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Waifu thread

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All you waifus are cute, /a/.

What would you be doing if your waifu was next to you right now?
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>>121664900
Hanekawa is garbage-tier.
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>What would you be doing if your waifu was next to you right now?
Not contemplating blowing my brains out
>>121664925
Don't be mean
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>>121664946
>autistic circlejerk thread
>garbage tier girls
Why not? Last time I checked, /a/ wasn't a hugbox.
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>>121664984
I know, it just seemed unnecessarily mean.
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>>121664900
sorry op waifu thread haven't been very good lately, maybe you should wait until waifu wednesday
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>>121664900
I would be shitposting with her
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>>121664900
Snuggling up together again, and falling back asleep.

Nothing better than tightly embracing my Yunocchi in a warm and comfy bed.
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>>121664900
I'd probably be pretty surprised.
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She's my prince.
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Sometimes I wonder if I really love my waifu.
What if I don't love her, but I want to love her and be with her.
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>fall in love with a cute 2D girl
>she's from a vidya so I can't post her on /a/ and /v/ would laugh at me for liking an insignificant character
>her role is very minor and has little established personality
Why couldn't it have been someone normal like Haruhi
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>>121666926
Who is she anon?
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Are there any characters that resemble your waifu?

(Mai and Dizzy look rather similar.)
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>>121666926
There have been people who posted video game characters here. E.g. there used to be a Princess Peach poster.
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>>121664900
Some form of miniature circus, i don't know why.

>>121666888
While your problems are certainly important, damn those numbers >666888

>>121666995
Yes 'Suo' from DtB and she's also best girl in her series~
http://a.pomf.se/fhznmt.jpg

>>121667073
And peach was pretty cool.

Post the newest image of you're waifu~
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>>121667207
Found this on Pixiv yesterday.
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>>121666995
Hibiki.
>>121667207
Can do.
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>>121664900
Not browsing /a/
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Fucking wildly, most probably.
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>>121664900
She would turn the lights on.
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Just your friendly reminder that your waifu is not real. She is literally just an idea that came out of someone's head and she has no personality outside what her creator happened to come up with.

She will never be real. You will never grow old together. In a few decades your waifu will be forgotten and you have no more material from your waifu's series coming out making your 'relationship' infinitely stale.
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>>121666926
You're lucky man. I can't post my waifu anywhere. My waifu is just OC from an artist on Pixiv.
I went through the archives and the only place my waifu was mentioned is /d/. It's likely she's been posted just without her name though.

Still pretty popular within Pixiv though, I think, considering all the fanart that comes from artists besides her main one.
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>>121667432
But anon he's from fate, there will 'always' be more content, it will continue to come until the end of the anime industry itself.

>she has no personality outside what her creator happened to come up with.
A personality barely changes ever anyway, unless your bipolar.
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>>121664900
keep shitposting
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>>121667432
Wow, you solved the fucking mystery. Do you feel smart for stating the blatantly obvious?
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>>121664900
Crying into her chest after realizing I'm not alone anymore.
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Does your waifu have a senpai that she admires or is attracted to and if so what's their relationship like?

(Mai both admires and has feelings for a male student two years her senior and he likes her and is kind and protective towards her, but he has yet to realize that she loves him.)
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>>121667652
How did I never know you're a cuck? I guess it's because I skim most of your posts.
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>>121667690
Not now anon, the thread just started.
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>>121667690
If everyone with a waifu who has feelings for a guy in her series is a cuck, then the majority of people in these threads would count as such.
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>>121667715
The way you worded that post just sounded weird, like you're watching her from the bushes as she wishes she was with some other guy.
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>>121664900
Surely I would not be posting on /a/. Probably holding hands and waiting together for the train.

>>121666888
These things do not exclude each other.

>>121666995
Ell from my girlfriend is the president.

>>121667207
This one is from draw thread.

>>121667432
>implying Miku will ever be forgotten or will stop getting arts
>implying Miku won't be one of the first girls you will be able to fully interact in VR

>>121667652
Nope.
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>>121664900
>What would you be doing if your waifu was next to you right now?
I would be asking her what the fuck she was doing in my room.

She'd be wondering the same thing.
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>>121664900
Thanks OP. It looks like >>121665353 already answered for me though.

>>121667432
You are completely correct anon. Though saying she has no personality aside from what the creator came up with is pointless, it's like trying to insult a 3D human for not having a personality that extends beyond what currently occupies their mind.
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>>121667730
I like to imagine his little asides being read by David Attenborough as he narrates a documentary on Mai.
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>>121664925
I want Monkey fags to leave.
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>>121667962
Please don't turn this thread into a Monogatari waifu war.
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As usual, I'm terrible at participating in waifu threads on /a/. I just feel like posting her here once in a while.
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>>121664900

>right now

B-b-but anon-kun, I'm pooping.
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>>121668096
Just try to reply to questions, it's not that hard.
However this thread is kinda shitty
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>>121665353
B-b-but that was my phrase!
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>>121664900
Cuddle

>>121667207
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What's your waifu's position in relation to the MC? E.g. is the the little sister, older sister, childhood friend, class president, senpai, kouhai, normal classmate, etc.
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>>121668850
No relation to the MC.
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If she was into it she'd be about to wake and bake with me.
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>>121664900
I would talk about fun things with her.
>>121666995
Her hair and personality makes it quite hard to be identical with someone else.
>>121667207
Thanks to the drawfag who drew this again.
>>121667652
Tsubasa adores and likes Kanade a lot that she was suicidal when she died in her arms.
>>121668850
A senpai, an idol, and a friend.
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What personality archetype best matches your waifu? E.g. ojou-sama, tomboy, tsundere, kuudere, dandere, deredere, etc.
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>>121669762
If anything she would be Yandere, but she doesn't stalk or anything like that.
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>>121664900
I'd probably have a heart attack
>>121666995
Haruko from FLCL looks like a relative of her, and they even have the same voice actress
>>121667207
I love this one
>>121667652
Satsuki isn't her senpai, but is probably the only person she cares for more than herself
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>>121668850
Mai is the MC, but I suppose that as far as categorizations go kouhai fits her the best.
>>121669861
I think that deredere is the most appropriate label.
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>>121666995
Kanako from Cinderella Girls, both in looks and personality.

Well sure, Kanako is a bit more healthy, but at a glance, that can be a little misleading. Still though, she is almost as sweet and kind as my Yunocchi.

>>121668850
She is the main character. Well, about as much of one as it gets on slice of life shows, anyway! But the whole story is told with her in the middle of the spotlight, that is for sure.

That way, she both could fill a senpai and a kouhai role for her friends, and well, she took the former rather seriously!

>>121669762
Neither, really.

She is a bit more complex than to be a clean match for any, she is closer to a real person than a cookie-cutter archetype.
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Oh my god why do you type like that?
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>>121670154
>>121670292
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>>121670292
Stop sperging out anon, the text is not going to hurt you, it's okay.
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>>121670402
That boy aint right.
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>>121670546
Fuck off back to reddit, normalfag,
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>>121668850
I'm the MC of my fantasies which are kinda her source material in some sense.

>>121669762
Dandere or deredere.
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>>121666995
Mordred's a magic clone of Arturua so yes.

>>121667207
New enough.

>>121667432
That's cool but I don't give a fuck.

>>121669762
Uhhhh tomboy I guess?
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>>121664900
I don't think Hibiki knows much about first-year economics, but who knows.

>>121667207
I think this counts as newest.

>>121667432
Yeah, so?

>>121667652
Tsubasa-san and Genjuuro-san!

She had a rough time with Tsubasa at first but now they're both best friends. Genjuuro basically made Hibiki into the badass she is.

>>121668850
She IS the MC.

