What's going on?
Why is it so hard to post?
So it isn't my imagination that posting has been rather slow today?
It could also be that you're an idiot.
>>120222402
Google is buying the site
I can't report for some reason.
It's all going down the shitter.
It's all coming tumbling down now. 4chan is collapsing, one board at a time. /x/ is already completely gone.
Moot's dell died
Ah thank god it's not only me.
>>120222402
I thought it was just me
Moot's decided to take it all down with him
I'm guessing that moot leaving is causing a huge amount of traffic on the site or something.
Is it because of the captcha?
It's all part of moot's plan. He'll let 4chan crumble down into detroit, and then he'll come back to save us
It's slow as fuck since yesterday.
>>120222634
I don't wanna use reddit chan
Bloody hell moot
>>120222681
Must be this, it's been acting up since last night.
>>120222538
Get ready for Google-chan.
testing
>>120222606
/x/ has been completely gone for years.
>>120222681
>>120222713
What do you guys mean by slow? As in people aren't posting to much or that the site itself is being slow?
I tough I was alone.
>>120222708
>detroit
Gaza, there are no Jews in Detroit.
>>120222751
yep, slow
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ;(
It looks like this is it.
See you all on the other side.
You guys too, huh?
>>120222788
The site is being slow
>>120222402
Holy crap you're right. Why the hell does it take a fucking century for a reply to show up. It's been a DAY and already the new admins are fucking something up.
>>120222788
Site itself, i'm getitng sys errors
Moot is taking the site with him.
>>120222823
Don't use emoticons on /a/.
HELP ME
Testing
>>120222402
Last time I had to try three times before my post went through. We're already getting bought, aren't we?
>>120222883
its emojis nigga
test
17:20:45
I thought we'd have more time after moot left until it started to fall apart.
Its all Crumbling down
crumbling down
crumbling down
crumbling down
testo
Google already owns this place
>>120222892
HELLO
He could have at least banned all the /b/tards that came here
this is a test
are you receiving me anon, over
>>120222936
It is punctuation, and it is not supposed to be used like that.
>>120222788
>Captcha expires while waiting for post to go through
>YOU FORGOT YOUR CAPTCHA, YOU CAN'T POST WITHOUT IT
10/10 I'm mad as fuck.
Fuck, where do we go from here?
Before we die I want to kiss you anon-kun ;_;
>>120222917
When creating quoted post I was waiting, waiting, error showed up, so I clicked submit again. A moment ago I got
>Error: You must wait 2 minutes 49 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
I check the thread - yeah, post went through. It took a lot of time though.
>>120222606
You tricked me into going to /x/, anon.
This is unforgivable.
TEST FAILED
I REPEAT
TEST FAILED
what the hell is happenin
>>120222788
When it post it takes like two minutes for the post to get through and then it thinks I might have been banned but the post still shows up
Moot can't even fucking retire correctly. Bravo, dipshit.
>>120223067
Let's go to Mars
where children play
and live on candy bars
>>120223030
THIS IS HQ
LOUD AND CLEAR, OVER.
>>120222936
That isn't even an emoji. Don't use emoticons. Only very few are accepted here - most notably;_; and :3, but yours definitely isn't. I'm not even him, but it pisses me off.
Test.
>>120223067
Ghostposting 24/7.
>>120223067
The words are coming out all weird.
It was a fun ride guys.
Thank you for everything.
>>120223154
ENEMY SIGHTED
REQUESTING BACKUP
OVER
>>120223079
Now check /y/.
fucking moot
get your shit together you incompetent fuck;_;
>>120223190
What the hell? it took me like one full minute to post this.
retest
>>120223191
>ghost posters
>>120223158There was a small period when we couldn't post images and I used emojis to comunicate, I liked it and it reminded me of simpler times.
I will never admit it.
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU HAVE CHOSEN
>>120223252
I'm now arguing about the veracity of the moon landing with someone who honestly believes in the healing power of crystals.
Gay dicks and butts are a minor inconvenience in comparison.
>>120222402
moot's leaving, and that's effectively our apocalypse.
>>120223312
that's a nice jpg anon
Enjoy the time we have left, brothers.
This is it guys. Instrumentality. I'll see you all in the tang.
Without our faggot lord around our home is just dying.
Nyaa is also acting weird for me.
>>120223380
Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.
I don't know about you guys, but posting just feels empty.
How much would you pay for moot staying and modcat coming back?
I thought it was just me and my shitty connection, thank god its general and it will get fixed.right!?
>>120223464
I just want to be able to post again right now.
Well, this was an awful start to the post-moot time period.
