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Considering most of the kings summoned are failures would Machiavelli

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Considering most of the kings summoned are failures would Machiavelli be a pretty good servant to summon?.
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What he's going to do
Talk the enemy to death?
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>Machiavelli
>Not a failure
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Why not summon the Easter Bunny? He would be a good Assassin.
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>>121066412
Machiavelli was a fan of democracy who wrote "The Prince" after the Medicis broke his arms and threw him in prison.
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>>121067113
Why does a rabbit give out eggs?
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>>121067174
Maybe he enslaves magical chocolate birds.
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>>121067165
If his arms were broken how did he write?
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>>121067223
He took 13 years to make the book nigga
>>121067083
Elaborate
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>>121066412
>noble phantasm: the dildo shaped after Il Valentino's dick with which he pleasured himself in the long lonely nights of his exile
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>>121067174
The original myth had the Easter Bunny handing out Incendiary and Anti-tank Grenades to all the little boys and girls but somewhere along the way people apparently had problems with rabbits developing grenade technology and made them the more realistic "eggs"
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>>121067303
3/10 made me think for more than 1 second because I'm retarded.
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>>121067497
What would I have gotten if it took you less than one second to think?
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Why hasn't anyone summoned Santa Claus?
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>>121067643
>Winning the war in one night

There'd be no story. Santa wins long before the night is even over.
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>>121067643
Why hasn't anyone summoned hitler?
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>>121066412
>Machiavelli
>not Savonarola as Caster
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>>121067764
Why has nobody summoned Reagan?
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>>121067223
Very slowly.
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>Not summoning Cesare Borgia
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>>121067780
>Savonarola
>not Giovanni dalle Bande Nere as Rider
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>>121067281
Not >>121067083, but I think he meant his complete incompetence in military matters. He was a top notch analyst, but failed hard in battle.
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>>121067023
Nah, making them kill each other, just as the last collapses Machiavelli comes around claiming victory, founding a republic or two on the way.
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>>121068072
>making way for a signoria or two on the way.
fixed, Macchiavelli was a good historian but a complete failure politics-wise
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>>121066412
is that dude linus techtips
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>>121068163
His greatest ambition in life was getting his desk job back.
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>>121067643
Because his NPs would be broken as all hell. He might even get a RM.
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>>121066412
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>>121067982
>summoning a guy whose longest lasting achievement was being the son of the pope
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>>121068546
cuck
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Anyone got that official pic of a bunch of historical figures and what types of servants they'd be? Like Shakespeare and Jack the Ripper were two of them, I remember. Oh and Caesar.
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