Maria

>>121089599
That isn't how asses work.

why is ange standing in a forest with the lance of longinus

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>>121089662

>>121089662
She's going to throw it at the moon.
Once she's raised enough cash

she's like wearing an invisble panty.

So why didn't Maria even yet bring up Joseph's confession even once? The poor boy must be feeling so rejected by now.

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>>121089628
it is now

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>>121089599
What is she doing with the Spear of Longinus?

>>121089774
Maria is too much insicure about her feelings
On the other hand Joseph doesn't want Maria to lose her powers for him, he is suffering for her own good while still being to her side and support her in any ways he can.
Truly an Alpha Husbando.

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What is this monk game?

>>121090048
It's obvious. He wants to conquer the world and sir Galfa is one of his pawn

From what I understand, the anime is almost caught up to the manga already?

>>121090048
Game of Thrones

Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

>>121090048
That is quite a silly hat.

>>121090125
It derailed full original.

>>121090125
The manga is finished, anon.

>>121089628
It is if they're very big.

>>121090199
What was the ending?

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>>121090199
How is the manga? Don't be afraid of spoilers.

>>121090218
Joseph jacked off over a comatose Maria before the world ended in the Rapture.

>>121090218
Joseph fucking Maria and impregnate her with Ezekiel reincarnation because God willed it.

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>>121090234

>>121090234
Omedetou!

>>121090253
any pics?

>>121090275
The act of love happened off screen

>>121090229
Ezekiel will almost kill Maria;
Viv save Maria from an attempted rape and her life too when Ezekiel injured her;
Joseph will have a fight with Michael and win;
Ezekiel ask God to stay with Maria after that, the boss told "ok" and put her inside Maria's womb through Joseph semen
At the end Maria is visible pregnant and living an happy life with Joseph in her house;
After credits there is a pic of the newborn Ezekiel between Priapus and Artemis babysitting her, it's unclea rif God took Maria powers when she lost virginity.

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>>121090253

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Is it true that this Galfa dude isn't in the manga?
Not only does he seem to play an integral part to Joseph's development and thus Maria's, but he is pretty fucking cool on his own right.

Also, are we being raided? What's with all the blatant shitposting/offtopic threads? The ones outside of usual that is.

>>121090938
neither Bernardo isn't in the manga

>>121089599
Why is she clenching her butt so hard?

>>121090572
Holy fucking shit.

>>121091106
gotta protect that virginity, anon

>>121091106

Maybe her butt hurts

>>121091214
From what?

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>>121091275

>>121090572
that's fucking stupid.

citation needed

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SEMEN ANGEL
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>>121091064
What about that qt shota monk fuccboi?

>>121091327
same

>Low Sales

Why do Nips have shit taste

>>121091392
Don't they eat pure waifu shit up? Or does it have to be pure waifu shit and nothing else at all to be Nip approved?

>>121091421
I don't remember the qt shota monk Bernado fuckboy in the manga

>>121091449

Sorry I misread and thought you meant the familiar shota fuckboy

>>121090048
He's Frollo, he's going to watch France burn because he wants to fuck Maria.

>>121090572
>from an attempted rape
what?

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>>121089599
Oh Ange, I see you want another massage.

>>121091443
I dunno man. This show seems like it would be right up 11 alley.
>qt loli
>church is evil
>pure waifu MC
>self-insert shy male lead who only likes 1 girl
>big boobs everywhere

>>121091392

This. This fucking anime is literal god tier bliss on so many scales it's just absurd.

>dem japs finally portraying a different culture somewhat correctly
>humor
>pure waifus
>a coherent plot
>quality animation all around

And then there's this nasufaggotry and harem LN shit that's topping the charts.

>>121091496
>>121091516

Maybe they don't like the setting? Can't have anything other than fucking highschool setting!

>>121091570

Shirobako is close to overtaking Yuyuyu for first in sales from last season and that is a work setting.

