Would you watch an anime about cute Roman senators doing cute things?

There's already one about cute bath houses.

>>133478246
I would watch it for the cute gladiator games and cute orgies.

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>>133478246
I want to see an anime about Sulla, doing cute Sulla things

Is this the Sekkou Boys thread?

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>>133478246
Your senator a shit

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>>133478246
a SOL of Caligula could be fun

>>133478246
If they were cute Roman Senator girls, yes

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I ship Gaius Sempronius and Tiberius Sempronius Gracchus

>>133478487
No, senate means assembly of old men so you'll have to do with that.

>>133478246
Probably. Rome was a pretty cool place and the Japanese seem to think so as well judging from their references to it in anime.

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>>133478259
So, Thermae Romae thread?

>>133478246
Who gets to voice Tacitus?

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I'd watch them run a train on UMU.

>Give me back my legions, Varus-chan!
>I'm gomenasai, Augustus-sama
anime of the century

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>>133478470

Holy Crap that would be amazing!

Just be sure to have cute girls doing depraved things in various situations

Yes.

>>133478246

You mean being useless? Sure.

>>133479022
>Senate
>useless
Get a load of this procaesarist

>>133478246
logh is shit so no

>>133478561
So old men in the form of cute girls?

STON POUTSO MOU LOULOUDIA

>>133479507
No. You ain't getting it anon. Old man as in old men with wrinkly baggy skin, fat belies and liver spots. Although they can have cute girls as slaves/attendants.

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It should be drawn by the manga-ka for Gate, who has already demonstrated mastery of Roman clothing

>>133478246
I would watch an anime about jerk Greek gods and people doing horrible and stupid things.

>>133478246
Shit yes.

>>133478246
>Furthermore, I am of the opinion that Carthage must be destroyed
>Mou! Hidoi, Cato-chan!

>>133479653
Can they be moeblobs or chibi, talking like >>133480206 or >>133478816 ?

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>>133478412
Yes.

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>>133478246
>The entire episode is just a speech held by Cicero while recycled scenes play in the background.

>>133480255
Yeah, sure why not.

>I'm sorry, Julius-chan
>Anata mo, Brute-chii?

>>133478548
B-b-but that's forbidden love!

>>133480368
Only if you're the one receiving it.

>>133480311
Dropped

>>133478246
It would be the AOTY no doubt!

>>133480311
>gets shown in history class in japan
>grand success
>10 more seasons funded by the government

I AM THE SENATE

>>133480554
Mou Cesaro-kun, don't go around saying stuff like that! You'll make Cato-chan angry!

>>133480501
You forgot
>gets pizza and soda commercials

>>133480554
Not yet, Shiifu-chan.

>>133478300
He could be like Hachiman with all their batmanness put together

>>133480620
>Domini Picea and Montis Ros
Fund it

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/his/ please

Nota:
Hadrianus
Quartusdecimus Imperator Romae (Regebat 117-138 A.D.)
Tertius Proborum Quinque Imperatorum,
qui tempore huius fabulae regebat.
Eruditionem artemque bello praetulisse dicitur.
soon™

Transaltor Note: delenda est means has to be destroyed

Et tu, Oni-chan?

>>133481241
Et tu, frater?
Et tu?!

>>133480501
>nips
>caring about romans
They'd rather watch their nth honorabu samurai drama.

>>133481229
Nota interpretis:
"to be destroyed" sibi "delendus/-a/-um est" vult.

>>133481366
fine, show it in politics class

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I'd be interested to see what the Japanese think of the Roman Empire.

More than likely though, it'd be some teenage girl equivalent of Nero transferring to the school, and some light-hearted comedy matricide and arson.

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>>133478246
Miletus>Constantinople>Athens>Rome
My opinion is fact

>>133481480
>I have not seen Thermae Romae or the live action adaption

>>133481482
>Athens>Rome
you must be a shotacon

>>133481505
Indeed I haven't

>>133481518
Then do, the live action movie is especially great.
It's a co-production of Japanese and Italian film studios. Including nipponese Ringua Ratina.

