Owarimonogatari

>>133482096
>makes an argument
>doesn't provide evidence
>tells others to prove them wrong

Do they state in the books whether or not she grew out her hair to resemble Senjougahara? Cause that's the impression I got from it.

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>>133482096
>Prove me wrong
Ok.

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>>133482096
Something something, best couple ever.
>Lesbian bro
>Still wants to fuck you
>Double wants to fuck you because of your girlfriend too
>Helps you out all the time, on the books, none of this NTR behind-your-back bullshit

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>>133482149
Pic provided in OP speaks for itself. Shoulder length hair is always best.

>>133482096
I can't.
You are absolutely right

God damn Kanbaru is so beautiful, every time I see her posted my heart goes doki doki.

>>133482176
I don't think so.

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i want monkey to sit on my dick

>>133482096
>>133482488
Has she always had hideous eyebrows like that? I didn't notice Shinobu had pointy ears for the longest time.

>>133482096
She's still ugly.

>>133482488
God damn it. I want both Kanbaru and Karen to destroy my penis.

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>>133485527
fag

>>133482096
The shortest is the best.

>>133482488
I love Bee's sidetail.

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>>133485614
I know what you mean.

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>>133482096
Pony tail is the best, but that's pretty good too.

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I'm a fan of her short and shoulder length hair, though the ponytail has grown on me.

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>>133482096

>>133487687
Is she the only girl that looks her worst with long hair?

>>133488178
Her and Tsukihi.

The question is who look the worst it short hair?
For me its Karen.

>>133488353
Crab

>>133487769

Why is she so hateful though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJcr3fcp4yE

about time monkey gets to shine again

>>133489146

Eh not so much. It's mainly on Araragi and him telling first servant to fuck off.

>>133487769
Munky stahp being cute pls

>>133485422
I want monkey to sit on Ougi's dick.

>>133490450
I want Monkey and Ougi to go full /u/.

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>>133489146
Finally an arc for a bros with a god-tier taste

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>>133485494
>gorgeous full eyebrows
>hideous

you fucking what?

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>>133489146
>>133466614
Monkey is rather prominent, but the real heroine of Shinobu Mail is Ononoki. She's the big damn hero that saves the big damn day, several times.

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>>133489557
Monkey plays a big role in it.

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>>133485422
I want to hug her

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>>133491021
>Mayoi 14th

you stuttered right?

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>>133490408
No

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>>133491277
Why is doll still staying at Araragi's house after he left for college?

>>133482176
her hair grows faster because she's a very sexual being

>>133491612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKfFs10559A

>>133492772
I want to headpat Monkey.

>>133492861
Who doesn't.

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superior

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>>133492861
The fact that Araragi or crab hasn't done it yet is criminal
Tomboys need headpats

>>133492977
Araragi cut her hair. He probably gave her a headpat too.

Did she actually rape him in nise?

Suruga is so sexy.

Also stars in one of the hottest Monogatari doujins ever.

>>133492554
Referring to Tsukihi Undo? Araragi decided to not move out for a while. And Ononoki's also assigned to observe Tsukihi too.

>>133493202
It's not rape if he wants it.
And he wanted it even if he didn't realize it.

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>>133493244
Cat is sexier.

>>133493286
So they had a sex? what's ranobe telling about it

>>133493258
>Araragi decided to not move out for a while
Didn't he move in with Senjougahara?

All Kanbaru's are best Kanbaru's, prove me wrong.

>>133493629
I can't.

>>133493556
>008
>Skill: Chapter Change Reset
>Nothing happened!

>>133493599
In Owari 3 and Zoku, Araragi was thinking they probably wouldn't move in together for a while. Tsukihi Undo effectively confirms he's still living at home.

>>133494102
What about Crab? Is she still living with her father?

What was in the letter?

Kanbaru is the worst monogatari girl. At least the ones that get shit on like Nadeko actually have something going for them.