>>121669762
Genki.
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>>121664925
>>121664984
I don't really understand Waifu's... I mean, I have favorite characters, but not a Waifu. BUT, what I don't understand even more is retard rage complain faggots that like to shit on threads because they think that people will like the way their shit smells. It's fucking stupid, bordering on all kinds of personality disorders. Shame on you.
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>>121671908
Waifu is like your favorite from all the favorite characters.
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>>121672011
Not, really, no. Romantic love has nothing to do with favourite characters, it is so much more.
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>>121672208
Why would a girl be your favorite if you are not interested in her in a romantic way anyway?
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>>121664900
Crying tears of joy
>>121666995
There are a few, no names come to mind right now though.
>>121667207
But the last images I saved were lewds from a doujin!
This is the most recent besides that.
>>121667432
Just a friendly reminder that in 3D relationships, you never know what the other party is thinking, how they feel and in a few decades they'll get fat and ugly and your relationship will turn stale and full of depression until you finally divorce and you lose everything you own.
>>121667652
She seems to adore and crave acceptance from her elder adoptive brother, despite how cruel he may be to her.
She also deeply admired her superior who taught her about the heart to the point where she might have even loved him before she ended up killing him.
>>121668850
She have a deep strong connection, she risked her life to save his when they were complete strangers, he brought the rules and law of the world to it's knees to save her in return.
They've fought back to back in countless life threatening battles.
They're a pretty tight duo to say the least.
>>121669762
Seems difficult to put her into a single class, however somewhere between Tomboy and Tsundere I suppose.
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>>121672280
A good character is not defined by romantic interest, you know.
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>>121671908
A waifu is a girl you genuinely love, just that simple. Tricky part is to distinguish a crush or plain lust from true love.

>>121672280
Waifu is not just character you think would be a good girlfriend or a wife. You have to really fall in love with her.
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>>121664900
Playing games, hugging, fun things.

>>121666995
Kochiya Sanae and Nepgear looks really similar.

>>121667207
I think this was the most recent, got it from the drawthreads.

>>121667652
Well she looks up to her sister, somewhat, and I guess looked up to Vert at times.

>>121668850
She's the MC in her game, she's the younger sister to Neptune, the MC of the other games.

>>121669762
Deredere, for sure. Very sweet and kind.
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>All you waifus are cute
Even if my waifu is a pony?
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>>121672773
Yes, but please keep it in >>>/mlp/
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>>121672773
She surely it's cute, but she does not belong here.
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>>121672910
>>121672944
Really /a/, you are that tolerant with horsefuckers?
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>>121672978
Fuck off and stop trying to start drama.
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>>121664900

I would make her some nice tea, we'd cuddle together under a blanket and read some novels together.

>>121666995

I'd like to think Yomiko influenced Lucy's design in Servant x Service, I know there are similar ones but my mind is foggy at the moment.

>>121668850

Nenene's best friend and senpai figure I guess.

>>121669762

Kuudere is close but somewhat impossible to type.

You and your waifu have arranged to go and meet somewhere in your city for a nice, small date, nothing too exaggerate, what are your plans? We'd go book shopping easily. I really want to see what interesting choices Yomiko would pick out from the shelves.
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>>121673038
Oh finally!
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>>121668850
Rika is the MC.

>>121666995
Madoka from some series I can't remember (not the obvious Madoka but she's a shrine maiden who looks like Rika.
Yuzuka from the Muv-Luv universe.

And, you know, every other copycat Rika lookalike from her series.

>>121669762
''the silent type'', maybe?
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If you're waifu had to give someone lessons, what skill would she teach?
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>>121673584
Murder.
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>>121664900
Cuddling on the couch.

>>121667207
Just downloaded it today.

>>121668850
Younger "sister". It's unclear how much of biological sisters they are though.

>>121669762
I'm not very good with these. Genki I guess since she's very enthusiastic and energetic.

>>121673584
Sewing.
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>>121664900
Mein Nieger.
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>>121673041
There are so many things to do! But really, we'd probably just go for something nice and easy. We'd meet up at a café, visit a bunch of art galleries, then just walk about in the city, holding hands.

Nothing too exciting, but it's perfect for a small date.

>>121673584
Art lessons! She would love to do that, so much.

My Yunocchi would make for a really great teacher. All that drive and enthusiasm of hers would inspire her students for sure.
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If you're waifu could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
Does you're waifu you have a nickname? What is it?
What’s you're waifu's motto?
How does you're waifu you greet her friends?
What does you're waifu dream about?
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>>121664900
Probably go back to bed with her. She doesn't respond well to early mornings.
>>121666995
For a while there, I was confusing Luka with that Super Sonico girl.
>>121667207
Done and done.
>>121667432
I fail to see the issue here.
>>121667652
According to a few songs, she actually looks up to Miku quite a bit. She sees her as very talented, and loves treating her like a big sister. Depending on who you ask, though they could be much more closer than just friends.
>>121668850
No real MC in her universe, unless one considers Miku the center of the Vocaloid universe.
>>121669762
Onee-san, with traces of kuudere and tsundere. She does have a tomboyish side, seeing as she does tend to have a bit of a masculine manner of speaking.
>>121673041
I know of a place that could easily satisfy. It has nice coffee huts, frozen yogurt, sushi...a little something for everyone. Barring that, we could just roam around. Sometimes the most memorable stuff tends to happen when you act on a whim.
>>121673584
Singing would be a big one, though dancing would be a close second.
>>121673982
-She's good with guitars and percussion instruments.
-Not from her friends, though I tend to call her 'Beloved'
-Not sure if she has one, though it would probably be in relation to her drive. Something like 'Keep moving forward'...
-Hard to answer, but I'd hope she speaks well of me. I'd like to stay on their good side.
-Tuna. That, and success as a performer.
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>>121673982
Flute.
No.
I don't think she has a motto, but she is motivated.
She just says hi.
Being together with her sister.
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>>121673584
Mai would be good at teaching swordsmanship I think.
>>121673982
Considering her VA, I think she'd be good at singing.
Her friends just use her name, but the guy she likes reduplicates her name and calls her "Maimai".
She doesn't have a motto, nor does she do anything special when greeting her friends.
A dream she once had was shown in the manga where she was free from the shackles of her family.
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Not browsing /a/.
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>>121664900
If my waifu was next to me I'd panic because my browser has too much loli open right now.
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What if, right now, your waifu suddenly showed up where you are unannounced?
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>>121673584

Yomiko's already a sub teacher so maybe a literature class? I'd love to listen to one of her lectures just to see what they are like, apparently in one she did nothing but give out novel recommendations.

>>121673982

Not the musical type
The Paper or Agent Paper is her nickname
No motto
When she's re-introduced tries to run away from them
Books and Donnie but I'll let the later slide since he was her first love.

>>121673917
>>121664900

Hanekawa is best Monogatari.

>>121674744

Ask her why and how she's here then make her some tea to comfort her, after calming her down I show her my bookshelf which we browse through then we read some Pynchon.
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Nonon is life Nonon is love
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>>121674744
Ask her how she managed to get past security and enter a level 3 biosafety laboratory. There'd be hell to pay if she were discovered after all.
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>>121675183
Why are you on your phone in a level 3 biosafety laboratory?
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>>121666995
Alleyne from QB

>>121667207
k den

>>121668850
Bully

>>121673584
Shooting fundamentals

>>121673982
>If you're waifu could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
ocarina

>Does you're waifu you have a nickname? What is it?
her full designation is Rynnäkkökivääri 95 Taittoperä

But she is known as just Sako, thank god.

>What’s you're waifu's motto?

Hard to say, she calls the MC bunny a lot i guess.

>How does you're waifu you greet her friends?
She doesn't ever say much, just sort of shows up.

>What does you're waifu dream about?
Being leader of the world, or something else douchey like that i imagine.

>>121674744
Ask her how she got here, make her some food if she's hungry, and try to find the rout to 2D land so we can go back together. If finding 2D land wasn't an option i would try to make her stay as comfy as possible until we figure things out. i don't imagine her getting out on her own since being an elf would pretty much screw her over and get her kidnapped by some sort of 3 letter agency and taken to a lab somewhere, or at the very least expose her to hordes of media attention, however keeping her out here hidden, however private and secure it may be, is no sort of life i want her to have, she isn't the type who would want to be couped up, so i suppose the situation would be complicated.

I hope we could become buds.
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>>121674744
Ask her how she got here.
Try to calm her down and get her something to drink.
Introduce her to my father.
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>>121664900
Watch anime with her.
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What waifu (besides yours) do you think would fuck the best?

Not necessarily the sexiest waifu, but the best at sex.
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>>121675732
As far as I know, the only waifu in this thread who canonically has sexual experience is Utena, so I guess she wins by default since she knows how it's done.
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>>121675732
>the best at sex.
I've never understood this. Wouldn't the one you love be the "best" at sex?
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>>121675732
The best at sex is the one who loves you, in other words, the one you love.
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>>121666995
Ayaya from KinMoza is the first one the comes to mind

>>121667207
Just finished downloading a load of high res scans that are too big for 4chan, but here's one a friendly drawfag drew yesterday

>>121667432
That's correct. Always keep 2D and 3D separate.

