Snake > Snail > Cat > Bee > Bat > Monkey > Phoenix > literal shit > Crab
Honestly, /a/, how does anyone even like Crab?
>>132988889
It's good with melted butter.
>>132987853
I liked snake since the scene where she's playing the board game with Araragi while trying to seduce him.
Snake a best girl
>>132987853
Already a monogatari thread but I guess a waifu thread is cool.
I love hachikuji and shinobu.
>>132988889
She's cute, her demeanor is simultaneously gratifying and insulting, and she's sharp as a tack. Her design is nice (when her hair is long, at least) and she's got solid flaws while having good strengths.
If that makes me have shit taste for liking her, then I'll continue enjoying my shit taste, thanks.
Snake is literally perfect.LAST IN LINE
Part of me wants to keep watching this series but god why are Hanekawa arcs so fucking boring
Make way for new best girl.
>>132987853
She's literally second cutest to everyone.
>>132987853
>cat 3rd
You have a twisted taste.
>>132993958
Only two lolis I like in all of anime though. Doesn't make me a lolicon senpai.
>>132988889
She's okay but every time I see her I think of how goofy her face was in the first season.
>>132993765
Tiger arc is good
>Snake
Ougi a best.
>>132996277
You're just seasonal. When the next girl comes out, you'll jump to her too.
>>132996368
I like her since she appeared with Nadeko during Otorimonogatari.
>>132996412
Sure you did. I believe you.
>>132993958
disgusting normalfag
please die
>>132987853
Crab > Bat > Monkey > Bee > Snail > Cat > Phoenix > Literal Shit > Snake
Not even doing this to spite OP it's just the truth.
>>132987853
I like Senjougahara best because she was the only one with enough courage to confess outright.
>>132993902
What animal is she?
>>132987853
> Last in line
>>132997372
math orpsychotic
>>132987853
You're right.
>>132987853
>Bee over Monkey
Truly abysmal
>>132997886
>bird first
rest is irrelevant, god tier taste
>>132997886
>>132997917
>>132997994
>you'll never read historical manga with bird while listening to classical music
end it
>>132993902
Will they include nipples in the BD?
>>132997886
I like this anon
>>132997886
putting karen and tsukihi so far apart is a rare occurrence
I am going to hell for this. Eventually.
Bat = Cat = Monkey > Bee = Snail = Doll (doll is kind of soulless but charming anyway, like a... doll) > Bird > Salesman at Mister Donut > That empty train > that pile of turd > Crab > Snake
>>132995704
This
>>132998723
why is cat and bat twice
>>132998723
>Bat
>In the same league as the others
>>132998847
I admit, I have been drinking yesterday, but it looks like one of us is having some seeing issues. Not sure which.
>top tier
Cat, Bat, Kaiki
>high tier
Monkey, Crab, Darkness(so far)
>mid tier
Bee, Bird
>low tier
Doll, Kagenui, Izuko
>shit tier
Snake, Math(so far)
debate me
>>132997372
Human
>>132987853
Snake > All
>>132997886
>>132999507
I want to put cat down in low tier but otherwise you are correct.
I haven't formed an opinion on math yet.
>best
Crab. bat and kaiki
>not sure if best or high tier
Ougi
>high
cat and monkey
>good tier
bee
>alright I guess tier
Everyone else
>>133000039
post-nekomonogatari cat is easily top tier, come on
>>133000098
Mid tier at best
How many more series until this is over?
>>132999507
Great taste but you forgot snail.
What is this face trying to convey?
>>133000856
loli snail is mid tier, teenage snail is high-top
>>132997886
amazing taste
>>133000899
She saw a fine ass, but left her sunglasses at home.
>>133000971
she looks more worried than excited
>>132999943
Jesus fuck 3 qts on the top of the list
>>133000856
>2013
Ded.
>>132998173
Does Ougi even have nipples?
>>133001763
If Ougi wants nipples she will sprout them. From the sleeve all is made from nothing. Amen.
Can somebody enlighten me about bat and Araragi? I know that bat drinking his blood means he still keeps some of his vampire powers, but does she need his blood to actually survive? Could she drink anyone's blood or does it have to be his?Or could she live off donuts now?
>>132987853
Finally a good OP for once.
Shit taste OP. Snake's arc was downwards into the depths of shit throughout the series until Kaiki saved her.
