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A night of non-stop sex with Rin, Saber and Rider at the same time.

or

Your very own Nu Gundam; yours to keep forever.
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Both would end up killing me in some way so I'm gonna go with the threesome.
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>>123357614
Can I get Sinanju instead?
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>>123357614
Sakura is enough for me.
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>>123357614
can i have a gm instead?
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>>123357707
Sure, why not.
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>>123357614
Obviously, I'll take the Gund-WAIT-A-SECOND, you said Rider instead of wormslut.

I'll take the foursome!
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If you throw in an Illya and let me keep them for a year it would be a hard choice.
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Have non stop sex with Gundam forever.

ORE WA GUNDAM UNF UNF
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I can't imagine the governments of the world would be too happy about a single person owning a superweapon like that, but, you know, whatever. I'll just pack some snacks and fuck off to space if they try to start some shit. A night of amazing 2D sex sounds fun and all, but it's still just one night.
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Can I have kotomine narrate the entire night of non stop sex?
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>>123357784
The third coming of Char has arrived on the scene
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Much as I like Rin and LOVE Rider... Saber's the only downside to that option.

There is no downside to choosing Nu Gundam. Off to space with me!
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>>123357614
I could save up some money and get a foursome with some sluts anytime.

Gundam please.
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>>123357614
>a single night with disgusting sluts and nothing else ever
>a fucking gundam
Well, that wasn't hard at all.
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>>123357749
How do you even automate something like this? Is there a program available or is it one guy?
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>>123357614
What kind of slut wouldn't get their panties wet if they knew that I owned a Gundam? If dudebros can pick up girls with their sports cars, the same thing can be done with mechas.
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Easy, I like dick so I'll take the gundam
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Gundam. If the nations tried to nuke me I'd go into space and laugh at them and start playing 1 man baseball with satellites
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>>123357614
Rider is the only one I need.
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>>123357945
>>123358112
>happily taking 3DPD sluts.
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WITH THIS GUNDAM, I WILL SERVE MAI WAIFU
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Foursome.

The first country that sees I have a Gundam is gonna kill me and then take it.
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>>123357614
Can I have Macross Quarter instead?
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>JUST A NIGHT of sex
The Gundam. With the gundam, I can rule the world and get pussy every night. And get paid millions for individual sorties if I just decide to merc it up.

You probably wouldn't even last 5 minutes having sex with Rider.
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>>123358186
>taking the shitty 2D sluts instead
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Rider or a Gundam? If I could have Rider for more than one night I might go that route but otherwise I'd have to go with the Nu.
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>>123358216
How are they going to manage that when you have a motherfucking GUNDAM?
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Gundam.
Use it to eliminate Iraq, Iran, China and Russia
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Proxyfag is awake, so Strawpoll not an option.

Vote on this one:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-Cx0z1dqPNQFtF5sCGH_R2DL1DybyaiJScg19kUQ_qA/viewform?usp=send_form
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>>123358250
Yeah, what this guy says! You just have to live in the Gundam now! ...forever...because nowhere else will be safe...
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I am a red-blooded American man with a fully functioning set of hormones and desires.

You're damn fucking right I'm picking the Gundam.
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アメリカみたいに何でも一緒にするな、元から違う話だ
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>Those three

Why couldn't you let me pick. One of my friend's waifus is in that pool, I can't do that shit. On top of that I honestly I have no use for a gundam.
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>>123357614
Nu Gundam... Seriously
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>>123358288
Dude. Hide Gundam somewhere by destroying satellites that can track you. Drive from there after locking it.
When you show your face, wear a fucking MASK.
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I'm surprised by the amount of people choosing Gundam. I thought /a/ was a lot hornier than this.
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>>123357832
Mapo tofu analogies instead of seafood though.
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>>123358319
>not being mechasexual
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>>123358319
It's a goddamn Gundam, anon. There isn't much I wouldn't give for one of those.
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>>123358319
Oh, I'm extremely horny.

But it's an uphill battle for a man's heart if you're a woman going up against something like a Gundam.

That man is no longer a man, but instead a young boy in the candy store for the first time.
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Not because I believe there's anything to the "chicks really dig big robots" thing, but i am SURE i could use the NU to impress on people enough that I would be able get lets of sex with chicks that way.

Though keeping that big around would also be rather troublesome.
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>One night
>Endless fun forever

I'll take the gundam
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>>123358310
>Hide Gundam somewhere
Yeah, but where?

>destroying satellites that can track you
WHICH ones are those? Fuck, I'd probably end up destroying em all to be safe, but that'd likely only draw more suspicion!

>When you show your face, wear a fucking MASK.
I think the government has the kind of know-how to figure out who's behind a mask. That said, I'd likely wear a cool mask anyways.

It's not like I WOULDN'T want a Gundam, but fuck if trying to keep it away from every government on Earth doesn't seem like a conundrum.
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Five minutes of fun or a fucking Gundam? This is an easy question.
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>>123358319
Being horny doesn't change the fact that the logic just isn't there. Single night of sex versus owning a Gundam forever?

