>tfw you turn your volume extra loud when watching some cool

>tfw you turn your volume extra loud when watching hentai so your neighbor can think you're fucking some exotic chinese gook

>tfw I've never watched anime without headphones on

for what purpose?

Don't joke about it, I used to think this way when I was 15, watching anime with my parents at home and all. I cringe when I remember it.

>>120517248
Kek

I only use headphones, I don't even own any external stereos.

When I'm stopped at a busy intersection, I like to turn on some J-pop and crank up the volume so everyone in the cars next to me is forced to hear the shrill voices of a hundred Japanese teens trying to break into the idol industry without resorting to AV work.

>>120517360
You don't own a tv?

>>120517317
try watching strike witches with your mother

>>120517387
I recall some idiot once tried to watch Strike Witches with his family, he had just decided that it would a good thing to start with, probably because he hadn't done the slightest bit of research.

Boy did that skeeve out his family.

>>120516641
i do it to deliberately piss people off

>>120517779
Fucking idiot. I pity him, but that was not a smart idea.

I got 'dem assburgers but good god I have sense enough to know that shows not good for the 'rents. Let alone the whole family.

>>120517779
i dont believe it

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>>120517779
>Episode 7

>>120517896
Not me. I drive a Prius and generally I blare 80s and 90s electronic.

Unless I"m at an intersection, THEN I blare the J-pop.

>>120517779
Please enlighten me to what is in this anime called strike witches, is to lewd? To gory?

>>120517995
Fuck off, retard

>>120517779
It all depends what sort of parents one has

Don't generalize

>>120517995
it's a world with no pants or skirts and everyone walks around in panties

>>120517779
theres worse
there was that anon who for Christmas gave his sister lingerie

I listen to cranked up super eurobeat all the time when driving alone in my very own Toyota shitbox it makes the car go faster

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>>120516641
>tfw you always use headphones in case a lewd scene comes so people don't think you're watching porn

>>120517995
All the characters are 15 year olds flying around with only panties on

>>120518157
Not all of them. I think Minna is 19 and Mio is 20.

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>>120517878
Fuck it was so long ago, someone had told it on /a/, he was super mad and accused /a/ of setting him up, as if it wasn't entirely his own fault, like his little sister had legit asked him if he was a pedophile and shit.

Someone must have a screencap of that.

>>120518047
I suppose you're right.

>>120518189
Does that really make that much of a difference?

>>120517382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvJE97hsxyw

>>120518239
Of course. There's a world of difference between someone who is 15 and someone who is 20.

Five years is not a lot in the grand scheme of things, but it is when it comes to adolescent development.

>>120518205
>if he was a pedophile and shit.
theres like only one girl that you can say is prepubecent

>>120518157
What's so special? It's legal to have sex with a 14 year old.

>>120518205
I haven't noticed Jay having a gap between his front teeth.

>>120518205
>ask 4chan for advice
>blindly follow said advice
>complain after it proves to be terrible advice
Why are people so stupid?

>>120518277
True, but remember that people are normalfags, to most, there's not a difference between hebephilia, ephebophilia and pedophilia.

Like, if you want to fuck a 16 year old, they think you also want to fuck a 5 year old.

It doesn't help that there's a lot of shameless pantyshots all over the series.

>>120517248
>tfw he called the cops because he thought I was raping some exotic chinese gook

>>120517995

>never heard of Strike Witches
>won't even bother to look it up himself

Please leave

>>120518275
I meant, since the show is about pantless teenagers shooting at sky aliens, would normalfags care if that one character isn't underage? I think not.

>>120518367
>panty shots
after the 3rd episode it no longer registered to me.

>>120517382
We need more good Samaritans like this anon. Many people would love j-pop but have never been exposed to it.
>You know what to blast when your driving today

>>120518416
The age probably wouldn't even factor in if we're talking about that, really. It'd just be "SWEET JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE NOT WEARING PANTS"

>>120518205
These are some stupid parents
Fortunately, I wouldn't have this sort of problem since my parents know I am a pedo

>>120517387
I watched Madoka with my dad. Step up negro.

