Japanese wisdom.

>>123868803
try and rationalize that

>>123868826
Any witnesses to arrive at the scene would be confronted by equal and opposite reactions therefore it would be difficult to discern there was reasonable culpability due to lack of asserted will.

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>>123868803
> see a customer trying to decide which drink to buy
> "I know he's probably thinking which one is going to feel best in his butt."

Damn, I worked in retail for about a year and I've been doing it wrong the entire time, just how many opportunities to fuck a trap have I missed.

>>123868803
Sauce? Google only gave non relevant answers.

>>123870725
Sauce? Reverse image search returns nothing.

>>123872579
Bullshit.

>>123872579
Yes it does. If you click to enlarge it first.

>>123868803
Matra Milans new manga?

>>123872770
>>123872777
Only reasonable answer was Mikagura Gakuen. Found only 2 chapters online, skimmed through both and did not see OP's image. What now?

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Obligatory.

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Sagan sensei is anime related

>>123872579
protip:Google isn't the only weapon in your arsenal.
http://exhentai.org/g/26549/5a5282cda8/?p=3

>>123868803
Himari is crazy in way too many ways.

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>>123873836

>>123873343
>But I'll take your virginity Mom
Wait what

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>>123875883
Maybe anal virginity?
I saw it couple of times in hentai
>I can't give you my real virginity son, but I can give you this virginity, I let nobody enter me here not even your father.
or similar

>>123875883
Artificial insemination, I guess.

>>123873404

Got anymore Sagan?

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The master of Japanese wisdom

>>123876586
Even the males?

>>123872311
How can anime be real if God is not real?

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>>123876586
>only fatalpulse doujin that somehow ends on a happy note
>then the last page happens
Why would anything good happen?

>>123876586
Can't argue with that. Through dick, unity.

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>>123873343
Full version

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A young man's emotions are as complex as a modernist masterpiece.

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>>123877977
Now this is something else.

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Kotomine Kirei is the maniest man you will ever know...

>>123877746

This is true and human behaviour

>>123878133
>They had lots of sex afterwards

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>>123878133

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>>123877772
>you will never eat Takaos beef stew

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>>123873836
Holy shit, that frame with saber sitting on him like that.

i need to find hentai with that pose.

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>>123877796
Wait.
This is from Velvet Kiss right?

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>>123878170

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>>123878271
Yes.

>>123877977
Sometimes I feel sorry when I think a mangaka spend hours working on a page and I just go through it in 5 seconds.

>>123868963
The perfect crime.

>>123877746
Like the war on drugs or piracy

>>123878472
But anime is dirty

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>chuuni power levels

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This is how you make friends.
The angry Manjew tells me so...

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>>123873343
>I want to hear them, Hartmann!

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>>123878472
Reminder that in the 4D universe, they are wondering what makes us so perfect.
Are you doing your best to look cute for them, /a/?

>>123878052
Tabasco sauce isn't that spicy you know.

>>123878666

And I will tell them that their taste is shit, and if I'm included in that perfection circle, that their taste is the shittiest.

>>123873473
I'm anon. Witness of all things. A modern God.

>>123878969
I find nothing fallacious with this.

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>>123873343

>>123878969
I strongly disagree with this.
I value a platonic relationship above all.
Why else would I have a Waifu?

>>123879044
(sperm)

>>123878666
1D characters are best characters.

>>123879180
Because you're incapable of real love or interacting with people in general.

>>123879025
i do tough, what this anon said>>123879180

>>123879044
Sauce?

>>123879291
raita

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>>123879180
You would not love you're waifu if she was fat and you know this.

>>123878285

Evil Kyon go away

>>123879535
>you will never be anal raped, go to the police, get anal raped by a policeman, thrown in prison and then anal raped by the inmates

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faggots

>>123870725
why does that author know how to draw everything but the faces? Like everything is drawn better than average for manga but then the faces are literally da tier.

what is wrong with Japan?

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>>123879819

absolutely nothing

>>123879222
Is that supposed be clarifying references to sperm by some speaker or is the sperm actually fucking talking?

>>123880170
Girl is basically a mind-reader (or emotion reader or something) and can hear the "thoughts" of the sperm.

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>>123879819
It's a LONG list, dude.

>>123878675
Is this the exact moment they realize they're lesbians?

Doujins when?

>>123880304

it's handball. they've known for a decade.

>>123880379
>handball

/sp/ pls go

>>123880445

what

>>123880300
oh my, high school was the most depresing part of my life, i'm so glad it's over it's beyond me

>>123880300
This actually makes me see neets in a positive light.

>>123880558

how are you posting if you're dead

>>123880597
jokes aside, i do work my ass off in a shitty job with no future or free time besides weekends and it's still a million times better than highschool

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>>123880593

by refusing to partake in the exploitative wage-labor system the NEETs are performing a powerful revolutionary act

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>>123880836
>Tfw i was a grorious NEET for 3 golden years, until parents warned me they will kick me out of the house if i don't get a job

>>123880300
I don't understand how normal people with jobs can be happy. And I dread that I'm going to have to stop being a NEET

>>123881084
You have to get a real job, dude. The kind that requires a degree in chemistry or physics.

