>Transported to plane of existence where all Shinji can do

>shinji is a literal faggot

old news

>>124440529
That's what you get when you hype up sex

>>124440529
>sex with best girl
But he didn't. He was with Rei, not Asuka, during instrumentality.

Having some bitch's hands inside your torso can't feel right

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>>124440611
Let the games begin

we already knew he prefers kaworu
He's around his harem the entire show with no nterest and then kaworu shows up and he's totally up for that no hesitation.

>>124440808
But Shinji declines when Kaworu asks if he wants to fuck.

>>124440529
Because even him knows that Asuka is best girl

>>124440529

I mean, she looks like his mother.

Sometimes all you need is to lie on the beach with someone who will love you back.

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>>124440859
Because Shinji is pure and best girl.

>>124440611
moot? I thought you died.

>>124440781
These things are gold. I love it when the Asukafags genuinely believe that attention starvation is a bigger problem than identity crisis.

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>>124440997
>>124440781
>>124440611
EPIC
EPIC
EPIC
EPIC
EPIC
GREAT POSTS

>>124440932
And then you try to choke them.

>>124441051
Couldn't Unit 01 like step on that person?

>>124440529
"best girl" is basically his sibling/something similar.

>"This doesn't feel right I want to go back"

yet you still question this?

>>124440932
>love you back

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>>124440611
>asucka
I thought instrumentality was supposed to be a place where everyone's happy?

>>124441051
Goku, accelerator, bro the list goes on.

>>124440529
>>Transported to plane of existence where all Shinji can do is have nonstop sex with best girl
SERIOUSLY THO
it was not sex, they have no physical interaction in instrumentality hence why her arms went straight thru his chest.
they where just laying together in a sexual manner because... shocking and surreal

>>124441162
who's this asucka? is she your fanfiction character?

>>124440997
>identity crises
>a big deal
>an identity crisis ever manifesting in your life to the point where it's a big deal and aptly named crisis

As expected of one with arrested development.

>>124441277
As opposed to attention starvation?
No matter what ignorant view you have of an identity crisis does not change it being far more respectable than being an attention whore.

>>124441372
>young girl wanting attention
How does this surprise you? What, would you rather prefer a lifeless doll that lacks basic human interaction ski- oh wait.

>>124441372
>ignorant view
>implying attention starvation is all there was to Asuka

Look, dumbing down both Rei's and Asuka's characterization under these two things is silly., and I'm not going to entertain a butt-troubled Reifag. My time's more important than that.

>>124441277
Would you mind not using technical terms where a sitcom named such is more popular than the actual term?

>>124441461
>What, would you rather prefer a lifeless doll that lacks basic human interaction ski- oh wait.
YES i would prefer that to a sadist fucking monster who abuses me mentally and physically every chance she gets for insults she imagines i did against her.

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>>124441461
It does not surprise me.
Someone who has trouble interacting with people and is quiet I can relate to a lot more than Asuka, yes.

>>124441486
Sorry, pal, that's all there was to Asuka. Everything else was your delusions.

>>124440529
When was this? I don't even remember this scene.
I haven't watched the rebuilds but that looks like it's from EoE or the TV series ending.

>>124441512
Way to attack my point head-on.

>>124441577
>delusion buzzword on poorly crafted bait

This is the last reply I'm giving you.

>>124441622
EOE

>>124441553
I bet you're that one guy who projects himself onto Shinji, betafag.

>>124441632
That wasn't even me retard.
Stop being a baby. He just baited you and you fell for it. Don't respond to obvious shit.

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>>124441553
>sadist monster
>being so weak-minded and emasculated that words and slaps fuck you up this much

No wonder you're posting on /a/ you effeminate faggot. Try growing a spine or something.

>>124440529
It'd get old pretty fast, to be honest. Especially when you have two boring people put together.

>>124441632
Good. Go away and project your ideals of a perfect waifu into a character that shows no such characteristics far from where anyone can hear you.

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>>124441681
i wasn't aware there were evafags who didn't do this

>>124441689
Technically I called the bait out. Counting a reply as falling for a bait is the same tier as "You replied, you must be mad."

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>>124441784
Many can relate, but few project.

>>124441797
Well you are mad, aren't you?

>>124441681
i think thats the point of the franchise...
regardless she is hateful to everyone else pretty much too.

