Owarimonogatari

>>133525038
So why the girl from Soultaker? I never watched more than one episode. Is there any meaning beside being a SHAFT character?

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/a/ When did you realize monkey was a best?

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>>133525112
I love Karen!

>>133525120
>/a/ When did you realize monkey was a best?
Well the author is likely going to use her in future stories as a spin off, so it helps that she is a bit stupid. That makes stories funnier.

>>133525120
>/a/ when did you realize monkey was retarded
At this moment.

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Ep7 - sill no Shinobu

>>133525112
Shinbou directed SoulTaker, and Akio Watanabe is doing the character designs for Komugi-chan R.

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>>133525161
>>133525163
>not wanting to think about something
>retarded

When did you realize /a/ was full of idiots?

>>133525112
>being a SHAFT character
SoulTaker was Tatsunoko.

I like the violin in the OP

>>133525112
SHAFT did SoulTaker ages back.

I guess Shinbo really liked the nurse witch Komugi.

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>>133525120
when she raped araragi

>>133525258
She clearly says that if she thinks at all that she'll need medical help, proving that she has no brain to think.

I got excited for a second and thought Shaft was going to be doing the TV series

The ending animation is just depressing. In the previous version there were generally multiple people riding on the metaphor cart. This time Shinobu was alone for the whole thing.

>>133525120
The Falcon knee

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>>133525336
>what is a joke used to deflect a pointed question

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>Araragi just BTFO'd all girls and chose Shinobu
>mfw

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So when is this arc taking place?

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>>133525336
>mfw monkey is literally too intellectual for some anons to handle
>mfw monogatari is actually 2deep4u

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>>133525463

>>133525475
After Kabuki, simultaneous with NekoWhite, before Sodachi
come on man, just google it

>>133525475
Simultaneously with Tsubasa Tiger.

>>133525509
It's pretty depressing.
And not at all surprising.
Which is pretty depressing.

>>133525509
welp, time to fap again. i'm so weak

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>>133525463
He did that in Nise in the bathtub already.
And also he knows what happens if he dies, since he just went to that future, so he doesn't have much of a choice

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>>133525562
Anon, you can't just go fap everytime someone posts cute anime girls. You'll die, I'm sure of it.

Will commie try to translate all those puns at the start, and fail gloriously - or will they be just as bad as CR?

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>>133525687
forgot my pic.

>>133525687
>kneecaps
>knee chaps
I can hear it already

>>133525520
nice.jpeg

waifu2x anyone? Or a non-shit version?

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hitagi kekolded

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>>133525687
probably fail, als CR just translate them as they were it just works in japanese because it sounds similar

>>133525718
Fucking genius. Why don't you work for Commie, Anon?

>>133525775
Where the fuck were you during that bath scene in Nise?

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>>133525775
This was known known since the end of Bake and most certainly by Nise. Does nobody pay attention to Araragi's relationships?

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>>133525939
That's a damn lie.

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>>133525939
>>133525893

B-b-but these dreaming pics... I thought...

>>133525893
didn't he say he will die with shinobu in kizu too

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>not kissing spur of the moment during that burning building scene

you can fuck right off nisio
anyone else think that fight was like watching someone play a videogame?

>>133526010
>tumblr
Those were not dreams either, also stop typing like a retard

>>133526010
He wants to live and have relationship with Hitagi,
he wants to die only with Shinobu, he proffered to talk with Hachikuji out of them all, he admires Hanekawa.

>>133526010
That beach scene happened at the end of Nise.

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>>133526092
wow. you has been banned in reddit?

>>133526143
2deep4me

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>>133526010
It's true that Arrrgi loves Senjou and she is his lover and all, but Bat is significant woman in his life and in a way Arararagi is shared by both of them. Just because he's dating Crab doesn't mean his relationship with the other girls is devalued.

>>133525939

Probably because even Araragi wavers back and forth between them.

Shinobu, Hitagi, and Hanekawa are at the top of the rung though, that is pretty much undeniable.

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>>133526143
the only role left is the fuckbuddy role I wonder when he'll realize that and stop bullshitting

>>133526174
you're mom
by the way
>>>/out/

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>>133526222
Cat is already the threesome fuckbuddy of Araragi and Crab. Kanbaru is more like a mistress/bro that you complain to when you're feeling down.

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Guys, it is a japanese cartoon harem, real life relationships cannot exist here.