>>133481554
>Including nipponese Ringua Ratina.

I already can't wait

Scipio Africanus did everything right

>>133481480
>I'd be interested to see what the Japanese think of the Roman Empire.
What does the average Westerner think of Tang dynasty China? I doubt they're concerned much with ancient empires on the other side of the planet.

>>133481507
Not at all, I like feminine women, much like my Athenian predecessors

>>133481621
That's what makes it interesting, that outside view.

>>133481657
I'm saying they don't give a shit. It's utterly irrelevant to them.

>>133481621
The Tang were based as fuck

>>133481939
>you'll never be bros with gaius and aulus
Why live

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Quisquis amat. Veniat. Veneri volo frangere costas fustibus et lumbos debilitare deae.
Si potest illa mihi tenerum pertundere pectus quid ego non possim caput illae frangere fuste?

>>133481480
They have a fairly positive view. There's also a bestselling15-volume historical series called "Tales of Romans" (Roma-jin no monogatari) which gives the narrative history from Rome's founding to the fall of the Western Roman Empire.

>>133481621
No, any non-retarded Japanese person would at least heard of the Roman empire. You can't really say the same for the Tang, since even most people in the West wouldn't even know their Tang from the Han or Ming. Chinese dynasties is usually lumped in together as just one continuous Chinese empire if they're mentioned in public high school classes.

>>133482396
They may have heard of it, but I sincerely doubt they care at all.

>>133482494
Does even the average person in the West "care" about the Roman empire? I really can't see anyone who's not a fan of history being able to name even 3 Roman emperors.

>>133482544
Caesar, Caesar, Caesar and Caesar.
It's not that difficult when they share the same name.
"Caesar" eventually became synonymous with "emperor", hence German "Kaiser" which is pronounced the same.
I really hope you don't read "Caesar" as "See-zar".

>>133482544
They probably have at least some concept of what it was, if only because our (pop) culture, language, architecture and whatnot are all so infused with their influences. Europeans may even see the ruins themselves in their surroundings. For the Japanese, high school history class is the first, only and last thing they'll ever see of it.

>>133482544
Easiest is probably Nero, Caligula, and Caesar.

>>133482631
The Japs pronounce Latin names better than English-speakers do because the katakana is already spelled that way.

Caesar: カエサル
Justinian: ユスティニアヌス

You got me in a AoD mood, so yes

>Burutasu-kun...
>Omae mo ka?

R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R

>>133482756
Pure irony.
But understandable, the Kana give you a guide on how to pronounce it. It limits the freedom of possible expressions, but that is something positive here.

>>133482777
This works in Japanese better than expected.
>Mi fili brute
>Et tu?

>>133482720
I'm not doubting that they don't have some sort of knowledge on it. I'm just pointing out that if we want to get strict with what "caring" means, then I don't think the average Westerner actually cares.

If we adopt the looser version of caring, then sure. But in that case, you can definitely say the Japanese public cares somewhat about Roman history as well. Like I said in >>133482396, there was a multivolume series about Roman history which became a bestseller not too long ago. When was the last time you saw a multivolume (!) history series becoming a bestseller in America? Could you ever imagine even a single volume history book about Japan or China becoming a bestseller in America?

>>133482720
>Europeans may even see the ruins themselves in their surroundings.
>may
it's practically inescapable. we had plenty of class trips to various roman excavation sites and buildings.. and of course any trip through italy will likely pass by more than one.

Hell, some small parts of the roman roads are still in pedestrian use today.

>>133478300
Murdering women after toying with their hearts and handing out mass executions? Cute!

>>133480311
picked up

>>133482738
>Caesar

he wasn't an emperor

>>133482631
Kaiser and Caesar aren't pronounced the same.

>>133482955
He might have meant Augustus Caesar
But yeah Julius was dictator not emperor, and his vision for rome was quite different to what Octavian had for it. History noobs never know this for some reason.

Anyway I'd love to see something about Caesars wars in Gaul. Or Marius vs the Germans. Dont know how you could turn that into an anime with cute girls but think of a way Japan.