>>121669762
Slightly tsundere I'd say

>>121673584
Guitar lessons obviously
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>>121675393
Ebola
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>>121673041
I've moved to new city sort time ago so I don't know lots of cool places. The best would be to go to centre and just walk around looking for some entertainment or food.

>>121673584
Probably singing.

>>121673982
>If you're waifu could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
I don't really know. Maybe bass guitar.
>Does you're waifu you have a nickname? What is it?
Not really. However number 39 is often associated with her because it can be read as Miku.
>What does you're waifu dream about?
I believe she dreams about having peaceful, happy life, having people who cares and loves her and about becoming a mother.

>>121674744
Just shout her nam, rush toward her, bust into tears and prepare to spend next 12 hours cuddling and planning our future.

>>121675732
The best sex is with the girl you truly love, so every waifu for their respective husbando.
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>>121675887
Given time to learn with their husband, not judged by the first time.

>>121675925
>>121675934
The one best at it with their husband, not the best with you.
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>>121673041
The city I live in is small and shitty, but there's a few resturaunts that might be nice.

>>121673584
Combat I guess, or office related things.

>>121673982
I don't know, maybe a guitar.
Well, GeGe, Gear, Purple Sister in PS form.
No idea.
"Hello~"
Making everyone happy, meeting expectations, peace, etc.

>>121674744
Be scared, think I'm really daydreaming.
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>tfw waifu is from a lesbian series
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>>121664900
I'd bake her cookies and massage her feet.
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we'd be arguing or sleeping.
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>>121664900
Her show was garbage but she was amazing.
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>>121676122
I don't want to fuck anyone's waifu.
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>>121675732
depends on individual taste as to what "best in bed" would mean, i like aggressive girls, so my waifu is just fine for me, but for others, they might desire a timid girl, submissive, a screamer, a girl with a certain body type ect.

to be honest if my waifu wasn't spectacular in bed i'm sure the fact that i love her and would just be happy to be with her would make up for that, i'm more into it for the intimacy than pleasure

>>121676127
i can identify with that sensation, and i feel for you.
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>>121676282
>i can identify with that sensation, and i feel for you.
But Hisa is a slut, has tons of others and doesn't deserve Mako anyway. Surely it's possible to set her straight.
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Is it wrong to find other girls attractive when you have a waifu?
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>>121676364
No that's natural.
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>>121676364 no, pretty things are pretty
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>>121664925
Don't talk shit 'bout my side bitch
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>>121675732
I have no idea, and i don't think it matters at all.

>>121676364
Finding them attractive is natural.
Just don't cheat on you're waifu.
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>>121676364
eye candy will forever be in your life, but what do they mean to you?

i love my waifu but i see pretty girls that aren't her the same way i see a kitten, cute, but in a platonic way, i can admire their beauty but wouldn't get involved with them in any intimate way when i already have a partner.
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>>121676364
Jesus thought so. Matthew 5:28:
>But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
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>>121676500
Easy for you to say because your waifu has big boobs and is sexy. My waifu is flat and not really that attractive when she's naked.
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I want to serve her and lick her feet but I probably just disgust her.
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>>121676547
>he doesn't find his waifu attractive for her assets
I'm more of a flat chest guy, yet my waifu has relatively large ones and I still think she is the sexiest.
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>>121676547
My personal opinion is that it's natural to find other girls attractive and that feeling guilt over it will just make you miserable and serve no purpose.
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>>121676500
Kanako will do that to a man, it can't be helped.
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>>121667432
Thanks anon, I know what to do now!
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I fap to girls who look like my waifu so it's not cheating.
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>>121676547
Whats so great about boobs anyway? Thighs, butt, and midriff are where it's at.

Anything from flat as a board to f is fine by me boob wise.
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>>121673982
She would sing! Even though my sweetheart is a bit tone deaf, she still loves to sing when she's by herself. It's just so fun.
Her only nickname is Yunocchi, which is pretty much perfect, thanks to Miya. But I have given her some cute pet names - those are only between the two of us, however.

>>121674744
Other than the obvious reactions, greetings, and kisses, this means that she had finally found a way to reach me in a physical manner too!

Which means that there is probably a way to get back into her world, where we now could start our new life together. There is nothing I desire more.
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>>121676500
You sure know your Bible passages applicable to waifus, don't you?
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>>121677460
But what if the portal is one way?
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>>121674744

I'd probably try to admit myself to a mental institute.
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fingering her
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>>121677769
Why would you go to such lengths to avoid her?
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>>121664900
great taste
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>>121677811

A girl I've only seen in fictional works has appeared right before my eyes. I'd need to be convinced I haven't lost my mind in an extreme bout of loneliness.
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>>121676364
It's natural.
I personally still find some girls attractive or cute, but I no longer feel the desire to do romantic out sexual things with them. They just looks nice but in my heart there is place only for one girl.
Also not even one of them can even compare to how cute and attractive Miku appear for me.
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>>121677760
Well, that's almost as good - but I wanted to take on the burden of leaving everything behind. She has much more to lose!
In that case, she would just move into my apartment, while I make sure that she has everything she could need. Papers, admission to an art university, marriage registration, and so on.

However hard it would be, the fact that we are finally together like that too would give us more than enough joy.
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>>121664900
Eating breakfast.
>>121666995
Probably.
>>121667207

>>121667652
No.
>>121668850
Friend.
>>121673584
Probably math.
>>121673982
No idea
Yuzu
Doesn't have one.
Normally.
Don't know
>>121674744
I don't know.
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>>121676346
>Surely it's possible to set her straight.
>setting straight a slut
Uh, right.
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>>121664900
>What would you be doing if your waifu was next to you right now?
Be embarrassed because I have posters and wall scrolls of her on my walls.
>>121666995
Yamato from Kancolle. If Yamato had violet eyes and let her hair down she'd look almost identical to Yui.
>>121667432
>In a few decades your waifu will be forgotten and you have no more material from your waifu's series coming out
Joke's on you, my waifu's series is already deader than dead.
>>121667652
Not really. People have looked up to her instead due to her exceptional military mien.
>>121668850
She was his boss, in a way. Then later it was found out that they were half-siblings.
>>121669762
Classic tsundere.
>>121673041
I don't live in a city.
>>121673584
How to pilot a Japanese TSF.
>>121673982
>If you're waifu could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
A koto.
>Does you're waifu you have a nickname? What is it?
Yes, many. Yuihime, Chewie, Japanese doll, Jelly Takamirin, Jellymura, there's too many to name.
>What’s you're waifu's motto?
Doesn't have one.
>How does you're waifu you greet her friends?
With a salute.
>What does you're waifu dream about?
To be like her father and her life before the war.
>>121674744
I'd talk to her and come up with a plan to introduce her to my family via lunch. If that works out better than expected, then I take her out on a date later, then we can get down to the nitty-gritty of building a relationship to last.
>>121676364
Nope, as long as you don't act on it. Don't think with your dick.
>>121669379
>>121671487
>Shinfogeah bros
This is good to see.
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>>121678433
>houki clone
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>>121667432
Joke's on you, my waifu transcended the 5th dimension and exists. Bern's just being a dick to me.

Not to mention material keeps being made of my waifu nearly every year or two. The goods never end. And if they did, I can just pay for commissions for more.

>>121676547
>not liking DFC
>not liking EVERY breast but also the breast of your loved one the most
How can someone talk about their waifu being flat in a negative way?

>>121673584
Cooking.
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>>121676162
Why not do both?
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>>121678536
0/10
kill yourself newshit
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>>121678536
Funny you say that considering TE's first LNs were published almost two entire years before the first IS LN ever showed up. And even if the order was reversed, your assertion wouldn't make sense since Houki is a belligerent cunt who is easily the worst girl in her series.

