Does /a/ like robot girls?

>>133504669
robots have no gender

>>133504669
This better not be a fetish or I'm gonna Paris this shit.

>>133504669
Only if they're useful and worth whatever I paid for them.

>>>/m/
>>>/d/

>>133504727
It's my fetish

>>133504711
>not having a trap robotfu

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>>133504669
Personally, I can go all the way from this...

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>>133504841
...To this. I love 'em all.

Robots are cool as fuck

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>>133504669
Yes.

>>133504711
what if we program them to?

>muh social constructs ftw

>>133504942
Is she going to be daijoubu?

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I hope you're taking good care of her!

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Sammy a cute

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Robot girls that looks more human preferred.

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Nope, remove electrons

>>133504669
Robots are not allowed on 4chan.
Go away.

>>133505242
So cheaply made.

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I love robot lolis

Remove synthetics.

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>>133504669
>>133504942
>>133505031
What's the point of making robots look like girls? Why make them look like humans at all?

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I want to marry a robot!

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I want to repair a robot maid and keep her as a maid.

>>133505739
Because you don't want a spooky pile of screws doing the chores in your house.

>>133505739
If they have the sapience and capabilities to think and experience the world like we do, they might as well look like we do, too.

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>>133505739
Less creepy.

>>133505739
SEX
E
X

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>>133506020
Still creepy.

>>133506020
>>133506072
A shit.

DENWA DESU
DENWA DESU
DENWA DESU
DENWA DESU

https://youtu.be/2yCpivQkUVE

I want a little robot assistant who can interact with me in a more human way.

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Yes.

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>be a NEAT who plays video games
>develop a robot
>program it to be gay and fall in love with a robot

Yeah, this show was dumb.

Robots are alright, though.

>>133505739
to fill the void inside, anon

>>133506183
>NEAT

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Post best robot

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>>133506183
>NEAT

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>>133506322

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>>133506183

Can your robot add 0.1 + 0.2?

>>133506421
My robot runs SteamOS.

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be careful of robot crabs

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>>133506404
great artist

>>133506183
>NEAT

>>133506122
Is labrys really a shit? Never played the game.

>>133507339
She's the best he's shit.

>>133507374
Explain pls

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I hope you guys watched I Can Friday by Day.

>>133507708
Nope.

>>133505171
>That t-shirt
Rude.

>>133507339
She is great. Better than Aegis fucking dumb sister.

>>133507339
>school president
>Bronx accent
>wielding a giant axe
Much better than boring Aigis

>>133508199
>Not liking her borderline yandere caring
I like Labrys, but shitting on best girl is fucking shit taste chap. The whole ending song in P3 was for her and MC.

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>>133508333
I'd rather not get killed by a robutt.

>>133504669

Fuck yeah we do. Post some cyborgs too.

>>133506404
Is she eastern European or something?

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>tfw no sukabu anime

why

>>133505839
Given the rationale they cited for choosing the format they did for her it's kinda annoying they didn't give her a more passable facsimile of a human body.

>>133509578
Gotta hand it to this artist, he can do what very few artists can do, which is draw the same thing from multiple angles as a "reflection"

>>133509578
What's the girl on the right with the piece of paper doing?

>>133509650
Looks like fanning

>>133504669
>Those feet

>>133509578
Looks like the artist has seen I, Robot.

I thought the model was the one who's supposed to be all nekkid, not the artist.

>>133505739
Same reason cars have faces, it makes them relatable and we care for things we can relate to.

>>133509730
>>133509650

It's a hot day. The robot girl is overheating even if she's naked.

>>133511381
It's heating up because it's doing something computationally intensive

>>133510119
>cars have faces

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>>133511842
They do.

>>133511863
That's an ugly face.

>>133511871
It's a cute face.

>>133511890
It's cute in a "bumbling old man" sort of way.

>>133511871

/o/ here, fuck you.