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>>133482786
>A M O R
lewd

>>133482955
I couldn't go wrong if I just said Caesar and not the not emperor right? How do you call the not emperor Caesar if they're all Gaius Julius Caesar?

>>133483050
Almost. The S in Caesar is sharp and the R is tongue rolled, that's the only difference to Kaiser.
Latin C is always as the new K
AE is a diphthong that is pronounced like "ai"
S is always sharp.
A is like German A or あ if you want.
R is a tongue rolled R, different from German words ending on R.

>>133482544
Depends what you mean by "West". In Yurop learning about Roman Kingdom, Republic and Empire is huge chunk of education and we can still see their influences on everyday basis.

/his/ when m8?

>>133483132
>>>/his/ is already reality.

>this many Roman history bros on my /a/

I'm shedding a tear anons, you make me proud

>>133483132
>>>/his/
It kinda sucks though

>>133483132
you mean the board that knows nothing about history and just shitposts itself into oblivion?

I'd like anime about Constantine the Great

>>133483132
It's slowly turning into /pol/ with dates. That and just general history shitposting.

>>133483162
Only new ones don't know that we are all romaboos.

There was a Greek thread not long ago, and yeah, there is no fetish the greeks didn't think up first.

>>133482777
Tip toppest of keks

Roman statue boyband is already a thing.

>>133480271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFTG6Lq1l9k

>>133483211
we've had plenty of decent threads like that on /a/ in the past actually, be it Greeks, Romans or just Christian history in general

>>133483125
AE is pronounced like "ai"? That's news to me. I've taken 5 years of Latin and we always pronounced it well just ae or ä I guess while the "ai" in Kaiser is pronounced like "ei".

>>133483286
ae is pronounced like ae, you're not wrong

Kaiser is pronounced in german like カイザ

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>y-yamete, Hannibal-kun!

>>133483211
>>133483269
Ive been here for years and I dont recall any
Fuck what have I missed
Is Sekkou Boys proof that we are a worthy demographic? A golden age of marble statue anime dawns on us my fellows.

>tfw no qt patrician 14yo gf

>>133483286
Classical pronounciation, go take a look on it.
I assume you're German?
By the way "Caesar" is written in Greek script it's obvious.

>>133483400
>tfw no greek trap harem

>>133483363
it's not like someone will just blatantly make a history thread on /a/ without it getting deleted or shitposted to death for being offtopic

threads like that usually start as something else, some of those I recall started as Fate threads

>>133483349
So about the same as Kaiser Reinhard of LoGH?

COR

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Anyone read this series?

>>133483512
you mean those sieg kaiser reinhard chants? if yes then pretty much

if you pronounced it like ケイザ it would be rather funny, since Käse means cheese

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>you will never join the legion-bu

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>>133478246
This is actually what I sometimes imagine, you know, especially after watching Nobuna-chan.

Think about this; an American schoolboy who love to play Rome Total War, somehow gets transferred to the ancient Rome where all the heroes are loli, including Caesar. The protag now has to fight along with her and help her to conquer the barbarians while dealing with dirty politics at home

Would you watch it?

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>>133483762
This cant be real

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nope fuck senators.

I want an anime about my nigga claudius
and his adventures

>>133483762
I don't even

>>133483775
>Legi-On!
I'd watch the living fuck out of it

>>133483780
I would actually prefer anime about Octavian, Cleopatra and Marcus Antionus. Naturally, all three of them would be lolis.

>>133484010
>Legi
1. Person Perfect Indicative active of "legere"
This would translate to "I have read" or "I have collected" or something like that.

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>>133483780
>W-what do you mean I can't just corner camp on the map?

>>133484080
Fund it

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Fucking imperial scum. The republic is where it's at. Make an anime about Marius shitting on the germans and i'll be happy.

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>>133484630
Are you frustrated?
This is the only thing I can be proud of, and it's too long ago.

>>133484672
Those are some pretty meaty thighs.

This show's already writing itself.

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How about one about greek philosophers?

>>133484337
>corner camp on the map
Guilty of doing that.