>>120518367
don't attempt to justify your disgusting fetishes please, it just makes you look worse. no one in their right mind would ever sympathize with you.

>>120518483
It's nice to have understanding parents.
(You stick to 2D only, right?)

>>120518205
Fuck I remember this.
I swear the same shit happened with some kid and his little sister and Madoka or something, although that one was probably fake.

>>120518514
>I want to fuck a 16 year old
>same thing as saying I want to fuck a two year old
Fuck off, normalfag

>>120518514
Look everyone, a normalfag!

>>120518514
Not that guy but I wouldn't call 16 pedophilia. Christ, 16 is AoC in about half the US and I know the AoC is below 18 in plenty of places in the US.

15 is where we start getting into questionable territory.

>>120518519
Wrong.
3D animation is sometimes ok, too

>>120518545
>only normalfags believe pedophelia is wrong

top lel

don't worry man. as long as you keep your disgusting fetish to cartoons we wont have a problem.

>>120518678
or what? are you going to bully me?

>>120518514
16 is legal where I live. Also, normies like you are not welcome on this board.

>>120518678
The only disgusting fetish is furfagging and ponies.

>>120518678
>>>/v/

>>120518678
>fucking a 16 year old is pedophilia
Yeah, they're clearly WAY to young to use their own judgment, or to have any sort of sex, it's not like they're even menstruating or anything.

Unless it's with another 16 year old.

>>120518718
Yeah I will bully your butt with my dick. What do you think about that?

>>120518797
"16 and 17 year old having sex is A-OK"
>17 year old becomes 18
"OMG PEDOPHILIA!!1!"

>>120518678
>we won't have a problem
Okay, tough guy.
>thinking 16 is pedophilia
Do you not even know what the term means?

>>120518718
no. i'll tell you that what you're doing is wrong and you should feel ashamed, like i just did.

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>>120516641

I used to have Aizen reciting Hado #90 as my ringtone, thought it was cool, and left it on for as long as I could whenever someone called me.

http://youtu.be/CVvHM7eIyTE?t=14s

>>120518862
Ringtones? Those are those things that play when you forget to put your phone on silent, right?

Is oral sex and handjobs from kids okay?

I mean it can't hurt their bodies unlike sex, it's not really a thing you have to be physically or mentally developed for either.
It's just licking/stroking.

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>>120517779
>>120517387
Honestly he could have done worse. FAR worse.

https://archive.moe/a/thread/117918747/#117918747
https://archive.moe/a/thread/117918747/#117918747
https://archive.moe/a/thread/117918747/#117918747

>>120518895
No no, my phone is always not on silent and I don't hear them either.
I think it has more to do with getting those things where people like transmit their voices to your phone.
Cuals, I think it is.

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>>120518935
i suggest reading this book. the short answer to your question is no.

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>>120518935
not sure

I'd ask at the police station if I were you, just to be sure

>>120518205
See
>>120518974

>>120518818
Hahahahahahahahahah. Oh God, 7th graders are really cute sometimes

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>>120518974
I don't even need to read past the title, I'm fucking dying

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>>120518818
I'll bully your dick with my butt

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>>120519075
Read it, it's worth it.

Parents will never understand.

>>120518718
he's going to bully your penis

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>>120518974
I don't want to believe that this actually happened.

>>120518862
Reminds me of last year when some asian girls phone went off in a waiting room. It was the opening of Snk and it was blasting at full volume. I watched painfully as she struggled to find her phone all the while the music blasting. I cringed so badly. She looked really fucking embarrassed . And then 10 minutes later it went off again and she ran out of the room and didn't come back. I felt so awkward for her my face turned red.

>>120519059
Bend over fuccboi

>>120519156
kek

>>120519012
>experienced pedo

got any stories to tell?

>>120519012
>>120519028
Well, if you say so.
Still don't see how it mentally damaging really, unless someone lies to them, which would be mentally damaging to anyone, or someone tells them they should be mentally damaged.

