Who is the best Monogatari and why is it Monkey?
It's her eyes.
It's just a really big clit in Araragi's case.
I don't understand anon.
Monkey has good taste. Shame her fans don't.
All these snakefags can't handle the perfection that is monkey.
>first two posts are right
Please don't sully Monkey's perfection with such low quality images.
Lots of reasons. For example, the way she holds onto ragi's arm at the beginning of Snake part 1.
I know what it's like to be jealous of Araragi.
Is this how monkey felt?
even if you're not a snakefag you still love this opening
so you must just be a nothingfag, not really anything but pure faggotry
>"moeshit is ruining anime! anime was only good during the 80s!"
And a tippity tip tip to you too good sir.
It's really unfortunate that it was cut.
MonkeyxAraragi banter is the best.
>anything but bro tier at best
Reminder that after the whole ripping out araragis intestines deal she didn't even say properly sorry to him, she did to crab but not him and then just acts like nothing happend.
You guys are no better then cat and snakefags
>Pledged to dedicate her life to him for the rest of her life under a streetlight since it was nighttime and she couldn't use the sun.
I think her literally committing herself to Araragi is a pretty sincere way to make amends.
Cat will always be my favorite. I don't care what she does to her hair.
There's loads of subtext and wordplay as well, and it's also an inverted boke/tsukkomi dynamic. It's pretty good stuff.
Because Gahara is controlling the conversation. The power dynamic is flipped, Gahara's bokes are calculated and purposeful, and she elicits specific tsukkomi from Araragi. Araragi, despite being the tsukkomi, is the one with an information deficit.
Monkey is not that lewd anon.
She just wants to embrace her.
the only girl even compareable to Tsukihi is Karen, and not even she comes close to being as good.
Bee is better waifumaterial by miles. She's dumb, but she's incredibly loving and never once tries to stab rararagi. Plus she seems a lot more into araragi than tsukihi
I mean tsukihi is alright with it, but karen asks for seconds
has nothing to do with siscons, Tsukihi is objectively the best girl in the series, both physical and mentally.
Tsukihi never wanted to hurt him without a reason, and Karen almost beat him to death.
Overall, Tsukihi would be the better Waifu, seeing as she is more self sufficient than Karen
also, in the past it was always Karen and Koyomi getting into fights, Tsukihi just got rough because she thought he likes it
She also does try for seconds after the bath scene
Tsukihi is a perfect goddess for her age, even without extensive workout like Karen
And if their mom is any indication, it just going to get better
tsukihi has on several occasions broken araragis bones, has stabbed a crowbar through his bed, and has intended to stab him with a kitchen knife
karen almost beat araragi to death, but she started out lightly on him and only started using force that would be lethal when she noticed he was extremely resilient to physical damage
Whats with Cat and emotions? She can obviously feel sadness and loneliness yet she didn't feel anything when she found the dead cat.
Did she grow out of being a robot and into a character or does she switch between the two?
tsukihi broke his toe once, threatened to kill him twice after catching him with other girls, and stabbed his pillow once, but just because she thought it would fit her character, not to actually hurt him, and attacked him in the bath with soap and her fingers, not inflocting any damage
Karen beat him half to death, afterward broke his ribkage, and kicked him so hard it ragdolled both him and tsukihi through the bath.
Violence is really not a good measure in Monogatare, especially if you take into consideration what all of the other girls did to him
Kanbaru- pulled out his organs
Hitagi- stapled his cheek, threatened to kill him on multiple occasions
Cat- Ripped him in half
Snake- stabbed him multiple times half to death
Yozuru- beat him to a bloody pulp
Kissshot- killed him in the first place
Zombie- never hurt him directly but blew up his sister right in front of him
Snail-broke his finger(after being molested)
Tsukihis violence is really small fries and usually for comedic reasons more than serious ones
so your "hurr bird is evil" shit doesn't fly
I still can't believe anyone on /a/ actually likes Monogatari. All it is is re-tellings of obscure Japanese folktales and Shinto mythology but all the characters are replaced with cute girls instead of crabs or whatever.
I don't see how anyone can even understand it.
Bird was never unpopular, people loved her since Platinum Disco, And I personally loved her since her first scene in Nise.
Tsuki didn't even bring that many new fans for her, the Zombie crowd got a much bigger boost out of it
Nigga its the best selling shit since Evangelion and that was 20 years ago!!!