weapon too.
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>>133642178
You forgot trigger nigger and fullmetal panic s3
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>>133642403
He can summon his army of dragons.
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>>133642243
not really
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>>133642404
Overheal
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Reality marble in which he resurrects whatever killed his oponent originally
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>>133642178
Door Punch > Jesus Assassin
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>>133641536
I mean he has Authority over everything and can revive people.
Something that is completely impossible in the Nasuverse.
Also
>Put down your sword; for all those who take up the sword shall perish by the sword.
>Or do you think that I cannot appeal to my Father,and He will at once put at My disposal more than 12 legions of angels?
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>>133642178
FINDS A WAY

PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxaW5kkd1bQ
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>>133641536
You can't summon gods in the holy grail war.
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>>133642829
Yes you can. You just pee in the holy water and you get smited.
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>>133642829
Jesus is 100% man and 100% God.
Maybe that's a loophole.
Would be like Buddha anyway
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>>133642829
Not with that attitude.
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>>133642829
Not Fatefag, but if i recall correctly, wasn't rules violated in every HGW anyways?
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>>133642887
Nah, blasphemers never get smited for some reason.
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>>133642829
Nigga it's just a dude. He'd probably have the same level of divinity as Hercules.
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>>133642178
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
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>>133642993
Well, they summoned the Zoroastrian god Angra Mainyu, the personification of all evil, into the Avenger class, but he had no powers and only ended up corrupting the grail.
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>>133643022
Touching the Arc gets you smites.
There's still a pool of fire waiting at the end
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>>133643035
Stop talking about stuff you don't understand.
Look up the Trinity
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>>133641536
He needs a skill where he can always turn a table upside down, no matter the table's qualities.
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>>133642178
>no Kaiji S3
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
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>>133643105
The only reason they could summon him was because he wasn't actually a god, just your average guy that everyone decided to label as a god and throw curses on.
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>>133643303
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>>133642178
>no more Full Metal Panic at the last entry

Cheered me up, m8.
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>>133643532
Someone hasn't paid attention to GO.
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You can't summon God, you dumb shit.
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>>133645048
The christian god doesn't even exist in the Nasuverse.
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>>133645106
What is Joan of Arc
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>>133641876
He beat the shit out of the merchants at the temple
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>>133645106
Actually he does, like most of the rest of the gods in your average mythology.
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>>133645048
What happens if you do it anyway?
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>>133645366
It will be Avenger all over again.
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>>133642575
>I'm tired
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was at home
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Can hitler become a servant?
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>>133641536
Jesus? He would practically be useless. Unless he called up his father of course, then he is fated to win because GOD.
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Jesus may not have super strength or a super weapon but he'd be so OP he could end the war just by saying "the other Servants are defeated, the Grail is mine" he wouldn't even have to see the other servants. That's if you go by his canon
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>>133641536
he summons Galahad to get the grail
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>>133645592
But could even Rin's Master supply the Prana to support and bond Jesus with a command seal?
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>>133645592
So if jesus say "excalibur belongs to me now" that would be true?
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>>133642084
I just came to Christ.
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>>133645694
If he can calm a sea by saying "stop" I don't see why he couldn't but why would he want to?

>>133645666
Therein lies the issue with Jesus as a servant
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>>133645833
Is meant for >>133645666
Not >133645681
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>>133645860
Don't you feel silly now.
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>>133645860
Little bit haha, but in 100 years who will care
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>>133643360
Stop talking about shit nobody understands like you understand it.
It would literally be the Prophet/SoG Jesus of Nazareth coming down upon some bitch mages with Holy might. My guess is his phantasm would be something like he can't actually ever die, but it'll take him three days to come back. Or by sacrificing himself, all evil with a 777m radius is smote instantly. What would his phantasm be?
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>>133645905
>>133645879
I did it again maybe I need to go to bed
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>>133643532
Dude, first of all, if King Arthur is a heroic spirit, Jesus certainly is. Second of all, who doesn't start as just a dude? Those who start as something more tend to never actually achieve anything greater. Makes me wonder why the latin word for prodigy is also used for monster. Or I mean, you could be Kim Jong Whatever and be born under a double rainbow while the angels of heaven weep with joy etc etc.
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>>133642829
Gilgamesh is part god. Hercules is part god. Saver is one of the Buddha(god-like or outside the chains of reality), possible a universal one like Vairocana. Caster is a goddess.