>>133525670
it's just a monkey thing

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>>133525753
I have a feeling that version is shit on purpose.

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>>133526222
>gif
At least repost the webm.

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Nisioisin is going to make them date in college just to contradict his own "I don't want to date you" flag

>>133526583
what flag? what are you talking about?

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why did Ougi lie about Kaiki "meeting his end", or did Kaiki in death become a Meat King apparition?

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>>133526615

>>133526712
Because that's what Araragi knows, that he's death.

>>133526758
he wont make them date you saw Hanamonogatari, and we know from Suruga bonehead too

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Goddamnit Araragi, stop being a faggot.

>>133526790
I thought the conversation between Araragi and Ougi at the beginning happens just before his final exam. That's two months after Tsuki.

>>133526583
She's only teasing him, monkey is gay.

>>133526837
Tsuki is still before Hana when we see Kaiki again

>>133526795
no that is exactly why I'm saying. I don't expect Nisio to wrap up the series with a tidy "everything will stay the same for the rest of their lives"

I think he's going to give an epilogue that will likely change a lot of Araragi's relationships, as relationships due tend to change with time in real life. Nisio is great at creating characters that feel like real people which is why I expect them to behave like real people do in the future. Hence the typical "you're not gonna be with your first girlfriend forever" stuff may be introduced at the end of the series

>>133526870
I recall and anon saying something about Gaen mentioning Kaiki's supposed fate in Koyomi Dead which happens before this exchange between Araragi and Ougi.

>>133526950
i think Gaen has the same power to make Araragi think he's thought his own thoughts and made his own decisions when they're actually all implanted by her. Kinda like Ougi did with that sushi bit in episode 4

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Reminder

>>133526936
"you're not going to be with your first girlfriend forever, but you are going to end up dating the girl who introduced herself to you as a lesbian" would be one weak-ass harem trope to end on.

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>>133527020
I knew plenty of edgy tumblr-using girls in highschool that would go around being "lesbians"

>>133527062
He would have ended it with marrying Hachikuji if it wasn't illegal and she wasn't dead

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>>133527148
You're confusing beautiful 2d with 3dpd tumblrite "girls." Stop

Reminder that Shinobu is german, that means she's a scatfag by default.

>>133527188
That would be a much better ending than straightening out Monkey. Stupid laws of man and nature.

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Remider of transcendent-tier taste

>>133527493
So you get a butthurt coz of new episode? All your waifu are dumped

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>>133526222
I don't know how much more obvious she needs to make it.

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I really enjoyed this episode, it felt a lot more like an episode of bake then any other recent episode

It reminded me of Kanbaru Date
http://pastebin.com/KhY8HU21

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>kanbaru in heat 24/7
>literally begging to have her pussy plowed and lose her virginity

come on rararagi please

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>>133527493
>implying senjougahara is still a character and won't be Word Art by next season

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>>133526862
Oh yeah anon, so gay.

>>133525336
She just doesn't think because she's a bitch in heat only thinking about rarararara's dick

>>133526862
>>133527020

read >>133527709

>>133527493
ew

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>>133527338
Sexually confused teenagers are a dime a dozen anon.
You can't take what she says as immutable fact.

>monkey shows up fully expecting the Araragi D.
best girl.

>>133527718
Shes just testing his faithfulnesses towards Hitagi

She would probably beat the shit out of him if he did anything

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>>133527718
There's always the doujins anon.
At least monkey has good representation there as it should be.

>>133527814
m8 kanbaru isn't that cunning

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>>133527808
I can't trust a man that wouldn't be all over this.

This opening is so bad, why do the Shinobu ones have to be trash.

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>>133527814
>She would probably beat the shit out of him if he did anything
Absolutely false. Kanbaru is dreaming for the day Araragi and Crab double team her.

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>>133527883
>fucking hoodie monkey on a table in an abandoned school

Why do all my thoughts about her have to be so sexual? Everything she does is sex.

>>133527931
>there will never be a doujin where they dp her, hitagi with a strapon.

>>133525038
would spank that monkey

>>133527931
If only Crab weren't such a bitch.

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>>133527814
bullshit you are reaching at straws nigga, stop being a fidelity fag for a yuri relationship that doesn't exist in the first place. Senjo is waaay closer to hanekawa anyway she barely hangs out with kanbaru at all. Araragi is closer to her at this point, emotionally and the like.

she has no bra, did she go nopan too?

