You can only choose one Keion to spend the rest of your life with.
Ritsu, no contest whatsoever. Fun and sexy, just perfect.
I can't choose none? I would get the one that that is less retarded and is as silent as possible.
I stopped after the first 10 minutes of the first episode so I don't know which one fits that description.
Yui-chan. I absolutley adore her.
i would also like to sniff her tights.
What would K-On! be like if they went to a school in England?
Maybe i would of befriended Yui if she went to my school
Alright kids, hold on to your butts because this is about to get ugly. I know some of you dickwheels think your waifu is hot shit, but think again. Let's pretend a girl from K-ON came alive and started dating you. If that girl isn't Mugi, you just got FUCKED. PERMANENTLY.
Why? You're shit. Fuck your life, kid. You need someone to take care of you, that's why you're still living with your mom. Guess what, the ONLY bitch capable of that in K-ON is Mugi. Yui’s in the same boat as you, Ritsu’s batshit insane, Mio’s high maintenance, and Azusa would get pissed at how you don’t work and leave you, just like your last girlfriend.
Even ignoring that, you still have to entertain your waifu. I bet you can’t entertain any normal person, that’s why you have no fucking friends. The only K-ON girls you could please are Yui and Mugi, because they are easily amused. The difference? Yui likes simple shit because she’s on the border between retarded and braindead. Mugi adores homely things because before high school she lived a luxurious but lonely life. Not only that, she actually LIKES taking care of people, which means that you make her happy BY SIMPLY EXISTING AS THE DEPRESSING EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR LORD(S) THAT YOU ARE.
And another thing. She’s RICH. With Mugi you wouldn’t need to work a day in your fucking life, yes that’s right you could finally silence that voice in the back of your head saying you’ll never amount to anything cause you just hit the god damn jackpot. Mugi’s so smart, she actually recognizes that a life of wealth is unfulfilling. That’s right; she can see that the simple beauty of humanity is more precious than money, something you’ll NEVER UNDERSTAND. Choosing a waifu other than Mugi is like saying “hey /a/, I plan on shitting on my own dick when I get my ribs removed to self-fellate better so I can recycle my bodily waste as food.” So choose Mugi you pig-dicked minge, or get fucking killed.
I want to scare the shit out of Mio
Mio, but i don't want her to be separated from her friends, so i hope she will still be able to contact/be with them.
It would be cruel to separate the Keions, they're a group, not individuals.
I want to love and protect her
I'm going to spend the rest of my life with Jun. She is objectively the best girl.
>with a retard
Nobody said you had to choose Ritsu
>Ritsu's batshit insane
>leave you, just like your last girlfriend
Those are all good choices, but the keions would definately love this
>Implying the keions wouldn't be stronk soviets
Why is there a swastika in the background and her sash still says 'club president'?
go away, Yui
The keions just want to enjoy life with music and good friends, not take over Lawsons
You seem to have a strange definition of the world ''smart''.
The keions would give their life for the motherland
Would you be able to understand her though
Of course I'd choose Mugi, she doesn't even fuck niggers.
Ritsu and Mugi would be teenpregnant, Azunyan would be a foul-mouthed harpy, Mio would be a posh snob, Yui would the exact same, and their sensei would be a 55 year old Pakistani who rapes a new K-On every episode
Azusa is the only keion capable of leading an empire
Doubt it tbh
I don't think she even understands what she's thinking herself most of the time
>isn't that bad looking when you look her the second time (minus the eyebrow)
Now if only she's willing to take it in the butt like Aria
Sexy, cute, kind, intelligent
She is perfect
I can't deny it.
I just want a season 3 with the Wakaba Girls, is that too much to ask?
Second girl from the right looks like Mugi
thread should have ended right there
Mio, Mugi or Azusa, can't decide on those three.
They would act like we are still in the 18th century which is what a lot of foreign people like to do for some reason.
Mugi would be reading stuff like Bronte and maybe some classical Japanese books, Mio would be into classics like Dostoyevsky and maybe some post-modernism. I know he's not post-modernism but I can see Mio enjoying Murakmai.
What would married life with each of the Keions be?
>What would married life with each of the Keions be?
Bliss and happiness
>you will never manage a happy camp in Poland with the keions
You would pretty much be taking care of her for most of your married life, but she isn't stupid enough to be oblivious to this, and would love you for it.
The perfect housewives and almost the opposite of Yui, would pamper you for life, Mugi especially using her massive wealth.
Would try (and fail) to be the perfect housewife, but would enjoy going on romantic dates often. Would still get embarassed over you despite your relationship having gone on for so long.
Although it may not seem like it, she would work hard to keep your relationship firm, probably working more than one job at once if required and always being there when you need her. She would basically be the man in the relationship.
Always working hard for you and your relationship, motivating you to do your best in every aspect of your life and most enjoying spending time with you simply listening to music and talking or cuddling together. Would also teach you some jammin' guitar techniques, and may form a husband/wife jazz duo with you if you could play well.
>She would basically be the man in the relationship.
But she's a great cook and does a lot of housework as we saw when they went to her house. She's genki but still pretty feminine.
Not to mention how beautiful she is.
As much as i love the Keions, Ritsu would definitely be the one I'd want to spend my life with
no matter who you choose, she will never be real
>not loving all the keions equally
except mugi who is of course best keion
There is an obvious choice here.
While all the keions are lovely, It would be cruel to break up any of their wonderful lesbian relationships. And most of them are pretty high maintenance or insufficiently laidback.
Mugifags and Junfags you guys aren't wrong. But Ui is just so, so right.