>Kaiki 'Does nothing wrong' Deishuu tier
Kaiki
>best tier
Bat, Crab, Snail, Bee & Bird
>great tier
Doll, Ghost, Monkey
POWER GAP
>annoying knowall titcow tier
Cat
POWER GAP
>Snake tier
Snake
>>132999507
also good taste
>>132998173
>nipples in the BD
Based on the previous BDs, the answer is probably no. There was just a suggestion of bat nipple in Nisemonogatari (you know, THAT episode), and there was the crab navel in the first series that some people thought was a nipple, but I don't think there have been any others.
Tell me about these two, oikura do they like eachother?
>>133001927
there was bat nipple? there's no bat nipple on the bd.
>>132987853
What are animal names for Ougi and Sodachi? What about that monkey's dead friend?
>>133001854
I think they said she will be fine if she rests in his shadow in Tsuki.
I could be wrong
>>133002052
One of the Fire Sisters is actually top tier, I've learned from a few threads ago.
>>133002295
Koyomi is Vamp and Yotsugi is Doll.
They don't have to be animals.DarkBitchApe
Shinobu best girl
>>133002243
I guess I can do this under the new rules.
>>133002353
Hopefully in a few more threads you will learn they are both great.
>>132993765
Tsubasa Tiger is best monogatari Arc.
Well Maybe Nadeko Medusa is better
>>132997210
Bee too high, otherwise good.
>>133002353
How did you learn that?
>>133002371
Numachi is devil.
How much is math.
>>133002435
just that, nothing more
>no crab
I can't wait for Kizu.
>>133002740
But there's hardly any crab now.
1. Snail
2. Bat, Crab Monkey
3. Ougi, Doll
4. Bee, Bird
5. Cat, Snake
>>133002612
Tsukihi thread. Whenever there's a new x monogatari thread I always begin to like the said character.
But Shinobu will always be the cream of the crop among them all to me. Maybe Snek and crab as a very close second.
>>133002435
That isn't a nipple. That's a water droplet. It's located too far up on her chest.
>>133003167
So just a bunch of pictures?
Anon there are seasonal waifus and then there is you.
>>133002295
>Ougi
>>133003277
>>133003219
No. I watched the anime but because of the pacing I rarely have time to appreciate the characters.
For example, there's Hitagi End but after that she barely has screen time again for the rest of a season, and so she's ultimately left unappreciated.
I hope you see what I'm trying to say here. So whenever anons post images of characters I just remember fond memories of them.Not as if I'm waifu-ing them right?
>>133003331
I'm just wondering what there is to remember of bird.
>>132988889
She's great but she doesn't appear that much any more.
Wouldn't mind a story from her pov.
>>133003376
There was that one time she bullied Snake
Objectively the best list. Araragi can use his male lead powers to move higher up without knocking any girl down though.
>>132987853
Where do I start with this series? Can I start with Baka, or is it better to start with Monogatari?
>>133003183
>That's a water droplet
That's one fuckhuge droplet. Plus it's nothing like the rest of the water on her chest.
>It's located too far up
That depends on the foreshortening caused by the perspective.
Also, don't forget that in the TV version this shot was cropped at the bottom - why would there be any need to censor a water droplet?
>>133003485
Start with Ore Monogatari
>>133003501
Bullshit, Katanagari is the real starting point.
>>133003485
>Baka
Don't you mean Orokamonogatari?
>>133003531
Stop trolling anon, that's a spin-off. It doesn't even have Monogatari in the title
>>133003485
I'm just curious what you mean by "start with Monogatari".
>>133003555
It's really supposed to be Katanamonogatari, but he wasn't as well-known back then so he wasn't allowed to have a title that long.
>>133003433
She is just Araragi's and Hanekawa's girlfriend.
>>133003606
Thanks, anon. I just realised my mistake.
I meant Nisemonogatari. So I start with that or is it better to start with Bake?
>>133003730
Release order.
>>133003730
Okay so now for the followup question.
Why would you even think of starting there?
>>132997210
>Snake
>below shit
>>133003755
>>133003770
I had it in my head that Nisemonogatari was the first season :|
Thanks for your patience anon.
>>133003844
yeah people call it part of the 'first season'
First season including bake, nise, kizu and neko kuro.
>>133003730
Start with Kizu.
>>133003844
>:|
Now you will get no forgiveness at all.
