Asuka Langley is best waifu prove me wrong

Shit character
Shit personality

Sohryu > Shikinami

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>prove me wrong
Easy

>>120653660
They said prove them wrong anon.

I cant. Shes my waifu.

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>>120653483
But, OP, she's better as daughteru material

Anyone with a waifu from NGE has psychological issues and has shit taste. Can someone prove me wrong?

>>120653483
you are wrong.
there you go.

>>120653705
Misato was coming onto Shinji before they even met. Her game is far superior to Asuka's, not to mention her everything else

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>>120653483
Her neck is too long

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>>120653660
Here is a better version of that.

>>120653920
Yes

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What do you think about Assukas ass?

>>120653920
>Anyone with a waifu has psychological issues
Fixed

>>120653483
Fuck off moot

>>120654715
Who do you suppose even took that photo, anyway?
Misato doesn't seem like the kind of person that would own a tripod or anything like that, so...

Rei > Asuka

>>120654715
Is this the same artist who drew that /ss/ doujin where Toji and Kensuke are molesting Misato while she's passed out?

>>120655821
Kaji

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>>120653483
Seras Victoria better virgin than your red expanding slut.

>>120653660
Misato all the way

>>120653483
>she will never have kaiji's dick
;:;

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>>120656196
But Kaiji is too good for her, and he doesn't need pedophile accusations

>>120656196
kaiji has mikoko
and akagi

>>120653920
Not really. Meaning I can't really prove you wrong.

>>120653483
sup moot

>>120653920
>Anyone with a waifu ... has psychological issues
FIFY

>>120653595
It's a given.

didnt she have sex with that one adult guy?
i thought /a/ wants its waifus pure

>>120657076
>didnt she have sex with that one adult guy
Are you fucking retarded?

moot likes her so, no, she is not the best waifu.

>>120653847
That would be Rei. She's the apotheosis of neglection. As in, she didn't even get care in the first place, she was fast forwarded into teen years while in a pod.

>>120653660
/thread

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>>120655908
yeah, konkit.

>>120655976
>edge's first waifu

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>>120653483
/thread

>>120657100
mh? didnt she?
or did she just fantasice about fucking him?

>>120655821
Pen pen.

>>120657221
>mh?
No, she wanted to be treated like an adult, and in her eyes that meant coming on to Kaji all the time.

>>120657291
but thats what sluts do all the time

>>120657404
Asuka had to grow up too soon because of her mom, but she was still treated like a kid. That pissed her off, and she saw sex and relationships as "adult", so she thought if she came on to Kaji it would mean she was an adult too.

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>>120654715
Even better version.

I-I think Rei is cute..

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>>120653660

>>120657599
JUST POST THE FUCKING UNCENSORED VERSION FOR FUCKS SAKE SEARCHING FOR IT WOULD JUST KILL MY BONER

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>>120653483

Wrong

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>>120657619
Young misato is my fetish.

>>120655201
I love it it.

>>120657678
>You and you're waifu will never take the same picture that Misato and Kaji are taking

Fucking kill me now

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>>120657678

I don't think she's that young in that picture...

>>120657754
She's like seventeen in that picture

>>120657728
>Kaji

>>120657678
Why havent we gotten a age reversal Eva spin off yet?

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>>120657652

>>120657912
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT STOP TEASING MY THROBBING ERECTION AND POST THE FUCKING UNCENSORED SHIT I'M DYING HERE

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>genius high ranking officer, pilot of an EVA, young
>waaaaahhh I want adults to seem as an adult too!
Literally retard

>Best EVA unit version
>Gets outmatched by a whinny faggot in his test unit
Unlucky shit

>Waahh I want to commit suicide in this bathtube
Sore loser

>B-b-but tha booty anon
ASSuka, literally the only good thing about her.


Rei is worst, she isn't even a human being.

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Misato is so best

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>>120658007

>>120658007
How big are you anon-kun?

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Daily reminder that you will never be her seat.

>>120653483

annoying tsundere whore

I see you, moot.

