>tfw you turn your volume extra loud when watching some cool or edgy Anime so your neighbor can hear it and think about how cool you are
When I'm stopped at a busy intersection, I like to turn on some J-pop and crank up the volume so everyone in the cars next to me is forced to hear the shrill voices of a hundred Japanese teens trying to break into the idol industry without resorting to AV work.
I recall some idiot once tried to watch Strike Witches with his family, he had just decided that it would a good thing to start with, probably because he hadn't done the slightest bit of research.
Boy did that skeeve out his family.
Fucking idiot. I pity him, but that was not a smart idea.
I got 'dem assburgers but good god I have sense enough to know that shows not good for the 'rents. Let alone the whole family.
>tfw you always use headphones in case a lewd scene comes so people don't think you're watching porn
Fuck it was so long ago, someone had told it on /a/, he was super mad and accused /a/ of setting him up, as if it wasn't entirely his own fault, like his little sister had legit asked him if he was a pedophile and shit.
Someone must have a screencap of that.
I suppose you're right.
Of course. There's a world of difference between someone who is 15 and someone who is 20.
Five years is not a lot in the grand scheme of things, but it is when it comes to adolescent development.
True, but remember that people are normalfags, to most, there's not a difference between hebephilia, ephebophilia and pedophilia.
Like, if you want to fuck a 16 year old, they think you also want to fuck a 5 year old.
It doesn't help that there's a lot of shameless pantyshots all over the series.
Not that guy but I wouldn't call 16 pedophilia. Christ, 16 is AoC in about half the US and I know the AoC is below 18 in plenty of places in the US.
15 is where we start getting into questionable territory.
>fucking a 16 year old is pedophilia
Yeah, they're clearly WAY to young to use their own judgment, or to have any sort of sex, it's not like they're even menstruating or anything.
Unless it's with another 16 year old.
I used to have Aizen reciting Hado #90 as my ringtone, thought it was cool, and left it on for as long as I could whenever someone called me.
Is oral sex and handjobs from kids okay?
I mean it can't hurt their bodies unlike sex, it's not really a thing you have to be physically or mentally developed for either.
It's just licking/stroking.
Honestly he could have done worse. FAR worse.
No no, my phone is always not on silent and I don't hear them either.
I think it has more to do with getting those things where people like transmit their voices to your phone.
Cuals, I think it is.
i suggest reading this book. the short answer to your question is no.
I'd ask at the police station if I were you, just to be sure
I don't even need to read past the title, I'm fucking dying
Read it, it's worth it.
Parents will never understand.
I don't want to believe that this actually happened.
Reminds me of last year when some asian girls phone went off in a waiting room. It was the opening of Snk and it was blasting at full volume. I watched painfully as she struggled to find her phone all the while the music blasting. I cringed so badly. She looked really fucking embarrassed . And then 10 minutes later it went off again and she ran out of the room and didn't come back. I felt so awkward for her my face turned red.
Well, if you say so.
Still don't see how it mentally damaging really, unless someone lies to them, which would be mentally damaging to anyone, or someone tells them they should be mentally damaged.
I'll check out the book though.
>mfw I had a dream about spooning and cuddling with a loli last night and I just remembered
People with cars really should try it. It's fun. Blaring music is rude, but dropping knowledge outweighs the douchiness. Better AKB48/Perfume/insert group here than whatever "country" the next guy over is playing.
You could at least have waited until she began menstruating.
Also, did you ever stop to think that she might be doing that because she is being abused by someone else and conditioned into that mindset?
I think it's a case by case basis.
I recall a guy telling his story, how basically ANY human female would arouse him, no matter the age, and he was fucking terrified that someone would find out, he was terrified of being near children for that reason.
anon said something really tame about his experience with pedophilia and he presumably got banned
Why the fuck are normalfags allowed to moderate? Are we on reddit now, where anything "offensive" is deleted?
Wait, are you telling me someone was posting offtopic 3dpd blogging stories on /a/ and got, presumably, banned for it?
What an offense to the values of this board. Truly the SJeWs have taken over.
>post story about 3DPD encounter
>for that matter, a federal offense
Yeah, how dare 4chan look out for it's own interests of not getting fucked by the long dick of the law, such normalfags!