>>133003904
I don't need your forgiveness, anon
Love youu~ c:
>>132997372
Math
>>133000939
>teenage snail
She's 21.
>>133005403
Age is just a number, Anon.
>>133003668
>two characters is okay but three is too long
>meanwhile there are novel titles out there more than 50 characters long
My taste is objectively better than yours :^)
>>133006031
>dykes
Can anyone notice any difference between these?
http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/149015
http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/149016
>>132998173
I don't think I've ever seen any nipple throughout the monigatari series. BD or not.
Correct me if I'm wrong though.
>>133006250
Very slight differences, mostly in the transition between shadings on Sodachi's hair. There's also some weird speckles on the upscale that aren't on the 1080p version. The 1080p is slightly sharper, but I doubt you'd notice if the scene was animated.
>>133006494
she was literally begging for the shaft
>>133006494
I can only think of two shows in the Shinbo era that had obvious nipples (excluding any Shaft-Gainax co-productions): ef and Vampire Bund.
>>133006031
>Snail so low
Why?
>>133006553
Oh...okay.
>>132999943
Objectively correct.
>>133006250
>>133006532
And these?
http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/149021
http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/149023
>>133006597
He fucked it up, this is how it actually looks.
>>132988889
She's not bad, but I like Bat, Snail and Monkey more than her. Definitely needs more screen time, but she doesn't really add enough to the story nowadays for that to be really possible.
>>132999943
Correct.
Well, this is my subjective list that probably has low correlation with a hypothetical objective list/taste.
>>133007843
http://charactersort.6te.net/Shaft_sort/shaft.html
>>133007946
Danke.
>>133006684
>>133007880
>monkey 12th
>correct
incorrect
>>132997886
>>133008409
This t b h
This thread is now in full shit mode.
>>133006494
awa awa~
>>133008568
That looks like some prettybasedtaste.
>>133008208
Took it again since I noticed so many characters got the same rank due to my indecisiveness.
>>133008610
>snake OP
>girl list OP
I don't know what you expected
>>133008610
I agree. There's not nearly enough snekposting.
>>133006583
Is it a coincidence that ef is the best SHAFT show and Vampire Bund is the worst?
>>132997886
>>133008965
>ef
>best
In what way?
The animation and directing of it was pretty bad.
>>133009007
>The animation and directing of it was pretty bad
Except it wasn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBMD7J3XpEw
Never mind the shitty quality.
>>133009060
>100 seconds last 5 minutes
>all of it is one still
As a whole the totally abused saturation everywhere. There were lots of terrible perspective in shots. There was one shot of the moon where it was fucking skewed. Other than that it was average at best.
>>132987853
Up until Second Season, Cat is dogshit
Kaiki>Snake>Crab>Monkey>Raven>Snail>Bee>Phoenix>Doll>Bat>Math
Why the fuck do people rate Bat so high in their tier lmfao, she's shit tier.
>>133007048
The downscale actually looks better, because the 720p HS encode has some slight banding in the dark areas of Sodachi's quadtails, while the downscale does not.
>>132987853
How can anyone resist this
>>133008568
>>133007688
Correct top 4.
>>133010018
It's pretty hard to notice, but now that you've pointed it out, I see it too.
>>133009737
>Crab this high
>Snake this low
Even ignoring Bat, the only shit here is you.
I dont suppose anyone has a webm of the fight scene between Arararagi and Kagenui in Nise?
Can we all agree that snake was really cute this episode? Her voice, her tangling the phone cord, the way she was shifting talking to Araragi?
>>133010256
>snake 2nd
>too low
You're both shit.
>>133010256
>>133010398
I actually meant Snail, not Snake. I'm still shit for fucking up this bad though.
>>133010393
That's just how she wants you to perceive her, anon. Don't fall for her lies.
>>132987853
>bat that low
>bat not first
>>133010393
That's how a snake lures you into their mouth.
>>133010393
Pre-Otori Snake is always the cutest thing in the world. That's her whole facade.
>>133010393
Deko is always cute.
>>133010393
Nah, it really just ruined the episode is all
>>133010535
>That whole episode.
Snake's angry screaming voice is delicious.
>>132995704
I really liked Neko White but I wasn't crazy about the ending. I was really hyped for Hanekawa to solve the problem on her own but then Araragi showing up and impaling the tiger kind of ruined that. Particularly because she showed up and helped her without her having to ask, which contradicts one of the central themes of the arc.