>sodachi arc
>discussion about the story and trying to solve it without being spoiled
>shinobu mail
>nothing but jerking off to kanbaru


sasuga /a/

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>>133528001
If only Araragi had voiced his question we would have all found out.

>>133528039
It's a japanese cartoon for kids, what are you expecting?

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>>133528039
>implying everyone wasn't jacking it to ougi bogie for the first episode

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>>133527979
I love crab but I kind of get what you mean. Crab is banging all the hot sluts in this show while keeping Araragi around as a boyfriend. It's just not fair, why can't they just have giant orgies? Meanwhile poor raragi is getting teased at every turn, dude probably has giant blue balls while Crab NTRs him every season.

>>133528039
entire episode was monkey begging araragi to fuck her, what do u think ppl will talk about?

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>>133528039
You mean discussion about math until the plot really started. It was fun though.

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>>133528039
Where is dick sleeve guy when you need him?

>literally begging to get fucked

how can arararagi stay so strong as to deny her
how can he control his dick so well

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I don't think Kanbaru has even mentioned Senjougahara once since she got rejected in Bake

I thought that really definitively shut the book on that chapter of her life, and bringing her up or even still holding feelings for her would be too painful and dangerous because the monkey's paw is still there.
The monkey paw's inactivity was a clear and uncontested sign that she let go of her feelings entirely

>>133526712
Once you're willing to accept he was a ghost in Hana, there's a lot less to explain.

>>133528159
intense heat and your skin burning off tends to do that

>>133528182
i dont know if you watched hana
but hana makes it really clear when she let go of her feelings entirely

>>133528182
>torn pants
>that wrist

Monkey pls

>>133528236
even before that she was begging

>>133528182
Maybe she should have just said gay for Senjougahara instead.

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>>133528242
Wasn't that unrelated to Senju but rather her other ghost lesbian girl? Maybe it was just letting go of her lesbianism in general (setting it up for her to date long-hair)

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>monkey literally offering herself on a silver plate
>"b-but snake is a slut"

Where's your god now Snakehaters?

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>>133528039
It was 80% Kanbaru getting horny, 7% joking and 3% plot

>>133528381
snakefags think ppl dislike snake because shes slutty
sad

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>>133528381
She does it because Araragi can handle the bantz.

>>133528381
snakefags pls
this is terrible bait

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>>133528381

>>133528346
you need to rewatch hana
it was about letting go of her hate for araragi
I dont think there is any indication in the show that she stopped having feelings for crab

>>133528459
name of the artist

>>133528442
>2013 was two years ago

>>133528519
Is it so hard to type her name into sadpanda?

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>>133528424
give me one good reason why she isn't best girl then

>>133528519
http://exhentai.org/g/555522/cad01bd034/

>>133528508
>I dont think there is any indication in the show that she stopped having feelings for crab
rewatch suruga monkey
who are we kidding we both know neither of us will rewatch anything

>>133528584
psychotic murderous mangaka, obsessive, cant take care of herself, hysterical, shit hair, etc

>>133528648
I'm going to rewatch the entire season in chronological order after kizu comes out. It sounds fun.

>>133528723
>falling for snakefags bait

they already know snake is shit
they just want the thread to be about snake instead of monkey

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>>133528723
>>133528778
>>133528808
stay mad monkeyfags

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Why do Snakefags and Monkeyfags hate each other? I like both of them.

>>133528121
Exactly.
There was 2little plot.

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>>133528911
i hate snake and im a spooky fag

>>133528940
"Snakefags" are hated by all the other retarded girl fanbases

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>>133528940
I like all the girls desu senpai.

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>>133529018
not true, generally snail and bird fags usually get along pretty well with us snakefags (and the occasional beefag as well)

The only problem seems to be with monkey/cat fags

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>>133529050
This. All Monogatari girls are love.

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>>133529167

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>>133529251
stay mad fake snailfag

>>133528459
I wonder what those dudes are doing when they're waiting for her. Are they complaining about their jobs? Talking about the news?

>>133529292
why do you even come to these threads?
no one has the same opinion as you and you only say "stay mad"
isnt there a better use of your time

cat my waifu

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>>133529338
>isnt there a better use of your time

take a guess

>>133525775
B-but that just means he will walk her to the grave gently, desu senpai.


Now that I made it look like I was retarded, I should samefag 10 or 20 times about how retarded this post was and wait for other real retards to reply too.