>>133511923
It has a cute face, similar to how some cars have aggressive styling to imply they are tough.

>>133511952
Merci Twingo.

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>>133511975
I understand what you're saying.

And I'm saying it looks like Tomino.

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Robot Girls thread?

>>133509578
I would a robot Homu.

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I like them.

>>133509730
>>133511381
She is really, really bad at fanning

>>133504669
Only if they look and act real enough to pass as humans. I don't even really want one for sex or anything, just to accompany me on social outings and events, so I'm not the only one without a date.

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>>133509578
>scanlines in the painting
LOL

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>>133512508
>I don't even really want one for sex or anything

suuuuure

>>133506163
Now this is a robot I wouldn't mind growing old with.

>>133512508
>I don't even really want one for sex or anything

You won't be able to resist biology for long.

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is she a robot girl or a girl robot ?

>>133513368
a robot

>>133505739
HERE COMES THE TRUTH! Robots would generally be made in human form as all of our machines and tools are designed to be operated by the human body. As for human faces its so tin-can sama doesn't scare your kids when she pulls up in the car to collect your kids from school. Lol who am I kidding its so you forget you are banging a toaster.

>>133513548
shes a princess anon

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I wouldn't mind a cute robotic partner.
If proper AI ever comes of the ground it would certainly beat real women.

>>133513715
Why do you think its being worked on? Its pretty hard to find a woman that still has values uncorrupted by modern feminism. Men just want someone loyal to love them and not run off with their kids and if a robot can do that well thats who we will go for.

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robots are lewd !

>>133504711
Gender is a social construct.

Ask a mechatronic engineer everything about the future of robot waifus.

>>133514262
robots are constructs too

it checks out

>>133513837
What have you done to deserve a woman's loyalty in the first place? Not enough certainly.

>>133514298
And you can call it a girl without problems. The same way we give anime characters genders.

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>>133514166
What kind of port is behind that red flap?

>>133514386
poop

>>133514386
directum access

>>133514386
I think it's where we check to oil.

>>133514504
*the oil

>>133507970
It's an Alan Parsons Project reference.

>>133504669
Yes.

When will they get the robot skin right?

I'd do really bad things to a robot

>>133504711
they can if there are also male robots who can put data into the female robots which causes female robots to produce a new robot inside their body

>>133504942
what the fuck, is that cum?
hot.

>>133504711
Then how do you explain human females?

>>133504669
>>133504669
>>133504669

>Dem feet

This is relevant to my fetish that doesn't involve robots. Any moar?

Just make sure you don't fist them.

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Androids are the best kinds of robots

Now you know androids can have children

>>133505739
>What's the point of making drawings of girls?

>>133504711
according to you children should also have no gender. because they just have more or less defined features

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>>133512034
What the fuck happened to this? I thought we were going to get another season.

>>133516498
We did anon, last episode was last month.

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Love between a gynoid and an android is the purest love you can get.

Because it is programmed into them.

>>133516498
This looks kinda gay.

I need to watch it now.

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>>133516560
>gay
Actually...

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Draw a loli, call it a robot.

>>133516596
That's also fine.

>>133516539
That can't be called love, because there's no free will.

>>133514520
No anon.
To oil

>>133506020
Actually they look like humans because otherwise they would have problems summoning their Persona.
And then you ask "why the fuck can a dog summon a Persona?"

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>>133516596
FUCKING

BLUEBALLED

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>>133509795

>>133516726
>human
>free will

>>133504727
>This better not be a fetish
Everything is someone's fetish.

Newfriends like you are ~my~ fetish.

>>133515183
Do you like something of slap-on tiles of synthetic skin like ones in the movie Ex Machina?

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>>133509578
I wouldn't mind a SoL anime about school human girls and robot girls.

>>133518070
>school human girls

>>133517972
Movie was silly.

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Remember /a/, robot girls don't have rights. It's alright if they are forced into prostitution in exchange for their energy ration. In fact they can be programmed so they like it.