So you can certainly summon gods or a copy of them.
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>>133645694
Possession is something autisticly human, it does not apply to God.
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>>133645466
Shut the fuck up Brandon and kill the damn clown already.
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>>133645911
Noble Phantasm - Prophesy Fufilled (SS)

As an Aspect of the Creator, Jesus of Nazareth holds the ultimate authority over the laws of nature and magic. His return forced by the Holy Grail War has sparked the Prophesy of the End. GG WP
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>all these christkeks
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A worst version of Joan of Arc's?
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>>133646013
Hmm. Good point.

>>133645592
I mean, that's more like if you summoned his Dad/Jehovah/Yahweh/Adonai/God/Allah/etc. Jesus can make a mean fish dinner though.
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>>133646006
It will depend in which war and under what system can it take place. Demigods are not entirely divine and Tamamo is not the same thing as Amaterasu so they can be summoned in the Fuyuki one. Buddha can be summoned in the Mooncell and even then it was not that someone summoned him but he willingly summoned himself so Twice could get enlightment.
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>>133641536
Necromancy.
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>>133646076
Noble Phantasm - All Your Base
If Jesus dies in sacrifice during the Holy Grail War, all his opponents are instantly smote by God, relieving humanity of their burden.

So basically Jesus wins, the winner gets a half a grail, or everybody dies.
Jesus Christ this thread is making kek it up.
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>>133645567
But Jesus is God, holy trinity and all that.
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I thought you couldn't summon full deities as servants.
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>>133646364
Prove it.
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>>133642829
Jesus isn't dead and he didn't have to make any contract with the world like Saber did.
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>>133641536
>calling his dad (not the carpenter one)
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He'd be pretty shit at fighting, but he'll be top tier support. If the master is competent he would be insanely broke.
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>>133646407
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity
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>>133646402
Gods are above the rules but they can lowers themselves and be summoned if they have a reason for doing it. Like Buddha and Artemis. Otherwise they don't give a shit about this stuff.
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Im sure jesus would be a late game caster.
Imagine that.
>nigga your arms and legs just got torn away.
>you're dying
>your Servant Jesus comes to you
>he uses his miracle-like powers to heal you completly.
>You basically cant die unless someone fucks you to pieces smaller than atoms.
>your helpful nigger jesus can also revivre any other servant or master who died during the war, with them capable of using exactly the same abilities they could when they were alive. Basically turning them in mindless zombies who "follow his words"
>late game fantasy or some shit, dunno.
Also, his Noble Phantasm would revivre you, without having even smallest of fucks about rules of war.
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>>133641778
The original holy grail is noted to have powers, and if people believe a character is attributed to something enough, the concepts do become linked as we've seen before with Alexander or Nero. He might actually be summoned with the grail due to the concepts being linked at this point.

Its just that the real Holy Grail isn't supposed to "Give out infinite greed and wishes without question or restraint", since that's not what Christ was about really.

He was more about the honor of poverty and stuff.

Original Grail might do something more like, give eternal life to whoever drinks of it. Since that was the original idea of the cup.

"Drink this, for it is my blood, whosoever drinketh it will receive eternal life"

That's kind of what spawned the legend in the first place. However the original grail was found by Galahad, and it was confirmed Galahad returned it to Heaven in G/O.
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>>133645567
>Jesus? He would practically be useless.

Read a Bible one day

Basically in every passage Jesus appears in he pulls out a new power that he had all along, but just didn't feel like using before.

Casting out demons, walking on water, converting water into wine, creating infinite food, telling the weather to chill out and it listens to him with a word, instantly killing a fig tree by touching it, controlling demons, resurrection, blah blah

He was basically Superman, but stronger

Its always stupid as fuck whenever I hear someone say he's weak. He was a pacifist generally since he was trying to prove that mortals could live on Earth and live right, and in order to prove this fact he didn't ever rely on his infinite powers while he was on Earth. Also he wasn't on Earth to judge anyone, but rather to teach people.

Yet he made it more than clear he still had his powers and more whenever promoted. He wouldn't ever use his powers to benefit himself, but if someone else was sick or calling out for help, he would always pull out some new power to help them.

Anyone who says he doesn't have a lot going on in terms of powers, has never read a Bible.

It was made clear that the first time around Jesus would be nice, he would only teach, but the second time around he will use his powers without restraint.
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>>133646887
I mean the grail grants Salvation which is kinda the ultimate wish.
So the definition of a Grail as omnipotent wishgranter is understandable
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>>133647083
He's talking about the Nasuverse. All "gods" are basically just nature spirits, Aristotles/Ultimate Ones are the real deal.
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>>133647148
Except that we know that Jesus was a fucking big deal.
His birth ended the Age of Gods and the beast of revelation is the Final Boss in prototype
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>>133647216
>Except that we know that Jesus was a fucking big deal.
Sometimes Nasu can do the right thing
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>>133647104
Yeah, but the idea of "Will give you whatever you want, without restraint" is kind of against him as noted in CCC. He would give you things, but he's not giving you whatever you want without question. He's not going to give you the deaths of everyone on the planet, he won't give you infinite riches, he won't give you infinite adultery. Jesus is more about saving your soul rather than just giving you a short term happiness that steals from you more in the long-run. Also the whole "Do not pile up material possessions on Earth".