Monkey is just an awful uninteresting character whose scenes put people to sleep. I do not look forward this next arc at all since she seems to have a big role.

>>133494278
Yeah. That she'd want to be with him longer was one of the reasons Araragi gives for thinking they'd not move in together yet.

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>>133494423
Snake pls go

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>>133494423
>Kanbaru is the worst monogatari girl

>>133494328
"Prize"
-Euler

>>133494423
> an awful uninteresting character whose scenes put people to sleep
I think you took a wrong turn. This is Monkey's thread, not Cat's.

>>133494423
>snake
>something going for them

Which would be what exactly? Being crazy and stupid?

>>133494423
I look forward to you crying for the next 6 weeks as best girl, second best girl and doll get tons of screen time and snake gets nothing.

Ever again.

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>>133491021

>>133492861
I want to see if she's hairy, like a monkey

>>133494767
Not that anon but who are you considering second best girl? Gaen or Shinobu?

>>133494909
Bat obviously.
Though she is really tied for that spot with crab and snail.
I am glad that the identity of best girl does not need to be confirmed though.

Why is there almost no art where her monkey arm is used as an erogenous zone

>>133494996
Kanbaru is best girl. It's just my personal taste which puts Gaen up there with her in the way yours puts Bat up there.

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>>133495029
like this you mean?

>>133495075
Yes
There's no doujin that plays off that

>>133495075
Local boy touches local girl's mother, local girl gets off on it.

>>133495108
Well monkey arm is pretty odd fetish, also it's not really an erogenous zone as she was just messing with ragi.
So I would guess it will be unlikely.
Like how would it even play out? Just groping the arm?

>>133495108
Do you like to lick a hairy hand?

>>133495150
kei-tai finds a way

>>133495189
Not sure how you got Keit-ai from that. It was more a reference to those "Local boy does X" headline pictures.

>>133494996
That's the objective top 4. Good taste anon, even if you do have best girl wrong.

>>133495163
>>133495153
I dunno, I just like bizarre erogenous zones
like the nose stuff in this
http://exhentai.org/g/648546/857f345927/
or there's this belly button one that I can't seem to find anymore

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>>133494423
>this entire post

I like Snake, but you're wrong.

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>>133495029
I've never realized this and now I need a doujin of it.

>>133495265
Yeah but those are all holes.
An arm is more phallic.
Though I guess it works if you're into that sort of thing.

Wait CrabxMonkey with crab stroking her arm off sounds like I thing I want to see now.

>>133485422
I LIKE TURTLES

>>133482096
I'm not going to try to prove you wrong because you are right.

>>133495324
There's also the obvious non-holes I didn't bother to mention
Like monster girls having really sensitive tails, ears, wings, etc

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>>133485494
>hideous eyebrows

>>133494580

Please don't redirect the hate to us Catfriends, we like you guys if you behave.

And you're wrong, Tsubasa is top tier in all respects, you will see once Owari is finished.

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>>133486234
She could probably snap my dick off with her ass cheeks and I probably wouldn't mind.

>>133495515

You wouldn't mind because you would pass out from blood loss.

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>>133495515
>>133495552
Worth it.

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>>133495488
indeed she is

>>133495488
Cat is great. The only "uninteresting" girls are the fire sisters. And even they have more to them than regular side characters.

>>133495488
If by top tier you mean second worst then yeah.

>we like you guys if you behave
And here we have a man who likes the smell of his own farts.

I got lost, can someone explain why she washed her hair to answer Ougi? Is she channeling the cat?

>>133496139
she just wanted to show off her white hair

>>133496139

She was cooling her head.

But it was also a metaphor for her being whole. She has to see the situation from a darker perspective, since most of the time, she sees the best in people.

So it's alluding to her thinking with all her "selves".

>>133486286
Listen to this man

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>6 episodes for Shinobu Mail
FUCK YES IT'S BAT TIME

>>133496076
everyone loves the smell of their own farts

>>133496532
That's pretty good. Thanks.