>>133529190
request an updated version of that in the drawfag thread

>>133529374
Can you clean a litter box for your waifu?

>>133527750
looks like her left leg got ripped off and flesh is just hanging

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>>133528182
Anon the paw's continued existence is proof that she didn't let her feelings go.

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>>133528381
When monkey goes crazy and tried to murder everyone because she was denied the D you can talk snakefag

>>133528442
>2013
>people hated commie and snake

good to know that nothing changes around here

>>133529479
Monkey needs a new waifu.

>>133528636
>filename kaimono
>kaimonogatari is only in chinese
>english translation is called Kowaremonogatari

why are you doing this to us anon?

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>>133528648
Suruga Monkey showed that she gave up on expecting her feelings for crab to be answered in kind.
Not that she stopped having them.

Being monkey is suffering.

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S E X
E
X

>>133529167
The only people who get along with snakefags are tasteless shits who don't care about the character and just fap to the bodies.

>>133529692
I didn't realise crack-kun came here too.

>>133529460
It's just raised up.

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>>133529669

>>133529479
she's speaking in past tense though. she doesn't hate him anymore. in fact, araragi is her best friend.

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>there are people RIGHT NOW who wouldn't monkey

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>>133529778
I didn't think you needed the last line but here you go.

She's speaking in the past tense because she just found out the arm is gone.
Ergo as long as the arm was there her hate for araragi was also there.

>>133529842
are there?
dont think there are.

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>>133529775
>>133529842
>>133529868
Jesus christ someone take this poor girl's virginity already.

>>133529913
C U T E
U
T
E

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>>133529842
I would a monkey.
I would her so hard.

>>133529913
her eyes should be way more orangey

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>>133529930
L E W D
E
W
D

>>133529945
she's not even my favorite girl
but goddamn would i mate with that primate

>>133529778
no she does hate him slightly still
thats what hana is all about
her arm disappears when she doesnt hate him anymore
in hana kaiki says you cant hate someone if you dont have anything to hate them for
this is a nod to how she lost her arm over time, her bad feelings dissipated

>>133529842
Best cartoon network character evet

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>>133529978
It's just the lighting anon.

>>133528757
Shit that's a good idea, anon.
Nice way to kill the months between when it airs and when we finally get a camrip + subs

I for one, would not a Monkey.

>>133530112
>guaranteed replies

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>all this monkey

It's a good day go be a monkeyfag
It's been a long time coming.

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>>133530143
What in the world did you do to that image

Are there any girls who would a Monkey?

>>133530112
>not getting funky with monkey
>not gonna mate with primate
>not giving your semen to simian

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>>133530143
true I'll give you that you deserve some more monkey time

wait no, you had hana

fuck you

>>133529902
>>133530034
it's bullshit to put all the hate into araragi. at the beginning of Hana she said she hated everyone. she probably hates her mother the most considering she was the one who have her the paw.

>>133530224
Karen.

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>>133530143
>>133530221
I just got it from here.
But it's pretty fucking terrible. I went in and got a replacement myself.

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>>133530112
>not doing the monkey

>>133530224
My sister is a Monkeyfag.

>>133528694

kek. her face looks so fucking retarded.

>>133530279
no it isnt because the reason she has the arm was because she hated araragi

>>133530279
Yes anon but she did still hate araragi. And then during hana she stopped.

>>133528193
Ghosts don't pay your dinner.

>>133530368
Is she cute?

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>>133528147

>>133530381
Why did it take her so long?

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>>133530500
If people could control their emotions easily there would be no show anon.

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reminder ougi>monkey>rest

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>>133530410
Pretty average. Not a landwhale though.

>>133530279
Hating the guy who stole your first love is much simpler though.

>>133530585
>hating a friend years later for a stupid reason

Kanbaru is stupid.

>>133525120
Wait. Doesn't she actually says "If it looks like I'm thinking about something, you probably should go to a hospital" ?

>>133530500
Slowly matured and interacting with araragi.

>>133530623
would you fuck yourself if it was a girl?

>>133530226
The amount of bad puns in this post is apeshit crazy

>>133530734
If wasnt it disgusting looking like myself yeah.

>>133530702
She admits it's stupid.
Haven't you watched the show?
I mean the fucking screenshot I posted is that.

>>133530224
Absolutely.

>>133530812
mfw this show actually is 2deep4some

>>133530811
What your good looking girl-self killed your favorite preschooler ghost?