>>133484930
cute Romans doing cute things > romcoms

>>133483874
>keked by half of Rome
good idea desu senpai

>>133482941
NO PUT IT DOWN

>>133485079
>you mean "romecoms"

>>133478246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emgMR_yiZEY
Thermae Romae is thematically similar, at least. KEK

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>>133478246
what about Ottoman sultan doing cute things with his harem and divan

>>133484930
Does Brutus stab me when I come back?

>>133485191
Remove kebab

>>133485213
Yeah, with his pork sword

>>133479535
that shit is stuck in my head

>>133485191
No thanks, but I wouldn't mind anime about Constantine Palaiologos

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>>133485247
yuo are men now

>>133485254
But that's haram.

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This is the best thread I've seen on /a/ in a long time. 100/10 OP

>>133485191
But picture this: You've got your kawaii Roman senator, your desu Ottoman sultan, and your sugoi Greek architect in a wacky slice-of-life comedy, filled with war, bloodshed, harems, and prostitution.

Meam sororem tantopere lepidam esse non potest!

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>ctrl+f
>the scroll was better
>no matches

A Roman senator falls in love with a puella.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a Jupiter with the information about cursus publicus closest to the girl's domus. Never minding the strange location, he immediately sends a courier to her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

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>>133485532

>>133478246
Absolutely.

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1000 times better than Oreimo.

>>133478300
It would be perfect, you could even capture the fujo audience by putting in his gay affair with that actor.

>not knowing about the next AOTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldvdOpj6vK8

>>133482786
clever girl

>>133483052
>I'd love to see something about Caesars wars in Gaul
of course, we already have a Belgian manga and anime about this.

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>>133485715

>>133484769
>Sokura-chan! Did you criticize everyone in the senate again?!
>teehee

Christ

Will we ever get an anime about Biggus Dickus?

>>133485715
>Hermes
*Mercurius

>>133485715
>Hermes

>>133485715
>medici

Shit statue.

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Is Hannibal supposed to look like Keanu Reeves?

>>133485645
Hox, Is this real?

>>133485922
>has two eyes

nope

>>133485922
>Keanu Reeves
>not Ron Pearlman

So much potential lost.

>>133485922

No. All Carthage are barbarian traders.

>>133485805
There is a manga about it though.

https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=54164

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>>133485992
Nah, it's just a joke LN cover that some artist on pixiv drew. Pretty cool idea though. I'd totally watch an anime about Anna Komnene.

>>133485922
Why is it always Hannibal and Spartacus shown as the archrivals of Rome but never Jugurtha and Mithridates.

>>133486003
>Episode I: the Birth of a Monster
>one eye

still early for that

>>133486085
Because they got famous movies.

>>133478246
I would watch a military anime about edgy Cheka trying to build gommunism in their edgy ways.

>>133486111
There's a movie about Hannibal?

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>>133485715
>want to watch
>it's going to be gay as hell

>>133486085
you mean why not the Parthians

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>>133486085
Hannibal is obvious, but Spartacus is probably due to our modern tendency to heroize slaves who fight for FREEDOM.

Besides, NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY AS PONTUS.

>>133486155
Hello Clarice

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>>133486171
So how about an ova about Surena and the battle of Carrhae.

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>>133486085
Hannibal for his victory at Cannae and Spartacus because of his presence in the third servile war.

>WW2, cold war - early UC Gundam
>Vietnam - Votoms
>Taiping rebellion - Victory Gundam
>no roman mecha yet

>>133486386
Surena's victory was very impressive, like Hannibal's. Spartacus on the other hand just makes romanticists wet

>>133486085
Elephants dude

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>>133483780
>Now, you know I have a reputation for cunning in battle. I do not intend this to be a fair fight. I am going to fall upon them without warning! I will strike at their weakest points! This won't be a battle - it'll be a kick up the toga!

>>133486486
You're saying that like you won't be wet from the victory of half-prepared slaves over the Army.

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>>133485428
why is that remind me of this?

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>>133478246
Cute legions doing cute things in Gaul.

>>133486855
The Gauls have high helplessness-moe and need Caesar-sama's guidance.

