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Who is the best Monogatari and why is it Monkey?

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Who is the best Monogatari and why is it Monkey?
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>>123619446
The bird is the word.
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Bird is best sister and grill
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>Lesbian
>Slut that wants dick

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
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is it this time of day already?
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>>123620617
You know you love it
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It's her eyes.

>>123620608
It's just a really big clit in Araragi's case.
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>>123620617
Snake time?
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>>123619446
Bee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q89wHescicY
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>>123620874
reminder that monkey is a snakefag
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>>123620608
>lesbian
>wants dick

I don't understand anon.
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>>123621136
>implying monkey isn't an everythingfag
I'm sure she wants to bone the whole cast
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>>123621136
Monkey has good taste. Shame her fans don't.
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>>123621136
Let's make this clear. Who doesn't want to fuck snake?
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>>123621381
Right after everyone else except child snail.
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All these snakefags can't handle the perfection that is monkey.
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>>123619488
>>123620578
>enter thread
>first two posts are right

thats new
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>>123621202
>tumblr
Please don't sully Monkey's perfection with such low quality images.
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>>123621136
How did I not notice that gaijin 4 koma reference before?
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>>123619446
Lots of reasons. For example, the way she holds onto ragi's arm at the beginning of Snake part 1.
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>>123621759
because she's a slut
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Reminder that all the monogatari openings are shit.
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>>123621759
I know what it's like to be jealous of Araragi.
Is this how monkey felt?
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>>123621856
Wow, way to have the worst taste in this thread.
Even snakefags can't hold a candle to you.
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>>123621900
> Implying that I'm wrong and it's not just you having shit taste.
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>>123621856
even if you're not a snakefag you still love this opening

so you must just be a nothingfag, not really anything but pure faggotry
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>>123622147
>everyone has shit taste but me
okay faggot, whatever lets you sleep at night.
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>>123622147
Majority of people disagree with your opinion. You should feel proud for being a special snowflake
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>>123622197
i like this part

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1427543449095.webm
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>>123622197
First Snake OP was better.
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>>123622439
nope, it was typical moeshit OP
second one was cool, maybe it was just 2deep4u
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>tfw just finished Tsuki

Strangely sombre. Corpse is definitely in my top 10 Monogatari grills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDkNEWSPl2Y
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>>123623180
>typical moeshit OP
just kill yourself
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>>123623215
>top 10
What an exclusive list.
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>>123623362
>liking moeshit
*tips fedora*
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Phoenix best OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0ymYGQNa8
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>>123623547
>i hate cute things
Careful you don't cut yourself on that edge.
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Kizu pdf?
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>>123623547
>"moeshit is ruining anime! anime was only good during the 80s!"
And a tippity tip tip to you too good sir.
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>>123623215
Holy shit that tune
I really love that motif from the OP
Thank you based /a/non.
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>>123623606
>>123623643
i can't believe anyone seriously thinks moeshit is any good.
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we all know the right answer here.
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>>123621136

Is RRgi's ahoge there supposed to represent an erection?
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>>123623825
How do you just now get this?
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>Monkey
>Plays basketball
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>>123623920
yes?
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>>123623899

Because I have the memory of a goldfish and didn't remember the scene very well.
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>>123623985
It represent his arousal/excitement like everywhere.
Most notably the car scene in bake 12.
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>>123621136
what episode is this? i dont remember this at all
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>>123624371
Did you even watch Nadeko Snake in the first place?
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>>123621136
Reminder Kaiki is a monkeyfag.
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>>123621759
That whole scene was not only wonderful but the actual chapter in the LN's is even better because there's more back and forth banter the anime left out.
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>>123624751
It's really unfortunate that it was cut.
MonkeyxAraragi banter is the best.
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>>123621900
>holding candles
why?
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>>123624973
English, motherfucker
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>>123624827
SnailxAraragi banter is the best, this isn't even debatable.
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>>123625034
I was just about to say
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>>123625034
I think they're pretty close in quality. GaharaxRagi banter is tops too. I couldn't pick one I like most.
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>>123625176
GaharaxAraragi banter consists of one sided shit talking while the other side simply defends themselves. This even continues after they start dating.
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>>123624827
>monkeyfags
>anything but bro tier at best
Reminder that after the whole ripping out araragis intestines deal she didn't even say properly sorry to him, she did to crab but not him and then just acts like nothing happend.
You guys are no better then cat and snakefags
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>>123625471
>Didn't apologize.
>Pledged to dedicate her life to him for the rest of her life under a streetlight since it was nighttime and she couldn't use the sun.

I think her literally committing herself to Araragi is a pretty sincere way to make amends.
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Cat will always be my favorite. I don't care what she does to her hair.
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>>123625345
There's loads of subtext and wordplay as well, and it's also an inverted boke/tsukkomi dynamic. It's pretty good stuff.
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>>123625471
>didn't properly say sorry
yes she did, more than any other girl in fact.
also
>not relevant to my post
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>>123626548
How is it inverted?
Araragi always plays the tsukkomi.
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>>123625984
short hair cat is best cat
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>>123625984
Cat is literally the focus of the two most boring arcs in the entire series.
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>>123623920
OOOOOhhhhhhhh
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>>123626830
Not him, but they're my two favorites. Especially Nekomonogatari Black.