>>120658147
JUST POST IT ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE I JUST GOT OFF A BAN FOR SPOILERED H BUT I'M PREPARED TO DO IT AGAIN BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THIS
>>120658174
PRETTY SMALL THE LAST TIME I CHECKED I WAS SIX AND A HALF INCHES WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN

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>>120658036
She kept talking about how fucking good she is but she just couldn't back it up.

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>>120657602
I like both.

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>>120658292

>>120658219
Let me dream

>>120658292
>6 1/2 inches
>Small
That's perfect size sweetie~

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>>120658292
Fun fact Kaworu's Lance of longinus is 23cm=9in.

>>120657184
Don't tell me you'd rather be sucked dry by Usaka than to be inside the vampfu.

>>120658425
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN ALIVE IF MISATO WILL NEVER MOLEST ME AND DROOL IN MY MOUTH
>>120658521
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO SO MY INCESSANT MASTURBATION MIGHT HAVE INCREASED IT'S SIZE

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>>120658654

>>120658758
>You will never knock up Misato while being egged on by PenPen

>>120658061
sauce plox

>>120658758
>>120658425
fuck off, literally kaworufag level of cancer

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>>120658885
Calm down and have some assuka.

>>120658837
>Do it, implant her with the seed of Satan.

>>120658837
Shinji and Misato would be terrible parents. Almost as bad as Shinji/Asuka or Shinji/Rei would be.

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>>120658942

>>120659049
Who else could he be with? Ritsuko? Maya? Mari?

>>120659105
I want to grope her butt while uncontrollably whimpering from how happy I am

>>120659049
Shinji would be a great parent. It's the rest that have problems

Why do I keep browsing this thread while being forced to be out?

My sexual frustration could genocide solar systems .

>>120659105
Someone tell me there is a futa edit of this.

>>120654715
Misato doesn't have blue eyes.

>>120659178
Hikari.

>>120659251
Why the fuck would he do that to his friend? Toji is a good guy, just not a good pilot.

>>120659049
How about Misato and Kaji as your parents?

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Why did everyone in 3.0 become an edgelord?

>>120659280
>Why the fuck would he do that to his friend?
He did way worse to him once.

>>120659332
Can I have Misato and Assuka as my parents instead?

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>>120659365
She gives off so much edge in like every single frame she appears in.

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>>120659332
As long as they never see each other it would be fine. Kaji is more of a cool mentor or teacher.
>>120659366
Explain because I don't follow you
>>120659365
Because muh time skip caused everyone to forget what happened
>DO IT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SHINJI
>Why did you fucking do it Shinji? Now I'm going to put a collar on you that will kill you if you leave.

>>120659441
>Wanting Asuka as a parent over Based Kaji
What's wrong with kids today?

>>120659441
God dammit, I didn't even want to write Assuka, just Asuka.

>>120659441
Double mazacon? sick style bro.

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>>120659487
I feel sorry for Misatofags who loved her for her original character.

>"Nothing personal kid"

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Hikari best

>>120659583
>no *pssh kid*

Disappointing

>>120659508
As much as I don't like Asuka, at least she would be there if you needed her, as long as she isn't comatose, that is

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No one understands my pain.

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>Rebuild of the Rebuild of Evangelion
>Shinji lives with Kaji
>>120659583
Even worse when you realized Shinji and Misato Held hands and squeezed them tighter in 1.11

>>120659365
>Earth did become sterile and the little they have was destroyed after Shinji fucked up again.

Are you a retard?

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Holy shit look at these two edgelord bitches. Look, look at them. Holy shit how was this allowed. Look at how fucking edgy they look. Did Anno not think to himself when making this scene and say "hmmm, maybe this is a bad idea.."?

>>120659583

Me too.

>Willing to teach Shinji about women
>Both a mother and sister figure
>So broke inside she fucks her old flame cause she doesn't have anyone at 30.

Then she's aged into a nonsensical hysterical woman.