>>133496559

>bat

Monkey is going to have the most screen time in this arc.

>>133489146
2edgy4me

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I'm going to marry Kanbaru!

>>133497141
Will you go on a quest to find all the devil parts with her?

>>133491992
Worst combo
Shinobu ok
Umaru shit

>>133497215
only if she molests me

>>133496573
does Araragi like the smell of Ougi's farts?

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>>133482096
How was Araragi capable of lifting the huge tiger with just one hand?

>>133497215
You know, that would be the best fucking spin-off.

Watching post-Hana Kanbaru going around collecting devil parts and helping people out with their issues so that they can successfully move on with their lives.

Have a recurring devil user be the final boss that Kanbaru can't correctly save and have to use Kokorowatari to lop off the body part as a call back to Suruga Monkey.

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>>133499183
I... I need this.

>>133499159
A combination of:
Having just penetrated Hanekawa's pussy giving him a massive confidence boost.
That is his masturbation arm and as such, the second strongest arm known to man due to his Hanekawa lust
And last and most importantly, Araragi Koyomi can be a cool motherfucker when he wants to be and it would be uncool to struggle to pick up Kako with more than one hand.

>>133499300
>That is his masturbation arm and as such, the second strongest arm known to man due to his Hanekawa lust
That's a pretty logical and conclusive theory anon. I'll believe it.

>>133499300
what's the strongest arm?

>>133500108
his dick

>>133494470
Snake is everywhere, Snake can't go. You go

>>133500108
Kanbaru's masturbation arm.

There isn't a single person in this world who has been more cockblocked than Kanbaru and the sad thing is that most of it is self-inflicted.
She won't go the Karen end, she won't go the Numachi end, she was denied the Senjougahara end and the Araragi end was denied to her the moment Nadeko Snake confirmed they could have dated if they met earlier.

>>133482096
I dont like, its not good
also: fuck you

I hope my Ougi back

>>133499183
Didn't she give the devil parts to Araragi?

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>mfw I will never eat her booty

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>>133488353
Tsukihi looks great with this hair

>>133488353
I would say crab. She was cute in koi but then in owari she had a whole angry lesbian vibe going.

>>133503131
I like her arab hair too

>>133500280
Speaking of, it's a real shame that Snakefriends have to be so aggressive. I always like Nadeko Snake (because of the heavy emphasis on Monkey).

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>>133503200
bob cut is always the best for short hair

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>>133503851
I don't know man. It doesn't look good at all here.

>>133503993
Her hair is still not that long. It looks better in Koi/Tsuki when it's a proper bob cut.

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>>133482559
monkey is for wild sex

>>133495515
i would certainly ask her to try

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>>133504716
I want to do monkey business with her

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>>133505006

>>133505006
Where did you get this?

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>>133505107
pixiv clearly
i didnt save the whole set though

>>133505057
God damn that Gahara is cute as fuck.

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>>133505143
have this since christmas is fast approaching

>>133505165
God damn that Suruga is cute as fuck.

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>>133505190
I agree

>>133505133
I want to lick her face.

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>>133505133

>>133504883
Despite being sexual, Kanbaru is best when she's being cute.

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>>133505326
this is the last one in the set

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>>133505348
She just does both so well.
It's amazing.
A sexual pervert who's fragile and insecure on the inside. So much range.

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I'm in love with Snake!

>>133505668
Well then go post about it on one of the snake threads

>>133505165
Why is Cat so underappreciated?

>>133506143
because she is boring and her only pro is that she has big fat cat tats

How do people keep making those images ranking the characters? I assume it's a website.

>>133506264
Shaft character sorter

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I am unable to watch this show

After one episode I always feel the need to jack off, which I do. The most I've gone was 4 episodes (always back-to-back). It really is right after I'm done I get hard the minute I get into the next episode

I'm not really complaining though, there's so much good art it's unbelievable

>>133494448
>Yeah. That she'd want to be with him longer was one of the reasons Araragi gives for thinking they'd not move in together yet.
Yeah, Crab probably worry about her father living in an empty home. He is a loving dad and she treasures him as her only family.