With the amount of money I could earn using that Nu Gundam, I could rent out a lot of high-class escorts for non-stop sex every night after buying a lot of stuff for me and the family and friends.
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>>123357614
What kind of fucking question is that? Nu Gundam is the obvious answer for any man who's penis is not weighed down by gravity.
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>>123357614

where's the mystery prize
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>>123358407
On the moon?
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>>123358319
Even if you don't want the gundam you could still probably sell it for billions of dollars. One night of 2D sex will just make the rest of your life seem miserable in comparison.
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>>123358388
>one night in the 2D world; a realm nobody's been in before, and never will again, to fuck 3 hot birds at the same time.
>possessing a war machine that every country and their dog wants, and will do whatever it takes to get for eternity.
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Doesn't the Nu require Newtype abilities to pilot? Do I become a newtype?
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Nu Gundam is a choice
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>>123358415
>With the amount of money I could earn using that Nu Gundam
Maintenance alone is going to put you in debt, son. You think those mechanics and propellant pay for themselves?
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>>123358409
More like 10 hours.

Or are you impotent?
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>>123357614
I'd take the nu gundam.

Go full edge and kill as much people as i can to start a war and when I'm finally shot down and killed, they can reverse engineer my nu and then it will be the start of mobile suit wars
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>>123357614
can i sex Nu Gundam instead?
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>>123358447
For the Fin Funnals, and some response time stuff.
Still "IT'S A GUNDAM"
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>>123358422
If I leave my Gundam on the moon, how do I get back home? And if I'm gonna start living a new life on the moon, how am I going to build/afford the kind of facility to allow that? I'd still have to go back to Earth for food and such, so I bet I'll get in a skirmish with some government whenever I'm going to the supermarket...
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>>123357755
>wanting used goods.
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Reposting poll:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-Cx0z1dqPNQFtF5sCGH_R2DL1DybyaiJScg19kUQ_qA/viewform?usp=send_form
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Rin, Saber and Rider would look so fucking weird in real life.
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>>123357614
can Nu Gundam kill servants
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>>123357614
Uh, I'd definitely take the gundam, a real life gundam could probably get me all the sex I could ever want for the rest of my life.
I don't even like women, I like dudes
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>>123358510
You wouldn't be fucking them in the 3DPD world though; I thought that went without saying.
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I'll take the Exia.
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>Anyone picking the king of cucks

Kill yourselves.
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Sex of course, I don't even have a garage for my car, let alone a gundam. There's also another problem, I don't really watch old gundams, so unless Nu doesn't need to refuel or something, I'll be fucked when it run out of its fuel.
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>>123358562
Setsuna pls
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>>123358594
isn't nu gundam powered by space autism?
I was really drunk when I watched that movie
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>>123357614
the gundam

who the fuck cares about those sluts.
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Another negative about the Nu Gundam is that it can't make the transition to orbit on its own, like every other Mobile Suit.

It needs to be on board a high-powered ship, otherwise it will forever be weighed down by Earth's gravity.
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>>123357614
i think a fair choice would be to have these sluts for a year, or the gundam forever
then you'd see these faggots pick the sluts for sure
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>>123358610
Never.
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>>123357614
>fuck bitches, get mecha
>fuck bitches with your giant mecha
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Imagine all the sex having a Gundam could get you
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If I get infinite fuel for my Wing Zero then yes Gundam all the way.
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>>123358697
>underestimating how much people would give up for a Gundam.
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>unironically not choosing the sluts over the gundam
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>>123358757
Good taste, /m/a/non.

captcha: illsm
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>>123357614
Nu, someone has to protect earth from asteroids

jfk would be proud of me
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>>123358757
>implying this thing doesnt have infinite energy already, seeing how often it fires that buster rifle
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>>123358776
Its a well known fact that chick dig giant robots. Therefore chosing the gundam will deliver if not the same ones, diferent but equally good sluts
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Let's put it this way.
How would you monetize a fucking gundam... I'm pretty sure no one would believe you actually have a functional gundam. You have to know how to drive that shit, have fuels, and expert enengineers to fix it because you are probably going to crash it.

The sex is great because
a. I'm a virgin neckbeard
b. Make a sex tape
c. Make millions from neckbeards clicking on the clickbait
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>>123357614
Rin would be enough.
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[x] gundam

Not a hard choice.
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Point taken, guys. I've made some adjustments:

A YEAR with Illya, Rin, Saber and Rider as your sex slaves.

or

a Nu Gundam

Poll here:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1YAtZvSYqpuxblwQb0BRuzm7Y0u8ALJw8en1ubvtaMBU/viewform?usp=send_form
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>>123358928
A year with Illya to coddle.
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>>123358900
>crashing fucks up gundams
I've seen Gundams survive a fall from orbit.
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