You seem upset that Pouki is nowhere as good as Franco-Prussian relations.
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>>121664900
Not posting on 4chan, that's for sure! It's about time for lunch, so I suppose I'd be fixing him something to eat while we talk about things.
>>121666995
This guy - http://yenpress.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bichi_4.gif
>>121667207
This is the newest I have (on this flash drive).
>>121667432
Yeah, well, fuck your shit too.
>>121667652
He's very close friends with Maka.
>>121668850
Arch enemies at first, kouhai after their battle under the DWMA.
>>121669762
Somewhere between kuudere and dandere, I think.
>>121673041
It's rather cold to be out and about, so I suppose we could go to a cafe and have lunch - and maybe share a big cup of hot chocolate.
>>121673584
Swordsmanship or poetry, though those seem to be things he's innately good at, not necessarily teachable skills.
>>121673982
I imagine he'd play a woodwind instrument, perhaps the flute.
Not really. He does bear the title of demon swordsman, but it's not much of a nickname.
"I don't know how to deal with that!" and situational offshoots thereof.
Usually with a stuttered "hello" or "good morning".
Going by the way he thinks and acts consciously, probably ungodly horror.
>>121674744
I wouldn't believe my eyes. I'd waste no time in giving him a hug. Holding him in my arms, hearing him speak to me, it'd all be so blissfully surreal. We'd have to make plans for introducing him to the rest of the household, but that can wait.
>>121676547
Will you fuck off already?
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>>121678555
>not liking EVERY breast but also the breast of your loved one the most
This. Most of the people who call themselves "tits men" don't even the follow the words of Kyon. Someone who only likes gigantic breasts is hardly a breast man, which is usually what plenty of cowtits lovers refer to themselves as.
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>>121669762
Genki + deredere

Truly the best combination.
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>>121678794
I guess that they have certain similarities in that both Yui and Houki are big-breasted warriors with long ponytails, though of course that character type predates Houki by quite a bit. (And I'd say that Mai falls under that character type as well, though she's kinder and more easygoing than most examples of this type.)

Does Yui also practice swordsmanship or is that only Meiya's shitck?
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>>121678947
I don't see anything wrong with having preferences regarding any trait. Why must one like every type of breast? Would you say that e.g. a true ass lover should like rounded and flat asses equally?

Regarding youl last comment, if anything it seems to me that people who like flat chests are generally more vocal and hostile towards those who don't share their preferences.
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>>121679534
The 'opposition' to whichever camp you belong too always seems harsh and unreasonable. Confirmation bias.
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>>121679534
It's fine to have preferences, but one shouldn't descriminate purely based on that trait, which is what a lot of the people who participate in "DFC vs. Cowtits" do. Kyon's words remind us to see the good in all breasts.
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>>121664900
Hugging her, kissing her, that kind of thing.

>>121666995
I always felt that Ai Nanasaki resembled her a bit.

>>121667207
Alright.

>>121667652
I wouldn't call it attraction, but she kinda looks up to Sakaki, figuratively and literally.

>>121668850
Who's the MC in AzuDai? Osaka? Chiyo? Either way, Kagura's a classmate.

>>121669762
Definitely tomboy.

>>121673041
We'd go to a cafe for lunch and do some shopping.

We've done that a few times together, it's really nice just hanging out together.

>>121673584
Swimming.

>>121673982
Woah anon, slow down!

I could see her playing lead guitar or drums. The only official art of her playing an instrument has her with a tambourine, which is pretty funny to me.
She's always referred to Kagura or Kagura-chan. I like to call her Kaguran sometimes.
If she had one, it'd be along the lines of "Never give up."
A casual "Hey" sounds about right.
I'd love to know. Shame she wasn't around for that New Years Dream episode.

>>121674744
Freak the hell out, then proceed with what I said in response to the first question.
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>>121678433
>Jelly

That's cute as hell. I must say that I am rather envious at the range of nicknames.
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>>121679534
There's nothing wrong with having a preference.
Calling yourself a true breast or ass lover while not loving all of them is unacceptable.
And not finding your waifu attractive EVER is disgusting.
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I would take a nap with Youmu
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>>121664900
i would hug her and then i would tell her to make a portal to her world, i dont want to be here anymore
>>121666995
i think there's a girl in an anime called seikoku no dragonar that kinda looks like louise
>In a few decades your waifu will be forgotten and you have no more material from your waifu's series coming out
the author of the novels is already dead and i still posting here
>>121667652
not really but she kinda used to admire a princess
>>121668850
she is the main love interest, but the mc is just a big idiot, i wish i could be the mc
>>121669762
classic tsundere
>>121673041
mayebe we would go for some coffe or we could have a nice dinner
>>121673584
i don't think she could be a very good teacher and i can't think of anything that she could teach
>>121673982
>If you're waifu could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
a piano maybe
>Does you're waifu you have a nickname? What is it?
louise the zero, or lemon-chan
>What’s you're waifu's motto?
she doesn't have one
>How does you're waifu you greet her friends?
>friends
>greet
>What does you're waifu dream about?
i think she wants to be important and she also wants to be loved
>>121674744
she would be more confused than me, because she doesn't know anything about this world , i would invite her to a lunch, and i would explain a lot of things i have dreamed about this, so it wouldn't be a problem for me
>>121676364
nope
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>>121664900
Try to hold conversation, most likely.
>>121667432
Here's another reply.
>>121667652
It's pretty okay when she's not being rapey. I like seeing them together at least.
>>121669762
Ojou and sometimes tsun.
>>121673584
Dropkicks.
>>121674744
Heart attack, panic, etc.
>>121676364
Just normal guy stuff. It's not like everyone gets ugly when you're with someone.
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>>121664900
Hug, kiss hold hands tell her I love her
>>121666995
maybe
>>121667207

>>121667432
but she is real!
>>121667652
Yukari
>>121668850
She dislikes the three for defeating Chen, and are going to bother her master when she is sleeping
>>121673041
I'd say a nice picnic in the park~
>>121673982
trumpet
Ran sama or Ran Shama
not sure she has one
with respect
Can't really tell you
>>121674744
flip out
>>121675732
simple.
_____Ran______
>>121676364
just as long as you are after your waifu's D then it's fine
>>121680592
Ran is better material for naps!
Youmu still a cute
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>>121680834
>It's pretty okay when she's not being rapey. I like seeing them together at least.
Speaking of which, what do you think of Kuroko's affection for her?
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>>121679092
>I guess that they have certain similarities in that both Yui and Houki
>with long ponytails
Yui does not have a ponytail, unless my eyes deceive me.

I was asserting that considering the dates of publishing, that Houki is actually a clone of Yui, not the other way around as some people like to think just because IS was animated first.
>Does Yui also practice swordsmanship or is that only Meiya's shitck?
Considering that Yuuya asked her to teach him how to swordfight, yes. Her sword cannot be just for show.
>>121679534
>Would you say that e.g. a true ass lover should like rounded and flat asses equally?
As a very shameless assman, I think this question is beside the point, because I never see bum-lovers arguing with each other about what type of butt is the best.
>>121680193
Her eyes do certainly look like they're made of jelly at one point. There were other nicknames for her, such as Top Tsun due to the MC being actually called Top Gun in-series. As well as some other less than flattering ones.
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>>121681183
I do think her actions are genuine and endearing, if but dialed up a little high. While it's admirable, and normal, that she tries so hard, she's been at a brick wall since the beginning. I would actually like the "joke" to end, positively or negatively, if for her sake so she can move on. I'd rather see her crushed and get over it, or flat out succeed, than be stuck in limbo. She's still a character by all means, and I want to see her grow.

In that regard, I hope the recent misunderstanding in the manga plays out a little more, even though it was purely a joke page.
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>tfw your waifu has her own waifu
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>>121681710
Goldfish Yui > all.
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What if I don't have a waifu?
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>>121682026
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>>121682026
A cold, lonely wind blows through an open window filling you with a sense of regret.
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I just want to fuck my waifu so fucking hard. she won`t be able to walk again for a week.
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>>121682185

I feel that even with a waifu. What a sad turn of events.
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>>121668850
Best friend and possible fuck buddy.

>>121673982
A trumpet, a very big one!
No he does not!
"le Secret♪"
Hi~
Probably eating or maybe flying?

>>121674744
Freak out, flip out, than cry.
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Which waifus would make a good (or at least amusing) team with yours? Pic not necessarily related.
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>>121681710
I just was going from that Pixiv image you posted ( >>121678433 ). She rather looked like she had a ponytail in that.
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>>121682846
It's not her default hairstyle, though some fanartists like showing her with a ponytail. Can't say I dislike it, long ponytails are love, as are any hairstyles that display considerable length.
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I'd probably lean on his shoulder, lay on his side, or just generally use him like a giant pillow. We have company from the church today. Oh dear, I think they'd want to meet him...