I'll check out the book though.

>>120519213
Don't egg him on, there should be a creature thread up for that stuff going on right now.

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>>120519012

Thanks sempai.

>>120519317
>8 year old
too far dude

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>>120519317
>mfw I had a dream about spooning and cuddling with a loli last night and I just remembered

>>120518442
People with cars really should try it. It's fun. Blaring music is rude, but dropping knowledge outweighs the douchiness. Better AKB48/Perfume/insert group here than whatever "country" the next guy over is playing.

>>120519426
I had a dream I was a loli and I was fighting with another loli. The fight was much weirder but I don't remember my dreams too clearly.

>>120519317
Thread nuked in 5...4...3...

>>120519317
just wait until chris handsome hears about this

>>120518974
>Giving your family images of them analvoring you
Come on.

>>120519156
>That bulge

>>120519019
The fuck is that? I use my phone to check the weather, news, and listen to music I didn't know it could do anything else.

>>120519533
What I always wondered about pedos, can you still get off to adult women? Or is it like homosex orientation, so you just get off to the one thing?

>>120519533
Teens are fine.
That is not.

Please keep it to 2D, please.

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>>120519596
THEY NEED TO SEE AND ACCEPT THE REAL ME

>>120519746
I see. And I don't understand.

>dude getting deleted for nothing
SASUGA JANNIES

posts getting deleted? did i miss something good?

Jesus, it hasn't even been a week yet!

>>120519826
>>120519837
Moot leaves, shitty, new morafag mods reign. We're done for.

>(Dead)

based janitor

>>120519873
>>120519883
I'm glad it was just the posts that got deleted. Typically what happens is the whole thread gets disintegrated.

>>120519533
You could at least have waited until she began menstruating.

Also, did you ever stop to think that she might be doing that because she is being abused by someone else and conditioned into that mindset?

>>120519642
I think it's a case by case basis.
I recall a guy telling his story, how basically ANY human female would arouse him, no matter the age, and he was fucking terrified that someone would find out, he was terrified of being near children for that reason.

>>120519837
Some CP stories, nothing new.

>>120519837
anon said something really tame about his experience with pedophilia and he presumably got banned

Why the fuck are normalfags allowed to moderate? Are we on reddit now, where anything "offensive" is deleted?

>>120519837
MODS ARE GODS

>>120519889
Hopefully his IP was sent to the respective department as well.

>>120519958
>being this much of a fucking moralfag
>he turned down sex

>>120519958
What a fucking fag enabler.

>>120518974
That guy seemed like a bro if the story is real

>>120519883
>>120519940
Wait, are you telling me someone was posting offtopic 3dpd blogging stories on /a/ and got, presumably, banned for it?

What an offense to the values of this board. Truly the SJeWs have taken over.

>>120519940
>post story about 3DPD encounter
>for that matter, a federal offense
Yeah, how dare 4chan look out for it's own interests of not getting fucked by the long dick of the law, such normalfags!

>>120520071
This thread is full of blogshit. Though he decided to only delete these posts. Tells a lot about the moderation.

>>120520268
Why aren't the people asking him banned too?
Not that I want anyone to be banned at all.

>>120520153
>4chan look out for it's own interests of not getting fucked by the long dick of the law
>anonymously discussing something is a crime

>>120520508
>anonymously
>users' IPs are still logged + monitored

>>120520580
What facist hellhole do you live in that you can't even say anything that may be offensive or illegal?

>>120520508
>talks about that time he committed a federal offense

It's one thing to talk about it hypothetically, but to talk about having actually done it, they're gonna hand over your IP.

It's like going on /k/ and talking about that time you made illegal machineguns and silencers, talking about having actually done it vs. talking about it hypothetically is two very different things.

>>120520671
So you think that if someone admitted of murder here they shouldn't report them to the police? Why do you think that illegal content is banned here? Discuss whatever the fuck you want, but admitting you technically committed a crime is a different topic.

