Tape my good man, double-sided tape.
I'll take a limey tart.
She's got cancer, huh?
Most watchers probably just see a lot of themselves on her.
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Hey buddy, that's my wife you're talking about.
Back off, pal. She's my wife.
We're happily married and I make love to her every night.
She's the mother of my children and making me supper right now.
Stop stalking her, crazy face.
I don't know what imposter you've got living with you, but you should probably call the cops. The real Saori is lying right next to me; she's asleep after our all-night cuddling session.