>>120659648
I don't think Kaji would be a bad dad once he actually had a responsibility. Asuka would just be a psychobitch from day one.

I'm guessing Ritsuko had close to no screen time in 3.0 but is she as bad as Misato?

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Having a waifu from Evangelion is a relatively tame wild when you have no stakes in any of the main warring parties.

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>>120659583
At least her new design is still pretty hot

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>>120659692
That's just sad.

>>120659724
It doesn't excuse her for becoming an eddgelord of this calibur. I don't know who thought this was a good idea.

>hurrr fuck you Shinji, don't move I'll kill you right here!!

Damn son.

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>>120659740
Oh yeah, I'm looking

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>>120659508
You dont know what your talking about.

>>120659902
How autistic are you that you think anything that isn't moe is "edgy"? Misato's reactions aren't out of line given the state of the world

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Look, they even tried portraying her as a villain in this scene when she makes her reappearance close to the end of the movie.

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>>120659902
What happened with the spears was more her fault than Shinji.

>>120659914
>cowtitted Asuka
Excuse me while I vomit.

Guys, I have a fantasy
I want to be transported into the Eva Universe right before the first episode. I want to be a pilot, but not being able to pilot my Eva until after episode 6.
I would let Shinji get his kills, but there would be more angels and such, therefore the timeline of the show would be more spread out.
However, the point is this: I want all previous knowledge of the show and what happens, so that I can protect these characters, and put there broken minds back together. I want to make them happy. And I want to try to make the perfect ending.
Is that an autistic want, or no?

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>>120653483
but we never had a "/a/ draws the asuka" thread like this.

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>>120653483
>prove me wrong
Why should I ? You're right.

>>120659971
It's just the way they portray her in the movie, I'm not really talking about her character, although her cold and distant attitude goes hand in hand with in perfectly.

>>120660097
We did, but Reifags actually care about drawing there waifu

Stop being so obvious, moot.

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>>120659740

>>120653483
Moot pls

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>>120660220
You mean the Gendo parallels?

They're for a reason. They do the same with Assuka.

>>120660037
Nah. I fantasize the same, more or less.

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So what exactly is the message here?

Fucked if you do, fuck if you don't?

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>>120660023

>>120660279
Shinji has more parallels with Gendo now than Misato

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>1.11
>Shinji is a fucking attention whore who wants people to feel sorry for him
>2.22
>Shinji now wants to get his dad to notice him by doing thinks to make him proud making him more likable
>3.33
>Misato goes full yandere that Shinji picks Rei over her and everyone blames him for something that they didnt warn him about
>now side with Shinji
>>120660279
Does this mean Misato will win the Shinjibowl this time?

>>120660293
You can (not) redo.

>>120660037
You don't need knowledge of the show to protect everyone.
Just make basic logical decisions, such as treating the pilots well and hanging out with them to make their mood improve, not tolerating the pilots' bullshit when they start doing whatever they want ("HURR MY PRIDE I'LL TAKE THE ANGEL ALONE" Fuck you Asuka, if you fuck up, and you WILL fuck up, the reparations will cost more than what you could make in 1000 lives by selling your body. Follow the goddamn plan)

>>120660342
>Does this mean Misato will win the Shinjibowl this time?
Gendo never won the Shinjibowl.

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Your waifu, is mai waifu's waifu.

>>120653483
>best waifu.
I shes cute but crazier than a bag of cats, would need a therapist and a few years of maturing before she would be ready for a romantic relationship.

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Asuka was my waifu once, too.

I wish your people prosperity.

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I like Rei new plugsuit.

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>>120653483
Here, I proved you wrong.
By the way, green>red.

>>120660544
>he can't handle 100% tsun-tsun so he went for the flat-chested, watered down version

>>120660465
Who? Mari?

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I love Sooka, but I wish Mari would abandon her for Kensuke.

I mean, I don't know why Mari/Kensuke isn't a thing. Pair the otaku bait with the otaku. Glasses with glasses. Only characters in the series who like giant robots and think that piloting them is generally cool.