>>133494423
>Kanbaru is the worst monogatari girl. At least the ones that get shit on like Nadeko actually have something going for them.
Kanbaru is looking to become the new protagonist for future books. So you better learn to like her.

>>133494892
i hope she shaves her monko

>>133495488
In owari she is a totally whore, god damm
I hope she not "win" anymore

I would let monkey physically dominate me. Like posterize me while playing basketball and ste all over me or something.

>>133508153
I could probably beat her in basketball tbqh family

>>133508243
I doubt it. I bet you can't even dunk, except if you're black or something.

>>133508525
>black = good at basketball

I bet you also believe the bbc lie

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>>133508556
What kind of lies would the British Broadcasting Channel be telling?

>>133508556
Well, you talk post like a black guy.

>>133510158
I am not black t.b.h f.a.m s.m.h

>>133482244
fucking rekt

>>133500882
Not all of them as Suruga Bonehead shows.

Watching monogatari whilst high was a bad idea yo, makes life seem so bleak and uninteresting compared to the wit and drama, aahh, feels like I died a little inside

>>133506143

Shitposting.

She is actually one of the best characters in the series and gives useful, genuine advice.

That and people hate that she is one of the closest people to Araragi no matter what.

The crime is that Nisio basically uses her as a problem solver rather than having fun with the gang most of the time, and the anime cut out a lot of bro moments she has with Araragi, showing the complexity of their relationship.

tl;dr - it's salt don't worry about it.

>>133482296
She's bisexual.

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Karen should be the end Kanbaru goes with.

It is the one end which would allow Kanbaru to sleep with Senjougahara.
It would be hypocritical of Araragi to deny Kanbaru the chance to fuck her sister (in-law) when he himself wants a go at his sister.
The fact that Kanbaru can also pull out the "You're molesting my girlfriend, let me molest yours" is just a bonus.

>>133513328
Kanbaru doesn't deserve anything because lesbians are a myth.

>>133513384
You do realize in Monogatari myths are reality right? It is the entire basis for the concept of Oddities and magic.

Enough of us believe in Lesbians and as such they are truth.

>>133494423
And there I was, hoping for a peaceful saturday afternoon, but NOOOOOOOO, this guy had to pop up. And once again I am forced to post the one and only proper list

Best girl Kaiki tier above rest
Bat = Cat = Monkey > Bee = Snail = Doll > Bird > Salesman at Mister Donut > That empty train > that pile of turd > Crab > Snake

>>133514690
>Best girl Kaiki tier above rest

Nice fuck up.

NEXT EPISODE WHEN!?

>>133514892
2 hours

>>133514834
I'm not sure I follow. Please explain?

>>133514947

The fact you don't know makes it worse.

>>133514972
No, really, I am somewhat confused. Did I lose control over english language and did not notice or did Kaiki get dethroned?

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Reminder that if your top 8 isn't an arrangement of the top 8 below, you have absolute shit taste.

>>133515185
>Oikura that high
>Not just an anon influenced by novelty.

Nice standards faggot. I bet you'll add Seishiro to your top 10 too.

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>>133515554
He didn't put Ougi high though. And Euler is pretty great.

>>133515608
The fact he put Oikura that high tells me enough. Also he didn't need to add Ougi, she's not novelty. She's been in more arcs than a lot of characters and she's a main antagonist.
That's anti-novelty.

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>>133515642
We can only know after she is not a novelty anymore then, since you're also biased against the possibility of someone really liking a character that is not old.

>>133515802
It's not so much bias as skepticism. Oikura hasn't produced anything of value to the show, the only two things she's produced is being cute and having a tragic backstory.
Neither of which is outstanding in Monogatari.