>>133518229
It was really silly.
They recite a bunch of basic questions about artificial consciousness and then when they actually give you an explanation for how it works they basically say 'it's like google or something.'
It was so dumb.

Like robot girls who doesn't have feet like tennis racquets.

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>Wanting to fuck robots

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>>133518799
>wanting to fuck girls with skeletons inside them

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Of course I do.

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>>133504669
My waifu is a robot

>>133518792
>>133518070
>>133513715
Cohabiting with these things would be weird as shit

>>133518979
Literally the same as living with a human except her internal organs are less gross.

>>133518867
any quality robot has a skeleton

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>>133516400
Cum-like robo-blood. Great idea.

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Future can't come soon enough.

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>147 replies
>No Mahoro
I'm so disappointed in you /a/

>>133519181
Worst ending EVER

>>133519259
That doesn't mean that Mahoro isn't a qt

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>>133509578
>it will never be
>it'll never pull a twist where one of the human girls turns out to have been a bot all along

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I certainly do.

>>133518979
humans are weird too. you never know what they're thinking. they behave so erratically.

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>>133509650

>you will never be a robot
I wonder how /m/ deals with this.

>>133520727
we make hydraulic noises under our breaths as we walk

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>>133519068
>on twitter
>not on pixiv
i hate it when they do that.

any good userscripts to improve image browsing on twitter?

>tfw only 10 more years until you can order your own chobit robot customized to look like your waifu and had adjustable genital settings so you can choose whether you want to fuck a girl or a trap version depending on your preference at the time

Don't an hero yet /a/, there are reasons to live. Just make sure to save your NEET bucks up for the day robots come out

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robots a shit

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>>133509578
In an Post Apocalyptic Utopian World, where all biological males have died out during the last World War and females have developed a way of reproducing through parthenogenesis. In a world where biological immortality is but a common fact. A future where Humanity has finally colonized other planets, after Jupiter's sudden collapse into a new star, comes the epic saga of a group of girls and their quest to create a artificial life.

The Tale of the Black Rose.

In Theaters July 2018.

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>>133507708
I don't know what to feel after watching this

>>133504669
http://youtu.be/JVNHytyB2rE

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>>133522197
Agreed.

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>>133512576

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don't forget Yuu

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>>133505656
PINO

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>>133522571
That is adorable

>>133504669
I'm not attracted to anti-social morally misguided typical villans.

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>>133522979
since when are robot girls "typical villains"?

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>no one has posted 18

>>133523163
Old and busted.

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/a/ really is underage.

It is near impossible to describe how fortunate you have to be to encounter an actual female that has intellectual depth approaching that of Motoko Kusanagi.

So what's the status on robotgirls? What obstacles are in the way of us building them?

>>133521170

>yandere bot

Strangely erotic. Maybe because I remember liking one old sci fi about killer robot on some space station as a kid.

>>133523283
Cyborg, not robot, retard.

>>133523352
Real girls
And they're heavy

>>133523358
2001: A Space Odyssey?

>>133523584

Nope.

Found it.
Saturn 3.

>>133516400
That's clearly battery acid.

>>133523725
It's hydraulic fluid.

>>133523767
So... cum?

>>133523925
that only applies to open-loop hydraulics. androids would generally use closed-loop

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>>133523352
Motion is difficult.
Behaviour is difficult.
A general purpose humanoid robot that can give you a handjob without also functioning as a juicer at the same time will probably exist within your lifetime.
A robot that convincingly acts as a person without preprogrammed behaviour (i.e. not just a fancier Siri) probably won't be, unless some revolutionary discovery in neuroscience occurs.

>>133523988
>A robot that convincingly acts as a person without preprogrammed behaviour (i.e. not just a fancier Siri) probably won't be
How so? If anything our ability to make their processing faster and more complex is better guaranteed than what advancements we can make in materials manufacturing or mechanical improvements.