The grail that grants infinite wishes without restraint is really the chalice of the whore of Babylon; who's presence is all about giving into infinite lusts and greeds without restraint.

God is more like a father; he'll give you what you need, rather than what you want a lot of the time. You may not be happy in the short term, but you'll be a better person in the long term is the idea.
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>>133647216
Still a small fry in the big scheme. But yeah, he'd be a top tier servant, probably around Savers level.
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>>133647148
People really need to bullshit if they go "Pfft, weak, its just a nature spirit of god, I mean its not an Aristotle or anything"

Gods are still things that are far above heroic spirits. Its straight out said that trying to compare even Nine Tails Tamamo to any heroic spirit is impossible, as they cannot ever come close. High tier divine spirits still have all of their power in the current age, since they stand outside of time itself.

Saying they're not a big deal, CCC can tell you why that's bullshit.
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>>133647350
I'm not disagreeing. Jesus would be a killer Servant, probably couldn't even be summoned (properly) anyway.
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>>133647313
Yeah they are probably on the same tier.
But that tier is multiple times higher than Ultimate Ones
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>>133647433
I doubt he would heed the summoning at least.

Even Buddha didn't really have to heed shit, but rather he chose to be summoned. Guy kind of went out of his way to be summoned really, since he wanted to save Twice's soul that was lost.

Divine spirits are kind of outside of the system entirely, unless they just happen to want to join.
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The war just ends up becoming Saint Young Men

A lot of servants generally wouldn't fight Christ if they found out his identity anyway.
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>>133641536
His NP is the holy grail. He just says "nigga this was my cup anyway" and takes it.
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>>133641536
Why not this guy?
Jesus makes things too easy.
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>>133647631
Because he's got a 3-toed foot for his left hand.
Who'd want to share prana with a guy like that?
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>>133647574
gigamesh totally want to fight jesus.
He is gonna hate him because jesus is the true king of kings.
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>>133647455
>>133647507
Aren't divine spirits still dependent on worship?
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>>133647677
Gilgamesh would just have an identity crisis and go somewhere to pout.
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could the Hero of Heroes, best the King of Kings?
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>>133647455
Huh, I always thought that the Types are the highest forms of existence in the Type-Moon verse.
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>>133647083
>Read a Bible one day
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The better question to ask is how TM is gonna BS summoning female Jesus or Jesus in a girl body.
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>>133647966
In the physical universe, yes. But Types can't use any of the True Magics nor can they reach the plane of existence that Nasuverse gods reside in.
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>>133648149
>Implying TM Jesus won't be a Saber clone
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>>133648733
God fucking damnit, he would be too.

But really, even if he was a jew in real life, shouldn't he be white considering that that's what he's depicted as all the time? (and thus that being the image that people have of him)

Unless it's something else like actual real Jesus showing up because he wants to I guess.
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>>133647717
I want to see Gil vs Jesus

>"Mongrel, muh Gate of Babylon will..."

>"Stop"

>"WAAAH muh swords don't work"

>"Return from where you came"

>poof

Short and hilarious
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>>133649078
imagine that with Gil-Ko she totally fall in love for him
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>>133641536
The second coming, duh.

>>133647148
by nasuverse rules Jesus powerlevel would be out of the charts
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>>133648861
>a little Caucasian loli with a fake beard in a toga that's way too large for her
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>>133649196
How strong would the big G be in the nasuverse anyways?

Don't the Church get their powers from his beliefs or something? Or is it magic?

Also, aren't Demons also top dogs? I'm not sure if they've been shown but I think I heard that they have something like a reverse RM or what not.

And if the church would regularly battle those things along with how Jesus makes those guys his bitch, then he must be some top shit.
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>>133649429
>How strong would the big G be in the nasuverse anyways?
If he does exist in the Nasuverse, then omnipotent.
>Don't the Church get their powers from his beliefs or something?
What powers? The church can't do shit.
>Or is it magic?
The church uses a very mundane, very weak form of magic that the Clock Tower would scoff at.
>aren't Demons also top dogs?
They are near the top, yes, but Types are stronger.
>if the church would regularly battle those things
They don't. True demons are a problem when they do appear. A very big problem. They usually can't even manifest themselves physically into the normal world so at best they can sometimes possess humans and manifest themselves through them, which the church does battle, or try to.
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>>133649429
>How strong would the big G be in the nasuverse anyways?