>>120519940
3DPD shit isn't allowed here.

>>120520747
>>120520748
>>120520751
I don't think we should allow 3DPD blog shit, it just seems weird that something that "innocent" would get deleted out of nowhere, even though the entire thread is blogshit.

>>120520866
You know, it's against the rules to say that you reported someone

I could report you for saying you reported me, pal.

>>120520827
He admitted he abused an 8 year old.
>inb4 she wanted it
Fuck off, it's illegal and not "innocent uguu" at all.

>>120520926
He just gave her a nice massage, pervert. She was probably stressed, she needed to loosen up.

>>120520902
I haven't reported you yet, friend.

But I will.

And when I do, I won't tell you.

>>120520926
It's also illegal to pirate licensed Anime or Games and people still do and talk about it here. They should be banned too right, fag?

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>>120520973
>God Hand Yuuna

>>120520973
Please kill yourself.

>>120520999
Piracy is a civil matter, having sex with children is a federal matter.

>>120521096
He didn't have sex with children, though. He could have been making the entire thing up, you can't just overreact like that. If I told you I've killed a truckload of jews and they're all in my basement, would you believe me?

>>120521160
I would, I believe in believing in people.

>>120521160
This.

>>120521188
Well I don't believe in believing in believing people.

>>120521160
Sure thing, the police is up to judging if he made it up or not.

>Invite 7 year old niece to your room
>she complains she has a tummy ache
>panic hat it might be a prostate cancer
>she panics as well
>try to slow down the cancerous growth by giving her a prostate massage
>mid-massage realize that it's pointless since she has no prostate
>panic again but continue anyway
>suddenly you feel something
>it's shit
>she's shitting on your hand
>afterward cover the entire event with the story that your niece crapped herself in your room
>it's been 10 years and nobody has learned the truth

>>120521160
>He didn't have sex with children, though.
He said he did.

If I said "Hey guys, I have like six tons of ANFO in my house, ATF please come rape my face" that can be construed as admitting guilt.

You don't think there's people monitoring this shit?

>>120521365
>He said he did.
He said he gave her a massage and later jerked off with her panties, that's not sex.
Do YOU think there's people monitoring any other part of this site but /b/? Fucking idiot, I'm calling the ATF right now.

>>120521399
Doesn't matter if it's penetrative intercourse, it's still sexual.

I'm not arguing morality here, I'm arguing law.

>>120519837
Mods got bribed with hot pockets by the pigs of "the land of the free" to fuck free speech up the arse.

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>>120521509
>doesn't matter if it's sex, it's still sex
Come on now. Imagine if all those stories on /b/ of "I once got my little sister to X" ended in everyone freaking out and calling the cops. I could say I stuck my dick in a dog's ass in 1993, does that mean I should get reported and arrested for animal abuse?

>>120521160
REPORTED

>>120521543
You mean mods fucked free speech up the arse by deleting posts that weren't related to anime or manga?

Boo fucking hoo, kill yourself pedo.

>>120516641
>Tfw your thread goes off track

>>120521630
/b/ has a disclaimer regarding the validity of posts, /a/ does not.

>>120517779
Wasn't there a thread on /a/ when Strike Witches was airing where everyone was trying to get a former pilot to see what the anime character that was based on him looked like.

>>120518974
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

>>120521917
I think some mega tard tried to show it to his grandpa who was a veteran pilot, and he was thoroughly disgusted and disappointed with anon.

Like seriously made him sit down and watch it, really uncomfortable, finally got up and told him he didn't want to see anymore.

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>>120516641
>mfw i do this exclusively with hentai
>not to look cool
>my neighbor is an old asian lady

>>120518205
Wasn't that one Totoro?

Is it illegal to be a pedophile and not a child molester? The thought crime police makes this very confusing.

>>120522755
according to normalfags anyone who isn't attracted solely to 25 year old caked up sluts and is over the age of 18 needs to be put to death as they're a potential child rapist

>>120521917
I think that was Chuck Yeager
I don't think he really minded.

