Monkey has the best bod of the whole freaking series, that pretty much negates anything you could possible have to say.
this is now a thread about how tomboys are superior and everyone else is wrong
>Hanekawa has fat tits, but a beer gut
monkey is my favorite gatari. holy shit I want to sex her so hard.
She looked better with long hair, I was furious when she cut it off at the end.
While that may be true, Hitagi is altogether much better.
There is not a plumper ass in all of the anime world
>Autists on /a/ don't know what playful teasing is
>Hating on monkey's waifu in her thread
You're only allowed to hate snake here anon.
Araragi was famous in middle school for him doing what the Fire Sisters currently do then in High School he got all depressed and shit and was a total loner.
Then he got a smoking hot girlfriend and started hanging out with with Hanekawa, who is canonically beautiful and Kanbaru, who if I remember correctly is pretty popular at school.
So Araragi goes from "That kinda weird loner guy" to "That badass mysterious guy surrounded by hot girls."
Plus Hana is told from Kanbarus perspective and she thinks Araragi is fucking awesome so of course she'd hype him up.
You don't understand because you're not a japanese schoolgirl anon.
>I don't know why the mangaka has a giant boner for shorthair
Sometimes it works, sometimes it really doesn't
It's almost like it's a completely subjective aesthetic taste.
There are some things that are objectively shit anon. Like snake.
Top and bottom right are pretty great.
Top and bottom left are acceptable.
Middle is the worst.
Now hold on just a cotton-picking moment, that's not a very nice thing to say.
Stop that snake fanfair.
As long as we all agree that monkey would definitely fuck Karen.
Am I trolling? Yes, yes I suppose I am.
>liking stubby twintails
>liking twintails on Kanbaru at all
Well at least you still realize that monkey is a best. I guess I will just leave it at that.
sorry bro but >>119981804