>>132996412
Fake, Ougi has no hands.
>>133010902
Who do you think that letter was for?
She left it on his desk you moron.
>>133011002
I thought she wrote that to Black Hanekawa.
>>133010902
The central theme of the series isn't "You can only save yourself, by yourself." The central theme is "Nobody can help you until you're willing to take the first step on your own volition." Hanekawa was willing to accept all the good and bad parts of herself, much like Hitagi was finally willing to accept her good and bad memories; Hanekawa just needed some help from Araragi, and Hitagi needed a little help from Oshino.
>>133006554
is that from the BD?
i don't remember her looking so good
>>133011002
That was Hanekawa writing to Black Hanekawa, you retard. Araragi was busy dealing with the events of Shinobu Mail from what I recall.
>>133011066
Partly, but black Hanekawa added something to the end and left it there for Araragi to find.
>>132987853
Snake = Spooky > Monkey > Crab = Math > Doll = Snail > Bat = Phoenix > Cat > Bee
>>132987853
How can you be a Snakefag and put her best friend so low?
>>132987853
>Snake as first gril
>Crab as last gril
OP confirmed for shit taste in women.
Bee the best you can be.
>>133011086
Oh, wow. Guess I'm stupid. I always thought the central theme is that Bat is best girl.
>>133011186
>best
not much competition, perhaps her dad makes a close 2nd
>>133010892
Angry HanaKana is a miracle of the universe.
>>133011108
Yes and then leaving it on Araragi's desk.
And he magically knew where to find her.
It's a fucking mystery.
>>132987853
Snake > Cat > Crab > Everyone else
>>133011086
>The central theme is "Nobody can help you until you're willing to take the first step on your own volition."
That's what I'm saying. I mean she kinda took the first step with regards to getting Araragi's help, but not nearly to the extent that she did with Black Hanekawa. I'm not trying to imply that it was a bad ending per se. It was an alright ending that had the potential to be amazing, but dropped the ball right at the very end.
>>133011225
I don't think Shinobu is best girl, but I know she's the sexiest.
>>133011402
That letter was for Araragi as much as it was for Black Hanekwawa.
what is this semen demon anime even about
>>133011316
Platinum Shit Taste
>>133011959
Spooky ghosts n shit
>>133011959
the desire to knock up your blood related sister and the uncanny valley demon spawn thats also somewhat related to you
>>133012071
>desire to knock up your blood related sister
Can't say I blame him.
>>133012071
The cutest demon spawn out there.
>>133000089
So Hanamonogatari is last chronologically, right?
>>133013836
The recently last released book has a post hana arc.
>>133013670
I want to obtain Karen's sweaty outfit and then squeeze it so that the sweat is collected in a vessel.
I then ferment her sweat for at least a month. And then I would drink her stale sweat while I stroke myself.
I have to be Araragi tho.
>>133013836
>>132990094
Underrated
How long is suposed to be Owarimonogatari? Around 12, or around 24 episodes?
>>133014668
12, 6 for each of the first two Owari volumes.
>>133011158
>Bee
>last
Sasuga Snekfags
Not even second/third place for Kabaru can save this supershit taste
>>132987853
I want to lick Araragi's QUALITY shoes and Oikura's QUALITY feet.
Really, I didn't expect this from Shaft.
What Animal is Kaiki?
>>133014668
12 with the fist episode being as long as 2
7 more episodes left
>>133015106
Did you not even watch Koi?
SHAFT has QAULITY everywhere.
Nobody cares though because the directing is good enough to make up for it.
>>133015107
guy that looks like a vampire but isnt one.
>>133015107
Crow.
>>133015107
Jew
>>133015336
>kikey
it checks out
>>133015204
Nah, BD version only.
I guess Shaft does a nice polishing there, though.
>>133015106
He is wearing socks.
This ED is so fucking good.
>>133015013
>>133013670
Karen is sadly underappreciated
>>133001927
>>133003183
>>133006494
>nipple
Damn, forgot this one. Maybe it was because of the cowtits attached to the nipples.
>>133015931
One of her OPs also had clearly visible 3DPD nipple in one of the photograph parts.