ONE HOUR TO GO

IS YOUR BODY READY /a/

>>133515185
reminder you are a newfag from reddit

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>>133515847
You don't measure characters based on what she produced to the show. Sodachi had arguably one of the heaviest episodes in the entire series in terms of theme with outstanding VA performance, she is a relatable character for some with normal but extreme problems that have no magical solution, and her arc did well to slowly introduce her motivations so the viewer would slowly change the perspective of her as a character. And she ended up having very distinct personality from the rest. I just hope shaft will adapt into the off-season for more.

>>133515642
>>133515802
>>133515847
>>133516058
>I have no idea about what I am talking about

The shading on the skin tone gives me a boner. The armpits are just the icing on the boner cake.

>>133516058
>You don't measure characters based on what she produced to the show.

Yes you do. If she's not bringing anything new, then what point does she serve? She only really established two things, one of which we were already aware of .
One, Araragi is a bottomfeeder who gets off on punishment and will continue to punish himself and Two, that his maths fetish came from Oikura and it wasn't just a natural thing.

>she is a relatable character for some with normal [...]

All the characters aside from Hanekawa fit that entire statement. Hanekawa is only a partial example.
Everyone in the series is just someone having parental issues in one form or another whether it be Senjougahara's abandonment, Kanbaru's parent's death, Nadeko's neglect, Mayoi's parent's divorce.

Oikura is a just a rehash of what we've already got.

>>133516198
It's your problem if you measure a character based on how important she is for the MC.

>Oikura is a just a rehash of what we've already got.
Since everyone has parental issues, then everyone after Senjougahara should have been a rehash, no? Yet everyone's story played out different, and Sodachi was no different there. The only issue she got is that she started late compared to everyone.

>>133516345
It's not in relation to Araragi that I'm measuring her. That is just the only unique thing she brings to the table.

The fact her Father left mimics Senjougahara's mother, the mother neglecting Sodachi mimics Nadeko and the mother dying mimics Tooe and Kanbaru's father dying.

Everyone else's parental issues at least brought a different variation on "Parental Issues" not just a platter of leftovers like Sodachi brought.

The fact her screaming and assaulting Araragi while repeating how much she hates him is just unironically monkeying Monkey.

how long until new episode airs

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>>133516421
You're truly forcing too much to try to make Sodachi story as if it was a patch of other characters. Sodachi mother didn't neglect her, she actively abused her physically and psychologically and it's nothing like Nadeko parents. The parents simply divorced, so you might as well say it was a snail copy. And I guess the 8s she kept saying kirai was everything that happened in those 7 episodes, so it's just a copy of monkey.

>>133516557
I'll correct myself. The neglect was the mother locking herself in the bedroom and refusing to take care of her kid.
The fact Sodachi got beaten just mimcs Hanekawa's situation where her dad beat her for being white.
The fact you brought up the Mayoi part is just adding more to my point.
She is effectively a patchwork character.

>>133516536
18 minutes.

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>>133516642
Really, you keep bringing barely related connections that aren't even true to make it seem like she is a patchwork. Sodachi didn't need to be taken care at that point, she handled all the aspects of the house including with the government. The mother didn't neglect her, she killed herself while blaming her daughter for everything bad that happened to her. You're being so ridiculously vague that might as well say she had a father and a mother and other characters been there already.

The way she dealt with the situation as Koyomi childhood friend, classmate and on hew own were completely different than all those characters.

>>133516642
>I'll correct myself
Now? And further on you will do the same? Please shut up kiddo.

>>133515608
>>133515603
>>133515185
Faggots, every last one of you.

>>133516789
>The mother didn't neglect her

You fucking what.

>>133516857
I meant it was way above neglect, it was active abuse.

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>>133516855
Damn.

>>133516893
Neglect is active abuse. When was it not? Child Neglect is a criminal offense, man.

>>133516919
Are you still comparing Nadeko parents "neglect" to Sodachi's mom post divorce?

5 minutes

Five minutes. Get in there.

>>133516951
Nope. I figured we were discussing child neglect now and whether or not it was considered passive or active abuse with myself taking the argument that forcing your kid to take care of herself is active abuse because you can be irl banhammered for it pretty hard.