>>133486085
Because Jugurtha revealed that the true weakness of Rome was not battle but the greed of its commanders and politicians.

As for Mithridates, the Romans made peace twice so that they could focus on their civil wars.

These conflicts are probably not well known because their implications for modern politics are all too clear.

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>>133487160
A tomboy Caesar and a tsundere Vercingetorix.

>>133485191
Arslan is close enough

>>133486855
That looks cute.

>>133483359
there is a nice manga about second punic war, ad astra

>>133478246
I'd watch anything that isn't a generic moeshit sol, overused cliche's the anime or underaged shounen garbage tbqh senpai

>>133486003
later, end of volume 2

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Ego sum mei gladii ossum
chalybis corpus meus est
ignis meus sanguis
Generavi praeter milia ferra
Ignotus morto
nec notus vita
Pertulli vexationes generandi multa arma
Tamen hae manus haud retinebunt nihil
Deinde dum oro
Infinitum Ferrum Operaris

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>>133487296
i guess so...

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>>133488023
wonder what would happens if your average kebab see this

>>133488013
Hail sagittarius

>>133488023
>tfw you will be remembered only because of your feminine looking alter ego

>no historical epic miniseries about the life of Alaric and all the visigoths
I'm pissed

>>133484080
>>133484409
But Cleopatra must be a trap, or else it's just not the same.

>>133478246
Cicero would just sit there and talk for twelve weeksnot budging an inch like the fat fuck he was

MARCUS ANTONIUS
PESSIMUS SAECLORUM

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Belisarius is autism moe incarnate

>>133488111
Triplum probatum

>>133488089
That's what the Iranian kebabs are saying.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2015-10-25/mixed-feelings-in-iran-over-the-heroic-legend-of-arslan/.94573

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>>133487296
theres also shoukoku no altair
>this is a boy who is vizier who is suppose to also came from clan that turkic to the core

>>133479022
We're talking about Roman senators, not Amerifats.

>>133485532
>>133485573
I still don't get it.

>>133478246
>emperor nero fugs his shota

>>133478246
>Catiline-senpai, that's lewd!

>>133488376
>I am a Byzantine general but my wife is a whore?

>>133489420
There you go, instant LN name.

>>133489520
too short for an LN name

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>>133489420

>>133481482
>Constantinople
You mean Istanbul you low class Byzantine fuck?

I want a femdom doujin of Justinian and his wife.

>>133489684
It needs to be all lovey dovey too

>>133489684
Theodora is best grill. I want SoL anime about cute girls doing cute things in Constantinople

>>133489420
>>133489754
Justinian's Constantinople already is an LN. Procopius wrote it

"Your scandalous figures stand quite out from the canvass: they are as bad as a group of statues!"
-- byzantine priests on cartoons

>>133489754
Theodora is used goods
Justinian a shit
Julian a best

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A SoL about Messalina.

>>133489892
>Julian
>best at anything
I bet you like Marc Antony too faggot.

>there will never be an anime about cute ancient Greek girls doing cute Greek things like competing in the Olympics or walking in on their husband's gay orgy
This isn't a life worth living.

>>133489892
Theodora is reformed, strong, and a great politician

>>133489892
Theodora is a waifu material

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>>133489959
how about this?

>>133489959
>There will never be a harem anime starring Octavian Caesar or Suleiman the Magnificent
>We will never see Vlad the Impaler in a battle shounen
>We will never see Cleopatra in a SoL Romance anime
>We will never see Hannibal at all
god why

>>133490053
>liking literal whore

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>>133490076
Suleiman Anime would sell like hotcakes in balkans
I mean whole balkan women got wet while watching magnificent century, yearning for some kebab cock
again

>>133490076
>Vlad the Impaler in a battle shounen
Fate/Apocrypha animu adaptation never.

Stop, you're giving ideas to Kyoani.

>>133490343
>you're giving ideas to Kyoani.
GOOD.
MAKE IT HAPPEN KYOANI

>>133478246

I want a Draco SOL

>>133490343
>KyoAni
>doing something original

>>133490444
I read that as Disco SoL which I now realize is something I want.