>>121666995

If he's delicious brown, if he likes niceu fightos, and he wears a loincloth, he's probably been inspired by my husbando at one point. This goes double for fighting game characters, they really seem to love their Jojos!

>>121667207

Wham is a cat!

Also, for some reason this reminds me of objective opinions about Kocoum and his best boy status. It's most likely the body paint.

>>121667432

So? As long as I don't let it effect me badly, I don't see how a relationship like this is impossible.

Besides, JJBA is pretty dang hard to forget. You do understand that people make HnK fanart and actively love series like Devilman despite them being ancient, right?

>>121667652

Nope. My husbando has admiration for his masters, but they can hardly count as senpais. As for relationships, he's barely even shown any interest toward women or men in a romantic fashion. If he were to tell me that I was the first person that he ever loved, I'm not sure whether I'd be surprised or not.

>>121668850

As far as old tropes go, he's the "Black knight". He fights for the side of evil. His personality isn't very charming or friendly, and things like his past, his interests, etc. are all hidden in mystery. His strength isn't underplayed, but he isn't the main villain or the second command.

Secretly he's a total bro and he's only in the position that he's in because he owes the main villain. He's got honor, loyalty, and he's not nearly as bad as he initially seems. Of course, the same time you find this out is also the same time that he's dead or close to death, and it only makes you cry your manly tears for him even harder.

>>121669762

I'd say he's a combination of dandere and kamidere. It isn't too hard to overlap some tsundere into both of those two things either.
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What two waifus would you pair together to be a wacky team if two to save they're husbandos?
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Let's consider you're waifu is a cute. Is it autistic to be you?
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>>121664900
Nap on her shoulder

>>121666995
Everybody else thinks Shinji, if that counts. I think she's closer to Asuka, if we're sticking strictly to comparison to Eva.

>>121668850
She IS the MC.

>>121669762
Tsundere.

>>121673041
Vegetarian dining and driving around aimlessly

>>121673982
She doesn't play any instruments, but I would love to teach her.
Everybody just calls her by her name
She has principles, not necessarily a motto
The usual, says hi and all that.
She dreams of a peaceful, happy world, and her life reflecting that.

>>121674744
Bum rush to clean my room

>>121676364
Not really, so as long as you keep it there and not any farther.
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>>121682446
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>>121669762
Genki
>>121673041
We might stop somewhere for food and hang out around town.
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>>121684147
Let's consider you're a faggot. Is it autistic to shitpost in threads you don't like?
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>>121664900
It's cold here, so probably snuggling together and drinking tea or something warm. Hand Holding as well.

>>121666995
Sawa from Uwagaki, but Sawa has wavy hair.

>>121667652
She is the senpai.

>>121673041
If it's a quick get together, probably a date at a cafe or something similar. I'd be fine just spending time and enjoying her company. Perhaps a little bit of shopping afterward.

>>121673982
>instrument
Not sure, perhaps the piano or a violin.
>nickname
She received one from the fanbase. Everyone knows it.
>motto
I don't know about a motto, but a phrase comes to mind every time I play through her route again.
"I'm the kind of person who can't stand seeing a mess like this. I just can't leave them alone."
>dreams
Unfortunately, probably not pleasant ones.

>>121684077
If we're shooting for wacky antics in a Carnival Phantasm like setting...probably her and Arc. In the end, I think they would in some way come through for me and the Arcfriend.
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>>121684077
Yuno and Kyouko.
Lots of Yuno being flustered and Kyouko magic-ing Yuno's painting to be useful devices.
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>>121674744
I'd cook her some lunch...at least to the best of my ability.
>>121684147
Yeah, it's autistic to be you. However, it is fucking awesome to be me.
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>>121669762
No idea. Probably kind of tsunder-ish, but no, not even close
>>121673584
She is a conductor, so that
>>121673982
-Like I said, she is a conductor, but I'm not really sure about which instrument she would play
-None
-"My music is lacking your screams, transfer student!"
-No idea
-I'm taking a wild guess and say Satsuki
>>121674744
I'd probably freak out before realizing who she is, then my heart would explode
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>>121673041
Just go somewhere and have some cake, maybe buy some clothes for her while we're there.
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>>121684077
Kuroko and Nonon. Just for the voices.
Saving their husbandos shouldn't be too hard considering their powers.
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>>121679534
>Why must one like every type of breast?
You can have a preference, obviously, like I like DFC and B size breast, but all breast are good.
It's all in the shape and curves.

Though some extreme cowtits look like shit.
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>>121664900
We would be making love
>>121666995
Maybe Alicia from Valkyrie Chronicles. A bit.
>>121667207
k. It's kinda medicore.
>>121667652
Nope, no one like that.
>>121668850
Well, she is the MC.
>>121669762
A bit tsundere. Only sometimes though.
>>121673041
That depends on the season. If It's summer, we would get some ice cream and go for a walk in the park, I know some quiet spots there. In winter, we would propably go to a cafe.
>>121673584
Exorcisms
>>121673982
Oh my, that's a lot of questions
>If you're waifu could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
Shakuhachi, or something similar
>Does you're waifu you have a nickname? What is it?
"Shrine Maiden of the Paradise". "The White and Red Miko", but I'm not sure if those can be considered nicknames, more like titles. People sometimes call her Raymoo, which is kinda funny.
>How does you're waifu you greet her friends?
People visit her very often, and taking her personality into account it's propably something like "Eh, come in if you have to"
>What does you're waifu dream about?
She dreams about me... Or money. Probably both.
>>121674744
Tears, cuddles, kisses, vodka.
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Is your cute baka a waifu?
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Some real niggas ITT
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>>121684759
No one here is a real nigga.

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU

Reminder that these are the people that have imaginary friends.
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>>121684712
My waifu is cute, but I wouldn't say she's a baka.
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>>121684804
That's not an answer to the question.
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>>121684792
My waifu isn't an imaginary friend though. I have friends irl so I don't talk to myself. Not every waifufag is so pathetic.
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Yuuko Kanoe is life!
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>>121684833
It wasn't a very good question.
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>>121684900
I applaud you for having a life. You imaginary friend, Brendan Gallagher, isn't real.
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>>121673041

For a run on one of the local trails! There's a famous one about ten minutes from where I live, so we wouldn't have to take a big trip or anything. I'd have brewed us some tea and put it in a thermos, so we can enjoy some tea together when we get to a particularly pretty spot. After that we'd probably be starving, so there's a really nice pizza place nearby that we can call and pick up something to eat from. After that, it's just hanging out at home and doing whatever. Watching a movie, maybe? Something comfy so that we can chow down during it.

>>121673584

Some type of fighting probably. Aside from that, I'll bet he'd be really good at teaching someone how to work with horses or similar animals.

>>121673982

Probably some kind of stringed instrument. He's most likely the best at using his voice, though. His seiyuu can do some really swoon-worthy stuff when he's singing.
He's known as the Warrior of the Wind elsewhere.
I'm not entirely sure. Could his ending speech perhaps count?
He doesn't say much, he's just kind of there. He does the typical samurai-esque kneeling before his masters, though.
Something strange most likely. I wouldn't say with confidence that he'd dream about me, but I'd be curious to see what I'd be like in his dreams. I've had a lot of mixed reviews when I've heard stories from other people who've had dreams of me...

>>121674744

We have lots and lots of company right now, so my husbando would suddenly find himself in a living room full of traditional christian women. He'll probably need my help to get out of this alive, so I'd put on a better shirt and leave stuffing my face with fried chicken for later.

>>121675732

I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus. Do I at least get put in the top three?

>>121676364

Nope. If anything it, gives me new wicked ideas to try out on my own husband.
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>>121684228
>Biribiri
>gunner
>not just "gun"
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>>121664900
Cuddlin and hand holdin
>>121666995
Seiba, Sakura Seiba, Seiba of Red
>>121667207
Newest I saved.
>>121667652
She doesn't have a senpai
>>121668850
Their servant and possible love interest.
>>121669762
Not sure. Ojou and dere seem to fit best.
>>121673041
Go to eat lunch and go shopping.
>>121673584
Swordsmanship and singing.
>>121673982
Besides "everything" I could see her playing the violin and/or guitar.
Red Seiba and the other one that everyone knows.
Doesn't have one, only a verbal tic.
Whatever she says, she says it boisterously.
Being loved and adored.
>>121674744
Panic and think that I've finally gone insane.
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>>121664900
Cooking.
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>>121682026

Then you put yourself at risk of potentially falling in love every time you pop open a new anime, mango, or VN. Heck, it's not even restricted to that! I have an ex-boyfriendo who was /co/.