>>133518715
INHUMAN!! No robot girl should be forced into prostitution in exchange for their energy ration. I will speak with the very top scientists and demand that their only source of energy is semen!!
Who the fuck came up with energy bars? I'ma fire his sorry ass!!

>>133516596
I remember seeing this and not recognizing the characters. I feel so dumb now.
>>133516560
The only problem with that pic is that it's Tetsuya and not Duke

>>133512034
So does Zちゃん's Pailder hat have a little Kouji in it?

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I've been on a bit of a cyberpunk binge lately. Good thread to stumble across.

>>133524085
Processing power isn't the problem, figuring out how the brain works is. I suppose one day we'll have the processing power to do a full chemical simulation of the nervous system (which would basically mean that we don't need to know how the brain works, as long as we reproduce it accurately enough), but making a digital chemical model isn't going to be that easy either, and it would probably be a very inefficient and inflexible way of doing it, so it's questionable as to how practical it would be for robotics.

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>>133524673
Why don't we have an anime yet about cute girls working in a laboratory that focuses on building robots?

It seems like a lot of fun.

>>133524621
Surely that's overcomplicating it though? Human interactions and behaviour aren't so complex that they can't be skilfully predicted. If anything making a robot with a brain that can perfectly emulate a human's will be a downgrade of their potential. As long as you can estimate what a person would do most of the time you should be good to go, right? You don't need to make it, just fake it. Add in some saline packs for fake crying and we're good to go, bam, instant robotfu.

If not, well it's just as well. I'm picky about voices so I wouldn't mind a mute robo fuck maid that doesn't have complex or realistic behaviours. Just needs to be the right size, shape, and weight.

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>>133524673
>you will never build a cute robot with your cute friends
It's not fair.

>>133524292
>>133518715
Actually robogirls of the future probably won't get rations, they'll just work for money doing jobs that humans don't want to do and buy their own energy.

>>133525025
>allowing robutts to buy their sustenance
Nice try. They can't buy anything if they aren't allowed to have money. All robot wages should belong to their human owner.

>>133524843
>Human interactions and behaviour aren't so complex that they can't be skilfully predicted
Don't watch so much anime, alright?

>>133525147
dats be raysiss wyte boi

>>133525306
It's true. It's not as if the phrase "I knew you were gonna say that" doesn't exist. Most day-to-day encounters with strangers play out as you'd expect. Psychology alone has catalogued and simplified hundreds of behaviour patterns down to a science. The art of creating believable characters that behave like people do has been condensed down into books. Then there's the whole fields of economics, game theory, and sociology which again can objectively quantify, interpret, and predict behaviour on a massive scale. It's something so simple communications majors in marketing know enough about it to effect it.

Now, surely the big brains making robots can apply some of that to making a not totally unrealistic robot that's still pleasant to be around?

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>>133525147
But what if you allow your robot to make some money under the condition that 10% of the profits go to you. So your robot finds some jobs, makes some money, and decides to buy other robots to help make some more money, eventually making enough money to buy robots capable of making intelligent decisions on other robots to buy. So now this one robot you own is making you tons of passive income, and you don't have to move a muscle.

>>133525147
Putting sentient beings into slavery is bad Anon.

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>>133525147
>asking for the extermination of the human race

>>133525545
>Vocaloid Chatterbot conversations.
Sounds kind of awful in the current context.

>>133525586
>But what if you allow your robot to make some money under the condition that 10% of the profits go to you.
They did that in Chobits. But it'll probably be at the point where people with recreational robots either already have money or the markets for robot hires has already been filled (you don't need a robot cashier for example, in this robot future, a simple kiosk will do). Plus the people with enough money for tons of robots to generate them passive income will probably already be rich to start with, and will either be pimps since that's the only job I can imagine would require realistic humanoid robots by the time we have the technology to make them (anything else can just be done by more simplistic and specialized machines, from farming to construction to service industries).