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Better.
>Jean V d'Armagnac
Styled Viscount de Lomagne while his father lived, John succeeded him as Count of Armagnac when he died (5 November 1450);
soon after, he started a relationship with his sister Isabelle, Lady of the Four-Valleys (Dame des Quatre-Vallées), ten years his junior, whom the chronicler Mathieu d'Escouchy accounted one of the great beauties of France and whose betrothal to Henry VI of England had been under consideration.

When word got out that two boys (John and Anthony) had been born in the castle of Lectoure, the couple promised to reform their controversial behavior.

But within a few months John solemnized the union between the two by claiming to have obtained a papal dispensation from Pope Callixtus III, shortly after their third child, a daughter called Rose (or Mascarose) was born.

>>133489071
Because you've been on /a/ for less than 5 years, or because you missed those threads.

Is Augustus the greatest bishounen?

>>133490053
>white knighting for a prostitute
C U C K

>>133485715
They better make 1:1 scale PVC busts of these guys. I want them all.

>tfw in my 5th year of Latin and all we've done so far was work on our book and start with Plinius' letters this year

This fucking sucks, you don't even understand half of the shit that's written in Latin.

>>133491464
You should have studied your declinations, anon.

>>133491464
That's because latin is a language you learn in order to translate it. That, and because it has a fucking twisted grammar.

>>133491464
Their abbreviations are a pain in the ass

>>133491615
>That, and because it has a fucking twisted grammar.
It has an extremely consistent grammar, with like ten irregular verbs (and the only one you'll ever see is fero) which follows an extremely sound logic

>tfw the venetians and crusaders want to help you to claim your territories, but they betray you days later

> Ctrl+F caecilius
>No results

I'm disappointed in you, /a/

>>133491667
I hate some of the shit in the letters much more. The translations are awkward as fuck, no matter where you look and even if you translate it yourself it ends up being some shit like "The volcano erupted, sparks had flown, the ship sailed henceforth I am become sad."


You need to interpret and twist the / a few sentence(s) quite a bit if you want them to make any fucking sense, grammatically speaking.

>>133491925
>caecilius

The wealthiest people in Pompeii were nothing compared to a senator of Rome when it came to money. You had senatorial houses where people would create tiled floor with marble from three different ends of the empire just to show off their wealth.

>>133491972
Latin is a pain in the ass to translate. Especially when people like Pliny try to make it all artsy. Something has to be lost

>>133492007
Yeah, but Caecilius is mai bishie.

>tfw no Lawrence of Arabia animu
>tfw no WWI animu ever
fug

>>133491972
You can't directly translate from Latin, you always have to paraphrase to some extent (still not as bad as with Japanese)
>tfw we had to translate texts literally since the professor wanted to check if we learnt the grammar and you were never sure if you actually got it right since the translation always came out as a garbled mess

>>133492222
Yeah, sure, that's the translation our whole course came up with after like 20 minutes of discussion. Plinius' texts were so stupid that even our teacher went full "fuck the grammar, let's just get this over with".

I'm always faintly surprised at how many people learn Latin on /a/.

Is it just to help with English grammar, or do you like the language?

>>133492589
There are a lot of romaboos, see >>133483211

Also some places require it.

>>133492589
In my case it's just that it's part of the curriculum of most high schools in my country

>>133483762
>triggered

>>133492589
There's a lot of italians in this board

>>133492589
Curriculum in my school, and I kinda was interested in learning it anyways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0

>>133478246
>cute Roman senators doing cute things?

Like what? Molesting shotas and debate which Patrician owns the cutests fucboi?

No classics thread is complete without Roman graffiti

http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm

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>>133493701
>VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend
Cute.

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>>133493701
I've been to Pompei several times (two times for my own sake, bunch of times just as a stop and other bunch of times to accompany family members), I always laugh my ass off when I see guides explaining penis graffiti to tourists.

>>133493701
> Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Every time

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>>133493701
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1837: If you are able, but not willing, why do you put off our joy and kindle hope and tell me always to come back tomorrow. So, force me to die since you force me to live without you. Your gift will be to stop torturing me. Certainly, hope returns to the lover what it has once snatched away.