>>133530894
what if*

>>133530812
Good, Kanbaru is officially stupid.
Her self-loathing is justified.

>>133530894
Snail died in 5th grade. Also ougi didn't even exist during oni. Basically, you're stupid.

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>>133525775
Crabfags BTFO to kingdom come


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>>133531073
>Basically, you're stupid.
oh anon if only you knew

>>133527883
What is this trying to convey?

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>>133530991
>being self aware and honest about your emotions
Literally smarter than half the cast and most anime characters already

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>>133531153
>the pleasure of anticipating of being cumed inside

>>133531129
cum

>>133531154
she's just as hypocritical as the rest of the cast

>>133530847
Monogatari threads just always seem particularly overwhelmingly male.

>>133531272
>Monogatari threads just always seem particularly overwhelmingly male.

If you think its time threads are made by females then you're wrong

Kanbaru is going to have an extra hard time fighting with nothing to stop her tits from flopping all over the place.

>>133528110

The chicken deserves it, he blue balled Hanekawa after pretending to be a mackdaddy, then pussying out not once, but twice.

And we know for a fact it's Cat's harem, all she need do is say the word and Araragi's pants would be off and Crab's tongue down her throat.

Crab literally proposed marriage to Hanekawa in one of their first commentaries together. The big date the two lovers will have next arc? Co-planned by Hanekawa.

>>133531272
dont think harem animes have strong female fanbases, coz being one girl out of a dozen trying to sex some average nerdy guy is appealing?

>>133531644
I'm sick of Nisio's hard on for Hanekawa. Fuck her.

>>133531663
Monogatari also has much better characters than most harems.

>>133531272
I haven't met any other female fans of it yet but I'm sure they exist.

>>133531568
Huh?

>>133530677
still the best munky picture

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>>133531615
Her cute ape shapes are small and compact.
She doesn't need a bra.

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>>133531644
I've always said this show has been about Crab's harem, people are finally starting to see.
Bat and the fire sisters come as a package with Araragi so she's got all 4 of them checked off.
Cat has been seduced on multiple occasions
Kanbaru is crazy in love with her already
Her harem is growing and Araragi is even helping her conquer more girls. When will it end?

>>133531663
I think I've been spoiled by SoL threads being full of little girls.

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>>133531814
I like this one

>>133527017
>i think Gaen has the same power to make Araragi think he's thought his own thoughts and made his own decisions when they're actually all implanted by her. Kinda like Ougi did with that sushi bit in episode 4
no, ougi is trying to kill araragi

>>133531644
Hanekawa is purrfection.

>>133531073
Re-read snail and Ougi's stories, it's gonna be fun.

also,
>Basically, you're stupid.
That's not a very educated way to talk with a stranger, faggot, behave yourself, little shit.

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>>133531888
Also this one

>>133531860
>Crab
>at all relevant
Dream on.

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there are too many good pics of kankan

>>133531903
Don't be mad that you're wrong anon.

>>133528159
easy; he lost his v-card and is pounding crab snatch every night.

>>133531967
Reads an awful lot of books to be so dumb.

>>133531663
2d little girl here, I want to be part of a harem really bad, Araragi is sexy.

>>133532133
how can you absolutely say someone is wrong even though you clearly havent read the LNs
anon pls

>>133532158
and none for Monkey.

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>>133532158
>implying you can even compare bony crab snatch to luscious monkey booty

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>>133530034
>Nisio makes it a point to resolve Kanbaru's ambiguous feelings in a story arc taking place after the end of the main series
>Has no impact on the series as a whole
>Seems relatively out of place
>Implying it's not intended to make it easier for Kanbaru to win the Araragibowl after college in the series' epilogue

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>>133532133
Kek anon, it's better to shut up and let others think you are stupid than to talk and actually prove it.

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How many years until it's canon?

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>>133532229
Crab is beautiful, you would think monkeyfags would be able to appreciate her more.

>>133532268
I think you're onto something.

But I'll be disappointed if she turns out to not be a lesbian after all.

>>133532343
>tfw no doujin where crab and bat tie rararagi up and femdom him

>>133531707

Being a favorite of Nisio brings suffering, ask Sodachi. All the exorcists think she is an abomination of some sort and instinctually back away, none of her family members ever have or ever will give a damn about her, and her father is a deadbeat who hit it and quit it.