>Eva references
Why don't you faggots go full tilt and call it the Spear of Longitude?

>>121091106
Just to prevent stay dicks wandering in there.

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>>121090275
pregnat Maria for you

>>121091927
absolutely disgusting

fucking dropped

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>>121091944
How you can't find cute a pure love?

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>>121090159
Despite how overwhelmingly crude that was it had some pretty clever lines.

>>121092013
Where is this from? It wasn't in the v3 raws I downloaded.

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>>121092124
Volume 3 after credits, maybe the raws you downloaded didn't include it

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>>121092163
Found it. I'm retarded.

>>121091516
I don't know. I don't really like it either.

What bothers me is the contrast between the somewhat realistic setting and then the whole witch crap going on, with silly costumes and all that.

I really wanted to like this, but I can't.

>>121089599
>WOW

>>121091481
Witches and Temptresses

>>121091883
i hate ryona

>>121089628
Teenage asses do.

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>>121092605
everything went daijobu

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Your face when?

>>121093016
I had a feeling he wasn't going to lose, but I just didn't know what was about to happen, so I was grinning like a retard.

Still kinda disappointed at the lack of stabbing, I feel that's pretty unrealistic.

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>>121093037
>merc killing noble
Galfa is smart enough not to get punish

>>121093107
He was free to do it because honorable duel but the monks stop him.

>>121093107
Didn't have to be fatal blows. What's even the point of using a sharpened blade if you're just going to bludgeon each other?

>>121093016
when he went on the ground begging for mercy, I was 100% sure he would pull a crazy trick in the next ten seconds, and he did. Great move, great character, but I have a feeling the monk will task him with removing Maria once the war is over and he's gonna get killed

>>121093177
And he will be cool and bro with Joseph even when he will stab him to death for protect Maria

>>121090572
>Joseph will have a fight with Michael and win
Bullshit.

>>121093130
>Didn't have to be fatal blows
stabbing with needle maybe. considering pharmacy and sanitary at age, infection on open wound is guaranteed. Though I admit that the fever caused by inflammation can kill too

>>121093325
Can Joseph kill servants?

>>121093252
>even when he will stab him to death
why?

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>>121093325
Don't understimate the power of love
>>121093400
if >>121093177 happen the one to save Maria will be Jospeh.

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>>121091302
can't wait for the doujins.

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Fuck off, Monk. Leave Galfa alone.

>>121093516
>Don't underestimate the power of yew wood
you mean this, right?

>>121089662
>lance of longinus
>not lance of longitude

Ya blew it.

>>121093713
>lance
Ya both blew it.

>>121093696
It ins't a based longbow

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I honestly thought Galfa was in the deep, especially since he's anime original.

Then that based victory.

>>121093516
Is that you, Demifiend?

>>121093361
It would be pain of servant for the grail war

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>>121092605
I love ryona.
It's rape+1. Rape into ryona into guro is rape+2.

What I am trying to say is that I love rape in all its forms.

>>121093817
Same here, I dreaded the moment a bit, then no, he trolled the knight good.

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I'll buy a night with her.

>>121094073
>paying for free things

>>121094110
You can't rape a woman working with a mercenary company.

>>121090048
Sodomize all the young men in France and burn heretics.

>>121093966
I don't like rape, but i like ryona.

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>>121094110
>sex
>free

>>121094221
You lose your purity so I guess it's not free at all huh.

>>121094285
but what if i already lost mine?

>>121094218
How does that work? Friendly beating? Or are you talking about BDSM stuff with whipping and wax and shit, with masochist shit where the victim wants to get roughed up in a controlled environment?

Seems very sterile to me, but if it's good then I ain't gonna complain.

>>121094350
How consensual was the rape?

>>121094400
very

>>121094354
Some beating and possibly with knives and bdsm.
I also like if they just get beaten.

>>121094529
what about asphyxiation play?

So the anime is anime original? Is that a problem?

>>121093551
Did he hit the bladder region?