>>123877772
I'm pretty sure this is true.

>>123880300
this is why i can't understand weebs. Sure I find Japanese culture interesting, and I might like to visit or live there for a few years for the experience. But living there full time or being born Japanese sounds like hell, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

>>123880979
You can come live with me if you want.

>>123881084
There's countless jobs out there, you just have to find one that you enjoy doing.

>>123881158
But I don't enjoy those things

>>123880914
This guy is my nigger.

>>123881202
tempting, but i'm a male

>>123880300
I've heard that in the STEM and technical fields it isn't actually that bad. Had a Japanese teacher for awhile (actually japanese) who's husband used to be a some technician of some sort but it was just a typical 9-5 job.
but then again I'm not japanese so this is just second hand, anyone actually know?

>>123880300
>Retired Wives Syndrome
Suddenly NTR makes a lot more sense.

>>123879211
>last panel

Homeless people don't exist in Japan?

>>123881253

>>123869056

>>123881204
I enjoy music, stories, and games, and I'm not talented enough for that.

>>123877796
>tfw it's not possible to reverse image search based on these, so the ones I haven't seen will only ever be found through random chance

>>123876248
My nigga saaaaauce

>>123878728
>for me was there hentai else was no one when

>>123881453

i found it in <10 seconds. apply yourself you worthless fucking homo.

>>123881425
try and crop the parts you want, upload them somewhere and reverse google them, or upload them to already existing reverse image search engines
it's rare for it to work but sometimes you can be lucky

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>>123881551
What, how, all I get are random black and white sketches

>>123881547

uh it says
>for me else was... was there no one Hentai When

fucking nanbans

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>>123875883

>>123881380
i don't know if i'm kawaii, but my hairy arsehole should be rapeproof, so i'm in, i can live with you

>>123881425
>>123881586
also you can just try and google the things they're saying, they're so weird/funny/original so you might find some random comment in the gallery quoting them

>>123876586
Why did they make the guy so handsome?

Normally you get fat bald men or those bland generic MCs, but this guy looks like some sort of actual badass.

It makes me uncomfortable.

>>123878461
War on drugs had meaning, to line politician and Narco pockets fat with cash.

>>123881391
Well, become talented enough. This is for music at least: http://www.daveconservatoire.org/

>>123879648
>wanting to go to prison

>>123881835

also funding the CIA's fascist coup sponsorships

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>>123881862
become talented enough

>>123881363
dude they have scoopers for them

>>123881453
>not knowing the god of ss and sometimes gs
You are a disgrace, go on ex and study your hentai, and don't come back until you at least have a bachelor in hentai arts.

>>123879868
I don't think this nigga understands how reproduction works...

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Has this guy made any new shit?

>>123879946
>>123879619
>>123879578
Does anyone know what I should search for on Ex to find these?

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>>123879044

Is that what they told the Chinese during the Nanking Massacre?

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>>123881830
Because he's the Messiah. In the end he was betrayed by his own people.

>>123879044
Why aren't they pregnant yet?
Will we ever get a full OVA?

>>123882627
He's probably saving that for the last in the series.

>>123882627
Magical girl eggs are extremely resilient

>>123881663
Quite possibly the least pretentious title for a work of fiction in existence.

>>123881817
Who's that girl standing behind Miyazaki?

>>123881935
It's often said that while Mozart was just a genius able to write a symphony off the top of his head, Beethoven had to work to create his masterpieces. He'd spend years on a single symphony, but compare Beethoven's 9th and Mozart's 9th. Mozart's genius just doesn't compare to Beethoven's hard work.

>>123882627
>Will we ever get a full OVA?
No. Truly a tragedy greater than the holocaust.

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>>123881817

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There might be some merit to this claim.

>>123883545
Not him but that's the point, i don't want to do hard work, i like drawing a lot and i keep a pixiv account drawing lewd things, but i wouldn't want to do this as a job since it would put pressure on me.

>>123879769
He's gotten a lot better over the past few years in my opinion, but he does suffer from sameface females a lot of the time even if they look good.

>>123883730
Oh, absolutely, I agree. But he seemed to be entirely dismissive of even learning to write music.

>>123884085
Also worth pointing out that Beethoven was surely a very talented man. Just because he wasn't a 1 in 500 million genius being taught music from birth so that he was writing at age 4 doesn't mean he wasn't talent. The average human could not reach Beethoven's level no matter how hard they tried. Most people are average

>>123883672
I can't believe it

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I wonder how this hasn't been posted yet.

>>123883545
>>123883730
>>123884095
>>123884423
stay Classy /a/

>>123882127
>>123881956
>>123884387
>>123884095
>>123883801
>>123883926
>>123883591

So is having a discussion about a topic that naturally arose from the thread now illegal on /a/? Now im banned for posting about having a job?

can someone explain this to me? Last time a mod explained it, off topic posts were permitted as long as you did not start a new thread.

go ahead and ban this IP too, you all can go fuck yourselves, a warning i would still kind of understand, but deleting the posts and banning people for this? Good lord /a/ has shit mods. Last time i post on fucking /a/.