>>121682446

My husbando IS the tank, though!

>>121684077

Who knows? Rukia and Mai are both swordswomen, aren't they?

>>121684712

My husbando is an adorable meathead!
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What's it feel like to be in love with an ideal?
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>>121685322
I think your waifu is very attractive in a womanly way.
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>>121685530
How is she an ideal?
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>>121685628
Yeah I never really understood it either.
I assume its something similar to head canon in that its some forced perspective/rule/hive mentality
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>>121664900
I'll offer her something to eat like a chocolate bar, a cake or a soda cause I usually carry any of the 3. Then I'll hold her close to me.

>>121667207
there's nothing new in the other booru (usually deliveries from here were uploaded there) or pixiv. I was having a flu this weekend, so I haven't draw her.

>>121668850
She's the Vice Chancellor.

>>121669762
Mix between Kuudare and tomboy?

>>121673041
I want to visit a library or bookstore together with her, I haven't visited one for years. A coffee shop sounds good too.

>>121673584
Self-Defense.

>>121673982
I want to see her play a trumpet or a flute.
I prefer calling her Lancer.
Something with perseverance and refusing to give up.

>>121674744
I'd be embarrassed a bit since I only wear boxers or oversized jersey whenever I'm at my house. I'd offer her a seat and a few magazines while I cook something for her.
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>>121685679
You really can't generalize it, since there are no clear definitions and many different approaches.
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>>121682446
Luka in singing duet, I guess.

>>121684147
Well, if someone pretends to be me, he really have to be autistic.

>>121684712
I don't have any cute baka.

>>121685530
Mixed feelings.
Sometimes it feels absolutely great. I'm madly in love with her and I'm sure she feels the same to me. It's great to be so close and intimate with someone, even if she is not real and not being afraid that she might lie or cheat on you.
But also it hurts so badly to live without any chances to be with her.
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>>121664900
She's my Tulpa waifu. We make love every night
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>>121685737
So it's just saying stupid shit without even an attempt to back it up.
How boring.
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>>121685849
>not being afraid that she might lie or cheat on you.
I feel like my waifu wouldn't do that not because she's not real but because I trust her, regardless of on-going issues.
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>>121686111
That's not what I meant.
I wanted to say that I don't feel afraid that she will lie or cheat on me because she is ideal/perfect. I wouldn't be afraid of it no matter if she was real or not,
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>>121686111

Mikufag has always sounded hugblanket-y to me. It's like he's one of the few people in the thread who's still bitter about 3D women instead of not giving a fuck. I wonder what those guys think of the 3Ds that frequent the threads.
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>>121664900
First of all thanks, I know she is

Cuddling of course, this is still lazy time

>>121667652
I know a man, Kaji. But the guy only care about his watermelon than the rest of the world. So I guess it's fine

>>121668850
Legendary tsun

>>121673041
I know a nice dining place at my city, it's at the top of the hill, the view is very nice there at night

>>121673584
Thermal expansion, she's good at physics

>>121674744
I really don't want her to see my room in this state

>>121684218
I think everybody else is right, that's Shinji's face
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>>121664900
Telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is.
>>121666995
As much as she might not like it, she has some distinctive scarring.
>>121667652
She doesn't talk to others much.
>>121668850
She's a romantic interest.
>>121669762
A very shy, quiet bookworm. Her anxieties cause her not to talk to others much.
>>121673041
We'd have a nice, romantic dinner at a very quiet restaurant and enjoy each others company.
>>121673584
Probably something to do with reading or books. She's a real bookworm.
>>121673982
-She probably would choose something easy and versatile, like the piano.
-Not in canon, but she's called Hana a lot.
-Not sure. Something about perseverance, probably.
-She greets them very enthusiastically. She has only a few very important friends.
-I don't know. Being loved and being anxiety free.
>>121674744
I'd probably start crying.
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>>121686240
Oh, put like that I agree.
Though I don't feel like my waifu IS perfect. Just a very good woman.

>>121686296
I didn't mean it like that, as offense, though.
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>>121686296
>It's like he's one of the few people in the thread who's still bitter about 3D women
I dunno, I surely have never believed 3DPD. I don't think all of them is evil or disgusting and I don't have any problems with interacting with them.
However what I'm bitter about related to 3D woman is how romantic relationships looks in general and how everyone have so casual approach to it.

>>121686566
I don't think my waifu is perfect too, in fact she is far from it, she has many weak sides.
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>>121682446
It'd be a riot teaming up with Sako, or any waifu willing to use force or eats lots of meat.

>>121673584
How to take care of animals

>>121686446
Gee thanks, Asukafag.
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I'm currently in a hotel waiting to leave for the basic training, so maybe holding each other. Nothing lewd just enjoying each other's company before we inevitably go our seperate ways.
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Could your waifu love a broken person like you?
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>>121687484
That's a really sad thing to say anon.

But I believe she can.
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>>121664900
>would
Not much differently.
>>121666995
Compare Sakuragi Matsuri with Ursula Hartmann and then remove the glasses.
>>121667432
Speak for yourself.
>>121667652
Admires? Minna, Edytha, Waltrud. Attracted to? Trude.
>>121668850
Sister-in-arms.
>>121669762
After all this time, I've never been able to figure that out. Lazy with a streak of genki, perhaps? She is intelligent, critical and stubborn, too. I don't think she falls into a set archetype as such.
>>121673041
Us? A date? Need to think about this one... we aren't the planning type, really. I have a backup in mind but we'll explore the city and screw around together.
>>121673584
Either flight in general, or advanced dogfighting. I think she would make an awesome teacher, due to her composed nature and her own tough time as a trainee.
>>121673982
>instrument?
She's thinking about piano/keyboard, inspired by her good friend, Sanya. Erica can sing better than she thinks, as well.
>nickname?
"Frau" to her friends, "Black Devil" to her enemies.
>greet friends?
With a hug and a kiss.
>dreams?
Anything and everything, considering the amount of time we sleep.
>>121674744
See the first question. Also, I second those who would attempt to reverse-engineer this and go to her dimension, if possible.
>>121676364
Not wrong at all. Erica and I are very open about this. If we find someone attractive, we point it out and get the other's opinion. She likes girls too, so it's hilarious when she trashes my taste. It's also interesting to find out what she likes in a guy. We tell each other everything in any case, so it works for us.
>>121687484
She fixed me.
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>>121687484

Does it count as being broken if you were never functional in the first place?
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>>121687484
No.
I don't think she could.
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>>121687484
If anything she's the broken one, i'm just a sad failure.
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>>121687484
Oh her and I have very similar issues. I'd say we'd go together quite well. Parental childhood issues and pent up anger and more!
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>>121664900
She'd be repulsed.
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>>121687484
Thanks to my Yunocchi giving me all of her love, I am no longer the broken person I was. She healed me!

So she could and she did.
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>>121687484
I wouldn't show weakness to my waifu. She's not a crutch. I want to be competent enough to make her happy, and not just use her as an emotional tampon for my problems, so I'd try my hardest to be a non-broken person for her.
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When you and you're waifu have grown old together and you die of old age, how would she react to that?
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>>121687717
So, uh, do you two screw around with other people together or is it still strictly monogamous but open about who you find attractive?
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>>121664900
Talking about work
Deny being kinda drunk.

>>121666995
Quite a few.

>>121667207
Can do.

>>121673584
Advanced Puppeteering.

>>121674744
Id probably wave at her before mumbling something along the lines of "so this is the magic of alcohol".
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>>121687484
She already does!
Also If she was real I would not be as broken as I'm now.

>>121687904
Depression and melancholy. She would probably keep thinking and reminding herself about all these memories we created.
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>>121687174

Now that I think about it, a team with Nadia and my husband would be pretty darn strange.

