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Unlikeliest things a tsundere would say.

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Unlikeliest things a tsundere would say.
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I love you anon.
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>>122994355
That one's got a probability of almost 100%.

What is unlikely is a casual affirmation of her love. To a tsundere it is always a big deal.
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I did in fact do it for you, baka.
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>>122994327
>I'm nervous, but I'll be nice anyway
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You are so smart, anon! And kind, and helpful. I appreciate you being here. I can't help but love you more and more.
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There's absolutely no reason for me to hit you. Physical abuse is never okay.
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You're my reason.
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>>122994411
Quad dubs confirm.
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>>122994327
"How about we calmly talk about this matter at hand before taking any decision?"
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>>122994327
>yes do me in the but aheeeeee
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Eek! I left the door open! Sorry, it's my fault!
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This is just a stealth tsundere hate thread.
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You annoy me sometimes, but I feel that if we talk about things like adults, we can get things through.

Violence is never the answer.
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I am the best girl of my respective series.
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I'm sorry about all of the times that I called you an idiot, please don't hate me!
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I don't care about you in one way or another. Who are you anyway?
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>>122994800
They say this all the time.
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I have bipolar disorder.
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Fair's fair! I punch you, you punch me!
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>>122994327
>I-it's not like I hate you! G-genius.
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>>122994327
Whatever is the opposite of baka.
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I have a problem expressing my emotions.
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>>122995217
Acab?
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>>122994411
I haven't seen quad dubs in a fucking while
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>>122995217
dɒʞɒ
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>>122995287
Wrong polarity, correct:
pɐʞɐ
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>>122995246
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>>122995331
Definitely not.
You just turned his p into a d.
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I'm sorry, I was being unreasonable
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>>122995379
>turning a p into a d
I thought only the opposite happened in anime.
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>I'm a tsundere.
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Oh, you grabbed my boobs? Well, accidents do happen. I'm not mad.
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>>122995516
Do you even tsundere service?
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I want the D.
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Episode 1
>I love you
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Y-you're a good big brother anon.
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I'm gonna let best girl win for once.
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>>122995251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbjfesCI254
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>>122995182
I think "You better show up so you don't die in this crashing flying continent" is better
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>>122996031
Already done.
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>>122996226
What are you talking about?
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>>122995920
She isn't tsundere though.
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>>122996326
She was. Japan agreed, don't bother them about it.
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>>122994327
Man I fucking hate tsundere so much.
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>>122994327
Show me your penis
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>>122994327
"I admit that I am the worse character type and worse than dog shit!"
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>>122994327
"I've been spending all of my free time with you for the last 3 years. How much more of a hint do you need you full baka?"

She can't simply say she loves MC, a train will pass through on high speed or a fireworks will explode or some shit.
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>>122994327
"I'm a well written character."
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H-here, I made these chocolates just for you...
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>>122996763
>shit
Please watch your language
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>>122996401
When did "tsundere" devolve into the Japanese word for "bitch?"
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>>122996861
After Bakemonogatari
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>>122994327
>you love it and you know it
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>>122996799
Eat a putrid smelly diarrhea pile and barf to death faggot.
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>>122996792
Plenty of them do that, followed by a stuttering remark about how they just had so much chocolate left and felt bad because you don't have a girlfriend.
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>>122997218
Calm your mantits no need to be offensive.
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>>122995246
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>>122996293

>>122996226 is referring to the climax of Rance 4.
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>>122997218
Sounds like something a tsundere would say.
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Things you can say to a yandere, but not your waifu.
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>>122997971
"If you really loved me, you'd kill this guy for me."
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>>122997971
You disgust me and should stay away from me.
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>>122997971
>not your waifu.
So it's somebody else's yandere?
Then I assume that everything goes so long as I don't hit on her boyfriend or threaten him.
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>>122997971
I'd fuck the crazy out of you
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>>122998340
What if it's a yandere that loves you but you already have a waifu?
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>>122998309
Death Warrant Signed
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>>122997971
>Implying my waifu isn't a yandere.
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>>122997971
>Yandere would do everything I ask and love me no matter what I say.

If you love me then eat my poop.
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>>122994794
lolrekt
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>>122998396

You're thinking of yangire.
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>>122997971
If you kill me, my waifu will kill You.
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>>122998377
>Implying your waifu is still alive
>Implying she isn't wearing her skin at this very instant
>Implying she isn't slowly building a dungeon for you underneath your house for when the skin rots and she can't hide her real identity from you.

Shh, no tears, only DEEP LOVE.
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You're alright, Shinji
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>>122998377
If a yandere loves you, she is your waifu.
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>>122998688
That would be a lie, anon.
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>>122998688
No one would ever say that
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