ITT: People who completely and utterly failed to do their job.

inb4 suzuha

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Salia fails at pretty much everything she does.

Still adorable though.

>>120828850

You had ONE JOB

DON'T GET BROKEN BY THE DICK

All you had to do was let yourself enjoy it until the chance to strike back came, you could have cut the evil son of a bitch's balls off with a pair of scissors with how he was going at you, but did you? No, no you decided not to enjoy it at all costs, then when you started to love it you let your own pride destroy you. Stupid bitch.

>>120829295
She had one success so she's not allowed in this thread.

>>120829393
>Couldn't Pilot Vilkiss
>No one respected her as leader
>Couldn't capture Ange despite having numbers on her
>Let down muh Alektra
>couldn't grow proper breasts
>got obliterated in the egg contest by Chris
>Has poor vision
>Failed to arouse hilda

shall i continue?

>>120829738
Can you read?

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If a jobber jobs, did he do his job?

>>120829810
Yes.

Sunohara

I guess she failed at her job because she couldn't even eat yogert correctly

>>120828850
Who's this smegma smelter?

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>>120828850

>>120829935
Her job is impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zy9nw9W4Ek

>>120829935
arguable at least

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BELIEVE

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>>120829388

Anon she is just a regular girl (although a very attractive one) who was getting raped every single day by a Rape Buddha with a giant magical dick that can shoot out liters of cum. What did you think was going to happen to her? At least she didn't break as fast and as bad as her sister.

Majima is just too powerful and the more attractive the girl is the stronger he gets. She never stood a chance.

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This guy.

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>>120828850
She couldn't fail more.

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she had one job just one
Dont get fucked over that's it

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>>120828850

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>>120829935
>implying

>>120829393
What success?

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You had one job
DONT BE A FUCKING RETARDED SISTER.

>>120831016
toriyama designs are all extremely alike. what else is new?
and gohan didnt fail until buu saga

>>120829935
at the end of the the 1st season yes
but she sort of does it in the 3rd movie

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>>120830936
Fuckin Rip...

>>120830501

>wait, you wanted me to take care of your sister and NOT murder her? whoops i forgot lol :)

>>120828850
what's on her face?

>>120831222
Gohan failed against Nappa. Then he proceeded to be just useless until Cell. Then after that he went back to being a failure for the rest of the story.

>>120830477
He was born to fail.

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>>120831816
Mayonnaise

>>120828850
>expecting women to not be broken in shows like these

writers will make the penis win every single time

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I got one

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>>120831960

>>120831960
>retired before 30
>failed

>>120831937
Mindbreak is best tag.

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>>120831960
LOW BLOW NIGGER

>>120832080
>Literally broke

>>120831816

my love

>>120831960
I came into the thread for this. You never fail to amuse me /a/

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>>120831937

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>>120831937

C'mon, anon. Do you really think a beautiful girl like her stands a chance against this thing?

That things main purpose is to violate and dominate pretty girls.

>>120832620
It's like a blastoise going up against a super hot and sexy charizard.

>>120829935
That's some shit fanart.

>>120828850
>I'll get you Spiderman!

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B T F O

T

F

O

>>120831016
NTRNTRNTRNTR

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- Couldn't protect Miki
- Couldn't save mankind
- Couldn't kill Satan
- Dies on every continuity without his boyfriend moving the strings

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>>120828850

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>>120832833

Hehe.. I get it

Because he's going to use his hydro-pump to blast her with cum!

>>120831960
who?

Maybe I'm just a faggot, but I really can't get into depressing porn. It only works for me is the sufferer is a real asshole that deserves it to some extent.

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>>120833376
You're a vanillafag we get it bro. This is a love story though

>>120833438

W-what is she smiling about?

>>120833590
cocks

>>120833590
Would you not be smiling if you were raped by millions of disgusting unwashed old men and forced to lick the smegma of all their dicks and swallow all their cum?

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>>120833605

>>120833650
Seems like neither vaginas nor cocks are happy when they see me.

;_;

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His greatest accomplishment was fucking dying.

>>120833790
you mean killing the gorilla and combining gurren & lagann.

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>>120831960
Fuck you.

>>120833790
he did kind of bring simoun and gang out of those fantasy worlds.

>>120829987
Winrar

>>120828850
Wasn't her job making me cum buckets?

She succeeded magnificently

>>120833864
And it was all after dying first. Spiral power.

>>120834038
No, he died after, dead people can't control robots or shout giga drill breaker.

Asagi. Being a helpless fuckhole for demons is about as far from slaying them as one can get.