>>120522755
It's only illegal to molest/fuck kids, or store/watch 3DPD childporn, at least in the US.

It's not illegal to merely be a pedophile or to watch 2D CP

>>120521765
And the other 50 posts not about anime or manga in this thread stay?

>being this butthurt that someone who admitted of abusing an 8 year old got banned

>>120522908
>It's not illegal to merely be a pedophile or to watch 2D CP
The average person thinks that anytime the word "pedophile" comes up it means that they rape and abuse kids

Also, 2D can't be CP because it's not real.

>>120522971
I know, the public conscious is kind of twisted that way.

I don't like childfuckers, but it's pretty unfair to people who aren't actually fucking children.

>>120522962
He wasn't breaking any laws by discussing it, and it's just as off topic as any post in this thread.

>>120522857
He's still alive? Fuck, what did he think?

>>120518275
It doesn't matter that they're 20, they all look like pedobait.

>>120524344
>pedobait
>has breasts
i dont understand this

>>120524344
I can tell you're Australian.

This is like saying anyone into small-breasts is a pedophile.

>>120524569
When will this mammary persecution end?
I'm sick of being persecuted by titists.

>>120523925
>defending the posting of 3D child molestation stories on /a/
You people will use anything as an excuse to bitch, won't you?

If hotpocket-kun had nuked the thread, you'd still be complaining.

>>120522971
Tell that to the Canadian Government. Lolishit is illegal here, sexualized depictions of children are illegal even if it's 2D.

>>120524988
Not him, but it seems weird to only delete 3 posts instead of just deleting the whole shitty blog thread
>>120525016
I'm very aware, canadians are degenerate retards who would rather have their kids start smoking weed than looking at cartoon porn

>>120525099
Wouldn't this imply that he himself deleted his own posts?

>>120525164
Not at all, it would actually imply the opposite.

>>120518102
sick jdm bro

>>120525099
They're probably trying not to be too heavy-handed, since people are jumping at every shadow.

Or as >>120525164 says, he might have deleted it himself, since he should have realized how retarded it is to post something like that.

>>120525214
But if you were to post something that's hardcore illegal, wouldn't this imply that you would delete your own posts so that it's curves your chances of being caught and prosecuted?

yeah wasn't a smart thing to do
thad (if anyone still remembers him) got arrested for doing the same thing on facebook.

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>>120525265
It doesn't make sense as to why he'd delete it himself, it's not like this is a quality thread.
>>120525294
>hardcore illegal
Stories aren't illegal, if he posted CP it would be. I could say I killed a hooker in my bathroom last night, it doesn't mean my door is going to get kicked down.
>>120525337
>anonymous posting is the same as bragging about owning CP on your public social media account

>>120525399
But mom, they're feminie pee pees.
You just don't understand!

>>120525414
>Stories aren't illegal, if he posted CP it would be. I could say I killed a hooker in my bathroom last night, it doesn't mean my door is going to get kicked down.

I don't know anon, I recall someone said a cheeky joke about shooting kids at an elementary school. Some cunt from Canada reported it and the dude got arrested in the US.

We are no longer safe

>>120525548
>Canada
Why am I not surprised that a bunch of pussy faggots are unable to take jokes
By the way anon I'm going to break into your house and kill your dog later

>>120525414
>It doesn't make sense as to why he'd delete it himself, it's not like this is a quality thread.
Because admitting that you've committed a federal crime in a public space is really fucking stupid? What the hell does thread quality have to do with anything?

Whether someone kicks down your door or not is a matter of whether 4chan reports you to the authorities or not. They're not going to send the popo after you for a clearly bullshit remark, but for child molestation, they might.

>>120525582
Cool, reported, called the cops, and saged

Captcha: teehee

>>120525585
>for a clearly bullshit remark
My point being who decides what's "clearly bullshit" and what isn't? That anon could have been talking about something he did ten years ago, for all we know.

