There is literally nothing wrong with suicide.
I mean... it's not what he would've wanted for any of you, right? I think if there's anything this stream cemented, it's that he wants genuinely good things for everyone, and for them to do good, to themselves and to one another.
I'm crying here.
I'm crying harder than when My grandma and cat died on the same day.
This is like your best friend becoming a vegetable or something.
What are you guys talking about? moot is fine.
I just sat through eight hours of monologue and I'm still in shock that it's really happening
Reminder that NO ONE will have moots perseverance and dedication to maintaining a completely unprofitable website that constantly shit talks its admins.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
I want you guys to know that I love each and everyone of you anons. Moot said we should be nicer to one another.
>Moot said we should be nicer to one another.
Fuck him and fuck you too faggot.
Yeah, that's why he abandoned us.
Where is a good place to even hang a noose? I've always wondered this and come to the conclusion and that I have no idea where the fuck I am supposed to hang the rope.
Well I actually don't have a rope either but I can easily get one of those.
Instantly supposedly, if you put the noose at the right vertebrae, and then jump from a proper distance it's supposed to break your neck and terminate life functions instantly.
If you fuck up though you will be in for extreme pain followed by a slow death by strangulation. So if you can try something else like the helium or char col method.
3 minutes, although you will probably pass out after two. If you are lucky, you will break your neck and not feel anything. Knowing the fuckups around here, you will likely suffer
>Where is a good place to even hang a noose? I've always wondered this and come to the conclusion and that I have no idea where the fuck I am supposed to hang the rope.
Closet, ceiling, door, tree.
It is a horrible way to kill yourself anon, do you really want your last few minutes on this earth to be you suffering?
Obviously not. I'll probably go the helium method, but that means I'll have to wait until I get out of college/find my own place. So I still have a few years of shitposting to go.
Oh god... stop making me realize this.
It's so fucking true. Nobody else would have had this utter passion over all these years.
4chan might really go to shit soon...
After listening to what Moot's life is actually like it's easy to understand why he wants to move on. He is definitely still going to post and hang around, but being the sole person guiding 4chan has got to be an incredible toll.
My only concern is that due to updates 4chan will lose it's old fashioned feel; one of the big reasons I'm still here is because it reminds me of late 90s - early 00s internet.
I think most like to imagine that 4chan is great because of anonymity but the lack of post voting is just as important. If we implemented a democratic commenting system like Reddit or Digg, it would do far more harm to the culture than forcing users to create profiles.
So lets say i go and buy myself a shotgun and some super beater car to kill myself in. What exactly would they do with the car?
No one would have to pay to have it cleaned or disposed of right?
You faggots are too beta even for suicide.
So the city would pay for the biohazard cleanup?
I still dont understand why they force the family to pay/clean up that shit in most places. It is honestly the only thing that has been holding me back for a while now.
>end of an era, etc.
That's true. Scary shit.
>So lets say i go and buy myself a shotgun and some super beater car to kill myself in. What exactly would they do with the car?
I have the strength to know we're safe now in Dev-san's hands. A man with that good taste cant lead us astray
>yfw Dev posts in Tanoshii threads
I dont get it, why am i so fucking sad?
it feels like my best friend just left.
I swear to fucking god if I have to share my waifu with dev and kinomod, I'm gonna have to egregiously shitpost until /a/ dies.
Azumanga Daioh except for the last episode.
My waifu's Kino, anon. I don't want to share her with the goddamn dev too.
There are a million of us here on /a/ anon, I'm pretty sure there are quite a many people who love Kino
I literally don't know who 1,5,6,7,8 are and I'm just inferring the 3 is from haibane renmei (which is on my backlog)
The rest I approve of, so it's actually not bad. Hope springs eternal.
I'm not a waifufag, but I do like the Major. But I wouldn't trust someone who had her for a waifu.
Waifus were just hyperbole until people started taking it too seriously. It's only fitting that it revert back to a healthier form.
Not that I approve of seasonal waifus, though.