How do you not realize that the site is just getting lots of posts and views right now because all the kiddies told their friends at school 'moot is kill 4chin a dead' and they came here to post about it. Also the fact that a fucking 8 minute video is trying to load for every person who comes to /a/, and also everytime they refresh the catalog.
Once this shit has died down it'll be fine.
It takes forever to post something.
who the fuck is this lead dev dude
i want a name
>>120223030
はいあれはHQどうぞよろしくお願いします
I have a plan.
Why don't we go to /ghost/ and start sucking each others dicks?
>>120223525
I heard in another thread that /a/'s the only board that cares, and /a/ doesn't have a whole lot of activity right now, so you're probably pretty far off.
Where were you when 4chan was kill?
>>120223525
How long before CNN makes another headline video?
>>120223445
So I wasn't just me
>>120223568
I rather play fapgames alone.
Go to /foolz/
>>120223497
i've already payed with my life for the past 6 years
>>120223554
ayy
>>120223561
You know the name.
>>120223600
Can't wait to tell my mum I'm on tv again.
>>120223633
it's ded
>>120223588
yeah, other high end boards are full leddit so they don't give a flying fuck
>>120223632
What are you gay? Let me see that cock so I can suck it fagboy.
>>120223568
As long as it doesn't get gay.
Also fuck these errors
Promise you'll never leave me, /a/.
test
>>120223703
>full leddit
I blame /pol/, they hate moot so much it's almost scary and /v/ does whatever /pol/ does.
>>120223739
I've got you covered.
COCKS
>>120223252
I'm now arguing about the veracity of the moon landing with someone who honestly believes in the healing power of crystals.
Gay dicks and butts are a minor inconvenience in comparison.
>>120223852
Oh shit, that actually came out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcGPYxpPt6Q
>>120223852
Whore ass bitch
test
>>120223852
fuck off /v/
test
>>120223158
>:3
That's never been accepted, fuck off.
Is it going faster now or are people just posting more?
>>120223968
Did it hurt your whore feeling?
>>120223937
You should be glad.
Whenever I get fed up with /a/'s bullshit or think we've completely gone to shit now, I go to /v/ or /x/ or /b/ and after an hour there coming home feels oh-so sweet.
>4chan X encountered an error while posting. [Banned?] [More info]
And then the post appears. It's kinda annoying.
>>120224027
Other's are shitposting more
>>120223960
won't load right, but filesize is the same. hm. try again.
I'm tired, so very tired.
Goodnight /a/, s-see you in the morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwLl5nY5WPI
>>120223158
>:3
No.
Only ;_; and grudgingly at that. People get called out for it often, and I've no sympathy for them. I'd rather it wasn't used at all.
Why don't you all just start watching anime? Watch some stuff and let it pass.
>>120223937
>laugh at post
>/x/ can't be that bad, right?
>moon landing thread
>the most damning piece of evidence we can all relate to with common sense is that there are no stars in any of the photographs.
Testan
>>120224049
Why don't you visit the good board instead, like /l/ or /z/?
Is there a better 2hu than Suika?
>>120224049
Yeah. /a/ is still great compared to the rest of 4chan. Maybe even fantastic.
>this thread
You all act like 4chan has never had technical problems every now and then.
>>120224153
>watching anime
test
>>120224018
>>120224128
But it's cute :3
Test. Is it really slow?
>>120223952
>>120223852
Wow, I haven't played a dating sim in over a decade.
Is it good? Listening to English is kinda trippy.
>>120223960
>>120224084
works in chrome.get fucked mods.
>>120224171
literally anyone
>>120224165
You're a fun guy Anon.
>>120224178
/lit/ and /k/ are okay too, in my book.
Who would be willing to even buy the site?
>>120224252
Yes it's slow as fuck
>>120224171
No
>>120224237
You can only post :3 if you're about to take a cock up your ass.
>>120224084
http://tane.us/
>>120224049
>modern /a/
>great
Yeah maybe if you love shounenshit.
>>120224018
>>120224128
>Newfags don't know about lion cash.
>>120223030
>>120223154
>>120223232
>>120223312
>>120223423
And so the decline begins.
Tumbling down.
>>120224255
Just try it faggot.
Direct (32bit): https://mega.co.nz/#!7kdCRC6J!0cuw6V7sZMlD3eKMBLgmtDV8qFsFBwpSCSYTX7ZviO0
Direct (64bit): https://mega.co.nz/#!ChExgT4C!963sHOaKzNoKf3h39MnPsgVLbrDjhwwCEfMvagCEdik
>>120224290
/k/ has lots of noguns crossboarders, at least the last time I went there that was the case.