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A loli sensual massage sounds pretty nice. I'd love to be on either end of that.

>>120517386
"I only watch so much anime because i can't afford cable" -DEMOLITION D

>>120521355
I like to think this post is a metaphor for every time /a/ is excited about a new anime.

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>>120525492
At least you're not /k/

>>120525704
>My point being who decides what's "clearly bullshit" and what isn't?
Common sense.

>something he did ten years ago
That doesn't make it bullshit. Have you seen all the TV stars and all who are getting busted for shit that happened twenty years ago?

>>120525869
Didn't /g/ make a sword out of RAM sticks once and then proceeded to do the same thing?

>>120525883
>Common sense.
The janitors don't have that, don't start. Anon isn't a hollywood actor, he's an anonymous poster posting in a blog thread. I just don't see the issue. He didn't post anything illegal, and there's no way of telling if he was telling the truth or not, so why freak out over it?

>>120525883
>That doesn't make it bullshit. Have you seen all the TV stars and all who are getting busted for shit that happened twenty years ago?

Most of those girls were probably like 15 at the time, perfectly willing and are now just whining to get some attention and free money.

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>>120525925
I'd buy it. The thing I don't understand is why people feel their sexuality and fetishes need to be public. I mean outside of when you're actually having sex or masturbating, why bring it up?

>>120525965

Spot on, anon, they're even worse than little miss salty milk and coins.

>>120525956
Mods are fags.

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>>120526001
There's more than one melon guy in this world.

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>>120518974

>this whole thread is still up
>only the posts about giving an eight year old a massage are deleted
My sides

>>120526001
>>120525925
>>120525869
I also seem to remember that /b/ once fucked a skull in some catacombs.

>>120526128
Fuck, that was a good one. Someone post the guy who gets off to floor tiles

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>>120526001
>Wasting perfectly good watermelons on masturbating with them
>tfw I literally cry when japs crush and slam watermelons during a shitty beach episode
>Watermelon is by far my favorite fruit/vegetable
I have watermelon as my wallpapers for everything I own.

>>120525956
Deleting a post isn't freaking out. The only people freaking out are the ones throwing a hissyfit over a shitty, unacceptable post being deleted.

>there's no way of telling if he was telling the truth or not
There's no 100% way of knowing, but it's possible to make a reasonable judgment based on how something is written and in what context.

>>120525965
Thank you for your completely relevant comment, anonymous.

>>120526295
>Thank you for your completely relevant comment, anonymous.

You're welcome m8.

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When I was in college, I would whistle anime OPs around my roomates during the first couple of weeks of school in an attempt to find out if they were into it.

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>>120526217
There are more disturbing fetishes out there.

>>120526339
That's extremely autistic but also surprisingly clever

Did it work?

>>120517317
I ended up watching a few episodes of Baccano with my granddad because it was on Netflix (>watching dubs). He just commented on how violent Ladd was, and we weren't even at the episode where the kid gets his head blown off.

>>120526326
Come back soon.

>>120526363

Anon's face would suggest probably not.

>>120526339
You mean most /a/nons don't do this?
It's not as if the normalfags will recognize it anyway.

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>>120526339
iktfb

>>120526363
Yeah, some ripped dude called me a fucking nerd when I was humming Eva's opening.
He then proceeded to skullfuck my crush at the time while I was sitting in the room opposite them.

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>>120518974
Holy shit

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>>120525582
>By the way anon I'm going to break into your house and kill your dog later

We already had a joke about the ATF anon.
>>120521365

>>120526406
>being autistic

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>>120526417
Classic anime-bro.

>>120526350
Oh so they are fucking furries! I knew it!
Well it's not like I go to /k/ everyday, only occasionally.

I have anime posters in my dorm. Will this lessen people's perception of me?

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>>120526350

Does anyone else not mind furries anymore? It seems that a lot of them have grown up, stopped being annoying fags, and just are regular people now outside of their fetish and don't shove it in your face. It's nothing like 2007 anymore.