>>124441698
>>being so weak-minded and emasculated that words and slaps fuck you up this much
>No wonder you're posting on /a/ you effeminate faggot. Try growing a spine or something.
if she enjoys and actively chooses to be abusive to other people then she is factually a sadist.
wether or not i have a spine, wether or not her abuse actually effects me, she still choose to do the wrong fucking evil thing that she did.
and your on fucking /a/ also, hypocrite.

>>124440529

Way to fuck your mom by angel proxy.

>>124440529

It's not really "sex". In the LCL ocean, you are merged with everyone, so you're not alone, but you also lose your identity as a person.

>>124441797
It's quite clear you actually are mad.

>>124441864
I don't think you know what the word sadist means besides using it as a buzzword.

>>124441832
no sure what the fuck is the difference?

>>124441681
I'm an Asukafag, and your post still made me vomit. You're supposed to empathize with Shinji- because otherwise Eva has no point as a piece of media. Everybody is really, when they are at their worst, a little bit Shinji. If you didn't get that as one of the key morals of the story, you have an attention disorder.

>>124441864
>regardless she is hateful to everyone else pretty much too.
>hateful
No. Aggressive, sure. Malicious? Arguably only towards Shinji.

>>124441864
Try learning English before sharing your two cents. Furthermore, it's plainly evident by your exaggerations and protestations that you're not even omega tier, you're a mollusk-tier male. Absolutely no spine whatsoever.

>your on /a/ also

First off it's "you're". Secondly, not everyone on /a/ is for the exact same reasons, but there are definite overlaps.

That looks boring as fuck.

>>124441952
a sadist is someone who enjoys causing others pain mental or physical

>liking any girl who isn't misato

Don't you have school in the morning you kids?

>>124441713
This is such a shitty comic. The fucking point is that none of his problems can be solved by doing any of those things, and if he doesn't solve his problems, he'll never succeed.

>>124441980
You can say, "I can understand where this character is coming from." That's relating to the character.
"This character is fucking me, holy shit. We're practically the same person to the point where I'm intimidated by a fictional character." That's projecting yourself onto the character.
Similar, but different.

>>124441987
>a little bit Shinji

Don't get me wrong, he's a widely relatable character but he isn't ubiquitous.

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>>124442055
best taste

>Live in a sea of soup where you can have not-really contact with a clone of your mother
versus
>Live in the real world where you get to fuck the fiery redhead who probably really into kinky shit

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>>124441987
>You're supposed
Fuck you, you aren't "supposed" to do anything.

>>124442071
Projecting yourself onto a character would be 'that character's favorite color must be green because that's my favorite color'.

>>124442055
>liking Misato

My indomitable purityfag spirit chugs on.

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>>124442071
I definitely do the latter... a lot.
Spoiler alert I'm a beta faggot

>>124442055
Misato is my favorite character.
But Asuka is my favorite girl.

>>124442001
>No. Aggressive, sure. Malicious? Arguably only towards Shinji.
which was fucking unjustified, literally before the hospital scene he did not choose to do one SINGLE fucking thing against her or to insult her and no the "this is a mans job" does not count, that was a response to her insults not ones he choose to do just to hurt her for no reason.

>>124442111
This is Shinji we're talking about, and it's clear that he was really hoping Rei would join him outside of the tang.

>>124442082
If you've ever met someone who isn't Shinji in their worst moments, you've either found a sociopath or don't know them well enough. I certainly haven't, and I'm a fucking psychology student.

>>124442111
>fuck
or attempt to choke her to death if ur into that shit

>>124442205
Welcome to tsundere.

>>124442017
>that you're not even omega tier, you're a mollusk-tier male
what the god damn fuck does this even mean?

>>124442017
>Absolutely no spine whatsoever.
yes because calling people out on being sadistic and bullies is spineless, ok bro

>>124442257
>tsundere
Which is japanese for attention-starved bitch.

>>124440529
But Rei is his mom's clone

>>124442225
>and I'm a fucking psychology student
How's that liberal arts degree coming?
It's okay. I wasted my degree on psychology too. Luckily I took some prerequisites which allowed me to not be affected by my shit decision.

Behead Asukafags

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>>124442225
WOAHHHHH
everybody move we have a psychology student ITT

>>124442267
A mollusk is an invertebrate retard
reported for underrage

>>124440529

THAT IS HIS SISTER/MOTHER

>>124442267
>what the god damn fuck does this even mean?

Mollusks are invertebrates, hence spinelss. Also known as molluscs.

