Why does Japan like turning famous people in history into cute girls?

I want a cute girls edition of inventors throughout history, main character could be tesla in the form of a cute girl who invents stuff all the time but the credit is always stolen by the antagonist who is edison as a cute girl.

>>133089719
Because fuck you it's awesome that's why

>>133089719
Blond girls no less. I've heard glorious nippon is very xenophobia.

>>133089719
Coz everyone is not intrested in old man.

Because you are all low test beta males obsessed with females, probably out of a deep, deep insecurity of never getting acknowledged by them in life.

Your life revolves around females. You are no better than /r9k/. All the media you consume must be littered with females. It's how you cope.

>>133089756
Edison would be a blonde girl with massive drills and an ojou-sama laugh.

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>>133089719
What do you mean?

>>133089905
Edison would be a scheming cunt with no morals.

>>133089756
>butthurt tesla-fag

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>>133089719
>s2 never

>>133089811
They are. But they think that white people are the most beautiful people in the world.

Just because someone of a different race might be attractive doesn't mean you want them all to live in your country.

>>133089719
I don't know either, but the girls in Nobuna were pretty great.

I'm more curious about why do they like the 3 kingdoms so much?

>>133089719
because they make my peepee feel funny

>>133089719
It prints money

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>>133089719
Reminder that Koihime Musou is the most historically accurate Rot3K.

>>133089811

>xenophobic

Good. Japan has their shit together when it comes to their immigration policy.

>>133089719
I want a cure girl version of the Japanese war crimes during WW2

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>>133092388
Closest I've got.
And yet I absolutely adore her.
>>133089719
It's Japan, anything that CAN be made into a cute girl WILL be made into a cute girl.
Old men, robots, guns, planes, ships, weapons, monsters, eldrich abominations, the list goes on.