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I'd feed her semen straight from my penis.

>>121716157
Why should I cook for her? She should cook for me

>>121716435
you're a terrible husbando anon

>>121716157
Hard boiled eggs.

>>121716519
We're talking about dinner anon, not breakfast.

>>121716157
i would make her a creme brulee and hot piping sausage if you knew wot i meant.

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Sum nice haggis

I'd pour my batter into Kirin's oven and let it bake for nine months.

>>121716157
Nothing less than a Manchu-Han Imperial Feast.

>>121716611
I refuse to believe you know how to make that.

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>>121716611
have a spotted dick, bro

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>>121716822
she's fat enough , anon.

>>121716157
why would you eat a pizza like that?

Caesar salad with sliced boiled eggs mixed and seasoned with Dijon mustard.

I'd place her in a highchair, then spoonfeed her applesauce and make her drink milk from a baby bottle.

That's not milk.