Very strong, probably like a Bodhisattva, but not omnipotent.
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>>133649652
I guess I was thinking of Index when I thought of prayers being useful

Did I overestimate shit like, I'd assume, various Shrouds that they use? They probably also have other stuff considering Saints are pretty big deals as servants.

Not to mention they'd probably have better shit or at least equal to the 7th scriptures or that stuff Ciel uses, right?

This is sorta just waiting for a power creep in a new VN, anyways.
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>>133650020
Prayers are extremely useful against DA/Vampires/Unholy things.
For example Amakusa curbstomps Vlad in Vampire mode.
Or Jeanne exorcises Jack the stripper so hard they can't be summoned again though that's because it's a collection of wraiths not a HS.
For Saints Martha has a skill called miracle that "makes the impossible possible" Rank D

And Tsukihime remake will probably have a lot more Ciel and Nrvnqsr wank
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>>133650446
>Jack the stripper

How sexy.
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>>133650446
>Prayers are extremely useful against DA
Melty Blood discarded
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>>133641536
The Ark one-shotted Herakles. It's enough.
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>>133641536
I haven't watched or read any Fate material but from what I understand servants are pulled from the past right? So what exact effect does this have on the flow of time. Does it work on closed loop theory were they had already been pulled by you in the past but you are just now experiencing it? Is it multi verse theory were they are pulled from an alternate time line;or does it actually alter the events of history in your own time line every time you pull a servant out of time?

Is it something else entirely.
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>>133651766
Shirou is the red man.
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>>133648488
Are divine spirits bound by the Root?
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>>133651766
They're copies, they're not actually physically pulled from the past.
Except for Saber who is a special case.
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>>133651766
It's something else entirely, the "Holy Grail." Is an object that, contains the soul of dead heroes. These souls can be returned to a shifted physical form at the peak of their lives and the grail creates pure replicas (meaning there is no difference between the originals and the ones these Heroes wield) of their arms and armor known as Noble Phantasms.
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>>133651766
The throne of heroes is outside time and space. What the ritual is does is create a copy of a heroic spirit and summoned it under a class mold.
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>>133651814
I already know allot of the character names and faces but was asking about how the qauntum mechanics of time travel work in the Nasuverse work.
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>>133651975
Copies except Saber who's fated to go back and die on that battlefield.
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>>133641595
Under-rated post
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>>133642404
Do you remember that chapter of Franken Fran where that one woman literally turned into cancer? Same thing, except with God powers instead of science.
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>>133641536
Pretty sure he'd have an ability involving winning through sacrifice
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>>133652699
S++ rank luck: cannot be killed by anything
NP: Resurrection
Can kill self to auto win the dawn of the day after tomorrow. Master is protected during this time, but also can't act. Others can will the grail before the NP finishes.
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>>133641536
Level EX Charisma. He'll put everyone on his side just with the strength of his personality.
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Jesus gets summoned into the Saver class and purges all the evil servants and ends the war by sacrificing himself and purifying the Grail in the process.

He was summoned by an edgy, angsty, aetheist teen mage who had lived a hard life up until that point, causing him to reject religion. Jesus shows him the love of God and inspires him with his sacrifice.

At the end of his arc, the master becomes a new prophet, travelling the globe, bereft of possesions, spreading good will, helping others, and teaching the ways of christ; using his magic to preform miracles to help others.
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>Jesus is summoned and his influence is so great that St. George saber, emperor Justinian rider. and/or any other religious christian servants work with him, regardless of the wishes of their masters or use of command seals.
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>>133647992
Bible is a good read, especially the story of David, and adventures of Jesus.

Its like Jojo's at times

Some chapters are more dry than others, but some chapters play out like an action movie.
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>>133655865
And when you read shit like this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infancy_Gospel_of_Thomas
you really start asking why there was no paintings of ripped Jesus doing poses while teaching people.
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>>133656279
Christianity gets a lot of hate, but travelling around the Holy Land with Jesus sounds like great banter. Learning, lifting, raising people from the dead. All in a day's work.
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Reminder that Jesus hates figs.

18 Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. 19 Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.

Matthew 21:18-22
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>>133656691
Low tier fruit
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Under normal circumstances Jesus would only qualify for Ruler or Saver classes. That is, of course, assuming he does not incarnate himself as just Jesus, a classless Servant, against the wishes of the Grail. He could also potentially lower himself and qualify for the Caster class.