>>133015107
Deishu Kaiki <---> Dosh Kikey
>>133016032
So, I've just rewatched all of the Monogatari OPsat 4x speed, and I still didn't see that.
>>133016032
That particular 3DPD is pretty disgusting. Stop reminding me.
>>133016036
>>133015336
>>133015367
I think a man like Nisio knows pretty well what he's doing. This is the man that is fueld by pun.
Also, Dosh Kike.
>>133016176
I'm pretty sure it's in Sugar Sweet Nightmare, but I'm not at my computer so I can't check right now.
>>133016032
Yes, when there's railways map on her body. Pretty disgusting desu.
So, if I get this correctly, Sodachi was living in Araragi's house in 6th grade, but within a year he had completely forgotten what she looked like or anything about her?
It seems like a bit too much plot induced stupidity. Did he get hit by a Japanese truck and get plot-related amnesia.
>>133017644
She didn't stay with them for that long.
>>132987853
Bat > Cat > Snail > Monkey > Crab > Bee > Pheonix > Doll > Snake
Bat will always be best, but I'm starting to think cat is second best.
>>133017846
Honestly I'd remember at least that, especially after the math fairy thing
>>133018261
But the point is would you link her to that new girl you met who doesn't talk about meeting you in the past at all.
He could remember the girl that stayed in their house for a while but not realize it's the same girl in front of him now.
#SnailBestGirlAfterKaiki
>>133017644
It seems that she moved away really soon.
He probably just remembered that "a lot of time ago, a strange girl was in my house, kept glaring at us and right after that got away".
>>133018346
Honestly, it would have worked much better if shaft would have given her different haircuts and facial features during the flashback.
Something shabby and very childish at Araragi's house, something less childish but much more shabby during the math fairy part.
bird is best
>>133018346
My memory isn't great, but I've had this happen countless times:
>Know someone for a bit and then forget them
>When they say hi to me again, I'll remember vaguely that I knew them but not how I knew them
And I never did anything with them like face to face math sessions for an entire month, either.
>>133006494
>>133006554
>>133006634
Why don't they just fuck already?
>>133018590
>it's araragi's narration
>he literally can't remember what she looks like
>imagines her like just a smaller version of what she is now
It's not that hard to understand anon.
>>133018686
He's more into bee
>>133018711
Oh look, it's that fag that keeps posting "It's narration, so every bullshit and terrible choice is justified".
>>133018910
It makes perfect sense you faggot.
His flashbacks of Sodachi are in his mind. They show what he is imagining. Why would he imagine anything else?
>>132987853
Fuck. You. Hunter.
>>133016422
Of course, the 3DPD edition, just watched it again and immediately realised why I'd wiped it from my memory.
>>133006494
THERE
0:34
>>133019018
It's not a matter of making sense, it's a matter of you trying to force an out of place explaination because you like that (and you do that every fucking time).
It could even be that after linking the events he finally remembered what she looked like, we don't know that. There is a scene where one of her younger facial expression and one of her current facial expression got compared to underline the differences, which obviously makes sense if he remembered what she looked like.
But, anyway, who cares, that's not the point.
The point was that it would have WORKED much better if Shaft would have given her very different haircuts and facial features during the flashbacks because in this way both Araragi's point of view and and the fact that he can't identify her every fucking time would have been more understandable. The idea of him failing to identify her even after face to face math sessions for an entire month sounds already pretty stupid, a different visual choice would have somewhat fixed it.
Yaay
Peace Peace
>>133021712
>>132987853
>no math on top
Why do you even bother?
>>133023956
Not Op but Sodachi doesn't have enough screentime, and is a niche heroine who is already broken and only gets some occasional hope so it will be crushed by reality/Nisio. Certainly not for everyone.
Currently torrenting the 6 seasons of all monogatari, it better has to be good, that's fucking 25 gb and I don't want them to be useless.
It should take night to torrent that.
>>133023956
Snake is the most enjoyable to have on top.
>>133024354
Don't be such an idiot. Download the first arc (it's just 2 episodes), watch it, and then only if you liked it enough download the rest.
>watching waifu wars: the show
top pleb
this desu
>>133024599
But that's every anime on /a/.
>>133024651
That's some retarded hipster taste anon.
>>133024859
>Nadeko
>Hipster
>>133024926
>implying it isn't
she gets more hate than any other girl
>>133024859
His only real problem is Snail being too low. Nadeko should be first, but this is acceptable.