>>120660735
Who would even want to handle 100% tsun-tsun?
I am a total masochist and even I wouldn't put up with Asuka and her domestic violence.

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>>120660838
He's kill or an old fart. Eva stops aging.
>You will never become an eva pilot.

>>120660848
>I am a total masochist and even I wouldn't put up with Asuka and her domestic violence.

Well clearly you aren't a total M then

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>>120660838
Mari has good taste, Asuka is hotter and cuter than him.

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>not even brown
>best waifu
shiggy diggy, etc.

>>120660921
He's obviously kill. So is Touji for that matter.

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>>120660976
>Vegetarian

>>120660942
I am, but there's a line between pain and abuse that Asuka regularly crosses. I don't want to be a battered husband

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>>120660990
>implying he won't return as Cyborg Toji

>>120661213
I'm tsundere for Anima

I hate it, but I still think it's really fucking cool just how ridiculous it is

>>120661213
The only good thing about anima was all those Reis.

>>120661213
He won't.

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>>120661400
Oh ye of little faith

>>120661520
>dropping your loli into the trash
what a faggot

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>>120661343
Agreed. Definitely boner inducing.

>>120661520
Shinji with Kaji hair is terrible.

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>>120661693
It's just a Rei bro

>>120661826
>Loli EVA pilots
I wouldn't be surprised of Anno used this idea in the next Rebuild. It wouldn't be the dumbest thing he took from Anima.

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>>120661793
I thought that was Kintaro.

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Western release when?

>>120662299
Carmine still doesn't have a western release? I always assumed it did.

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>>120660976
Can't even cook.

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>>120660465
Tiffany Grant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzvIn0mdXtY

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She's a terrible waifu, but a hot piece of ass.

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>>120662741
Damn straight.

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>>120662741
Her ass is my waifu.

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>>120662651
Neither can Asuka.

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>>120661343
not only the Rei.

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>>120662839
Or Rei for that matter.

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>>120662876
Therefore, by sheer cooking prowess, Shinji is indisputably still best waifu.

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>>120662839
Atleast she looks good while doing it.

>>120661696
>That awful quality drawing
>Boner inducing

You'll fap to anything won't you?

Time for an unpopular opinion
I love Misato's english voice actress her voice is so unf.

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>>120653483
>Asuka Langley is best waifu
>Prove me wrong
She's not Rei, and she's a shit.
>STATUS REPORT
>>STATUS: PROVEN WRONG

>>120662924

Is there one with Shinji wearing a wig version of his mother's hair?

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>>120661086
I disagree with it too but clearly it produces results.

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>>120663582
Yeah, one of the games has Fuyutsuki dress Shinji up like Yui to take some sexy pictures and quite possibly rapes him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26VFYHj1dY

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>>120663698
>335x480
Oh, anon, we can do better than that.

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>>120663477
Rei is empirically shit - moot

>>120663711
>possibly rapes him.
There's no fucking way he didn't rape him

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>>120663811
>Quoting a jewcuck to defend you're waifu
Truly pathetic.

>>120663880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enD-D9mMV1g

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>>120663880
Payback for Gendo being a cunt.

Is moot in this thread right now?

Would Gendo act differently towards shinji if he was a girl?

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>>120663924
I completely forgot how much fucked up shit there was in this game

Why do I get the feeling Fuyutsuki is a nice person in the rebuilds?

Reifags are attracted to Rei because she is a shy, beautiful girl who secretly cares for Shinji.

They see themselves in Shinji. When a beautiful girl is awkward around them, they want to imagine she's like Rei, that she can't express her love for them. But actually, it's because they're so beta that Shinji is Sean Connery as James Bond in comparison to them. The girl isn't concealing her feelings, she's disgusted with them. So they curl up and fantasize about Rei some more. They become a part of the otaku culture that Anno wrote Eva, partly, to criticize.

This is a hard truth, but you must embrace reality. Even Shinji does, and of course it's no wonder he ends up with Asuka at the end and not Rei.