>>120224325
Oh please.
Tell us about all the great anime /a/ used to talk about.
The site can't even last a week without moot, i dont know if this message would even get posted
>>120224201
It's not only technical problems, moot is gone now.
>>120224201
We do this every time there is even the tiniest of problems with the site.
>>120224325
Where did I say anything about great? It's fun, and better than most other boards, don't be such a faggot.
>>120224345
It makes up for it by being really fucking gay.
>>120224319
Okay :3
>>120224018
>not getting in the car
hi guys xD
>>120224305
Nobody. The mods and janitors will probably be in charge for a long time.
>>120224305
4chan is infamous, anyone would buy it.
If the offer ever happened, everyone would jump at it.
>>120224344
Hmm, might give it a try. I see that it was released yesterday.
I've really been spoiled by nukige, the english is really cringy but serviceable.
>>120224395
>a week
It's barely been a day.
test
>>120224325
>majority of threads on the catalog are about SoLs
You are a retard.
>>120223525
>Also the fact that a fucking 8 minute video is trying to load for every person who comes to /a/, and also everytime they refresh the catalog.
It loads from Youtube,
>>120224422
>You will never be picked up by Moot in the 4chan Party Van.
>>120224201
I miss moot. Who am I going to blame things like this on, now?
why is yuuko so damn sexual?
>>120224474
A day, a week, it's the same.
>>120224466
Not with that attitude, sir.
Who's managing things anyways right now?
Well, it was nice knowing you lads.
>>120224049
When I get fed up with all the newfaggotry I just come back later and I seem to tolerate it more
>not even a day and it's all gone to shit
Boy I sure am looking forward to the changes the new admin will bring
>>120223588
>I heard
go to other boards and check the catalogs rather than taking the word of an /a/non as fact
>>120224389
K-on
>>120224488
>two minutes to post
what the fuck
You know? I wasn't aware forever had an ending.
>>120224398
I worked at a care center for the mentally challenged once, and it was pretty shitty overall and an old building so the power would go on and off randomly, and every time the lights showed as much as the smallest flickering, the retards would completely flip their shit, start screaming and crying and banging their heads against walls.
>>120224508
Daiz.
>>120223525
>>120224502
People use the frontpage?
People don't automatically block video or audiostreams on 4chan?
Where am I?
Are we funposting?
Fucking moot
>>120224558
Are you calling me a retard?
>>120224590
I personally like the rebuild version that's on the front page right now. Sue me, dweeb.
>>120224502
There's a video on the front page? I'm refreshing it, but nothing shows up.
>>120224630
No, Anon.
I'm saying we all are prone to *acting* like retards.
>>120224018
HOLY SHIT IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!
>>120224557
It's not over yet, anon. Have faith. We may yet survive.
>>120224630
I don't think he's not calling you a retard.
>>120224557
Things that start must come to an end.
>>120224440
4chan is only worth 40K according to the Internet
>>120224319
>>120224128
:3 was always fucking used back in 04. Hell, when we had mod cat around; some fag made a thread telling us not to use :3 or else he will report us. Guess what happened? Thread got maxed out with ":3" and mod cat immediately banned the OP
>>120224553
Why the fuck would I do that?
I don't want to see what /b/ and /v/ are like anymore. /b/ drove me away almost a decade ago, and from what I heard it only got worse, and /v/ never lured me at all.
>>120224630
I want to fuck red hachikouji. Is she a slug?
If only Daiz was here.
>>120224606
I have no clue what events are occuring here.
>vanilla 4chan
>>120224554
Which started one of the most hated generals.
But yeah, I agree, with the not-so-recent /q/ influenced mod drama there's been much more shounenshit here. This alone wouldn't be enough but it combined with usual influx of newfags and accelerated. So now we have a bunch of morons who watch three shows a season, don't really know classics or read manga (not watching new shows is perfectly okay in my book as long as you're actively reading 50+ manga) and yet they have the guts to think they belong here.
>>120224788
Please do not summon him.
Is it really?
>>120224829
10-bit
>>120224829
Ok. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20PwaJYcnuk
>>120224829
Too late /a/non
>>120224714
>4chan is only worth 40K according to the Internet
[citation needed]
>>120224906
honestly is there any difference between 10-bit and 8bit? it's just 2 bits. that isn't even enough to make a loli.
>>120224870
Almost 2 minutes.
>>120223030
Love is the onlything thattranscendstime and space
>>120224909
>>120223158
;_; and ^_^ are accepted.
>>120224982
Banding. Educate yourself.