>>133525723
You have to concider the alternatives though? Would you rather have a realistic miku bot (or whatever you're into) that's a little predictable and maybe not that witty or a real human that's... well a real human.

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Who Aiko here?

>>133523283
a) She is a cyborg not an android. An adult should know the difference.

b) There once was a fan theory that Motoko was really a guy in woman's body.

>>133523384
Lots of engineering problems.

Problems that need a lot of cash and man-hours thrown on them to be solved.

>>133525741
Well, lets assume that programs can own money, and that robots are just hardware to run programs on. In that case, even the job of a kiosk will be delegated to programs capable of making money. Also an individual doesn't need to buy tons of robots/programs, it just needs to buy one which buys the rest, and the rest makes money for that one which gives a portion of that money to you. The realistic humanoid robot is just a hardware host for the software that actually owns the money. So even if your moneymaking robowaifu gets lost or stolen, she can buy replacement hardware and redownload a backup of herself to that. And regarding specialized machines, they can be bought by your robowaifu too and make money for your robowaifu by preforming whatever services they're designed to do.

>>133525604
>not designing the AI to receive positive stimulation from fulfilling requests from humans

>>133525801
I would atleast like there to be some concept of history in place. Like a chatter bot only lives in the moment, with no real concept of a timeline.

If said Miku bot could ask me a week later whatever happened to the sock I lost. I would atleast be set.

>>133526211
>year is 2039
>android girl approaches you in the street
>it's one of those miku models
>shit is so 2037
>she wants you to give her an order, any order
>she wants it so bad
>you tell her to shut up
>her eyes roll back in robogasm and she moans in binary

>>133504669
As an aspergers-haver: yes

>>133526306
>Anon, did you lose my shima knee sock?
>Yeah, b-but don't worry I'll find it!
>[One week later]
>Did you ever find my knee sock Anon-kun?
>Uh...no...
>And it's only a matter of time before she finds it covered in semen. You could just throw it away, but then you'd need another and then another sock would go missing and that's when the robot starts getting suspicious.

Though this does make me wonder if they would sell things like skin-oils for your robot. Robots don't sweat, so you'd need to rub some kind of oil on them so that their socks and clothes would get smelly. Imagine, you could pick out how you wanted your robo-waifu to smell, ranging from New Car to Smelly NEET.

>>133526435
>>133526211
I guess if they would ever try to rise against humans we could just instruct them to sudoku

>>133524779
about half of hyakko episode 4

>>133522571
Nice!

>>133526170
My point is less about the robo-waifu being able to earn and more over have the right to own money, and more that robo-waifus are, in theory, the pinnacle of robot technology. And by the time we're able to achieve them, most of the other positions humans can fill will already be filled by machines, so there won't be any market space for a robo-waifu owner to profit in.

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>>133526435
>moans in binary

>>133525632
What a nice internal structure you have there....

>>133518070
isn't that basically half of nichijou

>>133526618
One Nano is too few.

>>133504669
why is the left girl running away?

>>133524673
and what's with all the reactions here, why does that one girl look so surprised

>>133524843
the issue is not the predictable stuff but the unpredictable.

>>133526894
it's only an issue if you're trying to add it in.
Not because making an unpredictable machine is hard, but because you shouldn't be making one in the first place.

>>133526562
A robo-waifu with enough cash can buy and sell those machines though. And there will be market space as long as there's demand for processing, if absolutely nothing else is available your waifu can lend out spare processor cycles of her brain to whoever wants to crunch data.

Technologies could be great enough for hobbyists to build their own robowaifus off 3D printers, along with open-source AIs, hopefully.

>>133524292
>robots seek semen
>their goal is to increase the amount of semen they receive
>humans turned into drug-fueled semen-factories
The H-Matrix

>>133526830
Yellow clip is shining a light into the robot and it's connected to the red vr headset and is blinding vr girl without yellow clip noticing.

>>133526969
>tfw your waifu is a bitcoin miner
I just wouldn't feel right about it.