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>>120834073
>No, he died after
Nope, Gurren Laganns read outs even show him as dead

>>120833790
Saying Kamina failed is like saying Obi-Wan failed.

>>120834153
That's pretty accurate actually

>>120834153
But he did

>>120834153
he did, when anakin was laying near the lava river or whatever he should have just forced pushed him into it
instead he just walked away as he was partially burned by the heat
not only was that stupid, it was actually pretty fucking cruel.

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>>120831215

>Be aspiring young model
>everywhere you go all anyone wants to talk about is your legendary older sister
>begin to feel the pressure of knowing you'll never match up to her
>decide to build up the courage to ask your sister for some help
>she basically tells you to fuck off to your room while she's brushing her hair
>decide to try to find help elsewhere since your sister doesn't care to hear about your feelings
>oh shit it's a fucking rape cult
>end up becoming some old fat guys play thing
>he brutally takes your virginity
>sister tries to save you
>fails miserably TWICE.

Riko deserved every single last drop of cum for being a shitty older sister.

>>120834145
I'm pretty sure that's just the usual ''machines can't feel souls'' shit.

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>>120829238
Nope.

>>120834272
>that's just the usual ''machines can't feel souls'' shit
Well yeah, his body was dead but his spirit kept burning long enough to finish what he wanted

>>120833165
I'll fucking fight you nigga

>>120831816
pigeon poop

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kaneda.

>>120828850
Sauce pls? Reverse image search gave me jack shit.

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>>120834299
> spend 25 episodes chasing after a bitch
> give her up for no real reason

what anime is in OP's pic? help i must see this with my own dick

>>120834587
boku no pico

>>120829810
That all depends on whether the job he was jobbing was his job.

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He was too incompetent to save his waifu.

>>120834570
Last minute character assassinations are a bitch.

>>120832620
I've seen quite enough hentai, but i can't remember this scene? Where's this from?

>>120834853
he saved his sister from being an edgy bitch.

>>120834645
dont do this to me man

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>>120834840
Isn't the problem more that she's too good at her job

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>>120834911
His girlfriend is dead though.

>>120834547
Try harder, faggot. I found it already.

>>120834911
>>120834853
wasn't everything that happened in umineko all a dream?

>>120834547
"My elder sister cannot possibly suck this much"

>>120835225
it is funny because you say it like she is a terrible sister but another intepretation of that sentence is sucking meaning fellatio.

>>120835222
no he just gets amnesia from nearly drowning in the sea, bit by bit he remembers as he writes the books with Hanyuu.

>>120834911
Depends on the route.

>>120835140
girlfriend or boyfriend?

>>120835603
we already know the canon route is the one where she isn't an edgy bitch since the ???? confirms it.

which is bad since the ending where Erika is with her somehow is miles better.

>>120835630
check your privilege you cis bigot.

Can some of you anons tell me the title of this, please?

>>120835603
Magic end is the true one.
Trick end was an extra one for mysteryfags.

>>120835647
>which is bad since the ending where Erika is with her somehow is miles better.
Ange becoming a horrible abusive bitch like Erika isn't better in any dictionary.

>>120835839
It's already been posted.

>>120835766
at least he finished with positive kda

>>120835839
boku no hero academia

>>120832158
>Literally broke
>All those trips to japan

>>120835894
tl;dr

>>120835865
she kills herself, but what makes it good is that Erika, the best character, is there on the outside world.

>>120835777
Checked.

>>120835766
he killed blondie.

>>120834236
Or he could force pull him out.

"Geez Obi, I wanted to fuck your midichlorians out of your ass for what you did to me but seeing my children makes me want to leave behind a better galaxy so let's go fuck Sheev up."

>>120836159
She's a delusion of Ange, is not real.

>>120836282
>Or he could force pull him out.
the guy was full emo mode at that point, best just to mercy kill him.

>>120836304
anything you believe in is real in umineko, it's how Ange saved herself when her aunt wanted to kill her.

>>120836368
>it's how Ange saved herself when her aunt wanted to kill her.
Eva never tried to kill her though.

>>120836432
not Eva, the one that was the sister of Kyrie.

>>120831937
Not always. I've seen a doujin or two were the girl metely pretends to be mindbroken, and then rapes/kills/captures the rapists when they least expect it>>120831960

>>120834027
My fuckin nigga.

I agree with this anon. She exceeded at her mission!

>>120830501
He's totally a ghost always watching over me I'd never forget him- oops your sister's dead haha *pees pants*

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Failed to live a peaceful life...

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>>120834384

tamaofag plz. there is no shame in losing to best girl.

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>>120831611
>":)"
Get out