>>120225045
No please
>>120224982
He talked about this already. A lot,daiz
>>120224344
Ha, and the creator is an SJW hater.
http://www.huniepop.com/post/108464572403/sjw-reviews-hp-spoiler-he-doesnt-like-it
Alright, I'm definitely trying this. And it's only ten bucks, I'll buy it if I really like it.
>>120224825
>watch three shows a season
Don't bully me, I have an internet cap.
>>120224982
>honestly is there any difference between 10-bit and 8bit?
Shave and a haircut.
>>120224788
Are we adding "succesfully assasination of moot" or "succesful coup d'etat on 4chan" to the list?
Will the new admin like animu, /a/?
>>120224982
That's a 25% increase in bit quantity man, that's a lot
test
>>120225050
>^_^
I wish. ^_^, ^__^ and ~^__^~ are my favorite emojis but I almost never use them on 4chan. Only;_;is perfectly fine.
>>120225050
>^_^
That is definitely not accepted.
>>120225124
No. Everyone on 4chan outside of /a/ hates anime and thinks it's cancer.
>>120225141
yeah but in the case of downscaling, how is it an issue? we don't even use NTSC screens. that's what i'm wondering about.
>>120225191
Gaia please go
test
>>120224554
>K-on
>great anime
Fun, very. Great, not so much.
>1 day without moot
>Servers imploding already
MOOOOOOOOO-oh fuck right
>>120225191
mine is t('_'t)
>>120224982
>just 2 bits
10bit is 4 times as much as 8bit.
>>120225255
>implying
>>120223525
According to the archive stats, activity doesn't seem to be particularly high or low.
https://archive.moe/a/statistics/activity/
>>120225191
Kill yourself.
Is Denko face allowed? (´・ω・`)
>>120225296
>we're not able to blame MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT for everything tumbling down anymore
Wow. I think it just hit me.
>>120222718
try 4*2chan?
Testing if I can post
>>120225385
>I don't wanna use reddit chan
>try reddit chan
Salutations citizens of the future.
How does America fares in your time?
Do those pesky nips still produce their silly japanimation?
Has kizu come out and Berserk finished?
Take care.
-anon 01/22/15
>>120223846
why do you LIE?
>>120225279
I just like being happy anon.
>>120225374
Sure.
HOLY FUCK I GOT OLD CAPTCHA.
>>120225429
You can't. Don't even try.
>>120225279
>Gaiafags are now oldfags.
Sickening, isn't it?
>can't even post anymore because errors detected
>about to scream mooooot
>realization kicks in
theres also that face that was spammed everywhere like a year ago or something
it got filtered since i think
>>120224018
>hey everybody look at how new i am
>>120225501
>HOLY FUCK I GOT OLD CAPTCHA.
It means you have shitposted more than enough today. go easy anon
>>120225501
>HOLY FUCK I GOT OLD CAPTCHA.
It means you're not connected to google.
>>120225241
I use it all the time and no one seems to mind.
IF ONLY MOOT WERE HERE
>>120225352
You're really getting this annoyed over a bunch of pixels?
>>120225191
Fuck off Hans, no one likes Germans.
>>120225580
Lenny face? I was gone for a family reunion that week.
Fuck, I wish I was there for that.
>>120225501
>HOLY FUCK I GOT OLD CAPTCHA.
Lucky you. I never DON'T have old captcha. It fucking sucks.
>>120225635
I've never not had to type it. How the fuck do you people do it?
If only moot were here.
>>120225680
We'd be able to blame him?
We should burn him in effigy, I think it would make us feel better
>>120225113
Here's the picture if anyone wants to do it, I'm too lazy
>>120225721
Stop being a fucking robot?
>>120225664
The harder your captchas are the less google s jewing you. If you have no captchas at all you may as well just bend over and take the google dick.
>>120225540
I know your pain
Fuck this shit, it's so damn slow!
Fucking Captcha expired
>>120225622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCy68CWDKVE
>moot is almost 30
>implying he didn't give up 4chan to settle down
What vegetable does Mine taste like?
>>120225501
I get this on my work computer. Think it has to do with your network.
>>120225688
Hey man, words have power and all that. I guess that counts for non-alphanumeric characters too as long as they're being used to communicate.
>>120222402
Because all the outside filth is leaking in and desecrating this sacred place, because our guardian moot is no longer here to protect and guide us.
>>120225540
I think this is why moot left.
If he left, who do we bitch to?
>>120225721
If you only post once a day you won't have to type captchas.
But who has that kind of self control?
>>120225894
Daiz
>>120225611
I do.