I am also a boring person, though, so its fitting.
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>>123626830
But she's not the focus of oni anon.
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>>123626759
Because Gahara is controlling the conversation. The power dynamic is flipped, Gahara's bokes are calculated and purposeful, and she elicits specific tsukkomi from Araragi. Araragi, despite being the tsukkomi, is the one with an information deficit.
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>>123619446
Bitch Please
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>>123621381
Me, Ragi expresses no desire to do so. All the girls. Kaiki. Meme.
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>>123628446
He expresses some desire.
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>>123628777
Nah, that's just Araragi teasing.
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>>123628923
Bat thought he was pretty serious.
And it's not like you can expect the girls sans monkey to be interested in her.
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>>123628446
>All the girls
nope, Monkey very much wants to fuck her
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>>123630154
Monkey is not that lewd anon.
She just wants to embrace her.
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the only girl even compareable to Tsukihi is Karen, and not even she comes close to being as good.
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>>123631023
if you're a siscon maybe
other people have taste
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>>123631023
Bee is better waifumaterial by miles. She's dumb, but she's incredibly loving and never once tries to stab rararagi. Plus she seems a lot more into araragi than tsukihi

I mean tsukihi is alright with it, but karen asks for seconds
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>>123628436
I can't wait for the Ougifag uprising after Owari.
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>>123619446
cancer thread
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>>123631700
I look forwards to that. I don't particularly like Ougi now, but I might after it gets more centerstage screen time
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>>123631133
has nothing to do with siscons, Tsukihi is objectively the best girl in the series, both physical and mentally.

>>123631453
Tsukihi never wanted to hurt him without a reason, and Karen almost beat him to death.

Overall, Tsukihi would be the better Waifu, seeing as she is more self sufficient than Karen

also, in the past it was always Karen and Koyomi getting into fights, Tsukihi just got rough because she thought he likes it

She also does try for seconds after the bath scene
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Monkey fag reporting in. I have to say that you all who like monkey have a great taste and snake fags can go eat shit.
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>>123631700
don't get your hopes up, camps are already formed by now.

unlikely that anyone would jump ship this late
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>>123631976
But that's wrong.
The most physically and mentally appealing is obviously cranberry.
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>>123632060
nah

Tsukihi is a perfect goddess for her age, even without extensive workout like Karen

And if their mom is any indication, it just going to get better
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>>123632319
You don't seem to be aware of who cranberry is.
She is much more physically impressive.

Miracle of the universe is the right phrase to use here.
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>>123632456
there is no other girl in Monogatari that can compete with Birds perfection
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>>123631976
tsukihi has on several occasions broken araragis bones, has stabbed a crowbar through his bed, and has intended to stab him with a kitchen knife

karen almost beat araragi to death, but she started out lightly on him and only started using force that would be lethal when she noticed he was extremely resilient to physical damage
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>>123632011
oh well, time for snake
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>>123632596
Says you.
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>>123632022
I feel like Bird was pretty unpopular before Tsuki. It could also be that every volume brings in new fans.
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>>123632745
I want to rest my head on that ass.
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LN question!
Whats with Cat and emotions? She can obviously feel sadness and loneliness yet she didn't feel anything when she found the dead cat.

Did she grow out of being a robot and into a character or does she switch between the two?
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>>123632866
It looks so plump and comfy.
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>>123632607
tsukihi broke his toe once, threatened to kill him twice after catching him with other girls, and stabbed his pillow once, but just because she thought it would fit her character, not to actually hurt him, and attacked him in the bath with soap and her fingers, not inflocting any damage

Karen beat him half to death, afterward broke his ribkage, and kicked him so hard it ragdolled both him and tsukihi through the bath.

Violence is really not a good measure in Monogatare, especially if you take into consideration what all of the other girls did to him

Kanbaru- pulled out his organs
Hitagi- stapled his cheek, threatened to kill him on multiple occasions
Cat- Ripped him in half
Snake- stabbed him multiple times half to death
Yozuru- beat him to a bloody pulp
Kissshot- killed him in the first place
Zombie- never hurt him directly but blew up his sister right in front of him
Snail-broke his finger(after being molested)

Tsukihis violence is really small fries and usually for comedic reasons more than serious ones

so your "hurr bird is evil" shit doesn't fly
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I still can't believe anyone on /a/ actually likes Monogatari. All it is is re-tellings of obscure Japanese folktales and Shinto mythology but all the characters are replaced with cute girls instead of crabs or whatever.

I don't see how anyone can even understand it.
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>>123632785
Bird was never unpopular, people loved her since Platinum Disco, And I personally loved her since her first scene in Nise.

Tsuki didn't even bring that many new fans for her, the Zombie crowd got a much bigger boost out of it
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>>123632997
Nigga its the best selling shit since Evangelion and that was 20 years ago!!!
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>>123632940
I think his point wasn't "hurr bird is evil" but that she beat him up as much as the next girl.
Snail is the only one you could say that didn't.
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>>123632870
It's that she exercised that pity out of a sense of duty or obligation rather than actually feeling any empathy for the dead cat.
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