If a smelly otaku like this was chasing after you trying to rape you, you'd be able to outrun her right /a/?
She has no reason to chase me when there's a much better target with a delicious smell.
>implying I ever leave my room
>implying I would run from a girl
>implying a smelly Konataku would ever rape anyone
>implying she wouldn't just want to hang out and shitpost on /a/utism
Why can't I hold all these implications? Why would someone chase after you and try to rape you?
I like Konata's butt.
What do you guys think of Konata's butt?
The real question is, if a clumsy, ditzy nerd with no social skills were chasing you, can you escape HER.
I'm pretty sure I would trip and be captured. Immediately.
Hmm, no best girl in this thread yet?
The toughest Lucky Star to somehow lose to.
Sure, as long as I can get away in under a minute.
Body is built for running but my heart is fucked up.
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
>because sex is so good
I don't get enough opportunities to post this, so here you go thread
I'm glad you like lesbians, Anon, because you will be disappoint.
>I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
I know this is just copy pasta but kona seems like the girl that would dump you without a second thought to play more video games or sleep or something
It's a pretty funny pasta. I like that a :3 face is a quality one could want in a dream girl.
Pic unrelated but needed in this thread.
This takes me back to the days of ERPing as her almost daily.
Well you see, when an ape and a woman love each other very much...
How could you be so into a traitor?
It's tough competition being best girl, but she is very competitive I guess.
I mean, Mugi is pretty okay too. But she lacks something.
Until Kagamin puts him down like a wild... tree.
Can't we all just get along?
Speaking of cute side characters, the OTHER Hiiragi sisters were pretty damn cute too.
And Yutaka's too sweet to be jealous.
Depends on which is the better victory.
And Tsukasa needs a bit of love before I go to bed. So I'll leave with this.
from where I am now...
any will do ;_;
Oh /a/non, that's the twist
imagine the dark side of Lucky Star Story
>Konata was kidnapped since she was a baby
>Kanata is imaginary waifu, since no real woman like Konata's dad
That's good creepypasta though
Seems like Lucky Star burned through it's meme-ness. Maybe K-On will fall down to the same level in a few years too. Unless they make another movie or something which will probably keep it around.
This thread takes me back to those times when I would read Lucky Star-fanfics and
She's a pro videogame player, expert in VNs, galges and eroges who goes to Comiket and watch anime, her goal in real life is winning the tsundere route. That's good enough for me.
No one in this thread is going to debate that I suspect.
In the first episode, the reason it comes up that Konata doesn't do sports is because she's a very fast runner. When asked why, she answers that if she did sports she'd have to miss her prime-time anime.
She's also very fast in the obligatory sports festival episode.
Pic related, however, is not good at sports.
Don't we all? But she's probably all self-sufficient by now.
I mean it's not like you can't just deck the bitch in the face
Stupid cunt trying to turn me into a normie
There are only even two contenders.
Misao and Konata.
I like to think Konata's out there somewhere writing bitter reviews about how anime has declined since she was in high school.
I like to assume she spends most of her time on /a/ (and /u/.) Remembering her high school days and shitposting about K-On.
Yeah, don't be a creep. Just oggle her like Kagami and the rest of us.
I'm going to date, marry and impregnate Misao.