>can FUCKING COOK
Face it, if you were a girl, you'd want to fuck Shirou too,
He knows how to play with dolphins.
>a chauvinistic asshole who uses chauvinism to justify logic to protect loved ones
>always wins due to plothax bullshit and jobbing of opponents
>insertfaggot proxy leading to many ridiculously bad fanfiction
>all the heroines end up being shipped with other men or end up with other men in multiple routes/universes/expys