>>120664070
Are all Asukafags this delusional? I'd have to say yes, after dealing with them all this time.

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>>120664128
This is copypasta, just ignore it.

>>120664070
Kaworufags are attracted to Kaworu because he is a susve, beautiful boy who secretly cares for Shinji.

They see themselves in Shinji. When a suave boy is awkward around them, they want to imagine he's like Kaworu, that he can't express his love for them. But actually, it's because they're so beta that Shinji is Sean Connery as James Bond in comparison to them. The guy isn't concealing his feelings, he's disgusted with them. So they curl up and fantasize about Kaworu some more. They become a part of the otaku culture that Anno wrote Eva, partly, to criticize.

This is a hard truth, but you must embrace reality. Even Shinji does, and of course it's no wonder he ends up with Asuka at the end and not Kaworu.

>>120664235
Why do I love low quality rei?

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>>120660097

We did, and Moot posted in it.

>>120655201
Unit 1 what the fuck are you doing

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>>120664128
Yeah Reifags are just chuuni shits that think spouting existentialist drivel makes a character deep and interesting like themselves

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>>120657812
Why haven't we gotten one with just Evas

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Superior waifu

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>>120664392
The right thing.

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>>120657678

>>120657678

Kaji is a pretty stable character, he's not crazy enough to be an Eva pilot.

Maybe it would be different if he were 14 though, but iirc it's only in the manga continuity that he even has a troubled backstory.

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>>120664727
>We could have gotten this if Anno didn't introduce "The Curse of EVA" bullshit.

>>120664770
>Kaji is a pretty stable character
>Angel is destroying NERV
>he is watering watermelons
Yeah stable

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>>120664832
Dammit Anno

>>120653483
>sees asuka thread
>is hammered out of his mind
HOHOHO LETS SEE THE QUALITY POSTS

>>120664832
We could have gotten a better movie if anno didnt push this fucking time skip bullshit.

>>120665161
DON'T CALL ANYONE

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What does Asukas ass in a plugsuit taste like?

>>120665215
Chris please, you are already in too deep.

>>120665224
Same as without the plugsuit: delicious

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WHY DID HE PULL A FUCKING GUN OUT? DOES HE LOVE SHINJI THAT FUCKING MUCH?

>>120665224
Assuming plugsuits are made of some kind of rubberized material, provably plastic.

>>120664850

What I got out of that scene, was he was watering the melons because the world was coming to an end and there was nothing he could do. He was accepting that he might very well die, and there was nothing he could do to stop it.

Seems kinda stable to me.

>>120665340
Bros before hos, dog.

>>120665426
>world is ending
>doesn't care
No, that's not stable that's fatalistic

Same applies for just waiting to get shot

>>120665428
Both of them are hoes. Shinji is just more fuckable and slutty.

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>>120664832
Even Anno couldn't have gotten away with having an actual 28 year old Asuka.

>>120665471

He knows he's made a lot of mistakes, he knows he's gonna die one way or the other, but he's calm about it.

Compare that to Shinji in the same episode. Kaji is actually the one who encourages him to get in the robot, he puts his hopes in Shinji, and then the robot runs out of battery.

Look at Shinji's reaction to being about to die, compare to Kaji's, tell me which is more stable.

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>>120657678
>>120657812

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>>120665632
>using Shinji as a measure of stability

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>>120665702
There's a joke here

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What would you do in this situation?

What are your opinions on the new Angels in the rebuilds?

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>>120663924

>>120666120
Inseminate in front of everybody

>>120666136
Clockiel and Tuniel?

Shit

>>120666306
Tuniel aka Satan a qt

>>120666435
>tfw never went deep into what seele was doing to him

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>>120666506
Ah yes Rebuild 2.0, when the movies still had some potential

>>120666630
>3.0 could have been about Angels turned into Evas

>>120666506
>>120666630
>>120666739

Don't worry, 4.0 will make up for it all by actually being a two hour self-interview of Anno elaborating on the long path he took to discovering his homosexuality.