That Empire of Corpses movie looks pretty sweet.

>>133516999
At least the argumentation is over when the episode starts. Neglect can be passive and crime though, since omission can be qualified as crime.

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Ha ha, time for based Monkey

RED FRAMES!

>>133517064
Neglect to the extent Sodachi's mother is dishing out can only be active. Nadeko's parents would be passive since it wasn't "Fuck you're a shit, let me just fuck your life up completely"

Nadeko was overreacting given the neglect she experienced is pretty much summed up as "My parents don't understand me" which is every teenager ever.

Nise music

Dammit, they spoiled the fact that Ougi is in his room. It was supposed to be revealed in the last chapter epilogue

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ITS TIME

Instrumental OP like Onimonogatari, it seems

OP confirmed for another White Lies.

Rate the new OP

>instrumental
I knew it

>>133517171
Pretty good, considering/10

>>133517171
It's not as good as White Lies, so it's somewhere below mid-tier.

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Time for Second servant vs First servant arc. Where the winner is obvious.

This BGM, tho

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>>133517171

LINK?!

I wish Kanbaru was a boy.

This is best Kanbaru

Her hair the best

I'm happy

>>133517236

Need to be a neet to know. You got the hint

That sound you hear is the fapping of thousands of Kanbarufags

Excellent. I just finished reading Kizu for the first time, so this arc is truly coming with great timing for me.

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dem monkeys

>>133515185
>>133515608
>>133516895
>>133515608
I must find this

>だろわねーよ
I remember this making me laugh when I read it.

>>133517275

Don't see how it comes at a great time, but alright,

>>133517297
I found it

I'm sad

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>>133517187
Reminder she knew Araragi from the past

Damnit, Araragi, she's asking you to take her innocence.

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>>133515185

I did something wrong

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muh

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come here and fuck me anon

It's nice to see Sawashiro in a role where she isn't a crazy bitch riding a tiger.

>>133517327
Hell of a ruse master.

Kanbaru shining brightly this ep.

Mahou Shoujo: Kanbaru Suruga

Kanbaru is so cuute

OKIE DOKIE, ARARAGI-SENPAI

IMAGINE BREAKER

>>133517497

Wouldn't back on IB with WR out currently.

>This malevolent suit of armor attacked us
>I know, let's rebuild it!

Goddamnit, Araragi.

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>>133517340
>>133515185
>>133516895
>>133515603
>>133515608
>all this shit taste

Reason why they made armor with the same material as the anti-kaii swords.

goddamit we need monkey in every episode

And now Araragi uses his time tested technique: get the shit beaten out of you until the enemy gets bored.

>>133517594

Wasn't always so in Kizu, well at least end of this arc he wins.

Oh shit, the Burning Tiger

>Kamiyan as Seishirou
of couse

>>133517643
It was in the book that he borrowed Araragi's voice just to talk to him in this scene. He has his own voice when he recovers more later on.

>>133517643
Poor guy. He already has a cour's worth of dialogue per episode, and now he gets to pull double duty.

did araragi grab monkey's butt?

>She doesn't want to die a virgin
>She wants Araragi to take her first time

DO IT

>>133517643

Wait until he hits shota stage.

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yey piisu piisu

>>133517724
Kanbruh Sergu da!

>>133517720
How can be she be so perfect?

Why doesn't she appear every episode ;_;

>>133517724
kerbaru pls

Black Hanekawa ED card

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Time for Araragi to stubbornly to tell first servant fuck no for an arc.

If you want to see the short Kizu PV with the new Araragi face turn, it's the first part of this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4H46pEY0g

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endcard

>>133517801
But that can't be Black Hanekawa. She doesn't have enormous tits.

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>>133517793

Araragi is pretty /fa/

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>this episode
>this episode
>this episode

>>133517837

What about it?

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>>133517854
This episode was pretty much all Kanbaru fanservice.