>>133024967
And has the most dedicated fans.
>>133017644
When you're a kid you're in the moment. I barely remember the faces of kids I use to play with for years back in that age
>>133024967
>she gets more hate than any other girl
>Implying that's not just a meme.
>>133025015
>rabid delusional shitposters
>>133025052
hating snake is a meme is a meme
>>133025086
>rabid delusional shitposters
Batfags?
>>133025170
No those are arrogant and stuck-up shitposters.
>>133025235
Actually, you are right.
>>132999507
Put Snail in top tier and you have the best taste.
God tier:
Crab, Cat.
good tier:
everyone else.
Guys, hold the phone.
I noticed in episode 4 of owari that someone said at some point that Araragi only met Ougi 3 days ago. But that's not true, they had the conversation about traffic lights in SS. What am I missing? Is Ougi just 2spooky?
>>133025817
You are missing the most classic writers' ruse of them all.
Non-linear storytelling.
>>133025817
pls tell me this is bait
>people don't like Crab even after seeing Tsubasa Tiger and Hitagi Crab
WAKARANAI
>>133026038
fuck, meant to put Hitagi end
>>133026034
That doesn't clear anything up because Mayoi Jiangshi was told by Araragi to Ougi after Owari 1 but the chart just shows when it happened which is before Ougi shows up.
>>133025817
>falling for the trap
Anon-! N-no-!!
>>132987853
Why are there no decent doujins of fucking the pussy out of Nadeko while she is in this outfit. It was laid the fuck by Shinbo out that this was the scene to make countless, obscene doujins of violently ramming her in the cunt.
why
>>133026464
Exactly my thoughts anon
When I saw that scene I immediately went to view the countless doujins I just KNEW were there and I was SO disappointed
>>133011305
bravo gg
just came here to say snail=bat=doll>everyone else
>>133028082
>lolifaggotry
>>133028082
You're alright, senpai.
>>133028082
>snail first
Great taste.
>>132987853
Absolutely haraam picture
>>132988889
Because after she cut her hair, she lost all of her mojo.
>>133028200
>liking loli
>faggotry
That's quite literally the opposite of faggotry
>>133028595
Then what is a loli faggot?
>>133028595
>liking children before any secondary sexual characteristics appear
>not faggotry
Are we going to do this again /a/?
Are we going to fight?
>>133028664
a loli that likes other lolis
>>133028701
normalfag plz go
>>133028701
>not liking delicious flat chest that literally lets you be closer to their hearts
who called the pleb patrol?
>>133008568
Superb top 3 anon.
>>133028701
>Snail
>Doll
>no secondary sexual characteristics
Tell that to their budding breasts.
>>133011158
Kaiki and Snake best girls
>>133028701
What a faggot.
I was all for fucking nadeko but now I think I want to fuck oikura more desu
>>133029290
>bird a loli
We're not going to do this too are we?
Damn it's a fucking slow day today.
>>133029179
This is some great taste, aside from Cat being so high.
>>133029290
Perfection.
>>133029364
But he said children, and Bird like Snake is still a child.
best girl
>>133029402
>before any secondary sexual characteristics appear
Which was also in response to
>liking loli
Why do you all have the short term memories of goldfish?
>>133028701
Except the lolis drawn usually display some. Did you think it was somehow only tits?
>>133011959
A guy helps save semi-monster girls from their troubles and every girl is the most fuckable creature on the planet but he can't fuck them because he settled for worst girl who I'll admit is still pretty fuckable
>>133029364
>before any secondary sexual characteristics appear
Is what you said. This is clearly a proper, and well fed loli tummy.
>>133029340
Sodachi really needs someone to give her a motivation to save herself, unless you just want to add more to her suffering, like Nisio keep doing.
>>132987853
Bee > Snail > Monkey > Crab > Bat > Phoenix > Cat > Snake, but you would know that if you weren't retarded
>>133029651
>shit taste the post
>>133029374
She's redeemed by Black Hanekawa
>>133029650
I want to love her sweetly and mindbreak herback to her being a nice girl
>>133029625
>vagina bones
>loli tummy
>>133029736
Didn't redeem her that much. It made her good, but doesn't put her that high up.
these were all ties btw
>>133030231
I dunno man, I still consider her placement fairly average. If she was just Black Hanekawa she would be higher, if she was just normal Hanekawa she would be lower... so she ends up just somewhere in the middle.