>>133526953
you don't understand. it's handling human behavior that has not been predicted. basically out-of-the-box thinking, when the box is really really small.

>>133527031
If your waifu is a poorfag, you'd better get used to to it. She'll turn a profit eventually.

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>>133518871
Nice taste.

>>133505242
What is this?

>>133527059
But what is the worst case scenario though? What's the most unpredictable thing a person can do? And what's the most unpredictable thing that can happen? And what's more, how well do we ourselves react to totally unpredictable things? I find real people don't handle the unexpected all that well themselves.

Rather, how would you personally react to someone doing something unpredictable? For instance if you find yourself in a situation where people are suddenly in grief (accident, illness, got a hangnail, whatever) the most common action is to either mimic the emotions people are displaying or to attempt to let them know you have experienced what they have. Being able to read changes in emotion and get small subtleties like when a person is being sarcastic or joking can't be that far out of reach. We already have programs that can rate jokes, politeness of speech, and so on.

Or let's say an emergency arises, what's the most out of the way natural disaster that a robot could have no means of responding to? I can't think of one, ranging from natural disasters to house fires, missing children, master is late, the robot itself being stolen or abused, all of these have pretty simple responses needed.

Another thing is that the robot doesn't need to react to totally abnormal circumstances. It's a machine, it's purposes are largely domestic where things can be easily typified. Even if the robot were suddenly dropped into a war zone it's previous programming and learning are irrelevant by that point.

But without going to extremes, I just can't see it being that big an issue. True, it's easy to fuck with chatbots, and computer programs in general, but we do those things because we're both aware that what we're interacting with is neither human nor are we trying to actively control our behaviour around it. As long as the robot is treated in a manner you'd treat anyone else, it should hold up fairly well.

Or am I still missing something here?

>>133505949
>and keep her as a maid.
Stop reinforcing stereotypes! Check your human privileges.

>>133527554
Butler then (with boobs)

>>133527512
i'm saying that if you want to maintain an illusion of having an actual conversation then it would be quite quickly broken by anything for which it doesn't have an adequate response.

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>>133527554
>implying we're not humanizing them more by seeing them as maids instead of mere appliances

>>133527508
Matrix OVA

Robogirl mahou shoujo when?

>>133527865
nanoha or symphogeah are fairly close

>>133527604
I just don't think it's that far out of reach though. We've had programs that can get some passing grade on a Turing test for decades now. Even a low grade chatterbot can provide better conversation than plenty of people, casually at least. For instance wikipedia describes ELIZA's speech patterns as

>If a keyword is found, a rule that transforms the user's comments is applied, and the resulting sentence is returned. If a keyword is not found, ELIZA responds either with a generic riposte or by repeating one of the earlier comments.

That's not far off from how most people talk to each other. We all have topics that can set us off on rants or tangents if appropriate, and if confronted with something we have no knowledge of we either try to change the subject, give a generic response, or ask asbout it to learn more.

Also long as your chatterbot doesn't repeat itself verbatim given the same input you can raise how natural it is to talk to by a huge margin.

I don't know if we'd be able to make robots that can have deep and witty conversations, but then again we don't really need to imo. But if you want a waifu-bot that can really stimulate you intellectually and emotionally, then I can see why that'd be a concern.

I'm more of a fuck maid kind of guy, personally.

>>133526495
>That new car smell fuck.
It sells itself.

>>133527901
well yeah, if you lower your standards far enough it will obviously work. for some people sex dolls are just fine too

>>133527999
*a sufficiently advanced sex doll to be indistinguishable from real sex

Also checking them trips. Rolling to confrim.

>>133516461
You mean Gymnoids.