>talks about that time he committed a federal offense
It's one thing to talk about it hypothetically, but to talk about having actually done it, they're gonna hand over your IP.
It's like going on /k/ and talking about that time you made illegal machineguns and silencers, talking about having actually done it vs. talking about it hypothetically is two very different things.
So you think that if someone admitted of murder here they shouldn't report them to the police? Why do you think that illegal content is banned here? Discuss whatever the fuck you want, but admitting you technically committed a crime is a different topic.
I don't think we should allow 3DPD blog shit, it just seems weird that something that "innocent" would get deleted out of nowhere, even though the entire thread is blogshit.
He didn't have sex with children, though. He could have been making the entire thing up, you can't just overreact like that. If I told you I've killed a truckload of jews and they're all in my basement, would you believe me?
>Invite 7 year old niece to your room
>she complains she has a tummy ache
>panic hat it might be a prostate cancer
>she panics as well
>try to slow down the cancerous growth by giving her a prostate massage
>mid-massage realize that it's pointless since she has no prostate
>panic again but continue anyway
>suddenly you feel something
>she's shitting on your hand
>afterward cover the entire event with the story that your niece crapped herself in your room
>it's been 10 years and nobody has learned the truth
>He didn't have sex with children, though.
He said he did.
If I said "Hey guys, I have like six tons of ANFO in my house, ATF please come rape my face" that can be construed as admitting guilt.
You don't think there's people monitoring this shit?
>He said he did.
He said he gave her a massage and later jerked off with her panties, that's not sex.
Do YOU think there's people monitoring any other part of this site but /b/? Fucking idiot, I'm calling the ATF right now.
>doesn't matter if it's sex, it's still sex
Come on now. Imagine if all those stories on /b/ of "I once got my little sister to X" ended in everyone freaking out and calling the cops. I could say I stuck my dick in a dog's ass in 1993, does that mean I should get reported and arrested for animal abuse?
I think some mega tard tried to show it to his grandpa who was a veteran pilot, and he was thoroughly disgusted and disappointed with anon.
Like seriously made him sit down and watch it, really uncomfortable, finally got up and told him he didn't want to see anymore.
>mfw i do this exclusively with hentai
>not to look cool
>my neighbor is an old asian lady
>It's not illegal to merely be a pedophile or to watch 2D CP
The average person thinks that anytime the word "pedophile" comes up it means that they rape and abuse kids
Also, 2D can't be CP because it's not real.
>defending the posting of 3D child molestation stories on /a/
You people will use anything as an excuse to bitch, won't you?
If hotpocket-kun had nuked the thread, you'd still be complaining.
Not him, but it seems weird to only delete 3 posts instead of just deleting the whole shitty blog thread
I'm very aware, canadians are degenerate retards who would rather have their kids start smoking weed than looking at cartoon porn
They're probably trying not to be too heavy-handed, since people are jumping at every shadow.
Or as >>120525164 says, he might have deleted it himself, since he should have realized how retarded it is to post something like that.
But if you were to post something that's hardcore illegal, wouldn't this imply that you would delete your own posts so that it's curves your chances of being caught and prosecuted?
It doesn't make sense as to why he'd delete it himself, it's not like this is a quality thread.
Stories aren't illegal, if he posted CP it would be. I could say I killed a hooker in my bathroom last night, it doesn't mean my door is going to get kicked down.
>anonymous posting is the same as bragging about owning CP on your public social media account
>Stories aren't illegal, if he posted CP it would be. I could say I killed a hooker in my bathroom last night, it doesn't mean my door is going to get kicked down.
I don't know anon, I recall someone said a cheeky joke about shooting kids at an elementary school. Some cunt from Canada reported it and the dude got arrested in the US.
We are no longer safe
>It doesn't make sense as to why he'd delete it himself, it's not like this is a quality thread.
Because admitting that you've committed a federal crime in a public space is really fucking stupid? What the hell does thread quality have to do with anything?
Whether someone kicks down your door or not is a matter of whether 4chan reports you to the authorities or not. They're not going to send the popo after you for a clearly bullshit remark, but for child molestation, they might.
>for a clearly bullshit remark
My point being who decides what's "clearly bullshit" and what isn't? That anon could have been talking about something he did ten years ago, for all we know.
A loli sensual massage sounds pretty nice. I'd love to be on either end of that.