>>133030174
Yes it is.
>>133030523
I'd say the lower end of the middle. Hanekawa is just too low down on her own for even Black Hanekawa to bring her up to average.
>>132987853
snek > crab = cow > bird > bat = bee > doll > ape > cat
This too too much thought for what it is.
>>133030798
I just don't know anyone I like more than her though of the list below. Yeah sure Oshino maybe, but it's a close one and I'll give the win to Tsubasa simply becausebig fat cat tats
well you know
tall girls do something to my 6.3 feet body
that why i like beeeven if bee is 1.70 meters
>>133031178
>6 feet body
>6 feet
>2 hands
>8 limbs
>you're a spider
nice try spiderposter lol I won't fall for your tricks
>>133029651
>Bee first
>Snek last
>Snailfag
OP are you fucking okay.
>>133024651
DAMN SON
i found my lost brother
i dont know man
i love bee, math and snek so much but monogatari girls are so top tier
i dont know what to do
Monogatari doesn't have a spider girl
I never really considered it
What do you think she would be like?
>>133025644
>cat
into the trash
>>133031755
A trickster.
>>133031755
Spiders are fucking niggers anyways so it's fine really.
Monkey>Snail>Bee>Bat
everything else is garbage
>>133032005
>gothic (because webs -> lace)
>talks with a lisp, embarrassed and prideful when its pointed out
>lives in a mansion with respectable but strict parents
>trickster spirit as an escape from her strict upbringing
How can you not like this
>>133014265
>Screams externally
FUck. How the fuck am i supposed to make sense of that. I fall away from the series, and when I come back to it there is so much more and I dont know where to start...and cant remember where I left off.
>>133032188
>slender, with DFC but a big ass
>>133014265
This needs updated with the new book.
>>133002518
U rite u rite
>>133032382
one hundred times this
nisio pls
>thought sodachi was an unsympathetic cunt up until this ep
>am now literally crying
fuck
>>133032577
i love her
is like asuka from evangelionbut good
>>133032233
Well here's an idea
Have you heard of this thing called release order?
>>133010393
HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES SNAKE IS IN OWARI
HOLY SHIT I NEED TO CATCH UP
>>133032577
I could relate already with Sodachi after the first episode of riddle, and this episode was probably the heaviest to watch out of all monogatari. I just hope she has some kind of positive perspective ending Lost.
>>133033475
>he thinks snake has a big part in owari
>>133034015
Anon I'm glad she has a part at all, I thought she was completely all out of the story after the end of S2.
>>132995704
I'm that anon, just watched Tsubasa Tiger. I shall eat my words, that was real fucking good
>>133034339
She is. This is from before she went snake crazy.
>>133034457
She shows up again, working on her manga with Bird.
>>133034402
At least you aren't stubborn like most of /a/
>>132987853
Kill yourself>Snail>Crab>Bat>everyone else>frosted turd from your fathers asshole>cat
>>132987853
Euler > your opinion.
>>133029058
This man knows his shit.
>>133035371
I'm four episodes in. Which one is blondie?
OT: Loving the witty banter so far.
>>133035371
No, this >>133008568 man knows his shit.
>>133035542
Blondie does not show up for most of bake. She has a lot more screentime in the next one nise.
>>133035595
Cat isn't low enough in that one.
>>133035542
Blondie is shinobu. She doesn't do anything in bakemonogatari, but she gets a bigger role in nisemonogatari onwards since she's basically his partner.
>>132987853
Monkey > Snail > Bee = Bat > Crab in my head universe where Monkey molests her into a slutty lesbian > Phoenix >>>>>>>> shit > Crab
I'd buy anyone who has bird as their #1 a drink desu senpai.
>>133035814
What's with all the crab hate?
I haven't seen enough of Bake to understand it.
>>132988889
She can either be really good or really shit. She was really good in Tsubasa Tiger, showed us a lot of her emotions underneath her cold exterior and her dialogue was absolutely top tier. Then there's stuff like the car scene where I get it, she's a tsundere and playful around Araragi and it's kind of funny but it gets old fast and just becomes flat out fucking annoying and stupid.
>>133035951
People mad other girls have already lost the Koyomi bowl
>>133035751
Cat shouldn't be low. She should be top 8.