>yes because calling people out on being sadistic and bullies is spineless, ok bro

You could always go back to >>>/tumblr? if you're this easily triggered.

>>124442071
>I'm intimidated by a fictional character."
she is not intimidating me personally, but i recognize she is intentionally doing so to shinji to hurt him for no god damn justified reason.

>>124442313
Don't behead them, belittle them.

>>124442111
>versus
>>Live in the real world where you get to fuck the fiery redhead who probably really into kinky shit
yes because there is a chance in hell she would fuck him well before her mind rape, much less after it and after the hospital

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>>124442225

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>>124442362
Tsundere.
Oh and she hates herself and sees herself in Shinji, therefore projecting herself onto him.

>>124441553
Well it's fairly irrelevant since neither are real

>>124442331
im 23 dumbass

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>>124440529

>>124442505
I'm 34.

>>124442427
He's not wrong.
I know most people on here are confined to their house with little social experience but acting like you haven't experienced shinji moments personally is delusion.
>>124442505
you're just a retard then congratulations

>>124442361
>You could always go back to >>>/tumblr? if you're this easily triggered.
yes because not putting up with bitches bullshit is the same thing as being triggered... right!

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>>124440529
How much you wanna bet if that was Kaworu fucking him he would never leave.

>>124442128
>his own commentary on the rise and pitfalls of human nature and what it means to grow as a person
Yeah, you are, that's kinda the entire point. Anno wants you, and the medium as a whole to change- and to do that he created Eva. If you aren't able to relate to Shinji, there's no way that you can begin to understand the messages Anno is throwing at you. A public therapy session doesn't fucking work if the people aren't analyzed in it, and forced to view themselves in another way. To do THAT, Shinji exists, as a protagonist who doesn't represent the best in the viewers- he represents the worst. Because it is not our best qualities that are ubiquitous- it is our worst.

>>124442423
Yes? Did you watch the series

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>>124442563
I'd bet three money.

>>124442556
>not putting up

No, you're bitching about what you see as a bitch bitching. That's like bitching at birds for flying. Get out of here you whiny turd worlder and learn some fucking English.

>>124442563
He still left even when Kaworu showed up.

>>124442544
ok when a girl punches you in the face for no reason, your retarted and spineless for standing up for your self.
that is literally the most insane fucking logic in history.

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>>124442556
>>124442505
>>124442267
>>124441864
>>124441553

>>124442563
If it was, Shinji wouldn't have the courage to set the world back in order. The idea was to get him to man up and save humanity, not continue to be a sissy faggot.

>>124442613
but she's in love with a retard from osaka

>>124442128

But Anno likes otaku and Eva is a positive, geeky tribute to the mecha genre not a criticism.

>>124442648
>whining on an imageboard constitutes standing up for yourself

Nani?

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>>124442646
Kaworu fucking him was the only reason he accepted instrumentality in the first place.

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>>124442591
>public therapy session
>ever working for people with genuine problems

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>>124442680
2deep4u

>>124442225
>making psych students look like faggots
>Boasting about it
What are you, first year? Better knuckle down for honours or your shit is over before it begins.

>>124442655
Since when does getting pounded by godcock make you a sissy faggot?

>>124441885
>but you also lose your identity as a person
This is where it gets complex, Shinji, Rei, and his mother still had somewhat solid identities in instrumentality, but that's probably because they were the center and conductor of the instrumentality.
But there's the rule of when someone wants to return to being an individual being, if they will it enough they will come out of the LCL sea, but how would they manage to do that if they have already merged into one being.
Unless they still retain like, a tenth or less while still being in instrumentality

>>124442770
You're the one taking the godcock.

>>124442055
>>124442109
Misato is indeed the best and my favorite evangelion girl, I remember back then before the Rebuilds came out, the best girl debate was usually Red, Blue and Purple. I don't know what happened.
Funny enough, Mari is considered worst girl by absolutely everyone

>>124442729
And, yet Kaworu isn't what Shinji truly desires.

>>124442626
Being a bitch and a bully is a fucking choice not a bodily function.
and my words are spelled fine.

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>>124442225
>If you've ever met someone who isn't Shinji in their worst moments, you've either found a sociopath or don't know them well enough. I certainly haven't, and I'm a fucking psychology student.

>>124442669
You mean the broest of bros?

>>124442861
she's the dumb slut character not included in the original. she was destined.

>>124441713
>Here's this robot son

The Eva units are fucking monsters. Especially unit 1. Not to mention the whole Syncro rate deal where pilots literally feel any damage their eva takes. Then there's the risk of being eaten by it. You know, like Yui.