>My point being who decides what's "clearly bullshit" and what isn't?
>something he did ten years ago
That doesn't make it bullshit. Have you seen all the TV stars and all who are getting busted for shit that happened twenty years ago?
The janitors don't have that, don't start. Anon isn't a hollywood actor, he's an anonymous poster posting in a blog thread. I just don't see the issue. He didn't post anything illegal, and there's no way of telling if he was telling the truth or not, so why freak out over it?
>That doesn't make it bullshit. Have you seen all the TV stars and all who are getting busted for shit that happened twenty years ago?
Most of those girls were probably like 15 at the time, perfectly willing and are now just whining to get some attention and free money.
I'd buy it. The thing I don't understand is why people feel their sexuality and fetishes need to be public. I mean outside of when you're actually having sex or masturbating, why bring it up?
There's more than one melon guy in this world.
>Wasting perfectly good watermelons on masturbating with them
>tfw I literally cry when japs crush and slam watermelons during a shitty beach episode
>Watermelon is by far my favorite fruit/vegetable
I have watermelon as my wallpapers for everything I own.
Deleting a post isn't freaking out. The only people freaking out are the ones throwing a hissyfit over a shitty, unacceptable post being deleted.
>there's no way of telling if he was telling the truth or not
There's no 100% way of knowing, but it's possible to make a reasonable judgment based on how something is written and in what context.
Thank you for your completely relevant comment, anonymous.
When I was in college, I would whistle anime OPs around my roomates during the first couple of weeks of school in an attempt to find out if they were into it.
There are more disturbing fetishes out there.
I ended up watching a few episodes of Baccano with my granddad because it was on Netflix (>watching dubs). He just commented on how violent Ladd was, and we weren't even at the episode where the kid gets his head blown off.
Yeah, some ripped dude called me a fucking nerd when I was humming Eva's opening.
He then proceeded to skullfuck my crush at the time while I was sitting in the room opposite them.
>By the way anon I'm going to break into your house and kill your dog later
We already had a joke about the ATF anon.
Does anyone else not mind furries anymore? It seems that a lot of them have grown up, stopped being annoying fags, and just are regular people now outside of their fetish and don't shove it in your face. It's nothing like 2007 anymore.
But anon, if you aren't autistic, why do you watch chinese cartoons?
If anything that's more pitiful.
>Does anyone else not mind furries anymore?
No. I still want each and every single one of them to be publicly executed. My hate hasn't subsided over the last seven years in the slightest. It's only increased.
You know, sometimes I feel bad for being sexually attracted to 2D males in females' clothing, and then something like this shows up and I remember I'm not that bad.
They only hand them out to the jewiest of jews.
This doesn't work though.
>go to job interview
>"Sir you're going to have to remove those gauges and piercings if you want to work here, as we engage with high profile clients frequently."
>"DOESN'T MATTER I'M HAPPY WITH EM"
"Hide your power level"
If there is any one mantra to follow, it is that.
It does cause me distress however to hear the younger generation spouting off memes irl like they were going out of style.
they were never in style
I've had people make jokes about my power level before because basically all my electronics have anime-related backgrounds of one form or another, but I mean they generally just accept it as part of who I am as a person because I don't try and talk about it 24-fucking-7. U
>Be senior in high school
>Was in Anime Club
>It's weeb central in there with people unironically spouting shit like, "Oh how kawai, sugoeee deesu"
>They would watch AMVs every fucking friday
>Weebs don't into technology
>They watch nothing but potato quality naruto vs sasuke shit
>They had someone bring a laptop to connect to a projector to play the AMVs
>I decide to contribute AMVs
>Give them fucking 1080p 300mb+ mp4s
>They decide to watch one of mine first
>The kid's laptop literally blue screens
>All the weebs panic
>The dude tries to restart his laptop
>Only black screen
>He starts crying (I'm not fucking kidding)
>All the other weebs attempt to comfort him
>He cries even more
>I start laughing uncontrollably
>I never went back again
>Until the end of the school year, everyone thought I was a Black Cat who fried someone's PC
been there too, 3 years later l don't feel bad in the slightest and l've become a lot more of a faggot.
it actually feels pretty good
You know, I've thought about it and I can't think of basically any anime I'd rather watch with other people than alone. It seems to me anime is a much more solitary activity.