>>120663811
"Go outside." -moot

Truly, you should feel ashamed.

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>>120666833
4.0 is just gay sex with anno screaming NO HOMO

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>mfw 3+1 will be even more gay than Boku No Pico

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>>120667766
Impossible, the problem was Mamied.

>>120666136
The CGI was painful.

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Asuka
>redhead
>GOAT piloting skills
>is a tsundere
>doesn't hesitate when it comes to violence
>has a college degree
Rei
>it's a clone
>doesn't have emotions
>would do whatever you tell her because she thinks thats her purpose
>can be easily replaced

>>120669160
>>can be easily replaced
Maybe in battle... but not in my heart.

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Why did this movie look so damn good?

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>>120670371
Because you are blind?

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>>120670371
It doesn't. It raped Sadamoto's wonderful character designs with fuckawful chins.

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>>120670447
>>120670413
>nitpicking at unimportant shit
>"hurr my waifu's chin is too pointy Dx"
>split instance of CGI is supposed to discredit the entire movie

Shut the fuck up. I recently rewatched the movie and it looks amazing.

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>>120670656
>I recently rewatched the movie and it looks amazing.
Get your eyes checked then

>>120670656
I can't tell if you're serious or baiting.

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Daily reminder that the A in Asuka stands for A-cup.

>>120670703
So how much did this movie cost?

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>>120670753
They change size.

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>>120670753
Actually it stands for ASSuka

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>>120670703
Shit like this makes me shudder at what 4.0 is going to be like.

>>120670827
I'm so happy I got in on the preorders for the rerelease.

>>120670857
Why the fuck cant they make it look as good as that one fighting video game?

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>>120670656

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>>120670753
Pretty sure it stands for Ass.

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>>120670822
Jup

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>>120670703
Oh look another CGI nitpicking faggot.

>>120670744
The only "serious" thing here is, the problem with the blindhate 3.0 is receiving from tards like you when it comes to it's visuals.

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>>120670923
I wish someone had scans of those Groundworks artbooks from the Rebuilds.
I have the ones for the originals, but I'd like to have them all.

>>120671014
>>120670923
So is this like official porn?

>>120670822
kek, she's not even important enough to have a consistent character design.

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>>120671069
No, just sketches for how the final product should be drawn.
THIS is official porn from Gainax's strip mahjong game in the 90s.

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>>120670927
The joke here is that if you watch the scenes from inside the plugs you see the skulls in the background are just horrible flat textures

>>120670857
>damn giant lightsaber
yup Anno is the next george Lucas

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>>120671137
>dat cute ass

>>120671160
You can also see that Shinji is a flat character.

>>120671137
I'd kill to play strip mahjong with my waifu.

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>>120671160
They look good in other scenes.

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>>120671444
There are ROMs of the game floating around. Usually have to be able to read Moonrunes to navigate the websites that have them. Not to mention the games themselves are going to be most likely untranslated.

>>120671160
I'd rather see the money go to fight scenes than background skulls.

>>120671602
Figures. At least it's reassuring to know that there are ROMs out there in the first place, thanks.

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>>120671645
Good thing they know how to ruin even the decently animated scenes

>>120670857
Still better than those shitty naginatas fights.

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>>120670753

>>120671213
"We've seen him but we've never actually seen him fight. This'll be the first time we actually see him pull out that little Eva of his and go to town, so that's something everybody's waiting for." - H.Anno on the Gendo vs Shinji Eva fight

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>mfw I will check all future usaka threads in wait of moot as admin emeritus

I (can't) believe he will be here. ;_;

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>>120671902
>big >>120659105

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>>120672099

>>120670827
Yesterday I jacked off to other guys jacking off to figurines or SOF. I'm about to do the exact same thing.

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>>120667766

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Ok so help me out here.