So her being loved by the cast is about all she has really. And we know Araragi has internal rivalry and envy for her, as we see with Ougi . Like any genius character Nisio makes, they swallow much misery before shit gets better.

>>133532173
Because I read a synopsis of it.

Any of the ln fags will tell you as well.

Hell, araragi even confirmed it in this episode. He said this story took place 2 months before ougi came to their school. Shinobu mail is a direct sequel to shinobu time, both of which were told to ougi months after they happened. Seeing the darkness is what caused araragi to make ougi.

>>133532337
You're stupid too.

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>>133528147
I want Ougi to put her sleeves close to my erect dick.
Then, I want her sleeves to slowly descend over my erect manhood so that I can feel her soft, pale hand stroke my dick as I ejaculate all over the insides of her sleeves.
I don't want to see her hands though.

>>133529842
no one in their right mind would pass up monkey

>>133532343
Araragi doesn't need training to gently guide Crab out of virginity any more and I doubt they're going to get permission, but I'd give it about five years before Araragi and Shinobu can't stop themselves from fucking.

>>133532439
>You're stupid too.
So, we're both stupid? fine by me.

>>133532407
>tfw no doujin where Crab ties up Araragi and has an orgy with all the girls in front of him and Araragi can only look on as his sisters get molested by his girlfriend

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>>133532407
have you ever seen a bakemonogatari doujin those are like half of them

The one's by enuma elish should practically be canon

>>133532424
Don't get me wrong man. Cat is fine, but the way Nisio blatantly shows his favoritism towards her irks me the wrong way. I wish he were more subtle about it.

>>133532354
Crab is a nice enough person anon, and a good gf but visually monkey wins.

>>133532274
Is that the one where they make a point to mention how she's still in love with crab? Because it made me sad.

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>>133532504
I think it'll be about 5-10 years before the age difference really catches up with Ara and Senjo.
Since he'll look like a highschooler for eternity it would definitely be a considerable blow to their relationship, whether it be dating or sex.

Then he starts banging Shinobu because he's upset at his unaging body, and then Shinobu's like a "Ara~ Ara~ it could be worse"

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>>133532799
His face looks a bit fat in there. Why is shaft so inconsistent with Koyomi's design?

>>133532799
He looks more mature the longer his hair gets though so it's not that big a problem.

>>133532799
I was thinking less that Araragi would be displeased with his life then, and more that they're already flirting like mad and having a hard time containing their lust for each other and that's how long it would take until their self-control fails.

>>133532693
Favoritism? She's awesome, that's all. Some people are better than the others.

>>133532693


Meh, he writes it in a way that you could understand why Araragi treasures her as much as he does, and she and Crab have a legitimate friendship, even being love rivals, you don't get that often.

>>133527981
>Senjo is waaay closer to hanekawa anyway she barely hangs out with kanbaru at all. Araragi is closer to her at this point, emotionally and the like.
Although Hitagi did start to jog with Kanbaru in the mornings after Araragi commented on her weight...

>>133532799
Was it ever confirmed that Araragi won't age? His hair and nails can grow normally so I'd say he can age normally too.

>>133532957
nah he's a diehard fidelityfag who would avoid fucking Shinobu by being all "Cmon we have all eternity to do that"
their sleep schedules being totally different doesn't help either

>>133532799
Ararararagi doesn't strike me as the type that doesn't like older women. Plus even after 5-10 years, both of them will still be in their 20s and that's not old at all. If anything Hitagi would be in her prime.

>>133533174
crab implied that he might be into older women now after seeing kanbaru's mom naked in zoku

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>>133533174
>Late 20's Hitagi
Fuck I bet Crab ages like fine wine and she'll probably be hornier than ever.

>>133533151
If the DNA keeps copying itself correctly you wont age while all bodily functions remains the same

>>133533151
Yeah it's confirmed a bunch
>>133533174
He won't be bothered but eventually the social implications would start to creep up on the both of them, they'd also get too wrapped up in attempting to have a "normal" relationship, which is basically impossible because she's dating a pseudo-vampire.

Just the fact that their age gap is visible puts various pressures and allowances on the time, places, and activities they can spend/go/do together. It'll lead to both of them having quite a bit of frustration, it may not result in a breakup, but it will definitely cause problems.

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>>133528147
>>133530488
>>133532442

>>133533432
ty shemale ougi

>>133533151
It is not confirmed, it was no more than some speculation by Shinobu.

>>133533521
When is she going to appear in Owari?

