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You are now in a Junji Ito manga. How fucked are you?

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You are now in a Junji Ito manga. How fucked are you?
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>>122834272
Quite a bit. I'd lock myself in a room with a gun so that I can kill myself when creepy ass shit is about to go down.
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>>122834272

Pretending to be a bystander and leaving once the first signs of spooky kooky show up will probably save you.
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Finished reading Hellstar Remina yesterday. Most hilarious shit I've read in a while.

This author has a good sense for comedy too.
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>>122834498
that's pretty much the most logical way to get out the fucked up situations in his mangas
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Don't act like a complete retard and it should be fine. Move to another town the moment anything spooky starts happening.
>Oh hey, this whole city seems to be contaminated by evil spiral spirits
>Lets just stay and see what happens
Nope.
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>>122834272
Jokes on you, I like cats.
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>>122834272
Leave the fucking town.
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>>122834709
>Don't act like a complete retard and it should be fine.
You're crazy to think that. If the MC isn't completely bugfuck insane, you can bet your eternal soul that the rest of the world will compensate for this. Mass hysteria and mass psychosis, those things are right up Ito's alley.
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Don't eat the honey. Don't eat the honey.
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>>122834709
One thing I hated about Uzumaki is the characters, they were all awful, plain and fucking retarded. Every time spooky things would occur they would be like "you're just dreaming" then shit goes down and another spooky arc starts with the exact same shit.
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>>122834938
Their reactions were priceless though.
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>>122834862
>thinking the countryside is safe
You're just setting yourself up to die alone without anybody knowing.
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>>122834938
>Honey, how did you end up like this?
>It's a long story
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>>122834387
>>122834623
>>122834862
>spooky shit happened.
>You could flee the scene and run to your house Upstairs or apartment.
>locked in your room.
>Snails and Spirals people combined with Gyo ghost anal gas powered mechanical legs outside your house.
>you close your eyes and try to shoot yourself with the gun.
>the trigger is jammed.
>you look at the gun.
>the canon had bent into a spiral.
>*GASHUNK! GASHUNK!*
>Your house front door is no more.
your move anons.
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>>122834272
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Someone dump mecha sharks.
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>>122835116
Slit my throat.
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That short story with the human shaped holes terrifies me.
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>>122835252
Should've asked for that before I started dumping this one. I'll stop now that I dumped a full story.
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>>122835281
>it's a long story

Every fucking time.
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>>122835252
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>>122835330
ITO
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>>122835281
>This is terrible, I'll call the carpenter
This is not how common sense should work.
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>>122835281
>>122835330
I can't help but think this was suicide.
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>>122834623
>>122834498
You can't leave. Not in the Uzumaki manga at the very least. The curse would make you act "illogically".
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>>122835330
Top fucking kek.
Sometimes his stories are more funny than creepy.
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>>122835426
Common sense doesn't exist in Ito's world.
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>>122835462
It's a metaphor for Japanese fathers working their ass off. That's why he died supporting the house.
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>>122835281
Why did he bother with this literal piece of shit story?
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>>122835462
How the fuck did he move the house and put himself under the post without anyone noticing then?
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>>122835252
Ah, fuck it, I'll just dump some Gyo.
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I'll turn into a snail.

>>122834618
Hellstar Remina is the funniest manga I've read after the Lupin manga.

>that hobo
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>>122835555
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Least I can be super paranoid, creepy and depressed and still have a gf.
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I'm a bum so NOT FUCKED AT ALL
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>>122835591
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>>122835260

brendan fraser pls fuck my shit up
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>>122835635
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>>122835691
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>>122835635
>>122835691
>>122835739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9QTSyLwd4w
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>>122835260
>You grab the first sharp object and cut your throat.
>the pain is horrible.
>you are convulsing and bleed profusely.
>the pain fade.
>and you die.
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>>122835583
I was laughing my ass while I read the last 2 chapters. Shit was too fucking much.

Random homeless dude pops up and plays superman adventure around the world. My fucking sides.
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>>122835781
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>>122835827
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>>122834272
How painful would it be to get head from that?
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>>122835547
>literal
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>>122835915
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