But lots of people don't call others out for using emoticons at all, because using emoticons has become a cheap way of trolling, especially the colon-caret-closing parenthesis. Calling them out for it gets you nowhere at all.
>>120225191
>>120225050
Fuck off already, crossies
test
>>120225958
moot used ^_^ once, though.
>>120225894
>I think this is why moot left.
That's obviously why he left.
Why bother doing anything with YOUR site, if people are just going to bitch and complain about every little change you make.
He's been planning this for two years. He obviously just had the courage to say enough is enough. I don't blame him.
>>120224128
>Only ;_; and grudgingly at that. People get called out for it often, and I've no sympathy for them. I'd rather it wasn't used at all.
lifelike texture ;_;
You guys just don't get it. This is not an error at all. There's a 2 min delay because all the posts will be pre-moderated from now on.
If they are harmless enough they'll pass, any controversial shit and its filtered. Post illegal shit and they put the feds on you. Enjoy your anonymous freedom
>>120225604
Oh. That was the only post I sent from Chrome.
>>120225622
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz z Chrząszczyrzewoszyc.
>>120225635
It's the first time I got old captcha since new retarded system was implemented. It just felt so nostalgic. I guess I'm mentally unstable since yesterday. I even forgot to type nigger.
>>120224305
We'll probably run like futaba and just have anonymous mods and janies watching over the site.
>>120226074
m00t is a cancerous faggot
>>120226074
He was also a newfag so there is that.
Why are mods deleting normal anime threads?
>yfw Daiz is the admin
>>120225191
I love using :^)
but ^_^ and any variation of it including :3 really get on my nerves.
>>120226074
moot shitposts constantly, it's pretty much all he does when he posts with the capcode.
Er, all he did, that is.
what fuck is this shit
damn you whoever replaced moooooooooottttt
>>120224590
>People use the frontpage?
It's also on the catalog.
Except, nobody fucking uses the 4chan catalog, everyone uses the old catalog because it's more convenient.
MAL is still not even letting me login too.
It's so fucking hard remembering what I last saw now. I don't use it for anything but that.
>>120226099
>Hired shitty mods like Niggerwood
WOW THANKS MOOT
>>120226074
moot is a rampant shitposter. Never use him as an excuse to do anything. The only reason people quote him on "ironic shitposting is just shitposting" is because he happened to be right by accident. He even said the opposite some time later, and nobody's quoting him on that.
>>120226195
oh man how could i forget :^)
that smug motherfucker
>Rooting for a fakku shill.
>Rooting for someone that supports buying anime and manga.
>Rooting for someone that supports buying hentai.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
>>120226179
No weeb shit allowed on new 4chan. Only western made anime.
>>120225788
No bully.
Let's remember the good and bad times /a/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAPo1dgrHms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfhXSRWx4ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSh6adIbHqk
>moots gone for one day and the site is already breaking
Sasuga newfag admin.
>>120226121
Do you have any idea how many posts there are?
huh
>>120226208
>nobody fucking uses the 4chan catalog, everyone uses the old catalog because it's more convenient.
I wish.
People are newer than you think.
So I'm starting to get time out errors from reports. What the fuck? I have never seen this kind of thing in my many years here.
>>120225348
Thanks for leaving us with incompetent fucks moot.
>>120226342
Google AI just went online.
The future is now.
>>120226184
>VLC screenshots are banned
>streaming is banned
Sound good.
>>120226121
Testing.
Woxxy confirmed on twitter that he is the new admin.
>>120222402
If only Moot were here!
>>120226195
>>120226271
>>120226278
I know it's a moot point. But since it's a moot thread I'll say it anyway.
Fuck off.
>>120226503
I'd honestly rather have Daiz.
>>120226532
But I love you anon-kun :3
^_^
>>120226429
Daiz pls go and stay go, we're in mourning
>>120226429
>any posts mentioning the status of the Chuu2 OVA and the Shin Sekai Yori BDs result in a permaban followed by the user being involved in a tragic accident
This isn't the future I chose
>>120226429
>posting tumblr gifs gets you banned and constantly redirected there
>posting screenshots of funirips with the wrong levels gets you banned
I could support that.
>>120225894
Daiz
So what's going to happen to us?
>archive is down
>>120225680
>>120225735
>>120225348
>>120226509
ishygddt
IOMWH!
>>120226429
>Trying to mention SVP results in a warning for being retarded.
It would be glorious.
>>120226503
Damn woxxy's a twitter whore
>>120226656
We wait.
Is there a reason why https://dryg.github.io/watchout/ has gone down?
>nobody knowing that moot shut down half of the servers on this site so he can start his new project
/a/ sure is a great board amrite?
