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Whose cookies would you eat, /a/?

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Whose cookies would you eat, /a/?
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Retards.
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>>121670078
Cookies on the right as they look tastier. The ones on the left look like they got burnt to shit and probably taste like it as well.
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>>121670078
I make the cookies around here...
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>>121670078
Right, because she's best girl.
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>>121670078
I'll eat Kotori's cake.
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>>121670318
are you the one they call the cook?
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Clocks because she'd probably use her period blood as an ingredient
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>>121670078
Both, because I can.
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Disregard both

Go find Reine and eat her cookies
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>>121670343
Kotori Birthday OVA never
;_;
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>>121670343
>>121670423
Yoshino Fireworks OVA afterwards right?
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>>121670387

HEY!

I'M TRYING TO EAT OVER HERE!
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>>121670343

What does her cake taste like?
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>>121670078
>tfw the one on the left probably dropped them on the floor, fucked up measurements for the ingredients, didn't set the temperature right for optimal cooking and just generally fucked up every process involved with making a decent batch of cookies.
-3/10 would scold mercilessly and tell her to clean up her mess and never attempt to bake cookies again.
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I'll eat a clock.
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Neither

My mom taught me not to take food from strangers
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>>121670666
>Not taking the cookies and on-selling them with a 50% markup at no cost to yourself
nigger do you even into business?
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You people fucking disgust me

Look at the cookies on the left - they were clearly made with love. They might not look perfect but you can tell she tried her best. If you look at her hands she probably has bandages covering cuts and burns she got while she was making them but she still made them for you anyway because of how much you mean to her. Those cookies are made with love.

Now look at the cookies on the RIGHT. All the same shape, all the right color, everything just so bloody 'perfect' - they might as well have been made by a machine. Hell they probably WERE made by a machine. For all you know she just went to the STORE, BOUGHT a package of cookies, stripped off the PACKAGING and just dumped them into a pan and lied about making them herself.

Anyone who doesn't choose left does not deserve cookies or happiness.
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Please put it on anon, you'll look so cute!
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Which episode was this?
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>>121670916
no her cookies are bad and you should feel bad for even considering them worthy of consumption.
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>>121670343
I'd eat her cake too if ya know what I mean.
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>>121670078
The ones one the right because Im German and that means I need ORDNUNG.
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>>121670387
Somehow this sounds arousing.
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>all these fags not choosing both
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Left

Chocolate is gross
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Left

Origami probably shit in the pan.
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>>121670078
>not eating cookies made by clock
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>>121670078
Origami's. She might be a slut, but I trust her cooking skills
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>>121670474
Because it is Kotori, it surely has to be cherries.
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Right, because better girl
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>>121670916
I wonder how that faggot feels right about now knowing that his autism is forever immortalized in delicious stale pasta.
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Both

Then eat clock, tornado twins, imoutos, dyke and rabbit too.
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>>121670916

>she probably has bandages covering cuts and burns she got while she was making them

How the hell do you cut yourself making cookies?

No knives are involved
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>>121670078
>shortbread dough biscuits/cookies
Disgusting plebs.
Salted crackers are the choice of true patricians.
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>>121671566
Tohka is just that stupid
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>>121671566

Papercuts from the cookbook maybe?
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>>121671411
>not strawberries
>when they're right on the fucking cake too
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>>121671483
Also eat the three extras, Rinne, Christmas cake sensei, Nepgear!Origami, Phantom, that bitch that works for Wilcott and everyone in AST.
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>>121670916

>perfect means no love

So the worse the cookies are, the better they are?
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>>121671676
>>121671483

Okay who put aphrodesiacs in the fucking cookies
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Can I just eat the bunny out?
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>>121671676
What's a Rinne?
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>>121671676
>Wilcott
Who?
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>>121671920

No!

She is pure and innocent and not for lewd things
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>>121673944
Can't tell if samefag or not, if not just ignore every post calling Yoshino "bunny" they are clockfags.
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>>121674009
>they are clockfags
Not really, it's just a cute way of calling her.
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So since we have time travel hijinks, considering how Phantom hasn't actually given Origami her powers this time around, but it was channeled from the other timeline, what are the chances she still has that sephira crystal?
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>>121674081
It's an autistic way of calling her, real Kurumifags hate when someone refer to Kurumi as clock same thing happens with real Yoshinofags.
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>>121674174
You've answered your own question.
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>Sample testing an autistic girls cookies.
No thanks I'll stick with Tobichi.
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>>121674203
Pretty sure you're being autistic as fuck here
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>>121670354
No they call him The Cuck
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>>121674286
Why do you think "Kotorifags" and "Yoshinofags" only post in clock threads now? Also just read the last DAL thread, only 1 post call Yoshino bunny.

Link to the thread https://archive.moe/a/thread/121391694/#121391694
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>>121674378
Think what you want, if you need me to start caling her bunny in every thread so I will
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>>121674499
I'm just saying these post are ignored and that could be a problem if you want to talk about Yoshino.
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>>121670078
I'd eat the cookies from both.

What can I say? I like cookies....
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>>121674765
What about burned cookies?
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>>121674800
Still cookies
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The right looks like a tsundere. I don't like tsundere cookies. The left has a cookie with a happy face on it. I'll just take one please.
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>>121674901
Are you blind? The purple one looks like a Tsundere, she's clearly mad.
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>>121674957
Eh, looks more like shock to me.
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>>121675067
She's blushing more and telling you to pick up her cookies first. Sounds like a Tsundere to me.
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Tohka's cookies

She is best.
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>>121675132
She didn't make those cookies though.
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>>121671269
Nothing's more arousing than a yandere.
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>>121675149
Even more of a reason to eat them, at least now i know it won't have random stuff in them unlike Origami's which probably has a drug in them
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The cookies on the left are filled with love and care of an inexperienced pure girl trying her best

The cookies on the right are full of powdered viagra and may contain traces of her hair as well other bodily fluids that she produced while masturbating to her loved ones picture.

