A night of non-stop sex with Rin, Saber and Rider at the same time.
Your very own Nu Gundam; yours to keep forever.
Both would end up killing me in some way so I'm gonna go with the threesome.
Obviously, I'll take the Gund-WAIT-A-SECOND, you said Rider instead of wormslut.
I'll take the foursome!
I can't imagine the governments of the world would be too happy about a single person owning a superweapon like that, but, you know, whatever. I'll just pack some snacks and fuck off to space if they try to start some shit. A night of amazing 2D sex sounds fun and all, but it's still just one night.
What kind of slut wouldn't get their panties wet if they knew that I owned a Gundam? If dudebros can pick up girls with their sports cars, the same thing can be done with mechas.
Rider is the only one I need.
>happily taking 3DPD sluts.
The first country that sees I have a Gundam is gonna kill me and then take it.
>JUST A NIGHT of sex
The Gundam. With the gundam, I can rule the world and get pussy every night. And get paid millions for individual sorties if I just decide to merc it up.
You probably wouldn't even last 5 minutes having sex with Rider.
Rider or a Gundam? If I could have Rider for more than one night I might go that route but otherwise I'd have to go with the Nu.
Yeah, what this guy says! You just have to live in the Gundam now! ...forever...because nowhere else will be safe...
Why couldn't you let me pick. One of my friend's waifus is in that pool, I can't do that shit. On top of that I honestly I have no use for a gundam.
Oh, I'm extremely horny.
But it's an uphill battle for a man's heart if you're a woman going up against something like a Gundam.
That man is no longer a man, but instead a young boy in the candy store for the first time.
Not because I believe there's anything to the "chicks really dig big robots" thing, but i am SURE i could use the NU to impress on people enough that I would be able get lets of sex with chicks that way.
Though keeping that big around would also be rather troublesome.
>Hide Gundam somewhere
Yeah, but where?
>destroying satellites that can track you
WHICH ones are those? Fuck, I'd probably end up destroying em all to be safe, but that'd likely only draw more suspicion!
>When you show your face, wear a fucking MASK.
I think the government has the kind of know-how to figure out who's behind a mask. That said, I'd likely wear a cool mask anyways.
It's not like I WOULDN'T want a Gundam, but fuck if trying to keep it away from every government on Earth doesn't seem like a conundrum.
Being horny doesn't change the fact that the logic just isn't there. Single night of sex versus owning a Gundam forever?
With the amount of money I could earn using that Nu Gundam, I could rent out a lot of high-class escorts for non-stop sex every night after buying a lot of stuff for me and the family and friends.
Even if you don't want the gundam you could still probably sell it for billions of dollars. One night of 2D sex will just make the rest of your life seem miserable in comparison.
>one night in the 2D world; a realm nobody's been in before, and never will again, to fuck 3 hot birds at the same time.
>possessing a war machine that every country and their dog wants, and will do whatever it takes to get for eternity.
I'd take the nu gundam.
Go full edge and kill as much people as i can to start a war and when I'm finally shot down and killed, they can reverse engineer my nu and then it will be the start of mobile suit wars
If I leave my Gundam on the moon, how do I get back home? And if I'm gonna start living a new life on the moon, how am I going to build/afford the kind of facility to allow that? I'd still have to go back to Earth for food and such, so I bet I'll get in a skirmish with some government whenever I'm going to the supermarket...
Sex of course, I don't even have a garage for my car, let alone a gundam. There's also another problem, I don't really watch old gundams, so unless Nu doesn't need to refuel or something, I'll be fucked when it run out of its fuel.
Another negative about the Nu Gundam is that it can't make the transition to orbit on its own, like every other Mobile Suit.
It needs to be on board a high-powered ship, otherwise it will forever be weighed down by Earth's gravity.
If I get infinite fuel for my Wing Zero then yes Gundam all the way.
>unironically not choosing the sluts over the gundam
Let's put it this way.
How would you monetize a fucking gundam... I'm pretty sure no one would believe you actually have a functional gundam. You have to know how to drive that shit, have fuels, and expert enengineers to fix it because you are probably going to crash it.
The sex is great because
a. I'm a virgin neckbeard
b. Make a sex tape
c. Make millions from neckbeards clicking on the clickbait
Point taken, guys. I've made some adjustments:
A YEAR with Illya, Rin, Saber and Rider as your sex slaves.
a Nu Gundam