>>121094620
Disappointing if it doesn't go all the way but even if it doesn't it's still great.

>>121091516
>pure waifus
There's like one pure girl in this show

>>121095134
The loli is pure too and the incubus.

>>121093966
>>121094218
I hate both of you.

>>121095166
>the incubus is pure
not for his choice
>the loli is pure
Yes, Anne is pure only because she isn't legal even for that time.

>>121095166
>the incubus.
no dick till the end?

>>121095212
and after it too.

>>121089599
Almost thought that was the Lance of Longinus.

What is the Semen Demon in ShiroBako butt naked with the lance of longitude

Does anal count?

>>121090048
So is this monk a good guy or a total asshole?
He seems pretty manipulative and cunning, but when he was introduced he looked like a pretty good person.

>>121095403
Chaotic leaning true neutral

>>121095166
Anne doesn't have enough screen time to be a waifu.

And the incubus isn't a girl.

So who are Maria's parents?

>>121093523

Was she actually fucked or something?

>>121095569
nha, just bullied as usual

>>121089599
>tfw Cernunnos gets to see Maria taking a bath every day
I wish I could be a celtic deity

>>121095569
At some point she was.

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>>121095602
he is living a nice retirement

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>>121091481
It's not his fault.
>>121093817
Aye, he raised quite a deathflag last episode, glad he survive in such an amazing way.

loli>virgina>slut

>>121095966
Why do nobles wear such faggy hats?

>>121096000
at their time these faggy hats were cooler than fedoras.

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>>121096000
It's fashion.

>dickless dude called Πριαποσ
What's next, a teetotaler called Dionysos?
Seriously Maria that's fucking heresy.

>>121096000
All clothes in the past look pretty queer. Just imagine what people 50 years from now are going to say about our fashion.

>>121096046
>a teetotaler called Dionysos
Don't you mean Διονυσοσ?

>>121096083
I wonder what faggots will be tipping 50 years from now.

>>121096083
I'm more curious on what future's fashion is going to be like, I hope it's not all skintight stuff like movie love to show.
>>121096103
Google glasses or something similar maybe?

>>121089628

She has a black girl's fat booty.

>>121096083
But their outfits doesn't look bad.
It's that hat that looks like shit, and not because of its design but rather because every fucking noble that has been shown so far is using it.

>>121096045
so peeing your pants also a custom back then?

>>121096103
I wonder what anime we will discuss, and by that I mean scream incoherently about objective superiority in taste, in 50 years on /a/.

>>121096083
They won't be that much difference in 50 years man. Just look what people used to wear 50 years ago, pretty much same shit that we wear today.

>>121096168
Probably SAO and SnK S20 while we ask LoLH S2 and Index S3 when.

>>121096168
Spice and wolf season 3

lol sex

>>121096219
>>121096230
We will be asking for that too.

>>121096168
> This board was shit before cyborg moot came back and killed Lelouch and Bear

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>>121096148
If the Knight Galfa fought is anything to go by, maybe.
>>121096168
>scream incoherently about objective superiority in taste
I wonder which anime that show up in recent years will be consider superior in the future.

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You're minding your own business when these guys come and slap your angel-fu's ass. Wat do?

>>121092832
Whoa, did she drop that guy from the air? Ha,that's great.

>>121096338
Fight IRL 1 vs 1 no sword breakers allowed.

>>121093516
Joseph's armor in that looks great, when will he get it?

>>121096282
What episode was this from?

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>>121096338
>Slapping an angel's butt
I won't need to do anything, god will just intervene.
>>121096405
If it follow the manga, it'll be near the end of the story. I just hope the anime doesn't simplify it design too much or just remove his armor entirely.
>>121096427
The latest one, episode five.

>>121096427
5

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>>121096338

But my Angel-fu is this one

>>121096427
This one.
When Joseph asked Maria to help Galfa.