I'll take right.
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>>121675180
Tohka sneezed on her cookies, Origami's cookies are fine since Shidou ate both and nothing happened.
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>>121670354
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>>121675255
>this thread, the bullying thread and the Miku bait thread
Did I miss something?
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>>121675494
>>121675255
Didn't mean to reply.
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tailred best imouto best dal
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>>121675548
Go back to the clock thread.
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>>121670409
>10 gfs
>spirits are 11
Tohko confirmed for dead.
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>tfw no Origami cameo in Neptunia games

Somebody kill me
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>>121675699
The designs alone are a reference.
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>>121670078
Both.

The ones on the left look like shit but you can tell she put a lot of work into making them from all the different shapes and stuff on them. If I didn't eat them I'd feel bad.

The ones on the right look really tasty, she clearly put a lot of work into them, actual work. Good tasting, good looking work. While not as obvious she deeply cares that you eat them.

I'd eat one from the left first, then one from the right. A hopefully subtle way of masking the taste of the left with the taste of the right. While it would a lot of the rights taste, for no real reason, it is a sacrifice that needs to be made.

And I could just ask her to make more later when we are alone. This would be another easy way to tell her I prefer hers a lot more.
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>>121670078
I would willingly partake of Origami's date rape cookies.
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>>121676253
>>121675149
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>not wanting Origami to drug you into submission then force feed you viagra, then ride you until she drains all your semen and you impregnate her
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>>121676478
Origami pls.
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>hot girl who will literally do anything you want
>refuse her

If I was Shidou, things would be different around here.
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>>121676776
>choosing an average tier girl over spirits
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>>121676817
>top in grades
>top in athletics
>rated hottest girl in the school

>average
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>>121676776
She didn't even like him though, she was just shoveling her burden on to him. plus he was busy trying to save the other girls and she was just getting in his way.
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>>121676874
>spirits are far better in athletics
>spirits are better looking
>fights like a retard
>ends up killing her own parents because this
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>die from bowel explosion or eat roofies and get raped

Answer is obvious.
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>>121677030
>>121675149
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>>121676980
>>ends up killing her own parents because this
Will never get old
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The ones belonging to whoever brings me milk first as I don't eat cookies without milk.
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>>121677309
So Origami?
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>>121677309
>/NorthPole/
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>>121670078
I only watched like five episodes of this but Tohka was clearly the best girl.
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>>121677802
>Tohka
>best girl
Retard.
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>>121677802
Tohko a shit
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>>121678011
Origami pls go
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>>121671009
I want to fap into both cups and have her wear it afterwards.
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>>121677802
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Miku is worst girl
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>>121670078
>left = rabies, aids, poison
>right = rufies, aphrodisiacs, viagra
Well at least one won't kill me.
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>>121679234
>left = you can rape her
>right = would kill your family
The choice is obvious.
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>>121671472
That faggot was right, tho.
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>>121679542
Are you that faggot?
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>>121679542
>>121679583
>https://archive.moe/a/thread/121489507/#121525701
Smalltime, this is a real faggot and probably the same one
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>>121679583
>>121679662
>he must be a samefag!
origami pls
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>>121679962
No, really. He must be the only tohkafag who still gets this mad at the bullying and puts some much rage in every post.
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>>121670801
>50% markup

So 0.00$ then?
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>>121680185
>he still thinks 0 is a thing
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>>121680121
>I implore you stop this nonsense before things turn ugly for you will not like the outcome.
The guy is either reverse flagging or just a literal autist, I'll give you that.
However:
>She's ignorant to the ways of world. Not fucking retarded.
That doesn't negates some of the points. Nobody takes seriously the jokes of "tohka retarded" after it has been shown and explained on the LNs so many times what her real problem is.
If there's someone that believes it he must be really retarded or just very naive.

But yeah, the post of "hurr durr right are made with love" is just plain autism considering these threads are always opinions vs jokes.
And no, I'm not him.
Oh btw, here's another pearl from these threads: https://archive.moe/a/search/filename/absolute%20cancer/
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>>121670387
Well that makes it more nutritious, a iron-rich cookie.
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>>121670078
>not both
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>>121680632
>https://archive.moe/a/search/filename/absolute%20cancer/
Of course nobody takes the "tohka is a retard" posts seriously, that's what the bullying is about and Tohkafags know it.
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>>121680632
I remember that guy and the Kotori hater.
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>>121680811
>that's what the bullying is about and Tohkafags know it
god, I love colorwars
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Why is Tohka so fucking stupid?
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>>121680977
She's a toddler.
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>>121680986

I question your definition of 'toddler' you weirdo
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>>121681481
She is not even 1 year old.
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>>121670916

What a hateful and superficial little piece of shit you are.

Right may have autism or be an alien robot, but that doesn't mean she has no feelings. Being good at things is no crime and only insecure losers would think to see it as a fault. Fuck, you even accuse her of fraud for no reason! Clearly you're the one who doesn't deserve cookies.

I'd eat all their cookies not just because im going for harem end since im not a faggot, but also because I like cookies and even the one's on the left would probably taste well enough.

But why didn't clock make me cookies?
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>>121681577
>Eating anything prepared by clock.
Literally asking to die/get raped/both
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>>121681577

Because she wants you to be her cookies
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Fact: girls with flat chests are always terrible cooks

No exceptions
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