>>120226656
We're doomed, anon.
>>120226691
Fuck, why is everything falling apart?
>>120226691
>It's true
>>120226691
>>120226753
Oh dear lord the entire internet is crumbling around us
moot was the only thing holding it all together
Catalog won't load images and posting takes about a minute to go through.
Is moot rich?
>>120226583
Daiz should be the new admin because we already have Daiz OC to spam when he fucks things up
>>120226890
Tamako a cute.
A CUTE.
>I look forward to one day returning to 4chan as its Admin Emeritus or just another Anonymous
What if moot is posting with us right now?
>>120226932
Can posts be encoded in hi10bit?
>>120226902
>using the native catalog
Newfag alert.
>>120226949
>What if moot is posting with us right now?
No, I'm not.
But still, if Board Administrator Moot were here...
It might be called the hypocrisy of fighting shitposters, but if he were here...
How would it have gone if Board Administrator Moot were here...?
If he were still here, we wouldn't have had all these troubles.
If only you were here...
>>120226949
Let's lure him out!
Hey moot, USUKA IS A SLUT
TEH REI IS BEST GIRL
YOU WILL NEVER BE THE LITTLE GIRL
>>120227037
How can you be moot if I'm moot?
>>120226691
Shit, I was saving some shit the read later
>>120226691
>>120226753
IT ALL
>>120226656
id's like /b/ will probably be the first step
past that though i can't tell if moot-less mods/janintors will be more strict or less strict without moot-senpai watching their every move.
if mods/jaintors are more lax, then the number of shit-threads is gonna increase massively(much more than now). the converse, with mods/jaintors being more strict doesn't sound a lot better either.
>>120226949
2spooky4me
>>120226948
Cute mochi girls can't save you now anon
>>120226932
Plot twist is that Moot is Daiz. The bald man is just a facade.
Good thing I'm just a lurker.
>>120227037
>>120227093
don't listen to these imposters
the real moot is I
>>120227113
RETURNS
TO NOTHING
>>120227119
All is lost.
>>120227086
She is not a slut, though I'm not moot.
>>120226691
It's a full scale attack.
>>120226503
>everyone who ever posts gets instantly permab&
I look forward to our new king
>it's not longer forbidden to pretend to be moot
>>120226949
>yfw he is just testing us
>It's just an elaborated lie
>Moot is making tons of threads about his demise on every board
>Only the boards were he is love and missed will be able to stay
>>120227227
>I'm not moot
I'm onto you moot.
You sly motherfucker.
>>120227229
That's not the image I wanted to post...
>>120226244
I think you mean "was"
Those times have ended
>moot is kill
>4chan is kill
>archive is kill
>king of saudi arabia is kill
>>120227214
IT JUST KEEPSJIBUN WO____
>>120227255
>implying I'm only pretending
>>120227214
IT ALL COMES
>>120227145
Plot aftertwist: The bald man was Moot's true form, "Christopher Pool" is just Christoffer Katainen - which is his real Finnish name - with a wig and we just didn't notice because all known photographs of "Christopher Pool" were encoded in 8bit to hide the details showing that it's a wig and the face doesn't actually look different.
Anyone have that Something Awful screencap of moot posting about 4chan in 04?
>>120227425
Wherever moot is, he is also shitposting.
>>120226351
i'm new what's the old catalog
>>120227209
I don't know about that.
>>120227445
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN.
Don't be sad, anon. Moot will always be with us.
I really don't wanna learn how to use reddit if 4chan really does go kill.
can't someone just go to moot's house and bully him until he comes back?
>>120227664
Use futaba instead. It's literally the exact same thing.
>>120227716
We already bullied him out of being admin, bulling him back in would make him commit suicide.
>>120227591
Moot is fucking dumping us nigga.
He is moving on.
Leaving.
His blog post is like exactly what you say to a friend you no longer like.
>>120227664
What? Reddit would be one the last options as a replacement to 4chan.
>have an exam tomorrow
>right at 12 PM EST
fuck moot, please don't you dare start it that early
>>120227664
Why would you ever even consider that? They are not similar in any way.
>>120227664
If 4chan dies, 4chan is dead. There can be no migration after extinction.
>>120227735
except it's full of normalfags
>>120227716
>bully him until he comes back?
But, anon, he left BECAUSE he was being bullied?
Watch out for Anonymous##Developer
The public enemy of funposting #1
She is the main responsible for...
