How does she choose to do it? Does she like your morning stubble? Is there going to be breakfast in bed, or do you have to make it yourself?
As a representant of smugdere master race Uomi would smug-tease me and then I'd eat delicious breakfast made by her
>Tomoko Kuroki waking me up
How will that happen?
Wake up before she does.
I'll be the one to wake her up. I need only poke her face with my dick until she wakes up.
If I'm lucky she might be dreaming of popcicles and lets it show.
>How does she do it?
By falling off the bed and bringing the sheets with her, not even waking herself up in the process.
>Does she like your morning stubble?
Don't shave, it's bad for you.
I'll handle breakfast. She's clumsy, obviously needs more sleep, and I like frying bacon without a shirt on. Makes me feel tough. The smell will wake her up and she'll come and get it when she's hungry.
I would wake her with surprise anal.
She bites my penis.
blow job, scent of her spread puss or tits in face is waht i'd set her alarm to do t b h
>finally feeling good about my life
>go on /a/
>remindwd that I will never have a young love, all 3D is awful and that I will never have a super attractive perfect teenage girlfriend
Thanks /a/ that was a closer one
With a bowl of country grown vegetables and some salad oil.
>wake up after night of non-sexual snuggling
>kitchen is on fire
>"Sorry, Anon. I tried."
>oh wait, no it doesn't, she didn't even make any toast
>bollocks, I'm having a stroke
>go to hospital
>free healthcare because NHS
>we have lunch after I stop dribbling everywhere
She pets my head with her claws