>>121096338
Shove their feathers up my ass to make myself look bigger, slap my belly and roar at them

>>121096464

>mfw this guy reminded me of this one special retarded kid in my class who would shove things up his ass when he wants to intimidate someone or gets scared

I wonder if there is even a special medical name for that mental condition

>>121096527
Yeah, it's called "homosexuality"

>>121096338
1v1 final destination no items fox only

>>121095966
Did we ever get an actual date for this show? Because that kind of sallet helmet is late 15th century, not early/mid 15th.

>>121096796
It's post Joan of Arc's death but before the end of the hundred years war so somewhere between 1431-1453.

>>121096796
It's got to be somewhere around late 14th, I think.

>>121096843
>post Joan of Arc's death

Oh right, Maria mentioned Joan back in episode 1.

Speaking of Joan, wouldn't that be a case of God "interfering" and against the logic of this show's universe? Or is she just a deluded peasant even in their world?

>>121096338
Shoot them with my crossbows

>>121094620
That works too.

>>121096967
Maybe he was bored and decided to interfere.
Considering the weird conditions he put for Maria, I think the God of that world is a total dick.

I'm surprised that people didn't freak out a bit more when mutherfucking Archangel Michael descended from the Heavens to beat the living shit out of some woman.
Fucking Priest just went "Oh, I see" when they told him what happened.

>>121096967
What exactly are you calling interference? There is no proof God talked to her and even if He did it was only talk.

>>121097186
Talking counts as interfering, specially if you are God.

>>121097177
If they were believing in his existence all along, there is no reason to be that surprised at him existing.

>>121097186
Well, I'm not talking about the actual Joan or anything. I was just assuming that if there was a Joan in the show's universe, then maybe this Joan was actually approached by God or angels to lead France to victory.

>>121097207
Then I am interfering with your life right now. Make me a sandwitch.

>>121097208
But it's not about him existing, it's about him appearing in front of everyone to kick asses.
I was expecting them to declare the village holy ground or something.

>>121097218
Sounds more like the job of a witch.

>>121096967
I'm pretty sure Maria ask Michael that atleast once in the manga though it may just be my memory playing trick on me.
>>121097177
The grandmother doesn't seem to be that surprise either, maybe it's a common occurrence or something.

>>121097218
Why would God want anything good to happen to the french?

>>121097228
>sandwitch
Maria one with a slice of Viv ,as usual master?

>>121097177
Sometimes people there have to deal with goblins, trolls, dragons and others supernatural creatures.
In the manga Maria helped a clan of goblin like creatures agaist a company of french mercs payed for remove them from a feud.
The existence of angels shouldn't be a surprise.

>>121097500
It wasn't french mercenaries, it was English raiding party attacking French land, then Maria sent Artemis to convince the local lord to leave his castle and engage the raiding party so both the French and the English forces will be driven off the land the goblin can reclaim their home, neither side actually engage or even notice the goblins.

>>121097742
oh, i remembered wrong that part then

>>121097177
They didn't know it was Michael,

>>121097947
Maria shouted "ARCHANGEL MICHAEL" and I think someone in the crowd even mentioned his name.
I think Joseph was the only faggot who didn't realize he was Archangel Michael.

>>121096527
...did it work?

>>121091392
They've already read the manga? I didn't even know that there was a manga before the anime started airing, but I've heard the name Junketsu no Maria mentioned on /a/. I assume that means it's some sort of cult-classic, or am I wrong.

>>121098640
you are wrong, it has never been a classic and the manga are 3 volumes only

>>121093516
>arrow destroys sword

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Fuck these subs

>>121096170
This. Clothes are already part of consumerism and not culture. They will have the same purpose from now on, unlike what they were as part of culture.

>>121098758
When God himself bless you even a mere arrow can break the holy sword of Saint Michael himself.

>>121098896
Why would God give you the power to hurt his right hand?
If he didn't want Michael to do shit he could just tell him.

>>121098961
If angels can't understand the Will of God who are you to question it?

>>121098992
So I was right and he is just a dick?

