You are the harem MC that has just walked in on X-chan bathing

Drop to my knees and masturbate emotionally.

I scream and starting throwing sinks before she can.

[X] Genuflect

WARCRY INTO POWER STANCE

I tell her I love her and take her moment of shock as my chance to run away.

left > right

Beat them up first.

pssh, nothing personnel, waifu.

Say sorry, close the door, and calmly walk away? What is she going to do, chase after me naked?

Harem MCs always just stand there mouth agape waiting for the abuse.

>>124912422
"Oh, sorry" and then walk away.

Preemptive strike

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>>124912422

They don't look that angry.
If they're mad, just like, leave.
They're both adults.

Easy, I would do a 360 and run forward, that'd save me.

Throw a smokescreen bomb and run as fast as I can.

>>124912538
Was it rape?

>>124912512
>>124912526
>creative
1/10 see me after class to review what this word means.

>>124912556
>Not a tatical flashbang

I tell her to stop and that this is okay. Japan has an ancient tradition of mixed nudity and it's only recently that this has become unusual due to the imposition of western standards. As good Japanese people we should embrace our heritage and accept that this sort of thing is fine.

>>124912422
Jump out the window.

Get dick out. Get it erect. They'll fall.

Cut inside and dive into the pool

>>124912596
What if you're Swedish?

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Being the cool guy that I am, I wouldn't be part of a shit show like the one you are describing.

>>124912586
Hell no, I hate those things.

>>124912622
>being born swedish
Sweden. Yes.

>>124912487
Mah african genetic cohort.

>>124912622
Then you kill yourself while Jamal fucks you are waifu.

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>>124912642
>Sweden
>births

>>124912622
Then I would find a strong black muslim man to fuck her while I watch

>>124912422
If X-chan is Taiga, violently fuck her.
If it's Ilya, pat her head platonically.

>>124912622
Swedes have a sauna culture similar to finns but in much smaller scale so mixed bathing isn't exactly frowned upon.

>>124912422
Fuck Taiga then tell Ilya that Taiga called me for this

>>124912565
If it's not creative why didn't any Japanese writers think of it?

Checkmate atheists.

>>124912674
Always found this funny since my aunt is in Norway married to a Norwegian guy and they have a kid and she's black.

I don't know any Swedish people though.

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Scream as if she's the one walking in on me then punch her and tell her to check her anime heroine privilege.
If she touches me I'll sue her for harassment and file a restraining order.

>>124912697
Reverse the order for me.

>>124912731
>they have a kid and she's black.
How does it feel to have a tainted bloodline?