>>120526534
It's all about how you feel.
I personally took my only anime poster down and replaced it with some generic landscape because I was feeling insecure.

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>>120526463
But anon, if you aren't autistic, why do you watch chinese cartoons?

If anything that's more pitiful.

>>120526552
>Does anyone else not mind furries anymore?
No. I still want each and every single one of them to be publicly executed. My hate hasn't subsided over the last seven years in the slightest. It's only increased.

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>>120526463

>whistling music is autistic

Okay.

>>120526571
They are subtle and not blatantly "anime". It's of SZS.

>>120526552
I think it was just bronies stealing the spotlight from them.

>>120526582
Anime is fun.

>>120526617
Doesn't matter.
If you're happy with them, keep them, if not, take them down. Simple.

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>>120518974
You know, sometimes I feel bad for being sexually attracted to 2D males in females' clothing, and then something like this shows up and I remember I'm not that bad.

>>120526414
oh god she's so perfect

when do I get my own stalker knight?

>>120526758
>2015
>feeling bad about being gay
Where do you live? A church in Texas?

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>>120526762
They only hand them out to the jewiest of jews.

>>120526752
This doesn't work though.

>go to job interview
>"Sir you're going to have to remove those gauges and piercings if you want to work here, as we engage with high profile clients frequently."
>"DOESN'T MATTER I'M HAPPY WITH EM"

>>120526804

Not to speak for everyone, but if anon is anything like most of us he is/was a straight male who has just been tempted over to the other side by wonderfully cute traps.

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>>120526804
pls go

>>120526758
"Hide your power level"
If there is any one mantra to follow, it is that.
It does cause me distress however to hear the younger generation spouting off memes irl like they were going out of style.
they were never in style

>>120526804
Why wouldn't you feel bad about being a mentally ill sexual deviant?

>>120526534
I've had people make jokes about my power level before because basically all my electronics have anime-related backgrounds of one form or another, but I mean they generally just accept it as part of who I am as a person because I don't try and talk about it 24-fucking-7. U

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>>120526810
I-I would be okay with a Hikaru too

>>120526961
Uni kids really have better things to do than mock you*

is how that sentence was supposed to finish.

>>120526889
Oh come on, it's not like we did that too when we were their age.

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>>120526963
Impure

>>120527001

You're right, it's not.

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>>120526465
>Be senior in high school
>Was in Anime Club
>It's weeb central in there with people unironically spouting shit like, "Oh how kawai, sugoeee deesu"
>They would watch AMVs every fucking friday
>Weebs don't into technology
>They watch nothing but potato quality naruto vs sasuke shit
>They had someone bring a laptop to connect to a projector to play the AMVs
>I decide to contribute AMVs
>Give them fucking 1080p 300mb+ mp4s
>They decide to watch one of mine first
>The kid's laptop literally blue screens
>All the weebs panic
>The dude tries to restart his laptop
>Only black screen
>He starts crying (I'm not fucking kidding)
>All the other weebs attempt to comfort him
>He cries even more
>I start laughing uncontrollably
>I never went back again
>Until the end of the school year, everyone thought I was a Black Cat who fried someone's PC
>mfw

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>>120526001
>that ending
worth the read

>>120527001
>>120527040
here's a llama, there's a llama.

>>120525869
>am I vasily zaitsev yet?
Every time.

>>120527068
>Black Cat
>Cat
Close, but no cigar.

>walk into anime club
>they're watching Nichijou through a stream
>walk right out the door

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>>120526758
been there too, 3 years later l don't feel bad in the slightest and l've become a lot more of a faggot.

it actually feels pretty good

>>120527137
>watching anything through a stream
Oh, teenage days.

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>>120527137

You know, I've thought about it and I can't think of basically any anime I'd rather watch with other people than alone. It seems to me anime is a much more solitary activity.

>>120527001
Exactly.
I was a weird fucking kid but even so, knew that memes were top-cringe shit.

If you were a meme-lord, you are responsible for the current situation.