>The girls.

Are all mentally fucked on some level.

and Gendo was a shit father

>>124442740
And that's the biggest problem with Eva- that it didn't work. That's kinda the point of why Anno hates us all, because it didn't work.That doesn't change his intentions with Eva, though, such as the way we're supposed to see ourselves in Shinji. It's not projecting- I would be happy if I wasn't anything at all like shinji when I'm at my worst. But I'm not- and it's impossible to be so. We all doubt ourselves, and fear rejection, and shun contact. Which is why (title drop) you need to take care of yourself. because the times you act like shinji aren't going away, but neither are you.

>>124442883
Leaving this board and learning proper capitalization and grammar is also a choice. Growing a spine is also a choice.

>>124442919
also she's annoying as fuck and goes beast mode voluntarily

>>124442923
>Expecting any better from Escapist

>>124442686
No I'm just explaining why she is a despicable person

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>>124442871
whats with retardedly indecisive characters being the closest humans have been to being god

>>124442919
>>124442986
Oh I know she's terrible, but I feel like Anno wanted to introduce her to the game. As a replacement for Misato for Otakus to fight over which girl is the best out of the pilots
Like, it's so blatant she was created for the purpose of being otaku bait

>>124442811
So? Nothing sissy about taking something hard and long up the ass.

>>124442923
i thought unit 01 was just dangerous because of shinji's high synch ratio with it

>>124442931
>That's kinda the point of why Anno hates us all, because it didn't work

It didn't work because trying to cause a cultural shift based on little more than spewing platitudes is a poor game-plan.

>and it's impossible to be so

Don't speak for everyone.

>we all doubt ourselves and fear rejection, and shun contact

Speak for yourself. I shun contact but for different reasons than Shinji did. Again, Shinji's pretty widely relatable but he isn't the end all be all. I've talked to you before and every time you bring up that psych degree as if that gives you authority when it just makes you look wack as fuck. Just give it up.

>>124443012
Alright so you admit you aren't standing up for yourself. Glad we could clear that up.

>>124442871
Just like Misato isn't what Hyuga desires, Ritsuko isn't what Maya desires, and Yui isn't what Fuyu/Gendo desires, right?

>>124443132
Never change, /a/.

>>124443180
>What do you really desire Shinji?
>quick cut of a pair of tits before tang

Yeah, totally Kaworu amirite?

>nonstop sex with best girl

I think you're confused, Misato was long dead by that point, OP.

>>124443274
You're just jealous you're not man enough to take it in the butt. Faggot.

>>124443320
Shinji has mommy issues. He desires the comfort that returning to the womb will bring him; hence it is Yui's voice paired with the woman's tits (Which is assumed to be hers).
This doesn't detract from Kaworu appearing as the one Shinji loves, like Maya with Ritsuko and Asuka with Kaji in the Manga.

>>124440529
But it is incest anon, Rei is a clone of his dead mother.

>>124443179
No because im not the one asuka is treating like garbage, but calling out people who choose to hurt you is a form of standing up for yourself.

>>124442505
I'm 124

>>124443384
Everyone is dead and in instrumentality except maybe Gendo.

>>124443647
Yeah well, I'm sure tumblr woud be happy to have you "stand up for yourself" there, you paragon of justice you.

>>124443647
Asuka isn't real, dude. You're acting like she picked on you or something.

>>124444019
Tumblr is a fucking plague upon the Internet, it can mother fucking die in fire.

This is not the same thing I'm just fucking saying being cruel and sadistic is a unlikable character trait hence Asuka is a unlikable character sense it is her most prominent trait hence it not being possible for her to be what you call best girl.>>124444019

>>124444124
I'm just fucking saying being cruel and sadistic is a unlikable character trait hence Asuka is a unlikable character sense it is her most prominent trait hence it not being possible for her to be what you call best girl.

>>124444386
See>>124442448
Also, check em

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>>124444339
>Asuka is an unlikable character because she hurts my feelings by how she treats others

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>>124444479
>you will never be this autistic https://archive.moe/_/search/filename/%20TUMBLR%20%3D%20ASUKAFAGS%20CONFIRMED.jpg/

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Don't mind me, just posting best girl.

>>124442068

I's supposed to be a joke. Even heard of them?

>>124443136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocmzDO-vBR8

>>124444652
Mana is best girl