>>133036043
Monkeyfags are mad monkey is set to win the depression and loneliness bowl.
>>133017644
There's also the fact that according to the Araragi's sisters in the Sodachi Lost chapter 014 epilogue,she wasn't the only one. The Araragis took in quite a few kids from time to time. Araragi is irritated with himself that he may have forgotten several childhood friends like her.
>>133015107
Crow or Raven
>>132988889
>cute
>smart
>well read
>knows CQC
>does cute romantic things occasionally
>will let you commit adultery with other girls, not that you should
>can bantz
>will die for you
>optional tsundere service
10/10 would make copies of the Gettysburg Address with.
>>133035542
Shinobu is the little girl in the helmet who hangs out in the cram school with Oshino.
>>133028490
Fucking this.
Not only did she lose her mojo, the show itself did.
>>133029058
You're alright. Switch places between short hair Senjougahara and long hair Kanbaru and you've got my list.
>>133037472
Hey look all the Araragi's are lined up
Oh
>>133037572
Why would she allow infidelity
>>132987853
good taste.
>>133039734
shit taste desu
>>133037659
Is she all 'Akarii~n'?
>>133041260
>>assholes always trimming their pics so they cant be used for image search
>>133041614
Yes the images are cropped solely to justify you begging to be spoonfed. There is no other reason to crop porn.
>this whole scene
She's quickly climbing the ranks.
>>133044604
Now imagine it's his hand
Threadly reminder
>>133045293
It doesn't work that way. There is still a difference.
>>133044604
Why does she wear gloves?
>>133046593She doesn't.
>>133032532
Thanks for the background bro.
How come owarimonogatari doesn't have those powerpoint slides that flash? You know the red and the black etc.
are those only in the blurays or something? Because this is the first time I'm watching Monogatari as it airs during broadcast.
>not ranking in order of bantz potential / entertainment value whenever girl shows up in episode
Crab > Snail > Araragi > Bat > Kaiki > Ougi > Munky > Cat > Bee > Phoenix > Math > Doll > Meme > Numachi > Snake > Gaen > Kagenui.
This is the objectively good taste tier list.
>>133035933
appreciate it, you get to chose the drink since I trust you have great taste
>>133046934
But Crab only shows up in the boring scenes.
>>133046934
>bat
>banter
>not boring exposition
Snake is the worst girl and her fans are a breed of autistic faggots.
Prove me wrong.
>>133026464
There's a good figure to hotglue though
>>133049109
>painted nails
>no Ougi this episode
She's the kind of girl I used to dream about having as a girlfriend at school. Back when my heart hadn't frozen over and I actually has crushes. I would sell my soul to explore a spoopy house with a girl like Ougi.
>>133050312
Maybe next episode.
>>133025817
That conversation was 4 months after hachikuji disappeared on Onimonogatari. So its after this arc.
>>133006634
>>133051446
Can you not twist your abdomen anon?
Do you have no flexibility?
>>133046912
Character development, Araragi is telling the story in a different manner.
>>133049109
It's not the same, it's just not the same.
>>133051573
>pantsu
dropped
Do you think Nadeko would be into bondage? She says that she didn't really mind the snake that much and that it was less uncomfortable than being touched by another person.
>>133053972
How does Nadeko manage to be both the worst Monogatari whilst also being the sexiest?
>>133054443
She's not the sexiest, she's one of the sexiest.
she does this by being an impure slut.
>>133054459
I don't know, I think I'd be willing to say she's the top 1 of sexiness, even if she only just edges it my the smallest margin.
Second would be Kanbaru, I think.
>>133054459
She's the purest. All of her problems are the result of developing a fake obsession with someone she knew would never reciprocate, therefore making sure she would stay pure forever.
>>133053972
YES
I LOVE YOU SNAKE!
>>133055638
>you'll never get your hands on the manga drawn by nadeko and tsukihi
>>133050312
>She's the kind of girl I used to dream about having as a girlfriend at school. Back when my heart hadn't frozen over and I actually has crushes. I would sell my soul to explore a spoopy house with a girl like Ougi.
I think some kitted died.
>>133055878
>he hasn't read Nadeko's manga
>>133055878
Is it ever said what/oikura Tsukihi actually does to help?
>>133056195
probably colourize
>>132988889
she a bitch
>>133050312
same here. Literally best girl imo t_b_h fa_m