>>133493701
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
This always cracks me up, it's basically equivalent to a random blog post.

>>133478629
did they finish translating this?

>>133491413
it'd probably be cheaper just to buy a real marble bust

>>133480311
>Animated by Shaft

What was the name of the emperor that would crossdress and force people to fuck him in the ass? I swear it's real

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>>133493701
>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

Heh

>>133478246
i'd watch only for the massive senate-house fistfights that break out

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I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE HELLENIST DEGENERACY
I FUCKING TOLD YOU BRO

>>133494372
One of the first oldfags. Thank you Cato-senpai

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>>133493701
> I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

>>133493701
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1826: Phileros is a eunuch!
People has been calling others faggots for a long time.

>>133478246
>Not an anime about the five good emperors as lolis doing cute things.

Houkago boni imperatores

>>133494142
Smug Cicero can pull of the head tilt best and the background will be filled with back references to random Roman things

>>133478246
>Wah, Brutus-san, what are we going to do on the senate

I wonder what the greeks and romans would think about trap mangas and doujins.

>>133478246
Are they going to be cute girls?
Is it going to be historically accurate?
Will we get Gaius and Aulus being bros 4 life cameos?

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>>133493701
Literally my favorite history-related thing. Those Pompeiian's were the best.

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right

>>133495114
Just like my Turkeyhandle novels.

>>133492589
We learn it in high school here in Italy.

>>133495114
I love that face she's making, it's so hot

>>133495248
>she
Anon...

>>133478246
Will it be a cute girl senate? Or a loli senate?

>>133495258
Let me dream

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>>133493701
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
The Romans truly were a wise civilization.

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>>133495773

>>133493701
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
I believe we're Pompei posters reincarnated.

>>133494933
Fund it.

>>133493701
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

>metaposters

>>133496446
Literally
>this board is shit I wish Mooticus would tear it down

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>LOGH scale like anime of the punic wars, starts off in the second.
>focuses on both Roman and Carthaginian side
>huge cast of characters of Senators, Generals, officers and simple soldiers, and civilians, goes in depth with politics, drama of the events, to tactics on the battlefield.
>the two main protagonists of the story are Hannibal barca, and Scipio Africans. (basically Yang Wenli, and Reinhard)
>The story also focus's on the rivalry between the two greatest minds.

I suck at stories, but the potential of a grand story between these two characters is fantastic, both are alike. Their rivalries, hatred, and great feats for their state, and to their demise and betrayal from their state.
With the setting of the punic wars it was exactly like the world wars of antiquity.

>>133494098
I don't know, I've got only volume 1 and 2 downloaded.

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>>133483359
Is that by the same artist?

>>133483211
Would you direct me to that Greek thread?

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>>133483874
This guy knows.

>>133493701
>Herculaneum (on a water distribution tower); 10488: Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along.
Shitposters >>>out

>>133478812
muh d

>>133497136
Here it is>>132584103

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>>133493701
>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

>>133484769
How about Diogenes living the NEET life?

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>>133497280
Ah, over a week ago.

Thank you.

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>>133493701
>Pyrrhus to his colleague Chius: I grieve because I hear you have died; and so farewell.

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>>133481939

>History's All-Girls School Manga

>Alexander the Great:
sophmore captain of all the sports teams, narcissistic, confident, fairly smart, and generally considered a legendary athlete who inspires awe from her allies and fear from her enemies. Gets severely injured halfway through an international <insert sport here> tournament and falls into a coma.

>Darius III
Before Alexander came, was a senior that was considered the most athletically skilled in the school and had a huge following. After Alexander, developed a fierce nemesis attitude toward her that Alexander never really took seriously, much to Darius's fury. Eventually pushed herself so hard trying to beat Alexander that she suffered a serious leg injury and transferred out to a school that was more easily accessible for cripples.

>Julius Caesar:
Head of the Student Council, a conniving girl who secretly wants to turn the Student Council into an authoritarian regime. She commands a group of fanatical followers as her secret police, dubbed Caesar's Legion. Early on gets backstabbed by a close associate and is expelled from the school.