☑ Successful assassination of moot
☑ Obfuscating 4chan's Javascript
☑ Using a Flash exploit to install the Bedep botnet
☑ Turning the post deletion password into a tracking cookie
☑ Archiving IPs for 48 hours for FBI review
☑ Creating the r/4chan subreddit
☑ Banning random posters for false-positive "malicious code"
☑ Removing orientation metadata from images
☑ Setting an "extra_path" cookie to load secret Javascript
☑ Manual janitor approval of all 4chan posts
☑ NineGag
☑ Periodically breaking all image posting in attempted assassinations of 4chan Sounds
☑ Removing Vocaroo embedding
☑ Blocking TDCG models
☑ Increasing the number of Google tracking scripts
☑ Pushing the use of Google Chrome
☑ Flooding Internet.bs with bogus CP complaints
☑ Removing the bottom board list for users with Javascript disabled
☑ Covering up the activities of "macil"
☑ Breaking all extensions three times a week with unannounced HTML changes
☑ Successful assassination of the Recaptcha reverser
☑ Forwarding IP addresses to Google
☑ Selling janitor social security numbers to the NSA
☑ “That”
☑ Pushing to ban lolis in Japan
☑ Obstructing the adoption of APNG and VP9
☑ Operating 4chan as a honeypot
Her ultimate goal is to kill 4chan.
However, you can stop her. Spread this list!
>>120227664
That's a horrible substitute.
>>120227801
Wait till Asuka's birthday. He'll be back.
>>120222402
Is it?
>>120226244
>He even said the opposite some time later
citation needed
>>120227851
I said futaba, not 2ch.
>>120222604
I'm having the same exact problem.
Actually I've been having a lot of problems with the site since he left. I'm scared anon
>>120227995
futaba is dead as fuck
>>120222402
Fuck everything.
Daiz
>>120227995
I can't read Japanese.
>>120228081
As I said before, I said futaba, not 2ch.
/a/ is definitely about the same speed as normal, so what is causing this slowdown? moot wasn't the primary dev for the site, so him leaving shouldn't change anything.
What is going on?
>>120222604
I can't either. Is this the end?
>>120227716
What are you expecting?
A few lolis playing ding-dong-ditch until he calls the cops?
A few Lolis hiding in bushes and behind trees, jumping out to scare him as he takes walks through the park until he puts on a monster mask and drives them away with a fearsome howl?
A few lolis dressing up as rowdy criminals and ganging up on him in the dairy isle only to catch a cold from the cold air?
A few lolis sending out fake love letters in his name until they accidentally get him a date?
A few lolis knocking on his windows in the middle of the night to keep him awake until he returns home from work and finds them half-frozen to death and allows them to sleep in his bed while he sleeps on the couch?
>>120228157
We're going down. I hope you have your replacement ready!
>>120228153
>futaba
It's dead. Slow as fuck.
>>120223952
>>120223852
Is that the fucking PAD x SIM game i've heard about somewhere?
That ad for that was fucking hilarious
>>120225501
I think it goes
No captcha: 10 posts
small captcha: 50 posts
captcha: 70 posts
Image captcha : 100+
t e s t
:59
>>120228157
I think something broke with yesterday's thread
So this was the importance of moot huh?
Who knew
>>120228157
The same thing happened at a smaller scale the day before he made the announcement. They are probably updating the servers.
>>120222604
I can, it's just slow.
>>120228276
I don't know what boards you've been browsing. Nijiura may is about as fast as /a/.
>>120228342
Nice tumblr gif
>>120228307
Took nearly 2 minutes.
That ain't right
Someday we'll look back on all this and laugh.But we won't be able to do it together.
>>120228400
>tumblr
>1.89MB
>>120228361
>It's not like the janitors can catch me now that the report button is broken
Fixed that for you.
This is now a gore thread.
>>120228188
I was going to go with loli sluts black mailing moot into coming back
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VugUaD1gYR
>>120228400
It's not tumblr, the anime just had bad coloring
Post dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLmsVBgZiak
I don't know. Posting doesn't take 2 mins like people are saying but it's definitely slow as shit.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Oh shit, can't do that anymore ;_;
Dear Lord why have you forsaken us !?
>>120228342
>With moot gone, the seal is brokenI. Hear. A. Sound.
>>120228521
>>120228460
It's still 10 frames at 5fps, so it's shit and no better.
>>120228494
That's not the pure /a/ lolis I have come to love and respect.
>>120228503
Fuck off T-Pain
>>120228521
Also, looks like more funi. Tumblr has different kind of fucked up video quality in gifs.
>>120228521
It's a 5 frame loop, cuntfuck.
>>120228573
You can't even autotune it correctly.
>>120228475
>This is now a gore thread.