>>123884479
the courage to not be helped.

>>123887141
There was a discussion about flossing and dental hygiene and no one gave a shit a couple days ago on a thread.

>>123887141
Well shit. Whichever mod banned you really needs to explain things.

>>123887141
Worse yet, I know of no way to report a shit mod. Now we have to ride out our bans

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>>123872853
>New manga.

Hmmmm...

>>123887141
This was really stupid, it was a super small off topic conversation that has already ended and didn't effect the thread anymore.
Looks like a mod felt like he had to do his dailies.

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>>123881436

>>123879180
Good for you nobody cares you weak little dumb bitch

>>123889384
>being this butthurt over a 3 hour post
Don't worry, anon. I'm sure you'll find yours soon.

>>123879769
look at the last panel, it's all fucking monkey trouble

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I live my life by this wisdom.

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>>123881340
No, the japanese have had an NTR fixation long before modernization
It's genetic

>>123881162
Depends on personal balance. But I do wish they ease up on workaholism a bit. Because social culture in Japan is still pretty based.

>>123890690

That's a pretty big dick.

>>123890850
お前に

>>123891160
お前にとって*

>>123890690
That thing behind them looks like a cartoon steak. Is it just my American upbringing that makes me see things as food?

>>123883319
fuck

>>123873343
Why is that giraffe pounding into my anus so fiercely?!

>>123873343
Where do you guys find this shit? I usually get generic sex writing.

>>123892918
In 20 doujins, you might find a silly line or two.

In 20,000 doujins, you're sure to find quite a few.

>>123892918
Do you have any especially depraved fetishes? The more extreme the content, the more extremely retarded the dialogue becomes to try and justify the madness.

>>123894420
shota and pet play are as far as I go

>>123870725
Looks like a trace over AA2 character creator screenshots.

>>123894666
And that's why you don't find any silly hentai quotes.
Meanwhile, I started my hentai-reading career by looking for things that are too extreme for /d/.

>>123881436
I miss this shit getting spammed back when NTR was still a novelty.

Wait, no I don't.

>>123895080
>too extreme for /d/.
Simply because it's not allowed there doesn't mean it doesn't get posted in... certain threads, to some extent or another.

Though technically loli is banned on /d/, and that's hardly extreme at all, in itself.

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>>123895154
>tfw not even a janitor yet half those pasta points apply

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>>123895371
Do the words "Mariel's Everyday Life" mean anything to you?
If not, keep it that way.

Can't beat Japanese wisdom.

>>123884479
there's a difference between blind acceptance and putting up with something. Saying "shit happens deal with it" means no one is ever going to try to fix something that is clearly wrong and unaccepted.

>>123895767
I'm not into those kinks particular. Let's just say I've been known to lurk imageboards where people say things such as
>Please try to keep human on human in the cannibal thread

>>123890762
>social culture in Japan is based

>do what everyone else does or be looked at as a freak
>you have to suck people off because they're older than you
>lel equality
>"oh you don't plead guilty? well we'll keep you here for a few days just in case"

>>123877883
don't you know everyone want to be a little girl

>>123872987
this is going to be ruined in the anime

>>123876560
FACT!

>>123896212
>wrong and unaccepted
fuck off tumblr

>>123881551
revere seach gives fucking nothing

>>123877689
You're forgetting Girls in the Frame.

>>123872987
>Implying this isnt true

>>123897478
sorry that my wording triggered you anon.
the point stands, if something is at the point you say "it can't be helped" it means what they were doing wasn't something that should be condoned. whether you use the term "wrong and unaccepted" or just illegal its the same thing.

>>123901711
what the hell are you on about
if my car breaks down and I have to pay 500 bucks to fix it cause I can't, I'll just mutter "it can't be helped" and pay it

>>123902023
that's an issue of you being a retard and it could have been helped if you took 5 seconds to not be retarded with your car. Instead of complacency you should strive to not have such a shitty life.

>>123875883
Adoptive mother maybe?

>>123901878
Commendable determination right there.

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>>123873836

>>123895767

eww

>>123904011
In my defense, I have actual brain damage.

>>123879749
>holocaust
>nanjing massacre
>child porn

10/10 breddy gud

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>>123873310

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>>123880300

It was the bombs and a lost war. This is it.

Behold, the true face of the Nippon.

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And you know it's true.

>>123907689
>And you know it's true.
Unfortunately it isn't for me.

>>123881551

Just did hash-search on foolz and the EX search. Still came up empty.

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>>123902138
>all mechanical failure is due to human error
wow, you're really something special

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>>123881551
>lying on the Internet

>>123873836
Hiroe-sensei?

>>123877883
>Lumping pedos and homos together, branding both perverts
Based Japan.

>>123896379
Everything except equality is basically the US as well. Japan is based for not having a giant equality-boner that leads to misandry and reverse-racism.

>>123876560
That's taken out of context. "People die if they are killed... That's the way it was meant to be" As if, no zombies no res.

>>123912716
Still sounds no less obvious to me.

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>>123895767
>"Mariel's Everyday Life"
wait, I think I recognize this, is this vore?

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>>123877967