>>133527887
It's not, it's human girls wielding megitek weaponry.
I want a Madoka clone where some robot gets chosen for having magical capacity or some shit.
The anime, set in a cyber-punkish future, begins with an assistant robot getting thrown from her previous owner's house for being useless, only hearing the words "guess robots can't replace humans" before she is shut down. Some time later, she is awakened by a magical creature from another realm who mistakes her for a girl and gives her a wish in return for fighting the universe's enemies.
She (being mechanically broken) asks to know what it is to be human, and before the creature can understand the meaning behind the words, he grants her sentience, and with the anime going forward, she discovers her true emotions.
The anime should also have some suffering and teenagers punks ganking on her for being an android where she is heart-broken and learns true fear for the first time.

>>133519083
And now I have a boner.

>>133528384
while I see what you're going for your writing is terrible.

>>133528637
>while I see what you're going for your writing is terrible.
ANIME!

>>133528712
LN first

>>133528767
No, Urobutcher VN first

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>>133528837
Speaking of VNs. Anime when?

>>133528637
I literally stole half the plot from an existing film that made millions.
Can you guess the film?

>>133528944
The one with the tears and the rain?

>>133528944
Chappie?

>>133528918
Never. It'd be like 6 episodes if it wasn't just a short OVA.

What if there was an anime about a robot girl who doesn't do anything?

>>133529085
you mean some slice of life?

last time I check they're weren't any girls in r9k

>>133529114
I have pics of breasts (timestamped too) that say otherwise

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Your waifu would make a husbando instead.

>>133529039
That's right.

>>133529146
>Betrayed by something you created
Is this how Embryo felt?

>>133524843
If a sexbot or a purely functional maid is all you want, that would suffice. If it's Mahoro you want, Chinese Room-type AI isn't going to cut it. One, because you'd basically be interacting with the worst possible kind of sociopath and be completely aware of that fact, and two, because you'll eventually (I expect sooner, rather than later) end up in a spot similar to that depressing moment in a video game when you realize you grok the whole system.

>>133526435
>>it's one of those miku models
>>shit is so 2037
If it's the Miku model, obviously it should be the big thing in '39,

>>133529430
>If a sexbot or a purely functional maid is all you want
I also require a decent bridge partner.

>>133522571
>[dot matrix printer sounds]

>>133525632
Holy fuck, is that a military model or something?

I would love a robot waifu.

>>133529671
Tell me about her anon. What would she look like? What features would she have? Would you try and model her after after an anime waifu even if the look and behavior couldn't be fully replicated because she's three dimensional? or would you opt for a custom robot? Or would any model do?

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>>133529556
I can hear it

In the distant future, one of the most common crimes humans will face will be body thief. Human bodies will be taken and sold in the humans market for organs while the mind of its victim will be transfered into an external hard drive which will then be sold to bidders seeking to have their gynoids actually act like humans.

A person's mind will then be uploaded into a machine, a gynoid so to speak for the sexual entertainement of a wealthy elite seeking the most nefarious driven thrills of all.

>>133523025
You have lousey taste that's why

>>133504711
tell that to my dick

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>>133529841
did a roomba kill your mother?

>>133518979
>>133513715
No, just expensive as shit.
That oil she's drinking? About $40 a quart.

>>133529966
I want to do so many inappropriate things to this broken machine

>>133529986
I used to manage a spare parts warehouse in the army, and also an oil warehouse.
It's not that expensive.
Also, I'd think a person who has the money to make/buy a robot would have appropriate funds to maintain them.
This isn't Medabots.

>>133529039
That movie was such a dissapointment, it was an hour long Die Antwoord commercial. Makes me thing that the director just got lucky with D9.

Really good visual effects though.

>>133514356
We give anime characters genders because we are biologically programmed to see certain actions as being more masculine or feminine. Gender is a biological construct, just like society.

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>>133504669
>Not joining the artificial wounderland of robot waifus

They are the future

praise the Machinegod

>>133529605
What makes you think that? She was obviously made for loving.