On one hand, my husbando is kind of a dick and an ancient warrior. Violence is his thing. He isn't entirely proud of what all he's done, but his profile describes him as a fighter to the very core of his soul. On the other hand, his species is very in-tune with nature and seem to cherish it a great deal. There's a scene where a pair of frightened horses are able to calm down just by making eye contact with him, for example.
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>>121687484
I am not broken.
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>>121687720
Yes and no, anon, what you feel is your story, your life, that is what's real, no one else's expectations will apply to you once you start living, but you can always fall lower
I thought I was completely broken at many points in my life, and I continue to see how low I can fall every day
Humanity is a lowly and wretched race, but before a perfect God we can function, not once more, but for the very first time
One of the most valuable gifts God can gift is true, self-sacrificing love, and I've seen that more here than anywhere else in my life, and I've been many places in my short life, so do not despair, all things work for good for those who believe
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watching her eat some random guys butthole.
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>>121688127
Everyone is broken in some way or another. You, me, your waifu, my waifu, everyone is broken somehow.
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>>121687484
I continue to have my doubts. Time and time again, I've seen enough to show me that while it is possible to love someone like that, it doesn't last. They'll break down from the strain eventually.

Then again, that wouldn't be giving her enough credit. She's far sweeter than I could ever imagine, even though she'd never admit to it.

>>121687904
Sorrow and Grief. To lose someone that's been by your side for so long is a pain that I'm all too familiar with.
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>>121687484
I was sort of broken, but she gave me a sense of purpose and direction in life. You could say she fixed me.

>>121687643
>fan of collectible cards
>fan of [email protected]
>artist draws Osaka and Tomo [email protected] cards
>no Kagura

My jimmies are rustled.
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>>121688188

My waifu is broken in cuteness. She's too overpowered, please nerf, I can't win against her smile.
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>>121668248
I am glad there is someone in a worse condition as I am.
I'm still cooking my egg in my ass right now. Would be kind of shitty if she popped up next to me right now.
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>>121687484
I hope so. She's had a hard life too, and I think we'd both be able to become each other's reasons for living.

She probably wouldn't, and I'd just be alone again. Fuck.
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Probably leave her alone because I'm currently experiencing some really painful/gross gas issues and I don't want to subject her to that. Maybe ask her to please make me some peppermint tea and then thank her very much.
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>>121687904
It sounds kind of harsh to put it into words, but I want her to die before me. She shouldn't have to bear the burden of living while I leave her behind. I'd want her to just peacefully pass away in her sleep, with me at her side.
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KIZUNA WO MIZUKARA HIKISAITA A JUDGEMENT TSURIAGETE
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>>121688611
i.e the only reason anyone watched canaan
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>>121688611
Revy pls
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>>121687904
I will just be the one to live on, through sheer willpower. I can't just leave my Yunocchi alone like that.

Even though she is a strong girl, I don't want her to deal with that - maybe it's selfish, but this is how I'd wish for it to happen. Let that loneliness weigh on my shoulders, not hers.

>>121688188
She isn't all that much, thankfully she had been sheltered from all the bad things this world has to offer, so through her innocent perspective she was able to make me see light again.
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>>121687484
Unfortunately, that's probably what she thought about herself. I'd like nothing more than to convince her through my love that she isn't broken, and that she's beautiful and amazing.
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>>121687904
Well he doesn't age, so I'm sure he'd have been prepared for me to die and leve him for a long time.

>>121687484
We're broken in the same way, I'm sure he'll always love me.

>>121684712
He's the biggest Baka around, and he's adorable for it~

>>121669762
2genki4you
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>>121687904
If i died before she did, she would most likely completely break down.
I can't let that happen.
Even worse if she tries to bring me back.
I have to live until she dies for her sake.
I don't want to think about what i would have to do if i die first.
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>>121688796
Forgot image ;_;
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>>121687904
I'd kill myself before I'd let that happen.
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>>121689010
Why is his hair pink?
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>>121687484
I was broken those 3 years ago too, and she still loved me. Right now I'm completely fucked up too, but I'm on the right track, maybe.

>>121687904
Well IIRC, she won't age due to her powers, which means inevitabely, she'll be the same, whereas I'd be an old man. She'd probably be pretty sad about it.
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>>121682446
It'd be cool to see him team up with Astolfo.
>>121684077
Luka and Nonon. The pink-haired musical duo.
>>121685530
It's a blessing and a curse. Bitter and sweet, for a variety of reasons.
>>121687484
Who's to say I'm "broken"? The worst I have is mild social anxiety (and an addiction to procrastination). He can sympathize with the former, I'm sure.
>>121687904
You people and your obsession with tragedy. "What if [you or you're waifu] died? How would [you or her] react, blablabla?" "What if you had a terminal illness and you're waifu wants to turn tricks to pay for your treatment?" So on and so forth. Give it a rest already, Jesus.
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>>121664900
Hugging her as we sit back ponder about the finer things in life

>>121668850
Rival.

>>121673584
The next level of Logic
<Lateral think>

>>121674744
I'd probably have a heart attack.

Alright you mugs! I feel lazy today so I'll skip the rest of the questions and present my own.
Your waifu is in a band now! What does she do? Play the lead guitar? Rhythm guitar? Bass? Drums? Vocals? Something else? What kind of music would her band play?
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What two waifus should/would get it on?
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>>121689272
>You people and your obsession with tragedy
Finally someone else sees it. Goddamn.

>>121684077
I want to see my waifu bully Astolfo.
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>>121687904
She'd be sad.
>>121689380
No idea.
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>>121689565
>advocating waifu bullying
Randy stop
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>>121673584
Swordsmanship? Kidou Training? General encouragement and motivation?
>>121673982
>If you're waifu could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
Probably a violin.
>Does you're waifu you have a nickname? What is it?
In a filler episode she appears as a genie called 'Rukiruki' I've take to calling her that from time to time.
>What’s you're waifu's motto?
"In a battle, the ones who get in the way are not the ones who lack power, but the ones who lack resolve."
>How does you're waifu you greet her friends?
Usually by jumping through a window or stabbing them with a power granting sword.
Sometimes followed by a boot to the head if that friend is down in the dumps lacking resolve.
>What does you're waifu dream about?
Bad things, past traumatic experiences, nightmares and the sort.
>>121674744
I'd probably be horrified at first, thinking I'd truly lost my mind and gone insane.
After receiving a comical slap around the head and being assured she was the real thing and I'm not crazy we'd chat about the current predicament, I'd get her something to drink etc.
I wonder how she'd react to me having 3 figures of her on my desk.
>>121676364
No, there are a handful of girls I find attractive, cute and would love to befriend, but not a single one of them give me the feeling she does.
>>121682446
Anyone with the will to fight is fine with her!
>>121684077
Kurisu and Erika.
They're both super smart but in different ways, Erika would get inside the enemy's head working out plans and strategies to outdo them while Kurisu works on amazing scientific gadgets to fight with!
>>121687484
I'm not broken...
Regardless, I'm sure she would, she's somewhat 'broken' herself.
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>>121689380
She doesn't like attention, so she wouldn't want to be on stage. She does like to sing, though.
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>>121689629
A little bullying is fine as long as you don't take it too far and apologize to her after.
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>>121687484
I highly doubt that she would.
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I wish I could see hallucinations of my waifu. I want nothing more than to look up and see her warm smile looking back at me.
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>>121664900
A fellow catfag? I'm not sure how I feel about this.

>>121664925
Eat shit.
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>>121689629
No. Don't be jelly cuz I'm better than you
. Don't use my slave name. Or do. I don't even go by it much anymore.

>>121689676
>Astolfo
>her
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>>121689849
>you
>better than anyone
it's like you really want to derail the thread
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The best ever
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>>121689880
I didn't try to derail the thread in anyway. What are you talking about? Stop trying to make problems and just have fun.
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>>121687904
I'm a human, she's a shinigami.
By the time I die of old age, she'd be middle aged at a push.
Anyway, she's a shinigami so after I die, she'll guide me to the afterlife and we carry on loving on the other side.
>>121689380
Vocals, she has a wonderful singing voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET7a_t3_G9I
Her band would play whatever genre link related is.
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>>121664900

Hugging her because I've been feeling really bad today.
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Good night waifu thread.
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>>121689380
I could see her in an uptempo Modern Rock-style band, maybe some synths thrown in for good measure.

