Your waifu is waking you up!

>>133558058
Stella a cute!

With her bottom applied to my face.

The only proper answer is let my dick rip through the sheets right into her lady place.

>>133558140
She paid $14 for those sheets, anon

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As a representant of smugdere master race Uomi would smug-tease me and then I'd eat delicious breakfast made by her

>>133558241
Just patch em up.

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>Tomoko Kuroki waking me up

How will that happen?

>>133558058
Wake up before she does.
I'll be the one to wake her up. I need only poke her face with my dick until she wakes up.
If I'm lucky she might be dreaming of popcicles and lets it show.

Probably just tackle me right when she woke up, or maybe she'd want to impress me andmake breakfast first then tackle me.

>>133558501
Setting the fire alarm off trying to make you food.

>>133558817
Gawaii <3

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>How does she do it?
By falling off the bed and bringing the sheets with her, not even waking herself up in the process.

>Does she like your morning stubble?
Don't shave, it's bad for you.

I'll handle breakfast. She's clumsy, obviously needs more sleep, and I like frying bacon without a shirt on. Makes me feel tough. The smell will wake her up and she'll come and get it when she's hungry.

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>>133558501

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Fisting

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Gee. I have no idea, OP.

>>133558058
I would prefer to wake up before her. Let her sleep in for as long as she wants, and bring her breakfast in bed. My waifu deserves to be spoiled.

I wake up all by myself even before my alarm goes off.
And I don't even have a waifu.

>>133558912

>Don't shave, it's bad for you.

What

The sounds of a gun being cocked and the feeling of it being pressed against my head.

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>>133558058
I would wake her with surprise anal.

>>133558501
Horse dick.

>>133558501
shit all around

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>>133558058
She bites my penis.

>>133561158
>Making the Yandere Mistake.

Spoiler that shit, OP.

>>133562118
Bump

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blow job, scent of her spread puss or tits in face is waht i'd set her alarm to do t b h

>>133563117
I got a boner from 6 words. Nice job.

>>133558058
Honestly? I can never really remember the position we wake up in bed. Probably with a smile and maybe a kiss.

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>finally feeling good about my life
>go on /a/
>remindwd that I will never have a young love, all 3D is awful and that I will never have a super attractive perfect teenage girlfriend
Thanks /a/ that was a closer one

>>133558058
With her dick.

>>133563790
>hanging neck rope with anime characters inside loop.jpeg

>>133563855
One day I'll travel to Aokigahara and make my own portal.
Gensokyo awaits

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Her favorite way

>Implying the 6 hours of sleep I get are enough for me to wake up with morning stubble

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With a bowl of country grown vegetables and some salad oil.

>>133558058
I wonder what my waifu is doing in a male-only dorm, if she's here she must be with someone else since I didn't let her in.

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>>133566612

Your Waifu a slut.

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>wake up after night of non-sexual snuggling
>go downstairs
>smell toast
>kitchen is on fire
>"Sorry, Anon. I tried."
>pat head
>sparkling appears
>oh wait, no it doesn't, she didn't even make any toast
>bollocks, I'm having a stroke
>go to hospital
>free healthcare because NHS
>we have lunch after I stop dribbling everywhere

My waifu is DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD

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She pets my head with her claws

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>>133567980