>Augustus/Octavian Caesar
Up-and-coming freshman, Julius's protege and a personal favorite of hers. Highly intelligent, after Julius is expelled she has a fierce election battle with Mark Antony and Marcus Lepidus, winning and becoming president. Quickly reforms the Student Council into the image Julius envisioned and becomes the de facto final say in most matters in the school

>Hannibal
Develops a hatred for anyone and everyone related to people who like Julius and Augustus after being bullied by them early in life. Actively seeks to sabotage them any way she can, and succeeds, just not hard enough to overthrow either on her own. Constantly a thorn in their side and is eventually expelled for her shenanigans

>>133485645
Nigga I would WATCH THE SHIT out of an anime adaptation of the Alexiad

>>133494796
>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.

Truly. Eunuch was a much worse thing to be called in Rome though, I imagine.

This is beautiful.

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>>133497762
>Darius III
>worth including
>no Pyrrhus
>no barbars

>>133498076
post limit reached bud

my autism can't write anymore of this dribble without positive enforcement from fellow autists like you.

>not including the great failure of the Achaemenid Empire that failed to subdue Greece then gets overrun by the Alabama equivalent of the ancient world
if anything I should have made Darius more pathetic

>>133497163
Patrick Bateman really was a patrician.

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>>133483359
B-Baka Carthage ~carthagodelendaest
It's not like I want to destroy you or anything ~carthagodelendaest

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>>133498942
>~carthagodelendaest

>>133497762
>No Cicero, Pompey, Marius, Sulla, or Catalina
Do you even Rome republic?

I'd rather have anime about island of Lesbos in ancient greece times.

Iulius Caesar-chan is overrated. It's 50 BC, who the fuck still likes tsundere ojou-samas?

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>>133478246

>>133481939
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>133493701
>I.10.2-3 (Bar of Prima); 8258, 8259: The story of Successus, Severus and Iris is played out on the walls of a bar: [Severus]: “Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris. She, however, does not love him. Still, he begs her to have pity on him. His rival wrote this. Goodbye.”. [Answer by Successus]: “Envious one, why do you get in the way. Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking.” [Answer by Severus]: “I have spoken. I have written all there is to say. You love Iris, but she does not love you.”

I-is this Keit-Ai?

>>133484630
This

>>133500614

While the two chase their loved one, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of BUGGERING.

>>133478246
I'd rather watch a hentai OVA about a futa Roman Emperor defiling pure Christian girls

Why isn't this a thing?

>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

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>>133481939
Reminder to never stop posting this so they live on forever

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>>133500452
Fucking fujoshits, they'll never understand friendship between men.

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>>133478246
>Romaboos

>>133483618
Yes it's pretty fun.

>>133497299
Diogenes is to based to be a mere NEET. He goes out and trolls people actively and is respected for it. So it can't just be shown as online trolling.

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>>133478246

>>133487244
>>133486855
I want.

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>>133489862
>>133489754
>>133489718
>>133489684
>>133489420
I've only ever posted this on /pol/ before but this seems like a good time.

>>133484930
>can always be reconquered

every time

>>133502690
Proof that NTR really is the fetish of nobility

>>133502690

Just like my doujins!

>>133502914
She stopped doing that stuff before she got married to Justinian. I do bet she never had kids because of that shit though.

>>133486085
Fuck Mithridates. Squirrely eastern despot par excellence, always escaping, always raising armies in po-dunk pontus, immune to poison... I wouldn't fight him. I'd resign the damn consulship.

>>133502986
He got his ass kicked every time he went near a Roman though. Seriously sent messages to his son-in-law "don't fight the invincible Romans!"

And what does the guy do? Fights the Romans. 250K sand niggers vs less than 20K Romans. The Romans obviously charge and route them. The kill or capture 100K arabs.

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>>133502690
Dammit Jap-

Oh wait

>>133503060
It's the nipple fucking that always cracks me up.

>>133502541
It's not trolling if it's a philosophy.