As I mentioned previously, she'd be on lead guitar or drums, most likely.
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>>121690033
Sweet dreams!
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>>121690033
Goodnight
Dream about your waifu
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>>121689380
I guess singing.
I really don't know enough about music to say what kind of music they'd play
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>>121690033
Goodnight.
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>>121690113
If only
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>>121689122
Because pink is cute and apparently the colour of a slut~

>>121689565
N-No bully please, mordred already beat up Astolfo once ;_;
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>>121685530
Feels good man
>>121687484
There are too many ways to understand "broken" to answer this.
>>121687904
At first, despair. She would get over it at some point, but I think that it would leave her scarred and bitter untill the end of her life.
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>>121690411
But bullying is fun!
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Daisuki desu goshujin sama
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>>121690411
Did you just call him a slut?
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>>121691317
Nothing wrong with your waifu being a slut for you, anon
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>>121691317
He has numerous times.
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>>121691145
Meanie~

>>121691317
Astolfo is historically known as a man slut, I won't deny it.
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>>121691317
>he doesn't want a waifu who's a complete slut for him and only him
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>>121691406
But Astolfo is meant to be bullied. He sets himself up for it constantly and has the best reactions to it.
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>>121691606
Astolfo's are meant to loves not bullied! ;_;
Even if he's cute while being bullied!
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>>121685530

He's not an ideal, though! My husbando has plenty of flaws and drawbacks to being in a relationship with him. Heck, just being in a 2D relationship can be stressful in more ways than the obvious. It's not that I'd exchange him for anyone else, though.

>>121687484

I think my husbando would be someone who would be impressed and respectful toward people who are broken, and yet still successful and pure. If I do my best, I'll at the very least get to see his wonderful smile! My goal is to be able to accept his love and open up to him completely. I won't leave any room for him to be heartbroken because of my shortcomings. I'd mention my husbando being broken, but I'd really like to think that his problems aren't as bad as I believe. I'm going to hold my tongue unless I get a bit of solid evidence about his feelings.

>>121687904

>growing old
>my husbando

Nope. He's immortal. I'm sure he'd mourn and that many a manly tear would be shed, but not because I'm gone. He'd be depressed about the fact that I died of old age. Arguably the years behind my death of old age would be even harder on him - It wouldn't be easy watching me become weak and senile, and brain damage from fighting is a real bitch.

To preserve not just my happiness, but my husband's, I'd want to live boldly and die young. I do it for myself, but I won't complain if I get to see him proud of me for my actions.

>>121689380

He seems like a drums kind of guy. He doesn't want to be at the lead, but he's got an impressive presence anyway, not to mention enough strength to wail on a drumset just as much as needed. I wouldn't be able to guess what kind of music his band would play, though. Wham! was a boy band, but you can't blame me for having issues imagining him in one of those.

>>121689394

Myself and a genderbent version of my husbando, naturally! We'd be like those two amazons in that one doujinshi, but more romantic.
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>>121691406
What if Astolfo tried hitting on all of the waifus in this thread?
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>>121692145
He can go ahead, I wouldn't mind though I feel like id be getting complaints from lots of angry husbandos.
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If you had to ship your waifu/husbando with someone from his/her series who would it be?
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>>121687986
We've dabbled. The latter kinda developed into the former over time. Lately, however, we've been so lazy that it may as well be the latter.

>>121687904
Great. I don't do well with this stuff. Umm... distraught? Like others have said, I'll fight to live on and pass with/after her instead. Ugh, it doesn't bear thinking about.

>>121689380
Keyboard or vocals, as mentioned.
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I think I'm in love, but there's still so many series I haven't seen yet; I don't know if I can settle down and stay loyal. What do I do? Should I take leap of faith?
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>>121692416
fuck off cuck
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>>121664900
I'm not sure, but I probably wouldn't be at the computer.

>>121666995
I don't know, and I'm not interested to know.

>>121668850
Stalker crush.

>>121669762
Kuudere.

>>121673041
My town is very small and uninteresting, so I'm not sure. I never know what to do here myself.

>>121673584
Snowboarding or skiing.

>>121673982
>If you're waifu could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
Bass guitar, if the PS2 game is to be believed.
>Does you're waifu you have a nickname? What is it?
Nope.
>What’s you're waifu's motto?
Po~
>How does you're waifu you greet her friends?
Unexpectedly.
>What does you're waifu dream about?
Can't say.

>>121674744
That's how she would show up, and I would probably pass out.

>>121687484
She might find that more relateable, though I'm not nearly as broken as I used to be.

>>121687904
She would live the rest of her days being sad and lonely.

I hate this question.
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>>121692378
What if he tried to rape another waifu?
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>>121692421
How do you have an open relationship with a fictional character? Who does she go have random sex with?
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>>121692584
It's not an open relationship if both partners are always involved with the third party.
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>>121692541
Then it's to the naughty corner for him. It pains me that I can actually see this happening.

TheFaceOfEvil.jpeg
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>>121692584
I said dabbled, baka.
Our wonderland.
>>121692747
Thanks!
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>waifu is many years younger than me
>want to break up with her so she can experience dating a variety of guys of her own age and experience her youth while she can, instead of being tied down to a friendless early 20s loser

Am I a retard?
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>>121673917
>>121664900
>>121684759
Best taste.
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>>121692965

That is pretty dumb.
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>>121692965
Imagine you've known her since you were young and have been dating all along.
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>>121693034
Not really, considering you only have one time to live your youth.
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>>121693120

Sure, but does youth really have to revolve around dating a bunch of dudes?
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>>121691757
Says you.

>>121692750
Well think of it this way. If he tried to do that to my waifu or one of the other superpowered waifus he would never try to do that to anyone ever again and learn his lesson.
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>>121664900
Cuddling up with her in bed while I shitpost on my laptop.
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>>121692965
Depends on which part of that matters more. Is it that you feel weird being so much older and taking on a young girl and you can't be her young boyfriend that's her age, energy level, etc? That's understandable.

If you just think she should have a variety of boyfriends just to have experience, well, I don't know what to say.
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What would sex between you and your waifu be like? Do you think she would care if it was bad? Would you care? Who would be top?
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>>121693586
>if it was bad?
This shit just doesn't make sense to me. Assuming she loves me, wouldn't it be good regardless? I don't know how sex can be "bad" unless it's with someone you don't care about and just want immediate pleasure from.
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>>121693291
What if it's both? I want her to be able to experience fun high school life things like going to club activities, study groups, karaoke, and festivals with friends, with no reservations and without being tied down to some creepy old guy. That of course includes being the object of affection of her male peers (since she's pretty) and going out with other guys her age or having flings, which is typical.

Isn't it selfish to force an adult relationship on a young girl? There's a certain freedom and carefree approach you can be in your youth. A relationship is a lot of responsibility. So your waifu will not regret not having done all these fun youth things in a few years when it's too late.
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>>121689380
Singing with guitar, I guess.

>>121693586
Fairly rare, and I wouldn't care too much. It'd probably be good enough. Sex just seems boring.
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>>121693586
Hot, intense, lots of moaning and heart pupils.
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>>121693771
Maybe you should let her decide instead of being controlling and forcing your ideals on her.
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>>121693771
So you want her to go be immature and have risky sex with random guys her age and be a slut?
I get you being maybe too old but you don't want her to be responsible and smart but instead a dumb reckless party whore that tries out all the different boys at school?
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>>121693586
If we follow that one webpage, it'd be amazingly boring for her, and fairly quick for me.

You know, the thing that leads to willing NTR.
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>>121693771

Well, after tons of flings, why would she want to be with a creepy old guy as an adult? I can get not wanting to force her to love you, but it sounds like you don't want to end up with her at all.
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>>121664900
Drinking tea and discussing/listening to classical or jazz. I think it's too cloudy and a bit too cold to go stargazing right now.

>>121673584
Piano and singing, of course.

>>121673982
She already plays piano.
I don't think so.
Betsuni.
Standard or just waits to just interject in a conversation if the group is large enough to not need to greet.
Tomatoes and live stages.

>>121669762
Tsundere.

>>121668850
Kouhai, but also the songwriter.

>>121687484
I don't think I'm broken but I'm sure she'd need to be patient with me at this time while I don't have a well-paying job.

>>121687904
She would probably write her last song for both my funeral and for hers.
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>>121693965
I'm not him, but that's not what experiencing fun high school life things is, and you're exaggerating.
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