1.Once Shinji is abducted, Wille fucks off to God knows where and doesn't bother to go after him.
2.Eva13 is needed because some plot-induced barrier is surrounding Lilith and nothing can get through it
3.Eva13 descends through the central shaft to Terminal Dogma, the most direct path there is
4.It takes them a good few minutes to reach the bottom of the shaft

But then literally seconds after they land in Terminal Dogma Asuka and Mari are already there. With Mari already having her own, personal sniper-nest set up in the ceiling. How the fuck did they get down there at the same time as Eva13 which took the most direct and fastest route? Another thing to note is that Eva13 even when flying at top speed needed a good 10-15 seconds to reach the surface so the distance to the surface is actually quite significant.

So how the fuck did Wille get down there so freaking fast? Are we to believe Asuka and Mari sat outside Liliths brier simply waiting for something to happen for days and days while Shinji was learning to play the piano? As a mater of fact how did Wille infiltrate NERV without any opposition in the first place?

>>120660961
>Mari has good taste
That is True.

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>>120672512
muh ship of hope

>>120672512
>2.Eva13 is needed because some plot-induced barrier is surrounding Lilith and nothing can get through it
It has 2 pilots because Gendo figured out Kaworu would probably betray him/try to stop it when he figured out shit was off so he needed Shinji to be a retard and do it anyway.

>>120669160
>Asuka
>>redhead
>>GOAT piloting skills
>>is a tsundere
>>doesn't hesitate when it comes to violence
>>has a college degree
Also Lesbian, that ruin her character.

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>>120672099
Why did you post an image of Kaworu?He has the best dick not ass.

>>120670857
We are gonna have a Lesbian singing Scene between Asuka and Mari.

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>>120672848
Their is nothing wrong with tsundere European lesbian red heads!

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>>120654072
Inherited it from her mother

>>120672971
>Their is nothing wrong with tsundere European lesbian red heads!
Is a Problem when they have really bad taste for Womans.

>>120672420
>Damn that is a nice wait that haircut...

>>120672721
PenPen ;_;

>>120672780
Yeah, that's not my problem. My problem is that Lilith suddenly has some impenetrable barrier surrounding her out of nowhere

>>120673047
Underrated post.

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>>120672848
>Asuka
>lesbian

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>>120672910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScnGKm06vx4

Fuck 3.00 I wanted Shinji and Kaworu to pilot eva 13 by playing piano.

>>120673093
I'm not sure Eva-13 was specifically needed, other than because Gendo wanted 2 pilots.

>>120673189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-zRNVL21q8

I want to see Asuka singing this song.

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Shaft X Gainax

>>120673267
I am since it's explicitly stated in the movie, by Kaworu himself

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Shinji and Kaworu's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpqmoBYkQfc
You can not deny it.

>>120673550
So I take it you are the new cancerous Kaworufaggot that will plague these threads for the next few weeks before he gets tired and leaves

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>>120673727
I've been here since nov man.

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>>120673727
Also I think you'r that guy that always shit talks me so I made you a special image.

>>120673967
Yeah, yeah sure buddy you are a special snowflake and I am stalking you

Seen to many of you fucks spamming threads with your garbage, you all get tired of it, and you all leave

>>120673793
Let's pretend It's October.

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>>120674098
Yeah yeah what ever go back to evageeks.
I'm done with your shit.

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>>120674248
>tumblr reject who has been infatuated with NGE for a month thinking he can tell other what they should do

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You know what's odd,there has never been a samurai Eva AU.

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>>120674768

>>120672971
I now have All The ThingsShe Said stuck in my Head stuck in myHead STUCK IN MY HEAD

thanks anon, as if this was not enough.

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>>120674806

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>>120674826
Ok how about this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR84Du-HUjk
This song should be Shinji's theme.

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>>120674853

>>120675010
ive clicked it,so it should be in my history. tomrrow, when im sober,if i remember to watch it, i will loginto a random eva thread at 4PM EST and repost it if I agree withyou. But right now im too drunk to listen to japanese songs it actually messes with me. Only exception was S&W OP.

>>120658771
SAUCE PLEASE