When and why was RRRG's connection with Shinobu cut off? I need to rewatch Second Season.

>>133533804
next week

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>>133533804
soon

>>133533816
Kurayami ate their link.

>>133533816
Oni, when they escaped from the Darkness in the cram school, the Darkness severed the link and Shinobu was left behind.

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>>133533605
>speculation by shinobu
>speculation
>shinobu
>speculating
>implying a perfect being is capable of being wrong

>>133533924
Why didn't Shinobu go full Kiss-shot after that? Was it explained? I can't remember if it was explained.

>>133533987
She didn't state it as a fact. She only phrased it as speculation that maybe he'd live a long time. In fact it seemed to be her trying to provoke Araragi to see if he'd kill her rather than have to outlive his loved ones.

>>133534098
At the very beginning of nise he says something about not aging I believe

>>133530677
Can I marry her?

>>133534080
She would only revert if he died. And vice versa: Ononoki could tell she wasn't dead because Araragi had not reverted to entirely human.

>>133534200
Are you Araragi?

>>133534200
Write me a formal letter about who the true best girl is and also a couple of examples that show you can take care of my sister and I'll think about it.

>>133534242
Ok this fits with what happened in Neko White which I have watched recently, Shinobu accepted a ride from Cat so both their powers became weak it seems.

>>133534200
She would flat out reject you.

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>they changed Monkey's design slightly for her to not share sameface with Sodachi

Bravo SHAFT.

Or did she always looked like that? Now I don't remember.

>>133534324
I am cute and I own a house and also I think Monkey is best girl.

>>133534526
all anime girls look alike

So what happened? Hanekawa did something? Why was she missing then? She's the one who called Yotsugi?

>>133534324
Monkey is best girl, but I suck at writing, especially since I only come to these threads because of the girls, and I have never watched anything beyond Monogatari. I'm a trucker, make 60k a year, and spend the bare minimum. I've been in this business for 5 years, and made a small fortune. I could set up a house for someone if they wanted.

>>133534509
Could you have her record that and put it on Vocaroo? My name is Alex. Just have her color the rejection by calling me a fat drunk blob or something.

>>133534823
Rewatch Second Season

>>133525038
Oh boy, I haven't watched it yet, but when did Monkey become Bunny

>>133534868
> My name is Alex
Fuck, now that I know your name, I feel like you're a nice guy, I don't know why.

Monkey managed to be more entertaining than any of the girls from the last arc.

Thank god the next 5 episodes won't be a snoozefest.

>>133534996
Just remember he wants to rail out your sister.

>>133530112

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>>133534704
You can't be cuter than I am because then I'll become jealous, rejected.

>>133534868
>Doesn't even watch anime
>Trucker
>Alex
That's a girls name, rejected

>>133535093
I'm willing to compromise and get an ugly haircut?

>>133535049
I don't think so yet, the double episode helped owari 1 to get a better start.

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Great episode

This arc should be better than sodachis stuff if they do it right.

Thought we'd see shinobu this episode but I guess that's for next week.

>>133535093
I watch anime. But I'm too stupid to follow Monogatari. I usually stick to comedy and sol.

>>133534324
I have an apartment and soon to be changing careers to a Police officer.

>>133534200
>all these people pretending to be me
My sister is a dyke, sorry anon.

>>133535067
I'm the only Imouto in my family.

I'm a little girl, senpai.

When is this arc taking place?

>>133535314
I ain't your sempai, Kouhai.

>>133535312
Why would I have asked if I wasn't a girl?

>>133535355
I ain't your Kouhai, Oji-san.

>>133535348
Alright, Tsubasa tiger, sorry for not checking the thread.

>>133535348
Right after Snail disappears, all while nekomonogatari shiro is happening.

They're doing the favor that gaen wanted.

>>133535312
As >>133535093 pointed out, Alex is a girl's name.

>>133534526
>did she always looked
Is this one of the most common ESL fails? The tense is carried solely by the auxiliary verb.

>>133535150
A buzzcut may be acceptable.

>>133535210
I don't know if I could share a family dinner with anyone that can't share a conversation about the deep themes of monogatari with me

>>133535242
Sounds promising, but who is the best girl?

Would Araragi have accepted if Cat were that aggressive? Why the fuck is he so serious with Monkey?

>>133535396
I ain't your Oji-san, Uh give me a hand

>>133535466
Career-change, I've always been and will be a Crabfag