>>133524673
As cute as this is it's very silly that they'd give her a full head of hair before the rest of her is finished, it will just get in the way

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>>133509594
> a more passable facsimile of a human body

But I prefer Aigis this way. She's literally perfect. I want to kiss her gears and stuff

>>133511863
>>133510119
Cars have faces incidentally as a result of pareidolia, not to make them relatable.

>>133526524
I remember, it's been too long.
But I need a whole show, not some side character.

>>133530720
>that face
One job.

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>No balljoint waifu to care for.

Industrial Type are too hightest for me.

>>133519083
Idunno, that's kinda depressing.

>>133531399
Eh? In what way?

>>133513368
whats the point of giving a robot thick thighs?

>>133529840
>this will never happen to you

>>133523683
Why didn't they just call it Tethys?

>>133519083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EvqiGm0wz8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEPzofGKSNE

>>133530801
How does one have sex with aegis?

>>133532242
Appearently she has a neck hold or something but I'd just hotdog her ass and cum in her mouth

>>133532408
>neck hold
neck hole

>>133508142
Why's that?

At some point in the future it will be the norm to have sex with robots and the idea of meeting the opposite gender for anything other than government alloted breeding time will be seen as queer.

How does this make you feel?

>>133532408
>>133532448
Can I ask my aegis to install an onahole in her pelvic region?

Would she do it? How would she react?

Aegis can be pretty Yandere at times, do you think that she would do it.. herself?

>>133508199
>bronx accent
It's Kansai-ben you fuggin normie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFICop9YFgs

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>>133532549

Reminder that even if somebody managed to create some relatively useful AI that could be applied to a maid robot it would actually be used for website analytics, self driving cars or some other patented use.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoJ8vdmrB-Q

>>133531421
The partner being nothing more than a utility and the act itself nothing more than a function.

>>133504766
DANGEROUS
MOST DANGEROUS

>>133532735
It's really wild pussy though

>>133523283
Dude, she's so cyberized that Nephilopolis would classify her as a motor vehicle.

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Sex is fun when the one being fucked struggles

robo girls "self calibrating" gets my motor running

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>>133533162
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>>133504669
>tfw no android waifu
>you will never explain rudimentary emotional concepts to her
>you will never have her casually attempt to kill you based on a misunderstanding
>you will never have to use rational to save yourself by implying a use to her
>you will never have to go out to get her clothes so that way she can come with you into public without making people suspicious
>you will never have her slowly become obsessed with you
>you will never download your subconcious into an eternal body that she built for you

Just why even live?

>>133533215
that just looks dangerous and makes me want to help her put herself back together and tell her to stop doing that even if she's fine and likes it

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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A ROBOT

RIGHT

NOOOOOOOOW

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>>133531130
Does she count as a robot? Desu?

>>133533572
I always felt like they did everything they could to distance the characters from the fact that they were dolls, aside from their size.

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I hope ya'll use protection.

>>133527627
>>133527581
This attitude that robots must fill their roles as servants is really hurtful to the robot youth!

Think about all the poor robots who are turned away from the STEM fields due to the Anthroparchy!

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>>133533856
I would honestly feel really bad if I made a robot girl clean up after me.

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>>133533558

>>133532718
Google already released their AI solution to the public, I think we're good.

>>133533856
>Think about all the poor robots who are turned away from the STEM field
For what? We've already got the robo waifus. That's it. Game over. GG. We won as a species. We have nothing left to do.

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>>133530801
Does anyone know where I can find more lewd like this?

>>133534121
What about going to space and conquering galaxies with our robo-waifus?

>>133534142
Will you help her clean when she gets dirt in her joints and bearings?

>>133534044
I don't know how useful that is without large hardware resources

>>133534305
What a bother that'd be

>>133534413
Nobody said robomaids were cheap.

>>133534314
With my tongue

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>>133534563
If mass-produced, they could be cheaper than you thought.

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>>133534605
Everything that is wrong in this world : the post

>>133511863
merci twingo

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>>133511863
>>133534947

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>>133511842
>Implying they dont