Rei a shit
Snacks out for job, Desuwa/MVB/Manager of /j/ possibly up for admin position
Redwood has a job
1.4 million browse /v/
/a/ is best board
/jp/ is moot's favorite board
/g/ got called out
The Fappening and legal issues confirmed for one reason moot is leaving
4chan is not a money maker
moot collects cups
moot's favorite color is red
He saw our card/video
Status on /l/ coming back: "nope"
/s4s/ was a mistake
2007 confirmed for golden age
moot will continue to browse /a/ regularly
/pol/ was right
"I have dated 4channers"
moot encourages meetups
C/a/mping trip is imminent
moot: coughed up blood twice, has attempted suicide twice within 5 hours
Anime is allowed on all boards
"Democracy doesn't work"
"Take your anger out on a hooker"
4chan is a top 500 website
"Didn't anticipate this much interest"
moot drinks mexican coke
"Wikipedia is a shiny Pokemon"
Moot endorses dubs
/sp/ - King of Banters
moot enjoys Baneposting
moot owns a Pedobear plushie
850,000 monthly users on /a/
"take it easy"
Moot's sexual orientation is unknown
WHO WAS PHONE
The Last Supper
moot lost his virginity at 19
"Baneposting can be my legacy"
"Crashing this board with no survivors!"
"I've had alot of fun"
"I never asked for this"
"See you later, space cowboy"
Yes. Haremfag are type of guy who is indecisive but he will do what he could to satisfy as many people as he can. Or maybe, he is just plain greedy. But the main point of haremfag is indecisiveness. Moot however, is not serious about his waifu. He pick waifu for the sake of shitposting. And he pick the most generic waifu at that. Haremfag may be bad, but moot is just plain horrible.
Moot doing baneimpressions was the best thing ever.
This is so true.
I don't think a person in the world can handle it.
See you space cowboy...
If moot has the ability to move on from something, then we can too.
More proof that moot loved us more than any other board.
>listening to Space Lion
>it's Space Lion too
I don't think you realize what he went up against. We're talking about all of Hollywood's lawyers coming to eat him and us alive with DMCA and possible lawsuits, along with a whole bunch of negative mainstream media. It's a fucking miracle he got us out of that.
I think we're probably more broken up than other boards, too. /g/ doesn't give a fuck, nor do /k/, /pol/, /mu/, or /sci/ really. /int/ is kind of sad, as is /b/. It may just be that people from the unconcerned boards are also on /a/ or /b/
I know, right? He's pretty obviously gay.
Fuck, today felt like I lost a parent.
>see you space cowboy
so long you glorious faggot
>Ha, like I'd ever support this shithole
>Giving moot your ad-dollars
>4chan has ads?
My God, I'm a monster.
It's not dying now, there are 2 possibilites.
1. something happens before moot finds a new admin and the triumvirate can't handle it (unlikely)
2. mood finds a new admin and they fuck everything up (likely... in a few months)
Either I kill myself or I start working on my list.
The list of shit I've left undone in my life, the list of crap that I've pondered interest at and never met with enthusiasm, the list of ideas, dreams I never realized.
This is what I'm afraid of.
We were so fucking lucky to have moot.
We were too busy being Tsun that we didn't realize the time for being dere had long passed.
We've become all that we've hated, anons. I'm sorry, moot. We don't deserve you, we never did.
>grandma got lung cancer and doesn't remember her family
>don't know how i'm gonna pay for school
>sister keeps being miserable and my family has to walk on eggshells to keep her from threatening self-harm
I'm considering it, anons. For the first time in my life.
Celebs and hollywood don't have the same sense of humor we all have. They will get their lawyers involved if someone looks at them the wrong way.
I kind of wish the fappening wasn't tied to 4chan at all, it would have probably lasted longer and not cost us moot.
signs of suicide
>Talking about being a burden to others.
"the single biggest point of failure"
>Acting anxious or agitated; behaving recklessly.
>Suddenly happier, calmer.
>Loss of interest in things one cares about.
>Visiting or calling people to say goodbye.
>Making arrangements; setting one's affairs in order.
>Giving things away, such as prized possessions.
>Giving things away, such as prized possessions.
>Giving things away,
>such as prized possessions.
Reminder that moot is going to kill himself tonight
I've never heard of anyone as M as moot outside of anime.
The music that plays... is for /a/ only.
Other boards don't get the same bgm we do.
Moot is still going to live many years. He'll live long enough to make his /out/ hut on a forest and live bearmode, choping wood and having his dog, away from any and every person.
>Moot still owns the site entirely.
For the moment, but he said repeatedly that he doesn't plan on keeping the keys for much longer. Once the admin council situation is settled in place for a few months he'll likely pass the baton in its entirety.