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>yoo, araragi!

>You will never be teased by a sexually frustrated tomboy
Why even continue to live

Glad this episode was amazing, made up for all the boring shit that the past episodes were.

>>133517902

To see Kizu.

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It was pretty funny how Kanbaru decided to throw her virginity to Araragi just to not die virgin

>>133517923
You mean it continues the greatness of this season in a different way.

>Tomboy
>Sawashiro
>Fujoshi
The unholy trinity of shit taste. If you like this, you might as well come out of the closet altogether.

>>133518057

You are on /a/, you live in the closet with everyone else.

>>133517991
No, I clearly mean made up for all the boring shit that the past episodes were. You are way too retarded or autistic to understand or denial.

>>133517690
That'll still sound like Araragi.

>>133518069
You're right. You certainly meant that. You're wrong though.

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>>133518069
Sodachi Lost was the best arc since Hitagi End.

>>133518127

Sure if you aren't a LNfag.

>>133518151

Still mad about Kabuki adaption.

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>>133518189
never forget

>>133518254
what is happening there

>>133518069
The episode was 18 minutes of Araragi and Kanbaru bullshitting pointless crap like they always do, then 5 minutes of getting beaten up by a suit of armor.

Though really Araragi and Kanbaru's bullshitting is one of the best parts of Monogatari.

>>133518328
One of the many scenes Shaft skipped was one page 143 where Araragi and Shiobu sleep outside Hachikuji's house, they find a place in the park or something and Shinobu sleeps in his legs

>>133517171
link

>confessed lesbian
>yuri never
fml

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bishojo ichibannori - shugoro yamamoto

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>>133518688
yuri sisters are a thing so dont be sad

>>133518755
Is that after Koyomi was done with them?

>>133518755
but want monkey

>>133518796
after he was done with crab (allegedly)

>>133518827
What an unstoppable machine

Who hasn't he dicked?

>>133518813
see
>>133486234
Now just add bee to the picture in your mind and you got a party

>>133518858
meme

>>133518917
I feel like you're missing my point somewhat.

>>133519091
Is there yuri happening in the source material?

>>133519275
Nope. It's factored into my lament.

HorribleSubs out

Why do so many people dislike crab? Do they feel emasculated by the concept of an equal relationship where both sides dominate each other?

>>133519664
people simply have different tastes
also she kills you if you have sex with someone else which isnt optimal

>>133519729
Why would you have sex with someone else anyway if you have Crab?

>>133519729
She didn't kill Kanbaru

>>133519739
is this from newtype?

>>133519812
That would just be cruel.

>>133519664
They can't handle the banter.

>>133519801
if a naked monkey/bird/bat push their naked ass in front of your face there might be temptations.

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>>133519739
Nice, her second official art with the anime design. Sodachi is smaller than I thought though considering how tall she is compared to her 11/12 self.

>>133519883
nevermind i'm dumb

>>133519954
She looks tiny. Even shorter than Hanekawa.

>>133517529
but it didnt attack until it rebuilt itself

>>133519664
She is a crazy, selfish bitch with annoying fans.

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>>133517411
>tiger
she prefers lions

>>133520332
>selfish
she can be a bitch but she's anything but selfish.

>>133517801

My heart, it hurts, why Shaft.

Anyone else think it's kind of funny Kanbaru saw the Tiger's flames and knew it was Tsubasa protecting them?

>>133503993
Eh, I can see why people might not like Crab's hair this way but I personally find it really cute.

>arc is called Shinobu Mail
>episode contains only Kanbaru

>>133520520
hairstyles are ridiculously subjective, i just like having variety in hairstyles, clothing etc.

>>133520566
>hairstyles are ridiculously subjective
No you're just a faggot.
It does matter if she is young or old.
It does not matter if her hair is short or long.
It does not matter if she's brown or pale
Or if her hair is red or blue
Or if she's genki or a autistic
Ponytails are objectively, empirically, literally the greatest hair style known to man.