Shit I haven't read that sentence in years.
>>120228588
>>120224344I just started playing this of curiosity and I'm actually having fun.
The girls are insulting me and acting like complete bitches.
>>120228631
IT WASN'T EVEN ME OK, FOR FUCKS SAKE
WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME YOU DICKHEAD
>>120228503
808s and Heartbreak 2 when?
>>120227863
>>120227789
bullying is the only thing I know how to do!
>>120228361
>It's not like moot is here to enforce anything anymore
Shit. Anarchy is at the gates.
>>120228697
If I wanted that I would go outside
>>120228708
Because everything is always your fault, moot.
SKYNET
Here is some more news to ruin your day.
>http://news.sciencemag.org/people-events/2015/01/bulletin-atomic-scientists-moves-doomsday-clock-2-minutes-closer-midnight
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHUqyxTGOWU
Fact proves we're closer to destruction than ever before.
>>120228697
>even 2D girls insult me and act like bitches
There's no escape.
>>120228412
>>120228766
But if you go outside you can't fuck them in the end.And I hope you wouldn't want to, either.
Now you know how /pol/ always feels
Except this really is it and it is the end of the world this time guys
Enjoy your wild ride
>>120223968
>a-am I fitting in yet /a/?
>>120228766
No, fuck that. I want to be insulted in the comfort of my home.
>>120228601
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rVKJtpklEm
>>120228412
Oh God I have been here for too long I don't even know what to do if it goes again anymore.
>>120228676
There was a decently long thread in the summer. You must have missed it.
>>120228412
Don't leave me all alone, anon!
>>120228803
That's not a suprise though.
If they react to russia the wrong way there will be huge results.
It's worse then the cold war because now he's really threatened
>>120228953
On /a/?
I must've. Fucking time difference, the good threads are always dead when I wake up.
>>120228950
I feel like this is my life support. Seriously, what the fuck are we gonna do? Go watch anime by ourselves, and not talk about them? Go outside? Fuck all of that.
Someone hold me.
>>120228412
Anon. No
>>120227880
>☑ “That”
good lord
Who's moot?
>>120229067
Does he mean, you know, that?
>>120226282
>Purchasing anime/manga is bad for anime/manga or anime/manga fans.
How?
>>120228953
When it was ending I created new one to dump Mai Chan but got banned during third chapter.
>>120228460
I'm pretty sure tumblr gifs can in fact be over 1MB.
>>120222538
Sauce?
>>120228412
>>120229120
it begins
>>120229044
I'm in the same boat here, anon.
At least we'll all be in despair together.
>>120229122
I-I think so
>>120229130
>Buying anime
>Buying manga
>Buying hentai
You best be joking.
>>120229120
A newfag faggot. But he was our faggot.
>>120229120
When people start asking this unironically we'll know this place has gone to shit
Anon, I
>>120229236
moot is a celebrity outside of 4chan. It won't happen.
>>120229044
If you're lucky, you should have some friends you can talk with about anime. But after 5-30 minutes you'll realize it's not enough and no human can replace /a/. Because one or two guys are just that. They can't compare with thousands of glorious bastards we have here. And it's impossible to ever come close to level of interaction imageboard offers without posting on one. Just hope that everything will be okay. Let's believe moot will find someone who doesn't suck.
>>120222402
testy
>>120229236when I first joined I thought that poole and moot were two different people
>>120223937
I used to like /x/ years ago for the "real" stories. Now when I do my yearly check they're all either "When I was 2 I heard a door close" or "a monster wore the skin of my friend and tried to kill me, honest". That just shows the state of the board.
>>120229120
A doctor professor emeritus
>>120229214
>You best be joking
That doesn't answer the question.
>>120228412
>>120229044
May the Lord help us. This place was shit but It was a part of my life. How will I fill the hole now ?
>>120228412
At least we won't have to deal with fucking /v/ anymore.
>>120229042
Yep. I'll see if I can find it in the archive.
>>120229137
Thank you, based anon.
>>120229120
a nigger
>>120229307
>a monster wore the skin of my friend and tried to kill me, honest
Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it, haha!
>>120229237
See >>116499907.
>>120229339
>How will I fill the hole now ?
You already know the answer to that
Everyone calm down, /a/ isn't going to die. You're freaking out over nothing.
>there are probably anons who have killed themselves already
What a bunch of drama queens.
>>120228803
>all that swearing and cool kid speak
>>120229388
Y-yeah. I can't wait to discuss video games with my friends like in the before time. Ha.
By "posting" do you mean threads, or a post like mine?
Guess I'll know when I hit post.