>>121098961
Maybe even angels can't see god, they are just mortals who thinks they are better than humans because they can fly.

>>121098896
I am more curious why an angel would even need a sword, a man made tool of war.
>>121098961
test of love most likely, but fairly odd that maria doesn't have to do shit but some random guy has to basically win her hand to marriage.
It is like God is her father and basically doesn't really want her to get married or be in love "I won't accept any shit that doesn't truely love her!"
You know that sort of anime trope with fathers that are overprotective of their daughters.
Probably explains why he made the whole thing of "If you have sex you'll lose your powers!" I mean that is clearly not going to make her want to do lose her powers, thus reverse psychology and he keeps his daughteru pure.

In the end he is like "this guy is so bro, I guess I can give my daugtheru to him"

>>121099016
pretty much

>>121099029
>tfw the golden light falling from the skies wasn't God
>it was just Michael's trick because Joseph would have killed him otherwise
>the whole virginity deal is just Michael bullshiting his way out of the situation.

>>121099046
So Maria is female Jesus?

>>121099046
>I am more curious why an angel would even need a sword, a man made tool of war.
That sword was forged in Heaven with celestial steel folded trillions of times, it can't be compared to an human tool

>>121099046
Michael is depicted defeating Lucifer with a sword so probably that's the reason.

>>121099046
Ezekiel said if Maria lose powers Artemis and Priapus would have turned back to normal owls but here >>121091927 they are speaking, either God rused her or she is for real his daughter.

>>121099115
>>121099181
If Maria is God's daughter then what does that make Ezekiel, who is an angel born from God's daughter?

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Is Joseph delicious?

>>121099046
So God won't intervene if someone is trying to kill you but he will intervene in order to cockblock you?

>>121099241
the fruit of some kind of meta incest.

>>121099269
Like a jealous iperprotective father

>>121099081
>>it was just Michael's trick because Joseph would have killed him otherwise

>H-H-H-OLY SHIT IS THIS GUY REALLY GOING TO SHOOT? Y-Y-Y-YAMERO I ONLY GOT LUCKY THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE IT HIT THE ARMOR
>Creates light
>"O-Oh, looks like god will forgive you okay bye!"

>>121093516
>Michael beat Satan
>Joseph beat Michael
So Joseph is stronger than Satan? Holy fuck, the powerlevels in this series are fucked up.

>>121099269
All for his cute daugtheru.
I bet god is just collecting daugtherus up on his cloud computer and when someone puts the moves on them he scares them away from relationships.
I mean he left her alone for a long time when she was stopping wars, and then suddenly decided to warn her, warn her in the first place.

>>121099338
>>121099338
This show would be AOTY if this was true

So who was the big bald dude trying to rape her and why was he trying to do it?
Obvious reasons aside, of course..

>>121099338
His line "I'll forgive you because you didn't know who I was" just made me think of one punchman and some shitty hero saying that to saitama.

Guys, what if Cernunnos is Heaven God

>>121096444
was that cut from the anime? or are things just out of order?

>>121099510
cutted, it would have happened in episode 2

>>121099559
damn i liked that moment

>>121099510
>>121099559
>>121099634
What happened?

>>121099658
>maria tells ezekiel to stop the some town from fighting since she can't use magic.
>ezekiel almost gets raped, then god shows up
>every gets knocked out

>>121099739
So God doesn't like Ezekiel getting bullied?

>>121099765
Ezekiel got knocked out too

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>>121089811

>>121095966
DEVILISH TACTICS

>>121089599
Is that...Longinus

>>121100617
Longitude

>>121089628
And what is wrong with it you virgin?
How come every retard commenting on asses and boobs seems to be 12

>>121089628
>never seen a french woman's ass
Sasuga virgin.

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anyone have a webm of this?

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>>121089599
>WOW
Can someone tell me what DarkSydePhil is doing on /a/?

>>121101113
MAKE IT YOURSELF