He wouldn't be much of a fighter, and may not even be capable of fighting under normal circumstances, but his power would be the kind of divine authority that makes fighting pointless, because he can accomplish what he wants without raising a fist.
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>>133656691
Jesus didn't take shit from anybody or anything.
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>>133656279
NON-CANON
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>>133656798
Miracles =/= Magic

He's more likely to be Saber than he is Caster, despite people often thinking this same way.

There's kind of a world of difference between those two things.
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>>133656691
No you idiot, he liked it so much that he got pissed when he didn't find any.
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>>133656952
Literally only two things can piss off Jesus: defiling temples and denying him figs.
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>>133656952
So why do the WBC think he said that he hates fags :^)
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>>133657005
He doesn't have much time for the Devil either.
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>>133657042
It all makes sense now! It's all a simple misunderstanding.
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>>133654715
That would be so fucking metal.

Seriously, old school hardcore Christians would gladly lay down their life for Jesus.
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>>133654519
Would watch
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>>133654519
All it needs is the appropriate soundtrack.
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>>133656279
Fan fiction
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>>133654519
sounds good.
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>>133641536
jesus does not exist
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>>133658109
King Arthur is not a petite woman.
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>>133658109
He did exist though, and there is proof of that already. That's kind of a stupid point to try to contend.

The only question people can have is whether he's God or not.
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>>133658251
>The only question people can have is whether he's God or not.
He didn't make anime real, so even if he is God I have no interest in worshiping him.

I'm hedging my bets on Trump for now.
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>>133642829
Hercules is a demigod and although Medusa isn't a god she certainly is a "deity"
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>>133658378
You could summon demi-gods from the start; you just can't summon full divine things, as they are beyond the Throne. Half of the 5th war is demi-divine beings if you remember at all.

However, a fully divine thing, they aren't in the throne, this is the reason you can't summon them. A human heroic spirit cannot help be recorded if they were famous(except Arthur), but a divine spirit cannot be held subject to the throne of records, they are free roaming. Its kind of a similar situation as Arthur not being in the throne.

Medusa used to be divine, but after she became a monster it reduced her down to just being a monster, as she lost basically all traces of her original self.

She's just a shadow of what she once was.

If a fully divine thing was ever summoned, its because they specifically co-opted the summoning because they wanted to be summoned by force.

They aren't in the throne, so you can't ever make them do it if they don't want to.

Fully divine things tend to break the rules pretty hard, even Mooncell can't control them.
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>>133658149
Jesuita is mai waifu.
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>>133642829
>can't summon gods
>divinity is a canon stat
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>>133658990
Refer to this >>133658926

You can't summon fully divine things

Jesus was never a demi-god; he was 100% god and 100% man, as described in the stories. Don't say "That's not how it works in other religions", because this is how it works in this one, which is kind of a huge point with how the trinity works.

You could always fucking summon demi-gods, but Jesus is fully god.
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>>133659110
I think it would be more that to the manner in which he exists is probably that of a divinity or deity at this point in Fate verse. Hence him never being summoned.

If he was in fact, "really" just a wise person or partially divine and partially human, (sort of the implication according to some) he could be.

The thing is, he's either an aspect of one of the preeminent ideas of "God" in the world, a lesser, but still basically divine "subgod" to the supreme God, or in some other way beyond the Grail.
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>>133659308
People want to try to find a back-exit whenever they hear that this doesn't work, or try to bullshit around it.

Nasuverse clearly goes with the more Catholic interpretation it seems, with the Church and everything that you can see from the universe at large. Tsukihime or Fate/Stay can give us enough to go on for this.

The idea that he's something other than the Catholic or Christian idea of the Trinity, which makes him fully divine, wouldn't be right here. Also being connected to the biggest living divine spirit in existence makes him no small thing either, also since he is that same divine spirit.

If he was to be summoned, he would have to want to be summoned. Even then he probably wouldn't since he promised the next time he came back to Earth he'd have to basically raze everything. Its not yet time for that just yet.
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>>133659506
>he promised the next time he came back to Earth he'd have to basically raze everything
doesn't this just scream holy grail war?
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>>133641536
Holy lance

then i dunno... saver or caster

Also : finally someone talked about this shit, nasu get your shit togheter and add damnt Jesus as heroic spirit!
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>>133659506
Master from the church uses the Shroud of Turin as a relic. Who do they summon?
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>>133659954
Umberto I of Italy
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But who would win, Jesus or Gilgamesh?
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>>133657042
Don't use emoticons on /a/.
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